Bundesliga Thread

[Cripps_orig]

New Bayern Munich manager Pep Guardiola appeared to slap 22-year-old midfielder Thiago Alcantara in the face during a talk with his players on the pitch during the German Super Cup tie with Borussia Dortmund. Guardiola lost his first competitive game in charge of Bayern 4-2.
Full story: Daily Mail

:lol:

He is terrible

Come on Dortmund.

[Ollie the Optimist]

seen some quotes going around today that lewandoski thinks its unfair that dortmund are holding him to his contract and not letting him join bayern this year.

[Cripps_orig]

They let others go so I can see his point of view

[Ollie the Optimist]

They let others go so I can see his point of view

i can't. he signed a contract. no sympathy whatsoever. this window has been utter shit. footballers beleiving that its unfair to be held to a contract they signed. fuck the lot of them

[Cripps_orig]

Again, the others were all under contract and they were sold so why not him?

If he goes next year, they get no money for him. Better to sell now and get money than keep a player who doesn't give a fuck for a year and then see him leave

[Ollie the Optimist]

Again, the others were all under contract and they were sold so why not him?

If he goes next year, they get no money for him. Better to sell now and get money than keep a player who doesn't give a fuck for a year and then see him leave

again, he signed a contract. it doesnt matter what happens with others, he signed a deal that he would play for dortmund for a pierod of time. he shouldnt have signed it if he didnt want to. Dortmund have clearly deciided they dont wnat to sell, so he cant complain, he signed a contract. its not unfair, especially when he is one large sums of money anywya.

your second point is a completely different argument.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bayern Munich 1-0 Borussia Monchengladbach, Robben.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-0, Mandzukic.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-1, Dante OG. :lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

3-1 Bayern. Alaba.

They miss a penalty and immediately get given another one, by the same player for the same reason.

Guardiola already getting dodgy decision in his favour.

Disgusting family.

[Niall_Quinn]

Don't know who the authorities are in the Bundesliga, probably Hitler I suppose. But they'll be doing Bayern plenty of favours if Bayern keep bringing the publicity in. Not sure what I want more this year, us to beat Moyes or Dortmund to beat Bayern. Both would be great.

[Master Splinter]

Augsburg 0-4 Dortmund.

Aubameyang with a hat-trick on his debut. Lewandowski with a +1 pelanty.

[Cripps_orig]

Convicted Breno to coach Bayern reserves

The jailed centre-back will begin his reintroduction to society by taking coaching sessions for FCB's second string and he may even get the chance to play

Ex-Bayern Munich defender Breno is to link up with his former employers to take up a coaching role with the reserve side during his day release from prison it has been revealed.

The Brazilian was sentenced to three years and nine months behind bars back in July 2012 after being convicted of arson having set fire to his rented villa.

However a spokesman for Stadelheim prison in Munich, where Breno is serving his sentence, revealed he was due to start day release and that the former Sao Paulo player will be aiding Dremmler Wolfgang in his role of Head of Youth Performance at the club.

“With this step, Breno has the chance to re-integrate himself back into society as soon as possible,” the spokesman told Focus magazine.

The representative from Stadelheim prison went on to deny that any offer of work had been made to Breno by either Nuremberg or Sao Paulo, as had been reported, stating that, “this was never the case".

There is also an opportunity that Breno could potentially end up playing for Bayern's second string while on release, as the defender has done his best to stay in shape while on the inside.

“Breno is as fit as a prison inmate can be” added the spokesman.

The defender will still be expected to return to the prison in the evening to sleep and the prison is aware of how important it is to protect the former professional during his initial release.

“We must be able to protect Breno from the media frenzy.”

The prison’s decision to grant Breno day release has come amidst calls for him to be released entirely, including a plea from Brazilian national coach Luis Felipe Scolari, who suggested the player should be allowed to return to his native Brazil only last week.

Not surprised Guardiola wants some of his own kind around him

[Cripps_orig]

Eintracht Frankfurt 0-1 Bayern Munich

Mandzukic

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Borussia Dortmund 2-1, Eintracht Braunschweig.

Hofmann and Reus for Dortmund, Lewandowski OG not long ago. :haha:

Lewa is clearly doing what Gallas allegedly threatened.

[GP]

Sign him up!

[Cripps_orig]

Borussia Dortmund 1-0 Werder Bremen

Lewandowski

[Cripps_orig]

Bayern Munich 2-0 Nuremberg

Ribery and Robben

[Cripps_orig]

Thiago out for 2 months

Moyes :bow:

He knows best

[Master Splinter]

Freiburg hold Bayern 1-1.

Pep :lol:.

Ginter :bow:.

Over to Dortmund/Bayer/Mainz on the weekend.

[Master Splinter]

Mainz lost 4-1 at Hannover. Their title challenge could be over.


Draxler starts for Schalke versus Bayer Leverkusen, as does Prince. Bender playing for Bayer.

We're not signing them. :(

[Master Splinter]

Schalke beat Bayer 2-0. Hoger and Farfan with the goals. Quite a surprise, given their respective starts to the season.

Neverkusen's title challenge probably over too. Time for Bender to come home.

[Cripps_orig]

Eintracht Frankfurt 1-2 Borussia Dortmund

That Armenian dude with both

[Master Splinter]

Dortmund beat Hamburg 6-2 to remain two points clear at the top. Aubameyang and Lewandowski with two each, Reus and Mkhitaryan with the others. Their attacking options are a bit awlsome.

Bayern two points behind after 2-0 win over Hannover. Mandzukic and Ribery with the goals.

Leverkusen in third on goal difference after a 3-1 win over Wolfsburg. Sam and a Kiessling brace. Gustavo was sent off. Gustavo :haha:.

[Munchies]

Dortmund beat Hamburg 6-2 to remain two points clear at the top. Aubameyang and Lewandowski with two each, Reus and Mkhitaryan with the others. Their attacking options are a bit awlsome.

Bayern two points behind after 2-0 win over Hannover. Mandzukic and Ribery with the goals.

Leverkusen in third on goal difference after a 3-1 win over Wolfsburg. Sam and a Kiessling brace. Gustavo was sent off. Gustavo :haha:.

:pal:

Flamini > Gustavo

Flamini :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nuremberg 1-1 Dortmund today. Reus went off at half time. :popcorn:

[Master Splinter]

Dortmund destroyed Freiburg 5-0. Reus and Lewandowski with two each, Blaszczykowski with the fifth.

Bayern beat Wolfsburg 1-0, Muller with the goal.

Leverkusen beat Hannover 2-0, ROFLes and Sam with the goals.

Dortmund top on goal difference over Bayern. Leverkusen two points behind in third.

Hamburg and Freiburg are sitting in 15th and 17th, respectively.

Djourou :lol:.

Coquelin :lol:.

Time for Ginter to come home.

[Master Splinter]

Dortmund lose 2-0 at Borussia Monchengladbach!!

Hummels sent off on 80 minutes, then Kruse (pel) and Raffael got the winning goals.

We're going to destroy them tbf.


Schalke beat Augsburg 4-1.

Leverkusen v Bayern coming up. :popcorn:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dortmund. :doh:

Bayer Leverkusen 1-1 Bayern Munich, Kroos scoring first, Sam equalising very quickly afterwards.

[Munchies]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e64cIqth0R4

:wacko:

Shit ref didn't check the goals properly :doh:

[Letters]

I was going to defend the ref on the basis that he only sees it once but then I saw his position, he really should have seen it.
Bizarre 'goal'.

[Master Splinter]

Bayern 0-1 down at Hoffenheim. Sule with the goal.

:popcorn:

[Master Splinter]

Mandzukic equalises. :(

[Master Splinter]

Bayern won 1-2. Muller with the winner. :(

Leverkusen with a shock 1-0 loss at bottom club Braunschweig. They rested all their top players ahead of the Shakhtar game though.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dortmund gave Stuttgart a 6-1 pumping yesterday. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wolfsburg 2-1 Dortmund, FT.

I think we killed them. :rose: And Subotic apparently tore his ACL.

Also, Bayer Leverkusen 5-3 Hamburg. :blink:

Bayern Munich 3-0 Augsburg.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Borussia Dortmund vs Bayern Munich at 17:30.

Dortmund's defence has been decimated. No Schmelzer, Subotic or Hummels.

[milla]

Borussia Dortmund vs Bayern Munich at 17:30.

Dortmund's defence has been decimated. No Schmelzer, Subotic or Hummels.

Not sure if which one I should watch, this game or Spammers vs Chedski. :coffee:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

This one I would say.

Borussia Dortmund: Weidenfeller; Grosskreutz, Sokratis, Friedrich, Durm; Bender, Sahin; Kuba, Mkhitaryan, Reus; Lewandowski.
Subs: Langerak, Piszczek, Günter, Kehl, Hofmann, Schieber, Aubameyang.

Bayern Munich: Neuer; Rafinha, Dante, Boateng, Alaba; Martínez, Lahm; Robben, Kroos, Muller; Mandzukic.
Subs: Starke, van Buyten, Thiago, Gotze, Hojbjerg, Weiser, Kirchkoff.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good save from Weidenfeller off a Mandzukic er overhead kick.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Boateng booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

So close for Mandzukic.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-0 HT.

[Master Splinter]

Boris Becker does the Bundesliga punditry for BT?

:haha:

He's probably the best pundit in football history tbf. Apart from Leo.

Boris :bow:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Does he address everybody by nationality only on there too? :lol:

Come on Dortmund.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lewandowski only needed a simple touch on that ball from Bender.

[Syn]

Reus is so overrated. Two shit games in the bounce from him, not unexpected either. Poor man's Walcott.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mandzukic off, Goetze on to a few boos.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hit it Rolls! Boateng able to nab it back.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Hit it Rolls!

Have you been talking to Merse?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:lol:

I think that is actually his nickname.

Dortmund 0-1 Bayern Munich, Goetze. :rose:

[GP]

Did he celebrate?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nope.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lewandowski, WTF? Dreaming of the Allianz I reckon.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kuba and Mkhitaryan hauled off, Hofmann and Aubameyang on.

[Syn]

That was mitarkyian Armenian cunt who can only do the biz against FCC hamburger 1832. Klopp you idiot sign a decent no.10.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great save from Neuer.

[Master Splinter]

Is Gotze a bigger cunt than RVC?

Lewandowski has put in a good defensive shift for Bayern too.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lewa. :doh:

[Master Splinter]

Dortmund 0-2 Bayern, Robben. Lovely finish.

Need Neverkusen to keep the Bundesliga alive.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dortmund 0-2 Bayern Munich, Robben.

What have we done to Dortmund? :rose:

[Syn]

Good stuff from Robben. Dortmund :lol: they're like a 2011 Arsenal.

[Master Splinter]

Oh FFS.

0-3, Muller.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-3! Wow.

[Syn]

Klopp :lol:

Hope you're enjoying this the fucking hipsters.

[Master Splinter]

We have genuinely Didsed Dortmund.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

RIP heavy metal. :rose:

[Master Splinter]

Unnecessary WUMming from Syn, imho.

Not a fan of that me.

[Syn]

Unnecessary WUMming from Syn, imho.

Not a fan of that me.

Sorry. I'm in desperate need of a e-confrontation.

[Özim]

Dortmund got thrashed, Bayern clearly in a class of their own at the moment.

[Marc Overmars]

Really wouldn't be surprised if they retained the CL. They're all tanks but they can play as well, the perfect mix.

[Master Splinter]

Bayern playing bottom side Braunschweig. Could be a bloodbath.

1-0 up after the second minute through Robben.

[Master Splinter]

Finished 2-0. Robben with both. Bayern :lol:.

Dortmund won 3-1 at Mainz. Aubameyang and two Lewandowski pels.

Leverkusen beat Nurnberg 3-0. Son with two, Kiessling with the other.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Only 2-0? Bayern. :lol:

They've lost it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Werder Bremen 0-7 Bayern Munich. :unsure:

[LDG]

Das ist mental

[Master Splinter]

Bayern resting Boateng, Alaba, Thiago and Gotze for their game against Freiburg. At least Robben is out.

They're currently 2-0 up. Dante and Shaqiri with the goals.

[Master Splinter]

Robben does a Messi through the Freiburg defence but applies a Gervinho finish.

[Master Splinter]

Shaqiri made it 3-0 just before HT.

Jens is the pundit :bow: :bow:.

[Master Splinter]

Finished 4-0. Pizzaro with the +1.

Dortmund also won 4-0 against Frankfurt. Aubameyang with two, Lewandowski and Jojic with the the others.

[Master Splinter]

Bayern v Scalke at 17:30.

Poor Schalke.

[Munchies]

Draxlr looking lost again :lol:

Fraud

[Master Splinter]

4-0 after 28 minutes. :lol:

And Munchies, please wait until we've bought the player before unleashing the cycle of abuse on him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bayern Munich 4-0 Schalke.

Bayern are insane.

[Özim]

Bayern Munich 4-0 Schalke.

Bayern are insane.

Real thumped Schalke 6-1 away, not a great surprise that Bayern are beating them comfortably really.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I don't really see that as relevant.

Anyway Bayern won 5-1.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wolfsburg took the lead against Bayern. :lol:

Granted Bayern won 1-6 in the end.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hertha Berlin 0-2 Bayern Munich. Bayern are Champions if they win.

Pep. :bow:

The true Special One.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Augsburg 1-0 Bayern Munich, FT.

They won the title unbeaten but couldn't go the distance.

What a bottle job. :lol:

[GP]

Them :haha:

Us :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bayern Munich 0-3 Borussia Dortmund, Mkhitaryan, Reus and Hofmann with the goals. :haha:

[Marc Overmars]

Bayern. :lol:

Although obviously they've switched off domestically now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Borussia Dortmund 0-0 Bayern Munich at the moment in the German Cup final. :popcorn:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

That Bayern kit :sick:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pep giving Ribery an arserub. :unsure:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Extra time looming.

Extra time nerves. :lol:

I remember them.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Klopp. :haha:

Completely mental.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-0 HT in ET. Pelanties please.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Have you seen Bayern's coats?

:haha:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bn3NNF4IcAACiCf.jpg

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dortmund 0-1 Bayern Munich, Greedy Balding Twat!

[GP]

cunts

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Robben just dropped the Ashes.

Come on Dortmund!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Four added minutes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dortmund 0-2 Bayern Munich, Muller.

Football wasn't alive for long. :rose:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-2 FT, Bayern win the double.

[Niall_Quinn]

Yuk, what a shit stained result.

[Master Splinter]

Dortmund lost again.

:wacko:

They have been shocking outside of the CL. First ever relegated CL winners?

Klopp in?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I don't understand what's going on with them, wish they would balls up in the Champions League instead.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bayern Munich 2-1 Borussia Dortmund.

Dortmund in the relegation zone now. :wacko:

[Master Splinter]

Coyle in.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Simply inexplicable that they are in the bottom 3. Just don't understand how it can happen, even at this stage.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

They keep losing.

[GP]

Imagine losing to that complete shower :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

http://giant.gfycat.com/IcyImpishAmethystsunbird.gif

:lol:

[selassie]

:haha:

[Syn]

:lol:

It's funny because Mkhitaryan's a diving twat.

[GP]

Could have killed him

[Syn]

http://www.bundesliga.com/en/stats/table/

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29985141

What a way to give Dortmund a win. :haha:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

I watched the goal on Daily Bowel Motion, worthy of Frank Sinclair

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Eintracht Frankfurt 2-0 Dortmund, yet the Klopp In brigade will still talk about him being the man for us as much as the deluded Wenger in lot

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Result from Friday:

Wolfsburg 4-1 Bayern Munich. :lol:

Invincibles. :haha:

Also, Bayer Leverkusen 0-0 Dortmund.

Dortmund rock bottom. Crazy.

[GP]

Did Dortmund lose again?

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Is there anyone left convinced he's the man for us?

[GP]

Wenger OUT!

[Marc Overmars]

If they go down it has to be the biggest shocker in history.

[GP]

If they go down it has to be the biggest shocker in history.

Worse even than Letters' wardrobe.

[fakeyank]

You cant get worse than Letter's wardrobe tbh..

[Heisenberg]

What on earth has happened to Dortmund this season?!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Augsburg were down to ten men for 25 minutes too.

:wacko:

[Master Splinter]

Dortmund won. :faint:

[Master Splinter]

Dortmund won two games in a row. :faint:

4-2 against Mainz on Friday.

Klopp in!

[Master Splinter]

And today:

Bayer Neverkusen 4-5 Wolfsburg. :haha:

Dost with four goals and a last-minute winner. Son with the most pointless hat-trick ever.


Bayern 8-0 Hamburg. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Klopp - must get :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I think Bayern might win the league.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Thomas Tuchel replacing Jurgen Klopp as Dortmund manager from next season, seems to be following in the footsteps of his predecessor by going from Mainz to Dortmund

Le Grove raves about the guy i don't know enough about him, though the spotlight might fall on him if he improves Dortmund's fortunes next season.

[Master Splinter]

Bayern lose again!

0-1 against Augsburg.

Reina sent off early on. :haha:

Why didn't Arsenal go for him? They need a world class goalie.

[GP]

I didn't even know he'd gone there. I thought he was in Italy.

[Niall_Quinn]

Will be interesting to see how this pans out. Players getting sacked. I like it, a lot.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3076647/Kevin-Prince-Boateng-Sidney-Sam-released-Schalke-immediate-effect-defeat-Cologne.html

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wolfsburg 3-1 Dortmund in the German Cup Final.

:rose:

[Niall_Quinn]

Bayern :haha:

Classic Wenger play. Everyone rushes up the field and the opposition nick the ball and score.

Pep :haha:

"Bayern have had all the possession" :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Nicklas Bendtner has been released from training duties by Bundesliga club Wolfsburg, who are now looking at the Danish forward's contractual situation.

The 28-year-old has been training on an individual basis in recent weeks and has not been considered for selection by head coach Dieter Hecking since early February.

He still has over a year left to run on his contract but talks are under way to terminate that agreement prematurely.

'The current situation is unsatisfactory for everybody and it cannot endure,' Wolfsburg's director of sport Klaus Allofs said on his club's website.

'For this reason, we sat down again on Wednesday and, together with his agent, we discussed solutions.'

They never knew what they had. World's greatest player and they blew it :doh:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Normally people that register that highly in terms of self esteem also tend to score highly on the Hare check list for psychopathy.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Bayern only drawing with Schalke

Leipzig playing Dortmund later

If Leipzig win that one and Bayern score stays the same, Leipzig really putting the screws in

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Seeing as we don't have a dedicated German football thread and this forum isn't active enough for me to make one but .....

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/oct/04/jupp-heynckes-bayern-munich-72-interim-coach-ancelotti


Jupp Heynckes returning for the fourth time to manage Bayern albeit on a temporary basis. :blink:

I guess he did win them the treble last time around.

I suppose they realised that Nagelsmann would be too much of a risk at this stage and Tuchel's too much of a nutjob.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Will move this to the Bundesliga thread. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dortmund 4-4 Schalke.

Dortmund were 4-0 up at half time. :haha:

Aubameyang was sent off after 72 minutes, after scoring early on but it was still 4-2 at that point.