FA Cup thread 2013/14

[Master Splinter]

30 minutes of Mourinho's victory montage over Wenger/Pellegrini/Guardiola/Rafa coming up on ITV.

What a mind.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

ITV's tribute to Mourinho on now.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Does Zimm flip a coin for this one?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Is that ITV beeping?

[GP]

Does Zimm flip a coin for this one?

Never heard it called that before.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

ITV have all week to sort this out and they still manage to screw it up.

[Özim]

Does Zimm flip a coin for this one?


Heads I win tails you lose

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cardiff 1-2 Wigan, FT! Wigan. :bow:

Solskjaer. :haha:

Tan. :haha:

[Özim]

Cardiff 1-2 Wigan, FT! Wigan. :bow:

Solskjaer. :haha:

Tan. :haha:

Cup holders march on!

[Master Splinter]

Solskjaer is a bit shit.

Wigan :bow:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cup holders march on!

Germans. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Oh dear, Keane and Dixon talking utter shit.

[Özim]

Oh dear, Keane and Dixon talking utter shit.

You think it's utter sh*t, just because you don't agree with it, doesn't mean it is.

[Niall_Quinn]

Is that ITV beeping?

Indeed it was. I found that out after checking the computer, the iPad, the phones, the fire alarm, and so on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Countdown to the tie of the round. :lol:

10 times winners and seven times winners. Pubbers tbf.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Indeed it was. I found that out after checking the computer, the iPad, the phones, the fire alarm, and so on.

I did think my laptop was dying another death. Chiles needs to.

[Master Splinter]

It's Mourinho that's constantly riled and having daily breakdowns, you imbeciles. :doh:

Wenger and Pellegrini have given matter-of-fact statements and haven't said anything personal at any time.

Now Keane is making things up to promote the cult of Mourinho. They really are a pitiful bunch of brainless sycophants.

[Özim]

It's Mourinho that's constantly riled and having daily breakdowns, you imbeciles. :doh:

Wenger and Pellegrini have given matter-of-fact statements and haven't said anything personal at any time.

Now Keane is making things up to promote the cult of Mourinho. They really are a pitiful bunch of brainless sycophants.

OR he's getting a psychological edge in the race for the title.

He's not here to make friends, he's here to win.

Wenger and Ferguson use to do something similar with each in the days Wenger knew what it was like to win.

[Niall_Quinn]

OR he's getting a psychological edge in the race for the title.

He's not here to make friends, he's here to win.

Wenger and Ferguson use to do something similar with each in the days Wenger knew what it was like to win.

Why doesn't he just punch people in the face then? That would have a much bigger psychological as well as physical impact. Or kidnap their kids, that would fuck them up good and proper and give Maureen a massive edge. It's a bit small time to settle for being rude and ignorant and gouging cancer patient's eyes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea bang in form, hitting all the right notes. :lol:

Anichebe will be gutted his goal doesn't count.

[Master Splinter]

The Poor Man's Nigel Havers is such a slimeball. Trying to get a soundbite out of Pellegrini.

These are apparently grown men FFS. Absolute turds whichever channel you're on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Chelsea bang in form, hitting all the right notes. :lol:

Anichebe will be gutted his goal doesn't count.

Couldn't care less about them - I'm more concerned we've collapsed to a point off the lead.

[Özim]

Why doesn't he just punch people in the face then? That would have a much bigger psychological as well as physical impact. Or kidnap their kids, that would fuck them up good and proper and give Maureen a massive edge. It's a bit small time to settle for being rude and ignorant and gouging cancer patient's eyes.

1) That's assault/kidnap and you'll get charged for that

2) Too obvious and not as effective

Might be something someone some dum fan does, but he's a little more advanced in the evolutionary ladder.

[Niall_Quinn]

Mourinho is living proof the rest of us progressed from the evolutionary primordial slime.

[Master Splinter]

Why doesn't he just punch people in the face then? That would have a much bigger psychological as well as physical impact. Or kidnap their kids, that would fuck them up good and proper and give Maureen a massive edge. It's a bit small time to settle for being rude and ignorant and gouging cancer patient's eyes.

It's not worth trying to explain N_Q.

That you have such patience to continue with what amounts to smashing your head with a giant iron pipe makes me worry about you more than the actual brainless.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The Poor Man's Nigel Havers is such a slimeball. Trying to get a soundbite out of Pellegrini.

These are apparently grown men FFS. Absolute turds whichever channel you're on.

Pellegrini really frustrates the media due to not giving them much 'copy' ie, doing their job for them. It's only going to mean they press him harder and harder in the future.

[Özim]

Mourinho is living proof the rest of us progressed from the evolutionary primordial slime.

Thing is he's very clever, he seems to wind people up big time, just look at this place when he makes a comment, some of you guys go nuts!

[Niall_Quinn]

Big punch up, lots of cards, plenty of injuries and a replay required please. Plus somebody to stamp on Ramires' face and kick him in the balls.

[Özim]

It's not worth trying to explain N_Q.

That you have such patience to continue with what amounts to smashing your head with a giant iron pipe makes me worry about you more than the actual brainless.

Oh noes a thinly veiled dig. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Clichy crosses, to nobody.

[Niall_Quinn]

That pitch looks shite.

[Master Splinter]

Oh noes a thinly veiled dig. :lol:

If the cap snugly fits.

[Injury Time]

Clichy crosses, to nobody.
FFS we missed out on signing Nobody too!? Wenger out!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pub team touch from Zabaleta.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hazard pubs it up. :lol:

[Özim]

If the cap snugly fits.

I don't wear caps, that's for people like you who pretend they are better than they are, usually due to an inferiority complex.

Also called small man syndrome.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yaya can't control Milner's pass. Although it was played to the wrong foot.

[Niall_Quinn]

Passing in this league is shocking.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Anybody know what Tyldesley is blathering on about?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Javi Garcia. :lol:

No way is he Spanish.

[Özim]

Passing in this league is shocking.


Should get an extra point for passing the ball well tbh.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yaya smacks it, Cech fucks it up. ITV fuck it up and we miss Jovetic putting it over!

[Master Splinter]

ITV cameras :haha:.

Such a pub team operation.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City 1-0 Chelsea, JOVETIC!

Mourinho's mind games. :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Jovetic!!!!!!!!

[Munchies]

:haha:

[Özim]

Great finish Jovetic, they've got another striker who can score goals, can we borrow one?

[Niall_Quinn]

Maureen's ultra negative gameplan bites the dust.

[Munchies]

If only we signed him :(

Giroud wouldn't make that run, he'd stay back, hold the ball then lose it :lol:

[GP]

Maureen's ultra negative gameplan bites the dust.

He's a fucking fraud.

[GP]

If only we signed him :(

Shut up

[Munchies]

Shut up

Broken Jovetic > Giroud

[Özim]

He's a fucking fraud.

:lol: Yeah a fraud with a trophy cabinet that's full!

[Master Splinter]

Jovetic was feeling inferior running towards the box, but temporarily got over that by wearing a cap, which allowed him to score.

[GP]

Broken Jovetic > Giroud

With his super smashing great 1 league goal this season?

Shut up.

[Niall_Quinn]

Toure is an idiot. A goal up and he's losing it.

[GP]

Jovetic was feeling inferior running towards the box, but temporarily got over that by wearing a cap, which allowed him to score.

Jovetic was on his way to the cap bank...

[Özim]

Jovetic was feeling inferior running towards the box, but temporarily got over that by wearing a cap, which allowed him to score.

Nah, didn't need cap, he's not small.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:lol: Yeah a fraud with a trophy cabinet that's full!

He chucks most of his medals away.

[Munchies]

:lol: Yeah a fraud with a trophy cabinet that's full!

You can't reason with them :haha:

[Master Splinter]

If only we signed him :(

Giroud wouldn't make that run, he'd stay back, hold the ball then lose it :lol:

Well Giroud wouldn't be playing in Jovetic's position in the first place.

He'd be in Dzeko's.

Silly Munchies.

[Özim]

Jovetic was on his way to the cap bank...

:doh:

:lol:

:console:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pantilimon nearly gives it away.

[GP]

Well Giroud wouldn't be playing in Jovetic's position in the first place.

He'd be in Dzeko's.

Silly Munchies.

He's had a full-on breakdown.

[Özim]

You can't reason with them :haha:

I think they lost a few braincells in the move from the last GW, quite a few :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wasteful from Yaya.

Why not? Says Townsend. It wasn't on, that's why.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dzeko goes the curler, Cech pushes it away.

Chelsea. :lol:

Hope they get annihilated.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Willian. :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Willian :haha:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Er, what's Ramires thinking?

[Master Splinter]

Ramires :haha:.

[Niall_Quinn]

Of course if Terry was playing the chavs would be 10-0 up. Then again, if fernandinho was playing it would be 10-10. Even so, because Matic is playing it must be 10-20. And if Aguero was playing 20-20.

What a game!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cech's mind has gone.

[Niall_Quinn]

Chavs have a bit of a dodgy keeper.

[Globalgunner]

Dzeko goes the curler, Cech pushes it away.

Chelsea. :lol:

Hope they get annihilated.

Hope they get pummelled, ground into mincemeat, and fed to Alsatians. All except David Luiz, I like him.

[Master Splinter]

Cech's mind has gone.

Mourinho does it again.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fuck, how can a professional play a cross like that?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hope they get pummelled, ground into mincemeat, and fed to Alsatians. All except David Luiz, I like him.

They'd choke on his hair I suppose.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How do you get Cahill and Clichy mixed up?

[Niall_Quinn]

Townsend thinks this is good. :WTF:

[Niall_Quinn]

How do you get Cahill and Clichy mixed up?

Chuck them in the same cement mixer.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kompany's aggression. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

How many fouls do you think Toure will be allowed before he still doesn't get booked?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chuck them in the same cement mixer.

Bulldozer. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Jovetic :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Somebody not called Toure gets booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kompany. :haha:

Booked.

All stemmed from terrible control by Lescott. I still can't quite believe Man City paid £24 million for him.

[Niall_Quinn]

Terrific ball :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

This is pub stuff. Fuck only knows why we have a hang up about beating these two.

[Niall_Quinn]

Dive by Dzeko.

[Master Splinter]

Some of the passing has been shocking.

[Niall_Quinn]

Scummy Toure asking for the card to be shown. The irony.

[Niall_Quinn]

Some of the passing has been shocking.

You don't get extra caps for passing.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Milner fires it across goal, Dzeko couldn't get there.

[Niall_Quinn]

Incredible dive by jovetic, what a cheat.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

David Luiz booked. What a marvel.

[Niall_Quinn]

Cheat pays off. Luiz booked. Which is funny anyway. So all is well.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ayyyyyyyden aaaaaazzzahhhh hasn't been great today, considering he's the new messi.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City 1-0 Chelsea, HT.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Pub team stuff all round.


Money. :bow:

[GP]

Ayyyyyyyden aaaaaazzzahhhh hasn't been great today, considering he's the new messi.

Messi isn't fit to wear a Hazard cap.

[Niall_Quinn]

HT utter tripe. Boring chavs won't even change their bullshit play when they are a goal behind.

no entertainment. Maureen will be happy.

[GP]

HT utter tripe. Boring chavs won't even change their bullshit play when they are a goal behind.

no entertainment. Maureen will be happy.

But he's SOOOOOO entertaining.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Khaleesi. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Khaleesi. :bow:

Random outburst or are you seeing different ads to me?

[Niall_Quinn]

But he's SOOOOOO entertaining.

He is a specialist at boredom.

[GP]

Why is adrian chiles allowed to live?

[Niall_Quinn]

Come on then Keane, why haven't Maureen's mind games blown the gypos away?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Random outburst or are you seeing different ads to me?

Different ads. You'll get the same ones eventually though.

[Niall_Quinn]

Such an easy job. You can be an expert that is wrong about everything and just change 180 degrees after 45 mins to be an expert all over again.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Why is adrian chiles allowed to live?

More proof there is no god, if ever it were needed.

[Niall_Quinn]

Different ads. You'll get the same ones eventually though.

You are controlling the ads?

[Özim]

Such an easy job. You can be an expert that is wrong about everything and just change 180 degrees after 45 mins to be an expert all over again.

Best to wait for 70 minutes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

You are controlling the ads?

I'm taking no credit for messing up the Merseyside derby a few years ago...

[Niall_Quinn]

Such an easy job. You can be an expert that is wrong about everything and just change 180 degrees after 45 mins to be an expert all over again.

Like global warming freaks and their inconvenient ice age.

[Niall_Quinn]

Khaleesi :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Old Man Eto'o off, Salah on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Adolf salad replacing eto at HT.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Na Na Na...Giroud. :scarf:

[Niall_Quinn]

Boring chavs. How can we laugh at Hart if they won't go in the gypo half?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Milner. :haha:

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Miller. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Milner with some sort of kicking thing.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pathetic cross from Clichy.

Jovetic sends his shot sky high.

[Niall_Quinn]

Terrible stuff all round. Crossing, shooting, linesman, all useless.

[Globalgunner]

In order to beat Chelsea, you need to beat their aggression on the pitch. City can certainly do that. So far it's working

[Munchies]

^ It's alright, we got Arteta :lol:

Aguero back in training for Barca? ffs, poach their medical staff now !

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:rolleyes:

[Niall_Quinn]

Dzeko tooooooo slooooooow

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jovetic booked. Great dive.

[Niall_Quinn]

Jovetic, looks like they have a potent cheat.

[Master Splinter]

Jovetic's dives wouldn't even convince Webb.

What a moran.

[Niall_Quinn]

Why, why, so much talent, for gods sake why?

A: he's a cheat

[KSE Comedy Club]

I'm still chuckling at the strange cuddle-tussle between Luiz and Dzeko :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ramires hauled off, Torres on.

Jovetic off, Nasri on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Torres :haha:

Lesbo coming on soon. Had to be, pink ball made it a cert.

Cheat off. Another cheat off.

[Niall_Quinn]

Toure booked for his 60th foul.

[Niall_Quinn]

Hazard is as bad as Ozil. Luxury player. Anonymous.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cahill nearly screws it up, Big Man's his way out of trouble.

Man City 2-0 Chelsea, Nasri!

Mourinho. :haha:

Mind games work again.

[Niall_Quinn]

Lesbo finished off the chavs with a tap in.

[Master Splinter]

Superb goal!

Chelsea :haha:.

[Niall_Quinn]

Offside goal for gypos again.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Maureen. :haha:

[Letters]

Mourinho :bow:

What a genius.

[Niall_Quinn]

Maureen. :haha:

You are a specialist in failure. You cannot see the plan.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

David Silva off, Jesus Navas on.

[Niall_Quinn]

More playa coming on for the gypos.

[Master Splinter]

Even though it's funny today, it's another offside decision in Citeh's favour.

Ridiculous.

[Munchies]

Fuck off Mourinho :lol:

You hear their plastic fans chanting it every game, why not now ? :haha:

FUCK OFF MOURINHO !

[Niall_Quinn]

Hazard no good, not the player they need. He needs to do weights. They should have bought a striker. Maureen out.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Game nearly gone, Mourinho brings on the footballers.

Willian off, Oscar on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Even though it's funny today, it's another offside decision in Citeh's favour.

Ridiculous.

It was only his arm, head, body and legs offside.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Matic. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Superb by Matic. If only he could have kept it on the pitch or in the stadium it would have been brilliant.

[Master Splinter]

Game nearly gone, Mourinho brings on the footballers.

Willian off, Oscar on.

Willian used to be one.

Before he turned him into Dirk Milner.

[GP]

'Nothing more Cahill can do there'

Well... he could have headed it the other way.

[Master Splinter]

Superb by Matic. If only he could have kept it on the pitch or in the stadium it would have been brilliant.

Remember when he was the best signing ever a week ago?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Disallowed goal for Lescott. :lol:

[Munchies]

Lescott !

Lol

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Willian used to be one.

Before he turned him into Dirk Milner.

He's fast and he's got pace.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fuck, fuck, fuck, is that an offside decision against the gypos? Replay needed. This is a disgrace.

[Master Splinter]

Correct offside decision involving Citeh!!!!

:faint: :faint:

[Master Splinter]

Fuck, fuck, fuck, is that an offside decision against the gypos? Replay needed. This is a disgrace.

It's evened out those 5748437374474373 wrong ones.

[Niall_Quinn]

Correct offside decision involving Citeh!!!!

:faint: :faint:

This is why we need technology and photoshop.

[Master Splinter]

Dzeko is such a shit footballer.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Did Zim get banned from this thread?

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[GP]

Did Zim get banned

:pray:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Azpilicueta. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Did Zim get banned from this thread?

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Letters was on briefly so it's possible. The UEFA Super Cup final saw him make a sharp exit too though tbf.

[Xhaka Can’t]

I've just been going through it and he was on full on turbo wum mode, but nothing since City went in front.

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[Master Splinter]

Negredo on for some +1s :bow:.

Dzeko well and truly hauled off for being a complete oaf.

[Niall_Quinn]

More playa for city. A million billion quid worth of subs now. And still Wenger can't win a trophy.

[Niall_Quinn]

Did Zim get banned from this thread?

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He is swapping posters and flags.

[GP]

I've just been going through it and he was on full on turbo wum mode, but nothing since City went in front.

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Funny, that.

[Munchies]

Did Zim get banned from this thread?

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Hope not.

Zim deserves to be the number 1 admin on here, the one in charge.

[Master Splinter]

Not one shot on target or a corner so far for Chelsea.

[Niall_Quinn]

Not one shot on target or a corner so far for Chelsea.

They have collapsed.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Hope not.

Zim deserves to be the number 1 admin on here, the one in charge.

Have you recently suffered head trauma?.

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[Niall_Quinn]

Chavs have lost their most experienced racist at a crucial time.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hazard is wasted at a pub, scrote team like Chelsea.

[Niall_Quinn]

Have you recently suffered head trauma?.

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Maureen's mind games worked on one person here and piers Morgan.

[Niall_Quinn]

Yaya wins MOTM, for most fouls.

[Letters]

Letters was on briefly so it's possible. The UEFA Super Cup final saw him make a sharp exit too though tbf.

:lol: I didn't ban Zim from the thread but his team is losing so he's probably gone to cry somewhere.

[Niall_Quinn]

4 mins extra drinking time.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Thought they were both his teams.

[Letters]

Thought they were both his teams.

I think if they play each other he picks Chelsea.

[Özim]

I've just been going through it and he was on full on turbo wum mode, but nothing since City went in front.

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No still here, I fell asleep.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City 2-0 Chelsea, FT!

Chelsea dumped out by Citeh, again.

Mourinho's mind games have worked as they play less games now. :bow:

Wenget. :lol:

Leave the mind games out.

[Maestro]

I think if they play each other he picks Chelsea.


true blue either way then

[Özim]

Good win Man City, Mourinho was right, Chelsea are a little horse who need more milk.

[Özim]

Nice to see GW clowns are out in force tonight.

[Niall_Quinn]

Absolutely nothing from the chavs. They weren't in it.

Keane will have to beg pellegrini for cock.

[Munchies]

Good win Man City, Mourinho was right, Chelsea are a little horses who need more milk.

Maureen woz rite :bow:

[Özim]

Absolutely nothing from the chavs. They weren't in it.

Keane will have to beg pellegrini for cock.

Down to the ref tbf.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Arsenal supporters supporting their team on an Arsenal forum aren't clowns. Your posts earlier were blatant wum posts.

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[Niall_Quinn]

Time to write the chavs off and go back to drooling over the greatest team ever.

experts :bow:

[Master Splinter]

Chelsea :haha:.

Mourinho :haha:. He does it again. He's very clever.

Citeh to get Sunderland away :pray:.

[Niall_Quinn]

Down to the ref tbf.

Unfortunately no, the gypos blew them away. Offside goals are still goals. Should have been more. Only one team in it. Excuses, excuses. Manager had no clue how to get ack in the game, just sat there. All chav players and manager need to go.

[GP]

:haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Studio experts with shovels in hand digging furiously.

[Master Splinter]

ITV Mourinho fanclub in mourning.

What will Jose hilariously and outlandishly say to deflect from the fact that he and his team were abysmal? Oh I can't wait. He's such a cad. Such an entertainer. Come on Jose, entertain us.

Or at least don't crack up and break down for the tenth time this week. We need your mind games to fuel our small minds.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

ITV can't find time for Mourinho to entertain us all?

[GP]

ITV Mourinho fanclub in mourning.

What will Jose hilariously and outlandishly say to deflect from the fact that he and his team were abysmal? Oh I can't wait. He's such a cad. Such an entertainer. Come on Jose, entertain us.

I bet his excuse is Man City's postponed game in midweek.

[Ollie the Optimist]

i bet he blames Arsene

[Munchies]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgiZfSHCAAMWLJY.jpg

:haha:

[Xhaka Can’t]

City fans haven't been this happy since they were Chelsea fans.

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[Shaqiri Is Boss]

All part of the plan.

You lot wouldn't understand.

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Horse-Exercise-Ball-Fail.gif

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Carroll. :bow:

[Injury Time]

All part of the plan.

You lot wouldn't understand.

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Horse-Exercise-Ball-Fail.gif
Plenalty!! Chelsea were robbed!

[Maestro]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgiZfSHCAAMWLJY.jpg

:haha:



:haha:

true blue either way, fuckin' hilarious

[Letters]

ITV Mourinho fanclub in mourning

Think the GW Mourinho fan club is too.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgiZfSHCAAMWLJY.jpg

:haha:

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Highlights on ITV1 in ten minutes.

[Munchies]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgjRDJqCIAAHRMm.png

:lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The pitch at Hillsborough today. :o

Well, more like a bog really.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I hate the way Tyldesley pronounces Clichy.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Watson's freekick. :blink:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton: Robles, Coleman, Jagielka, Distin, Baines, Mirallas, McCarthy, Barry, Pienaar, Barkley, Traore.
Subs: Hibbert, McGeady, Deulofeu, Naismith, Osman, Howard, Stones.

Swansea: Tremmel, Richards, Bartley, Amat, Taylor, Canas, de Guzman, Hernandez, Routledge, Lamah, Vazquez.
Subs: Vorm, Williams, Britton, Bony, Dyer, Lita, Tiendalli.

Referee: Kevin Friend (Leicestershire)

ITV1's programme on in a few minutes.

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Dixon, Reid and Keane in the studio.

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Brian Laudrup did a good job says Keane. Nobody brave enough to correct him.

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Vazques should have hit it. Pulls it back to Lamah and he does nothing with it.

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Clarke Carlisle :ilt:

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That was pathetic defending.

Black Lerch scores for Everton.

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Everton 1-0 Swansea, Traore!

The gental giant has struck according to Matterface.

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Great feet for a big man! :haha:

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Clark Carlisle picking the England squad. :yikes:

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Barkley getting in front of Barkley. :unsure:

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Pienaar. :haha:

What the hell? Just donates Swansea a corner.

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Everton 1-1 Swansea, what a header from De Guzman!

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Pienaar hits the post! Traore's follow-up header saved.

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Everton are very sleepy today.

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Mirallas pushes one wide.

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Bartley is an idiot. Clearly injured his hamstring, wants to stay on, was probably a strain, will now be a tear or a rupture.

No sympathy tbf.

Bartley off, Williams on.

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Vazquez is alwful.

Time for Bony.

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Freekick to Everton, dangerous area.

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Mirallas curler, Tremmel saves well, pushes it out for a throw-in.

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Jagielka with some tekkers. :o

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Everton 1-1 Swansea, HT.

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Swansea well organised. :lol:

What has Reid been watching?

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Everton kid with a tinpot trophy. :lol:

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Routledge hauled off, Dyer on.

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Sexy control from Barry.

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Barkley shoots firmly, Tremmel saves.

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Coleman. :haha:

All the tricks, forgot to take the ball with him.

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Traore off, Naismith on.

Barkley hauled off, Osman on.

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Pienaar header wide, should be 2-1.

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Everton 2-1 Swansea, Naismith!

Complete fuck up from Taylor.

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Mirallas. :haha:

What a chance. Great play from Coleman.

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Lamah off, Lita on.

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Pelanty to Everton. Stupid tackle from Jazz Richards.