If we don't get Suarez, who else is there?

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I know the doom mongers are going to repeat the broken record about yachts and bidding 50p on strikers etc. But honestly, who else is there out there at the moment that could strengthen us up front on the same level or similar to Suarez? All the ones I can't think of have gone or will be going.

[LDG]

There are many clubs with a lot of money and competition is very hard.

[Niall_Quinn]

Doom mongers? 8 years fucking around and now another transfer window fucking around? More like the wide awake and smelling the coffee mongers. There's no Suarez, but you ask a good question. Who? Rooney? Just as ridiculous as this Suarez farce. Some unknown freebie shite from Morocco I would guess.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Doom mongers? 8 years fucking around and now another transfer window fucking around? More like the wide awake and smelling the coffee mongers. There's no Suarez, but you ask a good question. Who? Rooney? Just as ridiculous as this Suarez farce. Some unknown freebie shite from Morocco I would guess.

Well Chamakh will be like a new signing... I know how you like him.

Soldado, I guess.

[fakeyank]

We got Sanogo bitches!

[Özim]

wide awake and smelling the coffee mongers.
Hey no, you made that up! :angry:

[Niall_Quinn]

Well Chamakh will be like a new signing... I know how you like him.

Can you not have a word with Rodgers and ask if he's interested? We'll pay the wages and even the bus fare to get him up to you.

[Niall_Quinn]

We got Sanogo bitches!

Never miss an opportunity to kick us when we are down, do you?

[Özim]

Well Chamakh will be like a new signing... I know how you like him.

Soldado, I guess.
Pancho from Dirty Sanchez, he's small, Welsh and drinks beer.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Can you not have a word with Rodgers and ask if he's interested? We'll pay the wages and even the bus fare to get him up to you.

You mean he hasn't got a bus fare clause allowing him to speak to other clubs about his bus fare?

Amateurs.

[Özim]

Hopefully there's noone else, that way when the deal for Suarez does eventually go pearshaped we'll have a ready made excuse.

[Ollie the Optimist]

Hopefully there's noone else, that way when the deal for Suarez does eventually go pearshaped we'll have a ready made excuse.


That we didn't want to blow our entire budget on one player? Decent excuse that, used by some already as to why we shouldn't sign Suarez

[Özim]

That we didn't want to blow our entire budget on one player? Decent excuse that, used by some already as to why we shouldn't sign Suarez
No that there's noone good enough to sign, but we tried very hard all summer but clubs had unrealistic valuations :crying:

[Grebbo]

I can't think of many other options tbh, Suarez is the best available.

Surely Dortmund have to sell Lewandowski because he's on a free next summer isn't he? A £40m bid for him wold probably be accepted.

[Niall_Quinn]

That we didn't want to blow our entire budget on one player? Decent excuse that, used by some already as to why we shouldn't sign Suarez

Only people who count is/ are the shareholder(s), this has been a stitch up from the day the season ended. Suarez will definitely not be coming here, you can take that to the bank just like the latest round of cash that will be stashed away in Kroenke's bank (which used to be our football club). It may take until September 2nd for some to figure out what's happening here and that's fine because I don't want to believe it myself. But I hope we all get together to give them merry fucking hell come September 3. Cheer for the team (they'll need it) and throw shit at that bastard yank thief and his henchmen at every opportunity.

[Özim]

Lewandowski is on his way to Bayern next summer apparently.

[LDG]

You mean he hasn't got a bus fare clause allowing him to speak to other clubs about his bus fare?

Amateurs.

Arsene Wenger has stated the bid of £40 million plus £1 for Suarez isn't true. The extra £1 was in fact for Stuart Downing

[fakeyank]

Never miss an opportunity to kick us when we are down, do you?

Who said we are down? We are 2% away from domination..

[Niall_Quinn]

Who said we are down? We are 2% away from domination..

Good point, I had forgotten about that over the last 8 years.

[Niall_Quinn]

Arsene Wenger has stated the bid of £40 million plus £1 for Suarez isn't true. The extra £1 was in fact for Stuart Downing

FFS First we underbid on Suarez and now we throw crazy money around for Downing.

[Marc Overmars]

I would mind if we turned our attentions to Soldado but he could well be a Spud soon anyway. Not sure really who's out there, the ones available have all made their moves and Rooney will go to Chelsea if he does leave.

Lewandowski maybe? Although I don't see Dortmund selling.

In truth, we probably won't buy a striker if this Suarez raid doesn't come off.

[fakeyank]

I'd gladly take Dzeko for 20-25 million quid than throw this kinda money on Suarez.

[GP]

Dzeko is shit.

[LDG]

Dzeko is shit.

:gp:

[Grebbo]

Ibrahimovic wont be getting much game time with Cavani's arrival. We could offer him another trial?

[LDG]

Cheeky bid for Lukaku?

[Niall_Quinn]

Let's get back on topic. Has Bendtner gone yet?

[Grebbo]

Cheeky bid for Lukaku?

Fuck off

[Dicks and chicks]

I can't think of many other options tbh, Suarez is the best available.

Surely Dortmund have to sell Lewandowski because he's on a free next summer isn't he? A £40m bid for him wold probably be accepted.

he WANTS to go to bayern

[LDG]

Fuck off

Is that a "no" or a "maybe"?

[Grebbo]

he WANTS to go to bayern

Suarez wants to go to Madrid.

[Cripps_orig]

I'd gladly take Dzeko for 20-25 million quid than throw this kinda money on Suarez.

Wouldn't mind. Quality striker

[Dicks and chicks]

Suarez wants to go to Madrid.

bayern expressed interest in signing lewandowski, real want bale end of story

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Lewandowski already has a pre contract agreement with Bayern. Never seen Soldado play, is he actually any good? Torres maybe if Rooney moves there? Ibrahimovic could be a good shout but just don't see it.

[Kano]

I would mind if we turned our attentions to Soldado but he could well be a Spud soon anyway. Not sure really who's out there, the ones available have all made their moves and Rooney will go to Chelsea if he does leave.

Lewandowski maybe? Although I don't see Dortmund selling.

In truth, we probably won't buy a striker if this Suarez raid doesn't come off.
there's an agreement in place for lewandowski to go to bayern next summer. defo not happening this time round.

[Munchies]

Cisse from Newcastle ?

Could get him for £8m or so seeing as he wants out

[Cripps_orig]

Cisse from Newcastle ?

Could get him for £8m or so seeing as he wants out

Good player but we need better

[I_Killed_Kenny]

jelavic from everton? jackson martinez from porto.

hows damioa doing at spurs, can we buy him from them?

not as a starter but that guidetti lad from city is meant to be pretty decent by all accounts.

what about smashing the record fee for hulk?

[Fist of Lehmann]

Who was that twat that Napoli said they wanted instead of Higuain?

Leandro Damiao?

Now that they're in for the Argentine maybe this twat is free. No idea if he's any good or not.

[Master Splinter]

It will probably be Lacina Traore or someone similarly raw and under-the-radar (like Adebayor/Eduardo) if we don't get Suarez. Back to the tried and tested.

Or alternatively, improve the attacking midfield/winger options to compensate.

But do not forget we have also Chuba. Seriously, don't forget. He's awesome.

[LDG]

It will probably be Lacina Traore or someone similarly raw and under-the-radar (like Adebayor/Eduardo) if we don't get Suarez. Back to the tried and tested.

Or alternatively, improve the attacking midfield/winger options to compensate.

But do not forget we have also Chuba. Seriously, don't forget. He's awesome.

Spot on tbf.

We get goals all over the place. What we need is a game changer, someone who can get something out of nothing. Doesn't have to be a striker.

[Fist of Lehmann]

Buying a winger in Bernard seems to point to a more central role for Podolski.

Or maybe £21m is just how much it takes to replace Gervinho.

[Niall_Quinn]

Who was that twat that Napoli said they wanted instead of Higuain?

Leandro Damiao?

Now that they're in for the Argentine maybe this twat is free. No idea if he's any good or not.

Whether he's good or not isn't as important as him being free. If you can confirm he's free we should definitely go for him. Although if he's free then why haven't we already signed him? That's a bit of a worry.

[Özim]

It will probably be Lacina Traore or someone similarly raw and under-the-radar (like Adebayor/Eduardo) if we don't get Suarez. Back to the tried and tested.

Or alternatively, improve the attacking midfield/winger options to compensate.

But do not forget we have also Chuba. Seriously, don't forget. He's awesome.
Who is Chuba?

[LDG]

Who is Chuba?

Akpom.

[Niall_Quinn]

Spot on tbf.

We get goals all over the place. What we need is a game changer, someone who can get something out of nothing. Doesn't have to be a striker.

Bendtner can get something out of nothing.

[Özim]

Akpom.
:lol: he looks about 12

http://www.arsenal.com/academy/players/chuba-akpom

[Dicks and chicks]

Who is Chuba?

lmao

[Özim]

There's a story about Rosicky on there called "Rosicky - I have never felt hungrier", why is that, Arshavin has left now?

[Fist of Lehmann]

Whether he's good or not isn't as important as him being free. If you can confirm he's free we should definitely go for him. Although if he's free then why haven't we already signed him? That's a bit of a worry.

He wanted wage parity with Bendtner. Then Dick Law shit his pants. Although that was separate unrelated incident.

[Xhaka Can’t]

I know the doom mongers are going to repeat the broken record about yachts and bidding 50p on strikers etc. But honestly, who else is there out there at the moment that could strengthen us up front on the same level or similar to Suarez? All the ones I can't think of have gone or will be going.

There is a broken record alright.

It has been playing the same tune for 8 years now.