Emirates Cup thread 3/4 August BT Sports

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dids goes for glory, wide.

[Master Splinter]

Dids :haha:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Thanks for that insight, Halsey.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wake up Sagna.

[Master Splinter]

I like Scroteteta. None of our other players have the nous to be cynical when required.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dids shits on us, Szhananay saves.

[Master Splinter]

Sagan's not listening to Maccy.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cazorla off, Zelalem on. Sanogo off, Giroud on.

[GP]

He's six foot two, he will do you

:scarf:

[Master Splinter]

GHELkers and Ramsey are machines. Always useful to have a few Muzzas in your squad.

[Niall_Quinn]

Giroud is just shite.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good turn from Giroud and well struck but straight at Muslera.

[Master Splinter]

Ramsey :bow:.

[GP]

Iggy!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gibbs off, Miquel on.

[Master Splinter]

WUMger still won't play Miquel at CB.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

We're a team of brainless runners. :bow:

Purely English now.

[Master Splinter]

Halsey sounds exactly like Wheelchair.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bif header, Muslera saves.

[Niall_Quinn]

Dobbin has a new anguished expression and he's added new gestures too.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That is terrible.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great effort from Sneijder, Szhaanny saves.

[Master Splinter]

Sagan's head would beat most people in a fight.

[Niall_Quinn]

Drog gets a FK for pulling Jenks shirt

[Master Splinter]

Dids loving the boos.

This crowd are seriously thick.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty to Gala. :doh:

[Niall_Quinn]

Crazy pen. What a twat ref.

[GP]

:lol: what?

[Master Splinter]

Dids stabbed with an axe in the back by Miquel.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-1 Dids.

[Niall_Quinn]

Drog has done us again. Terrible terrible decision by a naive ref.

[GP]

Who cheats like that in a friendly?

Answer: A cunt.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

BFG clears one.

[Niall_Quinn]

Only Drogba can turn a friendly into such a bitter fight to the death.

come on then let's twat these twats. Corporal Jenks and artghela to get stuck in.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Theo off, Poldi on.

Ramsey off, Akpom on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Wenger just doesn't get the whole football thing does he? He's oblivious. No matter what's going on on the pitch or how desperately we want to win he's got his silly computer generated subs.

[Master Splinter]

Chuba's got this.

[Ollie the Optimist]

If a top flight referee is giving that as a penalty he should be sacked and never allowed to referee again. How the hell can you give that as a penalty?

[Niall_Quinn]

Is this ref allowed in real matches? Hope not.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ox has been awful today. Every bit as bad as Walcott.

[Niall_Quinn]

Another terrible dive by Drogba.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-2 Drogba again. :doh:

[PGFC]

God, how I hate that cunt.

[Niall_Quinn]

Top strikers don't make a difference. Definitely not. One world class player to another world class player. Watch and learn Wenger, you tool.

[Master Splinter]

Time to bring Dids home.

Bigger cunt than Suarez and just as awesome a striker.

[Niall_Quinn]

Giroud is shit. He just stands there doing fuck all.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-2 FT. Galatasaray win the Emirates Cup.

[Niall_Quinn]

SPEND SOME FUCKING MONEY

[GP]

Drogba is the worst human being ever.

An absolute cunt.

[Master Splinter]

Ref blows straight away.

Definitely corrupt.

[hobson's choice]

Wenger's watch, pretty nice, well done Wenger, with the accessaration(not a word, I know)

[Niall_Quinn]

SPEND SOME FUCKING MONEY YOU TIGHT WAD OR PISS OFF

[Munchies]

I went out just after Walcott scored...

LOL at Wenger

[Niall_Quinn]

No wins in our own tournament :bow:

[GP]

David James is utter shit.

[Master Splinter]

David James is utter shit.

And rubbish at punditry too.