Weekend fixtures plus Villa v Sunderland 27/28/29 April

[Cripps_orig]

Bale :bow:

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Pardew looking more and more like defeated Hitler in his bunker...if only I had YouTube/ video editing talent...

:lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Parker is hilarious.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bale. :haha:

How did he airshot that?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Well they were all red cards.

Good that he had the balls to make the decisions.

[Injury Time]

Well they were all red cards.

Good that he had the balls to make the decisions.

We'll see how his balls are at Old Trafford with the Fergie <_< on him...

[Rors]

It'll never happen again....

[Injury Time]

Mancini reaction to Nasri miss...think I just learnt the Italian for Çùñt :haha:
Yaya :bow:

[Injury Time]

Hart wow I hope he had a bet on 2-1 :blink:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hart. :haha:

[Rors]

Of course, this non sequitur discussion of United is nothing to do with ignoring Hart's mistake - oh no.

[Injury Time]

Of course, this non sequitur discussion of United is nothing to do with ignoring Hart's mistake - oh no.

Uhuh.... Oh goodie RvP bumfest <_<

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Were Man Utd playing today?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rio had his best ever season for Man Utd? WTF?

[Injury Time]

Were Man Utd playing today?

Yes RvP score 1,000,000 times

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ed Balls. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yes RvP score 1,000,000 times

All scuffed.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That was an awful challenge from Nzonzi. As was that by Jerome.

Stoke are back to Stoke.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pienaar's goal was very good.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Impressive miss from Fellaini.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Vertonghen in team of the day. WTF?

[Cripps_orig]

Phil Neville wants to be a manager

Get him in tbh

[Marc Overmars]

Pardiola. :haha:

Shame they're not closer to the drop.

What a fluke last season has proven to be.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Clattenburg is back at Chelsea today. :lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I never thought Suarez would find an ally in Ollie Holt. And worse, I found myself agreeing with him :sick:

And that story about the child biting another the next day is BS. The kid was like 11/12, he's old enough to know exactly what he was doing and be held responsible for it. Not to jump on a bandwagon. Give the feral little shit a slap and move on.

[Marc Overmars]

Crooknapp has said there is a divide in the QPR squad, apparently the players who got them promoted haven't taken kindly to all the big money signings they've made and the disparity in wages. :lol:

[Cripps_orig]

Samba dropped :lol:

What a flop

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Souness and Neville are pitchside.

[Cripps_orig]

Reading: McCarthy, Gunter, Mariappa, Morrison, Kelly, McCleary, Karacan, Guthrie, McAnuff, Pogrebnyak, Blackman. Subs: Taylor, Pearce, Le Fondre, Hunt, Robson-Kanu, Harte, Carrico.

QPR: Green, Bosingwa, Hill, Onuoha, Traore, Jenas, Granero, Mbia, Taarabt, Remy, Bothroyd. Subs: Julio Cesar, Derry, Park, Mackie, Da Silva, Ben Haim, Hoilett.

Referee: Kevin Friend (Leicestershire)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The loser of this match goes down.

If it's a draw, they're both down, which will be quite odd to see.

[Cripps_orig]

If its a draw they aren't down today.

[Marc Overmars]

Cheeky bid for Granero when they go down?

[Cripps_orig]

He's a bit shit

Remy though is a Must Get

[McNamara That Ghost...]

If its a draw they aren't down today.

Ah yeah, it'd go to GD. Sky being inaccurate again.

It would mean one of Reading and QPR will definitely be relegated though, although that is the case whatever the result. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pog gives Onuoha a good kicking.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jenas. :lol:

Bound to score a wondergoal against us. And Zamora will be back to eat us too.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Granero freekick, clips the bar!

[Ollie the Optimist]

read on twitter that there is a chance, that after todays game, our next three games, we could relegate all three teams. reckon wenger would love it, if he was the one to relegate both twitchy and par dew

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Taarabt. :haha:

This looks like it might be a Championship fixture next season.

[Cripps_orig]

read on twitter that there is a chance, that after todays game, our next three games, we could relegate all three teams. reckon wenger would love it, if he was the one to relegate both twitchy and par dew

Twitter as usual is wrong

[Marc Overmars]

It will be a shame to see Reading go, as they've been very generous to us this year.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

So close from Bothroyd!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Actually a draw would send them both down because Villa and Wigan can't lose all their games. Villa would either go to 35 points or 37. Wigan go to 35 with a win against Villa.

Sky. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Green. :haha:

Bosingwa. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chance for Taraabt, skews it wide. Great tekkers to take it on in that way, even if it was very unlikely to yield a goal that way.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good last ditch block from Morrison to block Traore's shot.

[Cripps_orig]

Actually a draw would send them both down because Villa and Wigan can't lose all their games. Villa would either go to 35 points or 37. Wigan go to 35 with a win against Villa.

Sky. :bow:
Do you think QPR and Reading fans know that?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Do you think QPR and Reading fans know that?

Probably not. I think the Reading players have accepted they're off to the Championship though. Or they're just so bad, they can't do anything about it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How hasn't Pog scored?!

:haha:

Bosingwa clears off the line too.

[GP]

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What's even more hilarious is Green tried to clear it by booting it away, slipped over, ball went beyond him and then just hit his armpit. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great ball in by Traore, Mariappa clears.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Remy. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Reading 0-0 QPR, HT.

:wave:

:wave:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mbia. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Taraabt. :doh:

Jesus wept he is terrible.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea: Cech, Azpilicueta, Cahill, Terry, Cole, Luiz, Ramires, Oscar, Mata, Hazard, Ba.
Subs: Turnbull, Ivanovic, Lampard, Torres, Mikel, Benayoun, Bertrand.

Swansea: Vorm, Rangel, Chico, Williams, Davies, Ki, Britton, Routledge, de Guzman, Hernandez, Michu.
Subs: Tremmel, Taylor, Dyer, Monk, Shechter, Moore, Tiendalli.

Referee: Mark Clattenburg (Tyne & Wear)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Taraabt again! :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Steve Blackman off, Robson-Kanu on.

[Marc Overmars]

Steve Blackman off, Robson-Kanu on.

Is his name actually Steve? :lol:

Kendo sticks. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Unfortunately not.

Head Cheese. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pog curls it, wide. Great chance.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pog clears another one.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bosingwa hauled off, Fabio on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jenas' volley is scheduled to land at the Emirates I think.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

And now Jenas completely skews one wide.

This is funny, if a little painful.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good save from Green to deny Morrison.

He's back!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mbia off, Mackie on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mackie nearly tumbles over the hoardings immediately. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bothroyd shoots, McCarthy nearly fumbles it back out but eventually holds on.

Three added minutes for them to justify their sorry existence.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Reading 0-0 QPR, FT!

Both are now relegated. :wave:

'Arry. :haha:

The Chairman. :haha:

[GP]

'Arry all smiles at the final whistle.

[Marc Overmars]

QPR. :lol:

Let the fire-sale commence.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

This would be the one where Houdini died, pathetically.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Now to start rebuilding for the Championship. First signing will be Scotty 'good lad' Parker. Or alternatively, run away from the burning mess.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Now to start rebuilding for the Championship. First signing will be Scotty 'good lad' Parker. Or alternatively, run away from the burning mess.

His face is a burning mess.

[Marc Overmars]

There's no doubt Crooknapp will bolt if he gets the right offer.

[GP]

Pretty much all the Chairman's signings were flops.

[Niall_Quinn]

QPR. :lol:

Let the fire-sale commence.

Everything must go! Rosie handing fees reduced to 10% but limited time only because Arry has to split before the start of next season.

[Marc Overmars]

It is quite impressive how they've managed to go down with a squad like that.

Hughes was the architect it should be noted. What a shit manager.

[Niall_Quinn]

Pretty much all the Chairman's signings were flops.

That chairman has no thought for Arry's reputation, bastard. But I doubt the charmain leading the team to a submissive relegation and ending up in a worse state than when Arry arrived will have much of a negative impact on the heroic Redknapp's status with the media guys. If they'd have done what Arry said they'd have qualified for Europe by now. But they wouldn't listen and now they pay the price.

[Dennis Bendtner]

His face is a burning mess.

You don't use the 'face' +1 often, but when you do, it's actually accurate. :tiphat:

It is great to see the transfer whores get their comeuppance. Shame for Reading but they were really awful. And a bit of a shame we'll probably lose one of Wigan and Villa.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good save by Vorm to just about deny Honest Frank.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a chance for Cahill!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

David Luiz and Davies both layed out.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 1-0 Swansea, Oscar. Very good goal.

[Niall_Quinn]

Good in a way because we'd bottle it big time if we had the chance to gain a significant advantage.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty to Chelsea.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 2-0 Swansea, Honest Frank.

[Niall_Quinn]

Done and dusted. Three points required today.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Is the League Cup curse striking again?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

And 2-0 HT.

Ki. :lol:

[Marc Overmars]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BI8fD3nCEAITMgN.png:large

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Tbf to Ceaser, he's pretty much the only QPR player to come out with any sort of credit for looking vaguely like a footballer.

[Cripps_orig]

Time for Remy and Cesar to come home

[Cripps_orig]

MOTD 2 is on

Les Ferdinand and Michael Owen are there

Our match is first

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Evra was pathetic there.

The ****.

[Cripps_orig]

Ramsey :doh:

Went the wrong way

[Ollie the Optimist]

the **** should have been sent off. sorry but there was no intent to play the ball with that "tackle" he did the same to sagan at OT as well. fucking ****

[Cripps_orig]

Sagna got the ball?

Dowd does it again

Tbf I thought it was a definite penalty as well when I first saw it. Sagna :doh:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

'Shades of Brentford v Doncaster'

That's the new cliché for any sort of counter attack then...

[Cripps_orig]

Why the fuck is the commentator mentioning Brentford v Doncaster?

Someone explain what happened in that match for someone who doesn't care about pub team football

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Owen is such a shit pundit.

And a terrible human being.

[Cripps_orig]

Koscielny praised

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I wonder why Boswinger is getting lambasted for smiling as he went down the tunnel, when Arry was doing exactly the same..? https://myco-tek.org/images/smilies/SmileyHmm.gif

[Cripps_orig]

Ffs no reaction to the Newcastle v Liverpool match?

Both of them are former players of those teams

[Cripps_orig]

Toures goal was decent

Hart :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Did Murray actually just say you could replace Ferdinand with Vidic in the PFA Team of the Year and not complain? :blink:

[Cripps_orig]

He's being replaced for a reason

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

That outro was truly horrible.

[Cripps_orig]

Some stupid kids singing in honour for Mancs title win :sleep:

[Cripps_orig]

Just seen the Brentford highlights. Stupidest highlights ever as neither the penalty or goal was shown properly

[Marc Overmars]

Sky sources: Queens Park Rangers to make announcement on Harry Redknapp's future in the next 48 hours #SSN

:lol:

[LDG]

:haha:

Who will he clean out next I wonder.

[Cripps_orig]

I remember a time when all arsenal fans would ave been happy for anyone to take over Wenger.

Thankfully Harry is the exception

[GP]

https://o.twimg.com/1/proxy.jpg?t=FQQVBBgpaHR0cHM6Ly90d2l0cGljLmNvbS9zaG 93L2xhcmdlL2NtbnJjaC5qcGcUBBYAEgA&s=fDOMuYgA9aa4O4mZgWgz5u3v8Qp0vp5uKa34NRD9vOk

[Cripps_orig]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22344987

He's staying as manager

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Monday Night Football is on now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Di Canio just said tippy tappy. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Aston Villa: Guzan, Lowton, Vlaar, Baker, Bennett, Westwood, Delph, Sylla, Weimann, Benteke, Agbonlahor.
Subs: Given, Bent, N'Zogbia, Holman, Bowery, Bannan, Lichaj.

Sunderland: Mignolet, Bardsley, O'Shea, Cuellar, Rose, Larsson, N'Diaye, Gardner, Johnson, Sessegnon, Graham.
Subs: Westwood, Kilgallon, Colback, Vaughan, Mangane, McClean, Mandron.

Referee: Lee Probert (Wiltshire)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Butterfingers from Mignolet there.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Guzan caught in no man's land! Johnson tries crossing it from a narrow angle but it's cut out.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa are little bit nervous in defence. Again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gardner. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rose knocks Lowton out.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Agbonlahor you idiot!

Great flick from Bentekkers.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa 1-0 Sunderland, Vlaar! What a goal!

[Cripps_orig]

Wigan :wave:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa 1-1 Sunderland, Rose.

That is brilliant play. And it wasn't a fluked wondergoal.

[Rors]

For the love of... :(

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rors. :console:

[Marc Overmars]

Hopefully Wigan are buried by the time we play them.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cuellar booked. :lol:

Own goal coming up.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

di canio :haha:

absolute legend :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good ball in from Lowton, Mignolet does something with it.

[Rors]

Us and leads make very uneasy bedfellows

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Benteke is great.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

In other news, Nathan Ake looks a fantastic prospect for Chelsea, playing on ITV4. So composed on the ball. And hair to rival Louise and Fellaini.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cilla. :lol: I think that was going miles wide, blocked from the outset though really.

[Rors]

:D

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa 2-1 Sunderland, Weimann!

What a game. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lambert. :lol:

It's more Pardew or MON than Di Canio.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

N'Diaye shoots from distance, Guzan with a wonderful save. Even though it was obviously going wide. :lol:

[GP]

Soccer Guy ‏@usasoccerguy 3m
EQUALIZATION! Roads trades the 'rightbackatcha' pass with Cinnamon Graham before kicking the soccerball in to the soccergoal interior. #epl

[McNamara That Ghost...]

9 more needed for Villa to move up to 15th. :popcorn:

Johnson. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Disallowed goal for Gardner, took a while for the commentators to work out Guzan had been fouled.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa 2-1 Sunderland, HT. Very good match.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa 3-1 Sunderland, Benteke!

Mignolet. :lol:

Big deflection on Agbonlahor's shot but it was funny all the same.

[Rors]

:jumpnana:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cuellar nearly did a Cuellar there.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Johnson's ball in nearly dropped in.

No idea what Vlaar was thinking leaving that.

[Marc Overmars]

Wigone. :rose:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa 4-1 Sunderland, BENTEKE!!!

[Rors]

Okay, this is stupid :haha:


:bow: :bow: ' :trophy: '

[Marc Overmars]

Bentekkers. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Larsson off, McClean on.

Two more goals needed to move above the Barcodes.

[Rors]

Paul McGrath ‏@Paulmcgrath5

Go villa !

--

As erudite as ever...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It's a shame Merse, McGrath and Best never got to do Soccer Saturday together.

[Rors]

It's a shame Merse, McGrath and Best never got to do Soccer Saturday together.

The green room... :rose:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Delph. :haha:

He had no idea what he was doing.

Cuellar is hilarious too.

[Rors]

And still we only have THOSE three chants :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Weimann denied by Mignolet and Cuellar!

Crazy match.

[Cripps_orig]

How much would Benteke cost?

Would £15m plus Giroud do the trick?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sessegnon sent off! :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I can see Benteke going to Spurs to replace Barn Door.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How much would Benteke cost?

Would £15m plus Giroud do the trick?

He said that he loves Arsenal so I would hope a Lion bar would do it.

[Rors]

I've no idea who booked this match, but I love 'em..;)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Quick, put it on record!

5-1, BENTEKE HAT-TRICK!

[Rors]

"Never in doubt"

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Benteke to beat RVP for the Golden Boot. :pray:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I'd hate to be a Sunderland player right now.

Fearing for my life.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cuellar handballed that!

[Rors]

Soccer Guy ‏@usasoccerguy

TRIPLE GOALSHOT PLAY- DARREN BENTEKE! 5-1 to the Vanilla! This is a huge step away from the EPL disaster sector! #sundownsoccer

JBL?Is that you?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bardsley booked.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Norwich score with the last kick of the 1st leg of the youth cup final.

:popcorn:

Not the last kick as it turns out, Matterface talking shit.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Disaster sector. :haha:

That's brilliant.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Norwich score with the last kick of the 1st leg of the youth cup final.

:popcorn:

Great turnout for it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Benteke off, Bent on.

[Rors]

Disaster sector. :haha:

That's brilliant.

"A buried buried BURIED buried Alive alive Buried Alive match"

[KSE Comedy Club]

Soccer Guy ‏@usasoccerguy

TRIPLE GOALSHOT PLAY- DARREN BENTEKE! 5-1 to the Vanilla! This is a huge step away from the EPL disaster sector! #sundownsoccer

JBL?Is that you?
Bradshaw?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How long until after the game 'Villa's young players have come of age' will be uttered?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Before this weekend:

Newcastle's GD: -17.

Villa's GD: -27. :lol:

Equal on -23 now.

[Rors]

Bradshaw?

Yep. He of the "it's like a Chelsea - Liverpool brawl!" line..

[Rors]

How long until after the game 'Villa's young players have come of age' will be uttered?

:sick:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Lord knows what the compensation would be if Newcastle did an Ipswich :wacko:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mignolet holds on to one from Weimann. About time for him tonight really.

[Rors]

Right then, now let's get the result swing needed to drag the Barcodes down again... :pray:

[Rors]

I am counting on you guys to apply the last-game-of-the-season coup de grace..!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

6-1 AGBONLAHOR!!!

:haha:

North East. :lol:

[Rors]

"This is awesome"

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Superb throughball by Vaughan.

Villa above the Barcodes. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I am counting on you guys to apply the last-game-of-the-season coup de grace..!

:lol:

It's only fair after you got to do it four years ago.

[Marc Overmars]

Di Canio. :lol:

[GP]

di Canio OUT!

[Rors]

:lol:

It's only fair after you got to do it four years ago.

Start making the banners now..

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Four added minutes.

[Rors]

Talk on Twitter that Lambert should do a "Di Canio gesture" after the match. I think/hope they mean the Swindon League Cup one.....

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Aston Villa 6-1 Sunderland, FT. :bow:

Benteke. :bow:

Lambert. :bow:

Di Canio. :lol:

Pardiola. :haha:

[Rors]

Seven year contract :haha:

[Cripps_orig]

Benteke and Weimann are awesome

Swap for Giroud and Gervinho

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It was eight. :lol:

[Rors]

Benteke and Weimann are awesome

Swap for Giroud and Gervinho

:haha:

[Rors]

It was eight. :lol:

:haha:

[KSE Comedy Club]

Yep. He of the "it's like a Chelsea - Liverpool brawl!" line..
:lol:

JBL :bow:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

:haha:

Hows about Big Andy and Jonjo?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sunderland and Barcodes battered 6-1 6-0.

Tennis scores. :bow:

[Rors]

Hows about Big Andy and Jonjo?

Keep going...

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Keep going...

...and Jay "The Wall" Spearing.

[Cripps_orig]

We could add Koscielny in to it

[Rors]

...and Jay "The Wall" Spearing.

Now we're getting somewhere..

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Now we're getting somewhere..
I'll drop them off tomorrow morning.

If you're not in I'll chuck them over the back gate.

[Rors]

I'll drop them off tomorrow morning.

If you're not in I'll chuck them over the back gate.

No problem. The landlord will deal with them...

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

No problem. The landlord will deal with them...
They'll give him a torrid time.

[Rors]

Rio Ferdinand ‏@rioferdy5

Agbonlahor looks hungry like he ain't had no nandos for a week! Benteke has got the Holte End up off their seats with 2 quick goals!

--

:blink:

[GP]

:lol:

Is that all footballers eat?

[Cripps_orig]

Rio had his best ever season for Man Utd? WTF?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22408098

MOTD :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Well that's just silly.