Winter Olympics 2014 (6 Feb - 23 Feb), Sochi.

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Yarnold gets Run 3 going soon, then the final.

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Yarnold sets a track record on her third run. :bow:

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Nobody is getting near Yarnold's time. Hope she hasn't peaked too early.

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Rudman up for Team GB now. :bow:

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She's in 11th currently. Little chance of her getting a medal from there really.

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Yarnold in first so will be the last to run in the final round. :popcorn:

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Time for the final run. :popcorn:

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This sport is insane.

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Hurtling yourself down a block of ice head first? I reckon so.

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Rudman up. :popcorn:

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Rudman in to fourth. Good effort. Kinda.

She'll probably be down in double figures by the end.

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Flock of Austria leads currently.

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Anja Huber of Germany top now.

Germans. :bow:

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Now Sarah Reid of Canada is.

Six to go.

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Now Orlova of Russia is, by a hundredth of a second!

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Uhlaender of USA now leads. :lol:

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Niktina of Russia now leads! Two to go.

Niktina has a guaranteed medal.

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Pikus-Pace of USA nails it. In to first.

Time for Yarnold! :bow:

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Eek.

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Yarnold a second ahead!

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YARNOLD GETS GOLD!!!! :bow: :bow: :bow:

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Canada are hammering Austria in the Ice Hockey.

4-0.

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HEY YARNOLD! :bow:

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Canada 6-0 up on Austria.

Finland hammering Norway 5-1. :lol:

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Canada win 6-0. Bagel. :bow:

Finland beat Norway 6-1. Breadstick. :bow:

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Elise Christie penalised again. :rolleyes:

Maybe she needs to stop going for the inside line.

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Anna Fenninger (Austria) - Women's super-G

It's gold for 24-year-old Anna Fenninger. The Austrian also competed in Vancouver four years ago, with her best finish being 16th. But now she can celebrate as she wins the women's super-G event.

Germany's Maria Hoefl-Riesch wins her second medal of the Games as she collects a silver to go with her gold that she won in the super-combined.

Austria win gold and bronze, with Nicole Hosp coming third. Britain's Chemmy Alcott comes 23rd. A total of 18 competitors failed to complete the course.

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And Christie tumbles out from the 1,500 heats.

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Gold medal
Sweden (cross-country skiing, women's relay 4x5km)

Victory for Sweden. Charlotte Kalla brings her country back from a distant third to steal the gold medal in one of the tightest finishes in the history of the event. Defending champions Norway miss out on a medal, with Finland coming second and Germany taking the bronze medal.

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USA - Russia on very soon. :popcorn:

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Already fighting. :haha:

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Ovechkin smacks the bar!

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Brave defending from Kesler. He's in a bit of pain.

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Oveckin has ridiculous power.

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USA 0-1 Russia, Datsyuk!!

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USA 1-1 Russia.

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1-1 a couple of minutes in to the 3rd.

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USA 2-1 Russia, Pavelski!

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New puck needed. :haha:

Russia send one out in to the stands.

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Dustin Brown is a scrote.

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USA 2-2 Russia, Datsyuk again!

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USA 2-3 Russia!!

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Ah going to review.

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Disallowed.

It remains USA 2-2 Russia. :o

USA get let off the hook again.

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On to Overtime. :popcorn:

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Russia woz robbed

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Four on four sudden death. :popcorn:

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Datsyuk nearly there.

Come on Russia.

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Kane could have won it for USA.

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A minute to go, then it'll be Pelanty Shots.

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Scramble!

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Get it in the mixer!

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2-2 it ends. Pelanty Shots. Game Winning Shots in the Olympics. :lol:

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Oshie up for the Yanks.

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Oshie makes it 1-0. Slow but it worked.

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Malkin for all of Russia.

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Malkin has it saved! :doh:

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Bobrovski saves from Van Riemsdyk.

Datsyuk fucks it up.

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Pavelski for USA, to win it.

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Pavelski. :haha:

Too many dummies. Saved. Come on Russia you berks.

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Kovalchuk thrashes it in. 1-1!

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Kovalchuk asked to take the next one.

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Doesn't get it this time. USA can win it again and kill Ice Hockey.

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Oshie for USA.

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Oshie misses! :haha:

Stil 1-1. Man Utd - Sunderland can feel happier about themselves.

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Football pelanties should be like hockey pelanties.

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Datsyuk for Russia.

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Datsyuk scuffs it in!

USA have to score.

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Oshie again!

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Oshie scores. 2-2.

Unbelievable.

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Kovalchuk again.

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And Kovalchuk scores, 3-2!

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Oshie again. :haha:

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Oshie scores again. 3-3. :wacko:

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Datsyuk up again.

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It's saved!

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Oshie to win it. :(

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Oshie misses! :haha:

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Kovalchuk has it saved. Oshie again for USA. USA are just spamming.

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Oshie wins it this time! USA get away with it again.

Great match though.

Russia. :(

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Snowboarding cross. :bow:

People falling down aplenty in the Women's competition.

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What a crash! One of them nearly went off piste.

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Zoe Gillings is in to the final! Sadly only the small final.

Repechage. :bow:

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This event is nuts. :lol:

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Jacobellis of USA wins the Small final. Gillings third. Not sure what that means their overall finishes are.

Time for the final now, presumably. :popcorn:

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Samkova of Czech Republic gets gold! Maltais of Canada gets silver and Trespeuch gets bronze for France.

Great event. :bow:

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Sweden won the men's crosscountry skiiing. Russia got silver. France with bronze.

Two man Bobsleigh starts later today :bow:

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Finland - Canada in to Overtime. :popcorn:

1-1.

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Finland 1-2 Canada! Canada win. :bow:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Finland ate my tip for gold.

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Ate?

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Gold Medal
Darya Domracheva (Belarus) wins biathlon women's 12.5km mass start

Darya Domracheva will need to check her luggage allowance before she leaves Sochi because the Belarusian wins a third gold medal, easing to victory in the women's 12.5km mass start.

Trailing Darya Domracheva by 20.2 seconds in silver medal-winning position was Gabriela Soukalova of the Czech Republic, while Norway's Tiril Eckhoff (+27.3) took bronze.


Alexander Zubkov & Alexey Voevoda (Russia) win two-man bobsleigh

The Swiss team, piloted by Beat Hefti, claim silver (+0.66) and Steven Holcomb's US sleigh wins bronze (+0.88).

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Gold Medal
Anton Kushnir (Belarus) wins men's freestyle skiing aerials

Anton Kushnir looks skywards and clenches his fists as he realises he has become Olympic champion thanks to a score of 134.50.

Australia's David Morris (110.41) will stand a smidgeon below the Belarusian on the podium with a silver hanging around his neck, while China's Jia Zongyang (95.06) secured bronze.

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http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OCv2OGjLFCU/Uv16ZcyhYII/AAAAAAAAJH0/fQqQNmncMys/s1600/Russian%2BWomen%27s%2BCurling%2BTeam%2BHot%2BSochi %2B2014.jpg

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[Syn]

Jesus. Might have to start watching this shit.

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http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OCv2OGjLFCU/Uv16ZcyhYII/AAAAAAAAJH0/fQqQNmncMys/s1600/Russian%2BWomen%27s%2BCurling%2BTeam%2BHot%2BSochi %2B2014.jpg

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Who dey????

[Letters]

http://www.sadanduseless.com/2014/02/faces-of-olympic-figure-skating/

:d

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Who dey????

The Russian curling team.

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I'd like to slide my stone in their house ##



:unsure:

[Özim]

I'd like to slide my stone in their house ##



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You'd have to thrust it pretty hard to get it through their door.

[Özim]

Who dey????

I get first dibs with the brunette 2nd from the left.

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Russia are 3-1 down to Finland in the Men's Ice Hockey QF!

2nd period about to end.

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Unbelievable scramble in Finland's goalmouth! :haha:

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What a crash! One of them nearly went off piste.


Finland ate my tip for gold.

Wow! You really know your Olympic hockey!

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Under 7 minutes to go. Putin will have his gun at the ready.

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Wow! You really know your Olympic hockey!

Me. :bow:

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Datsyuk you scote. :lol:

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Empty net for Russia. :lol:

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Finland 3-1 Russia, FT! Russia OUT!

Putin is not going to be a happy man.

[Xhaka Can’t]

This is a major embarrassment for Russia. They have been awful throughout the tournament. Which is why they ended up facing the Finns in the first place. Ovechkin is an excellent player, but he buys too much into hos own hype sometimes.

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Ovechkin just seemed to constantly go for the big slapshot to me.

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Team GB are in to the Men's Curling final! :bow:

Guaranteed medal.

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Canada wins Gold in the women's Bobsleigh. :bow:

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Team GB - Switzerland for the Women's bronze medal goes to the final end. :popcorn:

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Team GB get bronze! :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

Fed. :lol:
Wawrinka. :lol:
Hingis. :haha:

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Swatch :pal:

Army Knives :pal:

Banks :pal:

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Blatter. :haha:

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Hockey: Canada were 2-0 down in the 3rd period of the Women's Gold medal match with USA with three minutes to go.

2-2 and in to Overtime now. :lol:

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Down to 3 vs 3 at the moment. :lol:

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Come on Canada.

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Canada 3-2 USA to get gold!!!

Canada. :bow:

USA. :haha:

What a bottle job.

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Gold Medal
Marielle Thompson (Canada) wins women's ski cross

It's a Canadian one-two in the women's ski cross final, with Marielle Thompson beating her compatriot Kelsey Serwa. The Canadians are quickest out of the blocks, with France's Ophelie David giving chase before wiping out on one of the final jumps. Serwa never looks like denying Thompson the gold.

Finland - Sweden and then Canada - USA in the Hockey semi-finals today. :popcorn:

Team GB vs Canada in the Men's curling final is on at 13:30.

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0-0 after the 1st Period between Sweden and Finland. Sweden just intent on kicking the shit out of everyone.

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Finland 1-0 Sweden!

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Finland 1-1 Sweden.

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Sweden 2-1 Finland! :o

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Only a couple of minutes left, Finland about to go out (well in to the Bronze medal match).

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Sweden 2-1 Finland, FT! Sweden in to the final. :o

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Canada are giving Team GB a beating. GB 5-1 down and only in the fourth end. :lol:

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6-1. :lol:

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8-2 now. Safe to say Canada have gold.

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I'd 8-2 British right now.






Fuck.

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Canada won 9-3. :lol:

Still, we got silver. :bow:

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I'd 9-3 British right now.

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Elise Christie penalised again. :haha:

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Victor An gets another short track gold for Russia. :bow:

China with silver and bronze.

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USA 0-1, Canada! Benn with the goal. :popcorn:

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USA 0-1 Canada going in to the 3rd.

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4 and a half minutes to go. :popcorn:

[Xhaka Can’t]

There is no fucking way Kunitz should be in this team! I don't fucking care about the excuse that he has chemistry with Crosby. This so-called chemistry has got us nothing.

If Crosby is the best center in the world he should establish chemistry with a whole host of players that are better than that utter fucktard.

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USA 0-1 Canada! Canada scrote their way in to the final! :bow:

USA. :lol:

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YESSSSSS!!!!!!!

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Final day of competition today. :(

DAY 16 PREVIEW: Sunday, 23 February

Medals to be contested today: Bobsleigh (four-man), cross country skiing (men's mass start), ice hockey (men's gold).

Britons in action: John Baines, Stuart Benson, Lamin Deen, Joel Fearon, John Jackson, Craig Pickering, Benjamin Simpson and Bruce Tasker (bobsleigh), Andrew Musgrave (cross country skiing).

Canada - Sweden is on at midday.

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And it is on very soon. :popcorn:

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Canada 1-0 Sweden, Toews!

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Canada 1-0 Sweden after the 1st period.

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Fight fight fight!

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Canada 2-0 Sweden, Crosby!

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And 2-0 going in to the 3rd.

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Still 2-0, 14 minutes to go.

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Canada 3-0 Sweden. Canada will surely retain Gold. :bow:

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Canada 3-0 Sweden, FT. Canada do indeed win gold again. :bow:

Sweden have silver.

[Xhaka Can’t]

That's gold Jerry! GOLD!!!!

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:lol:

Congrats.

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That's gold Jerry! GOLD!!!!

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I just bought a brand new Armani suit, doesn't fit me any more. You want it?

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Russian national anthem. :bow:

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Yarnold waving the Union Jack.

Love the trapdoor that the athletes come out from.

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Boney M playing. :unsure:

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Time for the Tim Burton segment. :bow:

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I didn't know Michael McIntryre could play piano.

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That library got brought in quickly. :blink:

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In comes the circus. :lol:

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How did that tent go so quickly? :wacko:

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Time for the handover. :(

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This might be better than Russia's opening/closing ceremony.

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It's over. Olympics done for another two years. :(

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Argh the psychotic bear is back.