Weekend Fixtures 1/2 Dec + Newcastle v Wigan

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Saturday 1st December 2012

West Ham United v Chelsea 12:45 http://www.skysports.com/Images/skysports/site/icons/tvlogos/sshd2.gif
Arsenal v Swansea City 15:00 Match Thread
Fulham v Tottenham Hotspur 15:00
Liverpool v Southampton 15:00
Manchester City v Everton 15:00
Queens Park Rangers v Aston Villa 15:00
West Bromwich Albion v Stoke City 15:00
Reading v Manchester United 17:30 http://assets.espn.go.com/i/scoreboard/networkLogo_espn.gif

Sunday 2nd December 2012

Norwich City v Sunderland 16:00 http://www.skysports.com/Images/skysports/site/icons/tvlogos/sshd1.gif

Monday 3rd December 2012

Newcastle United v Wigan Athletic 20:00 http://www.skysports.com/Images/skysports/site/icons/tvlogos/sshd1.gif

As it stands:

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[Marc Overmars]

Super Sunday. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

SiB. :bow:

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West Ham: Jaaskelainen, Demel, Collins, Reid, O'Brien, Tomkins, Noble, O'Neil, Nolan, Jarvis, Cole.
Subs: Spiegel, Taylor, Diame, Maiga, Spence, Fanimo, Moncur.

Chelsea: Cech, Azpilicueta, Ivanovic, Cahill, Cole, Mikel, Ramires, Moses, Hazard, Mata, Torres.
Subs: Turnbull, Ferreira, Bertrand, Romeu, Oscar, Marin, Piazon.

Referee: Martin Atkinson (W Yorkshire)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Severe ligament injury for Carroll, out for up to eight weeks according to Fat Sam.

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Cahill. :haha:

Terrible header.

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Nolan gets straight in to screaming at the ref for no reason.

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'Ammers 0-1 Chelsea, Mata! Torres assist.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Moses. :haha:

That is a really poor miss.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

florres :haha: :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Reid might've had a chance to equalise, had his back to goal though so it wasn't simple if he did.

Torres. :rolleyes:

Spurns a good counter-attack. Ramires leading the athlete ball charge.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Horrific pass from Torres to Hazard.

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Pub team touch from Ramires.

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Hazard goes for one on the turn, high and wide.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How could Rob Hawthorne not realise that goal would be disallowed?

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Blatant foul by Nolan on Cech. Too funny to be a booking apparently.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mata shoots, Jussi saves, Mata shoots, O'Brien flings his body at it.

Still 0-1.

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Cech booked for handball outside the area. :lol:

Clown.

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Great save from Cech to deny Nolan.

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'Ammers 0-1 Chelsea, HT.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

everytime i see mata play for chelsea i rue the fact we missed out on him last summer, if believed by certain media outlets, through hesitation on the deal.

[GP]

Chelsea paid £23m for him. No way we could have got him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Carlton Cole. :lol:

What's the point?

[GP]

Carlton Cole isn't very good.

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Cahill takes one in the face from Cole.

Diaby and Big Man revisited.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Well defended by Ivanovic.

'Ammers are creating a lot more in this half.

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Cashley nutmegs Nolan. :lol:

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'Ammers 1-1 Chelsea, Cole! How the fuck did that go in?

:haha:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Carlton Cole. :lol:

What's the point?

:rolleyes:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It deflected off Cahil to provide the assist.

Cole was dry humping Ivanovic, definitely should've been disallowed. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hazard shoots, Jussi saves, Torres had a gap gaping, finds Jussi.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Noble booked for being a scrote.

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Mata smacks the post from a freekick!

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Diame. :haha:

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Mikel booked.

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What the hell was Jussi doing there? Gave it to Hazard, luckily he screwed up the wondergoal.

Hazard hauled off, Oscar on.

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Reid header, I thought Cech was going to let that one sneak in but he got it in the end.

15 minutes of norman time left.

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Moses off, Marin on. :faint:

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Cech denies Jarvis.

Chelsea's defence all over the place.

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Reid's header cleared off the line. Cashley was the one to clear it, again!

[GP]

Torres :lol:

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'Ammers 2-1 Chelsea, Diame! What a shot!

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

diame is a good player.

completely stabilised that west ham midfield.

absolute beast.

[Marc Overmars]

Rafa. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Four added minutes.

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'Ammers 3-1 Chelsea, Maiga!!

All stemmed from Cashley's fuck-up. :haha:

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Da Fuqq!

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Rafa :rose:

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Torres. :haha:

Heskey has a rival.

[GP]

Oh my god :haha:

Cole :haha:

[Özil's Panoramic View]

We need a Diame type player to add that grit and drive to our midfield. He's not exactly of the Paddy ilk but still easily pisses on everything we currently have.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

'Ammers 3-1 Chelsea, FT. :haha:

Chelsea. :haha:

Seven games without a win in the league, unstoppable indeed. :bow:

[GP]

Money well spent.

Agent Rafa :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://images.teamtalk.com/09/01/800x600/Rafael-Benitez_1754278.jpg

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Could there have been a better start to the weekend? :haha:

Petro Billions :haha:

Rafa :haha:

Cashley :haha:

Chavscums :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Rafa :haha: :haha:.

Rafa :bow: :bow:.

Agent Roman :bow:.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

florres :haha:

condom :haha:

bafta :haha:

azpcantbearsedtospellyourname :haha:

fire hazard :haha:

whats the mata :haha:

raFACT :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fulham: Schwarzer, Riether, Senderos, Hughes, Riise, Frei, Diarra, Sidwell, Dejagah, Berbatov, Petric.
Subs: Etheridge, Kelly, Baird, Karagounis, Richardson, Duff, Rodallega.

Tottenham: Lloris, Naughton, Dawson, Caulker, Vertonghen, Lennon, Dembele, Sandro, Bale, Defoe, Dempsey.
Subs: Friedel, Gallas, Sigurdsson, Falque, Walker, Livermore, Carroll.

Referee: Chris Foy (Merseyside)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool: Reina, Johnson, Skrtel, Agger, Jose Enrique, Lucas, Allen, Shelvey, Gerrard, Sterling, Suarez.
Subs: Jones, Sahin, Henderson, Downing, Carragher, Suso, Wisdom.

Southampton: Gazzaniga, Clyne, Yoshida, Fonte, Shaw, Puncheon, Cork, Schneiderlin, Lallana, Ramirez, Lambert.
Subs: Kelvin Davis, Hooiveld, Steven Davis, Rodriguez, Ward-Prowse, Mayuka, Reeves.

Referee: Michael Oliver (Northumberland)

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Man City: Hart, Maicon, Kompany, Lescott, Kolarov, Toure, Barry, Silva, Tevez, Nasri, Dzeko.
Subs: Pantilimon, Zabaleta, Javi Garcia, Sinclair, Aguero, Toure, Balotelli.

Everton: Howard, Hibbert, Jagielka, Distin, Baines, Gibson, Osman, Naismith, Fellaini, Pienaar, Jelavic.
Subs: Mucha, Heitinga, Oviedo, Hitzlsperger, Gueye, Barkley, Vellios.

Referee: Lee Probert (Wiltshire)

[Master Splinter]

What would the score have been if Carroll had been allowed to feast on the Chelsea defence?!

He would have terrorised them, it's safe to say.

[GP]

What would the score have been if Carroll had been allowed to feast on the Chelsea defence?!

0-3

[McNamara That Ghost...]

QPR: Green, Bosingwa, Nelsen, Hill, Traore, Mbia, Diakite, Granero, Wright-Phillips, Taarabt, Mackie.
Subs: Murphy, Derry, Ferdinand, Park, Cisse, Da Silva, Hoilett.

Aston Villa: Guzan, Lowton, Clark, Baker, Lichaj, Holman, Herd, Westwood, Bannan, Benteke, Agbonlahor.
Subs: Given, Ireland, El Ahmadi, Bent, Delph, Weimann, Williams.

Referee: Howard Webb (S Yorkshire)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

QPR 0-1 Villa, Holman!

'Arry. :haha:

Another Green fuck-up. Of course Julio Cesar would be dropped for the GHELkeeper.

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Sounds like Dawson has broken down again.

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QPR 1-1 Villa, Mackie.

[Master Splinter]

Maccy :bow:.

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Disallowed goal for Benteke.

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Bale dives again.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Fellaini! :bow:

Hart :haha:

MC 0-1 EVE

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Hart. :lol:

Citeh. :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Fellaini :bow:.

Another Hart fuck-up?

Very rare for him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Serious injury for Mbia.

[Injury Time]

Fellaini :bow:.

Another Hart fuck-up?

Very rare for him.
Yeah he's not that sort of keeper...

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Pel for Citeh

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Citeh 1-1 Everton, Tevez.

Liverpool 1-0 Southampton, Agger.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Tevez from the spot

MC 1-1 EVÈ

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MC 1-1 EVE HT

Double Agent Fellaini :bow:

Goal for Everton :bow:

Pel assist for Citeh :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fulham 0-1 Spuds, Sandro.

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Bale's hamstring has gone. :lol:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Where?

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Resounding boos of disapproval from the Shitty fans as Mancini subs off Tevez for Aguero.

Guess they wanted Dzeko off instead :shrug:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

WBA 0-1 Stoke, Whitehead.

Fulham 0-2 Spuds, Defoe.

[Master Splinter]

West Brom :doh:.

Stoke level on points with Arsenal. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fulham 0-3 Spuds, Defoe again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Suarez tried punching it in to the net. :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Bale dives again.

It's disgusting the way Suarez has corrupted his mind.

And with that, he will miss the West Ham game. Fuck.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I think this thread will succumb to a large dose of death thanks to our result now.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Only 2 points ahead of us as well.

Things must be bad.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Reading: Federici, Cummings, Mariappa, Morrison, Shorey, Robson-Kanu, Leigertwood, Tabb, McAnuff, Le Fondre, Roberts.
Subs: Taylor, Pearce, Pogrebnyak, Hunt, McCleary, Guthrie, Harte.

Man Utd: Lindegaard, Da Silva, Ferdinand, Evans, Evra, Fletcher, Anderson, Carrick, Young, Rooney, van Persie.
Subs: De Gea, Jones, Giggs, Smalling, Hernandez, Welbeck, Cleverley.

Referee: Mark Halsey (Lancashire)

[PGFC]

RvC hat-trick today? how old purple nose must be laughing...

[Gervinho's Forehead]

Reading 0-489494843 united.

[Gervinho's Forehead]

RvC hat-trick today? how old purple nose must be laughing...

I bet he can't wait until next year when he gets to fuck Wenger again.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Reading 1-489494843 united.

fyp

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Reading 1-0 Man Utd, Robson-Kanu. :lol:

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Robson-Kanu :bow:

RDG 1-0 MU

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

And it's already 1-2 :rolleyes:

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RDG 1-2 Mancs

Anderson with a cracker from close range

Shrek with a pel

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Anderson and Wazza pelanty.

:sick:

[PGFC]

2-2 :rolleyes:

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Le Fondre. :bow:

Another 5-7 coming up.

[PGFC]

3-2 already :lol:

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3-2 Reading! :haha:

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Mancs defence :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Just in time for Vidic to save the day... or break. Either way...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Reading 3-3 Man Utd, Rooney. :rolleyes:

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Rafael hauled off, Smalling on.

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3-3

Comedy show this :haha:

[Master Splinter]

I chose Bayern v Dortmund over this pub spectacular.

Me :lol:.

Best League In The World :bow:.

Germans :rose:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

3-4 RVP. :sick:

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3-4

Tennis :shrug:

[Master Splinter]

Rafael and Valencia should probably swap positions permanently for United.

Rafael makes Glen Johnson look like Gary Neville.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How wasn't that a goal for RVP? :lol:

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Should have been 3-5

Ball clearly crossed the line

Goal line technology :bow:

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Lindegaard. :haha:

Brilliant goalkeeping again.

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What a miss from RVP. :haha:

Federici. :haha:

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3-4 FT.

:sick:

[Marc Overmars]

Reading. :lol:

They should beat us though.

[Kano]

at least we had 30 minutes of laughing at chelsea.

[Injury Time]

at least we had 30 minutes of laughing at chelsea.
Yeah look at them :pal: in our shad..oh :angry:

[Dennis Bendtner]

MOTD was basically Swansealona tearing us to shreds. Looked impressive. Atmosphere in the ground sounded very grim.

[Injury Time]

MOTD was basically Swansealona tearing us to shreds. Looked impressive. Atmosphere in the ground sounded very grim.
The team might as well come out to Life of Brian "life's a piece of shit..."

[Gervinho's Forehead]

MOTD was basically Swansealona tearing us to shreds. Looked impressive. Atmosphere in the ground sounded very grim.

Was our game the "game of the day"? I would've put money on it after the result today.

[GP]

MOTD was basically Swansealona tearing us to shreds. Looked impressive. Atmosphere in the ground sounded very grim.

Hmm, it wasn't that one sided.

We didn't play well, and didn't deserve to win, but the teams weren't miles apart.

[Injury Time]

Hmm, it wasn't that one sided.

We didn't play well, and didn't deserve to win, but the teams weren't miles apart.
2%? Or an RvP?

[Gervinho's Forehead]

Hmm, it wasn't that one sided.

We didn't play well, and didn't deserve to win, but the teams weren't miles apart.

Stop wumming. People won't accept it from Cripps so we shouldn't have it from you either.

[Marc Overmars]

It looked like they killed us because of the pace they played at, whereas we did our usual thing of pretending we can play like Barca.

[Gervinho's Forehead]

It looked like they killed us because of the pace they played at, whereas we did our usual thing of pretending we can play like Barca.

There are those that still believe we will always have our chance in the 2nd half because the oppostion will tire. But that's not the case when we play at 2mph. Which is why most teams are happy to let us have the ball.

[Marc Overmars]

There are those that still believe we will always have our chance in the 2nd half because the oppostion will tire. But that's not the case when we play at 2mph. Which is why most teams are happy to let us have the ball.

Our style of play is one of the biggest problems, there's absolutely nothing effective about it.

[Gervinho's Forehead]

Our style of play is one of the biggest problems, there's absolutely nothing effective about it.

You won't find a team that is scared of playing us! Even if we get a lower league draw in the FA cup. Most will know how to play against us and are very disciplined in doing so, hence why we make so many shit teams look so good!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Norwich: Bunn, Whittaker, Bassong, Ryan Bennett, Garrido, Snodgrass, Tettey, Johnson, Pilkington, Hoolahan, Holt.
Subs: Rudd, Martin, Howson, Jackson, Morison, Elliott Bennett, Barnett.

Sunderland: Mignolet, Bardsley, Kilgallon, Cuellar, Rose, Johnson, Gardner, Larsson, McClean, Sessegnon, Fletcher.
Subs: Westwood, Campbell, Wickham, McFadden, Colback, Vaughan, Bramble.

Referee: Phil Dowd (Staffordshire)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Norwich 1-0 Sunderland, Bassong!

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2-0 Pilkington!

MON. :haha:

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Norwich 2-1 Sunderland, Gardner.

Me. :bow:

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2-1 FT. :lol:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

MON :haha:

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Newcastle: Krul, Simpson, Williamson, Coloccini, Santon, Marveaux, Tiote, Anita, Gutierrez, Ba, Cisse.
Subs: Harper, Bigirimana, Shola Ameobi, Sammy Ameobi, Ranger, Ferguson, Tavernier.

Wigan: Al Habsi, Stam, Boyce, Caldwell, Figueroa, Gomez, Jones, McCarthy, Beausejour, Di Santo, Kone.
Subs: Pollitt, McManaman, McArthur, Boselli, Fyvie, Lopez, Golobart.

Referee: Mike Jones (Cheshire)

[Cripps_orig]

I didn't even know there was MNF today. Football is pretty much a dead sport to me these days. Snooker :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tiote goes for glory very early on, drifting wide.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Argh the numbers are back!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Awful tackle from Cisse.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty to the Barcodes. Figueroa sent off too.

:rose:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcodes 1-0 Wigan, Ba.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcodes 2-0 Wigan, Ba with a tap-in from Al-Habsi doing a Hart.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jordi Gomez off, McArthur on.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

From a GIF from a terrible angle, it barely looked a foul nevermind a red :blink:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Aye, didn't seem as though Cisse was going towards goal nor had control of the ball.

Premier League. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Caldwell booked. What a thug. He is suspended for the game against QPR.

Beausejour was booked earlier too.

[Marc Overmars]

Argh the numbers are back!

The numbers are apparently our invidual sky card digits, but scrambled up.

They're doing this to identify anyone illegally streaming their service.

Google. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Caldwell should be off.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The numbers are apparently our invidual sky card digits, but scrambled up.

They're doing this to identify anyone illegally streaming their service.

Google. :bow:

It doesn't stop anybody sticking a card over the top of the screen though really.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Caldwell is having a mare.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Alan Parry thinks our 4-4 with Newcastle was last season.

:rolleyes:

[Xhaka Can’t]

The Wongadome sounds like a morgue.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Santon off injured, Ferguson on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcodes 3-0 Wigan, Bigirimana. Great strike.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sammy Ameobi only just came on for Gutierrez, booked already. :lol:

[GP]

Barcodes 3-0 Wigan, Bigirimana. Great strike.

He's from Burundi, apparently. The first player from there to score in the Premier League

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Alan Carr's Dad. :bow:

Alan Carr's Dad for co-creating Alan Carr. :doh:

Also, Ba went off injured. 10 vs 10 now.

[Injury Time]

He's from Burundi, apparently. The first player from there to score in the Premier League*

*not racist
The Premier League isn't racist? Thanks for the clarification I'm sure the GW lawyers approve of this statement.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cisse hasn't been very good.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Can anyone explain to me why I don't really rate Ba?

I can't put my finger on why or offer any logical reason for it, and with every goal he scores it sounds more ridiculous, but I just don't think he's that good.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

You're racist. Or it's just that he doesn't actually score that many goals.

Also, 3-0 FT.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

You're racist. Or it's just that he doesn't actually score that many goals.

Also, 3-0 FT.

I've hidden it well. :ninja:

Really though I was trying to argue why we shouldn't buy Ba and then couldn't really figure out why I don't think he's very good, especially when compared to the number of goals the rest of the team scores.

Ooh, consistency over a full season....

[Olivier's xmas twist]

I've hidden it well. :ninja:

Really though I was trying to argue why we shouldn't buy Ba and then couldn't really figure out why I don't think he's very good, especially when compared to the number of goals the rest of the team scores.

Ooh, consistency over a full season....

Don't think he is Liverpool special if you know what i mean. He is good for Newcastle/Spuds and maybe us, but you boys are used to that special player for that special night.

[Kano]

his finishing is the best part of his game and he does hold the ball up quite well too. he has nothing 'outstanding' about him in terms of movement, speed or overall ability which is why he may not catch your belief in him.

like giroud he's a 3/4 choice at a club challenging for honours and when you compare him to your suarez's or aguero's then of course they are top bracket players that energise any team they play. ba understands the english game very well and fits the newcastle approach to a tee but the natural comparisons with others will never be favourable for him.