This Weekend's Fixtures & Two Others (18/19/20/22 Aug).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stan Collymore justifies Honest Frank starting but can't understand why Mikel is there. :rolleyes:

[The Wengerbabies]

Cech :haha:

What the fuck :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ivanovic skies it. :lol:

[Cripps_orig]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP9BGmg3kmg

Cech :haha:.

It gets better every time you see it.Its been blocked ffs

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The Premier League are arseholes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Not very good from Hazard there.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Another poor delivery from Hazard.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ivanovic. :haha:

As good as his namesake.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ramires off, Oscar on.

[Globalgunner]

RM takes off Ramires, best Chelsea midfield player, and leaves frank and one pace Mikel to bring in Oscar....Managers who knows WTF goes on in their heads.

[Master Splinter]

Its been blocked ffs

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8423/7839967752_3845d85068_o.gif

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Karacan booked. Wiped Mata out.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

RM takes off Ramires, best Chelsea midfield player, and leaves frank and one pace Mikel to bring in Oscar....Managers who knows WTF goes on in their heads.

Big Man is calling the shots tbf.

[Master Splinter]

RM takes off Ramires, best Chelsea midfield player, and leaves frank and one pace Mikel to bring in Oscar....Managers who knows WTF goes on in their heads.

Ramires has done nothing today though.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Oscar. :lol:

Weak shot.

[Cripps_orig]

With Anelka, Drogba gone and Lukaku loaned out, who do Chelsea have as strikers in their squad?

Torres whos a bit shit and.....

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

:haha:

Terry cracks it into Cole.

[Dennis Bendtner]

:lol: that is worthy of Taibi. What a lame attempt at a save.

[Cripps_orig]

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8423/7839967752_3845d85068_o.gif

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pogrebnyak booked.

[Globalgunner]

Ramires has done nothing today though.

I guess you have to leave Frank on for the inevitable penalty in the 85th min

[McNamara That Ghost...]

With Anelka, Drogba gone and Lukaku loaned out, who do Chelsea have as strikers in their squad?

Torres whos a bit shit and.....

Sturridge. :lol:

[Master Splinter]

Tippy-tappy Chelsea :lol:.

They could do with Dids tbf.

[Cripps_orig]

Sturridge. :lol:

Ah yes i forgot about him

Understandable mistake

Maybe we can get top 3 again after all

[Master Splinter]

I guess you have to leave Frank on for the inevitable penalty in the 85th min

There's always a deflection or twelve to be had as well.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hazard. :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Torres :haha:.

He's basically Chamakh now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mikel off, Sturridge on.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Oh FFS.

2-2 Cahill.

Poor from Federici.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 2-2 Reading, Cahill. Federici. :doh:

[Globalgunner]

Night of the howlers?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mata curls one just wide.

[Master Splinter]

Federici to single-handedly send Reading down?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Karacan off, Le Fondre on.

[Cripps_orig]

Federer :lol:

Murray has killed him

Didnt he have a shocker v Stoke as well?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Not quite so close that time from Mata.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sturridge is an idiot.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Sturridge doing what Sturridge does.

Being a greedy bastard.

[Master Splinter]

Sturridge is Defoe.

But probably not as good.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

McAnuff just couldn't break clear - Honest Frank nearly cocked it up.

[Master Splinter]

McAnuff :doh:.

Bendtner feet from him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Perhaps Torres isn't even a link man anymore either.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pogrebnyak off, Hunt on.

[Master Splinter]

Perhaps Torres isn't even a link man anymore either.

Is there a lower rank than Chamakh-tier?

(Ivanhoe is a defender).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mata. :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Hazard thinks everything is a handball.

[Cripps_orig]

Is there a lower rank than Chamakh-tier?

(Ivanhoe is a defender).

Bendtner

Also Ivanhoe is a defensive attacker and the worlds best at that so dont mock

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Is there a lower rank than Chamakh-tier?

(Ivanhoe is a defender).

I really don't think there is. That's just Torres' domain.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

:rolleyes:

He's back.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

3-2 Torres with an absolute tap-in.

Me. :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Torres :bow:.

Us :haha:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Torres was offside. :rolleyes:

[Master Splinter]

Another offside decision in Chelsea's favour at home.

[Globalgunner]

Torres scores,,,,seeme offside to me

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Torres is back. :haha:

[Cripps_orig]

Torres :bow:

Captain fantastic :bow:

Get another

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mata off, Meireles on.

[Globalgunner]

Mata has been quite orinary for quite a while now. I woner whats the .....with him. Maybe we dodged a bullet with that one.

[Cripps_orig]

Mata has been quite orinary for quite a while now. I woner whats the .....with him. Maybe we dodged a bullet with that one.
He was brilliant last season

We are less than 2 games in to this

Hes better than all of our CMs

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Five added minutes.

[Globalgunner]

He was brilliant last season

We are less than 2 games in to this

Hes better than all of our CMs

It doesnt mata anyway we`ve got Cazorla our own impish Spanish magician

[Cripps_orig]

Just realised Pog is also in my FFL team :bow:

Thats 2 of my 3 strikers scoring this game week

The one that didnt? Podolski :doh:

Arsenal :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Federici up for the corner. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

4-2 Ivanovic. Federici you berk.

[Cripps_orig]

Ivanovic is pretty awesome

Shreeves needs to kill him again

[Globalgunner]

Sucker Punch!!!!

[GP]

:doh:

Chelsea have got massively lucky today.

I knew RdM would get found out, but I thought it would take longer than 2 games :lol:

[Cripps_orig]

4-2 FT

2 wins out of 2 for RDM

Looking good

Reading :haha:

As expected, its West Ham who are doing the promoted teams proud

East London :bow:

[Master Splinter]

Ateltico and Falcao to destroy them.

[Cripps_orig]

Ateltico and Falcao to destroy them.

Falcao will be sold by then

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Guess it depends which way you look at it; lucky or playing badly and still winning.

I'd still be inclined to say it'll go tits up for them sooner than later though.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Didn't take long for refs to start incorrectly influencing games.

[Cripps_orig]

Playing badly and won

Stuff of champions tbh

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:lol:

Nah.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Is Hazard already their best player, then? Two-footer time I think.

[Cripps_orig]

5 assists in 2 games for Hazard.

He needs to be Stoked up asap

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea vs Barcodes on Saturday. :popcorn:

[Cripps_orig]

Gary Lineker, MOTD presenter
On Twitter: "It's been a brilliant start to the season. Open attacking football played by most. The Premier League at its finest!"He should watch Arsenal sometime

[Cripps_orig]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19314234

Crooks team of the week

Agree or not?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I think I do, granted most of those are based on very short clips.

[Ollie the Optimist]

so as well as splashing cash on players, it seems chelsea have also signed the fa. a three match banned not given because the community shield is not a real game (bollocks) and an offside goal. what hte fuck?

[fari]

so as well as splashing cash on players, it seems chelsea have also signed the fa. a three match banned not given because the community shield is not a real game (bollocks) and an offside goal. what hte fuck?

ivanovic got off his 3 match ban b/c they said he served it in the reserves or something to that effect. as if we needed another reason to hate chelski...smh