This Weekend's Fixtures (11/12 Jan).

[Niall_Quinn]

Sissoko. :haha:

This guy is useless.

Tiote whacks it wide.

Was about to say the same thing, Sissoko just kills them.

[Niall_Quinn]

Miles wide.

He's not due another one on target for 3 years

Is it worth the risk? Much safer to send him off.

[Master Splinter]

Is it worth the risk? Much safer to send him off.

Or just multiple rule-outs, like against us.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kebab. :lol:

Close to a red. All decisions evened up now, no doubt.

[Niall_Quinn]

Geordies final ball has been awful, a little bit of care is all that's required here. Plus a non-PL ref of course.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kebab shoots, over.

Time for Ben Afri.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cabaye. :bow:

What a scrote.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hart saves from Remy! Gah.

[Niall_Quinn]

What a waste, blasted over. All Newcastle, proving once again the gypos are by far the best team in the league.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke: Butland, Cameron, Shawcross, Wilson, Pieters, Nzonzi, Whelan, Walters, Adam, Arnautovic, Crouch.
Subs: Muniesa, Pennant, Palacios, Etherington, Sorensen, Shotton, Ireland.

Liverpool: Mignolet, Johnson, Skrtel, Toure, Cissokho, Gerrard, Lucas, Henderson, Sterling, Suarez, Coutinho.
Subs: Alberto, Aspas, Moses, Sturridge, Ibe, Kelly, Ward.

Referee: Anthony Taylor (Cheshire)

Anita off, Cisse on. Anita has had a great game so him going off seems like a brainfart to me.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mbiwa. :lol:

Saved football by taking Nasri out but true pub team play. Booked.

[Niall_Quinn]

Dive and epileptic fit by lesbo whore.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dislocated shoulder perhaps for Nasri?

[GP]

Get up Nasri you fucking vulva

[Niall_Quinn]

Oh no, there was a follow through. Excellent foul.

[Niall_Quinn]

Hope the ref is subtracting time for this lengthy injury. Game should end at 80 mins now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mbiwa scything down the French squad. :bow:

[GP]

Theo Walcott with an obliterated knee managed to laugh at and troll the spurs fans.

Nasri is literally crying his eyes out with a broken nail.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nasri stretchered off, Milner on.

[Marc Overmars]

Was Nasri actually crying there? What a fag.

[Niall_Quinn]

Theo Walcott with an obliterated knee managed to laugh at and troll the spurs fans.

Nasri is literally crying his eyes out with a broken nail.

Bit OTT - poor guy is injured, he could be out until next Tuesday.

[gunnerrrrr]

Dive and epileptic fit by lesbo whore.

lol lol

[Niall_Quinn]

Nasri stretchered off, Milner on.

Milner stretchered on. Penalty box diving here we come.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gouffran and Mbiwa hauled off, Haidara and Ben Afri on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City can't do without a 9484849 man squad so that's them spending another truckload in January.

[Niall_Quinn]

That linesman must be getting on the ref's nerves, ruining the game with all his rules and regulations and shit.

[gunnerrrrr]

Man City can't do without a 9484849 man squad so that's them spending another truckload in January.

Like Chelsea before them basically buy every single half decent available footballer out there....a) to have a huge squad and b) to throttle genuine competition.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Streaker on the pitch. Sky should show it really.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Like Chelsea before them basically buy every single half decent available footballer out there....a) to have a huge squad and b) to throttle genuine competition.

I can't believe players like Sinclair and Rodwell even considered a good idea moving there.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ben Afri doing what he did against us, going for glory no matter what else is on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Isn't it amazing when a lengthy delay can do for the momentum of a game? Finally the gypos look like their 14 men are in this game.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Taylor blocks from Negredo!

[Niall_Quinn]

Negredo is so much better than Giroud in front of goal.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Remy header, wide. Remy has had a stinker.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Seven added minutes. :pray:

[Niall_Quinn]

LOOL - Milner completely muffed that dive.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Taylor was onside! FFS.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That's so poor from Ben Afri.

[Niall_Quinn]

Great backpass by Ben Arfa under severe pressure.

[Master Splinter]

Ben Afri you moran.

Just cross it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Newcastle 0-2 Man City, Negredo pubs it in.

[Niall_Quinn]

What a fluke. Very typical.

[Niall_Quinn]

Awful miss by the donkey, and then it smacks against him into the net. He's HOT I tell you! Best in the world I would say.

[Niall_Quinn]

Looks like Newcastle will need Ben Arfa to run through the entire 14 of city three times to get back in this.

[Master Splinter]

Obertan is a better option than Ben Arfa.

The French Quaresma.

But probably less productive.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Newcastle 0-2 Man City, FT. Sickening.

[Ernesto]

Lucky b*st*rds. They'ré bound to blink soon.

[Niall_Quinn]

Two vital points won by the FA for the team they've obviously sold special rights to. Poor old Utd - can't afford the title any more.

Wilshere inciting crowd = 2 games ban. Jones for his reffing today - how many games banned?

[Niall_Quinn]

Could we please form an orderly queue and no pushing, plenty of cock to go around. Bring tissues. I'll start.

Ooooh city, oooh give it to me Negredo, give it to me...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Stoke. :sick:

[GP]

What a farce.

[Niall_Quinn]

Come on Stoke. :sick:

Nah - there are limits.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I've lost any sense of a morality filter tbf. Until we save football tomorrow, hopefully.

[Niall_Quinn]

I've lost any sense of a morality filter tbf. Until we save football tomorrow, hopefully.

You mean you got your ref's badge? Congrats! Cheat for us FFS!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

N_Q commentating. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Skrtel with the worst first touch of all time.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke 0-1 Liverpool, what a fluke from Cissokho.

Shawcross OG.

[Niall_Quinn]

LOL - Shawcross for England!

[Master Splinter]

Shawcross :haha:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Terrible freekick from Stevie Me.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

What a shit weekend of results so far. :(


We better not fuck up tommorow and enhance the misery.

[Niall_Quinn]

Good passage of pub play from Stoke. Very unimpressive.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Walters. :rose:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

He's not a fucking Scouser then!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Parry. :lol:

What a Birkenhead. Walters dead again.

[Niall_Quinn]

Stoke are just shit. Maybe they have the hump because the game is cutting into Sunday drinking time?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Coutinho curls it over. Great play from Sterling.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bad miss from Coutinho. Stoke defending LOL!

[Niall_Quinn]

This will be 4 or 5 if Liverpool wake up. Stoke's version of defending is wandering into their own half and hanging around for a while.

[Niall_Quinn]

Incredible backheel by Sterling but Lurch skies the chance.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Arnautovic. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mignolet goes flapping.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Newcastle boss Alan Pardew on Cheick Tiote's disallowed goal: "We're in an entertainment business and the guy's hit a wonder goal that Joe Hart isn't going to save.

"I'm not thrilled with the referee's answer when I've asked for an explanation as I don't quite get how he can disallow a goal of that quality on the technical point he is using.

"Joe Hart is nowhere near it. It goes through a crowd of City players who are impairing his view.

"It's a massive call on a very technical point.

"Pellegrini said something to me on the touchline which I wasn't happy with, it was normal banter where I probably used words I shouldn't have in the heat of the moment and I apologise for that."


It's official: calling someone an "old cunt" is just banter. Mods, delete the word from the filter. :lol:



Edit - It was never been banned. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

LOL at me, "End to end stuff here!"

Tbf, this is what makes the PL the best in the world - the commentating.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Freekick to Liverpool. Suarez to take it. :rose:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Suarez got Maccy'd.

[Niall_Quinn]

Suarez scuffs it out from the FK but some spoilsport bastard has thrown the ball back on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke 0-2 Liverpool, Suarez. Embarrassing defending.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fantastic defending but Suarez still manages to score.

[Niall_Quinn]

Shawcross has been the difference for Stoke.

[Master Splinter]

:haha:

Defensive masterclass from Stoke today.

[Niall_Quinn]

Stoke 0 - A pissed, drugged and comatose Liverpool 2

[Niall_Quinn]

Anyone know which game the fake NQ is watching? It sounds really good, better than this shite.

[GP]

If you talk to a Stoke fan (though I'm not sure why you would) they'll tell you they're scared of one of the big clubs signing up Shawcross.

Literally only Stoke fans rate him.

[KSE Comedy Club]

It's official: calling someone an "old cunt" is just banter. Mods, delete the word from the filter. :lol:



Edit - It was never been banned. :lol:

I think someone should contact the police so they can investigate.

Agist motherfucker.

[Niall_Quinn]

If you talk to a Stoke fan (though I'm not sure why you would) they'll tell you they're scared of one of the big clubs signing up Shawcross.

Literally only Stoke fans rate him.

Shawcross plays for Stoke ???? I thought he was a striker for Liverpool.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke 1-2 Liverpool, Crouchinho!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Agent Kolo. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Butland saves from Coutinho.

Stoke. :doh:

Abandon the sexy tiki-taka.

[Niall_Quinn]

Lurch capitalises on Toure's boredom to grab a goal back. This match is really hotting up now, great advert for the PL, both teams have set their stall out, this is why we can't take our eyes of PL footie for a minute, there are no easy games in this league.

[Master Splinter]

Agent Kolo. :bow:

I feel nervous every time I watch him play.

And I don't give a fuck about Liverpool.

[GP]

http://christfitnorth.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/waynes-world-game-on1.jpg

[GP]

Agent Kolo. :bow:

Best defender in the history of football

:bonbon:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

"A game full of skill".

"A really good game of football".

N_Q is drunk.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke 2-2 Liverpool, ADAM!! What a goal!! :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Charlie Adams!!!!!!!!

[Niall_Quinn]

Let's face it - LOOOOOOL at Liverpool!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Best defender in the history of football

:bonbon:

:lol:

He's great. Kolo that is.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Four added minutes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke. :cloud9:

A credit to the Barclays Premier League.

[Niall_Quinn]

Shawcross has been totally isolated up front since his two goals.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke 2-2 Liverpool, HT.

BLitW.

It's back!

[GP]

LOLerpool

[Özim]

I wonder if Liverpool fans are whining about conspiracies by the FA after leading 2-0.

[Niall_Quinn]

Why doesn't this forum have a thread on the various ways the 118 twats could be murdered? No wonder hardly anybody posts here.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Liverpool :lol:


Problem is you just know that Suarez is going to hit some kind of 40 yard volley goal of the month to get them the three points.*
















*jinx :pray::pray:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Kolo seriously needs to be fucked off. He is a joke.

Johnson should be fucked off. Can't be arsed anymore. Spend his wages on someone who can.

Cissokho should be fucked off. Complete shite.

Coutinho needs to be locked in a gym until he can hit a ball into the corner of the net. No middle ground between straight at the keeper and into the stands.

[Niall_Quinn]

What if the gym doesn't have a goal in it?

[Syn]

What if the gym doesn't have a goal in it?

He'll get scouted by Tottenham.

[Syn]

A Stoke throw in near the corner flag played short and worked neatly on the ground. What a bunch of gays.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty to Liverpool. Unbelievable from Wilson.

[Master Splinter]

WTF are Stoke doing?

Retards.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke 2-3 Liverpool, Stevie Me. :doh:

[Niall_Quinn]

As I was saying in the snooker thread - 100% dive.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

:rolleyes:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Pretty c;ear foul to me.

Helps that Sterling is made of Jaffa cakes, mind.

[Master Splinter]

Cissokho :haha:.

A worse buy than Bacuna?

[Syn]

We can't seem to get stonewall pens never mind these.

[Niall_Quinn]

Pretty c;ear foul to me.

Helps that Sterling is made of Jaffa cakes, mind.

Seems to me you are biased in favour of Liverpool :sulk:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Blatant handball from Suarez. :lol:

[Syn]

Pretty c;ear foul to me.

Helps that Sterling is made of Jaffa cakes, mind.

Completely looking for it, never enough contact to push him off balance. He looked in the box, nobody there, so he shat himself and took a tumble. Never a pen.

[Globalgunner]

That wasn't a foul . Unless the laws now state you must touch the player or ball once he's in the box. Pure dive, but congrats to Sterling, the Oscars will be handed out soon.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Completely looking for it, never enough contact to push him off balance. He looked in the box, nobody there, so he shat himself and took a tumble. Never a pen.

Uhuh.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Henderson. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shawcross booked.

[Niall_Quinn]

Lol, Shawcross just needs another yellow for the perfect day - great player.

[Globalgunner]

Uhuh.

Don't worry we're all guilty of it. A few weeks ago I argued on this board that Wilshere trod on the ball and wasn't fouled. The screams from the Arsenal maniacs was pretty shrill. Fair play to young Sterling.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hollywood special from Stevie Me.

[Özim]

What a terrible weekend for us so far. Why the f*ck are we playing on Monday, that's so 90's.

[Niall_Quinn]

Great backpass by Coutinho - looks like he's been avoiding the gym.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Coutinho off, Sturridge on.

[Globalgunner]

God I hope Sturridge has no reason to do a break dance again this afternoon

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Scuffer from Sterling, Butland saves.

[Niall_Quinn]

Sterling opts to stay on his feet - not nearly as effective.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nzonzi's shot, going miles wide.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke 2-4 Liverpool, Suarez with his second. :sick:

[Niall_Quinn]

Good goal from vlad.

[Master Splinter]

That came from another Stoke brainfart.

They really have to go back to the pummel 'n' towel tactics.

[Syn]

NQ is just a harrible commentator. Just harrible.

[Özim]

I hope Stoke get relegated and Palace stay up, it will be poetic justice.

[Niall_Quinn]

Shawcross did well there, picked the ball up and threw it to a team mate to take the throw in. His best work today.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Don't worry we're all guilty of it. A few weeks ago I argued on this board that Wilshere trod on the ball and wasn't fouled. The screams from the Arsenal maniacs was pretty shrill. Fair play to young Sterling.

Someone's got to stop there being consensus in favour of Stoke tbf.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kolo wants a goal. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Great effort from Toure - his keeper tips it over.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Arnautovic. :haha:

Stoke. What a team.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nzonzi hauled off, Ireland on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ireland on to kick everyone.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lovely freekick from Adam.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mignolet saves from goal repellant Walters.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke 3-4 Liverpool, WALTERS!!!

:haha:

[Syn]

Maccy :bow:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Mignolet saves from goal repellant Walters.

I hate you.

[Niall_Quinn]

Mignolet saves from goal repellant Walters.

LOL - 2 in 23 now.

[Master Splinter]

Maccy does it again :bow:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kolo. :cloud9:

[Master Splinter]

Maccy :bow:

Best in the world at what he does.

Never heard anyone who knows a thing about internet jinxes say otherwise.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good clearance from Crouch.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke 3-5 Liverpool. Sturridge. WTF?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

This is crazy.

[Master Splinter]

What a mental game. :haha: :haha:.

[Niall_Quinn]

That Stoke defender almost got in the way.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fake Quinn's most enjoyable game ever apparently.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Crouch hits the post! :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Has defending been banned?

[Master Splinter]

Has defending been banned?

Yes. Hansen will use a clip of Everton catching us on the break in 1927 to prove it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Stoke, do something funny.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mignolet flaps a save. Stevie Me. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Great effort by Steve Me, Mignolet saves it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke 3-5 Liverpool, FT. What was that?

[Niall_Quinn]

That's it FT, Stoke 3 - 5 Liverpool, who gets the 3 points, Liverpool or city?

[Master Splinter]

That was almost as ridiculous as Blackburn 2-3 Liverpool from a couple of years ago.

[Syn]

Suarez is on 22 goals in the league. In January. Having missed the start of the season.

[Master Splinter]

Anyone who uses the term SAS deserves to be shot. In the face.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Suarez is on 22 goals in the league. In January. Having missed the start of the season.

But he hasn't scored against 13% of the league in the first minute of the game on a Tuesday so it doesn't count, I'm afraid.

[Özim]

That's it FT, Stoke 3 - 5 Liverpool, who gets the 3 points, Liverpool or city?

Man U, FA are always on their side.

[GP]

Anyone who uses the term SAS deserves to be shot. In the face.

By the SAS

[Özim]

But he hasn't scored against 13% of the league in the first minute of the game on a Tuesday so it doesn't count, I'm afraid.

Real and Barca do not care about this.

[Marc Overmars]

Suarez is on 22 goals in the league. In January. Having missed the start of the season.

What's the record in a 38 game season?

Incredible player.

[Syn]

What's the record in a 38 game season?

Incredible player.

31 by Ronaldo I believe. He's going to shatter that.

[Syn]

Suarez and Gerrard say they're aiming for a top 4 finish. Only Wenfer does that though of course.

[Niall_Quinn]

"Are you glad to be back?" asks the expert commentator.

Answer from Gerrard (wait for it) - yes!

I think post match analysis is probably my very favourite bit.

[Syn]

Something about Dids hamann that I don't like. Can't quite pinpoint what it is. Probably that even though he pretends to be non evil and humorous, he can't quite fool us that he's not German.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

I quite like Hamann, he usually backs up whatever his view is with something of substance even if I don't agree with him and I even like his peculiar sounding accent.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Big cricket fan too. :lol:

Motd2 on in a minute.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:unsure:cross.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Never again Adam. Never again.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Sterling is now officially a GHEL :bow:

I've changed my mind. "Soft" pel. But it's Stoke so it's OK.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It might not be a pelanty, it might be but Wilson went in like a brainless oaf.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

De Gea's face. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fuck off Lawro.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Because without Gouffran, Hart was definitely saving that!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mowbray feels the need to protect England's lionheart at any opportunity.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Theo definitely dead, Nasri possibly dead...which one of Chelsea's best players is going down? :popcorn:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pellegrini. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pace, power and strength. :sick:

[Kano]

Alan Pardew was forced to apologise to Manuel Pellegrini for calling Manchester City's manager "a fucking old cunt" during City's 2-0 win on a bad-tempered, highly contentious afternoon on Tyneside.

we need more aggressive name calling without the apologies.

[AFC Leveller]

Wish someone punches Pardew in the face.