This Weekend's Fixtures & Weekday Fixtures (04/05/06/07/08 May).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jose Enrique. :haha:

Nearly fucked up.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Coutinho. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How have Sky lost the picture?

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Coutinho. :haha:

Smart intent, but woeful application there.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stevie Me charging through, goes round Howard but a really tight angle to try and score from, Distin clears behind.

[Master Splinter]

Anichebe is giving them a somewhat torrid time.

If only he was footballer though.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Downing off, Skrtel on.

Attacking substitution from Rodgers.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

3 at the back presumably :popcorn:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Agger clears one, injured his wrist in the process.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jose Enrique whacks it across goal, Borini couldn't get there for a tap-in.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How did that effort from Anichebe end up on target? :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

We're guranteed to be in Europe next season with this result as it is.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Three added minutes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Osman booked. Didn't appreciate being outskilled.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Freekick for Everton, quite far out.

Time to get it in the mixer!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 0-0 Everton, FT.

Quite shite.

Also, fifth at the very least for us this season. :bow:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

:sleep:

[LDG]

What a shit match :lol:

Now. Come on RVP :sick:

[Master Splinter]

Everton should have secured the sixth place trophy now.

Liverpool :lol:.

[Marc Overmars]

That was awful.

Come on United, don't fuck this up.

I am little bit scared though after Chelsea battered them in the FA Cup at Old Trafford and should have won.

[Niall_Quinn]

English PL football. Dreadful.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hazard is injured for Chelsea. Wazza on the bench. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It's not the UEFA Cup anymore Shreeves.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

'The players that he inherited'.

Football politics. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Bloody hell, the Jones bullshit wagon is rolling at full speed on sky.

[Master Splinter]

Time for RVC to become an Arsenal legend.

[Niall_Quinn]

Pele, cruyff, maradona, Phil jones, Zidane, messi. All great players for sure.

[Niall_Quinn]

Five changes for Utd. Stupidly playing. Shrek on the bench.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Why does Fergie always say well done to Shreeves?

[Niall_Quinn]

Howard Webb. LOOOOOOOOOOOL. Utd leave no stone unturned.

Neville pronouncing Ayden azzaaaaaaaaaah as Hazard. Lol.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a chance for Ba, got his angles wrong though and chests over.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Apparently Anderson has only completed 18 games in 6 seasons.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lindegaard. :haha:

Dear me.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ramires goes for glory, not even close.

[GP]

Dembabablacksheep airshot :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Valencia appears to be shit.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sian Massey. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL there's a woman linesman.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd back off and invite Oscar to shoot, Lindegaard pubs a save on to the post!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Valencia. :haha:

Sort your life out.

[Niall_Quinn]

Novel save by kindergarten, a weak hand on to the post.

[Master Splinter]

Valencia :haha: :haha:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Giggs shot, hoping for a Taibi by Cech.

[GP]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL there's a woman linesman.

I would

[Niall_Quinn]

Agent rafa asking for more money.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Moses. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

I would

Yes obviously but that's not what I was talking about.

[Master Splinter]

Moses :haha:.

Premier League :bow:.

[Niall_Quinn]

What's up with pl football? That was SHIT by andersen

[GP]

Moses isn't very good.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

RVP. :haha:

Which one is his chocolate leg again?

[Master Splinter]

RVC :haha:.

[Niall_Quinn]

RVC blasts it roughly 2.5 miles wide.

[GP]

Anderson isn't very good.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Anderson blocks Cleverley's howitzer.

[Master Splinter]

Anderson defending brilliantly for Chelsea.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fuck, now Andersen is defending for the chavs. What a fat useless lump.

[Master Splinter]

Vidic has lost it.

Fergie to give WUMger a call regarding Koscielny tomorrow?

[Niall_Quinn]

No pens against Utd, no red cards. Statistically it's very likely for that to happen.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Horrible touch from Ba.

[Niall_Quinn]

Brilliant by jones, the best defending I have ever seen in all my years of watching football.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Honest Frank goes for it, saved.

[Niall_Quinn]

Lumpster passes it back to kindergarten

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Old Man Giggs. :lol:

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Can't believe I'm missing this.

I was really looking forward to rotfl @ utter shits like Anderson and Valencia.

[Niall_Quinn]

Dive by Moses.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

David Luiz and Cahill nearly took each other out.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

RVP you pub teamer.

[Niall_Quinn]

Completely fucked up by rvcashmachine. Looks like Utd are off on holidays already

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cleverley. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Stupidly misses a simple pass into the net with cech committed. What a pub player he is.

[Niall_Quinn]

Now stupidly stupidly gets booked.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ridiculous offside flag by the blind **** linesman. He should ask that bird on the other touch line for a rundown of the rules.

[Niall_Quinn]

Valencia hoofs some sort of cross/ shot / mishit shit about 20 yards wide. Just awful.

[Niall_Quinn]

Evra just falls over and then gets dispossessed. Rubbish.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fantastic by jones. Best cross I have ever seen but the keeper ruined it by getting in the way.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

RVP you berk.

[Niall_Quinn]

RVC misses again, harder chance this time but he shinned it

[Master Splinter]

RVC :doh:.

[Niall_Quinn]

Kindergarten looks decidedly dodgy in goal for Utd.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Giggs clears one now.

I think Super Sunday might be a bit inaccurate.

[Niall_Quinn]

Hack at goal by Giggs. Never going in. Rubbish.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Seems he's hellbent on not becoming an Arsenal legend.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Decent header from RVP, never going to trouble Cech though.

Man Utd 0-0 Chelsea, HT.

Anderson ready to pounce. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

RVC with a comfortable header back to cech. Ht. garbage match.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

"A little bit like kissing your sister". WTF Tyler?

[Master Splinter]

Seems he's hellbent on not becoming an Arsenal legend.

What an absolute ******** ******* **** he is.

[Niall_Quinn]

Game has not taken off yet according to studio. A bit like a lump of shit on the pavement that hasn't quite taken off yet.

[Marc Overmars]

United doing their best to not help us out.

*****

[Niall_Quinn]

"A little bit like kissing your sister". WTF Tyler?


You know what these TV lot are into.

[LDG]

Happy for it to remain 0-0

[Niall_Quinn]

Simple passes going astray all over the pitch,

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea want a pelanty. Good luck with that.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

"David Luiz's chest is fantastic"

Steady on Nev.

[Niall_Quinn]

Webb such a cheat tbf.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jones you drunkard.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fantastic cross by jones but the poxy pitch is too small.

[Niall_Quinn]

This is woeful. Sky trying to blame he pitch.

[Niall_Quinn]

Chavs looking most likely to complete a pass.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Honest Frank. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Lumpard blazes it over.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Robbie Savage, BBC Radio 5 liveMan Utd 0-0 Chelsea

"David Luiz should have earned a free-kick for Chelsea [1707]. How Howard Webb has missed that is beyond me."

Beyond you? Really? It's Webb. At Old Trafford.

[Niall_Quinn]

Jones very unlucky to be easily dispossessed there.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How was that a foul on Rafael? :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Terrible dive by rafael, but convincing enough for Webb.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bloody hell Cleverley.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Absolute shite.

[Master Splinter]

Shocking refereeing by Super Cop.

Shocking standard of football.

Best League In The World :bow:.

[Niall_Quinn]

If it wasn't for the privilege of watching jones play this would be unwatchable.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Blatant push from RVP. Not a good agent.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Even Oscar is at it.

[Master Splinter]

Even Oscar is at it.

He's probably been the biggest culprit.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Well, I wouldn't go that far. Valencia has been playing after all.

[Master Splinter]

Valencia needs to haul himself off.

[Niall_Quinn]

Holy shit, stupidly with a ??? Back to their keeper. Rare touch of class from RVC and Giggs wasted there.

[Niall_Quinn]

Valencia needs to haul himself off.

Why bother with the effort of going off! Just sleep on the pitch.

[Niall_Quinn]

25 minutes left for one of these teams to turn up.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Old man Giggs. :haha:

Pub touch there.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Freekick to Chelsea, dangerous area.

Webb needs to be careful.

[Niall_Quinn]

Lol what a ridiculous dive by mata.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Old man Giggs. :haha:

Pub touch there.

[Niall_Quinn]

Webb ready to award foul in the box.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mata hits the wall.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Anderson. :haha:

What a clown.

[Niall_Quinn]

Into the wall. Would have hated to see jones face as that ball was rocketing towards it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cleverley hauled off, Buttner on. :doh:

Anderson trudges off, Wazza on.

[LDG]

Come on fergie you fucking whiskey stinking old ****. Sort em out.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Shrek coming on for fat fuck.

[Master Splinter]

What was Anderson doing?

:haha:

It's fuck-up a minute.

[Niall_Quinn]

Stupidly off after a poxy display. Butter on. Andersen hauled off by a crane. Shrek on for Operation Starfish

[Master Splinter]

Now Fergie brings on Dennis Buttner?!

He's going to take Wenget's crown for biggest WUM in football.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rooney getting in to the flow of the game early on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Really fucked up passage of play from Shrek.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Valencia. :haha:

FFS.

[Master Splinter]

His biggest troll is keeping Valencia on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Now Fergie brings on Dennis Buttner?!

He's going to take Wenget's crown for biggest WUM in football.

Ferguson wants to win everything.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ivanovic gifts Man Utd a corner.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rooney takes it away from RVP, heads over.

[Niall_Quinn]

Shrek clears one off RvPs head.

[Niall_Quinn]

Butter does quite well there.

[Niall_Quinn]

Yep deliberate right in front of linesman. Red? Webb thinks about awarding a pen to Utd instead but waves play on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Zorro on. Ba off.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Moses off, Torres on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Big miss by mata, just couldn't get there.

[Niall_Quinn]

Moses off, Torres on.

Thought I saw Moses in the box there. Must be Ba, they all look alike.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lindegaard isn't helping the heart.

[Niall_Quinn]

12 mins of this super Sunday remaining.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Thought I saw Moses in the box there. Must be Ba, they all look alike.

Shocking that should be racist against players that look alike.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rafael storming in, Ivanovic pokes it to the side netting.

[Niall_Quinn]

Rafael what a cack. Clean through and he just ad to square to RvP. Greedy shit went for goal.

[LDG]

What a fuckfest.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jones. :haha:

What a cynical scrote.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ramirez lashes out after foul by jones, certain red but everyone ignores it. How many times did paddy get sent off for stuff like that?

[Niall_Quinn]

Jones. :haha:

What a cynical scrote.

He took one for the team in the most heroic way,

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Jones booked unjustifiably.

It was that utter scrote Ramires he fouled, ffs.

And the scrote kicked out at Jones after.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Evra you dickhead. Freekick to Chelsea.

[Niall_Quinn]

Terrible dive by mata. Webb buys it.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Rafael is a bit shit.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

David Luiz does the right thing and blasts it wide.

[Niall_Quinn]

Sideshow lines it up, then kicks it a mile off target. Very much in keeping with rest of the match.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Luiz. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sian Massey shouting out be careful. :lol:

[LDG]

Webb must have a pelanty to Utd in there somewhere. Come on you twat.

[Niall_Quinn]

Sian whatshername laying down the law, sexy bitch.

[Master Splinter]

Time for RVC to show he is a true gooner that all true gooners will forgive by combing one in.

[Niall_Quinn]

Sian Massey shouting out be careful. :lol:

She's ruining the whole fucking sport with her professionalism.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

David Luiz. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Be careful!

[Niall_Quinn]

Sideshow booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Webb has changed allegiances.

[Niall_Quinn]

Oh poo.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd 0-1 Chelsea, Mata complete scuffer.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Oh cock!

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Fuck.

[Master Splinter]

The one time Webb doesn't fall for a Rooney dive.

[Niall_Quinn]

All started by a ridiculous dive by Shrek. Utd stopped playing waiting for Webb to earn his money but the whistle never came. Terrible by Webb, complete waste of money.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fight fight fight!

[LDG]

They have the whole ref/lino showcase out there today.

Who's the fourth official? If it's Mike Dean, I call bingo.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rafael sent off. :doh:

[hobson's choice]

Shit goal to cap a shit game

[Niall_Quinn]

Webb's had a nervous breakdown, rafael sent off. Never red either. Sideshow is just vermin isn't he?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Valencia off, Hernandez on.

Bit late Fergie.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Rafael is a bit shit.


:gp:

[Niall_Quinn]

Mata off, cheap gullit on

[Niall_Quinn]

54 mins extra time.

[Master Splinter]

With the title won, this was obviously pre-organised to show that Webb isn't getting paid by Fergie. I'm fair after all, honest.

[Niall_Quinn]

Hopefully sideshow breaks his leg. What a **** of a player.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Agent Torres. :pray:

[Niall_Quinn]

Come on RVC you ****.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Bacary Sagna cost us the top four.

[Niall_Quinn]

30 seconds to keep our CL hopes alive

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-1 FT. Absolutely woeful.

[LDG]

Fucksake.

[Niall_Quinn]

We're gone. Spuds will beat the chavs now.

[hobson's choice]

Awful game of football

[Marc Overmars]

Shit result.

Had a Chelsea winner written all over it.

United. :doh:

Already the worst champions of all time.

[Niall_Quinn]

Seriously awful match apart from jones who was incredible.

[Niall_Quinn]

Shit result.

Had a Chelsea winner written all over it.

United. :doh:

Already the worst champions of all time.

Leave him alone, he's gone and now he's the champions. It's done.

[Master Splinter]

Fergie has WUMmed us well.

RVC once again proving he goes missing in the games that count. Joker :bow:.

Time to go back to the future and bring Mata home.

Third place trophy :rose:.

[hobson's choice]

United might as well had just played there reserves, they would've at least cared.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bacary Sagna cost us the top four.

The terrible result against Everton killed us.

[LDG]

The most dire weekend of football I can remember.

Always Sunderland v Stoke to watch tomorrow though :ilt:

[Niall_Quinn]

The most dire weekend of football I can remembet.

Always Sunderland v Stoke to watch tomorrow though :ilt:

Can't be worse than what we've seen so far.

[Niall_Quinn]

Carrick played well today according to Redknapp. Also, despite the fantasy going on in the studio, mata was total shit today. But I suppose they have to try to sell the shitty product they have.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Lol at Cashley telling Luiz to stay down and roll about.

[Niall_Quinn]

Sideshow and cole should be banned for 20 games each for that. It was far far worse than what Suarez did. Why is racism so awful but cheating in sport is cool? It's all about character in the end, so you get a **** like cole complaining some thug abuses him then he goes and does that on a pitch. Both are scum. Rafa trying to wriggle out of it now, fat coward.

[Dennis Bendtner]

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/67431000/jpg/_67431980_oscar_anderson_getty.jpg

Fergie using these games to put this fat wanker in the shop window. ****

[LDG]

:haha:

He's huge :lol:

He wouldn't fit in a shop window :sulk:

[Marc Overmars]

Can he even fit in a shop window?

[Niall_Quinn]

:haha:

He's huge :lol:

He wouldn't fit in a shop window :sulk:

Can you imagine what Arshavin is like now?

[Master Splinter]

Damn, MO beaten by the better man again.

[Marc Overmars]

:(

[LDG]

:trophy:

[Marc Overmars]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BJhR-aZCQAAdWSV.jpg:large

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

It was a pretty bad rake tackle by Rafael though.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/3501534/sideshow-bob-steps-on-rakes-o.gif

[Rors]

David Luiz. The new Buff Bagwell?

[Rors]

It was a pretty bad rake tackle by Rafael though.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/3501534/sideshow-bob-steps-on-rakes-o.gif

"Eeergh....eeergh...eeeergh..etc"

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

"We don't do that sort of thing here".

FFS.

[Rors]

"We don't do that sort of thing here".

FFS.

I can think of a couple of other things that might fit into that category....

[Dennis Bendtner]

I liked the complete ignoring of Cashley's antics in this instance. Didn't notice he'd chucked an imaginary card in there as well. But let's go after Louise and Oscar, obviously.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

It looked more for Distin's little nudge on Carragher as he jumped.

On the other hand, ha.

It was for Anichebe. Bigger ha.

[Cripps_orig]

Can't believe I watched MOTD 2

Luiz is awesome though

[Niall_Quinn]

Can't believe I watched MOTD 2

Luiz is awesome though

Can't believe you watched it either. Can't imagine where they found any highlights to show. Anyway, 300 is on E4 so you missed that.

[Cripps_orig]

Tbf to me, I knew nothing about the games apart from the scorelines which I guess should have been enough.

I didn't even know Mancs had a man sent off til I watched MOTD.

[Niall_Quinn]

Tbf to me, I knew nothing about the games apart from the scorelines which I guess should have been enough.

I didn't even know Mancs had a man sent off til I watched MOTD.

Webb had a nervous breakdown and forgot who pays the bills. Fergie was not pleased at the betrayal.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Football sucks the big one.

Anyway, on we go to the delights of Sunderland vs Stoke. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Why are the matches so shite? Have these players already gone on holiday and are only popping back on match day because they can't get out of it due to their boring old contracts? They are slaves tbh. Disgraceful how they still have to turn up. At least they don't have to do anything on the pitch.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I can't work it out in truth. A lack of quality can't explain it because there are many pub team games that are particularly enjoyable (Burton vs Bradford for instance).

Maybe coaching has got to a stage where nobody knows what to do but hope the other outshits them. I think more Keegan is needed.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sunderland: Mignolet, Colback, Cuellar, O'Shea, Rose, Larsson, Gardner, N'Diaye, McClean, Johnson, Graham.
Subs: Westwood, Bardsley, Kilgallon, Vaughan, Mangane, Marrs, Mandron.

Stoke: Begovic, Wilson, Shawcross, Huth, Shotton, Nzonzi, Adam, Whitehead, Walters, Crouch, Jerome.
Subs: Sorensen, Cameron, Palacios, Jones, Owen, Kightly, Etherington.

Referee: Lee Mason (Lancashire)

[Niall_Quinn]

Honestly can't bring myself to watch this. Got a bit bored of the snooker too. Game of Thrones is on tonight, I think I'll save up for that and hope blondie gets her tits out.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Daenerys. :bow:

I'll put the football on when the snooker finishes, I live in hope it'll surprise everyone and be a very fun match. I'm talking about Stoke away from home though so I am probably insane.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Hmm. Want Stoke to win to make things very :popcorn:, or Sunderland to win because they're not Stoke?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Larsson. :haha:

Sums up the fears about this game.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hmm. Want Stoke to win to make things very :popcorn:, or Sunderland to win because they're not Stoke?

I think a Sunderland win makes things more :popcorn: given they and Stoke would be on 40 points, plus, assuming Wigan do a Wigan and win tomorrow.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sunderland 0-1 Stoke, Walters!

Di Canio. :lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

In that case, laugh at the loser.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Whitehead booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gardner is shit.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Adam tumbling over the hoardings. :haha:

[Cripps_orig]

Walters :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fight fight fight!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gardner sent off. :haha:

Sunderland taking after their manager. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Larsson booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Some twat on the pitch that shouldn't be. :lol:

Pub games. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Johnson freekick, not far away.

[GP]

Soccer Guy ‏@usasoccerguy 1m
Coach D. Cameo must be feeling the jaws of the EPL disaster sector chomping at his legs like a humongous gator! #epl #chomp

[Cripps_orig]

Have any of these relegation battlers bought Nigel Quashie yet?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sunderland might need him as an emergency loan with how things are.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Adam. :haha:

Pubber.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good run from Johnson, shoots straight at Begovic.