This Weekend's Fixtures & Midweek Fixtures (28/29/30 Apr/ 01/02 May).

[Master Splinter]

Shrek :haha:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

De Gea saves from Clichy!

[Master Splinter]

Clichy almost scoring. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Big punch up at the end please.

[GP]

OMFG Nasri :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nasri. :haha:

What a bottlejob.

[Rors]

Nasri :doh: It ain't gonna hatch son..

[Syn]

What a ****. :haha:

[Dennis Bendtner]

Lesbo trying to score the goal he scored for us once again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Five added minutes!

:lol:

[Master Splinter]

Nasri Hlebs it up. :lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

And right on cue...

[GP]

5 mins! :lol:

[Rors]

A minimum of five years of stoppage time.

[Niall_Quinn]

Want Utd to score now so lesbo **** ends up costing them.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nasri hauled off, Milner on.

[Rors]

Nasri off. Wot, no dunce's cap?

[Cripps_orig]

Nasri off

Hes been great

How he is missed.

And wtf has happened to Clichy? Hes looked brilliant

[Rors]

Mach 10 now....

[GP]

'Another fine performance from Nasri, he's shone lately'

lolwut?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Corner for Man Utd. De Gea time?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jones is awful.

[Syn]

That's unusual from him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Citeh award MotM to Barry. :wacko:

[Xhaka Can’t]

What an incredible bottle job by United.

[Cripps_orig]

1-0 FT

Money have done it

Fergie :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Citeh 1-0 Man Utd, FT. :haha:

Eight points. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Citeh award MotM to Barry. :wacko:

He had the scruffiest kit.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

UTD better hope Barcodes do em a favour tbh.

[Niall_Quinn]

FT ****s1-0 ****s

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

:popcorn: needed all round I think.

[Cripps_orig]

8 points ahead and you fucked it up

Man Utd :haha:

Wazza :haha:

Diver :haha:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

1-0 FT

Money have done it

Fergie :haha:

City lead the league by a point now?

[Niall_Quinn]

I sounded a bit biased on the old commentary tonight, almost like I wanted those shitty ****s to win. I'm surprised at myself and a bit ashamed.

[Rors]

Erm? :haha:

[Gubby Allen]

Citeh award MotM to Barry. :wacko:

Zabaleta had a decent game but you can't have someone like that winning a MOTM award in the game of the season/decade/century/millennium however Sky were marketing it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Maradona. :haha:

Citeh have even bought him.

[Cripps_orig]

City lead the league by a point now?No

[Dennis Bendtner]

About what the United bus deserved.

[Özim]

Man Utd were poor today, money wins the title...get Usmanov in quick!

[Niall_Quinn]

Really awful performance by Rooney. Did nothing.

[Syn]

:popcorn: needed all round I think.

Exactly that.

All on the away games now. Man Utd have to travel to Sunderland, Man City have to travel to Newcastle.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Bookies that Paid out on the mancs winning the league :pal:

[Gubby Allen]

About what the United bus deserved.

Did they have a shot?

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Really awful performance by Rooney. Did nothing.

What could he do, he was by himself all night with no help the rest were useless.

[Joker]

0 shots on target by United :lol:

[Rors]

"You can imagine he and his brother are going to make the most of it". if they didn't hate each other Chamberlain, then you might have been right..

[Cripps_orig]

Oasis :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd just need to destroy Swanselona.

:rose:

[Niall_Quinn]

What could he do, he was by himself all night with no help the rest were useless.

He could have scored or done some shit like diving. Seems to save it all up for us.

[Özim]

The Gallacher tw*t is there looking like a tramp as always.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

No
oh, well i guess they need barcodes to do em a favour tbh.

Man Utd were poor today, money wins the title...get Usmanov in quick!

No man Utd and and Fergie bottling a 8 point lead could win city the title.

But you do need quality to win the league and UTD don't have much tbh.

[cricketsi]

Did they have a shot?

No, only buses with Adebayor in get shot at and he's out on loan from City at the moment.

[Rors]

Oasis :bow:

A banning offence surely?[/revenge]

[Master Splinter]

Fergie :haha:.

What an idiot for trying to contain rather than attack.

Shrek the ref :haha:.

Jones :haha: a truly shit player. The next Scott Parker. Actually, that's harsh on General Parker.

Yaya was a bit awlsome today.

Barry :haha: how the fuck did he win MOTM?

Need Cisse to pub in a few goals against Citeh next week.

[Rors]

And..erm...what the fuck was THAT?!! :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Classic game, 650 million happy customers.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Man Utd just need to destroy Swanselona.

:rose:

:lol: pretty much.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Redcafe. :rose:

At least when we've ballsed up the title we had the decency to do it early.

[Master Splinter]

The Gallacher tw*t is there looking like a tramp as always.

Kirsty?

[Rors]

Park.

That is all.

[GP]

Kirsty?

:haha:

It's funny cos she is a tramp.

[Rors]

With fucking 'Hey Jude'!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Park.

That is all.

:haha:

I reckon ours is better now. Not that we'd know.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

With fucking 'Hey Jude'!!!

Macca is probably there...

[Niall_Quinn]

With fucking 'Hey Jude'!!!

City version, hey judas.

[Rors]

Macca is probably there...

Yeah man..

[GP]

:haha:

I reckon ours is better now. Not that we'd know.

He's the anti-Park. He cancels theirs out.

[Syn]

Fergie :haha:.

What an idiot for trying to contain rather than attack.

In the big games, that's all he's got.

All he does it play Park and put 10 behind the ball and look to counter. Against morons like ourselves who keep naively pushing forward it works. Man City with Yaya Toure in the middle and Kompany at the back are able to cover better.

[Cripps_orig]

Kompany is brilliant

Should have won player of the season

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It'd be easier to be angry if Kompany wasn't so nice.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

The Gallacher tw*t is there looking like a tramp as always.

:lol:

Noel or Liam.

[Niall_Quinn]

One attempt on target between the two teams over 90 mins. Appalling shit.

[Dennis Bendtner]

His lightbulb head certainly helped him for the goal.

oh christ now I remember Silvestre played for us

[Niall_Quinn]

Kompany is brilliant

Should have won player of the season

He would have won had RvP not completely outclassed him. Maybe next year.

[Cripps_orig]

Awful game from what i saw of it

[Özim]

Kirsty?
You'd have to like boys to think she was a tramp tbh.

[Niall_Quinn]

Awful game from what i saw of it

Worst of the season that I've seen, and I've watched all our matches.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

You'd have to like boys to think she was a tramp tbh.

He didn't say he wouldn't do tramps tbf.

[Özim]

:lol:

Noel or Liam.
Liam, can't stand that pr*ck, most people grow out of their teenage years.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

In the big games, that's all he's got.

All he does it play Park and put 10 behind the ball and look to counter. Against morons like ourselves who keep naively pushing forward it works. Man City with Yaya Toure in the middle and Kompany at the back are able to cover better.

Spot on Syn, Starting park was never going to win them the game or Smalling.

Utd did not have the quailty in their team/sqaud and the everton and wigan games have shown this.

Fergie messed it up today and the fight with macini summed it up.

Why did he not play young from the begining but with 8 mins to go.

Fergie made some Wenger decions today.

[Niall_Quinn]

You'd have to like boys to think she was a tramp tbh.

She only got a job by sticking her arm down andy Grays pants - tart.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sky need to rethink their marketing campaign for a title to this fixture a la El Clasico, 'The Unmissable' won't really work.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Liam, can't stand that pr*ck, most people grow out of their teenage years.

Pretty much.

He thinks he still in the 90's :lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Exactly that.

All on the away games now. Man Utd have to travel to Sunderland, Man City have to travel to Newcastle.
I'd be happy if I didn't think this one was far from over.

If United scrape another title it will prove Satanic forces are at work.

[Syn]

Yup, we get the blame for Nasri being a pussy in front of goal. :lol:

"Definitely from the Arsenal days where you try to talk it in the net".

[Niall_Quinn]

Sky need to rethink their marketing campaign for a title to this fixture a la El Clasico, 'The Unmissable' won't really work.

Something line Gypsy Cesspit Chav Bonanza, with the whirly graphics and missing hubcaps.

[Rors]

Pretty much.

He thinks he still in the 90's :lol:

"What's your favourite song Liam?"
"'Live Forever'"
"What exactly is that song about"
[Pause]"It's about living forever"

Liam :doh:

[Niall_Quinn]

Yup, we get the blame for Nasri being a pussy in front of goal. :lol:

"Definitely from the Arsenal days where you try to talk it in the net".

Just need somebody to blame Wenger and city are 100% in the clear.

[Özim]

Neville says Nasri tries to walk the ball into the net, that's from his Arsenal days :haha:

[Syn]

Spot on Syn, Starting park was never going to win them the game or Smalling.

Actually I think that's what I would've done - start defensive players and look to play for a draw. Lets be realistic, Man Utd are never going to beat Man City playing football. They had to behave like relegation battlers and try to get something from a corner or on the break. It was a tight game and a set-piece was the difference.

Man Utd were relying on getting the first goal which didn't happen.

[Rors]

If United win the title from here, something's up.

If they win the title on goal difference from here, then the season should be declared null and void.

[Özim]

Just need somebody to blame Wenger and city are 100% in the clear.
This is why most of our players can't shoot, they don't need to!

[Niall_Quinn]

So RvP needs a couple against delia and hell win golden boot, Shrek will probably give up now.

[Özim]

The quality in the PL this season has been sh*t, much much lower than a few years back.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Will there be claims that Mancini has won the 'mind-games' now? The ingenuity of claiming City have no chance for weeks. Fergie getting trolled on the touchline. S'ralex could conceivably do a shit in the pre-match conference and the media would claim a mind-game victory.

Still the eminent possibility of City screwing up at Newcastle, though.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shreeves! :haha:

Just how worried were you when Vincent Kompany picked up that red card early-ish in the game? :haha:

Mancini shat himself for a second.

[Syn]

Shreeves :haha:

Truly is the grim reaper.

[Rors]

Shreeves. Even reveals things to his interviewee that didn't happen. We're through the looking glass here...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

He just wanted someone to point out a suspension to.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Will there be claims that Mancini has won the 'mind-games' now?

:haha:

[Syn]

Classy from Fergie - criticising Mancini. Mancini said nothing against Ferguson.

But still, he likes the taste of rose so who gives a fuck.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fergie was just defending the official's honour. :bow:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Neville says Nasri tries to walk the ball into the net, that's from his Arsenal days :haha:

You can take the boy out of Arsenal but you'll never take Arsenal out of the boy.

But really to blame us for Nasri being a pussy in front of goal is silly its like Saying Its Villa's fault young dives.


The quality in the PL this season has been sh*t, much much lower than a few years back.

Pretty Much not a lot of quality and most of the teams are woeful at defending.

City should have won this league ages ago as the rest of sqauds are no where as good as theres.

Fergie needs to spend big in the summer of they could be in trouble next season.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

MotD is on in a few minutes.

[Dennis Bendtner]

:haha:

Yeah silly question in hindsight :lol:

[Marc Overmars]

United. :doh:

8 points clear with 6 to play...what a fuck up. Arguably worse than Newcastle in 96, was it?

It's over if City beat Newcastle. Certainly can't see them slipping up against QPR on the final day.

Money wins the day. :sick:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

MotD is on in a few minutes.
http://a.yfrog.com/img876/6014/5iojn.jpg

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jones. :haha:

Thank the lord Wenget missed out on that one.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

United. :doh:

8 points clear with 6 to play...what a fuck up. Arguably worse than Newcastle in 96, was it?

It's over if City beat Newcastle. Certainly can't see them slipping up against QPR on the final day.

Money wins the day. :sick:

Unless Utd Batter Swansea 10-0

[McNamara That Ghost...]

You Utd. :bow:

[Cripps_orig]

Charlie :bow:

Has to be modded surely or whatever the highest honour is on GW

[Marc Overmars]

Unless you Utd Batter Swansea 10-0

Indeed. I reckon it will be settled on GD now.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Utd fans wanting Fergie out :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How did Man Utd attacks make it on to the highlights?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

How did Man Utd attacks make it on to the highlights?
So they don't have to criticise Fergie.

[Syn]

Lawro is such a ****. Hate him.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

"What's your favourite song Liam?"
"'Live Forever'"
"What exactly is that song about"
[Pause]"It's about living forever"

Liam :doh:

:lol: What a douche

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Doni, Kelly, Aurelio, Skrtel, Coates, Henderson, Shelvey, Spearing, Maxi, Kuyt, Carroll.
Subs: Sterling, Downing, Robinson, Enrique, Flanagan, Carragher, Jones.

Sweet Jesus.

[Cripps_orig]

There are games today? :blink:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I guess you didn't read the first post too intently then. :lol:

Yes though, these are the games that weren't played due to the FA Cup semi-finals.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke: Begovic, Huth, Upson, Shawcross, Wilson, Walters, Whitehead, Delap, Etherington, Jones, Crouch.
Subs: Sorensen, Whelan, Fuller, Shotton, Jerome, Woodgate, Palacios.

Everton: Howard, Hibbert, Heitinga, Jagielka, Distin, Anichebe, Osman, Fellaini, Pienaar, Cahill, Jelavic.
Subs: Mucha, Stracqualursi, McFadden, Gueye, Barkley, Coleman, Duffy.

Referee: Anthony Taylor (Cheshire)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Doni, Kelly, Aurelio, Skrtel, Coates, Henderson, Shelvey, Spearing, Maxi, Kuyt, Carroll.
Subs: Sterling, Downing, Robinson, Enrique, Flanagan, Carragher, Jones.

Sweet Jesus.

Fulham: Schwarzer, Kelly, Hangeland, Hughes, John Arne Riise, Duff, Murphy, Dembele, Kacaniklic, Dempsey, Pogrebnyak.
Subs: Stockdale, Baird, Orlando Sa, Kasami, Etuhu, Frei, Briggs.

Referee: Lee Probert (Wiltshire)

[Joker]

Doni, Kelly, Aurelio, Skrtel, Coates, Henderson, Shelvey, Spearing, Maxi, Kuyt, Carroll.
Subs: Sterling, Downing, Robinson, Enrique, Flanagan, Carragher, Jones.

Sweet Jesus.

:lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 0-1 Fulham, Skrtel OG!

:haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

This could be a long night.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

This just feels like an early Carling Cup game or a friendly.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

True, I'm listening to it on 5live and can barely hear any crowd interaction at all.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Doni makes a great save to deny Pogrebnyak or Kacaniklic, 5live can't seem to decide which player it actually was.

[GP]

Fulham go above liverpool with a 5-0 win :popcorn:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

True, I'm listening to it on 5live and can barely hear any crowd interaction at all.
I think there's some sort of ticket deal. Parent and child type thing.

They often make for odd atmospheres.

Plus we've been pretty poor.

[Xhaka Can’t]

This bodes well for us when they play the chavs in the league.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hangeland clears off the line.

[Marc Overmars]

What a shocker Liverpool have had at home. :wacko:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I don't even think we care any more.

Finishing 7th rather than 10th makes no real difference apart from pride and we lost that weeks ago.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

This bodes well for us when they play the chavs in the league.

Hopefully it will be academic by then.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I don't even think we care any more.

Finishing 7th rather than 10th makes no real difference apart from pride and we lost that weeks ago.

And less money to spend on Jason Roberts.

[Marc Overmars]

I don't even think we care any more.

Finishing 7th rather than 10th makes no real difference apart from pride and we lost that weeks ago.

Just beat Chelsea pls.

[Coney]

I don't even think we care any more.

Finishing 7th rather than 10th makes no real difference apart from pride and we lost that weeks ago.

Never mind. At least you've got Carroll. :whistle:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Spearing was a centre back in the academy :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Carroll heads straight at Schwarzer.

Stoke 0-1 Everton, Crouchinho OG. :haha:

[Dennis Bendtner]

We won't be able to rely on Liverpool against Chelsea. Whatever happens in the cup game, they won't give a crap about the league one. Sadly I think we were the ones to kill their spirit at Anfield. Can't recall them winning a game there since, maybe one. Anyway...win our games, we must.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 0-1 Fulham, HT.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Carroll is actually doing OK.

I don't if that's because my expectations are at rock bottom but at least he looks up for it for a change.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1000 goals in the league this season. Fastest time in the Premier League that mark has been reached I think.

Defending. :bow:

Also, 0-1 HT at Twickenham.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Albanian TV advertising 1Mb internet :lol:

And now Albanian Strictly :lol:

[Syn]

I know there has been a masturbate over this but I didn't read it so - if you don't mind - if we finish 4th and Chelsea finish 3rd, we're alright aren't we? We still get a crack at the qualifier?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

GOALStoke 0-1 Everton - Crouch own goal (44 mins)

Everton pull a fast one with a free-kick, piling bodies into the box, but shipping the ball out wide to Tony Hibbert to change the angle of delivery. It works a treat as Tim Cahill's challenge puts off Peter Crouch and Marc Wilson's attempt to head clear bounces off the big striker and into his own net.

What a way to bring up the 1k.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I know there has been a masturbate over this but I didn't read it so - if you don't mind - if we finish 4th and Chelsea finish 3rd, we're alright aren't we? We still get a crack at the qualifier?

Yeah that's right. Fairly unlikely though I'd guess - we would need Spuds to outshit us in the remaining games.

[Syn]

Yeah that's right. Fairly unlikely though I'd guess - we would need Spuds to outshit us in the remaining games.

Cheers. :good:

Yeah I guess it is unlikely. If Chelsea finish above us, it's likely Tottenham will have.

Ah, fuck that. Lets just win our games. Norwich and West Brom ffs. Football isn't played on paper but if we can't win those we don't deserve CL football.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

OK I'm not sure my stream is on the game anymore :unsure:

Just some random Albanian adverts.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Downing on for Henderdjemba.

All is saved.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great last ditch tackle form Hangeland on Maxi apparently.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke are just aimlessly lumping it forward apparently.

:faint:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fulham hit the post! :wacko:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Doni is just about keeping Liverpool in this apparently.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Doni is just about keeping Liverpool in this apparently.
I wouldn't go that far but Fulham look OK on the counter.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ah, in that case...5live. :lol:

Aurelio off, Jose Enrique on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke 1-1 Everton, Jerome.

:sick:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Sterling on for Kuyt.

It's about time frankly.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dempsey with a good chance, saved by Doni, Jose Enrique blocks the follow-up from Pogrebnyak.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pogrebnyak off, Etuhu on.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

1000 goals in the league this season. Fastest time in the Premier League that mark has been reached I think.

Defending. :bow:

Also, 0-1 HT at Twickenham.

Twickenham :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Skrtel. :lol:

Nearly assisted Dempsey.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Four added minutes at Anfield.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 0-1 Fulham, FT.

:doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke 1-1 Everton, FT.

[Marc Overmars]

I bet Liverpool have fucked up loads of accumulators this season with their home form. :lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Nobody cares about the league anymore.

The players out tonight certainly didn't, and the fans barely acknowledged there was a game on.

I'm struggling to muster any emotion anymore which is why the whole thing is just so predictable.

Ho hum, on to Wembley. :unsure:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nobody cares about the league anymore.

The players out tonight certainly didn't, and the fans barely acknowledged there was a game on.

I'm struggling to muster any emotion anymore which is why the whole thing is just so predictable.

Ho hum, on to Wembley. :unsure:

It's odd that players would take the piss with it, unless they don't actually want to be involved in the Cup Final. I just don't understand footballers.

[Marc Overmars]

5 wins and 20 goals all season.

Liverpool season ticket holders. :pal:

[Ollie the Optimist]

lollerpool have no lost as many games as tehy have won this year :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

It's odd that players would take the piss with it, unless they don't actually want to be involved in the Cup Final. I just don't understand footballers.
Well I think the Wembley team is pretty much already picked. Doni, who had a good game, has little to no chance of starting. Sterling looked decent for his 20 minute cameo.

The rest of them well I guess they get their pay packets whatever happens; win, lose or draw.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hey, Kenny.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article811963.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/File+photo+dated+25-2-2012+of+Roy+Hodgson

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Well I think the Wembley team is pretty much already picked. Doni, who had a good game, has little to no chance of starting. Sterling looked decent for his 20 minute cameo.

The rest of them well I guess they get their pay packets whatever happens; win, lose or draw.

You would think they'd realise the competition for places isn't that fierce and indeed on a greater scale losing is never a great habit to accept. Especially with a Big Man moment is looming.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

You would think they'd realise the competition for places isn't that fierce and indeed on a greater scale losing is never a great habit to accept. Especially with a Big Man moment is looming.
Well you'd think they'd put a little bit of effort in at least.

The club would do well to refund the fans' tickets tonight, and make it free for the rest of the season, because tonight was garbage. I know it would never happen though.

Oh and thanks for making me nearly choke on my drink for the above post :good:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Stoke 1-1 Everton, FT.
Everton 3 points clear of pool tonight :lol:

[Cripps_orig]

Just seen this

Liverpool :haha:

[Syn]

http://newsballs.tumblr.com/post/22116489694/blackburn-fan-trev-calls-in-to-bbc-606-cries

Might've been a steak bake.

Fucking mentalist.

[Marc Overmars]

Come on Bolton.

Come on the draw.

[GP]

http://newsballs.tumblr.com/post/22116489694/blackburn-fan-trev-calls-in-to-bbc-606-cries

Might've been a steak bake.

Fucking mentalist.

I still believe!

Brilliant.

In fact, I reckon that was you, Syn.

[Cripps_orig]

So who we supporting today?

[Syn]

:lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

So who we supporting today?

Chavs, geordies draw and Bolton all the way - obvious really.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea: Cech, Bosingwa, Ivanovic, Terry, Bertrand, Ramires, Mikel, Meireles, Sturridge, Torres, Malouda.
Subs: Turnbull, Cole, Essien, Lampard, Mata, Drogba, Kalou.

Newcastle: Krul, Perch, Williamson, Coloccini, Santon, Cabaye, Tiote, Gutierrez, Ben Arfa, Cisse, Ba.
Subs: Elliot, Gosling, Ryan Taylor, Marveaux, Shola Ameobi, Obertan, Ferguson.

Referee: Mark Halsey (Lancashire)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bolton: Bogdan, Boyata, Wheater, Ream, Ricketts, Eagles, Reo-Coker, Mark Davies, Petrov, Ngog, Kevin Davies.
Subs: Jaaskelainen, Alonso, Knight, Klasnic, Sordell, Miyaichi, Vela.

Tottenham: Friedel, Walker, Gallas, Kaboul, Rose, Lennon, Sandro, Modric, Bale, Van der Vaart, Adebayor.
Subs: Cudicini, Saha, Giovani, Defoe, King, Livermore, Nelsen.

Referee: Mike Dean (Wirral)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Programme on SS1 starts in a few minutes.

[Marc Overmars]

Big Kev. :bow:

Please eat them.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jamie is in the studio, Stuart Holden too.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tiote booked. :faint:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Muamba. :bow:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Muamba. :bow:

:gp:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Spuds corner, goes past everyone. :lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

1-0 Newcastle!

Cisse

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 0-1 Barcodes, Cisse!

Damn, Titanic just sunk too.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ade. :lol:

Awful.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

First touch from hell by Ade. :haha: Would've been a goal if he controlled it.

[Marc Overmars]

Bolton look shite, all Spurs at the moment.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great run from Bale, fires it right across goal, nobody on the end of it.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Mata and Lumpard warming up says the Moose.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sounds like the Barcodes have had quite a few chances, although Malouda missed a sitter not so long ago.

[Marc Overmars]

Come on Big Man, lead your team to a point.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Ba hits the bar!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

VDV freekick, wide. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wheater Island calmly heads it back to Bogdan, thought that was going to be an OG tbf.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bolton 0-1 Spuds, Modric. What a goal.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

:faint:

He actually did something.

[Syn]

A chance for Ryo to make himself an Arsenal legend in the second half. Just like Benayoun did in his West Ham days.

[Marc Overmars]

Missed the goal.

Anyway, fuck.

Come on Ryo.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Boyata. :haha:

What a miss.

[Syn]

It amazes me how many professional footballers lose the ability to control a simple shot from 6 yards out when under pressure. I could've put that Boyata chance away - just watch it all the way and don't try to hit it too hard. But why do that when you can PANIC!!!

[Syn]

Really wish Sky would've showed Chelsea-Newcastle game.

Bolton are shit.

[Marc Overmars]

Any chance Villa will get a result this weekend?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Any chance Villa will get a result this weekend?

There's every chance they will draw. Again.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Tiote ko'd apparently.

And coming off.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wheater Island. :doh:

Only a crap ball from VDV stopped a probably 0-2.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tiote ko'd apparently.

And coming off.

Big Man to blame? :ninja:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Big Man to blame? :ninja:
Mikel Jon Obi Mikel.

Getting oxygen as well.

And he still hasn't left the pitch. And is now.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

1-1 Bolton! Mediocre.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bolton. :bow:

Time for Ryo.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Walker booked. :lol:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

1-1 Bolton! Mediocre.

Come on Chavs, Come on Big man.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Petrov with the worst volley attempt of all time.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Big Kev. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Why hasn't Davis killed half their team yet? It's a joke.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Lampard coming on to save the day.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bolton 1-2 Spuds, VDV. :sick:

[Niall_Quinn]

What a fucking fluke. Monkey mishit it then Vanderfart mishit it. 2-1 to the ****s.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-3 Ade. FFS Bolton.

[Niall_Quinn]

Piss bollocks, whore bundles it in for 3-1 after a mishit cross which was supposed to be a shot.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Bolton :rose:

[Niall_Quinn]

Bolton :rose:

Don't worry, they're just lulling them into 3 points.

[Dennis Bendtner]

I was getting ready to type that it wouldn't be a bad set of results for us.

Then Bolton do that. ffs.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ngog and Mediocre off, Klasnic and Vela on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Eagles. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Scum were lucky there, shot trickles past the post no more that 10 yards wide.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Get up :rose:.

[Özim]

So far a very bad night for us, we've managed to royally screw up our position with some average form at the worst time!

[Niall_Quinn]

Davies a good 20 yards onside, linesman gets it horribly wrong, certain goal denies there, scum are so lucky.

[Niall_Quinn]

So far a very bad night for us, we've managed to royally screw up our position with some average form at the worst time!

Yep, we could be as low as 3rd after tonight.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-4 Ade again. :rolleyes:

[Niall_Quinn]

Whore a mile offsie but linesman waves in on. GK slips and whore mishits it into the net, 4-1

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Newcastle clear off the line.

Big Man header from a corner.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Yep, we could be as low as 3rd after tonight.

:haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Jordan and Allen, two classy dudes. Terry to 'Arry's Arthur. Good night for the england boss though, totally played off the pitch but four flukes later and they have a lead.

[Syn]

Oh this is an unmitigated disaster.

We might actually have to do some work now.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Newcastle clear off the line.

Big Man header from a corner.

They normally go in :rollseyes:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bolton you berks.

[Niall_Quinn]

Spud scum diving now and rolling around to try and run down the clock.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

10 minutes injury time at Stamford Bridge.

Far from over.

And Krul is booked.