The Film Thread

[Master Splinter]

The Raid.

Watch it.

And Old Boy is quite awlsome too.

And that bit in Drive in the lift. Not sure it's a fair fight, but it's certainly qualifies for the gritting your teeth bit.

[GP]

Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus :popcorn:

[Xhaka Can’t]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcoZBDIPDP8&feature=player_embedded#!

[V-Pig]

That 20-30min Jackie Chan fight scene at the end of Young Master. It just never ends... except after 20-30mins.

[GP]

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4573141_460s.jpg

[Ernesto]

Chuck Norris v Bruce Lee in The Way of The Dragon

For the sheer f*ck-off-ness of it all, the fisticuffs between Arnie and Bill Duke in Commando ("No, f*ck YOU, asshole!" :haha:)

For outright stupidity, the Steven Segal v Tommy Lee Jones fight at the end of Under Siege (how on earth does he make Jones release knife?!)

[Letters]

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/movie_theater_layout

[The Wengerbabies]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpaT8NzkLgE

Can't wait.

[Cripps_orig]

The first one was very good

Whens this one out?

[Marc Overmars]

I like how he kicks the fuck out of everyone.

Neeson. :bow:

[Master Splinter]

Taken was shit.

And so are you three.

[The Wengerbabies]

The first one was very good

Whens this one out?

October I think. And with Expendables 2 coming out next month its shaping up to be a great year for movies.

[The Wengerbabies]

Taken was shit.


You clearly have no idea what you're talking about.

[Master Splinter]

Expendables was shit too.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Taken started off ok but became cliché riddled horse manure the longer it went on.

[Master Splinter]

It was basically one of those straight-to-supermarket bargain basket Seagal films that dominates the Channel 5 schedules, but with a big name in the leading role. The script was probably written by Ach and The Wengerbabies on the back of a post-it note.

[Cripps_orig]

October I think. And with Expendables 2 coming out next month its shaping up to be a great year for movies.

Golden year for movies imo

Plenty of quality already out and more coming

[Cripps_orig]

You clearly have no idea what you're talking about.

Just remember who you're replying to

[Master Splinter]

Just remember who you're replying to

Stop WUMming. :good:

I have seen Taken just as much as you if not more and I have my own opinion on it so stop acting a fucktard and STFU.

[Cripps_orig]

Stop WUMming. :good:

I have seen Taken just as much as you if not more and I have my own opinion on it so stop acting a fucktard and STFU.
Only seen it the once tbh.

Single handedly the reason why Liam Neeson is the best in the world at what he does

[Thierrymon]

Finally got to see Prometheus. Liked it. Thought the ending felt a bit rushed though. Noomi Rapace was pretty good but her accent was a bit all over the place.

Lots of good films at the cinema now or coming soon. Really wanna see Ted next.

[GP]

Ted looks like typical Seth McFarlane. It won't be smart, but it will be funny. I'm looking forward to it.

[Cripps_orig]

Just watched The Amazing Spiderman

Meh

Hes no Tobey Maguire, thats for sure. A pointless remake considering the first was hardly 10 years ago. Too many similarities.

If you havent seen that one and go to watch this one, you might like it.

[Letters]

Ted looks like typical Seth McFarlane. It won't be smart, but it will be funny. I'm looking forward to it.:good:

The trailer looked brilliant.

[Marc Overmars]

Yep, can't wait to see Ted.

Seth. :bow:

[Ernesto]

Watched 'A Perfect World' after ages the other night on TCM.

I had forgotten what a great film it actually was :bow:

[V-Pig]

I've watched an Ace Ventura film and a Naked Gun film in the last few days.

Classics.

[Power n Glory]

Just watched The Amazing Spiderman

Meh

Hes no Tobey Maguire, thats for sure. A pointless remake considering the first was hardly 10 years ago. Too many similarities.

If you havent seen that one and go to watch this one, you might like it.

Thought the reboot was better that Sam Raimi's Spidey. I was sceptical at first but it's a pretty good movie and not a pointless reboot. Two completely different movies in my opinion and this one is superior.

[Marc Overmars]

Just watched The Grey.

Liam Neeson. :bow:

What a boss.

[Cripps_orig]

The Running Man is on :bow:

As is Children Of Men and Alien Vs Predator

3 quality films

Sunday night television :bow:

[Syn]

:lol: I tried to watch 2 of them and couldn't due to a severe lack of interest in shit movies. Got about 20 mins into the first, then started Running Man on C4+1.

I'm in desperate need of a quality movie. I'm not talking about 8/10's, I'm talking about a life-changer. Haven't had that feeling of discovering a life-changer for a long, long time.

[Cripps_orig]

Avengers is your film to watch

It will make you want to be a super hero

/thread

[Syn]

Sounds too risky. I'll watch the trailer and if there is no dramatic voice-over from the same guy who does X Factor, I'm not going to watch it.

[Thierrymon]

The Running Man is on :bow:

As is Children Of Menand Alien Vs Predator

3 quality films

Sunday night television :bow:

Love that movie. Very under-appreciated.

[Master Splinter]

I'm in desperate need of a quality movie. I'm not talking about 8/10's, I'm talking about a life-changer. Haven't had that feeling of discovering a life-changer for a long, long time.

Madagascar 3 is out soon.

Or if you're being serious, I would advise going through a Hitchcock collection.

It won't change your life as much as the discovery that tennis is by far the finest sport on the planet, but it will be close.

[Cripps_orig]

Bought 4 DVDs

Men In Black 1 and 2. Havent seen the 3rd but will probably get that on DVD so might as well have the first 2 as well

Tinker toilet something spy, fuck knows what this is about. I see it has Colin Firth :sleep: in it so bound to be a stuffy film but also has Gary Oldman whos never been in a bad film

21 Jump Street - Never seen it. Good cast. Heard from people i trust with film reviews thats its great. I await GWs review. MS, let me know what you think

[Master Splinter]

Men In Black 1 is great fun.

MIB 2 is a bit shit.

You probably won't like Tinker Toilet Something Spy. Very slow-moving. Just checked and this is what I said when I saw it: http://www.goonersweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=14&page=46&p=48658&viewfull=1#post48658

I wasn't interested in 21 Jump Street and never saw the original programme, but I saw it and it wasn't too bad. If you like stuff like Superbad and all those Judd Apatow -directed/written/produced films, you'll like this.

[Marc Overmars]

Going to see the new Spider-Man tonight. :popcorn:

Hope it's good.

[Coney]

Men In Black 1 is great fun.

MIB 2 is a bit shit.

You probably won't like Tinker Toilet Something Spy. Very slow-moving. Just checked and this is what I said when I saw it: http://www.goonersweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=14&page=46&p=48658&viewfull=1#post48658

I wasn't interested in 21 Jump Street and never saw the original programme, but I saw it and it wasn't too bad. If you like stuff like Superbad and all those Judd Apatow -directed/written/produced films, you'll like this.

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy was crap.

[Marc Overmars]

Enjoyed Spider-Man. Personally thought it was better than the original.

Emma Stone. :loveblush:

[Flavs]

The good news is Bradley Cooper has left the remake of the Crow

the bad news is they are asking Mark Walhberg to replace him

:ilt:

[GP]

Marky Mark :bow:

[Flavs]

Love that movie. Very under-appreciated.

The chase scene through the woods is probably the best bit of film i have ever seen in that

[Flavs]

Marky Mark :bow:

you sick freak

[LDG]

The good news is Bradley Cooper has left the remake of the Crow



They should get Bradley Walsh :good:

[V-Pig]

The chase scene through the woods is probably the best bit of film i have ever seen in that

What about the "single shot" bit (which isn't - I think it's actually 2 shots - but looks like one) which goes from when they smash that guy (Spike?) with a concrete block, run up to the building, get the baby and bring it crying through all the soldiers whilst everyone stops firing. That's the best scene ever. They must've had to reset so many explosives for each take and there's hundreds of actors involved in it. It goes on for about 8 mins.

[GP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=m0WB5MO0rlc

[Master Splinter]

I think I have to agree with Ach somewhat on the new Spider-Man. From the trailers, it looked like they'd differentiate themselves enough from Raimi's trilogy, but in the end it just felt almost like a remix. Andrew Garfield was excellent and channelled the humour of the comics/cartoons perfectly. I don't feel that any other character was particularly well-developed or overly interesting. We've already had a recent trilogy. If you have to make another one, make something that stands on it's own. All the classic Spider-Man mythologies are present, but only slightly re-jigged. It's all a bit odd. And WTF is a Coldplay song doing in the middle of a Marvel comics film? There's nothing really wrong with the film and the action is definitely better, but it's all a bit of an anti-climax. The ending at least sets itself up for what could hopefully be a more robust sequel.

[Cripps_orig]

What he said

[Power n Glory]

Enjoyed Spider-Man. Personally thought it was better than the original.

Emma Stone. :loveblush:

Kisten Dunst as Mary Jane was bloody annoying.

[Master Splinter]

Kisten Dunst is bloody annoying.

Just fixed your sizeable mistake.

[Syn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG2fX_E0sc0&feature=player_embedded

Might be good.

[Ollie the Optimist]

Pixar have annouced they are making a finding nemo 2, a toy story 4, and monsters inc 2 is too come out next year.

Pixar :bow:

Childhood films :bow:

[Cripps_orig]

A Toy Story 4?

Seriously?

They ended the 3rd perfectly. Just leave it at that ffs. Overkill isnt a good thing

[Ollie the Optimist]

A Toy Story 4?

Seriously?

They ended the 3rd perfectly. Just leave it at that ffs. Overkill isnt a good thing

Toy story is always a good thing

[Thierrymon]

Pixar have annouced they are making a finding nemo 2, a toy story 4, and monsters inc 2 is too come out next year.

Pixar :bow:

Childhood films :bow:

Aww, pixar were awesome. Those films dont need sequels.

Its like Iron Man. The sequel ended up tainting the first because it was so bad and i've read they are making a third.....

[Letters]

A Toy Story 4?

Seriously?

They ended the 3rd perfectly. Just leave it at that ffs. Overkill isnt a good thing
:gp:

Hate it when they do this sort of thing. It might be brilliant of course but the 3 they've done are so good they risk ballsing up the whole series. Looking forward to Monsters Inc II though.

[GP]

Pixar have annouced they are making a finding nemo 2, a toy story 4, and monsters inc 2 is too come out next year.

Pixar :bow:

Childhood films :bow:

They already found Nemo :doh:

Wreck-It Ralph is out soon, which looks awesome

[Cripps_orig]

Aww, pixar were awesome. Those films dont need sequels.

Its like Iron Man. The sequel ended up tainting the first because it was so bad and i've read they are making a third.....
Iron Man films were pretty good and the 3rd is indeed being made as we speak. Due out May 2013

Anyway all but one of Pixar films have been awesome so they have a good rep

[Master Splinter]

Anyway all but one of Pixar films have been awesome so they have a good rep

Yeah, Cars was disappointing.

This sequel binge they're currently on is also disappointing. I don't think there's any truth to the Toy Story 4 thing though.

[Power n Glory]

Nothing beats Matrix Reloaded and Revolution when talking about sequels which almost ruin the first film.

[Letters]

Nothing beats Matrix Reloaded and Revolution when talking about sequels which almost ruin the first film.:gp:
Fantastic first film. The other two smell so bad they actually make the first one seem a bit rubbish too <_<

[GP]

:gp:
Fantastic first film. The other two smell so bad they actually make the first one seem a bit rubbish too <_<

Flavs likes them.

:shrug:

[Thierrymon]

Nothing beats Matrix Reloaded and Revolution when talking about sequels which almost ruin the first film.

:gp:

[The Wengerbabies]

American Reunion - 9/10

The Dictator 8.5/10

[Ollie the Optimist]

saw the dark knight rises yesterday, all i can say is "wow" fucking brilliant

[Cripps_orig]

Just watched Superman after completing the Smallville boxset

Superman :bow:

He'd kick Batmans ass tbh

[Cripps_orig]

Watching Superman 3

Its a bit shit

Richard Pryor :bow:

Only good thing about the film tbh

Also found out why Gene Hackman isnt in the film and why the bint playing Lois only had a minor part

Shocker from the producers

[Power n Glory]

saw the dark knight rises yesterday, all i can say is "wow" fucking brilliant

Nowhere near as good as first two films. 7/10.

[Master Splinter]

The Dark Knight Rises: :bow: :bow:.

The Batman trilogy has been more of a vehicle for Christopher Nolan to cover his favourite genres and themes rather than a typical superhero saga. The first was almost a revenge thriller, with some Batman mythology thrown in. The second was a crime/gangster thriller with some fantastical characters and set-pieces. The final film was his war epic with the occasional reminder that it was still a story about a man in a ridiculous suit .

The Joker will probably be the defining creation of the series, but the strangeness of Bane's voice married to his physicality and the fact that he's pure, regimented evil makes him memorable. The opening scene and the (underground) Bane v Batman fight are brilliant. Anne Hathaway is good, but feels more like a plot device rather than a character at times. Joseph Gordon-Levitt is excellent and is almost the most important character in the film.

Rises funnily starts off with sequences that are the most slick, funny and comic-book-like in the whole trilogy. Then it becomes something completely different. The ode to heroism and the whole utter despair before eventual victory of good over evil is something that has clearly been coming throughout the series. There are definitely some aspects which could have been handled better and the pacing is a bit off in the second half, but then The Dark Knight had similar problems. There's often too much going on and maybe streamlining it a bit would have been sensible. But when a director is ambitious and goes beyond what you would expect from huge blockbusters, it's hard to be overly critical.

Hopefully they'll wait a while before re-re-re-rebooting it, rather than rush another one out like Spider-Man.

[LDG]

You write really well MS.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Just seen Dark Knight rises myself, was a bit disappointed....seemed like a large scale re-hash of Batman Begins.......some good ideas and good set pieces. Was surprised about how effective Anne Hathaway was, Tom Hardy was an imposing screen presence however he is always going to be unfairly and unfavorably compared to Heath Ledger's Joker (it doesn't help that a lot of his lines are inaudible)

[Cripps_orig]

Watched Along Came Polly

A bit shit.

Jennifer Aniston as expected looked awesome but the film was crap

4/10

Watching The Change Up now

[Xhaka Can’t]

http://www.epiclol.com/cdn/pictures/2012/06/i-knew-they-were-the-droids-we-were-looking-for_1338542678_epiclolcom.jpg

[Xhaka Can’t]

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-Ln-f7U6LAGw/T_s8RKIAu5I/AAAAAAAAH5Y/eCfF_-OISqc/s493/AdmiralSnackbar.jpg

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

contraband

starring mark wahlberg. good film, took a while to build up but had some nice twists and surprises. good little movie to pass some time.

7/10

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

oh yeah and kate beckinsale :bow:

mighty fine :bow:

[The Ogg Monster]

Anyone looking forward to Paul Thomas Andersons 'The Master'?

(trailer) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ1O1vb9AUU

[Arsenal Royal]

My last film was "The five-year engagement". It was quite funny at times even a bit sad. 7.5/10

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

hopefully taken 2's out soon. cant wait to see another liam neeson bad arse show.

[GP]

Taken wasn't very good.

[Flavs]

Taken wasn't very good.

Oh come on its a quality turn your brain off and just enjoy it film

[Flavs]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLAvdQF7Ypo&amp;feature=related

Looks surprisingly good for yet another "rethink" also I never rated Colin Farrell until i watched Fright Night and he is a little special tbh

[GP]

Yeah it looks alright.

They are remaking Robocop as well

[Flavs]

Whatever happened to originality eh

[GP]

I also heard they were planning a remake of Back to the Future, with MArty McFly played by Justin Bieber.

I'm pretty sure it's bollocks, but if this ever happens I might just have to go shoot up a cinema.

[Flavs]

Jesus wept, just seen the trailer for the great Oz looks alright as well

[Flavs]

Logan's run confirmed and budget set aside which is good news

Ryan Gosling is named to take the Michael York role Which isn't

:upset:

[GP]

Batman and Robin is on.

The best batman film.

[Kyle?]

Batman and Robin is on.

The best batman film.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate that film, i love the batman franchise, but Batman and Robin is a sick joke. Even Batman forever was bearable. This isn;t.

[GP]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate that film, i love the batman franchise, but Batman and Robin is a sick joke. Even Batman forever was bearable. This isn;t.

But Mr Freeze is the best villain ever.

'You're not sending me to the cooler'

Classic.

[Master Splinter]

Mr Freeze :bow:.

The best Bane characterisation too.

What a film.

[Kyle?]

But Mr Freeze is the best villain ever.

'You're not sending me to the cooler'

Classic.

It has 100 ice-based 1 liners though, and George fucking Clooney as Batman!! AAARARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[GP]

Mr Freeze :bow:.

The best Bane characterisation too.

What a film.

:gp:

Ice to meet you.

Genius.

[Letters]

:gp:

Ice to meet you.

Genius.
Up and at them!

[Flavs]

Wvat kiiiled ze dinozaurz? Ze ice age hahahaha

:ilt:

[GP]

I've said jiminy jilickers so many times the words have lost all meaning.

[Kyle?]

Wvat kiiiled ze dinozaurz? Ze ice age hahahaha

:ilt:

I think you said it better than the Ahhhnnnnaaaaaaalllllldddddd managed.

[Flavs]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw

It'sv not a tumour...it'sv not

[GP]

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

[Flavs]

I have to say that Jingle all the way is the worst fim ever made, including Dragon Wars and that film where that girl has teeth in her Vajajay

[GP]

I have to say that Jingle all the way is the worst fim ever made, including Dragon Wars and that film where that girl has teeth in her Vajajay


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoNdZfFeo9U

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-19078948

Really?

[bignev]

I have to say that Jingle all the way is the worst fim ever made, including Dragon Wars and that film where that girl has teeth in her Vajajay

Watch "The Room" or "Kung Fu Flid" and then tell me that. :banghead:

[Power n Glory]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw

It'sv not a tumour...it'sv not

I did nothing. The pavement was his enemy. :lol:

[Flavs]

Watch "The Room" or "Kung Fu Flid" and then tell me that. :banghead:

Kung Fu Flid? As in Thalidomide?? :unsure:

[The Wengerbabies]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-19078948

Really?

Never heard of it.

[Kyle?]

Watch "The Room" or "Kung Fu Flid" and then tell me that. :banghead:

The room is excellent, Tommy wiseau is easily the worst actor ever, and it's just so damn quotable. "You're tearing me apart Arsene!!"

(edited for dramatic effect)

[Master Splinter]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-19078948

Really?

Should The Queen have topped the list?

Or Mrs Brown?

Or Elizabeth?

Or The Madness Of Queen Maude?

[Master Splinter]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kw1UVovByw

Needs more Lazenby, but seems more interesting than the last two. Javier Bardem seems to have carved out a niche for playing villains with awlful hair.

[bignev]

Kung Fu Flid? As in Thalidomide?? :unsure:

Yarp

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1289414/

[bignev]

The room is excellent, Tommy wiseau is easily the worst actor ever, and it's just so damn quotable. "You're tearing me apart Arsene!!"

(edited for dramatic effect)

Well yes it's in the "It's so bad it's good category" so there is definitely comedy to be had.

Still such an awful film.

Written, directed, produced and starred in by Tommy Wiseau

[GP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kw1UVovByw

Needs more Lazenby, but seems more interesting than the last two. Javier Bardem seems to have carved out a niche for playing villains with awlful hair.

Bond :bow:

Bourne :haha:

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-19176729


Bob Hoskins is to retire from acting after being diagnosed with Parkinson's disease.

The 69-year-old star of Who Framed Roger Rabbit has enjoyed a career spanning four decades.

In a statement on Wednesday, his agent said he was withdrawing from acting after a "wonderful career" and would be spending time with his family.

Roger Rabbit :bow:

Jessica Rabbit ##

[Xhaka Can’t]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/facebook-wins-13.jpg?w=500&h=112

[Kyle?]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/facebook-wins-13.jpg?w=500&h=112

:lol:

[GP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8vtRjJxypg&feature=youtu.be

[GP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE7KInUd9hk

:haha:

Best reviews ever

[Cripps_orig]

Watched The Grey last night

Liam Neeson :bow:

Has he ever been in a bad film? Never seen him in one

9/10

Watched Man On A Ledge before that

7/10

Tonight its The Holiday

[The Wengerbabies]

Speaking of Liam Neeson, Taken 2 is out on the 5th of October.

Speaking of awesome movie sequels, The Expendables 2 is out tomorrow :dance:

[Cripps_orig]

Speaking of Liam Neeson, Taken 2 is out on the 5th of October.

Speaking of awesome movie sequels, The Expendables 2 is out tomorrow :dance:
Hope they are as good as the first films

Quite a few decent films out atm.

Anyone seen Brave yet? Pixars latest film, is it going the way of every film they made apart from one or is it going the way of that one film and be totally shit?

[LDG]

The Dark Night Rises :bow: :bow:

Loved it.

Reckon that is one of the best trilogy's made, IMHO.

And saw the trailer for Man of Steel too. Looks awlsome.

[LDG]

Also


http://res.mindbodygreen.com/img/ftr/annehathaway-catwoman-vegan-large2.jpg

[GP]

I'd have sex with her bottom

[Marc Overmars]

You should see Hathaway in 'Love and Other Drugs'

She's butt nekid in half the scenes.

[Letters]

You should see Hathaway in 'Love and Other Drugs'

She's butt nekid in half the scenes.
You're right, I should!

[Cripps_orig]

Another DVD to add to my list then

[GP]

You're right, I should!

Movie night with the Mrs?

[Letters]

She's only the weekend Mrs for another 6 weeks.

Week-night movie nights :bow:

[Letters]

http://www.popbitch.com/home/2012/08/16/36-thoughts-that-went-through-my-head-whilst-watching-the-expendables-2/

[The Wengerbabies]

Director Tony Scott has died after jumping off a bridge in Los Angeles.

The Top Gun helmer, and the brother of Sir Ridley Scott, threw himself off the Vincent Thomas Bridge at around 12.30pm on Sunday in an apparent suicide, according to the Los Angeles County coroner's office.

The US Coast Guard said that a suicide note was found inside the 68-year-old's car, parked on one of the eastbound lanes of the bridge, reports the Daily Breeze.

The Vincent Thomas Bridge spans San Pedro and Terminal Island and rises 185 feet at its highest point above the water.

Authorities used sonar equipment to find Tony's body in the murky waters, after eyewitnesses reported a man jumping off the bridge. His body was recovered by a dive team at roughly 4.30pm.

The British-born director was responsible for films such as Days of Thunder, Beverly Hills Cop II, True Romance, Enemy of the State and The Taking of Pelham 123. His last film was 2010's Unstoppable.

He has also executive produced TV shows including Numb3rs and The Good Wife, and directed music videos for George Michael and Kenny Loggins.

Tony leaves behind wife Donna Scott, whom he married in 1994, and twin sons Max and Frank.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/movies/news/a400413/top-gun-director-tony-scott-dead-at-68-after-jumping-off-bridge.html

:rose:

BHCII :bow:

[Cripps_orig]

Just watched the four Mission Impossible films

Seen the first 2 plenty of times, had never seen the 3rd and Ghost Protocol

Impressive

Tom Cruise :bow:

And theres a 5th coming as well

[GP]

I watched The Hunger Games yesterday.

It was alright, but the concept has been done better before.

[Master Splinter]

It was alright, but the concept has been done better before.

Pretty much.


Shocking news about Tony Scott. Probably has a better hit-rate than Ridley tbf.

[LDG]

Pretty much.


Shocking news about Tony Scott. Probably has a better hit-rate than Ridley tbf.

Had.

(sorry)

[V-Pig]

Just watched *that* scene from True Romance. I don't think it's as amazing as everyone else seems to, but still. He'll be missed.

[Young Guns 11]

Gunna check out the new Bourne film on weds (orange wednesdays :bow: ), hope it's as good as I'm expecting it to be..

[Boss]

Heard it's shit bruv.

Watching Expendables 2 in a couple days. Thought The Dictator was miles overrated as was Ted (the latter being decent nonetheless).

[The Wengerbabies]

I liked The Dictator.

[Cripps_orig]

Watching Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Hoping its good

[Power n Glory]

Heard it's shit bruv.

Watching Expendables 2 in a couple days. Thought The Dictator was miles overrated as was Ted (the latter being decent nonetheless).

Watched Expendables 2 and thought the first one was better. But it's not a film to take seriously. Shame to hear about the Bourne film. Was going to watch that on Orange Wednesday too.

[Young Guns 11]

Heard it's shit bruv.

Watching Expendables 2 in a couple days. Thought The Dictator was miles overrated as was Ted (the latter being decent nonetheless).

Na uh. Not listening

[Cripps_orig]

Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Pretty much what i expected. Decent enough watch

7/10

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Wife and I took the day off and dropped the son off a playschool (which is a no no) and went to see the new Batman movie :good:

First time at the cimema in about a year and a half

Popcorn :bow:

[LDG]

Wife and I took the day off and dropped the son off a playschool (which is a no no) and went to see the new Batman movie :good:

First time at the cimema in about a year and a half

Popcorn :bow:

:gp:

Fuckin top movie too.

[GP]

It's ok but it wasn't as good as Garfield 2: A Tail of 2 Kitties.

[Cripps_orig]

Rampart - 7/10

Woody Harrelson is pretty awesome

Red Riding Hood - 5/10

Should and could have been so much better than it was. Worked out who the wolf was pretty early on which pretty much killed the film for me

[Cripps_orig]

Safe House next and after that The Sitter

[Young Guns 11]

Didn't manage to see The Bourne Legacy due to a time fuck-up so watched Ted instead.

What a film. Basically a film version of family guy, had me in stitches. Fucking hilarious. Seth MacFarlane :bow:

Oh and not forgetting Marky Mark :bow:

[Cripps_orig]

This Means War :bow:

[GP]

The Beaver.

Surprisingly good.

Although it shouldn't come as any surprise that Mel Gibson is good at playing someone who's batshit mental.

[Cripps_orig]

The Three Muskeeters

Pretty good film that.

I hvent read the book by that dumbass dude so no idea if it followed the book or not but still rather good

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy now

[Cripps_orig]

Wow what an absolutely terrible film that was

TTSS 3/10 and thats being generous

A shocker

[Master Splinter]

Told you you wouldn't like it.

What's next on your list?

[Cripps_orig]

Next 3 i intend to watch, all today btw hopefully are

Unknown
Warrior
We Bought A Zoo

Not seen any of them.

[Cripps_orig]

Unknown 8/10

Liam Neeson at his best

Warrior 10/10

Brilliant, one of the best films ive seen.

[Cripps_orig]

Watching bonus features of Warrior

Kurt Angle :bow:

Playing a Russian :lol:

[Marc Overmars]

Just watched American Reunion. Thought it was pretty good, better than the 3rd but not as good as the first 2 which was to be expected anyway because they are classics.

Stifler. :bow:

[Cripps_orig]

Dark Knight Rises :bow:

Batman :bow:

Christian Bale :bow:

Gary Oldman :bow:

Tom Hardy :bow:

Brits :bow:

Yanks :haha:

Didn't understand half the stuff Bane said in the film which was a low point but a great film nontheless

[LDG]

Dark Knight Rises :bow:

Batman :bow:

Christian Bale :bow:

Gary Oldman :bow:

Tom Hardy :bow:

Brits :bow:

Yanks :haha:

Didn't understand half the stuff Bane said in the film which was a low point but a great film nontheless

:gp:

It is awlsome.

[Cripps_orig]

The Expendables 2 tonight

One for the old generation

Hope to see more of Arnie and John McClane

[Cripps_orig]

The Expendables 2 :bow:

Better than the first which is quite some achievement.

Great to see the old guard still kicking ass and the one liners were awlsome

[GP]

Michael Clarke Duncan, who played John Coffey in The Green Mile, has died.

http://www.deadline.com/2012/09/michael-clarke-duncan-dies/

[Marc Overmars]

:o

RIP.

[Letters]

"The Dark Knight Rises"

Hmm. Film of two halves, Brian. The first half I was thinking "I'm not sure this is as good as I hoped it would be" but the second half was fantastic.
Think the 2nd one of the 3 is better but it was good.

[GP]

"The Dark Knight Rises"

Hmm. Film of two halves, Brian. The first half I was thinking "I'm not sure this is as good as I hoped it would be" but the second half was fantastic.
Think the 2nd one of the 3 is better but it was good.

It was alright but it wasn't half as good as Garfield 2: A Tail of 2 Kitties.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

RIP Michael Clark Duncan.

[The Wengerbabies]

The Sweeney looks pretty good from the trailer. Though I get the feeling it would have been better being an American remake.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hope the scenes filmed on Top Gear made it in to the final cut.

[Master Splinter]

Hope the scenes filmed on Top Gear made it in to the final cut.

Did someone purposely drive into Ray Winstone?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Whilst in a bet365 shop. Sadly not.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

RIP Michael Clark Duncan.

:rose: RIP big fella.

[Letters]

"Ted"

Meh. Has its moments. Not that great though.

I'd quite like to have sex with Mila Kunis.

[Marc Overmars]

Ted was awesome tbh, but I think you need to be a fan of Seth Macfarlane to really enjoy it. I can't wait for his Flintstones remake if it ever happens.

And yes, I would also like to have sex with Mila Kunis.

[Ollie the Optimist]

saw "the watch" on saturday, was actually very funny. not usally a fan of ben stiller, but he was ok in this one, but jonah hill was fantastic, vince vaughan was quite good and richard ayoade was very funny.

crap storyline but was a fun film to watch.

7.5/10

[Letters]

saw "the watch" on saturday, was actually very funny. not usally a fan of ben stiller, but he was ok in this one, but jonah hill was fantastic, vince vaughan was quite good and richard ayoade was very funny.

crap storyline but was a fun film to watch.

7.5/10
Can we keep this thread on topic please?

Would you like to have sex with Mila Kunis?

[Ollie the Optimist]

Can we keep this thread on topic please?

Would you like to have sex with Mila Kunis?


you dont really need to ask that question to any man. the answer is yes :good:

[Letters]

Correct.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

you dont really need to ask that question to any man. the answer is yes :good:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8c/Ashton_Kutcher_by_David_Shankbone.jpg/220px-Ashton_Kutcher_by_David_Shankbone.jpg

Don't you wish you were him.

[gooners]

RIP Michael Clark Duncan.

:rose:

terrific actor; great smile.

sad stuff

[bignev]

Can we keep this thread on topic please?

Would you like to have sex with Mila Kunis?

Yes, Yes and YES!

[Ollie the Optimist]

Yes, Yes and YES!

shame she wont be saying that with you ;)

[Letters]

Airplane :bow:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/going-out/film/airplane-voted-funniest-film-ever-1309041

[GP]

A hospital? What is it?

[Olivier's xmas twist]

shame she wont be saying that with you ;)

You neither:coffee:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Airplane :bow:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/going-out/film/airplane-voted-funniest-film-ever-1309041

Dunno kind of liked No 2 better.

[GP]

Dunno kind of liked No 2 better.

Get out.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Dune was Under Over and I Was Under dune :bow:

[Cripps_orig]

The Hangover coming 2nd which wasnt funny and a bit shit makes that list pretty worthless tbh

[Master Splinter]

Get out.

Charlie's favourite Superman films are 3 and 4.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Charlie's favourite Superman films are 3 and 4.

2 and 3 actually.

[GP]

Which is the one with Eddie Murphy?

[Xhaka Can’t]

I watched them film a part of Superman 3.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Which is the one with Eddie Murphy?

None of them.

Richard Prior was awesome in no 3 though. and Terrance Stamp was amazing as Zod in no 2.

Shame the margot kidder(Lois lane) was a nob when the were negotiating terms for 3 and only got small lines in the film.

[Marc Overmars]

The Butterfly Effect. Great film tbh.

[GP]

The Butterfly Effect. Great film tbh.

:lol:

[Cripps_orig]

Got 5 DVDs

American Pie: Reunion
Hunger Games
Piranha DD
The Pirates
Titanic

Watched AP:R earlier. Not bad but not as good as the others

Already seen Titanic plenty of times. Only got it cos of the song tbh

Never seen the other 3. Any good?

[Marc Overmars]

Hunger Games is #decent.

Never heard of The Pirates and Piranha is god awful.

[Cripps_orig]

The Pirates is that animated one.

Dont even know if thats the full name.

[bignev]

Piranha is god awful.

No it's awesome.

Flesh eating fish and naked ladies. What's not to like?

Although you probably want to see the first one before hand.

[Cripps_orig]

The Hunger Games :bow:

Really enjoyed that.

Anyone read the books? Any good?

[LDG]

The Hunger Games :bow:

Really enjoyed that.

Anyone read the books? Any good?

I didn't mind that flick actually. Was pretty good, apart from the "romance" bits...which were naff as fuck.

[GP]

And the chick called catpiss.

It was ok but the concept has been done better before.

[Cripps_orig]

I didn't mind that flick actually. Was pretty good, apart from the "romance" bits...which were naff as fuck.
It was like a watered down version of The Condemned.

Fortunately that didnt have any romance in it

[Cripps_orig]

Piranha 3DD :lol:

So bad its awlsome

[Cripps_orig]

The Pirates: In An Adventure With Scientists

Not bad. Better than expected.

7/10

[Cripps_orig]

Watching Titanic

Great song :bow:

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-19596997

Macca :bow:

[Master Splinter]

Never Say Never Again woz robbed.

[GP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM5UJvnbbuY

tbh

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Bill and Ted :bow: on Syfy now

[LDG]

Watched American Pie: Reunion last night :haha: :haha:

Stiffler :bow:

Also had to sit through a RomCom...."Friends with Benefits"....but I was nicely suprised to find that Mila kunis is in it without much on most of the time.

[Letters]

I would like to have sex with Mila Kunis

[GP]

I would like to have sex with Mila Kunis

You know who did have sex with Mila Kunis?

Macauley Culkin

[LDG]

You know who did have sex with Mila Kunis?

Macauley Culkin

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02134/Macaulay_2134207b.jpg

My word.

[Letters]

You know who did have sex with Mila Kunis?

Macauley Culkin
http://www.johncammish.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/shocked-macauley-culkin.jpg

[Olivier's xmas twist]

You know who did have sex with Mila Kunis?

Macauley Culkin

And Ashton K is putting it in her now.

[bignev]

And Ashton K is putting it in her now.

Need to become an actor asap tbf

[Cripps_orig]

Got The Avengers on DVD

:bow:

[Master Splinter]

Got The Avengers on DVD

:bow:

Which series?

Steed :bow:.

Emma Peel :bow:.

Mother was also fat.

[LDG]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-19622445

:unsure:

BOO!!!!!

:yikes:

[Cripps_orig]

Need to get them down this end

[Marc Overmars]

Men in Black 3. :bow:

[Xhaka Can’t]

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/307757_415900338457064_1062316034_n.jpg

[Cripps_orig]

Got 2 DVDs

Donkey Punch and Ip Man 2

Never seen either

Ip Man was awesome. Hope the sequel is as good

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

lakeview terrace on at the mo

great film

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Got 2 DVDs

Donkey Punch and Ip Man 2

Never seen either

Ip Man was awesome. Hope the sequel is as good
Not sure what IP man is, but Donkey Punch was a good film, got the DVD.


lakeview terrace on at the mo

great film

Love this film, Samuel L Jackson is Amazing tbh.

[Cripps_orig]

Not sure what IP man is, but Donkey Punch was a good film, got the DVD.

Its a japanese/korean/chinese etc movie. Not sure which. Pretty awesome.

[bignev]

Its a japanese/korean/chinese etc movie. Not sure which. Pretty awesome.

IP Man is based on the story of the life of the guy who trained Bruce Lee. So essentially he is one bad mutha!

Definitely worth a watch.

[GP]

IP Man is based on the story of the life of the guy who trained Bruce Lee.

Chuck Norris?

[GP]

Finally saw The Avengers.

I don't know why in a movie about superheroes I found a flying aircraft carrier to be unbelievable.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

I don't know why in a movie about superheroes I found a flying aircraft carrier to be unbelievable.

Thats the thing about movies, you always do.

[Master Splinter]

Finally saw The Avengers.

Joss Whedon :bow:.

:gp:

[GP]

Despicable Me.

Good film :d

[Ollie the Optimist]

Finally saw The Avengers.

I don't know why in a movie about superheroes I found a flying aircraft carrier to be unbelievable.

i read something about this actually that suddenly made it believable. it was an article about how they did all the editing and effects and how the director wanted it to be as realistic as possible and that his idea behind the air craft carrier was that it would have cameras all round the ship taking a constant photo/stream and the rest of the ship had led pannels which the images were shown on therefore creating a realistic invisible ship.

its an idea that actually works and amkes it believable imo

[GP]

I doubt Joss Whedon is smart enough for that. He is the hack of all hacks.

[Ollie the Optimist]

I doubt Joss Whedon is smart enough for that. He is the hack of all hacks.

we were given this interview at uni, it was with one of the editors or special effects people, who talked through a whole range of things like the hulk etc and this was one thing that came up. dont know where its from as tutor just gave it to us

[LDG]

we were given this interview at uni, it was with one of the editors or special effects people, who talked through a whole range of things like the hulk etc and this was one thing that came up. dont know where its from as tutor just gave it to us

I have an invisible car.

[GP]

I have an invisible penis.

lolz

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Disgusting the way Ollie is treated on here :coffee:

[LDG]

lolz

Hide the sausage :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

Watched Prometheus last night.

Quite good, would've liked to have learnt more about the mythology of the "Engineers" though.

[Power n Glory]

Got 2 DVDs

Donkey Punch and Ip Man 2

Never seen either

Ip Man was awesome. Hope the sequel is as good

Ip Man is great but not a huge fan of the sequel.

[GP]

Taken 2

Not as good as the first, which says it all as the first is shizite.

[Cripps_orig]

Taken 2 :bow:

Neeson :bow:

Maggie Grace :bow:

Not as good as the first but still a good film

Never seen anyone who knows a thing about films say a bad word about it

[GP]

:lol:

[Marc Overmars]

:lol:

Is that a direct response to him? :faint:

[GP]

Is that a direct response to him? :faint:

Who?

[Master Splinter]

GP pretending not to converse with himself :bow:.

[GP]

GP pretending not to converse with himself :bow:.

Who?