This Weekend's Fixtures & Fulham v Palace (19/20/21 Oct).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mourinho. :haha:

I don't understand why he got so angry. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Brilliant goal from Oscar.

[Rors]

Marshall :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That wasn't exactly the stunner Motty made it out to be.

[Munchies]

shut the fuck up about timewasting, you fuckers do it all the time

[Rors]

Yeah Shearer, you knew that rule off by heart didn't you? <_<

[Munchies]

Hansen on Luiz :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The bulldozer is back.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool - Barcodes on now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kebab. :bow:

[Munchies]

Yanga Mbanganganga :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stupid from Mbiwa. Although it's nothing Steven Taylor wouldn't do.

[Munchies]

SAS ?!?

:haha:

Been reading too much of daily fail

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I felt for sure Suarez was smacking that one in.

[Rors]

Suarez :lol: . Ug.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Well done Barcodes. We're up in a minute. :popcorn:

[Munchies]

Well done Barcodes. We're up in a minute. :popcorn:

Was going to call you out on that... then remembered they didn't win :getcoat:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:lol:

I never renege on a lost bet. :coffee:

We're up now. Tougher tests to come.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:cloud9:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Decent.

[Munchies]

:bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pearce tried to be poetic there, just came off terribly.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

BFG's clearance wasn't that bad, not much else he could do with it on the turn.

Ramsey. :wacko:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kneeslide fail from Ramsey. :haha:

[Munchies]

RAMBOOO

:bow: :bow: :bow:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Put some passion into the flag waving!

[Munchies]

OZILLLLLLZZZ !!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hansen saying Ramsey is Zidane. :bow:

[Munchies]

unbelievable tekkers from Rambo !

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd - Southampton now. :popcorn:

[Munchies]

MOyes :haha:

RVC :haha:

[Rors]

To paraphrase 'Yesterday Never Comes': "MOTD could make the Elgin Marbles sound like a second-hand Datsun"

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a chance for Osvaldo. Horrific from Wazza.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

RVP's goal was only profiting from Wazza's work. What a vulture.

[Munchies]

fuck off van persie, u didnt win u cunt :pal:

[GP]

Horrific cunt

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wazza and RVP both hit the bar? :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fellaini. :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Fellaini's sole contribution to the game :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a tackle from Schneiderlin.

[Rors]

Fellaini. :haha:

I remember him....

[Munchies]

Welbeck :lol:

[GP]

http://imageshack.com/a/img585/9154/w8y2.jpg

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-496685/60-reasons-future-English-football-gloomy-think-.html

:lol: I haven't heard of 5 of those.

Hoyte :haha:

[Munchies]

I cant believe I wanted Wenger to spunk 22.5mill on Fellaini :doh:

[Rors]

:haha:

[Syn]

Pearce tried to be poetic there, just came off terribly.

:haha:

What the fuck was that?

"It is really such a simple game...and an exquisite game...when simple football is..errr...simply...um...is exquisitely played so simply...yet exquisitely...yet simply."

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Didn't Lallana know that was his goal?

Amazing pile-up!

[Rors]

De Gea nutmegged, just to rub it in :lol:

[Rors]

:lol: I haven't heard of 5 of those.

Hoyte :haha:

Where Are They Now? Aside from Johnson, who is these days surely Adam Richman's stunt double....

[Munchies]

Pochetino learn english ffs

[Munchies]

Where Are They Now? Aside from Johnson, who is these days surely Adam Richman's stunt double....

Adam richman lost like 5 stone now since the show ended :lol:

http://www.thebraiser.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/adam-richman.jpg

[Rors]

Pearce tried to be poetic there, just came off terribly.

Edwards he ain't...

[Rors]

Adam richman lost like 5 stone now since the show ended :lol:

Funny that...

[GP]

Where Are They Now? Aside from Johnson, who is these days surely Adam Richman's stunt double....

http://i.imgur.com/CQvyrsz.jpg

tbh

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:haha:

What the fuck was that?

"It is really such a simple game...and an exquisite game...when simple football is..errr...simply...um...is exquisitely played so simply...yet exquisitely...yet simply."

He should have just said: He tickled it. Him too. And him. And him again.

[GP]

Adam richman lost like 5 stone now since the show ended :lol:

http://www.thebraiser.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/adam-richman.jpg

He's still a spud cunt.

[Syn]

He should have just said: He tickled it. Him too. And him. And him again.

:lol:

[Rors]

Okay Shearer, maybe a bit more patronising next time?.... Fucking hell!!

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Don't make a prediction about United, Hansen, ffs!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hansen begins one sentence with disagreeing and ends it with agreeing. :blink:

[Rors]

QUARTER-POUND PATTY!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

QUARTER-POUND PATTY!!

His name is Sam Allardyce.

[Rors]

Marking :rose:

[Rors]

His name is Sam Allardyce.

Now there's a challenge only one man has previously completed...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Now there's a challenge only one man has previously completed...

Pride of the Midlands. :bow:

[Rors]

Good analysis :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea - Sunderland now. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bardsley. :haha:

He had a stinker.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Emphatic finish from Bardsley!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

De Guzman with a comber.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Borini misses a glorious chance. :faint:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Poyet. :lol:

I give him a week.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton - Hull on. Everton with their best manager in recent history at the helm. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That Mirallas goal was little bit odd.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That's a shocker from Barry.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Distin and Howard. :haha:

[GP]

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-ymLcQai4Xzs/UmLTOuNNX-I/AAAAAAAAAIk/Cu06VFoS9Po/s430/REDKNAPP-HIT-IN-THE-HEAD.gif

[McNamara That Ghost...]

And another terrible one from Barry. That was only a booking! :wacko:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Remember when Osman was considered important for England.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pienaar didn't take long to get going. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Coney. :haha:

Bloody hell.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Barry you liar.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ah let's have a good old laugh about the funny man with the funny goal and the funny leg breaking challenges.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Assaidi. :bow:

Stoke - WBA on now. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke are very impressive in the lengths they go to avoid scoring goals.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How didn't Sessegnon score?!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/united-sign-fellaini.376385/page-85

Tearing the toiletbrush to shreds. :rose:

[Dennis Bendtner]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/24596838

I love the way Moyes' interviews go. Basically like he's managed Everton to an unlucky draw against Fulham or summink. The interviewer, desperate to make him feel better. "Hard luck, really annoying...but JANUZAJ has signed a new deal, that's great news eh Dave?"

[Munchies]

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/united-sign-fellaini.376385/page-85

Tearing the toiletbrush to shreds. :rose:

The fuck do we do with him now? Sell his hair on ebay?

:haha:

[Munchies]

Moyes went against Fergie advice in not keeping his backroom staff. He went into a panic buy to get Fellaini. Ontop he makes weird idiot substitutions.


Fergie's advice? It was Fergie's advice that we sign Moyes so make up your fucking mind you RAWK prick.

:haha:

[Munchies]

Aston Villa: Guzan, Bacuna, Vlaar, Baker, Luna, El Ahmadi, Westwood, Delph, Weimann, Kozak, Agbonlahor.
Subs: Steer, Helenius, Sylla, Benteke, Bowery, Tonev, Lowton

Spurs: Lloris, Walker, Dawson, Chiriches, Vertonghen, Paulinho, Sandro, Townsend, Holtby, Sigurdsson, Soldado.
Subs: Lennon, Defoe, Dembele, Friedel, Naughton, Eriksen, Lamela.

[Munchies]

No Benteke :(

Eriksen dropped :lol:
Lamela :lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

He's on the bench apparently.

And Baker in for Clark.

[Munchies]

He's on the bench apparently.

And Baker in for Clark.

Ah I copied that from the BBC live football thing, :good:

They fixed it now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Villa. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Who lowered the camera angle at Villa Park?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Agbonlahor. :doh:

Body over the ball, Gabby. Vertonghen. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It amuses me when defenders have to shout out 'away'. What else would be the instruction?

How does Chiriches avoid a booking there? Wait I know the answer to this, Phil Dowd is the ref.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Westwood booked.

Dowd. :haha:

Although that was a shocker from Westwood.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Westwood is not that way inclined, for sure.

Not heard that one before.

[Globalgunner]

Dowd is the referee I detest most in the PL. Even though he is now only half the man he used to be. That must have been a ton of liposuction.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sandro shoots, easy for Guzan.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Spurs have become turgid to watch and they weren't exactly glorious last season.

[Globalgunner]

Pity the teamthat has to rely on Agbonlahor for its goals. Get Benteke on FFS!. If he's good enough for the bench he's good enough to start

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Vertonghen. :haha:

And that corner from Villa a minute ago. :doh:

Low level stuff currently.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Spurs have become turgid to watch and they weren't exactly glorious last season.

You mean 'industrious'.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Playing with passion.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Weimann volleys, wide.

Chiriches and Vertonghen. :haha:

[LDG]

This is shit.

:yawn:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa 0-1 Spurs, Townsend flukes a cross in. :doh:

[LDG]

Bollocks

[Rors]

Muh.... damn you 'corridor of uncertainty' . :(

[Munchies]

ffs

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Spuds fans let off the Undertaker's urn near the linesman.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

What a fluke.

[Munchies]

Smoke grenade :lol:

[Rors]

(Keown has just used that EXACT phrase too...I need all that don't I?)

[Rors]

Spuds fans let off the Undertaker's urn near the linesman.

Marty Jannetty will hoisted up to the rafters through the scoreboard soon....

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Weimann. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It actually hit the linesman. :lol:

Deduct the three points I reckon.

[Munchies]

It actually hit the linesman. :lol:

Deduct the three points I reckon.

Just saw that :haha:

[LDG]

Spawny cunts

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Poor header from Sigurdsson.

[Munchies]

Hopefully Benteke comes on asap after the second half

[Rors]

As Joe Strummer put it, 'Like trousers, like brain'. Don't throw them either..

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Delph. :haha:

[Globalgunner]

What a fluke.

And so the legend grows

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Delph. :haha:

Wtf was that?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Freekick to Villa, Paulinho booked.

[Rors]

Bacuna :doh: .

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bacuna doesn't get it right this time, in fact that curled miles wide.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chiriches is having a stinker.

[LDG]

How was that not a FK?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Weimann shoots, not far wide. Good play. Dawson sent flying. :lol:

[LDG]

Come on Villa!

[Globalgunner]

How the hell did these shift stirrers beat us. They are dire. Anyhow c'mon the Villa

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Townsend shoots, Guzan saves.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa 0-1 Spuds, HT.

Come on Bentekkers.

[LDG]

Fuck off Townsend.

Will be found out soon I hope.

[Rors]

This cheered me up...

"George Best kicked it out of Pat Jennings' hands". Try Gordon Banks', Wrighty. Northern Ireland weren't playing Northern Ireland.

[Rors]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGWl6LP5JRg

:bow:

Bring it back, bring it back...!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

This cheered me up...

"George Best kicked it out of Pat Jennings' hands". Try Gordon Banks', Wrighty. Northern Ireland weren't playing Northern Ireland.

Wright. :haha:


Also, Townsend. :haha: Looking for the hit and hope whenever possible.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good strike from Paulinho, Guzan saves.

[GP]

Fuck off Townsend.

Will be found out soon I hope.

He's got one move, cut in and shoot. I honestly don't get all the hype.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

He's got one move, cut in and shoot. I honestly don't get all the hype.

Because it's worth £85m.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dawson booked. Weimann embarrassed him a bit there so time to hack him down.

[GP]

Because it's worth £85m.

AVB hopes so.

Last year he had one tactic: Give it to Bale.

This year it the same: Give it to Townsend.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

El Ahmadi. :haha:

What is it with players thinking a 1 in 100 shot is going to come off them? And no I didn't buy a lottery ticket for last night. Bought it on Thursday. :ninja:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

AVB hopes so.

Last year he had one tactic: Give it to Bale.

This year it the same: Give it to Townsend.

Hodgson has a funny joke about that plan...

[GP]

Hodgson has a funny joke about that plan...

Chinks :haha:

[LDG]

What was the villa kid doing in the stands :lol:

[Rors]

Hodgson has a funny joke about that plan...

I hope the next time I play as Donkey Kong on a remote game of Mario Kart Wii I am up against a 'Roy - UK'...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Townsend crosses it...to nobody.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Lambert you berk, get Bentekke on ffs.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I hope the next time I play as Donkey Kong on a remote game of Mario Kart Wii I am up against a 'Roy - UK'...

Nintendo have stopped online play for the Wii now I think. :(

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Walker's teeth. :lol:

Agbonlahor booked.

[LDG]

Walker. Little cunt.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Townsend crosses it...to nobody.

Commentator wasted little time in pointing out how great a cross it was. :doh:

[Rors]

Nintendo have stopped online play for the Wii now I think. :(

:( So I can't get my revenge on that cheating goit 'Per - France'? :banghead:

[Rors]

Here he comes :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:( So I can't get my revenge on that cheating goit 'Per - France'? :banghead:

Not until I have it for the Wii U. Or even, when I actually have a Wii U.

And Josh, of course, it's the players fault for not being set to 100mph running speed.

Bentekkers on. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Benteke heads it but over. :(

[LDG]

Bentekkers :doh:

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Come on Villa. :pray:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sigurdsson off, Lennon on.

[Rors]

This is more like it..

[LDG]

Here comes spastic hands.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Benteke getting his head to it every time, not that anything is coming from it.

[Rors]

Ah trash

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa 0-2 Spuds, Soldado.

Villa. :doh:

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Fuck.

[Syn]

Beautiful goal. Congratulations to the team.

[LDG]

Fucksake

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What are you doing Baker?

Hawthorn on Townsend: No end product this time. :lol:

El Ahmadi off, Cilla on.

Holtby hauled off, Dembele on.

[Rors]

During our best (only?) Period Of Sustained Pressure of the game...

[LDG]

Kyle Walker has one of those hittable faces.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Townsend goes for it again. :rolleyes:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Another move breaks down with someone trying to score a stunner.

Agbonlahor off, Tonev on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Paulinho. :haha:

How the hell?

[LDG]

Fucking hell Villa.

Get it wide, and put crosses in.

Shocking

[GP]

It's so galling that we lost to this absolute shower

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Walker. :haha:

[GP]

Walker :lol:

shit

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It's so galling that we lost to this absolute shower

Pre-Özil tbf.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Walker. :haha:

[LDG]

It's so galling that we lost to this absolute shower

Inorite.

Completely disjointed. No shape. Awful.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Soldado off, Defoe on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How hasn't Weimann scored? :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

"I think Roberto Soldado is only playing as he is the new buy. I would sooner lay against Soldado than Jermain Defoe.

"Defoe, for me, is sharper and better at linking the play."

Keown. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa 0-2 Spuds, FT. Booo.

[Rors]

Yes, we were never really in that one. Glad to see the back of it, especially with a rather kind of fixtures ahead...

[Rors]

Keown :rose:

[LDG]

Cock

[Rors]

Oh with the Townsend showering... He's the new Agar, and that's that.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hit and hopers. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How can Yorke struggle to say Soldado?

[Rors]

Yorke :lol: The 'Villa Cheerleader' who actually puts the boot in at every opportunity...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The only man to say 'we' when referring to Villa and Man Utd.

[Syn]

In fairness to David Moyes, he spent 11 years trying to get Everton above Man Utd and now he has finally achieved it.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Motd2 running order: 1. Villa 0-2 Tottenham.

[LDG]

:lol:

Think I may skip it tonight.

[Munchies]

If they lost/drew, I'd watch it .

[GP]

If they lost/drew, I'd watch it .

**SPOILER!**

They won

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Motd2 running order: 1. Villa 0-2 Tottenham.

2. Forensic analysis of Arsenal's first goal for 40 minutes. Hopefully.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Pace, power, precision, touch, determination. It's got it all. But these players have it in their locker. Sensational.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tougher tests to come.

[Xhaka Can’t]

It's so galling that we lost to this absolute shower

Fakeyank was at the match tbf.

[Letters]

Fakeyank :threaten:

[GP]

Fakeyank was at the match tbf.

What a cunt.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Good shot, tbf.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Townsend is doing his dad proud.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Robin Vlaar Persie. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

MotD couldn't even be arsed with a studio today? :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lethal Bizzle reporting on our game. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Arsenal have been well Dench this season.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What the hell?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Flamini going under the radar. :rolleyes:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Every Motson reaction to a goal "ohhhhh he's got it".

Their ignorance of the fundamental rules of the game has annoyed me more than it should.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dion Dublin being down on Man Utd must tell you things are bad there currently. Even Gordon McQueen might be unhappy.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Adam and Barry. Two absolute scrotes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Özil and the chewing gum! :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Adam and Barry. Two absolute scrotes.

‏@OllieHolt22
Aguero will be highest profile signing of summer so far if it happens. Still think Charlie Adam to Liverpool could be best though

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:haha:

Nobody with even half a brain thought that.

[Munchies]

Player ratings in the mirror for sunderland :
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BXFkgyXIAAAifOX.jpg

:haha:

[LDG]

Di Canio now writing for the local rag?

[LDG]

Özil and the chewing gum! :haha:

He did it before Swansea as well...flicked it up and caught it in his mouth :lol:

[Munchies]

Di Canio now writing for the local rag?

It could be :lol:

@Joey7Barton : Have just seen 5under1and ratings in todays paper. WOW! What a cheeky fucker that journo is? I'm all for saying people have played badly. Game of opinions after all. But gutless? Poor. Yes. Gutless. Some statement. Very personal.

Barton :haha:

When did Newcastle beat them 5-1 ? Seems like they always put in the name as an insult ? Can't remember any recent results like that :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2010 I think, first season for Barcodes getting promoted. Nolan hat-trick somehow.

[Munchies]

:lol: they should give it a rest if its been that long

--
Steven Gerrard's 100 goals:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wax4gBqAbM

Remember most of these, class player really.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I thought I was on RAWK for a second.

:cloud9:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Monday Night Football on now. :popcorn:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Our goal first up. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Well that was how many clichés can you fit in about us. Poor effort MNF tbf.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Crystal Palace: Speroni, Ward, Mariappa, Delaney, Moxey, O'Keefe, Jedinak, Campana, Puncheon, Bolasie, Gayle.
Subs: Subs: Dikgacoi, Phillips, Thomas, Gabbidon, Kebe, Chamakh, Price.

Fulham: Stekelenburg, Riether, Senderos, Hangeland, Richardson, Parker, Sidwell, Kasami, Ruiz, Berbatov, Bent.
Subs: Stockdale, Karagounis, Duff, Rodallega, Zverotic, Boateng, Amorebieta.

Referee: Lee Mason (Lancashire)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Palace Eagle. :lol:

Poor imitation of Benfica's.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

It's just a seagull in a costume.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Holloway?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Freekick from Campana, shite.

Poor old Chakma rooted to the bench again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Palace 1-0 Fulham, Mariappa! Jol. :wave:

[Munchies]

Palace 1-0 Fulham, Mariappa! Jol. :wave:

:lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

O'Keefe shoots, not far wide.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Palace 1-1 Fulham, Kasami. Jesus wept, what a volley!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That's ridiculously good.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Well there goes your MotD GotS.

[Munchies]

@JackWilshere : Well there's my 'goal of the month' prize gone!!!! Take a bow!

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Is there a fire drill? Fire alarm actually going off. :lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5523/10408873453_e7e5acb57b_o.gif

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Goal of the weekend

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Palace 1-2 Fulham, Sidwell! What a goal. :blink:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

And Palace 1-2 Fulham, HT.