4th Place Cup Final Newcastle vs Arsenal Saturday 16:00PM Sky Sport 1

[Cripps_orig]

Arteta hauled off

why start him?

what a pointless decision

[Munchies]

Arteta is broken
Jack is broken
Ox is cming in

[Maestro]

why the fuck is Mert out there constantly covering for an ever out-of-position Sagan.

Sagan is finished in my book

[Niall_Quinn]

Ox is now DM?

[Cripps_orig]

Wilshere :pal:

[Munchies]

Ox a CDM ?

[Niall_Quinn]

Why not move caz in and Ox wide?

[Munchies]

why the fuck is Mert out there constantly covering for an ever out-of-position Sagan.

Sagan is finished in my book

Sooner we get rid of this twat , the better.

He can shove his wife's custom made pink range rover up his ass

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Far too eager from Oxocube.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ox with theo like control.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Ffs, Ox.

That wasn't your ball.

[Munchies]

Know this is another game, but Bale booked for diving :lol:

[Maestro]

Why not move caz in and Ox wide?

i'm at a loss on that one, Wenger knows best

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cazorla. :haha:

Don't lean back FFS!

[Cripps_orig]

Oh dear cazorla.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ox is playing central behind Ramsey. That's fucking mad.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Santi :lol:


Gibbs probably should have shot himself.

[Master Splinter]

Chopzola :doh:.

[Cripps_orig]

Santi :lol:


Gibbs probably should have shot himself.

Harsh. I dont agree with suicide

[Newguy]

need giroud on, podolski off

[Niall_Quinn]

Theo :doh:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Harsh. I dont agree with suicide

A shame. You should try it out one day. :fingers::fingers:

[Niall_Quinn]

This team can kill enthusiasm and anticipation stone dead. In minutes. Terrible stuff.

[Newguy]

mertz so slow

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Corner to them.


They look well up for this.

[Maestro]

right, off for me meds. lads make sure we don't concede at least

is anyone watching Sagan? .....he's going to lose us this game

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Why do we try and counter-attack with Hollywood balls?

[Globalgunner]

Mertesacker. Hes like Marmite. either good or gash. You decide

[Cripps_orig]

Its been ages since i watched arsenal on tv

Now i know why

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Why do we try and counter-attack with Hollywood balls?

lack of composure or ability on the ball in central midfield?

[Niall_Quinn]

right, off for me meds. lads make sure we don't concede at least

is anyone watching Sagan? .....he's going to lose us this game

I'm trying to ignore him in case I end up smashing the TV and missing the game

[The Emirates Gallactico]

lack of composure or ability on the ball in central midfield?

Plus Theo aside, a lack of penetrating runs.

[Munchies]

Rosicky has been awful

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Watching this and you'd think the roles were reversed with the Barcodes needing a win to secure 4th over their closest rivals.

Where is the fucking urgency and awareness in our team?

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Someone tell Rosicky not to lunge in like that. The last thing we need to do is Webb any excuse.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cabaye shoots from distance, easy for Shznanany.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rosicky booked.

[Niall_Quinn]

Completely fucked up. We have caz behind Ramsey on the left and Ox stuck in front of the back two. Wtf? Stupid.

crowd books Rosicky.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Harper on the verge of tears.

Quick, someone shoot now!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Erm offside, really?

[fakeyank]

Dont think its offside!

[Munchies]

THAT was fucking on

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ben Arfa. :lol:

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Pods. :haha:

Didn't know he was called offside so definitely bottled that one.

[Globalgunner]

Truth be told. This gash team playing in the CL is akin to a crime. We are so average

[The Emirates Gallactico]

He was on.


Webb already at work :rolleyes:

[Master Splinter]

Ben Arthur having his customary sole good game in twenty.

[KSE Comedy Club]

Sorry but what was all that about with harper?

[Niall_Quinn]

FIX THE FUCKING FORMATION WENGER YOU BASTARD

[The Emirates Gallactico]

This isn't good. We don't seem any good at creating anything.


Need Santi to do something, no one else can.

[Newguy]

we need giroud on

[Niall_Quinn]

Better. Don't let theo the the corner.

[Niall_Quinn]

Caz :doh: let theo take them from now on

[Niall_Quinn]

That's grim.what a waste.

[Munchies]

Can't take anymore of this shit, thinking about shite hart lane

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Giving the ball to Sagna for him to try and and whip in a cross seems to be 90% of our attacking ideas.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Jesus fucking christ!

Shit stuff in that attacking 3rd.

Sort it out, boys.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Book Tiote. Kicks out at Ramsey.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Titote needs to be sent off.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fuck shit heart lane.

We just need to move caz central and Ox wide. That will bring Walcott and Podolski into the game.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Two added minutes.

[Munchies]

That looked nasty

[Globalgunner]

Ramsey...always trying to do more than his talent will permit

[KSE Comedy Club]

So it's clear what result the FA want

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Fuck shit heart lane.

We just need to move caz central and Ox wide. That will bring Walcott and Podolski into the game.

Was hoping this wasn't so glaringly obvious, as Wenger never sees the glaring obvious.

[Niall_Quinn]

Cisse kicked the ball away after the whistle. Send RvP off FFS

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Hope Wenger is getting his hairdryer ready.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-0 HT.

Bit shit.

[Munchies]

0-0 Shite hart lane HT

[Niall_Quinn]

R U B B I S H

[cheesy bites]

Walcott's spent the first half bitching and moaning at his teammates, then when he gets the ball, running right straight into a Newcastle player

Ramsey gets it turns, and loses it.

Sagna offers absolute zilch going forward

Podolski may as well be on holiday


Bring on Giroud so we can hold up the ball

[Maestro]

Hope Wenger is getting his hairdryer ready.

he doesn't do hairdryer, he'll be busy handing out marshmallows and stress balls at HT

Ox at DMC???????????? How shit can a manager get

[Cripps_orig]

Yaya will sort out the problems next season

[Niall_Quinn]

And Wenger as played his part too with his shit arse tactic of playing everyone out of position.

[Niall_Quinn]

Yaya will sort out the problems next season

He's injured

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Fuck sakes. All it requires is a typical Bale stunner and we're out of this. I couldn't bear the humiliation if that happens.


Story of our season but we need a bit more quality up front.

[cheesy bites]

Newcastle have nothing to play for, but are playing with more fight than we are.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

And Wenger as played his part too with his shit arse tactic of playing everyone out of position.

Total Football. :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

Not very good as usual, but no damage done at least.

Need to sort our lives out in the 2nd half.

[Dennis Bendtner]

What is this midfield? This is like the great days of Mong Billong spending most of the time on the edge of the opposition box. Wilshere really must be in bad shape, but then why is he on the bench? :shrug:

[Maestro]

Newcastle have nothing to play for, but are playing with more fight than we are.

says it all tbh

hopefully the second half will be better

[Cripps_orig]

Who do we have on the bench that can save us?

[Globalgunner]

One thing is glaringly obvious. The only people who agonise over this team and club are the fans. The management and players just take it like a job like clerks in a big office. How the heck do we play like this with so much on the line. How many shots on target?

[cheesy bites]

One thing is glaringly obvious. The only people who agonise over this team and club are the fans. The management and players just take it like a job like clerks in a big office. How the heck do we play like this with so much on the line. How many shots on target?

More like "how many shots?"

[Munchies]

Don't think we've had one shot on target

[Dennis Bendtner]

Goof Ran is occasionally threatening with the punt and run on either side.

[cheesy bites]

If Wenger's not going to bring on Giroud, I'd like to at least see what Walcott can do through the middle. Granted the midfield is non-existant, but at least he's got something that's going to scare the Newcastle CBs.

[Marc Overmars]

We'll probably start to threaten once Bale combs one in.

[Niall_Quinn]

One thing is glaringly obvious. The only people who agonise over this team and club are the fans. The management and players just take it like a job like clerks in a big office. How the heck do we play like this with so much on the line. How many shots on target?

Two

Both to Newcastle. We're lucky not to be 2 down here. Awful finishing from them.

You are mistaking supreme arrogance for complacency. We are so good we can just tap it around until the opposition give up and let us score while they applaud our magnificence.

[Cripps_orig]

Who are the pundits?

[Niall_Quinn]

If Wenger's not going to bring on Giroud, I'd like to at least see what Walcott can do through the middle. Granted the midfield is non-existant, but at least he's got something that's going to scare the Newcastle CBs.

No point. Podolski isn't supporting him so hell just be marked out of it wherever he goes. Ox on the other side could give Walcott some freedom. But wumger has him playing sweeper.

[cheesy bites]

Who are the pundits?

On Sky? Neville and Jamie "Beckham-wanabee" Redknapp.

[Munchies]

No changes ?

[Marc Overmars]

Come on you Gunners! :pray:

[cheesy bites]

45 minutes

That's all we've got

Come on lads.

[Niall_Quinn]

It was a foul on bale btw. The spuds should be a goal up.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Theo shoots, Harper pushes it out.

Why isn't anyone in on goal?

[KSE Comedy Club]

Webb wanted to fit in with barcodes better so he put the green top on

[Cripps_orig]

Harper saves from theo.

No **** following in

[Munchies]

Shit shot

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It was a foul on bale btw. The spuds should be a goal up.

With Ade's funny dance routine? No guarantee of a goal tbf.

[cheesy bites]

...and that's why Podolski is not a striker and should never be played there.

[KSE Comedy Club]

Fuck sake, how long are these ****s gonna be aloud to lay down for

[KSE Comedy Club]

...and that's why Podolski is not a striker and should never be played there.

Because theo didn't cut back to him?

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Ox is still playing centrally!

[Munchies]

Can't do anything in the final 3rd

[Niall_Quinn]

With Ade's funny dance routine? No guarantee of a goal tbf.

Not that I'm saying it wasn't poetic justice

[Dennis Bendtner]

...and that's why Podolski is not a striker and should never be played there.

Yeah. He just doesn't have it in general. Giroud on for him soonish I would think.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ox is still playing centrally!

Nah he's in goal now

[cheesy bites]

Because theo didn't cut back to him?

He never makes the move towards the box that real poachers should do.

[Niall_Quinn]

Yeah. He just doesn't have it in general. Giroud on for him soonish I would think.

Giroud would have been the same. Sloooooooooooooooooooooow

[Newguy]

Ox as a DM....Wenger's madness has no bounds

[Munchies]

Watching both games, nervous as fuck, delaying going to the bathroom, may shit myself

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Fucking hell. That was close

[Niall_Quinn]

Looks like Rosicky has been pushed back and Ox moved up. Ramsey still wide as is Cazorla. So still fucked up by a lunatic but not as badly.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Send OFF that scrote Cabaye!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tackle from behind, suppsoed to be a yellow. Webb gives Cabaye a free pass though.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

KOSCIELNY!!!!

[Dennis Bendtner]

Giroud would have been the same. Sloooooooooooooooooooooow

Giroud runs through treacle but wasn't in reference to that chance really. Giroud is at least better with his back to goal.

[Munchies]

FUCKIN YESSSSSSSSSSSS

[Niall_Quinn]

KOS!!!!!

thank fuck for our best striker

[cheesy bites]

BOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[The Emirates Gallactico]

KOSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[GP]

KOS TYHE BOSSS!!!!

[Dennis Bendtner]

This guy scores in all these games! :lol:

[fakeyank]

:dancingman:

[Cripps_orig]

KOSSSSS

Love this guy

[KSE Comedy Club]

Kos is boss!!!!!!!!!

[Master Splinter]

Kos!!!!!!!!

[Marc Overmars]

Get in!!!

Fucking love those pub goals.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

In off Harper's head. :haha:

[Maestro]

Bossssssss !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Munchies]

LOL AT THE SPURS FANS

FUCK YOU , FUCKIN ****S

[Globalgunner]

Yes!. Now lets not screw this up

[cheesy bites]

WHAT

A

FINISH

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Kos!!!!!


Fuck yeah :patrice:

Get in gooners!

[Cripps_orig]

Someone flick over to the spuds game and check the reaction

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Come on arsenal, get another to finish this.

[Niall_Quinn]

Walcott, lost a yard

[Marc Overmars]

Can we not do anything stupid now please.

Thanks.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ox back as DM. Incredible

[Munchies]

Play off happens if it stays like this ?

[GP]

Walcott, lost a yard

Maybe he's carrying his wallet.

[Cripps_orig]

Play off happens if it stays like this ?

No

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Sagna has been at the wars today :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Oh fucking hell, somebody give him some help.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cabaye hauled off, Anita on.

[Munchies]

Sunderland fans singing 1-0 to the Arsenal :lol:

[Cripps_orig]

Cabaye hauled off

[Maestro]

second spurs pelanty appeal turned down, lol

defoe coming on

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good block from Kos.

Sagna needs to sort his life out.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Fuck sakes, don't screw this up

[Niall_Quinn]

Anyone think Podolski is utter shit? Just putting it out there

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cazorla the Warrior. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Well done Ramsey, even if he handballed it.

[Cripps_orig]

Bring on Grimandi to shore things up

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Newcastle threatening. :(

[Globalgunner]

Ben arfa, running our players ragged

[Niall_Quinn]

We are seriously light up front.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Sunderland fans singing 1-0 to the Arsenal :lol:

:bow:

Got to love those pubbers.

[cheesy bites]

See out this period, come on guys

[Maestro]

Bring on Grimandi to shore things up

he's busy scouting yaya

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Webb. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Webb's pass intercepted.

[Cripps_orig]

Got a bad feeling Wenger will take Walcott off and that will invite pressure

[Niall_Quinn]

:bow:

Got to love those pubbers.

They love our pubbery too

[cheesy bites]

10 minutes of boring Arsenal possession please

[Munchies]

Spuds hit the post !

[Niall_Quinn]

Walcott sloooooooooow

[Marc Overmars]

Ben Arfa is coasting past everyone. :sick:

[Cripps_orig]

Spuds hit the post !

Wrong thread?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gouffran off, Marveaux on.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Kos. :bow:

How awesome is this guy?

Ollie was right, he's our best CB.

[cheesy bites]

HITS THE WOODWORK - Tottenham 0-0 SunderlandHow has this stayed out?!
Spurs so close to a goal as Scott Parker sees a shot blocked on the line by Jack Colback, and Colback then turns another shot from Aaron Lennon on to the post.
Steffen Freund is all over the shop. He cannot believe it's still 0-0.

[Niall_Quinn]

That was close, Merts and Kos just deal with it. Gouffran off, good stuff because he was dangerous. Creepy Pardew obviously as mental as wumger

[Munchies]

If we get 4th, MOTD will be fun tonight

[Cripps_orig]

Brilliant from Mert there. Our best cb by a mile

[The Emirates Gallactico]

If we get 4th, MOTD will be fun tonight

Would be even more fun if we get 3rd.

Need Moyes to get another.

[Marc Overmars]

This looks like its going the way of recent away games.

Shit your pants time.

[Niall_Quinn]

Glorious finish by Bart. Really, he's our best striker.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Brilliant from Mert there. Our best cb by a mile

5/10

[Master Splinter]

Should be able to get £25m from Bayern for Kos after this game.

What a player.

[Niall_Quinn]

Pods so shit there. Ball is wide and we desperately need a player to make the run. Pods jogging.

[Munchies]

Should take Rosicky off
Wilshere on for final 20

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Freekick to us, come on, someone pull a wondergoal out of their arse.

[Globalgunner]

Tiote is a real little piece of dog turd. To think some were interested in him after that fluke goal against us. Crap player

[Niall_Quinn]

Goal coming up to make it comfy. Here we go....

[Munchies]

The spuds were goin fuckin mad, I thought my stream was behind, they had a corner :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Poldi hits the wall.

[Niall_Quinn]

:doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Oxocube. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Why are the Spurs fans celebrating? :lol:

[KSE Comedy Club]

Lol at the spud fans :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Spud zombies thought Geordies had scored. Massive cheers going around shite heart lane

:haha:

[Munchies]

I'd love to give fake info to fans there !

[Niall_Quinn]

Oxocube. :lol:

He's a terrible DM.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ben Arfa goes for a wondergoal, wide.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Tottenham 0-0 Sunderland

False alarm! A false alarm at White Hart Lane. I love it when this happens on the last day of the season. Spurs fans erupt as 'news' comes through to them but I can assure you that Newcastle have not scored.

They soon pipe down again.

:haha: :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Eek,thought that was going to be a cisse style ultra fluke

[Munchies]

Villas Boas dancin off on the touchline haha

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Fuck sake, kill this game of lads!

[cheesy bites]

Squeaky bum time

[Niall_Quinn]

Oh yes our game is still on. What a bore.

[Munchies]

Comon , 15 mins or so left

[Master Splinter]

Our front three might as well not be there.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a pub team piece of play.

[KSE Comedy Club]

Make some fuckin changes wenger

[Maestro]

we really need to acquire some serious firepower, nothing up front ...nothing

Kos is quality

[Niall_Quinn]

Aaaaarrrrrrrggggggghhhhh what as shit ball by Ramsey

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Oh god, Ramsey

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Ffs Ramsey.

[Niall_Quinn]

FA pull the red card for Sunderland. Trying their best for the spuds then.

[Maestro]

Vaughn sent off for Sunderland

[GP]

ffs Merts concentrate.

[Munchies]

Big Sexy coming on

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Poldi hauled off, Giroud on.

[KSE Comedy Club]

Big Sexy!!

[Cripps_orig]

Arsenal go more defensive as Giroud is on

[Niall_Quinn]

Geordies annoyed because their team is as shit as ours.

Pods off, hopeless. Giroud on. Hopeless.

[GP]

My god he's sexy.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Sunderland down to ten men.

Come on Arsenal, we need a couple more.

Giroud on for Podolski, in the same breath.

[cheesy bites]

The Handsome One is here to save us

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stay on your feet!

[Cripps_orig]

Newcastle corner

[Maestro]

Our front three might as well not be there.

need to replace our whole attacking unit. total overhaul required ...thank god yaya is on his way

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Corner to them.

pls defence

[KSE Comedy Club]

I fucking love Kos, single handedly defended that corner

[Niall_Quinn]

Kos playing defence, midfield and attack now.

[Maestro]

Kos Boss

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kos has been stunningly good tbf.

[Marc Overmars]

Please get a 2nd Arsenal, I can't take this.

[cheesy bites]

I can't take much more of this

[KSE Comedy Club]

Wonderkid coming on for barcodes

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mbiwa off, Campbell on.

[cheesy bites]

What odds this youth local lad gets a goal

[Niall_Quinn]

Please, please, please let us pub it over the line ahed of the spuds. For the pride and the glory.

[Master Splinter]

Please get a 2nd Arsenal, I can't take this.

Has Kos ever scored 2 in a game before?

[Munchies]

10 mins

COME ON

[Cripps_orig]

Some guy no ones heard of n to score the goal to put spuds in to the CL

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gibbs booked. Don't be stupid guys.

[Maestro]

Wonderkid coming on for barcodes

don't like the sound of that, cue 30 yarder fluke volley

[Niall_Quinn]

Gibbs booked for something

[KSE Comedy Club]

Gibbs booked for being tackled

[The Emirates Gallactico]

What odds this youth local lad gets a goal

*Flashes of Neil Mellor's one hit wonder*



Fucks sake get another to kill this. Or better still, the fascists need to score.

[Cripps_orig]

Neil mellor :haha:

Is he dead now?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kos is a legend. :bow:

[KSE Comedy Club]

Oxo playing dogshit, why the fuck havent we made any more subs

[GP]

Kos is superb.

[Niall_Quinn]

Our best move for ages. Total shit but we got a corner. Kos throwing his body into the mixer again. MOTM by a mile.

[Maestro]

Has Kos ever scored 2 in a game before?

because he is our only hope right now