The Festive Thread 2012

[Marc Overmars]

Amidst all the tension and gloom around Arsenal, I just realised we're 4 weeks away from Christmas. :jumpnana:

Any special plans this year or just the usual drinking and eating sessions?

[LDG]

:woohoo:

Christmas name changes on Saturday :popcorn:

Having a nice relaxing family Christmas this year. Not going anywhere, so it'll be chilled, but also with beer.

:dance:

[GP]

I'll be with the family at my sister's place. Lots of food, booze and laughs.

Awesome time.

[LDG]

Watched Aurthur Christmas and Home Alone yesterday too :patrice:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Are we not doing the annual Xmas name change?

[Marc Overmars]

I shall spend my last hour at work Youtube'ing Xmas songs.

Screw you, overtime.

[LDG]

1st December :popcorn:

Although, I already request NoeLDG in advance, and for the avoidance of doubt.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Watched Aurthur Christmas and Home Alone yesterday too :patrice:

Home alone :bow: one of my fave films tbh.

One thing i like about Xmas is the films has always been my tradition to watch as many as i can on the box.

[Cripps_orig]

Die Hard is still the best Xmas film tbh. Anyway Eastenders Xmas day :bow:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Die Hard is still the best Xmas film tbh. Anyway Eastenders Xmas day :bow:

Hope it don't suck as much as last year. Hope it goes back to 2 30 mins slots rather then 1 hour.

[LDG]

Die Hard is still the best Xmas film tbh.

:gp:

As voted by the public too:

http://www.empireonline.com/features/30-best-christmas-movies/p30

[Olivier's xmas twist]

1st December :popcorn:

Although, I already request NoeLDG in advance, and for the avoidance of doubt.

Im requsting Santi Claus.

[Marc Overmars]

Synta Claus please.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

anyone seen any coca cola adverts yet? that's when you know its here

name change.. hmmm how about Wiltord's Wise Winner.... in relation to the 3 wise men.... no? .... ok nevermind :getcoat:

[Syn]

I'm hosting this year :haha:

So Christmas Day is going to be a bigger disapointment than vpgreg. Also means I can't get plastered Christmas Eve. But with so much time off work now I think the global impression might be the highest for many years.

[Marc Overmars]

So Christmas Day is going to be a bigger disapointment than vpgreg.

:haha:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

anyone seen any coca cola adverts yet? that's when you know its here

name change.. hmmm how about Wiltord's Wise Winner.... in relation to the 3 wise men.... no? .... ok nevermind :getcoat:

Wiltord's Winter Wonderland?

[The Wengerbabies]

Best time of the year.

Christmas :bow:

Commercialisation :bow:

[V-Pig]

So Christmas Day is going to be a bigger disapointment than vpgreg.

Speaking of disappointment, in the office Secret Santa this year, my supervisor randomised it nicely to deliberately give me the girl I'm semi-involved with. Which means she'll obviously have given her me. So we're going to have to buy each other ridiculously sexually-explicit presents (in keeping with the office tradition).

And before anyone thinks dildos, it's a £5-7 buying limit.

Fuck's sake. I was promised it'd be both random and anonymous, so I could buy something shit and no one would know.

[GP]

You can get a dildo for a fiver.

[V-Pig]

You can get a dildo for a fiver.

Yeah? I always assumed they'd be more.

Must be the diamond-encrusted ones I always opt for.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Speaking of disappointment, in the office Secret Santa this year, my supervisor randomised it nicely to deliberately give me the girl I'm semi-involved with. Which means she'll obviously have given her me. So we're going to have to buy each other ridiculously sexually-explicit presents (in keeping with the office tradition).

And before anyone thinks dildos, it's a £5-7 buying limit.

Fuck's sake. I was promised it'd be both random and anonymous, so I could buy something shit and no one would know.

http://www.sextoys.co.uk/anal-lube/id-lubricants---id-backslide-1oz.asp

[GP]

http://www.sextoys.co.uk/anal-lube/id-lubricants---id-backslide-1oz.asp

Interesting.

They also sell these...

NSFW

http://sparedblushes.co.uk/images/n8163-doc_johnson_andy_san_dimas_ur3_pocket_pal.jpg

[Xhaka Can’t]

http://thumb.sextoys.co.uk/modules/images/n8685-duck_with_a_dick.jpg

[LDG]

Fleshlight :bow:

[V-Pig]

Duck with a dick? It's funny, cute and not TOO vulgar...

[LDG]

4 days until Christmas names :woohoo:

Fuck the Coca Cola advert shit. It's Christmas when we get our names changed! :jumpnana:

[Marc Overmars]

:dance:

Might put the tree up this weekend as well.

[LDG]

Moi deux.

Though, the missus has awlful taste in decs. I must stop her from hitting the pound shop.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Putting the deco's up later today or tomorrow.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2hHeU2ejBM

[GP]

Eggnog every day for a month :dance:

[Ollie the Optimist]

Duck with a dick? It's funny, cute and not TOO vulgar...

and bigger then yours



;)

[Marc Overmars]

I would like to try Eggnog, although I don't imagine it to be very good.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I would like to try Eggnog, although I don't imagine it to be very good.

He's isn't. Probably better than Chamakh though.

[GP]

He's isn't. Probably better than Chamakh though.

Who died and made you Letters?

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Eggnog every day for a month :dance:

http://www.planetchristmas.com/Images/EggNogPint.png

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Who died and made you Letters?
Fortunately, Letters.

And just before his busiest time of the year as well. Tragic.

[GP]

Tragic.

Nah

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Nah

Yah

[Marc Overmars]

Just did the Christmas shopping, well most of it.

The Interweb. :bow:

[LDG]

I'm a bit stuck with my shopping. As a family, we've all set really low limits. Basically my parents have a house stocked full of pretty much everything, and anything they don't have, they don't want.

And none of us give a shit about presents...so....dunno.....

Think we're all just gonna get shitfaced :shrug:

[Marc Overmars]

Yeah we just get a load of random stuff for each other now, unless there's a specific request. I haven't even been awake on Christmas morning to open presents for the past 2 years. Sleep off the hangover before lunch which is the main event, presents can wait.

[GP]

I always get something nice for my mum (and yours lolz)

And my sister is expecting, so I'll get her a load of baby junk.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

I always get something nice for my mum (and yours lolz)

And my sister is expecting, so I'll get her a load of baby junk.

dont ever call my baby that again.

[GP]

huh?

[Olivier's xmas twist]

huh?

Meet your new Bro in law.

[LDG]

Christmas Market in town is in full swing + Ice Rink.

Quite nice walking through in the morning. Smell of mulled wine etc.

:dance:

Christmas names on Saturday! :woohoo:

[Marc Overmars]

I'm going to Winter Wonderland in Hyde Park soon, went last year and it was pretty cool.

[Letters]

Christmas Market in town is in full swing + Ice Rink.

Quite nice walking through in the morning. Smell of mulled wine etc.

:dance:

Christmas names on Saturday! :woohoo:
http://www.visitwinchester.co.uk/site/media/press-releases/pr310712b

Who knew :shrug:


I went to the Hyde Park thing. It was a bit shit.

[Letters]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otTC9WJv7V0

:cool:

[Marc Overmars]

It's no Wham tbh.

[LDG]

http://www.visitwinchester.co.uk/site/media/press-releases/pr310712b

Who knew :shrug:


I went to the Hyde Park thing. It was a bit shit.

:gp:

http://blog.homeaway.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/winchester-christmas.jpg

:dance:

I walk through there every day :d

[The Wengerbabies]

I really need to do some shopping ffs.

[Marc Overmars]

:gp:

http://blog.homeaway.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/winchester-christmas.jpg

:dance:

I walk through there every day :d

I do as well.

:ninja:

[LDG]

I do as well.

:ninja:

:upset:

[Marc Overmars]

Snow expected this weekend in some parts of the country. :popcorn:

[The Wengerbabies]

Can't wait to open my advent calender tomorrow

[LDG]

The missus is from Estonia, and they have a different tradition over advent, called Pakapikud. They're basically elves who bring small presents on each day of advent.

:dance:

3D Tv and Blu-ray player + DVD's should do the trick tomorrow :coffee:

[The Wengerbabies]

All I get is a small chocolate :(

[LDG]

:pal:

[Marc Overmars]

They're basically elves who bring small presents on each day of advent.


If Letters ever gets bored of working in IT...

:run:

[Letters]

*stitches up sides after they split with mirth*

[GP]

True fact of the day:

Advent calendar chocolate is rancid.

[LDG]

If Letters ever gets bored of working in IT...

:run:

:haha:

It's funny, because in a santa hat.....

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

:haha:

It's funny, because in a santa hat.....

http://i.imgur.com/OFw9m.jpg

:bow:

[Maestro]

been woken up by the racket in the house ....what's it all about? the christmas tree is going up

[Letters]

http://i.imgur.com/OFw9m.jpg

:bow:
<_<

[LDG]

I'll be NoeLDG kplsthx

[Syn]

I'll be Ryan Nelsen, please.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Some bender is going to chime in with 'Santi Claus' lollllll u so cleva bro

[Syn]

I'll be Synti Claus, please.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Wiltord's Winter Wonderland

:music:

[Dennis Bendtner]

Tree-erry Henry LMAOOO

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I'll go with the fantastically imaginative 'Xmas Is Boss'.

[PGFC]

Rude Elf please :patrice:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Some bender is going to chime in with 'Santi Claus' lollllll u so cleva bro

Oi ****, that was me. lol's

[LDG]

Mods :bow:

Christmas names :bow:

:dance:

[Cripps_orig]

I'll be Cripps

[Marc Overmars]

Can I have 'Happy GHELmas' please.

[the easter bunnie]

mummy says I have been naughty and Santa will just leave me a lump of coal. can i be the the easter bunnie please mr mooberator.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

http://crazyprofile.com/myspace_comments/imgs/cat-xmas.gif

[Olivier's xmas twist]

http://www.crazyprofile.com/myspace_Comments/imgs/chUntitled-2.gif

[LDG]

:haha:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

http://www.christmas39.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/christmas-cancelled.jpg
http://www.christmas39.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Funny-Christmas-Picture.jpg

[Marc Overmars]

3 weeks to go. :dance:

It's awesome That Xmas Day and Boxing Day are a Tuesday and Wednesday this year. I'll only be working 2 days that week.

[LDG]

Got from 21st until 2nd off. They couldn't be arsed to make us come in on Christmas eve :dance:

[GP]

Echidna Penis

[Özim]

Got from 21st until 2nd off. They couldn't be arsed to make us come in on Christmas eve :dance:
I'll raise you, I've got from the 12th Dec to 7th Jan.

[LDG]

I'll raise you, I've got from the 12th Dec to 7th Jan.

<_<

You're either self employed, using your holiday entitlement or a complete bastard :(

Actually can't wait for a nice break. Not too much family shit this year either. Just close family, so nice and chilled.

[Xhaka Can’t]

My last day is the 14th. Then off until the 7th.

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[LDG]

FFS

[Ollie the Optimist]

My last day is the 14th. Then off until the 7th.

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thats what i have.

student holidays :bow:

[GP]

I'm WFH for as long as I like with no deadline.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

You can get a dildo for a fiver.

You can make one for less. . .empty 2L bottle of Tizer and a copule of Duracells. .bang youre away

[LDG]

FFS

[Cripps_orig]

Off from 17th to the 11th :(

[LDG]

FFS

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Off from 17th to the 11th :(

My birthday is on the 11th.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Japan Jingle Bells All Over

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

all these new names :wacko:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Olivier's xmas twist

Please

[Cripps_orig]

My birthday is on the 11th.Hence the :(

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Hence the :(

Never said it wasn't lol's

[Olivier's xmas twist]

So how many Xmas do's have people got lined up?

[Syn]

1. And that's not really a 'do', it's a mate's 30th. Everybody's being a dick this year and I don't blame them. None of us have any money.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Off from 19th to 9th. . .kind of weird because its my last Christmas in Japan but I'm going to be spending it back home :blink:

[GP]

Picked up some xmas booze today.

Jack Daniels Single Barrel, Havana Club 7y/o and Jim Beam Red Stag.

Good stuff.

[Marc Overmars]

I should really stop scoffing 2 mince pies every day.

[LDG]

Missus bought home a box of quality street last week.

It used to be a treat at Christmas to have a few choccys, but on Christmas day.

Now you can buy a tub load of the fuckers for £4 about two months before Christmas.

It's leathal!

[Syn]

Havana Club 7y/o.

Yes.

I really want one of these:


http://www.markenglas.de/images/product_images/popup_images/4542_0_havana_club_bar_runner_bahav08080001_2.jpg

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Missus bought home a box of quality street last week.

It used to be a treat at Christmas to have a few choccys, but on Christmas day.

Now you can buy a tub load of the fuckers for £4 about two months before Christmas.

It's leathal!

Mum normally buys us a tin each for Xmas, been that way for years. Gots to love Xmas traditions.

[Marc Overmars]

I'm not the biggest eater of chocolate but I do tend to go little bit mental on them over Christmas.

[GP]

Ordered a Thorntons hamper to share among people.

£100 worth for £35. Steal.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Ordered a Thorntons hamper to share among people.

£100 worth for £35. Steal.

:gp:

[Marc Overmars]

Those hampers are stunning tbh, I bought a mate one for his wedding earlier in the year as him and his missus are chocolate mad.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Xmas Dinner :bow:

Next day left overs :bow:

[The Wengerbabies]

Ordered a Thorntons hamper to share among people.

£100 worth for £35. Steal.

Where from?

[The Wengerbabies]

The big question. Real or fake Christmas trees?

Gotta be real for me.

[Ollie the Optimist]

Where from?

thorntons?

[Injury Time]

The big question. Real or fake Christmas trees?

Gotta be real for me.
I'll have a wild stab at Thorntons...

[Marc Overmars]

The big question. Real or fake Christmas trees?

Gotta be real for me.

We always have a real one at home, love walking in and smelling the pine.

[LDG]

Real one for me.

Gonna be getting ours on Sunday I think.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

http://gifstumblr.com/images/merry-christmas_1240.gif

[Olivier's xmas twist]

thorntons?

:haha:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

http://www.christmasmyspacegraphics.com/funny_pictures/christmas_myspace_funny_04.jpg

[GP]

thorntons?

:lol:

Funnily enough, it was.

[GP]

It actually works out a little bit more with delivery, but still a bargain.

See here:

http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/100-christmas-treats-hamper-plus-5-item-delivered-for-38-95-thorntons-1389775

[Olivier's xmas twist]

It actually works out a little bit more with delivery, but still a bargain.

See here:

http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/100-christmas-treats-hamper-plus-5-item-delivered-for-38-95-thorntons-1389775

White Chocolate Snowman Model :bow:

Gots to love the white Chocolate

[The Wengerbabies]

It actually works out a little bit more with delivery, but still a bargain.

See here:

http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/100-christmas-treats-hamper-plus-5-item-delivered-for-38-95-thorntons-1389775
Cool. Thanks.

I still haven't got anything for anyone.

This will do nicely for a couple of people.

[The Wengerbabies]

White Chocolate Snowman Model :bow:

Gots to love the white Chocolate

That's another good question. Rate the 3 types of chocolate.

Dark > White > Milk imo

[Marc Overmars]

Love White chocolate, I don't have it enough really as most of the popular snacks are Milk.

Dark chocolate is too bitter for my taste but I don't mind it occasionally.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

That's another good question. Rate the 3 types of chocolate.

Dark > White > Milk imo

Milk > White > Dark.

Then again its hard to rate them, i guess it depends whats in them, like Caramel, Toffee, Orange etc.

[Marc Overmars]

Orange etc.

Fuck.

That reminds me I forgot to buy a Big Mans Chocolate Orange today.

[GP]

I think we can all agree that american chocolate is shit.

Actually, when I was in Vegas, we were in the huge shopping center in Caeser's Palace, and there's this huge sweet shop. I was buying some american sweets to take back as gifts and the owner said he'd trade it for British chocolate :lol:

Honestly, he said he'd have swapped like $40 worth for a flake!

[Xhaka Can’t]

Ordered a Thorntons hamper to share among people.

£100 worth for £35. Steal.

Where'd you get that deal?

edit: nm - saw it. thx

[Marc Overmars]

Snow. :wave:

[Letters]

Snow. :wave:
Very half-arsed effort round my way.
Either do it properly or don't bother* <_<


* - make up your own "Arsenal are choosing the latter option" joke.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It's little bit slippery.

[Dennis Bendtner]

I only posted this name for the bants. It's shit! I ended up using all my login attempts in a confused frenzy because I'd forgotten I'd even posted it. Oh dear.

Could i go back to Dennis Bendtner please. Merry christmas.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sorry. :whistle:

Syn was lucky he posted another name suggestion.

[Marc Overmars]

Very half-arsed effort round my way.
Either do it properly or don't bother* <_<


* - make up your own "Arsenal are choosing the latter option" joke.

Yes it is lacking a little bit of sharpness here as well.

They got a big dose outside London though, after being woken up by a text from the mother who was pissed off her flight from Luton was delayed. 6am mum, 6am. <_<

[Letters]

Outrageously early hype. :bow:
Walcott :bow:

Oxo :bow:

Wilshere :bow:


<_<

[Dennis Bendtner]

Oh dear. Nice of you to remind us that Arsenal have about 10 games.

Christmas :rose:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

I think we can all agree that american chocolate is shit.

Actually, when I was in Vegas, we were in the huge shopping center in Caeser's Palace, and there's this huge sweet shop. I was buying some american sweets to take back as gifts and the owner said he'd trade it for British chocolate :lol:

Honestly, he said he'd have swapped like $40 worth for a flake!

Flakes and Twirls. . .nom nom

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Japan Jingling All Over

Can I be this for Christmas?

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Walcott :bow:

Oxo :bow:

Wilshere :bow:


<_<

:lol:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

chocolate festival on southbank this weekend :bow:

[Letters]

chocolate festival on southbank this weekend :bow:
I...see....

:patrice:

[GP]

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/924/581/110027034_display_image.jpg?1305062489

That's what I call hot chocolate...

[GP]

Got my advent calendar.

http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2012/11/50b9169363bbd.jpeg

[Özim]

Can I have my name changed to "Merry Chrizimas" please

[Özim]

Milk > White > Dark.
Racist.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Racist.

Whats your point.

[LDG]

Letters still hasn't sorted his Christmas name yet :sulk:

[Letters]

Meh <_<

[Özim]

Whats your point.
Racist.

[Özim]

Meh <_<
That's a good name.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Racist.

:lol:

[Letters]

That's a good name.
Meh-ry Christmas?

[LDG]

Meh-ry Christmas?

:gp:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

home alone boxset for little 'un

yes or no?

[Olivier's xmas twist]

why not, get 1-3, 4 sucked.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

5's even worse.

[Master Splinter]

why not, get 1-2, 3 & 4 sucked.

:gp:

[Master Splinter]

5's even worse.

I just saw that 5 is some straight-to-TV thing.

Safe to say it's a Must Not Watch.

Just let dead franchises die in peace.

[Master Splinter]

Big Mans Chocolate Orange

I must tell you, this quip was little bit unappreciated.

[Master Splinter]

I think we can all agree that american chocolate is shit.

Actually, when I was in Vegas, we were in the huge shopping center in Caeser's Palace, and there's this huge sweet shop. I was buying some american sweets to take back as gifts and the owner said he'd trade it for British chocolate :lol:

Honestly, he said he'd have swapped like $40 worth for a flake!

American chocolate is truly awlful. Even relegation candidates like Twix and Kit Kat are better than their Champions League contenders. Although I came across one of these (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hershey's_Cookies_'n'_Creme) recently, which was the only acceptable American chocolate I have tasted.

And you should cancel those Thornton's orders and replace them with awlsome stuff from here: http://www.hotelchocolat.co.uk/.

You/Josh/Joker/Ach/MS/Letters will personally thank me.


And White > Milk > Dark tbf.

[Letters]

You/Josh/Joker/Ach/MS/Letters will personally thank me.

Not as much as MrsL will. Chocolate :bow:


And White > Milk > Dark tbf.

Correctumundo.

[Master Splinter]

Chocolate :bow:




Pretty much.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

home alone boxset and go karting tickets little un
paper shredder and aftershave for the old man
perfume, belgian chocolate and vintage wine for the women

anyone got any decent aftershave suggestions for the old old man? something wintery, unique and sexy.

i usually get him paco rabanne but thats a summery fragrance.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

5's even worse.

Did not even know there was a 5


:gp:

Fair points, after 1-2 they get dull, but some on the pranks in 3 are things kids may like.

[LDG]

home alone boxset and go karting tickets little un
paper shredder and aftershave for the old man
perfume, belgian chocolate and vintage wine for the women

anyone got any decent aftershave suggestions for the old old man? something wintery, unique and sexy.

i usually get him paco rabanne but thats a summery fragrance.

Dolce & Gabbana "The One - Sport" http://www.dolcegabbana.com/dg/perfumes/the-one-sport/man/

Hugo Boss "Bottled Night" http://fragrances.hugoboss.com/uk/boss-bottled-night-masculine-scents

:tiphat:

That Hugo Boss one is well nice. Been using it for a year or so. Quite rare to see (smell? :unsure: ) people wearing it.....very wintery though :good:

The D&B one is one I'm hoping for for Xmas, if the missus gets it right <_<

[Olivier's xmas twist]

home alone boxset and go karting tickets little un
paper shredder and aftershave for the old man
perfume, belgian chocolate and vintage wine for the women

anyone got any decent aftershave suggestions for the old old man? something wintery, unique and sexy.

i usually get him paco rabanne but thats a summery fragrance.

Joop :bow:

[Xhaka Can’t]

American chocolate beats the shit out of the vegetable extract shite in the UK

Sent from my HTC One S using Tapatalk 2

[Olivier's xmas twist]

And White > Milk > Dark tbf.

Just the way you like your women eh.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

American chocolate beats the shit out of the vegetable extract shite in the UK

Sent from my HTC One S using Tapatalk 2

Hersheys :bow: American candy is the best.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Dolce & Gabbana "The One - Sport" http://www.dolcegabbana.com/dg/perfumes/the-one-sport/man/

Hugo Boss "Bottled Night" http://fragrances.hugoboss.com/uk/boss-bottled-night-masculine-scents

:tiphat:

That Hugo Boss one is well nice. Been using it for a year or so. Quite rare to see (smell? :unsure: ) people wearing it.....very wintery though :good:

The D&B one is one I'm hoping for for Xmas, if the missus gets it right <_<

thank you sir. ive used hugo boss 'splash' before and it smells lovely. ill give bottled night a smell later.


Joop :bow:

bloody hate joop. that purple bottled crap makes me gag.

[Marc Overmars]

I use 'Only The Brave' from Diesel. It's #decent.

[Syn]

Lynx Africa imo.

[LDG]

Lynx Africa imo.

:haha:

Brut, for the modern man.

[Marc Overmars]

Lynx Africa. :haha:

Oh to be 16 again.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Hersheys :bow:

Hershey's literally tastes like vomit.

[LDG]

Hershey's literally tastes like vomit.

And let's face it, nobody wants to smell like that.

[Marc Overmars]

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups is the one.

[Arsenal Fan]

Christmas Fan pleaseeeeeee :)

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups is the one.

:gp:


Hershey's literally tastes like vomit.

Maybe its your breath before you eat it :coffee:

[Dennis Bendtner]

http://www.the-mainboard.com/styles/default/xenforo/eastereggs/gaddam.gif

what happened to christmas spirit tbf.

When you google 'Hersheys tastes', 'vomit' and 'sick' are the most searched. It's rank in all fairness.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

http://www.the-mainboard.com/styles/default/xenforo/eastereggs/gaddam.gif

what happened to christmas spirit tbf.

When you google 'Hersheys tastes', 'vomit' and 'sick' are the most searched. It's rank in all fairness.

fair play.

http://labrego91.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/hersheyscc_wr4.jpeg

This the one i like, tastes ok to me.

[Xhaka Can’t]

http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/7382/catpu.jpg

[Master Splinter]

American chocolate beats the shit out of the vegetable extract shite in the UK



Well yes.

Still tastes crap though.

[Master Splinter]

Just the way you like your women eh.

Never said I like my women.

[Gervinho's Forehead]

http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/7382/catpu.jpg

:gp:

[Syn]

Never said I like my women.

:haha:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Never said I like my women.

:lol:

[Gervinho's Forehead]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDT1sx1yePM

Here's a Christmas song for ya all :scarf:

Great song :bow:

[LDG]

Never said I like my women.

:lol:

[Xhaka Can’t]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=GsvAHW5Q_RY

Chevy Chase, eat your heart out.

[Özim]

Meh-ry Christmas?
We have a winner!

[GP]

http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/526843_10152290748555567_277548145_n.jpg

[Syn]

If not photoshopped, that is alpha as fuck.

[GP]

Alpha :lol:

Nice one beta.

[Marc Overmars]

2 weeks to go. :dance:

Although I must say I'm lacking a little bit of sharpness, not feeling overly festive yet. I will be on Friday though when work is essentially done for 2012.

[LDG]

I'm going through phases.

Deffo did not feel Christmassy this morning.

Did last night though. Put the tree up, watched Polar Express, had gingerbread and mince pies.

[Letters]

Was walking through Trafalgar Square last week just as the ceremony was going on to turn the lights on the Christmas tree from Norway on, Sally Army were playing. That was quite nice.
In general I don't like the build up to Christmas, don't start to enjoy it properly till Christmas Eve.
'Tis my church's carol service on Friday though and I'm going to a couple the weekend before Christmas so I should be in the mood ( ## ) by then.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

2 weeks to go. :dance:

Although I must say I'm lacking a little bit of sharpness, not feeling overly festive yet. I will be on Friday though when work is essentially done for 2012.

Does take a while when you get older, when you younger and you see presents under the tree from about the 1st of dec or have that advent calander its exciting.

Me i tend to feel it when the Xmas films start which is like a week before xmas.

[Özim]

It's Christmas, Elf was on last Sunday!

[Marc Overmars]

I wonder if we'll even get to Christmas, you know, what with the world coming to an end next week.

[The Wengerbabies]

I wonder if we'll even get to Christmas, you know, what with the world coming to an end next week.
Thats why I haven't done any Christmas shopping yet tbh.

[Özim]

I'm going through phases.

Deffo did not feel Christmassy this morning.

Did last night though. Put the tree up, watched Polar Express, had gingerbread and mince pies.
Have never liked mince pies (don't like currants), I remember the first day I ever came across them, my 1st Christmas in England and people were talking about Mince Pies with Mincemeat in them, I was thinking how disgusting these pies must be, pastry with beef mince in it...YUK!

No such thing as Mince Pies in France you see.

[LDG]

I wonder if we'll even get to Christmas, you know, what with the world coming to an end next week.

The world will still be here.

It's just all the humans will be wiped out. Lol.

I'm ok though. I've got a few bottles of water stored in the cupboard, along with some baked beans, and some masking tape to seal the windows up.

[LDG]

Have never liked mince pies (don't like currants), I remember the first day I ever came across them, my 1st Christmas in England and people were talking about Mince Pies with Mincemeat in them, I was thinking how disgusting these pies must be, pastry with beef mince in it...YUK!

No such thing as Mince Pies in France you see.

Pastry and beef mince would be better, tbf. You never had a minced beef and onion pie?

You puff.

Nomnom.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

The world will still be here.

It's just all the humans will be wiped out. Lol.

I'm ok though. I've got a few bottles of water stored in the cupboard, along with some baked beans, and some masking tape to seal the windows up.

The Happening :bow:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

It's Christmas, Elf was on last Sunday!

Oh shit, forgot that was on.

[Özim]

Pastry and beef mince would be better, tbf. You never had a minced beef and onion pie?

You puff.

Nomnom.
Don't really like pies, pastry and meat doesn't work IMO...still have nightmares about the meat pie they use to serve us at school.

Remember being on the train and being able to smell this foul stench, looked under my seat and there was some sort of meat pie, dog sh*t smelt nicer :sick:

[LDG]

:o

But..but....but....

Pastry and meat......

It's what we're all here for, right??

:o

[Özim]

Oh shit, forgot that was on.
I love that film, it always makes me laugh, has all the stereotypical cringeworthy American stuff of course but that's OK at Christmas.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Did last night though. Put the tree up, watched Polar Express, had gingerbread and mince pies.

Yeah put up the dec's over the weekend, never had gingerbread at xmas though. Don't ususally like mince pies, but had one the other week and it was great.

So i had 3 more :haha:

[LDG]

Yeah put up the dec's over the weekend, never had gingerbread at xmas though. Don't ususally like mince pies, but had one the other week and it was great.

So i had 3 more :haha:

You'll be with SWAYR on his fat camp in the new year then?

[Marc Overmars]

Only pie I've generally eaten is a chicken and mushroom from the chippy.

[Özim]

Yeah put up the dec's over the weekend, never had gingerbread at xmas though. Don't ususally like mince pies, but had one the other week and it was great.

So i had 3 more :haha:
Gazza told this story about how his friends came over to his mum's house one day and one of his friends was stuffing down all the mince pies and wanted more...so he decided to go outside pick up a dogsh*t stick it in the pastry of one of the mince pies and warm it up.

His friend reckoned it was the best Mince Pie he'd ever tasted :lol:

[Özim]

:o

But..but....but....

Pastry and meat......

It's what we're all here for, right??

:o
I'm here for the "tarts" tbh.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

You'll be with SWAYR on his fat camp in the new year then?

:lol: nah was just hungry that day.


Gazza told this story about how his friends came over to his mum's house one day and one of his friends was stuffing down all the mince pies and wanted more...so he decided to go outside pick up a dogsh*t stick it in the pastry of one of the mince pies and warm it up.

His friend reckoned it was the best Mince Pie he'd ever tasted :lol:

Gazza :haha:

Still a nutter

[Olivier's xmas twist]

I love that film, it always makes me laugh, has all the stereotypical cringeworthy American stuff of course but that's OK at Christmas.

Got it on DVD, not sure where it is though. Yes its cringey but i guess like you say why its funny. Better then that Tim Allen Xmas film rubbish, :haha:

[Özim]

Got it on DVD, not sure where it is though. Yes its cringey but i guess like you say why its funny. Better then that Tim Allen Xmas film rubbish, :haha:
Yeah that is awful :lol:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

I guess Xmas means, Only fools and horses weekend on gold :bow:
Lets hope DJ don't do another series of the Royal Bodyguard tbh.

[LDG]

I guess Xmas means, Only fools and horses weekend on gold :bow:
Lets hope DJ don't do another series of the Royal Bodyguard tbh.

We got OFAH planned for Christmas Day :bow:

The one they should have ended on...not the crap the did after it.

And yes. The Royal Bodygaurd was awlful.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

We got OFAH planned for Christmas Day :bow:

The one they should have ended on...not the crap the did after it.

And yes. The Royal Bodygaurd was awlful.

Yep once they got rich, they deffo should ahve stopped, unless you mean a diff eppy.

[LDG]

Yep once they got rich, they deffo should ahve stopped, unless you mean a diff eppy.

Correct. The one where they walk off into the sunset is where it should have ended.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Correct. The one where they walk off into the sunset is where it should have ended.

:gp:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwq4t1QgBG1qjr8uwo1_500.gif

[Marc Overmars]

I've never seen Only Fools and Horses.

There, I said it.

[GP]

lolwut?

You've never seen a single episode?

That isn't even possible.

[Marc Overmars]

Nope. Never watched a single episode.

[GP]

lol, you might as well be saying you've never breathed air.

Neither is possible.

[Marc Overmars]

I guess it was just before my time and something I never managed to watch as a kid. :(

[Olivier's xmas twist]

lol, you might as well be saying you've never breathed air.

Neither is possible.

Cushti :coffee:

[GP]

Need to get some beers in, give me some suggestions for so-ething other than the usual Stella/Bud/Carling.

Go!

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

fnsters :bow:

[Letters]

Correct. The one where tiey walk off into the sunset is where it should have ended.
Correct.

[Letters]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEi3pMD4lQ8

Beatles :bow:

Christmas :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

Need to get some beers in, give me some suggestions for something other than the usual Stella/Bud/Carling.

Go!

Corona or Peroni if you want value for money, as there are usually some good deals knocking about for boxes of 12 at this time of year.

Kingfisher and Cobra are quite good as well but they might work out expensive because I can't remember if any local supermarket does them in multipacks, normally they're sold as big individual bottles. Probably best to look online for deals if you want to try these.

[LDG]

Need to get some beers in, give me some suggestions for something other than the usual Stella/Bud/Carling.

Go!

For standard, I love my Becks Vier (good session drinky).

But if you want a face melter, which may make you halucinate a bit (and this has happened to me and a mate), I'd go for Lech. Polish lager :bow:

[GP]

Thanks chaps :good:

Fosters it is.

[GP]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meum2lhgLl1rurv44.gif

[GP]

Ordered a Thorntons hamper to share among people.

£100 worth for £35. Steal.

Just had this delivered, and they've sent the wrong thing :rolleyes:
They sent a 'Good Luck Hamper' instead.

I called them to complain and they are sending out the right hamper and letting me keep the wrong one. Not bad.

[Marc Overmars]

That's awesome.

Hamper for yourself. :bow:

[LDG]

That'll add poundage.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

1L famous grouse whiskey for £16.

tesco :bow:

[LDG]

Nearly finished my haul of presents.

I say haul. What I really mean, is two tesco's bags and a bunch of amazon boxes.

Two things left to get. Maybe I'll get them online later today.

Early doors this year. Plenty of pub time next weekend :bow: