This Weekend's Fixtures & West Brom v Everton (18/19/20 Jan).

[Maestro]

Fuck, that was awful from Oscar. Low quality all over the pitch.


both these teams are in no way better than us, and we should be beating them more often than we currently do.

just need that "fuck off arrogant attitude" and some pragmatic tactics, we'll take 'em home or away.

[Niall_Quinn]

Youngy booked for ultra cynical foul

[Niall_Quinn]

both these teams are in no way better than us, and we should be beating them more often than we currently do.

just need that "fuck off arrogant attitude" and some pragmatic tactics, we'll take 'em home or away.

The quality in this league is pretty low if we are honest.

[Niall_Quinn]

Lol 100% pen.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

FFS Welbz

Why couldn't that have been Rooney or RVC?

[Niall_Quinn]

I think pens are only awarded now when the play is fast. A simple kick through a stationary player like that is not counted.

[LDG]

Fucking Utd.

They've spent years pissing me off by sneaking results. And just when you actully want them to get something, they go full pussy.

Wankers

[McNamara That Ghost...]

David Luiz. :lol:

[Maestro]

The quality in this league is pretty low if we are honest.


very low in fact, but the money conveniently masks that fact to most

[Niall_Quinn]

Fucking hell Evra.

[Maestro]

Fucking Utd.

They've spent years pissing me off by sneaking results. And just when you actully want them to get something, they go full pussy.

Wankers

oh you watch when they come to our patch, they'll somehow turn in to a proper football team just for the afternoon. pucking bankers fo sho

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Oscar. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Hollywood Oscar

[Niall_Quinn]

Lol, great defending. 2-0

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Hilarious defending.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

FFS why are you so shit Utd?

[The Emirates Gallactico]

But Redcafe have told me that Raphael is the best rightback in the league!!

[Niall_Quinn]

We're going to have both the mancs clubs chasing Kos, just watch.

[Niall_Quinn]

But Redcafe have told me that Raphael is the best rightback in the league!!

They lied

[The Emirates Gallactico]

At least give us a hilarious clip of RVC and Wazza's face in the crowd Sky.

[Master Splinter]

Should De Gea have saved that?

Just fuck off United. Letting Old Man Eto'o score two.

I suppose an utter humiliation for United is the third best outcome after a United win or a draw. They've probably been the better team though.

[GP]

:rolleyes:

Useless turds

[Niall_Quinn]

HT so easy for the chavs. Easily contains them and hitting back at leisure. Utd don't have a defense. Chavs will shut up shop now but if they fancied it they could rack up a big break.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

FFS Man Utd. Utter shit.

[Niall_Quinn]

How did we not beat this lot?

[Master Splinter]

We're going to have both the mancs clubs chasing Kos, just watch.

Citeh and other artificial clubs will definitely be after Koscielny, Mertsesacker, Sagna, Szczesny and some will probably try sneaky Wenger-esque deals for Vermaelen and Monreal if they hear from their agents that they're not getting enough playing time. Consecutive years of stability is probably asking too much.

I doubt anyone will be including Moyes and United in any negotiations though.

[Master Splinter]

How did we not beat this lot?

WUMger got one over himself.

[Niall_Quinn]

The excuses for ignoring the penalty rules are hilarious. Mind you, it's also a bit hilarious Utd don't get the decisions any more.

[Maestro]

The face of Moyes :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Rafael has always been a Luiz-esque disaster waiting to happen in most games. He's ill-disciplined, doesn't concentrate and makes constant basic errors. He's useful going forward, but how can United fans not see how much of a defensive liability he's always been?

Then again, Liverpool fans rated Reina.

Our fanbase is the opposite. They actively look to find the worst in every player and seemingly demand perfection.

[Master Splinter]

The excuses for ignoring the penalty rules are hilarious. Mind you, it's also a bit hilarious Utd don't get the decisions any more.

It's a shame it's all come crashing down at once though, when the basic shitness of their play would have been enough to relegate them as also-rans. It's Fergie who deserved the decisions going against him.

[Niall_Quinn]

Jones is even worse than our fans.

[Niall_Quinn]

It's a shame it's all come crashing down at once though, when the basic shitness of their play would have been enough to relegate them as also-rans. It's Fergie who deserved the decisions going against him.

You mean Sir Alex, surely?

[Master Splinter]

:haha: :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Holy fuck, they have no defence. Eto gets a hat trick.

[Maestro]

Moyes' face :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Chavs aren't even trying that hard. This could be humiliating. Getting popcorn.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Old man Eto'o tearing the biggest club in the universe a new one. Dear oh dear.....

[Master Splinter]

De Gea :haha: :haha:.

I thought United may have some pride left to get something from this game. Instead, they're giving Chelsea their most rampant win in ages.

[Maestro]

mancs, somehow managed to revive old man eto

[Niall_Quinn]

Smalling coming on. Surely the passenger young coming off?

[Niall_Quinn]

Nope, Evra off. Utd still down to 10

[Maestro]

smalling on, this is going to get really embarrassing now

[Master Splinter]

Just get Hernandez and Kagawa on. At least try to salvage something.

But no, Smalling comes on to go more defensive.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

3-0. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Willian has injured his cock. Fucking Utd too hard.

[Niall_Quinn]

Valencia :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

This is a glorious opportunity for us to sell them Bendtner.

[Niall_Quinn]

Cappuccino on.

[Master Splinter]

When we play United, all our first-teamers will probably be struck down with BFG's illness bug again and United will pub a 0-1 through a scuffed RVC pelanty awarded for a perfect Koscielny challenge on Shrek by Anthony Taylor. RVC will return to the hospital the day after.

[Niall_Quinn]

RvCashMachine :haha:

[LDG]

BFG Virus :(

[Niall_Quinn]

Eh? An off topic joke I hope.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

14 points behind. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jones telling his teammates he has got this.

[Niall_Quinn]

14 points behind. :haha:

And no refs.

[Niall_Quinn]

Mikel on to add injury to insult.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea somehow conspire to give a corner away.

[Niall_Quinn]

Utds best effort, deflection for a corner

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Welbz. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cech. :doh:

Wants to make it interesting.

[Niall_Quinn]

Cech. :doh:

Wants to make it interesting.

Love his ambition.

[Niall_Quinn]

Should have bought Anichebe

[Niall_Quinn]

Dirty filthy Russian gangster in the stands looking pleased with himself.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Why the need for Matic?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 3-1 Man Utd, Hernandez! It's on!

[Niall_Quinn]

It's on!

[Niall_Quinn]

Why the need for Matic?

Washing cash

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Eto'o off, Torres on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Samuel greediest cunt in footie off, Torres on.

torres :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Utd must be in shock seeing their mate Dowd playing for the other side. No loyalty in football.

[Master Splinter]

Why the need for Matic?

You can never have enough power in the Premier League.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fair answers from both.

Freekick to Man Utd. :popcorn:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nothing comes of it though.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bit of a punch up would be nice now

[Master Splinter]

Smalling is so shit.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Willian off, Matic on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Willie off, money mule on

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea have 24 players out on loan. WTF?

[Niall_Quinn]

Chelsea have 24 players out on loan. WTF?

Maximum squad rule interfering with them buying every player in the world. It's unfair.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

They should enter two teams in to this league.

Hernandez header, easy for Cech.

Mourinho sends Torres back on, despite being injured.

[Niall_Quinn]

4 mins non Fergie time

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Vidic sent off! :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Vidic :haha:.

United :haha:.

[Niall_Quinn]

Lol crazy foul by vidic, red card. Not paying Dowd has cost them big today.

[Niall_Quinn]

Never a red though.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rafael should be off.

[Niall_Quinn]

Lol Dowd was going to let that go until the chavs kicked up a fuss.

[Master Splinter]

Rafael is an utter moron of the highest order.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 3-1 Man Utd, FT.

Moyes. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

FT easy for the chavs. Nobody below the gypos can beat them, we'll have to do the job ourselves.

[Master Splinter]

I will cry if we don't beat United at home.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Ffs Mourinho and chavs :doh:

Motes :haha:

Mancs :haha:

RvC :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

If you'd have offered a 14 point lead over Moyes Utd at this stage of the season you'd say, is that all?

[LDG]

:haha:

[Master Splinter]

United :haha:.

Motes :haha:.

RVC :haha:.

The Fergie :haha:.

[Niall_Quinn]

We are top of the league....

[Syn]

Why is nobody dropping points ffs. Fffffffffuuuuuuuu

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

I will cry if we don't beat United at home.

Tell me about it....

[Niall_Quinn]

Why is nobody dropping points ffs. Fffffffffuuuuuuuu

Because our squad is too small and we won't last the pace.

[GP]

'The champions title defence is in tatters'

Have Sky only just realised this?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The champions might not even get the fourth place trophy.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shreeves. :haha:

Gets an answer from Eto'o in French.

[Syn]

Eto'o :haha:

Coming over here, speaking arabese.

[Syn]

Can't believe John Terry took the piss out of Eto'o too. What a racist cunt.

[Niall_Quinn]

What do you make of the race John?

Whites rule tbf Jeff.

[Syn]

What do you make of the race John?

Whites rule tbf Jeff.

:lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Can't believe John Terry took the piss out of Eto'o too. What a racist cunt.

Big Man thinks all black people love him.

[Master Splinter]

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/72383000/jpg/_72383725_a8350b8a-1e2e-432a-a9fd-cefce8b4299b.jpg

United :haha:.

[Syn]

Big Man thinks all black people love him.

He'll frame that picture of eto'o hugging him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

They might get in the CL next season. Via the Europa League.

[Syn]

Still think they'll get 4th. Van Persie will sort his life out and save them. Needs some good headlines to attract a summer move.

[Niall_Quinn]

He'll frame that picture of eto'o hugging him.

Or at least submit it into evidence in his next court appearance.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

48 - David Moyes has now managed 48 PL away games at Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool & Man Utd without winning a single one.

:wacko:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Still think they'll get 4th. Van Persie will sort his life out and save them. Needs some good headlines to attract a summer move.

He's not coming back for Moyes. Maybe a special appearance if they make the COC final.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shreeves thinks Chelsea are two points behind Man City. :rolleyes:

[GP]

I wasn't really paying attention, but I think they said that's 100 wins for just 148 billion pounds.

Impressive.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Three United managers up next for them in the league. That's 9 points right there. Then they play you.... don't fuck it up!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

You've seen it before Souness? You started Liverpool's downfall!

[LDG]

Not sure I'm going to be able to cope with the nerves now :(

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hoddle is funny. Being asked about Top 4, ends up waffling on about Arsenal.

[Master Splinter]

All Spurs-related persons are genuinely obsessed with Arsenal. It's beyond parody. Hoddle, Crooknapp, Defoe, Dawson. Crooks has to get in a few Arsenal-related digs in his 'team of the week' thing even if it has no relevance. Sherwood on Football Focus last week talking about the top four and having to finish above Arsenal. Shouldn't he worry about finishing above United, Liverpool and Everton first? They are all ridiculous human beings.

Only the Liverpool Mafia are more demented.

[Niall_Quinn]

Levy isn't obsessed, apart from changing his transfer strategies to try and scupper ours. Thankfully.

[Letters]

Not sure I'm going to be able to cope with the nerves now :(
Probably best we all switch off from now on, come back in May, roll our eyes and enjoy the summer.

[Xhaka Can’t]

We're Gooners. We don't do that 'enjoying summer' thing.

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[Marc Overmars]

United. :haha:

They are pathetic, they're lucky their commercial income is so strong because no CL revenue is going to be a massive hit. We've got to turn them over good and proper next month, we just have to.

Chelsea. :sick:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

"HEYYYYYYYY! MOUSSAAAAAAAAAA!"

:haha:

[GP]

http://i.imgur.com/YD6W5mA.gif

[AFC Leveller]

Chelsea again beating a big team at home. They have now beaten all the big teams at Stamford Fridge and gotten at least a point away and sit 3rd with a couple of points behind us.

Cabaye would have been a beast for us, best at his role in the league.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Cabaye has been given a free role apparently....which would explain why he is really having a go at the moment and getting into those advanced positions. There would have to be about 8 players out for him to get a free / #10 role here.

He has been really good though.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sky's programme for MNF on in a few minutes.

[Munchies]

Don't mind Everton winning, want them to get 4th ahead of Liverpool/United/Spuds of course.

Come on Everton

[Master Splinter]

Hope they concede a few though. :coffee:

Oh, and they're bringing in Lacina Traore on loan: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25803885

Probably a decent signing. But another loanee. They'll struggle next season if they can't buy adequate replacements.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

One goal for West Brom so we can get our +1 BDitL back, then they can get hammered tbf.

Zoopla are dumping West Brom at the end of the season.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Come on West Brom!

[Master Splinter]

West Brom: Foster, Reid, Lugano, Olsson, Ridgewell, Brunt (c), Morrison, Yacob, Gera, Vydra, Anelka
Subs: Myhill, Mulumbu, Berahino, Jones, Anichebe, Sessegnon, Amalfitano

Everton: Howard, Baines, Jagielka, Distin, Coleman, Barry, McCarthy, Osman, Oviedo, Mirallas, Lukaku
Subs: Robles, McGeady, Hibbert, Heitinga, Stones, Vellios, Naismith

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Was Gary Neville chuckling at Rafael's 'tackle'?

[Master Splinter]

Berahino has played well every time I've watched West Brom and he's their top scorer despite always starting on the bench.

Why does he never start? Does he have health issues or something? Odd.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I don't think it's terrible goalkeeping, if Guzan just lets it go then Suarez will have an easy option of a FIFA cutback or an easy shot on target. Change the rule on pelanties FIFA you berks.

[Munchies]

One goal for West Brom so we can get our +1 BDitL back, then they can get hammered tbf.

Zoopla are dumping West Brom at the end of the season.

Seems like they were going to leave after this season anyway, and are just prefacing their reason with this Anelka crap to promote themselves in whatever way they think it can I guess. It just makes them look like twats in my opinion, just say you're not renewing your deal.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pepe Mel dreamt of West Brom? Poor sod.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Pepe Mel dreamt of West Brom? Poor sod.

That'd be like one of those dreams where you get up in the morning, have your breakfast, your shower and finally become alert.... and then wake up back in bed. I hate those.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That'd be like one of those dreams where you get up in the morning, have your breakfast, your shower and finally become alert.... and then wake up back in bed. I hate those.

Sounds pretty good.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton's away kit. :lol:

Nike just can't be arsed anymore.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Any "You know what you are..." for Anelka? :whistle:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lukaku without his locks. :blink:

Samson puts it wide.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good stretch from Howard, Vydra outside of the boot but stops it getting to Morrison.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Volley from Oviedo, not far wide.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Oviedo puts another shot wide.

[Globalgunner]

Another dive by an Englishman there. Baines. What is the world coming to?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Anelka shoots, miles wide. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

McCarthy on the volley, Foster saves.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Was the announcer speaking Spanish then? :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mirallas cuts inside, shoots, Foster saves.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gera shoots, Howard saves.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

WBA 0-1 Everton, Mirallas!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-1 HT.

[Munchies]

Never mind the game, Let's just all take a look at West Brom manager Pepe Mel's daughter

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bec3f1aIEAAJx3w.jpg

[Globalgunner]

Never mind the game, Let's just all take a look at West Brom manager Pepe Mel's daughter

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bec3f1aIEAAJx3w.jpg

Sign her up

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Vydra off, Anichebe on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barry booked, absolute scrote.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Anichebe scuffer from close range, Howard saves. :lol:

Ridgewell booked. Should be off tbf after the tackle he made earlier in the match.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gera off, Mulumbu on.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Ollie in Bristol via text: The problem WBA have is that no one has the confidence to shoot anymore. As much as his departure caused a lot of bad blood, Odemwingie at least had the striker's urge to have a shot even when it seemed nothing else was on. Now, when our box play is kept in check, the best we can muster is sideways passes and the very occasional half-hearted effort from Morrison or Brunt.

Does Ollie from here live in Bristol? There can't be two.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

He does indeed. Ollie able to calm it down when talking about West Brom though, clearly.

Morrison. :haha:

[Munchies]

Anichebe scuffer from close range, Howard saves. :lol:

Ridgewell booked. Should be off tbf after the tackle he made earlier in the match.

Anichebe is dross, always seems to fuck up all the time.

Remember watching him against Spuds last season, think he was on loan for West Brom ? , he misses a sitter when 1 on 1 right near the end.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Mirallas gets the free kick, literally by jumping into the West Brom defender.

Don't get the hype of this Belgian. Has one good game in about 8. *notes we play them next. Fuck*

[Munchies]

Mirallas gets the free kick, literally by jumping into the West Brom defender.

Don't get the hype of this Belgian. Has one good game in about 8. *notes we play them next. Fuck*

Got the goal :coffee:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

WBA 1-1 Everton, Lugano!

BDitL! :dance:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

LUGANOOOOOOOOOOO

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Anichebe is dross, always seems to fuck up all the time.

Remember watching him against Spuds last season, think he was on loan for West Brom ? , he misses a sitter when 1 on 1 right near the end.

Another power player that is absolute shit. He's only slightly better than Dozy Altidore.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Anelka hauled off, Zoopla's stock rises.

Berahino on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Howard saves Berahino's deflected shot.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Coleman's hamstring. :rose:

Suarez vs Hibbert. :rose:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stones on for Coleman.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a ball in from Brunt.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Oviedo off, McGeady on. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hello Roberto, we'd like to give you six million sterling for Anichebe.

http://i41.tinypic.com/29zok06.jpg

[Master Splinter]

Another power player that is absolute shit. He's only slightly better than Dozy Altidore.

Does he have any power though? It's just meat probably.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Osman off, Naismith on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Does he have any power though? It's just meat probably.

:unsure:

[Master Splinter]

Hello Roberto, we'd like to give you six million sterling for Anichebe.

http://i41.tinypic.com/29zok06.jpg

Safe to say he's not "diamond" of EnglishNigerian football.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dominik Diamond maybe.

Lukaku doing his best Anichebe impression.

[Master Splinter]

:unsure:

:lol:

I meant some of these lumps don't even know how to use their one supposed attribute effectively. In essence, they're just lumps. See: Anichebe, Altidore, Stoke strikers.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hey, you take that back about Walters!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mirallas should be off. Maybe.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

:pal: :pal: :pal:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Disallowed goal for Distin. :haha:

Gaz Baz thought he had done it.

WBA 1-1 Neverton, FT.

[Master Splinter]

Neverton :doh:.

Could have cemented 4th. Kind of.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pepe Mel. :haha:

This funny little foreigner trying to learn about the English game, he's going to flop definitely.

[Syn]

Best defence in the best league in the world :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Martinez complaining about the pitch. :unsure:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Anichebe helped West Brom? :unsure:

[Özim]

For all the praise Everton get they now lie 6th, behind Spurs.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton gonna Neverton.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Still ahead of Moyes though :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Who isn't?

Also, hope Sky didn't bully Pepe in to speaking English.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

I was never convinced Moyes would deliver on his claim to the Everton board that he will get them into the CL...but I sure as hell hope he does.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Neville loves power.

[AFC Leveller]

Baines is a good LB, would really love us to sign him.

[GP]

We've got 2 just as good.

[AFC Leveller]

really? baines is the best left back in the country IMO and the amount of assists and freekicks his chips in with is akin to that of an attaking midfielder.

[GP]

He's overrated.

[Marc Overmars]

Surprisingly he's amongst the top chance creators in Europe, according to a stat SSN were showing yesterday.

[Master Splinter]

Monreal and Gibbs are both better defensively and younger. Scoring a free-kick every six months doesn't make you a great LB. He's a good player, but we've just seen Oviedo come in and do a similarly decent job for Everton. I doubt we'll be hearing hyberbolic statements about him. Because he's not English.

[Master Splinter]

Lovren could be out for a month for Southampton, which is good news for us and not so good for them.

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/premier-league/2014/01/21/4560034/southamptons-lovren-out-for-up-four-weeks-say-croatian-fa