season expectations

[Ollie the Optimist]

League:
FA Cup:
Champions League:
Captial one cup:
best player:
worst player:
top goalscorer:
top assists:
most improved:
player who didnt improve at all:
unsung hero:
player most likely to have a van persie type season:
goals scored:
goals conceded:
best signing:
worst signing:

[Ollie the Optimist]

League: 2nd
FA Cup: semi final
Champions League: semi final
Captial one cup: winners
best player: cazorla
worst player: song
top goalscorer: podolski
top assists: cazorla
most improved: gibbs
player who didnt improve at all: coqualian
unsung hero: kos
player most likely to have a van persie type season: diaby
goals scored: 110
goals conceded: 28
best signing: cazorla
worst signing: giroud

[LDG]

League: Champions
FA Cup: 4th Round
Champions League: Qtr Finals
Captial one cup: Semi-Finals
best player: Santi
worst player: RVP
top goalscorer: Podolski
top assists: Walcott (if he stays)
most improved: Diaby
player who didnt improve at all: Mertesecker
unsung hero: Arteta
player most likely to have a van persie type season: ?Injured or OSW?
goals scored: Lots
goals conceded: Lots
best signing: Santi
worst signing: Park

[Ollie the Optimist]

League: Champions
FA Cup: 4th Round
Champions League: Qtr Finals
Captial one cup: Semi-Finals
best player: Santi
worst player: RVP
top goalscorer: Podolski
top assists: Walcott (if he stays)
most improved: Diaby
player who didnt improve at all: Mertesecker
unsung hero: Arteta
player most likely to have a van persie type season: ?Injured or OSW?
goals scored: Lots
goals conceded: Lots
best signing: Santi
worst signing: Park


i meant as in a OSW liek last year with stupid amount of goals etc etc

[Lord Nelson]

League:4th
FA Cup:1/4 Final
Champions League: 1/4 Final
Captial one cup: Runner Up
best player: Podolski
worst player: Chesney
top goalscorer: Podolski
top assists: Walcott
most improved: Jenkinson
player who didnt improve at all: Oxo Boy
unsung hero: Mert
player most likely to have a van persie type season: Song
goals scored: 95
goals conceded: 30
best signing: Podolski
worst signing:Giroud

[LDG]

i meant as in a OSW liek last year with stupid amount of goals etc etc

Ahhhhhh, now that doesn't still make sense.

[LDG]

I think Giroud will score a shitload too, btw.

[Ollie the Optimist]

Ahhhhhh, now that doesn't still make sense.

i just meant with a massive purple patch, unliekly to be done again, year before it was nasri.

[Ollie the Optimist]

I think Giroud will score a shitload too, btw.

i do too, but still out of all our signings i think he will be the worst.


i more wasnt thinking when i wrote it tbh, normally thats in there every year and there is competition for it but this year, well he is our worst and still scores a shitload then im quite happy

[LDG]

Dear lord.

[Letters]

League: 2nd
:haha:

[GP]

League: 1st
FA Cup: Winners
Champions League: Winners
Captial one cup: Winners
best player: Cazorla
worst player: Bendtner
top goalscorer: Giroud
top assists: Cazorla
most improved: Gibbs
player who didnt improve at all: Bendtner
unsung hero: Gibbs
player most likely to have a van persie type season: Walcott
goals scored: Fuck ton
goals conceded: 7
best signing: Cazorla
worst signing: fucknose

[Ollie the Optimist]

Dear lord.

yes im an idiot. deal with it

[Cripps_orig]

League: 4th
FA Cup: 5th round
Champions League: last 16
Captial one cup: semis
best player: Cazorla
worst player: Jenkinson
top goalscorer: Podolski
top assists: Theo
most improved: AOC
player who didnt improve at all: Kos
unsung hero: The invincible we buy/loan in January
player most likely to have a van persie type season: Diaby
goals scored: 74
goals conceded: 37
best signing: Pod
worst signing: French African dude we still have to buy yet

[Joker]

League: 4th
FA Cup: 5th round
Champions League: last 16
Captial one cup: Quarter Final
best player: Cazorla
worst player: Santos
top goalscorer: Podolski
top assists: AOC
most improved: AOC
player who didnt improve at all: Santos
unsung hero: Jenkinson
player most likely to have a van persie type season: Podolksi
goals scored: 89
goals conceded: 46
best signing: Podolski
worst signing: Giroud

[LDG]

yes im an idiot. deal with it

:lol:

[KSE Comedy Club]

We are winning all the sports.

[Grebbo]

League: 4th
FA Cup: QF
Champions League: QF
Captial one cup: QF
best player: Podolski
worst player: Santos
top goalscorer: Podolski
top assists: Walcott
most improved: Gervinho
player who didnt improve at all: Chesney
unsung hero: Diaby
player most likely to have a van persie type season: Podolski
goals scored:
goals conceded:
best signing: Podolski
worst signing: Giroud (only because I think the other two will do better, not that G will do shit)

[Marc Overmars]

League: 3rd
FA Cup: Winners
Champions League: QF
Captial one cup: QF
best player: Cazorla
worst player: Ramsey
top goalscorer: Podolski
top assists: Walcott
most improved: Diaby
player who didnt improve at all: Ramsey
unsung hero: Arteta
player most likely to have a van persie type season: Walcott
goals scored:
goals conceded:
best signing: Cazorla
worst signing: Giroud

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

For the benefit of record and a chance to :pal: at us come May...

League: 6th
FA Cup: QF
Europa League: Ro16
Captial one cup: QF
best player: Suarez
worst player: If he's still here, Adam.
top goalscorer: Suarez
top assists: Borini
most improved: Henderson
player who didnt improve at all: Downing
unsung hero: Johnson
player most likely to have a van persie type season: Suarez
goals scored: In the league 61
goals conceded: 40
best signing: Well right now it'd be a bit harsh to say seeing as we've only signed 2 players.
worst signing: So I'll edit this at the end of the window.

[Fist of Lehmann]

League: 3rd/4th if Chelsea implode
FA Cup: SF
Champions League: QF
Captial one cup: Finalist
best player: Santiago Cazorla González Inigo Montoya Prepare to Die
worst player: Chamakh
top goalscorer: Podolski
top assists: SCGIMP2D
most improved: Oxface-Chamberlain
player who didnt improve at all: Ramsey
unsung hero: Arteta
player most likely to have a van persie type season: Van Persie, by definition
goals scored: 88
goals conceded: 36
best signing: Cazorla
worst signing: Whoever we sign next

[Asthmatic Kitty]

League: 3rd
FA Cup: Quarters
Champions League: Semis
Captial one cup: Winnarrrs!
best player: Cazorla
worst player: Ramsey
top goalscorer: Giroud
top assists: Podolski
most improved: Gervinho
player who didnt improve at all: Ramsey
unsung hero: Sagna
player most likely to have a van persie type season: Podolski
goals scored: A lot
goals conceded: A lot
best signing: Cazorla
worst signing: Mirallas (if we sign him)

[I_Killed_Kenny]

League: 3rd
FA Cup: Win
Champions League: Semifinals
Captial one cup: Semi finals
best player: Koscielny
worst player: gibbs
top goalscorer: Giroud
top assists: Walcott
most improved: Gervinho or santos
player who didnt improve at all: Ramsey
unsung hero: Sagna
player most likely to have a van persie type season: Podolski
goals scored: 80
goals conceded: 40
best signing: Cazorla
worst signing: Diaby (he is like a new signing, til he gets crocked again)

[Xhaka Can’t]

Our defence won't be that bad surely.


League: 1st
FA Cup: Winners
Champions League: Winners
Captial one cup: Winners
best player: Cazorla
worst player: Bendtner
top goalscorer: Giroud
top assists: Cazorla
most improved: Gibbs
player who didnt improve at all: Bendtner
unsung hero: Gibbs
player most likely to have a van persie type season: Walcott
goals scored: Fuck ton
goals conceded: 7
best signing: Cazorla
worst signing: fucknose

[GP]

Our defence won't be that bad surely.

I'm not a pessimist, I'm an optometrist.

And don't call me Shirley.

[Syn]

League: 1st
FA Cup: Winners
Champions League: Quarters
Captial one cup: Semis
best player: Wilshere
worst player: Gervinho
top goalscorer: Walcott
top assists: Carthorla
most improved: Ramsey
player who didnt improve at all: Gervinho
unsung hero: Podolski
player most likely to have a van persie type season: Walcott
goals scored: 92
goals conceded: 39
best signing: Carthorla
worst signing: Modric

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

couldn't care less as long as the players play their hearts out every week and give it 100%

[KSE Comedy Club]

We drive an environmentally friendly sports saloon.