This Weekend's Fixtures & Two Others. (05/06/07/08 May)

[Master Splinter]

Intervied :bow:

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

BRFC RIP.

Killed by Cowboys and Indians.

:lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Burnley fans. :bow:

http://www.haveblackburnroversbeenrelegatedyet.com/

[Marc Overmars]

Don't like Whelan, comes across as a bit of xenophobe.

He's the northern Barry Fry.

[Rors]

Burnley fans. :bow:

http://www.haveblackburnroversbeenrelegatedyet.com/

:haha:

'Fiesta' :bow:

[Master Splinter]

Martinez :bow:.

Whelan :bow: honest and passionate and misunderstood tbh. No other owner would have given Robeeeeeertoooooo so much time.

Indians and sport :haha:.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I really hope we're not in for Scott Dann over the summer :unsure:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bad moments? Neville has been listening to Ancelotti too much.

[Marc Overmars]

I really hope we're not in for Scott Dann over the summer :unsure:

I think we both had a lucky escape last summer.

[Niall_Quinn]

Sky will be awarding Rooney goal of the season after the break.

[Marc Overmars]

Sky will be awarding Rooney goal of the season after the break.

It will be Crouch.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

:haha:

Revenge is a dish best served with naan bread.

:haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

It will be Crouch.

Putting the comedy back into football.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

RVP. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

RvP or Aguero.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

3rd - Ben Arfa vs Bolton.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2nd - Crouch vs Citeh. :faint:

[Rors]

Well well....

[Marc Overmars]

Running straight with no defender bothering to tackle you. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cisse's is Neville's pick. :rolleyes:

[Niall_Quinn]

That ridiculous fluke has won it. Pathetic.

[Marc Overmars]

Pub team fluke wins it.

[Cripps_orig]

Ben Arfa should have won

Brilliant goal

So who won?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Suarez overlooked just because he's Uruguayan. :sulk:

[Master Splinter]

Running straight with no defender bothering to tackle you. :bow:

The one he scored in the FA Cup against Blackburn was much better.

[Niall_Quinn]

RvP pure skill, great ball. Aguero and Tevez and the whole movement, both miles ahead of all those flukes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How many clichés in one answer? :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Yara's first goal yesterday was better than most on 'Best Goal Ever!!!!' lists.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Oxil? Do your research Nev.

Schweinsteigel.

What the fuck?

[Niall_Quinn]

Gary thinks the England formation should be 11 on the goal line. He's probably right.

[Niall_Quinn]

Oxil? Do your research Nev.

Schweinsteigel.

What the fuck?

Brother of the guy we bought last summer.

[Niall_Quinn]

Could Upson seriously be picked to play? Is that one of those deliberate errors they make for fan forums to discuss?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How are England going to start playing possession football?

[Niall_Quinn]

How are England going to start playing possession football?

Take the ball and fly home.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Take the ball and fly home.

:lol:

Foolproof plan. Nothing will intervene with it.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

So who will Fat Robbo go to next season to guarantee us at least five goals?

He'll be back at Spurs next season with Bebertov tbh. Arry's biggest summer signings.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Martinez will go to one of the top European clubs in the future apparently.

:popcorn:

Wengers replacment tbh.

[Marc Overmars]

How are England going to start playing possession football?

Nothing can happen until Jack is brought back from the dead.

Then we should pair him with Scholesy who at 42 can still pass the ball better than anyone England has to offer.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Ben Arfa should have won

Brilliant goal

So who won?

Cisse.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Liverpool.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Come on Liverpool.
:haha:

[Syn]

:lol:

[LDG]

The enthusiasm :bow:

:lol:

[GP]

This is a nailed-on Liverpool win.

[Marc Overmars]

0-0 written all over it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Alright, at least don't hit the woodwork this time.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

We'll hit the post once and bar twice.

Score 1 and concede 2.

[Niall_Quinn]

We'll hit the post once and bar twice.

Score 1 and concede 2.

Why so low on the post and bar count?

[GP]

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/292140_296761447078728_100772770010931_681358_9746 22748_n.jpg

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Liverpool :cool:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Is Gerrard going to play in any other game apart from glamour trophy finals?

[Syn]

"Is entertainment important?", No --> Bolton

:haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Is Gerrard going to play in any other game apart from glamour trophy finals?
He doesn't needed to be rested for anything, so I can't see why not.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Are you Northern? No---> Man Utd :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fuck, I support Sunderland.

[LDG]

I got Swansea.

Swansalona :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

Arsenal.

[LDG]

Arsenal.

:pal:

[Master Splinter]

West Brom :bow:.

WoyRanieri :bow:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It looks like MO will be on GW all by himself.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Reina, Carragher, Agger, Skrtel, Johnson, Henderson, Maxi, Downing, Shelvey, Suarez, Carroll

Doni, Coates, Kelly, Spearing, Sterling, Bellamy, Kuyt.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Turnbull, Ferreira, Terry, Ivanovic, Bertrand, Romeu, Essien, Malouda, Ramires, Sturridge, Torres

Christ if we lose to that then Kenny is as good as gone.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Subs: Hilario, Cole, Lampard, Mata, Lukaku, Kalou, Hutchinson.

Referee: Kevin Friend (Leicestershire)

Of course, Big Man has to play in this one.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sky's programme starts now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wilkins and Souness are in the studio.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

'Culminising'? My word.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Souness thinks Torres had Messi and Xavi supplying passes for him, for Spain. :lol:

[Injury Time]

Wilkins and Souness are in the studio.
It's at moments like these I thank fuck and all the other curse Gods that I don't have Sky the home of assisted suicide :ilt:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It's at moments like these I thank fuck and all the other curse Gods that I don't have Sky the home of assisted suicide :ilt:

Yet you still support Arsenal, so it's not like you avoid assisted suicide completely.

[Injury Time]

Yet you still support Arsenal, so it's not like you avoid assisted suicide completely.
Oh yes they push me to the edge :arry: Sky would push me over the edge :arry: :yikes: :ilt:

[Syn]

Souness thinks Torres had Messi and Xavi supplying passes for him, for Spain. :lol:

Almost as bad as the time Cripps thought Puyol was Argentinian :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Carroll. :lol:

He's just a big lovable lump really.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Hmm Shelvey could quite easily have missed Malouda's head there.

Good signs.

[Injury Time]

Carroll. :lol:

He's just a big dump with a mullet really.
yup

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Suarez you moron.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Seeing is Believing.

Indeed.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ferreira booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Carroll should've struck that low, curled it over in the end.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sturridge shot, deflects wide. Reina would've had no chance had that been on target to his left side.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ivanovic bullet header on to the post!

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

All going to plan so far.

Possession, shots off target... just waiting for the woodwork and concede.

And we nearly have both.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Carroll, Carragher and Shelvey were all on the floor for that Ivanovic header.

:haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

"He must have been expecting a challenge".

It helps when 3 of them are on the floor!

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

What. A. Run.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 1-0 Chelsea, Essien OG! :haha:

Brilliant from Suarez, completely owned Big Man.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Big Man surely has to be booked for that? And he is.

Bayern Munich must be annoyed he'll miss the final.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Both centre backs completely getting the run around, which is nice. Just a few days late!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Turnbull. :lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Terry slips! :haha:

2-0 Henderson! :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 2-0 Chelsea, Henderson!

Big Man. :haha:

Brilliant.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Big man :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea. :lol:

Hopefully this is the team that shows up in Munich.

Liverpool 3-0 Chelsea, Agger!

:haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Celebrate. You're up to eighth. :bow:

[Master Splinter]

Big Man :haha:.

Jay Tee :haha:.

Player/Managers :haha:.

Is there a special MOTD on tonight? :pray:

[Marc Overmars]

Chavs. :bow:

Bulldozer. :bow:

Old Boys. :bow:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Celebrate. You're up to eighth. :bow:
That doesn't really help :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-0 written all over it.

MO. :rose:


This is a nailed-on Liverpool win.

GP. :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

MO. :rose:

:

Me ensuring Chelsea can't catch us. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Maxi could've made it four, decent save from Turnbull close to Maxi's feet.

[GP]

MO. :rose:



GP. :bow:

:gp:

Di Matteo :lol:

What a marvellous job he's done.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How hasn't Carroll scored?

Big Man. :haha:

Being completely fucked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What an effort from Torres, smashed the bar.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Downing has a shot, deflects wide. Turnbull was stranded.

Please beat them 8-0. :pray:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Carroll. :doh: Stick to the tap-ins.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Chavs :haha:

[Syn]

First time we'll finish above Chelsea since 2004.

Roman's penis extension has done a number on us tbh.

That came out wrong.

That's what sh... nah.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Carroll showing the tekkers again. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Maxi gives Big Man a good kicking. :haha:

Downing hits the bar!

:haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

And there's the woodwork.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Essien against Schweinsteiger and Kroos.

:rose:

Essien booked for a shocker of a challenge on Carroll. That's a clear sending off!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty to Liverpool!

:haha:

Ivanovic booked.

[GP]

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

And that should be a sending off too!

[GP]

Downing taking it? :lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Downing to take and.... misses it :faint:

[GP]

Downing taking it? :lol:

:gp:

:doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Downing hits the post!

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

3-0 HT.

What a half. :lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Back to normality now.

Fully expect a 4-3 loss. :rolleyes:

[Master Splinter]

Downing :haha: :haha:.

Failure is a compliment.

Essien must have gotten away with the most murder in PL history. What a disgusting scrote. A sending off against Bayern would sum up the rubbish player he is.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Bloody hell. This sounds like the funniest half of the season. Downing is well and truly doomed (not that he wasn't already). On a plate for him to get his first goal. Guess he has to get an assist first...baby steps.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Andy from Winchester: "Re Sahil: that is so unfair on Terry. He fully deserves to play for England in the Euros! He's an outstanding leader and a solid centre back! Just because he's having one bad game?!"

What's LDG up to?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wilkins. :pal:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Maybe Comolli will buy him back for Villa? :popcorn:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ivanovic is a scumbag.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

John Barnes blindfolded could score a pelanty. :haha:

God's was worse than Downing's though.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Essien and Ivanovic should have been off. Hopefully that can be put right in the second half.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Second half on. Hopefully it will be just as mental as the first.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 3-1 Chelsea, Ramires. What a pub team goal!

Reina. :haha:

Herp derp.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Back to normality now.

Fully expect a 4-3 loss. :rolleyes:

It is on!

[Xhaka Can’t]

What's LDG up to?

Balls deep.

Probably.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Skrtel turns in to Iniesta. Also has a shot, Turnbull saves.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Liverpool 3-1 Chelsea, Ramires. What a pub team goal!

Reina. :haha:

Herp derp.

Chavs are going to miss him in the final.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Essien. :haha:

What a shot.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 4-1 Chelsea, Shelvey!

Turnbull. :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Oh that's just poor.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Carroll goes for the overhead spectacular and competely misses.

:bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Henderson booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sturridge hauled off (again), Lukaku on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Agger completely wipes Ramires out. And booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great headed chance for Lukaku, Reina saves.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a ball in from Johnson, Carroll fluffs it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ivanovic writhing about on the floor.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Suarez forearm smashed him, that explains it.

Goldberg. :bow:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Suarez :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Another attack breaks down with Downing.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Essien. :lol:

Dear god.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Sterling coming on :popcorn:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Maxi and Downing off, Kuyt and Sterling on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a chance for Sterling but blazed it over.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Suarez gives Ivanovic a kick right across his thigh.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Suarez spurns another chance.

Three added minutes.

[Niall_Quinn]

Wow what a miss by Agger.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Agger heads just wide, golden chance. Sterling runs like Joe Cole.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

And that run from Sterling was the most direct, skilful winger's run at a defence all season in a Liverpool shirt.

Says a lot.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 4-1 Chelsea, FT. :haha:

Liverpool. :bow:

Chelsea. :haha:

They'll finish sixth, guaranteed now.

[Niall_Quinn]

Chavs 6th :haha:

Has to be the worst failure in all the leagues across the planet this season.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Reina's kid has more hair than him :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Souness is still holding on to Stevie Me being their one world class player.

What rubbish.

[Marc Overmars]

Chavs. :lol:

Surely Bastian will eat them?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Suarez is saying to his daughter "wave to the silly negrito".

[McNamara That Ghost...]

According to Wilkins Chelsea were comfortable but just conceded some sloppy goals.

:blink:

[Niall_Quinn]

According to Wilkins Chelsea were comfortable but just conceded some sloppy goals.

:blink:

He's a jolly strange fellow is Raymond.

[Niall_Quinn]

Souness looks like Zippy from Rainbow.

[Marc Overmars]

A comfortable 4-1 defeat. Interesting.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Carroll's playacting. Suarez, Shelvey and Ivanovic all scroting it up admist pure chaos. And Big Man looking like a League Two player.

Premier League. :bow:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Kind of ironic it's Souness going on about the bad tackling.

[Niall_Quinn]

Kind of ironic it's Souness going on about the bad tackling.

Think he's complaining there were survivors after the tackle. Wouldn't have happened in his day.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bad day at the office. :lol:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Chavs. :lol:

Surely Bastian will eat them?

Pretty much, Luiz and Cahill are in for a rough night.

Robben against the old boys :bow:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Carroll's playacting. Suarez, Shelvey and Ivanovic all scroting it up admist pure chaos. And Big Man looking like a League Two player.

Premier League. :bow:

Just been shown up for the average defender he is.

[Master Splinter]

Chelsea :haha: :haha:.

Seventy-five trillion billion spent and they finish sixth.

Money well spent :bow:.

Liverpool are back!!! :scarf:

[Cripps_orig]

Forgot Liverpool were playing v Chelsea today.

Score and scorers?

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Forgot Liverpool were playing v Chelsea today.

Score and scorers?

Pool won 4-1

Essein OG
Henderson
Agger
Shelvely

Scored for Pool and Ramirez scored for chavs with the help of Reina.

Oh and downing miss a pen and Big man slipped for Hendersons goal.

[Cripps_orig]

Ghanaian Savage :haha:

[LDG]

According to Wilkins Chelsea were comfortable but just conceded some sloppy goals.

:blink:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-16986376

Probably explains it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:haha:

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh25/kyleofsak/raypo.jpg

[LDG]

http://unit-pic.twittweb.com/img/original/d1/d13fa1064cb76260fcf3f884cfdc6456.jpeg

[Kano]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-hHdPPPV9wTE/T6oI0ee3HII/AAAAAAAAAqs/5_S1BxOda4w/s400/Essien-Tackle.gif

wow

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Ghanaian Savage :haha:

He'll get sent off in the CL final as all he does now is silly tackles.

[Marc Overmars]

His tackle last night was a shocker. Drop-kick to the calf FFS.

[LDG]

Did he get carded for it? Will the FA have another look?

lol

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It was deemed worthy of only a booking.

[LDG]

Ha! Apparently he got yellowed, and so won't face retrospective action.

That's a joke.

[dazthegooner]

Thought if the ref see's it differently after the game he can ask the FA to upgrade it to a red.