View Full Version : The Real Scouts Of GW
Maestro
06-08-2013, 07:43 PM
Now that we know our scouts are shit and Wenfet doesn't care, let's play Arsenal scout and have some fantasy fun in this dour non-transfer window. So who would you scout and recommend Wumfet signs. Youtube scouting allowed ...post links and all that shit. Well if we can't sign real players, we might as well play 'imaginary transfers'! Personally I would spunk the maginary 'war chest' of ours on 1. Leandro Damiao 2. Neilton 3. Bernard & 4. Sven Bender .....don't care if they flop just want to see them playing for us ...in my dreams
1. Bernard
2. Gourcuff
3. Cesar
4. Shaquiri
5. Hummels
6. Huntelaar
7. Ben Arfa
8. Damiao
9. Defour
Would have like Toulalan and Moutinho but Monaco snapped them up but they were realistic targets.
Take your pick from the above.
It's not that hard really and if we didn't have complete morons running the club we might actually have got some of those.
Master Splinter
06-08-2013, 08:32 PM
Lars > Sven tbh.
Niall_Quinn
06-08-2013, 09:02 PM
Ludovic Gamboa
27 years old, a total journeyman of no note, could probably force him out on a free or very low fee, won't improve the squad in any way and if we overpay him he could still be hanging around in 4 years doing fuck all. I think he has been injured a fair bit too so all the boxes ticked.
Niall_Quinn
06-08-2013, 09:04 PM
Also Viktor Spechtl, he's dead so nobody else is in for him and the way is clear.
Munchies
06-08-2013, 09:06 PM
Ribery
Fellaini
Drogba
Niall_Quinn
06-08-2013, 09:07 PM
Ribery
LOL, he would cost money.
Munchies
06-08-2013, 09:09 PM
LOL, he would cost money.
:lol: we could have bought him in 06 :(
Ribery
Fellaini
Drogba
Yeah Fellaini, Drogba why not ageing but quality.
Maestro
06-08-2013, 09:10 PM
Poor scouting is endemic on here too :sulk:
..come on just play along with the game, I didn't say be WUMger for a day.
Niall_Quinn
06-08-2013, 09:13 PM
Bastian Schweinsteiger, break the bank and pay him whatever he wants (like everyone else). No scouting necessary. Should have signed him two years ago and we could have built a team around him.
I_Killed_Kenny
08-08-2013, 09:20 AM
Anzhi Makha whatever have put all their players on the transfer list. Willian a possible target? Hell i say we should go for Eto'o! always wanted him to come to us. Is 32 but still scoring away. would still take him tbh.
whatever happened to that Dvagoev from russia? did he end up going anywhere?
the one i was really impressed with was yarmolenko for Ukraine.
Cripps_orig
08-08-2013, 09:21 AM
Get Samba
She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
08-08-2013, 09:26 AM
sanogo's other leg
I_Killed_Kenny
08-08-2013, 09:49 AM
sanogo's other leg
saw it on ebay with eduardos foot
Ollie the Optimist
08-08-2013, 09:51 AM
Suarez
Fabregas
Bender
Ashley Williams
OJ Simpson
Homer Simpson
Homer Sexual
Honey Monster
Cookie Monster
Captain Crunch
Snap
Crackle
Pop
Marc Overmars
08-08-2013, 09:59 AM
Anzhi Makha whatever have put all their players on the transfer list. Willian a possible target? Hell i say we should go for Eto'o! always wanted him to come to us. Is 32 but still scoring away. would still take him tbh.
whatever happened to that Dvagoev from russia? did he end up going anywhere?
the one i was really impressed with was yarmolenko for Ukraine.
Eto'o. :bow:
Not many strikers better than him over the past 10 years.
His 20m a year wages might be a stumbling block though. :lol:
I_Killed_Kenny
08-08-2013, 10:06 AM
Eto'o. :bow:
Not many strikers better than him over the past 10 years.
His 20m a year wages might be a stumbling block though. :lol:
True but dont think he can realistically expect anywhere near that anywhere else and at his age.
Maestro
08-08-2013, 10:15 PM
I'd be loyal as fuck, shit to flies kinda shit if I was Eto. Sit tight and gets paid.
JonasTC
09-08-2013, 12:18 AM
I would go all in for Suarez and Fellaini, we have a good squad and basically just need 2 boss players, so we have a boss in every line. Then i would probably go for a young and talented defender (not like miguel, we need one with actual talent) a guy like the german kid we're linked with would be a perfect back-up/up'n'comming (some1 have already edited his wiki page to join us for the next 4 years >_<). I dont think we need anymore than that.
Globalgunner
09-08-2013, 08:29 AM
Spuds rejects Dawson, Huddleston and Caulker. Yes I know but in the cold light of day they are individually better than, Vermaelen, Ramsey and BFG. (Ducks head)
cheesy bites
09-08-2013, 08:42 AM
Gundogan, Reus, Lewandowski conveniently all in one place.
Hamsik from Napoli and Verratti from PSG
Spuds rejects Dawson, Huddleston and Caulker. Yes I know but in the cold light of day they are individually better than, Vermaelen, Ramsey and BFG. (Ducks head)
:haha:
No.
Grebbo
09-08-2013, 09:28 AM
Spuds rejects Dawson, Huddleston and Caulker. Yes I know but in the cold light of day they are individually better than, Vermaelen, Ramsey and BFG. (Ducks head)
Are you nuts??!! We're shit and desperate but we're not that shit and desperate!!
Grebbo
09-08-2013, 09:29 AM
Time to go for Rooney. I really cannot see Man Utd selling him to Chelsea but they might be tempted to sell him to us if he's going to act the cunt.
I really don't want Rooney :(
I just can't see it working out.
Grebbo
09-08-2013, 09:32 AM
I really don't want Rooney :(
I just can't see it working out.
Beggars can't be choosers.
No no no no no!! No to Rooney.
Too fat, and IMO, well off the boil.
Never really thought he was that good.
Power n Glory
09-08-2013, 09:33 AM
Valbuena and Di Maria.
Grebbo
09-08-2013, 09:34 AM
No no no no no!! No to Rooney.
Too fat, and IMO, well off the boil.
Never really thought he was that good.
He's better than any player we've got.
;)
He's fatter than any player we've got.
;)
That's true.
Grebbo
09-08-2013, 09:36 AM
Beggars don't have £70m+
Doesn't really matter how much money we've got - which striker is available and who's gonna want to join us that's better than Rooney?
Doesn't really matter how much money we've got - which striker is available and who's gonna want to join us that's better than Rooney?
Then spend it on the midfield, or a keeper. Or both.
More than one way to skin a cat.
Grebbo
09-08-2013, 09:39 AM
Then spend it on the midfield, or a keeper. Or both.
More than one way to skin a cat.
Well yeah that's actually my preference tbh. Would be nice to have a top striker though.
McNamara That Ghost...
09-08-2013, 09:40 AM
Bryan Ruiz. :bow:
Wouldn't mind Yilmaz to be honest, very good player probably wouldn't cost a bomb either.
He's better than any player we've got.
;)
They bought him from the EFC! Rooney! Rooney!
He likes to shag the OAP's! Rooney! Rooney!
He'll nick your car, he'll rob your house, the dirty fucking northern scouse!
Big Fat Rooney, he's off to fuck your nan!
I_Killed_Kenny
09-08-2013, 09:49 AM
honda's deal with milan has fallen through! time to step in.
Yarmolenko
Kondogbia
Nab capoue off spurs
Adler
Job done
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