Weekend fixtures plus midweek games 11/12/14 May

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Freekick to Stoke, come on you Orcs.

[Munchies]

Stoke FK , 10 misn left

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hoof clear one. :doh:

[Marc Overmars]

Time for Wazza to come home.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shite shot from Dembele.

[Munchies]

Siggurddson coming on... he always has an impact ffs

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-2 Ade.

Stoke. :doh:

[Munchies]

QPR penalty

[Munchies]

Fuck, typical

[Marc Overmars]

And there it is.

[Munchies]

Off-fucking- side

[GP]

Useless orc twats

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Oh cock!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

QPR 1-0 Barcodes, Remy pelanty.

[cheesy bites]

Spurs were always going to win this game, and their next one.

6 points or bust for us.

[Master Splinter]

Benteke yesterday. Charlie Adams today. Morans :doh:.

[IBK]

Thought that c unt couldn't do anything to make me hate him any more - I was wrong!

[Munchies]

turning it off now, fuck it.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Ffs double cock. We need toon to be safe before we play them.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke trying to exert pressure. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dempsey off, Sigurdsson on.

[WMUG]

Ffs double cock. We need toon to be safe before we play them.Irrelevant, Toon will be safe if we beat Wigan, so we're already fucked if they're not.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Four added minutes.

Pelanty to the Barcodes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

QPR 1-1 Barcodes, Ben Arfa.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wilson you berk.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke 1-2 Spuds, FT.

Benteke and Adam. :doh:

[cheesy bites]

effing balls

This doesn't look good.

[Marc Overmars]

Another shit your pants final day in store then. :sick:

[Munchies]

Newcastle away is tough :(

[cheesy bites]

So what channel is the Europa League on nowadays? ITV2 or Five?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Norwich 1-0 WBA, Snodgrass.

[Xhaka Can’t]

ITV4

[McNamara That Ghost...]

QPR 1-2 Barcodes, Gouffran!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fulham 1-0 Liverpool, Berbatov. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fulham 1-1 Liverpool, Sturridge.

[Globalgunner]

Is Bosingwa not married?. How can any woman allow her husband outside with such a ridiculous monobrow.

[Marc Overmars]

Scholes talking is just weird.

[Rors]

I'm officially worried again now.... FFS

[Marc Overmars]

Guard of honour for Fergie.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fergie shuffling uncomfortably. :lol:

[Marc Overmars]

I'm officially worried again now.... FFS

I would be too relying on us.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I'm officially worried again now.... FFS

You've got us to rely on. :wave:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hold it together, old boy.

Me I mean.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd: De Gea, Jones, Ferdinand, Vidic, Evra, Carrick, Scholes, Welbeck, Kagawa, Hernandez, van Persie.
Subs: Lindegaard, Evans, Valencia, Anderson, Giggs, Cleverley, Buttner.

Swansea: Tremmel, Taylor, Chico, Williams, Tiendalli, Dyer, Routledge, Britton, de Guzman, Hernandez, Michu.
Subs: Cornell, Lamah, Monk, Shechter, Rangel, Agustien, Davies.

Referee: Jon Moss (W Yorkshire)

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

must be hard for wenger. seeing all those celebrations and love in for fergie knowing he wont be getting the same when he finally f's off.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

must be hard for wenger. seeing all those celebrations and love in for fergie knowing he wont be getting the same when he finally f's off.

It might not be quite as emotional but whatever happens from this season to next, he'll still be our most successful manager, ever. Though granted, he should've been a lot more successful.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tiote off injured, Perch on.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

It might not be quite as emotional but whatever happens from this season to next, he'll still be our most successful manager, ever. Though granted, he should've been a lot more successful.

i think he's also statistically our worst too. i remember reading it somewhere i.e. length of time in charge without a trophy or something.

5 years ago he would have got a huge love in. no chance now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton 2-0 'Ammers, Mirallas.

[Rors]

You've got us to rely on. :wave:

"I was praying it wouldn't come to that, sir"

[Marc Overmars]

"Robin Van Persie, we thought you were dead" :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

i think he's also statistically our worst too. i remember reading it somewhere i.e. length of time in charge without a trophy or something.

5 years ago he would have got a huge love in. no chance now.

I'd imagine statistically he is our best performing manager in the league, too (compared to length of time). He'd get a great reception I am sure.

Anyway, he would have been gone by then, so presumably you'd loudly cheer!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Norwich 2-0 WBA, Holt!

Fuck-up by Foster. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fulham 1-2 Liverpool, Sturridge with his second.

Fulham. :lol:

[Marc Overmars]

Look like a defeat for Wigan on Tuesday sends them down.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Norwich 3-0 WBA, E. Bennett.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sunderland 1-0 Southampton, Bardsley!

[Rors]

Oh God.

--

DO NOT SCREW THIS UP.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

If we do beat Wigan, it's fairly assured our game and the Spuds game will be on TV. What else would there be to show? :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Norwich's third has been give as a McAuley OG.

[Rors]

:threaten:...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sunderland 1-1 Southampton, Puncheon!

[Rors]

Okay...

[Dennis Bendtner]

I don't want to relegate Wigan :(

That said, we fucking better.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rob Elliot sent off for the Barcodes. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd 1-0 Swansea, Hernandez.

Williams. :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ninth place at worst for Swansea this season, as it stands.

Also, Everton finishing above Liverpool again. :lol:

[Master Splinter]

GOAL - Man Utd 1-0 Swansea - Javier Hernandez (39 mins)
Sir Alex Ferguson is out of his seat in the Old Trafford dugout for possibly the last time as Javier Hernandez sweeps United into the lead.

It's a rare mistake from Swansea captain Ashley Williams, who can only steer the ball into the Mexican's path and he buries a low shot.

:lol:

It's really not rare at all. The new Hart/Reina?

Is selassie around? :coffee: :ninja:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fulham 1-3 Liverpool, Sturridge hat-trick.

[Marc Overmars]

Sturridge is very good these days, still a bit of a greedy twat though.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Norwich 4-0 WBA, Howson.

:lol:

[Rors]

Still can't think Sturridge without thinking his missed penalty/tantrum in the Great Britain- South Korea game on 'Super Saturday'...

[Marc Overmars]

Teams who secure midtable security early in the season. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sunderland 1-1 Southampton, FT.

Southampton are safe.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

QPR 1-2 Barcodes, FT.

Barcodes are safe!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton 2-0 'Ammers, FT.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Norwich 4-0 WBA, FT. Norwich are safe too.

Fulham 1-3 Liverpool, FT. Fulham are safe also, despite losing the last five matches. :lol:

[cheesy bites]

Dammit will you guys stop laughing at other teams?!

You're giving us bad joojoo :ninja:

[Marc Overmars]

Really wanted to see a winner takes all match between Wigan and Villa, but that would mean we fucked up. Shame.

[Rors]

Really wanted to see a winner takes all match between Wigan and Villa, but that would mean we fucked up. Shame.

It would indeed wouldn't it? So don't even think about it...! :threaten: ;)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dammit will you guys stop laughing at other teams?!

You're giving us bad joojoo :ninja:

If I had that power, I'd have used it to get us 114 points each season a long time ago.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd 1-1 Swansea, Michu!

[Rors]

Fergie :wave:

[Marc Overmars]

A late winner in Fergie time I'm predicting. It would be fitting.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea would move up to eighth if they win.

Routledge probably should've scored.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd getting pumped. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Taylor off, Davies on.

Scholes and Welbeck off, Anderson and Valencia on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Anderson volley, wide.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Michu off, Rangel on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Giggs. :haha:

Yoga doesn't help all the time.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd 2-1 Swansea, Rio.

[Marc Overmars]

Rio. :lol:

Brrrap.

[Rors]

"It's written in the Gods" - Shteve :doh:

[Globalgunner]

Giggs. :haha:

Yoga doesn't help all the time.

Having sex with close relations will also affect your centre of gravity, if not your moral compass

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-1 FT. :sick:

[Marc Overmars]

Fergie speech coming up.

Will he cry?

[Globalgunner]

United will surely have to install a new seat on the bench for David Moyes. The old one will be telling him to bugger orf

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fergie speech coming up.

Will he cry?

You can bet Bobby Charlton will.

[Master Splinter]

"Thanks most of all to Mike Riley and Howard Webb."

[McNamara That Ghost...]

RVP. :lol:

He couldn't wait to get away.

[Rors]

Cheap pop city...

[Marc Overmars]

Fergie. :bow:

What a man.

[Master Splinter]

Fergie's voice breaking.

Maccy's tears flowing.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fergie's voice breaking.

Maccy's tears flowing.

I stifled them. Helped with Stelling calling Fergie immortal.

[Dennis Bendtner]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/12/article-2323305-19BDFC5B000005DC-740_634x506.jpg

It shall never be seen again. :rose:

[Master Splinter]

Fergie. :bow:

What a man.

You and Maccy have disgraced yourselves today.

[Marc Overmars]

You and Maccy have disgraced yourselves today.

Some things just transcend rivalry tbh.

[GP]

Cheerio, you bacon faced old cunt

:wave:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

As a great man once said: it's like putting down Old Yeller.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cheerio, you bacon faced old cunt

:wave:

Bacon. :sick:

[Rors]

As a great man once said: it's like putting down Old Yeller.

"I'm sorry, I DON'T love you"

[Dennis Bendtner]

You and Maccy have disgraced yourselves today.

Leave it ahht, at least this is for a genuine legend. But hopefully our ghels won't be eulogizing about Man Utd on twitter and Carl Jenkers doesn't go for a pint with Teddy Sheringham.

Fergie. :wave:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The Sky team really don't need to be on the pitch.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

"I'm sorry, I DON'T love you"

http://i41.tinypic.com/2mhdlyh.jpg

[Rors]

http://i41.tinypic.com/2mhdlyh.jpg

Nngh..

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Hopefully this is the beginning of the end for United.

And Everton.

Also, Countinho :bow: Sod Suarez, he's our new "one man team" player.

[Master Splinter]

Leave it ahht, at least this is for a genuine legend.

No denying how good he is, but like Mourinho, the nefarious stuff was just as prevalent as the genius. He was allowed to get away with murder.

Praise the man, but any emotion is not on tbf.

[Master Splinter]

But hopefully our ghels won't be eulogizing about Man Utd

http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/ox-inspirational-ferguson-is-a-winner

[Master Splinter]

Fat Fuck Anderson at the forefront of the celebrations :lol:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I guess because he is finally going, any of the nefarious things that you mention don't really matter anymore. Plus, I am messed up in the head.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Has Rooney done a Terry?

Full Kit Wanker.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Where's Terry?

[Marc Overmars]

Some boos for Wazza. :lol:

[Master Splinter]

No hug between Shrek and Fergie. :popcorn:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Redcafe:


This is like when the undertaker retired all over again!

:doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I'm not sure I like that you only need to have played five games to have got a medal.

[Rors]

Redcafe:



:doh:


:haha: Raaes is back?

[Marc Overmars]

Fergie lifts it.

Nice touch.

RVC. :sick:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fergie. :lol:

Bottled the challenge of beating our 13.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:haha: Raaes is back?

This is someone else!

[Dennis Bendtner]

No denying how good he is, but like Mourinho, the nefarious stuff was just as prevalent as the genius. He was allowed to get away with murder.

Praise the man, but any emotion is not on tbf.

Correct, although at least he wasn't as self-absorbed and shameless as Maureen. He was (is?) a **** though and a lot of them kicking us off the pitch for about six years running goes under the radar for some reason. And too often he went to militant levels to insult other managers.

I think 'acceptable' slight emotion is because he and Man U are all many of us have ever known. I'm going to be gutted when Wenger goes.

Other than that in regard to Fergie...well done, now fuck off.

[Rors]

I'm not sure I like that you only need to have played five games to have got a medal.

Used to be ten. Which is one more game than you could play if you signed on deadline day..

[Rors]

This is someone else!

"I think it's the old Undertaker"?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

"I think it's the old Undertaker"?

:lol:

He did support Man Utd I suppose.

And yeah, ten is a fair amount. Now any pub teamer in a squad can dance about with a medal to tell the grandkids about.

[Master Splinter]

Crooks picks Robson at CB and puts RVC in there after one season for the Fergie XI.

A true maverick.

Maverick meaning utterly moronic fucktard of course.

[Dennis Bendtner]

http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/ox-inspirational-ferguson-is-a-winner

:lol: what the hell? arsenal.com arranged a special interview to do it? What next, asking Aaron Ramsey if he regrets not playing under him? Clowns. Standard banter-fare from Chambo.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

They can OxTV but give him a special interview segment instead? :rolleyes:

[Master Splinter]

Ox TV :lol:.

Was the Cisc Fabregas show ever recommissioned?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

One of the perks for when he makes his glorious return.

[Dennis Bendtner]

BBC Sport Chief Football Writer Phil McNulty at Old Trafford
"'Are You Watching Merseyside?' sings Old Trafford? Well I bet one man is. And he'll be watching every Manchester United game next season."

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ltxy3kgK1r6f8pso1_500.gif

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mini-me's literally being created all the way through.

WTF Neville?

[Dennis Bendtner]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob2ADpnMarc

"Idonwananyouseanyelicopteridoncareaboutfreecardjso nfonopjsofpofpfjpsffjszczesnyidontwantanyplayeroft hmonthawardalliwantissmy own TV SHOW." Cesc Fabregas, May 2008.

What an embarrassment this was.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fergie confirms Wazza transfer request.

[Rors]

Shrek :wave:

[Master Splinter]

Shrek out.

Anichebe in?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sky's programme continues on for another 50 minutes. :wacko:

[Rors]

Sky's programme continues on for another 50 minutes. :wacko:

"..to really do this one justice". God knows what the hyperbole would be like if he was still around...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

He does still have another game left. :lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Just imagine what it'll be like when he dies...

[Cripps_orig]

MOTD worth watching?

Heard Fergie gave an awesome speech at the end

[IBK]

It was a great speech. Can't help but admire him.

[Cripps_orig]

Il watch the speech.

Don't give a fuck about the trophy presentation.

Anything else happen in the other matches worth watching?

Sturridge is a must get

[Marc Overmars]

It was a great speech. Can't help but admire him.

I liked the way he spoke to the fans as if they're all in it together.

Moyes. :lol:

Awful Fergie.

[Cripps_orig]

Michael Laudrup is on MOTD along with lawro and some milky way dude

[Cripps_orig]

Ashley Williams :haha:

This guy is shite.

Fergie :bow:

Great speech.

Only thing left to say is

Moyes :haha:

[Cripps_orig]

Evertons first was awesome

[McNamara That Ghost...]

God that was embarrassing talking about the Everton job.

[Cripps_orig]

Great finish by Dempsey.

A player we should have got

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

well what can we say

he came when the club was in turmoil, battling relegation, going nowhere with no direction. he completely turned them around.

he came when liverpool were on a high and knocked them off their perch. he's left his team as the top dogs and comfortably finishing above their rivals.

arguably one of the best managers in the premier league era. what is it about scotland that producers top class managers? what a man, what a character.

well done moyes.

[Cripps_orig]

Adam :doh:

[Cripps_orig]

Ade coming good when he's needed

A player we should have kept

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

miralles is class

and wenger chose giroud over him :haha: :doh:

[Cripps_orig]

Ades interviews :haha:

How they are missed

[Cripps_orig]

First time I've seen that goal v Chelsea

Brilliant.

Time he came home

[Cripps_orig]

Foster :haha:

English keepers :doh:

[Cripps_orig]

He really should have gone down on his knees and headed t in

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Foster had a test fuck-up before he delivered the goods.

:haha:

[Cripps_orig]

Oh dear god

Bosingwa and Green :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Laudrup. :bow:

[Cripps_orig]

Impressive from Sturridge.

His first 2 were a little bit good

[Cripps_orig]

How is that not handball and a penalty?

Halsey is shit

[Cripps_orig]

Brilliant saves from Reina.

Who on here thinks he's shit? :haha:

[Cripps_orig]

Cheeky bid for Coutinho?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Halsey is so shit.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Reading 0-1 Citeh, Aguero.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Reading 0-2 Citeh, Dzeko.

QPR can climb up to the heady heights of 19th on the last day.

[Niall_Quinn]

Reading 0-2 Citeh, Dzeko.

QPR can climb up to the heady heights of 19th on the last day.

Another Redknapp miracle.

[Marc Overmars]

Just seen Aguero's goal.

City do score some awesome team goals tbf.

[Cripps_orig]

Forgot man city played last night. No mention of it at all during half time or full time at the emirates last night.

City :lol:

So insignificant