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Niall_Quinn
10-07-2013, 07:23 PM
On the off chance we really are signing this piece of shit please add you name below so I can send a petition to get him out of the club, preferably on the same day he joins.

If he's not joining then no harm, I'll use your names to sign you up to email lists and earn a commission. So your participation will not be wasted.

Dicks and chicks
10-07-2013, 07:25 PM
bet victor odds of us signing him slashed to 1/4, done deal tbh

Dicks and chicks
10-07-2013, 07:26 PM
also worst thread ever

Master Splinter
10-07-2013, 07:27 PM
Niall Quinn.

Niall_Quinn
10-07-2013, 07:28 PM
also worst thread ever

At least I'm doing something to stop this happening. When the board sees this thread they will certainly think twice before signing this shit.

Dicks and chicks
10-07-2013, 07:28 PM
At least I'm doing something to stop this happening. When the board sees this thread they will certainly think twice before signing this shit.

he will sign on 75k a week according to the daily star. good use of dijourou and park's wages

Dicks and chicks
10-07-2013, 07:30 PM
seriously though 75k a week is a joke why can't we buy proven quality instead of trolling the fans with these sort of signings

Niall_Quinn
10-07-2013, 07:32 PM
Plus we'll be seriously strengthening a rival again. City not having BFG is even bigger than us handing Utd RvP. We always come out on the shitty side of the acronyms.

Dennis Bendtner
10-07-2013, 07:33 PM
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ibcG3aYEcSudZM.gif

Master Splinter
10-07-2013, 07:34 PM
seriously though 75k a week is a joke why can't we buy proven quality instead of trolling the fans with these sort of signings

We have made just as many shit signing as we have good ones. Which is none.

That number pales in comparison to the number of deplorable threads you've made.

This is my least favourite GayPete account now.

Özil's Panoramic View
10-07-2013, 07:38 PM
Best Thread Ever.


Also, FagPete. :haha:

Dennis Bendtner
10-07-2013, 07:38 PM
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2359277/ozil-vs-barry-o.gif

Niall_Quinn
10-07-2013, 07:38 PM
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ibcG3aYEcSudZM.gif

Only consolation being I doubt he'll be able to fluke hitting it that accurately ever again.

Dicks and chicks
10-07-2013, 07:49 PM
however hard we troll wenger trolls that bit harder

Injury Time
10-07-2013, 07:51 PM
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ibcG3aYEcSudZM.gif

Being brought in as Striker Trainer to advise Giroud on finishing.

Munchies
10-07-2013, 07:51 PM
http://i.imgur.com/2NV14Vw.jpg

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
10-07-2013, 08:27 PM
can we kidnap wenger and kill him at gunpoint anyway?

Niall_Quinn
10-07-2013, 08:29 PM
can we kidnap wenger and kill him at gunpoint anyway?

He's not afraid of dying, only the expensive beans will make him crack.

Master Splinter
10-07-2013, 08:31 PM
http://i.imgur.com/2NV14Vw.jpg

Not to derail the Maccy disdain train, but at this point, Bazza was a pretty promising player. He used to do an especially good job at left-back.

What possessed Rafa to think he was worth £15m, nevermind an improvement on Alonso is a mind-boggler for the ages though.

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
10-07-2013, 08:32 PM
He's not afraid of dying, only the expensive beans will make him crack.

he'll die of anorexia soon anyway.













hopefully.

Niall_Quinn
10-07-2013, 08:35 PM
Great news is we're getting him at the end of his unfulfilled career. There's always the hope we'll do our usual haggling on the price and be told to fuck off.

This is pure Wenger genius. By the end of the window we'll all be giving a massive sigh of relief we didn't sign anyone.

Master Splinter
10-07-2013, 08:37 PM
Wenger has ruined my enjoyment of men running around on TV and made some guys point and laugh at me when we lose and hence has ruined my life and ergo deffo deserves to die.

Syn
10-07-2013, 08:40 PM
MS keeping it real. Fantastic poster and a fantastic Jew.

Niall_Quinn
10-07-2013, 08:44 PM
MS keeping it real. Fantastic poster and a fantastic Jew.

There's always one :sulk: (fantastic poster I mean)

Master Splinter
10-07-2013, 08:45 PM
Benayoun is a Jew?

Always thought he was awesome tbh.

GP
10-07-2013, 08:48 PM
Jews :lol:

Juice :bow:

JonasTC
10-07-2013, 09:25 PM
I havent read any rumours about this? Is this really a thing or just goal.com having a laugh?

Marc Overmars
10-07-2013, 09:27 PM
Just tabloid guff at the moment like everything else.

LDG
10-07-2013, 09:35 PM
GFB!!!!!!!

Cripps_orig
10-07-2013, 09:49 PM
Welcome.

Dicks and chicks
10-07-2013, 10:21 PM
I havent read any rumours about this? Is this really a thing or just goal.com having a laugh?

the way the book makers are looking at it, priced 1/4 to sign to us, looks like he's coming home

Niall_Quinn
10-07-2013, 11:04 PM
Time to move home again then.

selassie
10-07-2013, 11:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNTBjKb3hbA

And this was supposed to be Barry at his finest.

Niall_Quinn
11-07-2013, 12:45 AM
That actually was him at his finest.

-Xs-
11-07-2013, 01:03 AM
Awesome signing if true

A waning "never-was" is just the type of player we need to push us onto the next level....

Gooner23
11-07-2013, 05:29 AM
Shit, fat, slow, old, shit, limited technically, inferior to Arteta, shit, inflated wages.

Yep he ticks all the boxes.

Xhaka Can’t
11-07-2013, 06:11 AM
Awesome signing if true

A waning "never-was" is just the type of player we need to push us onto the next level....

I never once thought that 'pushing on to the next level' meant finishing 5th.

Niall_Quinn
11-07-2013, 10:24 AM
I never once thought that 'pushing on to the next level' meant finishing 5th.

Cynical view. You seem to be forgetting the higher yield bonds available to us once a certain investment threshold has been passed. No reason why we can't break the £100mill barrier this year, especially with £70mill in the transfer kitty. In fact look on the bright side, we can feather nests without having to sell players this year. If that's not progress then how would you define it? And don't say something naive like winning trophies!

Grebbo
11-07-2013, 12:43 PM
Surely we wont sign him.

Niall_Quinn
11-07-2013, 01:05 PM
Surely we wont sign him.

The transfer fee will be cheap, the wages huge and unwarranted and he's useless. What's not to love?

KSE Comedy Club
11-07-2013, 07:19 PM
Worst poll option's ever tbh.

Xhaka Can’t
11-07-2013, 07:39 PM
What options would you like?

Cripps_orig
11-07-2013, 07:41 PM
Welcome Barry as all fans should do to any new player?

Xhaka Can’t
11-07-2013, 07:50 PM
Like Cesc?

Cripps_orig
11-07-2013, 07:51 PM
Like Cesc?

I was being sarcastic.

I don't want Barry here

Niall_Quinn
11-07-2013, 10:42 PM
Worst poll option's ever tbh.

Your face is the worst ever tbh

Injury Time
11-07-2013, 10:45 PM
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