Champions League Thread 2012/13

[Marc Overmars]

They'll win the league at the canter but lets hope Agent Rafa can halt any hopes of a double.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npmV7VnR8mw

POS!

[LDG]

:haha:

That is all.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Yeah, we're definitely going to have the last laugh there.

sorry, i forgot mr big bollocks doesnt let you post with a bit of humour.

gw :rose:

[GP]

Man Utd being knocked out isn't funny in itself (who are we to laugh?) but their fake sense of outrage is fucking hilarious.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Man Utd being knocked out isn't funny in itself (who are we to laugh?) but their fake sense of outrage is fucking hilarious.

Neggie. It is funny as fuck from whichever angle I view it.

And to hear the squeals of anguish from most, and to see some of their plastic fans squirm, because for 1st time they all genuinely feel cheated, is just fucking priceless - devine retribution I'd say.

A taste of the bitter medicine premier leagues teams have had to suffer at that shithole OT for a good 20 years.

Not an ounce of sympathy here.

Fuck 'em.

[Letters]

sorry, i forgot mr big bollocks doesnt let you post with a bit of humour.

gw :rose:
"Doesn't let you"

Did I delete your post?

I don't know what your problem with me is and don't really care but get over it fella.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Ffs, can't we all get along no matter how favourable the circumstance?

A thread here where we're all laughing our arses off at the filth and Gooners are still at each others throats.

[Özim]

From what I saw yesterday, Ferguson did a pretty good job with them, they lost but they gave a superior Madrid side a game so I can't see them not winning the league especially with RVP in there.

Great to see them lose yesterday though, Mourinho does it again!

[PGFC]

Ffs, can't we all get along no matter how favourable the circumstance?

A thread here where we're all laughing our arses off at the filth and Gooners are still at each others throats.

Are you new here?

[Master Splinter]

Are you new here?

GP has been here for ages.

[PGFC]

Ah, hence the familiarity with the big bollocks :good:

[Master Splinter]

United :haha: :haha:.

Distraught Pensioners :haha:.

Taaaaaaansend/Chiles/Southgate/Tyldesley :haha:.

RVC :haha:.

Inexperienced 36-year-old Turkish refs who are younger than Giggs and have no business refereeing big European games :bow:.

Roy Keane :bow:.

[Master Splinter]

As Terry pointed out, United were actually really good. Real Madrid were not impressive at all over the two games. United were more penetrative every time they got the ball in the final third. RVC's little touches in key areas showed how good he is. His finishing seems to have deserted him though. Joker woz rite.

Fergie will use this to make sure they crush everyone in the League. They'll break some records. Welbeck will win a League medal.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

As Terry pointed out, United were actually really good. Real Madrid were not impressive at all over the two games. United were more penetrative every time they got the ball in the final third. RVC's little touches in key areas showed how good he is. His finishing seems to have deserted him though. Joker woz rite.

Fergie will use this to make sure they crush everyone in the League. They'll break some records. Welbeck will win a League medal.

Add to that, he'll have every FA ref and liny cueing up to suck on his balls.

Not one will try to cross him now for fear of being relegated to officiating league 2 games.

[Marc Overmars]

I expected them to be pumped, particularly in the first leg. I didn't think they had that sort of controlled European performance in them anymore.

Fergie is distraught (:haha:) because he knows he has a potentially great side this year.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

From what I saw yesterday, Ferguson did a pretty good job with them, they lost but they gave a superior Madrid side a game so I can't see them not winning the league especially with RVP in there.

Great to see them lose yesterday though, Mourinho does it again!

Yeah, great pandering if you ask me.

All for nothing though, as he won't be getting the manc job.

[Syn]

Paddy Crerand, who played for Manchester United from 1963-1971, told BBC Radio Ulster: "Roy Keane was in a minority of one. Not one person said it was a red card except Roy. Does Roy want to be noticed?"Why are we talking about Roy Keane? Why do we not talk about the 99.9% of people who said it wasn't a sending off. Why are we talking about Roy Keane - because he played for Manchester United. Well, let me tell you something. I played with Manchester United, I played in a European Cup final, Roy didn't. The referee was wrong."

Irony. Inception level wumming there.

[GP]

Crerand is mental.

[GP]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2288940/Cuneyt-Cakir-pictured-Referee-sent-Manchester-Uniteds-Nani-Real-Madrid.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490

:doh:

[Özim]

The sending off was harsh but his foot was very high and if you look at the laws the ref was within his rights to send him off. Real were controlling the game at the time though, after Man U scored they upped their game, though the sending off obviously made it easier for them. It still took a great strike from Modric to level it though, overall Madrid didn't play how they can though.

Ronaldo was off his game, at times it was almost as if he felt bad for playing against Man U. In addition Real had a perfectly good goal chalked off when the ref adjudged that Ramos fouled RVP in the box, it wasn't a foul.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

A man has apologised to Nottinghamshire Police for calling 999 and asking for the referee at last night's Champions League clash to be arrested. The 18 year-old says he was caught up in the excitement following Nani's sending off.

Police have decided not to pursue action for wasting police time after the man realised his bad judgement and said he was sorry.

:haha:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

"Doesn't let you"

Did I delete your post?

I don't know what your problem with me is and don't really care but get over it fella.

http://www.therealsupermumblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Crying-Baby-2-1024x682.jpg

[GP]

Weird

[Letters]

Weird:lol:

Innit.

[Niall_Quinn]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2288940/Cuneyt-Cakir-pictured-Referee-sent-Manchester-Uniteds-Nani-Real-Madrid.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490

:doh:

One distraught fan was hoping the ref's plane crashed, killing him and all the other passengers (who had nothing to do with the match) on board, no doubt. Men, women, children, animals and Mancunians alike.

LOL - let's pop that in the story without further comment. And tomorrow we can do a re-run of the Munich tragedy and slate Leeds fans for singing the sort of stuff we use to pad out our articles and force our fake and preposterous points.

It's great being a professional at the Daily Mail!

[Özil's Panoramic View]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2288940/Cuneyt-Cakir-pictured-Referee-sent-Manchester-Uniteds-Nani-Real-Madrid.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490

:doh:

"Homeward bound: Cuneyt Cakir (centre) heads for his flight to Turkey the morning after sending off Nani."

:haha:

Smh.

[Letters]

They come over here, refereeing our games...

I particularly enjoyed:

"Despite the furure Cakir joined in what appeared to be some light-hearted exchanges before the group were escorted towards Terminal One for their flight home."

Light-hearted? The callous BASTARD! :lol:

:doh:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Keep Cakir in Blighty!

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-21687292


A football fan was so disgusted with the referee's decision to send off Nani in Tuesday's Champions League clash with Real Madrid he called 999.

:doh:

[Letters]

A man has apologised to Nottinghamshire Police for calling 999 and asking for the referee at last night's Champions League clash to be arrested. The 18 year-old says he was caught up in the excitement following Nani's sending off.

Police have decided not to pursue action for wasting police time after the man realised his bad judgement and said he was sorry.

:haha:Oh. Yeah. That

<_<

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sky's programme for Juventus vs Celtic is on now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Juventus: Buffon, Barzagli, Marrone, Bonucci, Padoin, Vidal, Pirlo, Pogba, Peluso, Quagliarella, Matri.
Subs: Storari, Chiellini, Vucinic, Giovinco, Asamoah, Giaccherini, Isla.

Celtic: Forster, Matthews, Wilson, Kayal, Izaguirre, Commons, Wanyama, Ledley, Mulgrew, Samaras, Hooper.
Subs: Zaluska, Ambrose, Miku, Stokes, Nouioui, McGeouch, Forrest.

Referee: Firat Aydinus (Turkey)

------------------------------------

PSG: Sirigu, Jallet, Thiago Silva, Alex, Maxwell, Chantome, Thiago Motta, Matuidi, Pastore, Lucas Moura, Lavezzi.
Subs: Douchez, Sakho, Camara, Gameiro, Armand, Van Der Wiel, Beckham.

Valencia: Guaita, Barragan, Mathieu, Victor Ruiz, Cissokho, Parejo, Albelda, Feghouli, Tino Costa, Jonas, Soldado.
Subs: Diego Alves, Ever, Piatti, Joao Pereira, Haedo Valdez, Guardado, Canales.

Referee: Milorad Mazic (Serbia)

Another Turkish ref. :bow:

[Özil's Panoramic View]

"@BBCBreaking: Football's European governing body Uefa opens disciplinary proceedings against Manchester United http://t.co/Z7sPekpSDV"

Mancs :haha:

UEFA :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Champions League music. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Soldado is in, Sirigu saves! Scuffed shot really.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=l2y0FVXjxf8

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Juventus 1-0 Celtic, Matri. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jallet off injured, Van Der Wiel on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Juventus 1-0 Celtic, HT.

PSG 0-0 Valencia, HT.

[Marc Overmars]

Hey Maccy, are PSG any good? Do you expect them to go any further than this?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

PSG 0-1 Valencia, Jonas! What a strike!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hey Maccy, are PSG any good? Do you expect them to go any further than this?

I haven't seen much of them but based on the Champions League being incredibly hard to win, any team with a mass amount of new players is very unlikely to make it at the first attempt. They are extremely talented though, that much is true.

QF at best I would say.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Thiago Motta off, Gameiro on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Feghouli off, Piatti on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Juventus 2-0 Celtic, Quagliarella. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

PSG 1-1 Valencia, Lavezzi pubs one in!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

And Lavezzi gets booked for stripping off.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jonas off, Nelson Valdez on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Juventus win 5-0 on aggregate.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

PSG win 3-2 on aggregate.

[Cripps_orig]

Tuesday 12th March 2013
Barcelona v AC Milan (agg 0-2) 19:45
Schalke 04 v Galatasaray (agg 1-1) 19:45

Wednesday 13th March 2013
Bayern Munich v Arsenal (agg 3-1) 19:45
Malaga v FC Porto (agg 0-1) 19:45

AC match on itv1

[Marc Overmars]

Looking forward to Barca vs AC. I'm sure it will just be a case of Barca battering them and whether AC can hold on.

[Cripps_orig]

I assume we are all AC fans?

Just hope they can keep the ref quiet

[Marc Overmars]

Pretty much.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Can see Barca beiing awarded a couple of dodgy pels here....

[Injury Time]

Can see Barca beiing awarded a couple of dodgy pels here....

And a :redcard: or two :faint: but that never happens...

[Cripps_orig]

Just read that Messi has never scored in open play v Italian sides. Add that to his crap record in England, is he possibly the worst so called best player ever?

All good and well scoring against the Levantes and Osasunas and the lesser CL teams but in big games, he disappears

[Xhaka Can’t]

Embarrassing.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Add to that, he's done fuck all for home country Argentina on the international stage....

[Kano]

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2013/0214/soc_e_goalsbiggame_376.jpg


records from four types of games: a must-win game in an international tournament, including group matches; domestic cup finals and semi-finals, games against the top three in a domestic league, or an historic rival; any other league game or qualifier where a result was absolutely necessary.

http://espnfc.com/blog/_/name/espnfcunited/id/3482?cc=5739

Ian Rush

lolz

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

What about him?

[Kano]

above ronnie

[Cripps_orig]

Add to that, he's done fuck all for home country Argentina on the international stage....

Flopped at 2 World Cups. Ok in 2006 he was young and a bit shit so you can excuse him for that but in 2010 where people were laughably calling him the best player in the world, he flopped spectacularly. Add that to constant no shows in the Copa America tournaments, I don't think anyone seriously has a reason to think he's the best other than their hatred for Ronaldo just cos he played for Man Utd. Fortunately I'm a little bit older and wiser than most

[Niall_Quinn]

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2013/0214/soc_e_goalsbiggame_376.jpg



http://espnfc.com/blog/_/name/espnfcunited/id/3482?cc=5739

Ian Rush

lolz

That list is badly out of date. Walcott would be top now.

[Niall_Quinn]

Flopped at 2 World Cups. Ok in 2006 he was young and a bit shit so you can excuse him for that but in 2010 where people were laughably calling him the best player in the world, he flopped spectacularly. Add that to constant no shows in the Copa America tournaments, I don't think anyone seriously has a reason to think he's the best other than their hatred for Ronaldo just cos he played for Man Utd. Fortunately I'm a little bit older and wiser than most

Ronaldo is notorious for going missing on the big stage.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Flopped at 2 World Cups. Ok in 2006 he was young and a bit shit so you can excuse him for that but in 2010 where people were laughably calling him the best player in the world, he flopped spectacularly. Add that to constant no shows in the Copa America tournaments, I don't think anyone seriously has a reason to think he's the best other than their hatred for Ronaldo just cos he played for Man Utd. Fortunately I'm a little bit older and wiser than most

Not that Ronaldo is any better.

I still think Messi is the best player around atm; my problem is mainly people trying to make him out to be the best player ever. He doesn't even make the top 3 GPOAT, imo.

[Xhaka Can’t]

He's no Super Nik, that's for sure.

[Cripps_orig]

Not that Ronaldo is any better.

I still think Messi is the best player around atm; my problem is mainly people trying to make him out to be the best player ever. He doesn't even make the top 5 GPOAL, imo.

Ronaldo has done it at various stages. England, Spain, CL, Euros and he had a very good World Cup in 2006

I don't believe you have to win the World Cup to be the best player in the world but you need to perform in one. Ronaldo has. There really isn't any debate anymore tbh.

I love being right.

If Ronaldo goes back to Mancs though then he's a ****

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Ronaldo has done it at various stages. England, Spain, CL, Euros and he had a very good World Cup in 2006

I don't believe you have to win the World Cup to be the best player in the world but you need to perform in one. Ronaldo has. There really isn't any debate anymore tbh.

I love being right.

If Ronaldo goes back to Mancs though then he's a ****

:lol:

I honestly believe you should be in politics, or at least marketing.

[Marc Overmars]

:lol:

I honestly believe you should be in politics, or at least marketing.

He's already into Marketing. :ninja:

[Cripps_orig]

Now that debate is officially over, well on GW anyway we move on to matters in hand.

Anyone watching the Schalke v Galatasaray match?

[Özil's Panoramic View]

I'll probably watch it delayed.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sky's progamme is on now, ITV1's programme on in half an hour.

[Cripps_orig]

Will sky actually talk about their scheduled match?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Not a surprise that David Villa is in and Cesc isn't.

Cesc. :lol:

If only he didn't have a heart.

And yeah Sky have barely mentioned Barca - Milan so far, strangely.

[Cripps_orig]

Barcelona (4-3-3): Valdes; Alves, Pique, Mascherano, Alba; Xavi, Busquets, Iniesta; Pedro, Messi, Villa

Subs: Pinto, Puyol, Adriano, Song, Fabregas, Alexis, Tello

Milan (4-3-3): Abbiati; Abate, Zapata, Mexes, Constant; Flamini, Ambrosini, Montolivo; Niang, Boateng, El Shaarawy

Subs: Amelia, De Sciglio, Bonera, Muntari, Nocerino, Robinho, Bojan

Cesc and Song :haha:

Flamini :bow: how he is missed

[Marc Overmars]

Flamini still exists?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Arsenal reunion. :bow:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

How likely is it Song will leave in the summer?

He doesn't seem to play all that often (or at least doesn't seem to) and hasn't got Barca DNA or whatever it is, so they wouldn't be completely intent on him staying.

[Cripps_orig]

All depends on if Birmingham can come up with the funds tbh

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How likely is it Song will leave in the summer?

He doesn't seem to play all that often (or at least doesn't seem to) and hasn't got Barca DNA or whatever it is, so they wouldn't be completely intent on him staying.

My instinct would be very likely. Vilanova supposedly specifically asked for him so perhaps he wouldn't want to lose face on him going after one season so maybe he'll be loaned out.

I don't think the Barca fans particularly have much love for Song, unsurprisingly.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chiles gets a jolly up to Barcelona. This world is shit.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

No seats for ITV. :lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

My instinct would be very likely. Vilanova supposedly specifically asked for him so perhaps he wouldn't want to lose face on him going after one season so maybe he'll be loaned out.

I don't think the Barca fans particularly have much love for Song, unsurprisingly.

I'll get on the phone to Brendan then.

If only to stop him making those bloody lofted assists against us again...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

You've got Shelvey to volley them in though.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Not for long... :ninja:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Champions League music. :bow:

Have to turn over to SS2 to hear it of course though, ITV always miss it out.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Eboue. :bow:

[Cripps_orig]

Will miss the first 15 minutes

If Barca score in that period, I'll probably miss the whole match

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Messi with his 1st pub pass.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

"Buscits". :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-0 MESSSI!!

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Will miss the first 15 minutes

If Barca score in that period, I'll probably miss the whole match

Bye.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Messi!!!

[GP]

:haha:

Game on

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Cripps :haha:

Messi :bow:

Big game :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

Stunning goal!

[Cripps_orig]

Oh ffs

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I think the width of Barca's pitch is the same length as Anfield's....

[McNamara That Ghost...]

El Shaarawy was in but scuffed his shot.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Abate fouled Pedro I thought.

Messi couldn't play it in for Iniesta.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How hasn't Messi headed that in?!

Brilliant effort from Iniesta on the volley.

[Cripps_orig]

Messi misses a sitter

[Marc Overmars]

Yeah, AC have no chance of seeing this one out.

[Cripps_orig]

Yeah, AC have no chance of seeing this one out.

Keep the faith

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Well covered by Jordi Alba.

Messi. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Weird effort from Ambrosini.

What the hell Abate? :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Xavi shoots, Abbiati saves.

[Cripps_orig]

Even Xavi is shooting

Arteta :haha:

Stands alone as the most pointless player around now

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dani Alves. :haha:

Looks a complete pubber at times.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Townsend is winding up to say 'rat-a-tat-tat'.

[Cripps_orig]

Is the Flamster bleeding from his head?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Schalke 1-0 Galatasary, Neustadter!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Prince booked.

[Cripps_orig]

Boateng booked for nothing

[Cripps_orig]

Pedro clears one

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Flamini runs on with the whole roll of bandage on his head. :haha:

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Alves is dire.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Flamini is having fun out there.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

El Shaarawy went for it all on his own, got a shot away but rather tame for Valdes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dani Alves shoots, well wide.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Alves :haha:

Shoots wide.

[Marc Overmars]

Who the hell is this Constant bloke? He's shit.

Time for Maldini to come home.

[GP]

Bit one sided this. Barca are up against it as usual with the refs giving them nothing.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Alves fucks up yet anoither cross.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Niang hits the post!

Mascherano. :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

You bottler!

[GP]

:lol:

That was the chance.

[Marc Overmars]

Niang. :doh:

What a chance.

[GP]

One on one and didn't hit the target. Unforgivable.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-0 MESSI!!! WOW.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Messi!!!

[Marc Overmars]

Messi!!

Niang. :haha:

[Power n Glory]

Punished!

[Syn]

What a bottler.

[GP]

There you go.

That miss has cost them the tie.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Schalke 1-1 Galatasary, Altintop!

[Cripps_orig]

Fucking Niang

Ambrosini :doh:

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Iniesta always producing that killer pass, or strike.

No better midfielder around, imo.

Milan :rose:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Messi is out on his own in second for record CL scorers now. Just Raul to hunt down. :bow:

[Cripps_orig]

Pedro booked and he misses the first group game of next season hopefully.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/34919463.jpg

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mascherano nearly cost his team three goals. Impressive from one fuck-up.

[Cripps_orig]

Iniesta always producing that killer pass, or strike.

No better midfielder around, imo.

Milan :rose:

Strike? He hardly scores

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Strike? He hardly scores

Always deadly when he does, though.

Stay on point, bro.

[Syn]

"Messi only needs half a yard". And he got that half a yard because of the speed of Iniesta's pass - he slammed it to Messi. If you're playing a possession game with passes to feet, you have to pass it basically shoot at your target player, that's the only way you can gain half a yard on the opposition. Rolling it around gets you nowhere.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Schalke 1-2 Galatasary, Yilmaz!

[Cripps_orig]

Galatasaray lead

Hope Drogba fucks Barca up again

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Eboue to win the Champions League before us?

:(

Flamini misses his next CL match.

Barcelona 2-0 Milan. That was quite fun.

[Cripps_orig]

Flamini booked

Pedro rolling around

[GP]

Flamini booked and will miss the first group game next season.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Barca 2-0 Milan HT.

Messi :bow:

Niang :doh:

[Syn]

If only Milan scored from that chance. Barcelona needing 2 goals would've made it for a fun final 45 mins. Barca have little pressure now. Even if it stays like this they've got extra time.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

"Messi only needs half a yard". And he got that half a yard because of the speed of Iniesta's pass - he slammed it to Messi. If you're playing a possession game with passes to feet, you have to pass it basically shoot at your target player, that's the only way you can gain half a yard on the opposition. Rolling it around gets you nowhere.

And slammed it to Messi with his outstep. Iniesta is little bit :cloud9:.

[Cripps_orig]

2-0 HT

Shite game

Fucking Niang

[GP]

Dan Walker ‏@mrdanwalker
Until Messi scores important goals in games that really matter he'll continue to be a poor man's Ian Woan

[Marc Overmars]

Hopefully Niang is killed because he's cost AC the match.

[Cripps_orig]

Always deadly when he does, though.

Stay on point, bro.

The point is he's not that good. Vastly overrated. Perfect example for his assist. Simple pass it was made in to much more. I could have made that pass. Kudos to him for winning the ball but the pass was nothing special but it being made out to be makes him look better than he is

[GP]

Hopefully Niang is killed because he's cost AC the match.

Even worse, he'll be forced to get El Shaarawi's haircut.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Is that Lee Dixon or Austin Powers?

[Cripps_orig]

ITV don't have seats for those ****s and Keane?

[Özil's Panoramic View]

"@Podolski10: Omg #Messi ��"

Ach :haha:

CR7 :haha:

[GP]

Fucking hell, Dixon is a hipster now :rolleyes:

[Marc Overmars]

Pirlo and Ambrosini need to stop rushing things. AC have had a couple of chances to break but keep shitting themselves when getting closed down.

[Cripps_orig]

"@Podolski10: Omg #Messi ��"

Ach :haha:

CR7 :haha:

Messi was offside!!!!!!

There you go, officials help the ****s again

Messi the cheating ****

BBA :haha:

[GP]

Always deadly when he does, though.

Stay on point, bro.

barcastuff ‏@barcastuff
Iniesta has now directly assisted 20 goals this season (Barcelona 18, Spain 2

[Özil's Panoramic View]

The point is he's not that good. Vastly overrated. Perfect example for his assist. Simple pass it was made in to much more. I could have made that pass. Kudos to him for winning the ball but the pass was nothing special but it being made out to be makes him look better than he is

Iniesta? Over-rated?

Stop it, please.

[Cripps_orig]

Iniesta? Over-rated?

Stop it, please.when a simple pass is made out to be the best pass ever made as it was on here, that's overrated

Also Messi and his offside goal :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I have to say I'm liking the Gazprom tune as well.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Messi was offside!!!!!!

There you go, officials help the ****s again

Messi the cheating ****

BBA :haha:

Huh?

[Marc Overmars]

Barca could at least play some decent HT music to drown out Chiles and co.

I vote for Cult of Personality.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

when a simple pass is made out to be the best pass ever made as it was on here, that's overrated

Also Messi and his offside goal :haha:

A simple pass which many others would have cocked up or not make at all.

It's knowing when and being able to do the basics/simple things which distinguish quality from dross.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Nicklas Blackner has cost Milan the tie.

[fakeyank]

Messi goal was offside?! :unsure:

Looked completely fine to me :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Abbiati saves from Messi.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ambrosini. :bow:

[Dennis Bendtner]

Someone eat Biscuits please

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Terrible layoff from David Villa.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Niang. :rose:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Someone eat Biscuits please
I've literally just finished off some Bourbons.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Prince goes for the outrageous. Not even close.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Boateng clears one.

Goal kick Barca.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mexes booked. :popcorn:

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Mexes finally booked.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Good old Mexes with his standard hack.

[GP]

norman lovett ‏@normanlovett1
Can you imagine Adrian Chiles playing football because he seems to know so much about it, he must be amazing.........Bazinga!

:bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

3-0 David Villa! Absolutely stunning.

[Marc Overmars]

Villa!!

[GP]

That was superb.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Do not forget we have as well Gervinho who can play there.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Now that was a good pass.

[fakeyank]

Milan :haha:

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Villa!!!

Man, did we miss out on him?

[GP]

Also,

Cesc :haha:

[GP]

Gareth Bale ‏@GarethBale22
#Messi Has he ever done it on a cold wet Tuesday night in Stoke? No. Have I? Yes.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

A 4th looming.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Robinho and Muntari coming on. :lol:

[Kano]

barcastuff ‏@barcastuff
Iniesta has now directly assisted 20 goals this season (Barcelona 18, Spain 2

mata has 26 apparently.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Gareth Bale ‏@GarethBale22
#Messi Has he ever done it on a cold wet Tuesday night in Stoke? No. Have I? Yes.

:haha:

He can't be serious.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Constant. :lol:

[GP]

The Constant uphill Gardener

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Busquets. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Messi volleys it but over.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

:haha:

He can't be serious.

It's clearly not him.

There's punctuation.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Constant is having a mare.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

It's clearly not him.

There's punctuation.

I was thinking same.

If there's a tick there, then account well and truly hacked

[Cripps_orig]

Constant is crap.

Just checked, he's French African.

We're going to buy him aren't we? :(

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pedro commits a foul with his arse somehow.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good cross by Abate, nobody is that fast though.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Awlful touch from Boateng.

[Cripps_orig]

Ffs boateng

[Dennis Bendtner]

Flamini joga bonito!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pique just about blocks out Flamini's flick!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Schalke 2-2 Galatasaray, Bastos!

[Cripps_orig]

Swap Sagna with Abate

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Freekick to Barca, dangerous area.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Freekick Barca in Messi zone.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Messi smacks the wall and then dinks one for a goalkick with his chocolate leg.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

David Villa off, Sanchez on to miss some sitters.

Flamini off, Bojan on!

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Villa off for Sanchez.

Cesc :haha:

Time to come home.

[Injury Time]

David Villa off, Sanchez on to miss some sitters.

Flamini off, Bojan on!
Tbf Villa doesn't look Arsenal quality.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Abate chances his arm, well offside unfortunately for him.

[Özim]

They play Flamini and this is what happens

http://www.burningshadow.dk/Galleries/Facepalm/Facepalm3.jpg

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mascherano off, Puyol on.

[Özim]

Didn't people use to cream themselves over Bojan? Turns out he's pretty sh*t, go figure.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sanchez puts it in but he was offside. Didn't hear the call, no booking for him.

RVP. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I dunno how players keep it together in the Champions League, I would shit myself, multiple times.

[Niall_Quinn]

Oh fuck off! 3-0? Seriously?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sanchez. :haha:

[Injury Time]

I dunno how players keep it together in the Champions League, I would shit myself, multiple times.

Are you our head of sports psychology?

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Sanchez :doh:

[Letters]

I dunno how players keep it together in the Champions League, I would shit myself, multiple times.

Are you Arsenal in disguise?

[Injury Time]

Oh fuck off! 3-0? Seriously?

Little bit miracle.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a block by Jordi Alba!

[Cripps_orig]

Alba does well there

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Well claimed by Valdes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pique nearly herp derped like he has never herp derped before there.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Pique :haha:

Lucky there.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pedro off, Adriano on.

Cesc and Song. :haha:

[Cripps_orig]

Adriano on

Pedro hauled off

Cesc :haha:

[Dennis Bendtner]

Zapata :lol: I remember him.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Meelan could stick nick this :popcorn:

[Injury Time]

Meelan could stick nick this :popcorn:

Stick nick ftw!

[Letters]

Alba :bow:

He's almost as good as Santos

[GP]

Alba :bow:

Jessica :bow:

[Injury Time]

Another decision in Barca favour :rolleyes:

[Injury Time]

Fat lady warming up

[Cripps_orig]

When was the last time if ever Barca won a big game legitimately?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Robinho. :lol: