This Weekend's Fixtures (21/22 Sept).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wazza hits the wall.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fellaini's chest control. :cloud9:

Commits a foul.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Another awesome free kick out the Wazza catalogue.

[Penguin]

They just showed a close up on RVP with a wry smile on his face

:haha:

[Munchies]

Fuck I missed it :doh:

Fellaini :pal:

[crashley]

They just showed a close up on RVP with a wry smile on his face

:haha:


Any chance of a sly Wenger buy back clause ##

[LDG]

So glad we didn't go for screech.

[GP]

Any chance of a sly Wenger buy back clause ##

Fuck no.

[Maestro]

Fellatio just got dicked, jesus i didn't think he was this shit

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Welbeck. :haha:

[GP]

Welbz :lol:

[Munchies]

Wouldn't want RVC back, no one would.

He can fuck off.

[GP]

Fellatio just got dicked, jesus i didn't think he was this shit

Well and truly found out.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

With the way he left he wouldn't be accepted. Besides he's getting on in age, I'd much rather invest in someone a lot younger.

[Maestro]

So glad we didn't go for screech.

so am i after watching this shower, used to think he was actually decent. god i was wrong

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fellaini shoots, Hart saves.

[Munchies]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BUxx4taCUAM0LnJ.jpg

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That headgear keeps falling off Wazza.

[Munchies]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BUxpCFOCcAAnc3n.jpg

:pal:

[GP]

Just to add insult to injury, Millner is coming on

[Maestro]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BUxx4taCUAM0LnJ.jpg

"hi robin, mr piers morgan is on the line for you"

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pathetic from Valencia.

[AKBapologist]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BUx8MkVCYAAGsKc.jpg

[LDG]

Even Howard Webb has deserted them.

Classic plastic fan.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jesus Navas off, Milner on.

Real Betis gave him tougher derbies. :coffee:

[Munchies]

@Emmanuel17Petit

Wow I must laugh at these scores 4-0 to Manchester City

Manu :bow: :haha:

[Maestro]

Just to add insult to injury, Millner is coming on

now that's just taking the piss from city.

still can't believe chicarito and kagawa cannot get a game. moyes :-)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Odemwingie. :doh:

Naughton giving Cardiff a chance.

[Penguin]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BUxpCFOCcAAnc3n.jpg
"Sorry, I'm breaking up with you. It's not you it's... no wait it is you!"

[Munchies]

Avatar sized
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BUx85W_CYAAg_MC.png

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dawson booked. What a scrote.

[Penguin]

Dawson booked. What a scrote.

Are you watching both matches at the same time? :o

[Maestro]

please Cardiff, perfect my weekend

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sigurdsson off, Lamela on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Are you watching both matches at the same time? :o

Little bit yes.

Negredo off, Dzeko on.

[LDG]

Are you watching both matches at the same time? :o

He is watching everything.

Even you.

[Maestro]

can't wait for redcafe tonight, better than tv by far

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dzeko shoots, De Gea tried to turn it in.

[Ollie the Optimist]

get a fifth city. really make this humilating.


also if I'm right, two years ago we beat stoke at home 3-1 and the manchester derby was the game straight after. that was 6-1. same again please for sheer comic value

[Penguin]

He is watching everything.

Even you.
:unsure:

..


:flash:

[Munchies]

can't wait for redcafe tonight, better than tv by far

Make a list of the best ones for us

[Munchies]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BUx-XweCQAANbtD.jpg

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fellaini. :haha:

What is he doing?

Evra hit the post just before that.

[Munchies]

Post ?!??

[milla]

now that's just taking the piss from city.

still can't believe chicarito and kagawa cannot get a game. moyes :-)

Moyes lost it to be honest, Kagawa is their best attacking midfield. Not sure what is the hype with big hair Ferret though. :coffee:

[GP]

Fellaini :haha:

He's shit. Just a big lumbering oaf.

[Syn]

Moyes lost it to be honest, Kagawa is their best attacking midfield. Not sure what is the hype with big hair Ferret though. :coffee:

Kagawa is the best player never to play a game.

[Munchies]

Can't believe I wanted us to sign Fellaini for £22m

:doh:

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Fellaini :haha:

He's shit. Just a big lumbering oaf.

Activated release clause. :haha:

Wenger. :bow:

[Master Splinter]

Kagawa is the best player never to play a game.

The new Eduardo.

[Penguin]

Aguero wumming Vidic :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Zabaleta whacks the ball in to Nastasic's face.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a chance Gunnarsson.

[Maestro]

Make a list of the best ones for us

see you later, in the moyes muppet thread

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kane on for Townsend.

Aguero off for Javi Garcia. Pellegrini bringing on all the Citeh pubbers.

[Syn]

Activated release clause. :haha:

Wenger. :bow:

He didn't activate the release clause. That expired a month before the deadline. Moyes paid around £3m more than he needed to. But the fact that he didn't get him with his release clause early on and instead pursued lost causes in Thiago and Fabregas tells you what you need to know. Even Moyes didn't want Fellaini - he just needed to desperately get something in at the end.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City 4-1 Man Utd, Wazza! What a freekick. Hart. :lol:

[Rors]

It's on.

[Munchies]

Wazza

[GP]

Hart :doh:

[Ollie the Optimist]

It's on.

the 6-1?

[Syn]

Wazza has started the season really well.

[Master Splinter]

Erodes Citeh's goal difference. Well done Wazza.

[Maestro]

Moyes lost it to be honest, Kagawa is their best attacking midfield. Not sure what is the hype with big hair Ferret though. :coffee:

Ferret in headlights, road kill all night long.

[Munchies]

see you later, in the moyes muppet thread

:lol:

:good:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fellaini's header. :haha:

[Marc Overmars]

Wazza. :bow:

Time to come home and play for a proper team again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Three added minutes at the Etihad.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Eriksen hauled off, Holtby on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Just wide from Dzeko.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City 4-1 Man Utd, FT! :haha:

[Rors]

Over to you Redcaff. While you still exist......

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Four added minutes at Cardiff.

[Master Splinter]

United :haha:.

Moyes :haha:.

Fergie :haha:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Marshall denies Paulinho!

[Ollie the Optimist]

:haha: thats brilliant. moyes in

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cardiff 0-1 Spuds, Paulinho.

[Penguin]

Marshall :Bow:

[Ollie the Optimist]

bastards

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Fucking hell.

[Master Splinter]

FFS.

Cardiff :doh:.

[Penguin]

Oh fuck :(

[LDG]

Fuck fuck fuck fuck cunts

[Globalgunner]

Spuds score

[Penguin]

Good finish tbf

[Ollie the Optimist]

still top though

[The Emirates Gallactico]

FFS, Spurs pub teaming their way to 1 - 0 wins.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cardiff 0-1 Spuds, FT. Booo.

Still, Moyes. :haha:

And we remain top. :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

FFS Cardiff. :doh:

[crashley]

FFS you just can't trust these joke teams to do us a favor, surpised it wasn't a dodgy pelanty though :doh:

[crashley]

We need to start putting some distance between ourselves & the spud cock munchers, we can't be dealing with those neanderthal gimps breathing down our necks whilst trying to fight Citeh & Cuntski for the title.

[Marc Overmars]

Spurs have Chelsea at home next week. :popcorn:

[milla]

Spurs have Chelsea at home next week. :popcorn:

We will have Swansea away, not an easy task. Keep our eyes on our own game, turn em into winning habits and eventually we will build the gap. :coffee:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

He is utterly out of his depth and it's brilliant.

I've been waiting for this time for years..... just a shame we're shit too.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

At least Rodgers will encourage Liverpool to play football that will actually win things.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

The start to the season could be a lot better. We did say it could be difficult start. I wasn't convinced when the balls came out of the Premier League bag and I'm still not convinced

:doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It's damn unfair Man Utd are playing the same teams everbody else will play!

[Marc Overmars]

:doh:

What a fraud.

Tough start or not it doesn't excuse the absolute shit they've served up on the pitch.

[Ollie the Optimist]

last season, with pretty much teh same squad, they beat liverpool and city away from home, and lost to chelsea at home. so 6 points out of 9.

this year its 1/9

thats not bad luck or the fixtures fault. its poor management

[milla]

What a fraud.

Tough start or not it doesn't excuse the absolute shit they've served up on the pitch.

They have been shit on the pitch for a good few years now but they managed to finish first nearly every year. All down to SAF though. :coffee:

[Dennis Bendtner]

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/70059000/jpg/_70059616_70059040.jpg

The face rub.

Moyes. :rose:

[GP]

:doh:

I bet he actually thinks they draw balls from a bag.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I bet he actually thinks they draw balls from a bag.

He still thinks it's two points for a win.

[Rors]

The balls out of the bag :haha: Away 'draw' today as well. They were obviously 'warmed up'... :rolleyes:

[Rors]

So bad was United's performance today that even the mighty Raaes is back posting....

[Rors]

Valencia and Young getting the lion's share of the opprobrium. Perceptive lot over there on Redcaff....

[Rors]

There goes Di Canio :haha:

[milla]

There goes Di Canio :haha:

The man is a nutter. Shame though cos he good for comedy, after all there is not much left on EPL anyway. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Motd2 on in a minute. :popcorn:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shearer, Kilbane and Owen in the studio. How does Owen get to be freelance?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Starting with the Manchester derby. :o

[Rors]

'Digital' :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Durutti Column were robbed of that mixtape.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Aguero. :bow:

[Rors]

Durutti Column were robbed of that mixtape.

"We look like the fucking Hitler Youth!"

[Rors]

So were Section 25!

[Rors]

A Certain Ratio :pal:

[Rors]

Toure :lol: Intended of course :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

"We look like the fucking Hitler Youth!"

Irony really. :whistle:

[Rors]

Screech :haha: Lost Aguero utterly totally and completely.

[Rors]

Irony really. :whistle:

"Icarus"

[McNamara That Ghost...]

A Certain Ratio :pal:

:haha:

What a band. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

4-0! :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Nasri :bow:

TBUFLITW tbh.

[Rors]

Yeah yeah Hart, whatever :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

De Gea. :haha:

[Munchies]

De Gea nearly fumbled it , would of been funny

[Munchies]

Fellaini just pushes him and gives away a foul :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mowbray must be an OFAH fan.

[Munchies]

What a FK :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

4-1. :lol:

What a hammering.

[Rors]

Mowbray must be an OFAH fan.

"I will telephone his Lordship at his cottage immediately"..... :whistle:

[Rors]

Moyes :haha: Soft play is over now laddie.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Did I just imagine the way Nasri said 'rivals'?

:lol:

[Munchies]

Nasri you fucking cunt

[Munchies]

Did I just imagine the way Nasri said 'rivals'?

:lol:

revals ? Thats how I heard it

[Munchies]

Owen must be making shit loads of cash, BT, this , Al Jazeera

[McNamara That Ghost...]

"I will telephone his Lordship at his cottage immediately"..... :whistle:

:bow:

Does he have our telephone number? (Rough quote).

[Rors]

Owen. :lol: In demand. For some reason.

[Rors]

:bow:

Does he have our telephone number? (Rough quote).

"Er...no"

"Good. Right. Out of it!"

[Munchies]

Valencia is awful

[Rors]

Erm, not tracking back isn't irony Mickey.... Just go away.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

"Er...no"

"Good. Right. Out of it!"

:lol:

You can pick a fault out of every goal. Too true Alan.

[Syn]

I'm guessing everybody has seen this?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9DjBtGID37g

GW :haha:

:unsure:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Shearer's done it again! :haha: :haha:

"look at him there... alright he doesn't get there.... but look at his determination"

[Rors]

I'm guessing everybody has seen this?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9DjBtGID37g

GW :haha:

:unsure:

"We've kept you long enough" = "Dare you mock our sacred cows!"

[Rors]

Shearer's done it again! :haha: :haha:

"look at him there... alright he doesn't get there.... but look at his determination"

:haha: He had five hours to plan that too.

[Syn]

Classic Shearer :haha:

"Look at kompany, look at him charge forward and get on the end of it....alright he doesn't get there, but look at his determination to get back there"

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cardiff - Spuds on now.

[Munchies]

Turning off the channel now, cba watching the spuds win :(

[Rors]

Jose sure loves mentioning 'Evolution' doesn't he? Does he moonlight for Konami or something? The Second Coming of Darwin? A huge fan of Pearl Jam's 'Yield'?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I'm guessing everybody has seen this?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9DjBtGID37g

GW :haha:

:unsure:

There's an 11 minute version of that video. Needless digs towards Wenger in it I am sure too.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lloris. :haha:

Clattenburg. :haha:

[Ollie the Optimist]

Michael owen - at the end united showed they could mix it with city.


they're were four nil down you cretin. tahts not mixing with city.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jose sure loves mentioning 'Evolution' doesn't he? Does he moonlight for Konami or something? The Second Coming of Darwin? A huge fan of Pearl Jam's 'Yield'?

Evolution is a mystery...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lloris. :bow:

Turning in to Gomes.

[Rors]

Evolution is a mystery...

"We are the past, the present, and the future of this business-uh!!!"

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Marshall. :bow:

He was amped for this one.

[Rors]

Marshall. :bow:

He was amped for this one.

Oh dear. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

AVB must be rich enough to afford a packet of Lockets.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Do you think Cardiff were brave?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

So brave.

[Rors]

Bless 'em

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Us vs Stoke now. :scarf:

[Syn]

They have and will take points off better teams than Tottenham. Seems they weren't at the races today. Nothing like their win over Man City.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ramsey. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That shot from Gibbs made it in? :wacko:

[Rors]

"Clips the post". By hitting it dead on. Cheers Motty.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Motty called that as a foul by Koscielny before it happened. :unsure:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

BFG the goal machine. :bow:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Surely Gnabry's name isn't pronounced G.........Nabry?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Giroud should've played Özil in there really.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sagna. :bow:

Where did he come from? The ball came to him you idiot.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shearer on the big screen. Eek.

[Rors]

Why do they need to stand by a big screen for this one?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

How will Sky respond to the oversized BBCPad?

Full size pitch?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sky will do it on the flight to the next live game.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Palace - Swansea now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Palace. :haha:

Definitely going down.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shelvey's freekick. :haha:

Aiming for the flag!

[Rors]

Shelvey :haha: :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

50 yard pass with the outside of the boot... wonder who taught him that.

[Rors]

Shelvey's freekick. :haha:

Aiming for the flag!

Pin Shot!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chakma is a warrior.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Holloway. :lol:

Can't wait for him to go away.

[Rors]

Holloway. :lol:

Can't wait for him to go away.

Not long now. :pray:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Insightful there Owen.

[Rors]

This is a disaster :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come back Colin Mu...I don't mean it.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Come back Colin Mu...I don't mean it.

James Richardson. James Richardson. James Richardson. James Richardson. James Richardson. James Richardson. James Richardson. James Richardson.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

He cares too much about football for the BBC to employ him.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Van Boyinsideme :haha:

De Gay :haha:

Shrek :haha:

Bed linen :haha:

English Fabregas :haha:

Wackbeck :haha:

Screech :haha:

Moyeinho :haha: