Bayern Munich v Chelsea European Super Cup 30/08/13 19:45 ITV & Sky Sports

[Cripps_orig]

Mourinho meets his bitch from Spain once more.

Come on Jose.

[Munchies]

Should be good

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mourinho meets his master again. :popcorn:

[Niall_Quinn]

-- Cech --

-- Ivanovic -- Cahill -- Ramires -- Mata -- Oscar -- Hazard -- Lampard -- Terry -- Cole --















-- Ba --

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sky's programme starts at 7 on SS1.

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No Mata again.

[Niall_Quinn]

No Mata again.

Damn. But I got the formation right?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bit too attacking for my liking.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

No Mata again.

Is this the new Jose bingo?

Try to upset as many players as possible, as quickly as you can. And then leave a 1-season-wonder for your next adventure...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Carragher and N_Q in the studio.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Is this the new Jose bingo?

Try to upset as many players as possible, as quickly as you can. And then leave a 1-season-wonder for your next adventure...

I think it's kill the Spanish players. Not sure Azpilicueta is playing much either.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Guardiola 7 victories to Mourinho's 3. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bayern Munich: Neuer, Rafinha, Boateng, Dante, Alaba, Lahm, Robben, Muller, Kroos, Ribery, Mandzukic.
Subs: Starke, Van Buyten, Javi Martinez, Shaqiri, Pizarro, Gotze, Contento.

Chelsea: Cech, Ivanovic, Cahill, Luiz, Cole, Ramires, Lampard, Schurrle, Oscar, Hazard, Torres.
Subs: Schwarzer, Essien, Mata, Mikel, Lukaku, Terry, Azpilicueta.

Referee: Jonas Eriksson (Sigtuna)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

12 changes for Bayern's team says Ben Shephard. :doh:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Guardiola 7 victories to Mourinho's 3. :lol:

Your statistics are wrong!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mourinho. :lol:

Didn't take him long to get rattled by the media.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lego Champions League final. :haha:

[Munchies]

LINE-UPS- Bayern Munich v Chelsea (1945 BST)

Bayern Munich: Neuer, Rafinha, Boateng, Dante, Alaba, Lahm, Robben, Muller, Kroos, Ribery, Mandzukic. Subs: Starke, Van Buyten, Javi Martinez, Shaqiri, Pizarro, Gotze, Contento.

Chelsea: Cech, Ivanovic, Cahill, Luiz, Cole, Ramires, Lampard, Schurrle, Oscar, Hazard, Torres. Subs: Schwarzer, Essien, Mata, Mikel, Lukaku, Terry, Azpilicueta.

[Cripps_orig]

Time for Martinez, Mata and Shaqiri to come home

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Bayern fans :bow:

And then the Chelsea fans sitting there silently, plastic flags in hand....

[Munchies]

4-1-4-1 ?

[Cripps_orig]

We all Mourinho fans?

Will Guardiola go crying again for a year when Mourinho kicks his ass again?

[Munchies]

We all Mourinho fans?

Will Guardiola go crying again for a year when Mourinho kicks his ass again?

Supproting Bayern sorry . Don't want them to get another trophy

[Cripps_orig]

Supproting Bayern sorry . Don't want them to get another trophy

If Bayern wins, it's down to Heynckes. Lose and it's the flopeps fault.

Come on Bayern.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tyler and Smudger for Sky, I presume Tyldesley and Townsend for ITV.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

If Bayern wins, it's down to Heynckes. Lose and it's the flopeps fault.

Come on Bayern.

If Mourinho wins, Chelsea win. Fuck that.

[Munchies]

Mourinho is a cunt, hope he gets sacked

[Cripps_orig]

Mourinho is a cunt, hope he gets sacked

And he comes home :pray:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Muller. :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How can Mourinho make notes after 2 minutes? :lol:

[Cripps_orig]

That's why he's the best in the world at what he does

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David Luiz. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Crap shot from Hazard.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bloody hell Ribery. :doh:

What a chance.

[Munchies]

Poor shot there

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

He's back!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bayern Munich 0-1 Chelsea, Torres.

He's back.

[Munchies]

MUST GET !!

AFASFASFASFSAF

Lol

[Cripps_orig]

Brilliant finish

Pep :haha:

He is horrific.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lahm with a hooked volley, Saved.

[Munchies]

Lol at the fans givin him the finger

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Poor from Muller, great lay-off from Mandzukic.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Torres. :haha:

That was so weak from Kross before that counter-attack though.

[Master Splinter]

Torres. :haha:

That was so weak from Kross before that counter-attack though.

Toni Kross?

Related to John?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good football, Ribery shoots, Cech saves.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Toni Kross?

Related to John?

Fuck.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ribery booked.

[Globalgunner]

Why no Robben? The game is crying out for his cutting in from the right

[Master Splinter]

Azar is shitting on Bayern.

Pep has destroyed them.

[Master Splinter]

Why no Robben? The game is crying out for his cutting in from the right

Robben is playing.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

David Luiz had no idea that was offside. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ribery shoots wide, good move again though.

[Globalgunner]

Then he is back to his invisible self. Haven't heard his name mentioned at all

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great turn from Torres, belts it out of Prague.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That turn from Kroos. :cloud9:

[Globalgunner]

WTF is Jose signing at pitchside. Hopefully its to allow Mata join us on a free

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ribery. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great pass from Robben, Muller shoots, blocked for a corner.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

David Luiz. :lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Luiz alternates from being brilliant to hilarious, sometimes in the same action.

Great to watch.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cahill booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Robben shot, blocked off and makes it easy for Cech.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bayern Munich 0-1 Chelsea HT.

[Cripps_orig]

0-1 HT

Comfortable.

Come back Heynckes.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Mourinho's tactic is working.

Get an early goal, get as many men behind the ball as you can and counter.

You can see the moment a Bayern player loses any idea of what to do when faced with two walls of Chelsea defence.

[Cripps_orig]

Hazard was brilliant for the goal.

Running at the defence in a space where a DM such as I don't know a certain Martinez would be protecting.

Pep :haha:

Down to him that goal. Awful manager

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2036: Bayern Munich 0-1 Chelsea

So, Jose Mourinho is 45 minutes away from a first trophy in his second spell at Chelsea. It is a competition he has never won, partly because he left Porto and Inter Milan straight after winning the Champions League, so missed out on two opportunities to take part in the Super Cup. In 2003, his Uefa Cup-winning Porto team lost the 2003 edition to Valencia.

Porto lost to Valencia. :haha: Or Milan as we like to call them.

Chris Bevan. :lol:

Stick to writing shit articles.

[Cripps_orig]

I don't like Chiles

[Master Splinter]

Poyet is difficult to listen to.

Where's Keane?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bayern Munich 1-1 Chelsea, RIBERY!!

Mourinho. :haha:

[Munchies]

RIBERYyyyyyyyyyyy

[Cripps_orig]

1-1

Ribery

Heynkes :bow:

[Cripps_orig]

Cech is shit

[Master Splinter]

Best player in the world does it again.

[Munchies]

Why is Pep choking him ? :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ribery going for the volley, puts this one wide.

[Cripps_orig]

First look at Schurrle.

Looks good

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good clearance by Robben, like he never left Chelsea.

Cahill. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rafinha hauled off, Javi Martinez on.

[Munchies]

Rafinha hauled off, Javi Martinez on.

Didn't know why he went with Lahm as a holding CM anyway, wtf was he thinking

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Torres misses the header, Lahm decides Chelsea deserve a corner anyway.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dante. :haha:

Bloody hell.

Neuer saves from Oscar, Honest Frank belts the volley over.

[Munchies]

Phew

[Master Splinter]

Oscar :haha:.

[Cripps_orig]

Oscar :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ramires the scrote booked.

[Cripps_orig]

Didn't know why he went with Lahm as a holding CM anyway, wtf was he thinking

Shit manager makes shit decisions

[McNamara That Ghost...]

David Luiz is hilarious.

Booked.

[Cripps_orig]

Ridiculous booking.

Laporta has gone German.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cashley denies Muller.

[Munchies]

Cashley :bow:

Arsenal :pal:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Robben smacks it, wide.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hazard with a scuffer, Neuer saves.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ramires. :lol:

Neuer saves.

[Cripps_orig]

Götze is due

Hazard shot saved.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cech. :haha:

OMG.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Muller off, Goetze on.

[Munchies]

Tubby is on

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shite from Kroos.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Torres is a clumsy oaf.

[Munchies]

Martinez out
Gustavo gone

Pep :pal:

[Cripps_orig]

All Chelsea.

Martinez back on

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ivanovic heads on to the bar!

[Cripps_orig]

Ivanovic hits the bar.

so much for parking the bus

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Robben takes out Cashley. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kroos shot, deflects over.

[Munchies]

:lol: Looked like he pushed him from far out

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Boateng booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Neuer saves from David Luiz!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ramires sent off. :haha:

[Munchies]

Bloody hell that was close

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Laporta works in mysterious ways.

No that's an awful tackle. Irrelevant if he touches the ball or not.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fight fight fight!

[Cripps_orig]

He got the ball clearly.

Wtf?

[Munchies]

Mourinho :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Schurrle off, Mikel on.

[Munchies]

Mandzukic thinks he's a hard man, trying to get in Torres' face

[Master Splinter]

Mikel on?

Sums up Mourinho.

Time for Mata to put in a transfer request.

Which says he desires a move to Arsenal.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ribery shot, wide.

[Cripps_orig]

Torres booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Freekick to Chelsea, dangerous area. :doh:

[Cripps_orig]

How is that not a yellow?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

David Luiz hits the wall.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-1 FT. On to ET. :popcorn:

[Cripps_orig]

Ref killed the game

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Robben. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Honest Frank pubbing it up.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bayern Munich 1-2 Chelsea, Hazard. :doh:

[Munchies]

:banghead:

[Cripps_orig]

What a goal.

Hazard is awesome.

Pep :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Robben hauled off, Shaqiri on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ribery. :haha:

Woeful first touch.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Torres off, Lukaku on.

[Cripps_orig]

We should bid for Shaqiri.

[Master Splinter]

Bayern have two players versus the whole Chelsea team in the box.

Pep out.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lukaku booked already. :lol:

[Cripps_orig]

Lukaku booked for being subbed on.

Can't be anything else

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shaqiri scuffer, Cech just about saves it.

[Özim]

Mourinho is friggin awesome, winning against a team who are European Champions and as good as Bayern are.

The effect of a top manager :bow:

[Cripps_orig]

Mourinho is friggin awesome, winning against a team who are European Champions and as good as Bayern are.

The effect of a top manager :bow:

Pretty much and it wasn't even parking the bus.

They have had the better chances

[Özim]

We should bid for Shaqiri.
Quality player, we'll never be interested.

[Cripps_orig]

Cahill is awesome.

And to think we could have got him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Boateng. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shaqiri. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-2 HT in ET.

[Master Splinter]

Shaqiri :haha:.

[Cripps_orig]

Cech might as well have a break.

He hasn't had to do much

[Özim]

Cech might as well have a break.

He hasn't had to do much

That's typically what happens with Guardiola sides against Mourinho sides, no end product. Bayern must be longing for their old manager back already.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cech saves from Mandzukic.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Another save from Cech!

[GP]

http://www.fcbarcelona.com/football/first-team/detail/card/fc-barcelona-reial-madrid-5-0-2010-11

[Özim]

Mandzukic having a mare, great save Cech.

[Özim]

http://www.fcbarcelona.com/football/first-team/detail/card/fc-barcelona-reial-madrid-5-0-2010-11

I think Mourinho proved he was better than Guardiola, he end up scaring him away from Spain when he realised his days of easy trophies were over. Then he went to Bayern the best side in Europe.

[Munchies]

JT :lol:

[Ollie the Optimist]

I think Mourinho proved he was better than Guardiola, he end up scaring him away from Spain when he realised his days of easy trophies were over. Then he went t Bayern the best side in Europe.

shall we compare records. mourinho won 2 trophies at madrid. how many did pep win?

[Özim]

shall we compare records. mourinho won 2 trophies at madrid. how many did pep win?

Yes let's, how many trophies has Mourinho won in his career and how many has Guardiola?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How didn't Shaqiri get to that?

[Cripps_orig]

Pep ran away for a year.

Did Mourinho run away?

[Cripps_orig]

Yes let's, how many trophies has Mourinho won in his career and how many has Guardiola?

Game set and match

Pep lovers :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Big Man on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pep ran away for a year.

Did Mourinho run away?

After his first trophyless season, yeah.

[GP]

shall we compare records. mourinho won 2 trophies at madrid. how many did pep win?

Mourinho also won the award for the most horrible shitcunt of a human being. Narrowly beating out Piers Morgan and Josef Fritzl.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Poor from Goetze.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

WTF Neuer? :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I hope that's a GIF by the end of the night...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Freekick to Bayern, dangerous area.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cech saves from Ribery!

[Cripps_orig]

"Can't wait to see the managers handshakes at the end, it might be brief"

How long do handshakes go on for?

[Özim]

"Can't wait to see the managers handshakes at the end, it might be brief"

How long do handshakes go on for?

Some managers don't want to shake hands. I reckon Guardiola might want to head straight down the tunnel to throw his toys out of the pram.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Boateng blazes it over.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mandzukic heads down and over.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

One added minute.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-2 OR EVEN JAVI MARTINEZ!!!!

[Munchies]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AADSADDDDDDASOJOASJFOASJFOASF

[Özim]

Penalties it shall be!

[Cripps_orig]

2-2

Martinez scores

Should've started.

Pep :haha:

Being humiliated tonight

[Cripps_orig]

2-2 DANTE!!!!!!!

They look like each other tbf

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mourinho's record for pelanties is quite ropey. :popcorn:

[Munchies]

2-2 OR EVEN JAVI MARTINEZ!!!!

haha FUCK YAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[McNamara That Ghost...]

They look like each other tbf

He was right there too!

[Cripps_orig]

Terry to miss :pray:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That Chelsea fan. :haha:

Needs to be another GIF.

[Özim]

Terry to miss :pray:

:goodpost:

[Munchies]

That Chelsea fan. :haha:

Needs to be another GIF.

http://i.imgur.com/CXSSHh2.gif

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Alaba up first.

[Munchies]

YES !

1-0

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Alaba makes it 1-0.

Why does Cech turn in to a Thunderbirds puppet?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-1 David Luiz hammers it in.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kroos Germans it to make it 2-1.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Oscar up.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Oscar makes it 2-2.

[Cripps_orig]

Neuer moaning

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lahm makes it 3-2. Germans. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Honest Frank up.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

3-3. Boo.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ribery makes it 4-3.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cashley next. Please fuck it up.

[Munchies]

Miss cashley you cunt

[Cripps_orig]

Coles was the best penalty

[McNamara That Ghost...]

He hit the post and goes in. 4-4. Chelsea's luck knows no bounds.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shaqiri. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cech can't keep it out, 5-4.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lukaku up to keep Chelsea in it.

[Cripps_orig]

Lukaku has to score

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Terrible pelanty. Bayern Munich WIN!!!!

:haha:

Mourinho. :haha:

Loses to his master again.

[GP]

YEEEEEESSSSS!!

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

SELL HIM SELL HIM SELL HIM TO US

[Master Splinter]

LOLkaku :haha:.

[Munchies]

What a shit pen

HAHAHAHA

[GP]

Mourinho :haha:

What a failure.

[Özim]

Bayern win it!!!

[Niall_Quinn]

Bit of a shit pen. Why didn't Terry miss it?

[Marc Overmars]

Lukaku. :lol:

Shit penalty.

Time for him to come home now he's done his agent work.

[Cripps_orig]

Bayern :bow:

Heynckes :bow:

Chelsea :haha:

Pep :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bit of a shit pen. Why didn't Terry miss it?

He'll be swapping with a Bayern shirt soon tbf.

Mourinho. :lol: Lost a second cup final in a row now.

[GP]

Even Cech has taken his spaz hat off to Pep.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea defend their runners-up medals. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Even Cech has taken his spaz hat off to Pep.

Three time winner of this competition, he deserves it.

[GP]

Lamps crying.

[Cripps_orig]

Referee MOTM for Bayern?

Chelsea dominant before Ramires got sent off for getting the ball.

Any truth to the rumour that Pep was looking for flights to USA during the game before Martinez scored?

[Master Splinter]

Pep gets one over Mourinho again.

Well and truly Pep's bitch.

Parking the bus doesn't pay off in the end.

Mourinho :haha: :haha:.

Chelsea :haha:.

Taaaaaaaaaaansend :haha:.

Javi Martinez :bow:.

Germans :bow:.

[Munchies]

Frank goin for Charlton hair

[Letters]

:haha:

:pal:

:dance:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://i50.tinypic.com/2irss9z.png

[Cripps_orig]

Perfect football match

Chelsea lose

Pep humiliated.

Good night

[Özim]

Mourinho :haha:

What a failure.

We know all about failure.

[Özim]

Chelsea push the best side in Europe all the way even when down to 10 men.

Chelsea looked like a force again.

Mourinho, a handful of games and already forming a great team :bow:

[Cripps_orig]

Chelsea push the best side in Europe all the way even when down to 10 men.

Chelsea looked like a force again.

Mourinho, a handful of games and already forming a great team :bow:
Pretty much.

Hope the Russian becomes an idiot again and let's him go so Jose can come home

[Özim]

Pretty much.

Hope the Russian becomes an idiot again and let's him go so Jose can come home

Yup me too, him being at another club in England is not good news for us.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article809160.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Josep+Guardiola+Not+Renewing+His+Barcelona+Contrac t

[Cripps_orig]

Yup me too, him being in England is not good news for us.

Doesn't affect us tbh. We aren't Chelsea's rivals

[Cripps_orig]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article809160.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Josep+Guardiola+Not+Renewing+His+Barcelona+Contrac t

I assume he had just heard his visa to America had come through

[Özim]

Doesn't affect us tbh. We aren't Chelsea's rivals
True but we'll get a maximum of 2 points from the games against them, more likely 0 points though.

[Cripps_orig]

True but we'll get a maximum of 2 points from the games against them, more likely 0 points though.

Wenger has never beaten Mourinho iirc.

At least pep has company in being Jose's bitch

I'd take 2 draws for sure

[McNamara That Ghost...]

FC Hollywood. :bow:

Well done to them.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Who was the woman taking a cheeky look behind the window? :lol:

[Xhaka Can’t]

We know all about failure.

Your face sure does.

[GP]

Well done to Bayern. Fully deserved.

At least one team showed up to play football.

[Master Splinter]

http://www.voxxi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Pep-Guardiola.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/05/01/article-1382571-0BD9888200000578-490_306x423.jpg

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://www.chelseafc.com/javaImages/d1/82/0,,10268~11109073,00.jpg

[GP]

:lol:

Mourinho lovers :haha:

[GP]

Time for Wan to come home.

[Ollie the Optimist]

i wish the people defending mourinho and chelsea, would put the same passion into supporting their own team :coffee:

[Cripps_orig]

Jose speaking sense

[Cripps_orig]

i wish the people defending mourinho and chelsea, would put the same passion into supporting their own team :coffee:

Who's defending Chelsea?

We all laughed at them

[GP]

Mourinho crying :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Best team lost. :haha:

Shut up.

[Ollie the Optimist]

in 16 meetings between the two, mourinho has beaten pep just 3 times.

the real bitch here is mourinho.

[GP]

in 16 meetings between the two, mourinho has beaten pep just 3 times.

the real bitch here is mourinho.

Acts like a bitch, cries like a bitch, looks like a bitch, gets fucked like a bitch.

[Master Splinter]

Mourinho crying

As always.