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Xhaka Can’t
21-04-2013, 03:10 PM
Yeah I'm sure most people at City don't think the season would qualify as a success at all, but getting a trophy at the end of it (no matter that the FA Cup probably doesn't rank as high on their list of priorities) means that it's now 3 seasons in a row where they've won a trophy, and they've maintained that winning habit which will probably stand them in good stead for next season.
You do realise there is the small matter of the final to be played?
Shaqiri Is Boss
21-04-2013, 03:11 PM
Someone needs to kick Zorro in the face.
Shaqiri Is Boss
21-04-2013, 03:13 PM
"Rafa's right, your fans are shite"
:haha:
Marc Overmars
21-04-2013, 03:14 PM
"Rafa's right, your fans are shite." :lol:
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 03:17 PM
I thought Henderson herp derp'd there, Ivanovic did actually take it off him.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 03:17 PM
Downing does a Downing.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 03:19 PM
Ramires whacks it, Reina punches it out very well.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 03:21 PM
Bloody hell Henderson.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 03:23 PM
Suarez. :haha:
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 03:26 PM
Liverpool 0-1 Chelsea, Oscar. :doh:
Marc Overmars
21-04-2013, 03:26 PM
Oh dear god.
Shaqiri Is Boss
21-04-2013, 03:27 PM
What the hell sort of post tactic have we dreamed up now?
Have Lucas go across Reina to go from near to far? Just stay where you are!
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 03:28 PM
Henderson booked.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 03:29 PM
Fucking hell Reina!
:haha:
Shaqiri Is Boss
21-04-2013, 03:29 PM
I just shit myself.
Marc Overmars
21-04-2013, 03:29 PM
Reina. :rolleyes:
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 03:29 PM
Nasty delivewy?
Smudger. :lol:
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 03:33 PM
David Luiz falls over, Stevie Me plays a terrible pass and Suarez was offside anyway.
Classy.
The Emirates Gallactico
21-04-2013, 03:35 PM
Can I be the first to say Oh Cock!
The two points dropped against Everton may end up costing us.
Also fuck you Mancini. 1 billion spent on transfers and wages and you still can't beat that sack of shit down the road.
Master Splinter
21-04-2013, 03:36 PM
The goal was definitely Lucas' fault. Why did he leave his post?
Time for Coady.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 03:37 PM
That's pretty nasty from Torres.
Booked.
Shaqiri Is Boss
21-04-2013, 03:39 PM
Pretty much any time we've conceded 1 this season, we've conceded another, so I fully expect Chelsea to get a second today.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 03:41 PM
Cech saves from Suarez. Gah.
Marc Overmars
21-04-2013, 03:42 PM
Henderson is shit.
Master Splinter
21-04-2013, 03:43 PM
Henderson is shit.
Stevie Me is worse.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 03:43 PM
Is that a new Sky feature? Pointless name follow on replays.
Marc Overmars
21-04-2013, 03:44 PM
Since when did Sky use the player name and draw their run in replays?
Dennis Bendtner
21-04-2013, 03:45 PM
Former Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish: "Liverpool will win."
Now I'm settled.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 03:45 PM
If only Anfield had a famous atmosphere.
Master Splinter
21-04-2013, 03:45 PM
Beglin keeps calling Suarez "Swore Rez".
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 03:45 PM
Suarez has too many effort on goal that are completely scuffed.
The Emirates Gallactico
21-04-2013, 03:46 PM
Take off Downing and bring on Sturridge.
Also bring on Jonjo Shelvey. Those Indians are pretty good footballers.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 03:46 PM
Beglin keeps calling Suarez "Swore Rez".
Listen out for Beglin Bingo "I don't think it was malicious" or "I don't think there was any intent".
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 03:46 PM
Liverpool 0-1 Chelsea, HT.
Marc Overmars
21-04-2013, 03:47 PM
What a shit first half.
Cripps_orig
21-04-2013, 03:48 PM
What a shit day
Hope we get some pride back next weekend. It's the only thing we have left to play for this season
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 03:52 PM
Organised chaos.
Oo Jamie you oxymoron.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 03:57 PM
Liverpool are playing like they want 7th place?
Bit harsh from that Paddy Power advert. :lol:
Nicholas Maccy. :bow:
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:01 PM
Coutinho off, Sturridge on.
The Emirates Gallactico
21-04-2013, 04:02 PM
Sturridge is coming on. Looks like Brendon is reading my posts on here.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:02 PM
Great save from Cech to deny Stevie Me.
Shaqiri Is Boss
21-04-2013, 04:02 PM
What a save.
The Emirates Gallactico
21-04-2013, 04:02 PM
What a chance!
Should be 1 - 1
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:03 PM
Sturridge whacks the post! What an effort.
Johnson across goal, Cech kinda does something with it.
Shaqiri Is Boss
21-04-2013, 04:03 PM
And now the post!
Dennis Bendtner
21-04-2013, 04:03 PM
Sturridge is coming on. Looks like Brendon is reading my posts on here.
Big call. It was either him or Voldemort.
The Emirates Gallactico
21-04-2013, 04:03 PM
Post!!!!
Come on you Scousers!!!
The Emirates Gallactico
21-04-2013, 04:04 PM
Brendon Rodgers Half Time Team Talk :bow: :bow: :bow:
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:05 PM
Carragher just about gets in front of Hazard.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:06 PM
Jose Enrique nearly scored an amazing own goal.
Dennis Bendtner
21-04-2013, 04:07 PM
Don't recall seeing Sterling for a while. Is he injured? And Suso?
Marc Overmars
21-04-2013, 04:08 PM
Come on Liverpool.
YNWA
Fields of Anfield Road
etc
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:08 PM
Liverpool 1-1 Chelsea, Sturridge!
Brilliant play.
Shaqiri Is Boss
21-04-2013, 04:08 PM
GOOOOOOOL!!!!
Celebrate you ****.
Marc Overmars
21-04-2013, 04:08 PM
STURRIDGE!!!
The Emirates Gallactico
21-04-2013, 04:09 PM
Yes! It's back in our hands now.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:09 PM
Azpilicueta booked.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:09 PM
GOOOOOOOL!!!!
Celebrate you ****.
Sorry.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Master Splinter
21-04-2013, 04:09 PM
Sturridge is giving them a torrid time.
The Emirates Gallactico
21-04-2013, 04:10 PM
Come on Liverpool.
YNWA
Fields of Anfield Road
etc
MO's magic touch :bow: :bow: :bow:
Dennis Bendtner
21-04-2013, 04:10 PM
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44564000/jpg/_44564412_rafa_gett.jpg
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:11 PM
Pelanty to Chelsea. :doh:
Suarez. :doh:
cheesy bites
21-04-2013, 04:11 PM
oh for fuck sake
Marc Overmars
21-04-2013, 04:11 PM
Fucking hell.
Shaqiri Is Boss
21-04-2013, 04:11 PM
You spas.
The Emirates Gallactico
21-04-2013, 04:11 PM
FUCK PELANTY!
The Emirates Gallactico
21-04-2013, 04:12 PM
COME ON BEST GK IN THE WORLD!!!
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:12 PM
Suarez booked now.
Niall_Quinn
21-04-2013, 04:12 PM
Plainly a deliberate handball by Suarez. Inexplicable. Unless we're talking Asian betting syndicates.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:13 PM
Liverpool 1-2 Chelsea, Hazard.
Marc Overmars
21-04-2013, 04:14 PM
:doh:
FFS
Niall_Quinn
21-04-2013, 04:14 PM
Very, very dodgy moment that. Pool score and then Suarez gives them a goal back instantly. Very suspicious.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:14 PM
Stay on your feet!
Off topic, but Ramires looks like Damilola Taylor
Shaqiri Is Boss
21-04-2013, 04:18 PM
Pretty much any time we've conceded 1 this season, we've conceded another, so I fully expect Chelsea to get a second today.
I should have known we'd be the ones to shoot ourselves in the foot.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:19 PM
Reina. :haha:
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:20 PM
Carragher booked. He stuck one on Torres.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:22 PM
Pointless touch from Stevie Me spoilt that move.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:22 PM
Suarez bit Ivanovic?
What a lovely guy.
Shaqiri Is Boss
21-04-2013, 04:22 PM
Has Suarez tried to eat someone again?
The Emirates Gallactico
21-04-2013, 04:23 PM
FK just outside.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:24 PM
Suarez puts the freekick wide.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:25 PM
WTF Suarez?
Omnomnom.
Marc Overmars
21-04-2013, 04:25 PM
Just go home Suarez.
Shaqiri Is Boss
21-04-2013, 04:25 PM
He actually did as well.
Munchies
21-04-2013, 04:25 PM
Suarez is hungry :haha: :haha:
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:26 PM
Weak cross from Stevie Me.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:27 PM
Hazard shoots, Lucas heads it behind.
Munchies
21-04-2013, 04:28 PM
http://i.minus.com/inzFvH1Zh8JIF.gif
Marc Overmars
21-04-2013, 04:28 PM
Old Man Carragher has gone mental.
Marc Overmars
21-04-2013, 04:29 PM
Shit ball Suarez.
Ollie the Optimist
21-04-2013, 04:29 PM
so suarez to play his next game in ocotober?
I reckon Suarez has a few quid on Chelsea.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:30 PM
Suarez getting a taste of Serbian cuisine.
Shaqiri Is Boss
21-04-2013, 04:30 PM
I bet he gets a lengthy ban for that.
And I don't think even we could argue.
Munchies
21-04-2013, 04:30 PM
Listening to this on 5live after my stream died, brings back memories
I bet he gets a lengthy ban for that.
And I don't think even we could argue.
That's just how they say hello where he comes from.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:31 PM
So talented but such a twat.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:31 PM
I bet he gets a lengthy ban for that.
And I don't think even we could argue.
It was a friendly bite.
Xhaka Can’t
21-04-2013, 04:33 PM
Someone must have told Suarez that Ivanovich is a bit tasty.
Ollie the Optimist
21-04-2013, 04:33 PM
I bet he gets a lengthy ban for that.
And I don't think even we could argue.
sky just showed a replay, where you clearly see him bit so there is now argument. he got a 7 match ban for biting before, given it was in another league though, but i wonder if second offecne will get him a longer ban
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:33 PM
Downing. :haha:
Whatever that was, it went for a throw-in.
Marc Overmars
21-04-2013, 04:33 PM
Downing. :lol:
Time to wrap this up. Shit day.
Munchies
21-04-2013, 04:34 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIY4zY3CcAEnH51.jpg
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:34 PM
sky just showed a replay, where you clearly see him bit so there is now argument. he got a 7 match ban for biting before, given it was in another league though, but i wonder if second offecne will get him a longer ban
He might get a longer ban but not because he has done it previously. Can't remember what Defoe got (if anything) when he had a good munch on Mascherano.
He really does have Downing Syndrome :haha:
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:35 PM
Hazard off, Agent Benayoun on.
Dennis Bendtner
21-04-2013, 04:35 PM
Suarez is a lunatic.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:36 PM
Downing off, He Who Must Not Be Named on.
Marc Overmars
21-04-2013, 04:37 PM
India's finest on
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:38 PM
Lord V booked.
Dennis Bendtner
21-04-2013, 04:38 PM
Spirit of Cattermole.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:39 PM
Will Suarez win the Golden Bite at the end of the season?
Me. :bow:
Master Splinter
21-04-2013, 04:39 PM
Agent Rafa has done everything to lose this.
Starting Agent Torres.
Bringing on Double Agent Benayoun.
And Liverpool still can't beat them.
The Emirates Gallactico
21-04-2013, 04:39 PM
Oh well, it looks like this is going to be our first season outside the top four.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:40 PM
Oscar off, Moses on.
The Emirates Gallactico
21-04-2013, 04:40 PM
Need some on that Kop magic here.
YNWA.
Shaqiri Is Boss
21-04-2013, 04:41 PM
Agent Rafa has done everything to lose this.
Starting Agent Torres.
Bringing on Double Agent Benayoun.
And Liverpool still can't beat them.
We do have Hannibal fucking Lecter trying his level best to fuck things up though.
Master Splinter
21-04-2013, 04:41 PM
Lovely through ball to Vader by Voldemort.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:41 PM
:haha:
How has he missed that?
Dennis Bendtner
21-04-2013, 04:41 PM
For fuck's sake
Avada Kedavra
If only they still had Owen, he'll always guarantee goals.
Marc Overmars
21-04-2013, 04:42 PM
Harry Potter, he's coming for you.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:43 PM
Harry Potter, he's coming for you.
He didn't win then, he ain't gonna win now.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:44 PM
Lucas cleared for Chelsea apparently.
Shocking tackle from Sturridge.
Master Splinter
21-04-2013, 04:44 PM
Intent from Sturridge.
Bans for both Liverpool strikers?
The Emirates Gallactico
21-04-2013, 04:44 PM
Bloody Indians!!!!
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:47 PM
Shelvey. :lol:
Henderson. :lol:
Impressive amount of shit Liverpool collected.
Mata off, Honest Frank on.
Six added minutes Wengbot time.
Marc Overmars
21-04-2013, 04:47 PM
6mins :pray:
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:48 PM
FFS Shelvey.
Dennis Bendtner
21-04-2013, 04:48 PM
Over the bar. Wingardium Leviosa.
The Emirates Gallactico
21-04-2013, 04:48 PM
Despite the fantastic commercial potential in India it was probably for the best that we avoided Jonjo Shelvey.
Marc Overmars
21-04-2013, 04:49 PM
Voldemort :lol:
Awful lord.
Over the bar. Wingardium Leviosa.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWtO0cfgewY
Swish and flick
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:49 PM
And there's Henderson fucking it up.
Shaqiri Is Boss
21-04-2013, 04:50 PM
And in the same week we appointed a new Head of PR.
:lol:
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:51 PM
Any shirts in support of Suarez this season?
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:52 PM
Get it in the mixer!
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:53 PM
Johnson. :haha:
FFS. As you were then.
Some folk'll never bite someone but then again some folk'll, like Suarez the slack jawed yokel.
Shaqiri Is Boss
21-04-2013, 04:53 PM
I think I'll avoid MotD2 tonight...
Dennis Bendtner
21-04-2013, 04:53 PM
SUAREZZZ
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:53 PM
SUAREZ!!!!!
Shaqiri Is Boss
21-04-2013, 04:53 PM
x as'iIAFSGA D;JLB
Master Splinter
21-04-2013, 04:54 PM
Suarezzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!
What a legend.
Suarez gives us a big helping hand.
Marc Overmars
21-04-2013, 04:54 PM
SUAREZ!!!
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:54 PM
Agent Rafa. :bow:
Tyson. :bow:
Master Splinter
21-04-2013, 04:54 PM
Cech :haha:.
He only needed one bite at that, chelsea will find it hard to swallow.
Food for thought.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:55 PM
Liverpool 2-2 Chelsea, FT. :haha:
Shaqiri Is Boss
21-04-2013, 04:55 PM
What a way to end your Liverpool career. :bow:
cheesy bites
21-04-2013, 04:55 PM
TASTY FINISH
LIVERPOOL WERE HUNGRY FOR THAT EQUALISER
TUCK IN ARSENAL
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 04:56 PM
Suarez. :bow:
Enjoy your holidays. :wave:
Off to Serbia? :ninja:
In our hands again now...
Master Splinter
21-04-2013, 04:57 PM
He showed good appetite.
You could take a bite out of the atmosphere now.
Fangs for the memories, Luis.
Marc Overmars
21-04-2013, 04:57 PM
'triffic result.
Top 4 is coming home.
Niall_Quinn
21-04-2013, 04:57 PM
One goal against Everton and we'd be driving this thing now. But we have Walcott and Giroud.
Dennis Bendtner
21-04-2013, 04:59 PM
Incisively finished.
Munchies
21-04-2013, 04:59 PM
:haha:
Great stuff, I thought it was gonna end 2-1
Marc Overmars
21-04-2013, 05:00 PM
That goal was scored well into Wenget time as well. :bow:
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 05:01 PM
He deserves a plaque at the Emirates.
cheesy bites
21-04-2013, 05:01 PM
:haha:
Great stuff, I thought it was gonna end 2-1
You would like that with a username like yours
:lol:
Munchies
21-04-2013, 05:04 PM
You would like that with a username like yours
:lol:
:haha:
I made it just as I watched that Harold and Kumar film .
Your ones not that bad either :lol:
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 05:04 PM
On whether the incident will affect his chances of winning the PFA Player of the Year award: "I don't think he will win that anyway because a lot of people can't differentiate between Suarez the player and Suarez the man."
Lawro. :lol:
Marc Overmars
21-04-2013, 05:08 PM
Suarez is the biggest troll in the league, there's no chance he'll have enough mates to vote for him. :lol:
Dennis Bendtner
21-04-2013, 05:08 PM
Jamie is lost for words. Good stuff Suarez.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 05:11 PM
If that is the way football is going - blatant fouls, including biting, going unpenalised; unwarranted added time being greatly exceeded - then I'm not sure I still want to watch the game. After more than half a century as a supporter, that was the the worst refereeing I've seen. Up there with Ovrebo & co. Come on, FA, wake up: the English game has been tarnished. That was disgraceful. Kevin, you're no Friend to Chelsea, or to yourself, or to the English game.
Chelsea are late challengers for the Moral Cup. :bow:
Shaqiri Is Boss
21-04-2013, 05:13 PM
One good thing to come out of the game though; Zorro didn't score. Or look like scoring. Or even look like a footballer.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 05:13 PM
He's back!
Dennis Bendtner
21-04-2013, 05:17 PM
:lol: how lame was that interview. I thought Sky would ham it up and get the mini-screen out to show him the bite.
in Uruguay biting someone is a form of affection.
Marc Overmars
21-04-2013, 05:21 PM
Suarez. :lol:
Awful Ryback.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 05:22 PM
Agent Rafa didn't see the Suarez incident. :bow:
Crafty. Wouldn't want to risk antagonising the adoring Scousers.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 05:22 PM
Suarez. :lol:
Awful Ryback.
:haha:
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 05:23 PM
http://i38.tinypic.com/oavkld.jpg
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 05:25 PM
Jamie - "Suarez at least showed some appetite". :haha:
Awkward.
Xhaka Can’t
21-04-2013, 05:28 PM
http://www.talksport.co.uk/sites/default/files/imagecache/ts_news_article_header_image/blog/suarez%20ivanovic%20bite%202.jpeg
Shaqiri Is Boss
21-04-2013, 05:31 PM
It's surely the end. It's got to be the end of his season, I'd be amazed if he didn't get a 4/5 game ban for it. Perfect opportunity for the club to cash in and use it as an excuse to rebuild a bit of PR.
Utterly ridiculous.
Come on, PSG. Get your chequebook out...
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 05:32 PM
http://www.talksport.co.uk/sites/default/files/imagecache/ts_news_article_header_image/blog/suarez%20ivanovic%20bite%202.jpeg
Walking Dead isn't a myth. :(
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 05:34 PM
Three images from Redcafe in quick succession:
http://www.lachvandedag.com/2010/november/vampire-suarez_lachvandedag-nl.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/554615_538215129564366_1592405780_n.jpg
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o63/INF-AMOS/suarez_zps1c12e34e.png
The bite has made the yellow bar on Sky News. :lol:
Shaqiri Is Boss
21-04-2013, 05:35 PM
You know you've crossed a line when even RAWK doesn't defend you.
Shaqiri Is Boss
21-04-2013, 05:41 PM
It wasn't even a quick nibble, it was a sustained chomp.
http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/760832037.gif
Niall_Quinn
21-04-2013, 05:47 PM
We shouldn't immediately jump to conclusions. At least give him a chance to explain himself. He comes from a South American country. How do we know he didn't think Ivanovich had been bitten by a deadly snake? Maybe he was trying to suck the poison out? Suarez could be being condemned here for trying to do the right thing. At least that's what it looked like to me. I might be wrong.
Cripps_orig
21-04-2013, 05:54 PM
Suarez is awesome
Hope he gets banned for the rest of the season, Liverpool have enough of him and sell him and he comes home
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 05:56 PM
http://imageshack.us/a/img444/3316/suarezh.jpg
Cripps_orig
21-04-2013, 05:57 PM
MOTD2 worth watching?
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 05:58 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=oi3UO0FK9jk
:haha:
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 06:01 PM
BBC Sport Chief Football Writer Phil McNulty
"Waited to actually see Luis Suarez bite before making any comment. Now seen it. An absolute disgrace. What goes through his head?"
Ivanovic's arm I think.
Dennis Bendtner
21-04-2013, 06:21 PM
Welbz is now a ballboy.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIYzSXvCAAA0kG8.jpg
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 06:27 PM
More effective up front in this game than usual. Even Merts is outscoring him.
Also:
http://www.theshedend.com/uploads/monthly_04_2013/post-7338-0-99557300-1366567755_thumb.jpg
Shaqiri Is Boss
21-04-2013, 06:56 PM
Is there any appetite for Suarez jokes du jour?
:Letters:
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 07:03 PM
I say, I say, I say...
http://blog.foxsoccer.com/post/48544183584/no-comment
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 07:50 PM
Luis Suarez @luis16suarez 29s
I'm sad for what happened this afternoon, I apologize Ivanovic and all football world for my inexcusable behaviour. I'm so sorry about it!!
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/attachment.php?attachmentid=250372&stc=1&d=1366566326
Shaqiri Is Boss
21-04-2013, 07:51 PM
Aww, so no shirts then by the sound of it.
I think I'll avoid MotD2 tonight...
I've changed my mind...
Xhaka Can’t
21-04-2013, 08:23 PM
Menu for Suarez:
______________________
Branislav Ivanosandwic
Bacary Lasagne
Nachos Monreal
Leighton Beans
Dimitar Burgertov
Edible Cavani
Sergio Biscuits
Olive Giroud
PepeRooney Pizza
Andy Carrot
Philip Lamb
Benteke friend chicken
Pear Mertersacker
Frank RiBerry
Aaron Lemon
John Cherry
Theo Walnut
Shaun Wright Fillets
James Mealner
Joe Tart
Didier Drogbeer
Ben Fosters
David Pizzaro
Emile Whiskey
Danny Drinkwater
Andreas Winemann
Sergio Hamos
Kieran Ribs
Chamakharoni Cheese
JonJo Shellfish
Dwight Yorkshire Puddings
Ashley Coleslaw
Daniel Porridge
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 09:11 PM
MotD2 is on in 15 minutes. Just enough time to grab a quick snack.
Shaqiri Is Boss
21-04-2013, 09:14 PM
I recommend the Sergio Biscuits and Emile Whiskey.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 09:21 PM
John Cherry made me laugh more than the others. Not sure why.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 09:26 PM
"After we pop out for a bite". :lol:
Sneaky from the voiceover man.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 09:27 PM
Savage and Hansen in the studio.
Double shift from Hansen. Drinks are on him.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 09:30 PM
Three Amigos. :lol:
Horrible name.
Cripps_orig
21-04-2013, 09:32 PM
Oscar scored from a header? :lol:
Liverpools defending is a bit shit
Shaqiri Is Boss
21-04-2013, 09:32 PM
I forgot about Reina's wobble.
:faint:
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 09:32 PM
Reina. :haha:
Golden Gloves in action. :bow:
Cripps_orig
21-04-2013, 09:33 PM
Reina with a great save from Luizs free kick
Dennis Bendtner
21-04-2013, 09:34 PM
I'd like to hate Suarez but I can't. He's comedy. A massive WUM experiment gone right.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 09:34 PM
That was very good play by Sturridge. Had a stormer mostly. Although probably should've been sent off.
Cripps_orig
21-04-2013, 09:35 PM
Good goal there from Sturridge.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 09:35 PM
Assist, agent assist, bite, goal.
Cripps_orig
21-04-2013, 09:36 PM
Suarez :haha:
Hazard is awesome
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 09:36 PM
Omnomnom!
Shaqiri Is Boss
21-04-2013, 09:36 PM
:haha:
It's like 28 Days Later.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 09:37 PM
I didn't notice Cech had a go at him for it and then Suarez started laughing. :haha:
Troll King.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 09:37 PM
Voldemort. :haha:
Cripps_orig
21-04-2013, 09:37 PM
Shelley :haha:
He is terrible
Shaqiri Is Boss
21-04-2013, 09:38 PM
Poor tackle.
But it's up to the ref to stop it, not us.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 09:39 PM
SUAREZ!!! :bow:
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 09:39 PM
I wish Rafa had turned around and started to smile.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 09:41 PM
Guy Mowbray must think Liverpool are still in their late goal heyday.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 09:42 PM
Suarez could've contacted Ivanovic personally on the pitch tbf. Although I suppose he already done that.
Shaqiri Is Boss
21-04-2013, 09:42 PM
Last week we were talking about a man punching a horse. This week... Football :bow:
Cripps_orig
21-04-2013, 09:43 PM
Hansen calls it appalling and horrific.
Says it like it is, best in the world tbh
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 09:44 PM
Suarez actually bit that PSV player on the neck? :haha:
Cripps_orig
21-04-2013, 09:44 PM
Didn't someone bite Reyes cock back in his first spell with Sevilla?
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 09:44 PM
Hansen calls it appalling and horrific.
Says it like it is, best in the world tbh
Well he couldn't exactly say vampires are humans too.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 09:45 PM
Didn't someone bite Reyes cock back in his first spell with Sevilla?
Yeah but that was a teammate. :lol:
Shaqiri Is Boss
21-04-2013, 09:48 PM
:haha: :haha:
Tyson :bow:
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 09:48 PM
Mike Tyson has followed Suarez? :haha:
Not sure what place this balls from Colin Murray has on a football show though.
Cripps_orig
21-04-2013, 09:49 PM
Who gives a shit about twitter?
Cripps_orig
21-04-2013, 09:50 PM
Hansen says Sturridge was lucky to stay on. So much for being pro Liverpool.
Cripps_orig
21-04-2013, 09:52 PM
That was great play from Tevez.
Good finish from Nasri.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 09:55 PM
Nasri had a very good first half, even despite the classic reducer on Walker but he like Citeh in general just faded away in the second half.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 09:55 PM
Tevez looking to explode if he can.
:unsure:
Munchies
21-04-2013, 09:57 PM
@piersmorgan
Best theory I've heard yet for #CannibalSuarez biting Ivanovic - he just wanted a taste of the Champions League.
:haha:
Cripps_orig
21-04-2013, 09:58 PM
How easy was that for spuds first goal?
Cripps_orig
21-04-2013, 09:59 PM
Great finish by Defoe.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 10:01 PM
Not quite the almighty cheer Steve Wilson had envisaged.
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 10:04 PM
Visual demonstration?
:haha:
Cripps_orig
21-04-2013, 10:04 PM
Anyone watching the Man Utd title win tomorrow?
McNamara That Ghost...
21-04-2013, 10:06 PM
That was embarrassing. Although Murray is being sacked from this anyway.
Cripps_orig
21-04-2013, 10:07 PM
Barry :haha:
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