Weekend Games 29th/30th December

[Master Splinter]

Ba was a bit of a beast today.

Would be an awlsome bargain.

It would kill Theo though I suppose.

[Injury Time]

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Ba was a bit of a beast today.

Would be an awlsome bargain.

It would kill Theo though I suppose.
Wut?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

MotD is on in a minute.

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Hansen and Keown are in the studio.

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BBC don't even show anything for 16 minutes. :lol:

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Great finish Theo.

Poor old Santi, waste of effort. :lol:

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Wheelchair really did not need to emulate Nasri.

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That was really, really easy.

Two assists for Obertan, one at Old Trafford and the Emirates. :wacko:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That is such an awesome cross by Marveaux.

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Poldi's airshot. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Has Big Sexy become a dad?

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Theo. :bow:

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7 seven-3. :bow:

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Norwich vs Citeh now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Superb football for Citeh's first.

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Kompany launched in to that challenge. :blink:

[Cripps_orig]

Dzeko is a bit awesome

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nasri you idiot.

:lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yaya with a brilliant pass again.

[Syn]

Nasri you idiot.

:lol:

I read that he was unfortunate...no he wasn't!

[Cripps_orig]

Thats a Bunn OG

Dzeko :pal:

Also Nasri was unlucky. Hope they appeal

[Cripps_orig]

Hart :haha:

That was a brilliant header in to his own goal

[Syn]

Has Big Sexy become a dad?

I hope so. The world's gene pool needs some more sexy.

Or something less creepy.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hart. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I read that he was unfortunate...no he wasn't!

He's unfortunate that he is an idiot, I guess.

Mancini. :lol:

He's a little bit Italian when he is angry.

[Cripps_orig]

Agree with Hansen on the Nasri incident

[Cripps_orig]

Villa on now

That starting line up is awful

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great header from Ramis. Spanish players just can't stop contributing.

Cuellar. :bow:

[Cripps_orig]

Terrible defending

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How about this for total football? :lol:

:rolleyes:

Good goal though.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bloody hell Villa.

[Cripps_orig]

Villas defending is atrocious

FFS i wanted to hear the boos at full time from the 5 people left

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

im a few minutes behind

i thought our marking was bad on corners. jesus.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

thats a penalty :doh:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

kony :bow:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

:lol: villa fans

what were they expecting? shite squad. no experience. terrible players.

silly fans.

[Gervinho's Forehead]

I hope Rors is getting the support he needs at this difficult time.









Ah fuck it villa got a point off us.

[Cripps_orig]

Jones :lol:

What a miss

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

did we seriously draw against that sack of shit?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jesus christ Jerome.

:blink:

[Cripps_orig]

And people say Stoke are boring

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

why is jones suddenly scoring? i thought he went awol for a year.

[Syn]

Jerome used to do that all the time for Cardiff. I believe Ledley taught him those moves.

[Cripps_orig]

Sunderland v Bales Dive next :popcorn:

Will it be mentioned?

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

jerome :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bale's prayer after missing. :lol:

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Ade. :haha:

[Cripps_orig]

Wtf was Walker doing?

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Defoe. :bow:

Brilliant dive.

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Bullet header from Cuellar.

[Cripps_orig]

Didnt realise Defoe dived as well

Was he booked?

Carlos Cuellar :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great save from Mignolet.

Defoe. :lol:

He's clinical though, honest.

[Cripps_orig]

MON :haha:

[Gervinho's Forehead]

did we seriously draw against that sack of shit?

Ja bro! Dats how we roll playa! Bitchin!

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

bale fucking class as usual

wish we had him on the wing

dives too so fits in perfectly.

went for another welshman instead. wenger :haha:

[Syn]

Hansen says Bale is "out of the quickies, by far the best in the league". I guess he includes Walcott in that having 'analysed' him earlier.

[Marc Overmars]

I hope a bigger club comes in for Bale, he's too good for Sperz.

[Cripps_orig]

I hope a bigger club comes in for Bale, he's too good for Sperz.

If Spuds fail to get CL this season, hes gone

To us hopefully ala Sol

:pray:

[Gervinho's Forehead]

Fuck the bale love in here is pretty sickening. :sick:

[Syn]

I hope a bigger club comes in for Bale, he's too good for Sperz.

He's quality when he's allowed to make it the Bale show. When Rooney and Van Persie are demanding the ball, he won't be doing shit. Spurs is a good club for him. But, yes, I hope he moves because the spuds are nothing without him.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

footballing reasons :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stockdale. :doh:

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Collins. :haha:

He is so bad.

[Cripps_orig]

Collins :haha:

Not only for the backpass and being Welsh but for letting Pog outpace you

Good finish though and most importantly, FFL points :bow:

[Cripps_orig]

Did Cole mean that?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Vaz Te. :haha:

Twat.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

west ham are wide open without diame

must get.

[Cripps_orig]

Vaz Te :haha:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

vaz te :lol:

that was globalistically nearly as bad as kanu's miss from 0.2 yards out for pompey a few years back.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton: Howard, Jagielka, Heitinga, Distin, Baines, Naismith, Osman, Hitzlsperger, Pienaar, Anichebe, Jelavic.
Subs: Mucha, Oviedo, Gueye, Barkley, Vellios, Duffy, Browning.

Chelsea: Cech, Azpilicueta, Ivanovic, Cahill, Cole, Ramires, Luiz, Lampard, Mata, Torres, Hazard.
Subs: Turnbull, Oscar, Moses, Ferreira, Marin, Piazon, Ake.

Referee: Howard Webb (S Yorkshire)

Ake. :lol:

Who?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Brendan Rodgers is ill, as are a couple of the Liverpool players.

Norovirus. :bow:

[Özil's Panoramic View]

I'll take a draw in this fixture, tbh.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton 1-0 Chelsea, Pienaar!

:haha:

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Freekick to Everton, dangerous area.

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Jelavic hits the post!

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Chelsea. :lol:

Although it's to be expected with the Old Boys quota increased for this game.

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The mysterious Sky numbers aren't where they usually are. :unsure:

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Ramires. :haha:

Dear god.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Very good save from Cech to deny Osman, struck it with power like Pienaar did.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Azpilicueta puts it right across goal, nobody getting on the end of it.

Cashley. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That is woeful from David Luiz. Back to defence you go.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jelavic shoots, Cech gets a slight touch on it to put it wide.

David Luiz charged in and left the rest of his midfield completely exposed.

Rafa the tactician. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton 1-1 Chelsea, Honest Frank header.

[Cripps_orig]

1-1 HT

Draw best result for us or an Everton win?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Not sure really. So long as Chelsea don't win.

[Cripps_orig]

Cech hauled off at half time for Turnbull

[Gervinho's Forehead]

come on everton!!

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Brendan Rodgers is ill, as are a couple of the Liverpool players.

Norovirus. :bow:

Thankfully only Brad Jones and someone from the staff.

Lord knows what they've been upto...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Woeful touch from Torres.

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Torres was offside but struck it at Howard anyway. :lol:

Everton can't get out in this half.

[Cripps_orig]

No Rodgers at the game?

Liverpool have gone favourites

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pienaar booked.

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Torres belts one, Howard Hollywoods it away.

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Osman shoots, Turnbull saves. Nobody following in. Smudger dissapointed he didn't get to say 'Johnny on the spot'. Again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jelavic whacks the bar with a header!

[Cripps_orig]

Jelavic hits the bar

[McNamara That Ghost...]

David Luiz booked. :lol:

[Cripps_orig]

1-2

Lampard

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton 1-2 Chelsea, Lampard scuffs one in.

[Cripps_orig]

1-2

Lampard

[McNamara That Ghost...]

And Smudger says Johnny on the spot! :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hazard off, Moses on.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Reina, Johnson, Skrtel, Agger, Enrique, Gerrard, Allen, Henderson, Sterling, Downing, Suarez.
Subs: Gulacsi, Assaidi, Coates, Lucas, Carragher, Suso, Shelvey.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Naismith hauled off, Vellios on.

[Cripps_orig]

Skrtel :lol:

Allen :lol:

Henderson :lol:

Sterling :lol:

Downing :lol:

QPR have Harry

Liverpool favourites

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The Hammer off, Barkley on.

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Pienaar off, Oviedo on.

[Cripps_orig]

Green dropped :lol:

[Cripps_orig]

Mata off for Oscar

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Mata off, Oscar on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cashley booked. :lol:

[Cripps_orig]

Cole booked

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Torres. :haha:

So inevitable he would mess it up.

Four added minutes.

[Gervinho's Forehead]

A poor weekend of results continue :(

Come on qpr!!!!!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jelavic you idiot!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton 1-2 Chelsea, FT.

We remain fifth.

[Cripps_orig]

Everton 1-2 Chelsea FT

Fuck

[Cripps_orig]

Luiz is looking quality in midfield

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Suarez shoots, Julio Cesar saves.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Genius.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

QPR 0-1 Liverpool, Suarez!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Also:

'Arry. :haha:

[Marc Overmars]

Chavs won? FFS, Everton is normally a cast iron place for them to drop points.

Bulldozer is back in full motion.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-2 Suarez again!

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Gettin there.

Poor defending.

QPR are so open. Hopefully we don't screw it up like last season's game here.

[Gervinho's Forehead]

So the poor results are complete :ilt:

[Marc Overmars]

Suarez. :bow:

Must get.

[GP]

Suarez. :bow:

Must get.

We also have Cathorla who can cheat there.

[Marc Overmars]

Cheatzola is too nice.

Suarez is a proper cunny.

[Syn]

We also have Cathorla who can cheat there.

Yeah but in fairness to Suarez, he is a filthy racist.

In other news, the Liverpool players keep ripping into young Raheem. Seen it a few times now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bit of a fumble from Julio Cesar. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

QPR 0-3 Liverpool, Agger!

'Arry. :haha:

Master motivator.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Woo.

[GP]

Bit of a fumble from Julio Cesar. :lol:

Vince Vaughn :haha:

[Marc Overmars]

If QPR go down I'm not sure if they'll even have a squad left for next season.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

At the risk of jynxing it, QPR are utterly terrible.

Pascoe in.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

If QPR go down I'm not sure if they'll even have a squad left for next season.

We all knew when they decided to go mental and buy 12 players it was only going to spell disaster.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Henderson fires one in, wide.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What is Tyler drivelling on about?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Poor from Sterling.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

QPR just about clear off the line from Stevie Me's shot.

QPR. :haha:

Amazing defending.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Poor from Sterling.
Does he remind you a bit of McClean?

Direct, lively, naive, a lot of bluster and hype and the end product actually quite poor.

Then again at just-turned-18 it isn't really much of a criticism.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I think he isn't quite so much of a pub teamer as McClean, he looks like he can keep the ball under control when he runs, though maybe too much.

Like you say though, 18 is very young but then if these things aren't pointed out to him, he won't ever improve.

[GP]

Does he remind you a bit of McClean?

Direct, lively, naive, a lot of bluster and hype and the end product actually quite poor.

Then again at just-turned-18 it isn't really much of a criticism.

He's quite raw but the potential is there.

Of course there's no guarantee he'll live up to it. Could go either way.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

With QPR on 10 points, how on earth did Derby only make 11 in a season?

Derby. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

QPR 0-3 Liverpool, HT.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

'Arry :haha:

Awful manager

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I think he isn't quite so much of a pub teamer as McClean, he looks like he can keep the ball under control when he runs, though maybe too much.

Like you say though, 18 is very young but then if these things aren't pointed out to him, he won't ever improve.
Well he does actually have ability, rather than just being a runner like McClean. Given QPR's right back seemed to disappear and he was given the freedom of the pitch, he's actually had quite a poor game.

Hopefully now he's signed the contract we won't play him in literally every match. Maybe even Assaidi will get a game.... whoever he is.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

He'll have multiple opportunities to get it right in this game though. And yeah Sterling hadn't played, well started in the last couple of games.

(x) has been absolutely different class. :lol:

Sky punditry memes #23

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cisse off, Derry on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Julio Cesar denies Suarez his hat-trick, great touch.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

3-0 FT.

QPR are terrible.

If :arry: can save them, he does actually deserve plaudits.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I don't mind Lampard, but Shearer's analysis of him there was just desperate.

"look at him here, 91st minute... alright he gives the ball away... but look at his reaction... look at him sprint... alright he doesn't actually get the ball but..."

[GP]

I don't mind Lampard, but Shearer's analysis of him there was just desperate.

"look at him here, 91st minute... alright he gives the ball away... but look at his reaction... look at him sprint... alright he doesn't actually get the ball but..."

:lol:

[Cripps_orig]

Surely the end for Rodgers?

[Syn]

I don't mind Lampard, but Shearer's analysis of him there was just desperate.

"look at him here, 91st minute... alright he gives the ball away... but look at his reaction... look at him sprint... alright he doesn't actually get the ball but..."

:haha:

Can fully hear him saying that in his accent.