This Weekend's Fixtures (2/3 Nov).

[GP]

Did you know, Leprosy is also known as Hanson's Disease.

True story.

Goodnight.

[AFC Leveller]

Remy again amongst the goals. I dont know how we didnt go for him, he is a very good player and a regular goal scorer. its not to late as he's only on loan up there.

[LDG]

Remy again amongst the goals. I dont know how we didnt go for him, he is a very good player and a regular goal scorer. its not to late as he's only on loan up there.

Being on bail for rape probably did it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton: Howard, Coleman, Jagielka, Distin, Baines, McCarthy, Barry, Mirallas, Osman, Pienaar, Lukaku.
Subs: Robles, Jelavic, Oviedo, Deulofeu, Naismith, Stones, Barkley.

Spurs: Lloris, Walker, Dawson, Chiriches, Vertonghen, Sandro, Paulinho, Townsend, Holtby, Lennon, Soldado.
Subs: Kaboul, Lamela, Defoe, Sigurdsson, Eriksen, Friedel, Dembele.

Referee: Kevin Friend (Leicestershire)

[AFC Leveller]

Being on bail for rape probably did it.

Yeah i can see why that would put the club off but should he be cleared, then i think we should sign him.

[AFC Leveller]

Everton: Howard, Coleman, Baines, Jagielka, Distin, McCarthy, Barry, Osman, Pienaar, Mirallas, Lukaku.

Tottenham: Lloris; Walker, Chiriches, Dawson, Vertonghen; Paulinho, Sandro; Lennon, Holtby, Townsend; Soldado.

what happened to their record buy Lamella? hardly played all season despite costing about 30m pounds.

[GP]

Soldado has as many goals from open play as Asmir Begovic.

Better than Giroud :haha:

[Maestro]

"i prefer the Spanish type of training instead of the Scottish training we used to have" - Mirallas

Moiz lolz

[AFC Leveller]

"i prefer the Spanish type of training instead of the Scottish training we used to have" - Mirallas

Moiz lolz

LOL!!!!!

[AFC Leveller]

Soldado has as many goals from open play as Asmir Begovic.

Better than Giroud :haha:

Looks like Alumnia on crack.

[Syn]

http://i.imgur.com/oGtMJF2.jpg

[Marc Overmars]

"i prefer the Spanish type of training instead of the Scottish training we used to have" - Mirallas

Moiz lolz

Moyes. :haha:

[Maestro]

Moyes. :haha:

presenter couldn't help but do a double take, laugh and then ask him to repeat it and explain ...was quality viewing.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

what happened to their record buy Lamella? hardly played all season despite costing about 30m pounds.

And Roma have gone mental without him. I don't really know but from what I read he has been a bit shit.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lukaku beasting it in the air early on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sandro goes for it from way out, Howard just gets to it.

Beard to beard. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Townsend already trying to belt them in.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Vertonghen cutback, Baines easily clears.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Soldado. :haha:

Shite header.

[Globalgunner]

And Roma have gone mental without him. I don't really know but from what I read he has been a bit shit.

Funniest part is that Roma replaced him with you know who. Our former no 27 Gervinho

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Holtby. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Funniest part is that Roma replaced him with you know who. Our former no 27 Gervinho

They must think we were insane to get rid of him. Football is a bit stupid.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lennon somehow breaks down an attack. Everton nearly gave it away.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Everton worryingly looking like a pub team.

Sort it out you useless scrotes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Townsend shoots, deflects over.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I keep forgetting that the Spuds signed Pienaar. :lol:

And then sold him back.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jagielka trying a backheel lay-off. :doh:

Stick to lumping it upfield mate.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

McCarthy booked.

[Globalgunner]

Why is itbthat overtime the Spuds are playing, that mumbling old fart, David Pleat is on commentary, and When it's us that annoying sourpuss Stewart Robson.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lloris teasing Lukaku, cruel.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dreadful from Coleman, twice. Thought he fouled Vertonghen.

[Syn]

All bias aside, Tottenham are a very unlikeable team. Vertonghen is the biggest diving scrote in the league.

[Syn]

Seems Tottenham know looking for penalties is the only way they're going to score.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton can't keep the ball. Bring Barkley on FFS.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Holtby shoots, Howard saves.

[Globalgunner]

All bias aside, Tottenham are a very unlikeable team. Vertonghen is the biggest diving scrote in the league.

The whole team is full of scrotes. The one thing AVB took away from his time with Mourinho

[Maestro]

what is Paulinho? ...anyone?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Another waster going for glory, Osman this time.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everything bouncing off Lukaku, including defenders.

[Penguin]

what is Paulinho? ...anyone?
..?
:unsure:




:penguin:

[Dennis Bendtner]

Does anyone know what Operation Goodison Exercise is yet?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Does anyone know what Operation Goodison Exercise is yet?

A complete bloody rip of Operation Anfield Exercise.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fuck sake Baines. :haha:

[Maestro]

Does anyone know what Operation Goodison Exercise is yet?

It's a safety exercise to make sure all the stewards know what to do/where to be in case the ground needs to be evacuated.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Walker. :lol:

[Dennis Bendtner]

Kyle Walker is comedy. Parrot-looking freak.

[GP]

Walker is utter shit.

[Globalgunner]

Walker. :lol:

He's England quality

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lennon committing men without finding a cross of any note. :o

[McNamara That Ghost...]

He's England quality

I was thinking about all the poor peformers this weekend are England starters: Stevie Me, Honest Frank, Baines and now Walker.

[Globalgunner]

i think someone must have mistakenly told Everton, they were playing Real Madrid. They are utter shit today

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chiriches. :haha:

[Maestro]

I was thinking about all the poor peformers this weekend are England starters: Stevie Me, Honest Frank, Baines and now Walker.

..and Hart, fucker couldn't even get on the pitch, that's how poor he was

[Penguin]

Wilshere has been completely shite this season too. England :doh:

[Syn]

Think Baines has been good so far. Just about Everton's only good performer in this first half. They've been seriously poor. I don't expect pretty football but they haven't caused Tottenham any problems.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Book Sandro you berk!

[Dennis Bendtner]

Sandro straight from the Scotty Parker manual there.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mirallas freekick, hits the wall. :rolleyes:

[Globalgunner]

Wilshere has been completely shite this season too. England :doh:

It won't stop them winning the WC, according to the Sun

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Howard. :haha:

Not always desirable to have a week long break clearly.

[Maestro]

hope we'll be adding Lennon and Townsend by the end of this game.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Soldado thinks he's Townsend thinking he's Bale.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Soldado. :haha:

To think folks were saying he's better than Giroud.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-0 HT. Everton were so poor but Spuds' aversion to scoring helps them out.

[Syn]

Tarrible, just tarrible.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Vertonghen probably didn't do himself any favours holding on to Coleman's shirt as he fell down.

[Globalgunner]

Tarrible, just tarrible.

Don't worry, at least we have the Welsh derby to look forward to

[Marc Overmars]

Come on the draw.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pienaar shoots, blocked by Dawson.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Paulinho. :haha:

Touch of the Henderson's there.

Old Man Distin down.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sandro hauled off, Dembele on.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

What are the odds that Spurs will get another controversial penalty and win this 1 - 0?

Probably worth sticking a tenner on given how things are going.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mirallas off, Deulofeu on.

Osman finally hauled off, Barkley on. :bow:

[Dennis Bendtner]

Xavi and Iniesta on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Vertonghen surely fouled Coleman there?

[Dennis Bendtner]

Vertonghen perhaps the luckiest defender in the league.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Paulinho booked for being a disgusting scrote.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lennon hauled off, Sigurdsson on.

[Syn]

Vertonghen perhaps the luckiest defender in the league.

New Carragher.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Just send Paulinho off.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lukaku so close. :(

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Soldado should be off!

Ref can't see shit.

[Globalgunner]

Vertonghen perhaps the luckiest defender in the league.

Regularly gets away with murder or at least attempted rape in the case of the striker whose pants he pulled down in front of the whole world

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sigurdsson from distance, Howard punches it away.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lukaku. :haha:

Throughballs not his strong suit.

[Syn]

That was a really easy opportunity for Lukaku to play their no.10 in. Shame.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lukaku just killed Lloris.

[Syn]

Ouch!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Eurgh that was sickening. :sick:

Lukaku booked.

[Munchies]

Ouch !

[GP]

K.O!!

[Munchies]

LLoris got a glass chin

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lloris has no idea where he is, no point risking him.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Scott Parker endorses this show of defiance.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lloris toughing it out, against the will of the entire Tottenham team, doctors and officials. :lol:

[Munchies]

:haha:

Friedl :pal:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

:haha::haha:

What is Lloris thinking of?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Soldado. :haha:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Oh god, it'd be utterly magnificent if Lloris makes a cock up now and Everton nick this 1 - 0.

[GP]

:haha::haha:

What is Lloris thinking of?

Thinking? He doesn't even know what species he is right now.

[Master Splinter]

New Carragher.

New Vidic. He used to get away with last-man blatant fouls every week.

He actually willed some refs to send him off, but they always declined.

[Munchies]

Oh god, it'd be utterly magnificent if Lloris makes a cock up now and Everton nick this 1 - 0.

:pray:

And then the camera pans to Friedel Roflling and Loling

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lukaku off, had a stinker really. Might well be injured.

Jelavic on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Holtby off, Eriksen on.

Holtby. :lol:

They got one over us.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Holtby looks far more English than German. Doesn't look like he has anything like the skill to play high up the pitch.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Deulofeu. :cloud9:

[Munchies]

Deulofeu with class skills there

[Master Splinter]

Holtby :lol:.

Trust Spurs to get the one young German who is utterly useless.

MO was devastated when they got him.

A collective :haha: is fully deserved for MO, I'm sure you'll all agree.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jelavic. :haha:

Another stunning effort.

[Master Splinter]

Who's had the biggest post-Honeymoon slump: Cisse or Jelavic?

[Munchies]

Holtby :lol:.

Trust Spurs to get the one young German who is utterly useless.

MO was devastated when they got him.

A collective :haha: is fully deserved for MO, I'm sure you'll all agree.

Not a full german tbf

BFG is the only full german in our team, and hes a fucking beast

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Only nine added minutes.

[Munchies]

Who's had the biggest post-Honeymoon slump: Cisse or Jelavic?

Cisse by far :lol:

Btw, where is Eriksen ? Spuds were saying he's better than Mesut

[GP]

Not a full german tbf

BFG is the only full german in our team, and hes a fucking beast

Mudbloods :lol:

[Dennis Bendtner]

Everton fans howl so much at random moments. Hard to work out what for.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stupid from Distin.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How did that miss everyone? :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barry. :doh:

Soldado and Sigurdsson. :lol:

Eriksen eventually shoots, blocked.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Fucking PIENAAR is useless

[Master Splinter]

Pub team touches everywhere.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Too many Spud players only interested in belting one in from distance.

[Munchies]

Asmir Begovic has scored the same number of goals in Open play as Soldado :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Like Townsend.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Been a while since one-trick Townsend unleashed the one trick.

[Master Splinter]

Begovic has scored the same amount of goals from open play as Soldado!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton 0-0 Spuds, FT. Utter crap.

We stay five points clear. :scarf:

[Munchies]

Decent result :good:

Soldado :pal:
Lamela :haha: ... £30m ... :haha:

[Globalgunner]

Delofeu and Barkley have both greatly improved Everton.
0-0 FT. to think both of these teams could have been 2nd

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

That result will do quite nicely.

[Marc Overmars]

Great result.

Guaranteed to be top for the next international break. :dance:

[GP]

That'll do, pig.

[LDG]

:dance:

Spuddys :haha:

[Globalgunner]

Didn't know Tony Pulis was Welsh, Him and Sparky, ruining the reputation of a nation all on their own. Are there any nice people from Wales, preferably female?

[Munchies]

Btw, just remembered, where is Adebayor ?


:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cardiff: Marshall, Theophile-Catherine, Taylor, Caulker, Turner, Whittingham, Medel, Mutch, Cowie, Odemwingie, Bellamy.
Subs: Lewis; Hudson, Campbell, Kim, Noone, Gunnarsson, Maynard.

Swansea: Vorm, Rangel, Williams, Chico Flores, Taylor, Britton, Shelvey, de Guzman, Routledge, Dyer, Michu.
Subs: Tremmel, Tiendalli, Amat, Canas, Pozuelo, Vazquez, Bony.

[Master Splinter]

Are there any nice people from Wales, preferably female?

Shirley Bassey?

Ramsey's Mum?

[GP]

Katherine Jenkins, Charlotte Church, Sian Lloyd.

I think that's it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shelvey takes out Medel. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Michu controls it, unknowingly but then belts it high.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dyer. :haha:

Better than Theo indeed.

[Globalgunner]

Katherine Jenkins, Charlotte Church, Sian Lloyd.

I think that's it.

That's good enough for me. I won't be sending a great flood their way anymore

[Syn]

We need to sign Michu in January. Ideal player for us under £25m.

[Syn]

Theophile :haha:

Ridiculous name.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Theophile :haha:

Ridiculous name.
Wasn't Cripps a Theophile?

[Syn]

All fantasy football addicts are theophiles tbf.

Cardiff are really bad at this football thing. Route one looks the most likely way they'll score. They should just start playing rugby.

[GP]

Wasn't Cripps a Theophile?

Almost.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shelvey determined to get sent off.

[Globalgunner]

Shelvey determined to get sent off.

It's a toss up between him and Craig Bellamy

[Syn]

FFS this is worse than the everton-spuds game.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-0 HT. Not a great day for Sky's marketing department.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Odemwingie. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Whittingham goes for goal, ends up nowhere near.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bellamy header back across goal, Cowie goes down. Williams is a cynical scrote. Took one for the team though.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Michu stripping off he is so bored.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mutch off, Gunnarsson on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cardiff 1-0 Swansea, Caulker!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Michu off, Bony on.

[milla]

Shelvey, what the fuk was he doing at the near post? :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Caulker groins it behind for a corner, well so everyone thought. Goalkick given.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

De Guzman. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Britton off, Pozuelo on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Odemwingie off, Campbell on.

[Syn]

The defensive shift Bellamy has put in for this second half is pretty special for a 34 year old winger. And as always he's the biggest threat going forward. Brilliant corner for the goal. Could've been a truly great player if he had his head screwed on right and didn't keep jumping club every year.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Routledge hauled off, Vazquez on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Campbell with two shots, Vorm saves both.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Medel has cramp. Not a good sign this early on in the season. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Interpreter needed for Kim. :lol:

The rain is lashing down there.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Whittingham booked, just decided to give Chico a good kicking.

[Syn]

Whittingham booked, just decided to give Chico a good kicking.

That was awesome. :haha:

Don't understand how that's not a red.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good save from Marshall, with the freekick bouncing in front of him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That was awesome. :haha:

Don't understand how that's not a red.

Just letting him know he's there!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Five added minutes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Vorm sent off! :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Not a clear goalscoring opportunity.

Still, we get to see an outfielder in goal. :popcorn:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rangel in goal. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Best save ever by Rangel.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cardiff 1-0 Swansea, FT!

[Syn]

Cardiff :bow:

They're going to be game-raising cunts this year.

[Syn]

Cardiff singing the Giroud song.

edit: not Ollie's one.

[Marc Overmars]

Just 1 point separating 2nd from 7th.

Arsenal. :bow:

[Ollie the Optimist]

thats two games in a row where a spurs player has been knocked out and AVB has not taken them off the field. thats a joke. football needs to start taking concussion seriously. recent example, though Flamini was training after being knocked out in the norwich game, AW didn't play him because of the five day rule. Allowing Lloris to stay on is dangerous.


also, the biggest gap in the league table is five points. between first and second. Arsenal :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

Still only 6 goals from open play for Sperz.

Pathetic.

Rich mans Stoke.

[Ollie the Optimist]

Soldado has scored as many goals from open play as Begovic has.



Begovic is a keeper.


spurs :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

North London title race. :lol:

Didn't take long for the Spuds to stop that happening.

[GP]

thats two games in a row where a spurs player has been knocked out and AVB has not taken them off the field. thats a joke. football needs to start taking concussion seriously. recent example, though Flamini was training after being knocked out in the norwich game, AW didn't play him because of the five day rule. Allowing Lloris to stay on is dangerous.


also, the biggest gap in the league table is five points. between first and second. Arsenal :bow:

Yep, it's negligent. One of the worst decisions I've ever seen a manager make.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Soldado has scored as many goals from open play as Begovic has.



Begovic is a keeper.


spurs :haha:

Soldado has never been invited on to MotD2 either. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wheelchair's goal won Goal of the Month. :scarf:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Townsend. :haha:

[Özim]

Our goal was a brilliant team goal, but Kasami's goal was a stunner, probably should have pipped ours to goal of the month.

The position and the fact it was his weak foot makes it even more unreal.

[GP]

Wheelchair's goal won Goal of the Month. :scarf:

Of course. Was the only logical choice.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Our goal was a brilliant team goal, but Kasami's goal was a stunner, probably should have pipped ours to goal of the month.

The position and the fact it was his weak foot makes it even more unreal.

Volleys have had enough limelight over the years. About time another kind of goal was rewarded.

[Marc Overmars]

I remember some ex player (can't remember who now but he was a dinosaur) said on SSN that Kasami's was better because the passes involved in Wheelchair's goal could have gone anywhere and it was essentially a fluke they all found their target. :doh:

[GP]

But some hit and hope that he'll never get anywhere near again if he lives to be 200 is more legit?

Ok mate.

[Özim]

It's about the quality of the finish regardless of whether he does it again or not, the strike was Van Bastenesque with his weak foot as well. We scored a great team goal and a great goal with some brilliant intricate passing but Kasami's goal was out of this world difficulty wise, even Wilshere tweeted "there's goes my goal of the month award" when he saw it apparently.

[Marc Overmars]

I'd say its far more difficult to string together that many passes in a tight area than to just put your foot through the ball and hope for the best.

[LDG]

Lol.

Wilshere's was the best.

I've seen plenty of those "he just caught it perfect, the boy" ones.

Not seen many as good as Jack's.

[GP]

Exactly rightTM