Questions for Next Emirates Hangout with Arsene

[Niall_Quinn]

http://youtu.be/3cyVJeZrHOU

Arsene, do you cut your toenails straight across or curved?

[Özim]

Arsene, when you trip over something that's been left lying around on the floor and your wife shouts at you for breaking it, what do you say to her?

[Özim]

Goke Wan was on this, f*ck me.

[Power n Glory]

All the fans that took part in that should be shot.

[Özim]

Which one was Ollie?

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Killed that link as soon as the 1st fucker opened his snout asking about some zonal marking shit.

[LDG]

"What did you spend your pocket money on as a kid?"

[Power n Glory]

Killed that link as as as the 1st fucker opened his snout asking about some zonal marking shit.

That was the best of the questions!

[Özim]

Killed that link as soon as the 1st fucker opened his snout asking about some zonal marking shit.
Don't do that, you'll miss out on classics like "Which team poses the greatest threat in the Emirates Cup?" and "Out of all countries where have you found the most passionate fans?"

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Don't do that, you'll miss out on classics like "Which team poses the greatest threat in the Emirates Cup?" and "Out of all countries where have you found the most passionate fans?"

Zonal marking is quite a pertinent question i am surprised they allowed that through the vetting process of softballs

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Questions for Arsene

1) I have very much enjoyed the Eight part series "The Returned"....which is about people returning from the dead, if you could bring back any player from beyond the grave to play in your side who would it be?.

2) Question i ask everyone....Viennese Whirl: Biscuit or Cake?

3) What is your favorite track on Led Zeppelin's Houses of the Holy?

4) Do you prefer to stand up and urinate or sit down and contemplate your day?

5) Who do you think would win in a fist fight between Jeremy Paxman and John Snow?

6) What do you prefer: Daddy or Chips?

7) Who is your favourite racist comedian?

8) How would you go about washing clothes stained with seminal fluid?....would you put them on a higher temperature wash and risk shrinking them?

9) If there was a fire in the Training ground and Laurent Koscielny and Santi Cazorla were trapped in different areas and you could only save one of them, which one would it be?

10) How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Grebbo]

"Who's got the biggest cock out of you and Ivan?"

I think Arsene tbh

[Niall_Quinn]

You see how this works?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2382558/Arsene-Wenger-confirms-Arsenal-working-hard-make-signings-backs-current-squad.html

That article should be screaming about a stage managed farce conducted by a secretive club that has so little respect for its fans they are prepared to treat them like morons. Instead the Daily Mail gives credibility to the proceedings. Why? So it can fill space with irrelevant bullshit and crap out another edition. The ****s in the media feeding off the ****s in the boardrooms, and vice versa.

[Grebbo]

I like how Arsene said he's only had one weeks holiday this year. The whole of Arsenal's pre-season is a holiday for him with a nice 5 star jolly around Asia thrown in for free.

[Letters]

Questions for Arsene

1) I have very much enjoyed the Eight part series "The Returned"....which is about people returning from the dead, if you could bring back any player from beyond the grave to play in your side who would it be?.

2) Question i ask everyone....Viennese Whirl: Biscuit or Cake?

3) What is your favorite track on Led Zeppelin's Houses of the Holy?

4) Do you prefer to stand up and urinate or sit down and contemplate your day?

5) Who do you think would win in a fist fight between Jeremy Paxman and John Snow?

6) What do you prefer: Daddy or Chips?

7) Who is your favourite racist comedian?

8) How would you go about washing clothes stained with seminal fluid?....would you put them on a higher temperature wash and risk shrinking them?

9) If there was a fire in the Training ground and Laurent Koscielny and Santi Cazorla were trapped in different areas and you could only save one of them, which one would it be?

10) How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
:haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Theo have pissed off

:pray:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Please, for the love of God, stay on what is for once a good topic with the potential for a few much needed laughs. Discussion shit is everywhere else.

[Özim]

I'd ask him who his favourite player of all time that he hasn't managed and also greatest player of his childhood?

[Özim]

Oh and who in the youth team he thinks has progressed the most at International level as well.

[Niall_Quinn]

Please, for the love of God, stay on what is for once a good topic with the potential for a few much needed laughs. Discussion shit is everywhere else.

You just completely ruined that - for no reason.

[Power n Glory]

Please, for the love of God, stay on what is for once a good topic with the potential for a few much needed laughs. Discussion shit is everywhere else.

Probably a good idea to remove the NQ post with the article, right?

[Özim]

Also I'd ask him what they did to this guys voice (the one who says "waddaya fink of Tottenham"), it sounds kinda odd.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuUMpuRgQmw

[Niall_Quinn]

Probably a good idea to remove the NQ post with the article, right?

??? My reference to that article is related to the webfarce held by Arsene today. There was other stuff in the article, but that's not what I was talking about. So all in all, I don't think it's as good an idea to remove my post as you initially imagined.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Probably a good idea to remove the NQ post with the article, right?

Is that a question for me or Wenger?

[Niall_Quinn]

Is that a question for me or Wenger?

Too edgy to be on an Arsenecast - must be directed at you.

[Niall_Quinn]

Arsene, if you had to pick one of the Beverly Sisters, which one would it be and why and when are you going to spend some fucking money?

[Özim]

Utterly Butterly or I Can't Believe It's Not Butter on your croissants in the morning?

[Xhaka Can’t]

Sainsbuys Basics or Waitrose Essentials?

[fakeyank]

"When did you first masturbate? Did you cum on the floor or in your hand?"

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

:police:

That's just Disgusting.

Everyone knows he's a Waitrose man.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

If your in a supermarket and you happen to see a priest interfering with the slender produce, does it make you feel uncomfortable or aroused?

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

do you have the urge to smell your fingers after they've made contact with your genitals, if so do you resist the urge?

[Niall_Quinn]

:police:

That's just Disgusting.

Everyone knows he's a Waitrose man.

He only goes into Waitrose to complain about the prices. He actually shops at Aldi.

[fakeyank]

do you have the urge to smell your fingers after they've made contact with your genitals, if so do you resist the urge?

:haha: :haha:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

"When did you first masturbate? Did you cum on the floor or in your hand?"

Wasn't it in your face?

[Japan Shaking All Over]

oh yeah.....when are you going to spend some money? @Wumger

[Xhaka Can’t]

On a scale of 9 to 10, how disappointed are you that Wilshere's injuries have put his sale date back by a year?

[fakeyank]

Wasn't it in your face?

No, you must be thinking of PHW there..

[Japan Shaking All Over]

have you got any rizlas?

[Letters]

Do you think you have the prettiest wife at home?

[Niall_Quinn]

Do you think you have the prettiest wife at home?

[Master Splinter]

"What did you spend your pocket money on as a kid?"

"I must tell you, spending was not a quality. There was no movement in the corner shop. If there was a special quality cola bottle, then maybe I would have made a bid, yes. Would I start the bidding at a penny? As well you know, transfer negotiations are undisclosed. Is there a small chance I will reveal if my haggling for the cola bottle was successful? I could write a book about this! But of course the little milk bottles were of course exceptional too."

[Master Splinter]

Do you think you have the prettiest wife at home?

"I do not know my wife."

[LDG]

:haha:

Master Splenger :bow:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Should I go to bed to lie in a pool of my own sweat or get more wine out of the freezer?

[LDG]

Should I go to bed to lie in a pool of my own sweat or get more wine out of the freezer?

Shit!

The beer in the freezer!

Cheers Gary!

:doh:

[Master Splinter]

Who is your favourite rapper?

[Xhaka Can’t]

Shit!

The beer in the freezer!

Cheers Gary!

:doh:

:haha:

:tiphat:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Number of the Beast has just started on Kerrang!!!!!!!!!1


Wrong thread, but no time to waste!

[Xhaka Can’t]

Channel 368

[GP]

Thanls but I'm not really in to coldplay.

[LDG]

Arsene. If you had a beast. What number would you give it?

[Xhaka Can’t]

Do you now possess my body and will you make me burn?

[LDG]

Thanls but I'm not really in to coldplay.

A Thanl is for lispers to wash with.

[GP]

A Thanl is for lispers to wash with.

Thanls

[Xhaka Can’t]

Is GayPete really named Pete?

[LDG]

Thanls

No pwobs.

[Harland]

Arsene, are kittens the most adorbs animals in the world?

[Niall_Quinn]

Is GayPete really named Pete?

No, but he's gay as fuck.

EDIT: Got that wrong, too much bleach.

What I meant to ask was, Arsene, have you ever met a bigger gay fuck than Pete? Apart from Giroud obviously.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

i think it's safe to say charlie submitted 80% of those questions.

[LDG]

Why did you go to the bottle bank?

[Xhaka Can’t]

Should I run to the hills or for my life?

[Master Splinter]

Do you prefer Coronation or Sesame street?

[Xhaka Can’t]

Do you prefer Coronation or Sesame street?

Degrassi. :good:

[Niall_Quinn]

What would you do if you woke up and found you were a soldier blue in the barren waste?

[LDG]

Should I run to the hills or for my life?

Little bit fight them at their own game.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Degrassi. :good:

:lol: agassi

awful sampras.























http://tennis-prose.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/agassi.jpg

[Niall_Quinn]

:lol: agassi

awful sampras.























http://tennis-prose.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/agassi.jpg

Giroud's dad

[Xhaka Can’t]

Is it time to rethink my position on shagging Britney Spears?

[-Xs-]

Why did you go to the bottle bank?

Shouldn't that read - "What did you realise when you were on your way to the bottle bank?"

[fakeyank]

"I must tell you, spending was not a quality. There was no movement in the corner shop. If there was a special quality cola bottle, then maybe I would have made a bid, yes. Would I start the bidding at a penny? As well you know, transfer negotiations are undisclosed. Is there a small chance I will reveal if my haggling for the cola bottle was successful? I could write a book about this! But of course the little milk bottles were of course exceptional too."

:haha:

:bow:

Brilliant!! :clap:

[Lord Nelson]

http://youtu.be/3cyVJeZrHOU

Arsene, do you cut your toenails straight across or curved?

I swear to God, some of the responses to this post have been the funniest ever! A bloke in my office thought that I was actually crying because something bad had happend! :d

[Xhaka Can’t]

Arsene, do you think George Lucas tarnished his Star Wars legacy with Episodes 1-3?

[Letters]

Arsene, Wowcher or GroupOn?

Also, how did you feel when Nestlé rejected your petition to rename "Quality Street" "Super Quality Street"? And don't you agree that orange creams are the best ones and the toffee ones are pondscum?

Yours,
Letters
(aged 39 1/2)

[Injury Time]

All the fans that took part in that should be shot.
They have already gone into the shitness protection programme...