Formula 1 2014

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Gordon Ramsay. :bow:

Swear!

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Pamela Anderson being interviewed by Martin Brundle.

:haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

No offence intended, but I fucking hate Americans and particularly their stupid anthem.

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Ecclestone is a weirdo.

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Bernie

Advising people on finances :bow:

Bribed his way out of a bribery charge.

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Surprised he didn't go for the stupidity defence like 'Arry did.

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Formation lap underway.

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Vettel in the pits, what a sorry sight.

:lol:

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Massa up ahead of Bottas.

Ricciardo doing 'the Webber' start.

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Sutil and Perez collide! :doh:

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Safety Car out.

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Perez's front wing has gone bye-bye.

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Perez collided with Raikkonen then wiped Sutil out.

Stupid.

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Vettel pitted for soft tyres and then for the mediums. :haha:

Cheeky bastard.

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The race is back on. Hurrah.

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Great move from Ricciardo on Alonso.

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Vettel up to 15th.

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Gutierrez, Button and Maldonado all under investigation for speeding under the Safety Car. :lol:

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And Vergne also. :blink:

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Button exonerated.

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Stiop/go for all the others.

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Hamilton leads!

[mr_brighterside]

is that a proper lead or a stop related lead that may be short lived?

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Still leading now. Double points in the last race messes it up a bit but going to be very difficult to see Rosberg wining the title now.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

WTF is going on with Grosjean? :lol:

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I really don't know!

Vettel working his way through the field, just a little bit late in the day.

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Maldonado and Vergne. :haha:

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Hamilton wins! Must be the title on its way now. Rosberg second, Ricciardo third. Then Massa, Bottas, Alonso, Vettel, Magnussen, Maldonado and Vergne.

[GP]

It's fair to say Lauda is a Hamilton fan.

[Niall_Quinn]

Good race. Just the one legitimate race to go and then into the clown shoe and comedy codpiece finale in Abu Dustbowl.

[GP]

Rosberg comes across as quite the dickhead.

[Niall_Quinn]

Rosberg comes across as quite the dickhead.

So do all of them when they're losing tbf.

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Marussia are gone. The team has ceased trading with 200 job losses. Caterham have launched a crowdfunding appeal for £2mill to try and get on the grid for Abu Dhabi.

But it's not all bleak news. Bernie Ecclestone, having bribed his way out of bribery charges, is drowning in cash (metaphorically, unfortunately).

[GP]

Bernie should be killed.

I mean literally killed. He should be chained to the back of a Marussia, or a Caterham, or a Spyker, or a Super Aguri, or a Toyota, or a Honda, or an Arrows, or a Tyrrell, and taken for a lap of Monza.

[Niall_Quinn]

http://www.crowdcube.com/caterham/

[Niall_Quinn]

https://joesaward.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/f1-payment-structures3.jpg

http://joesaward.wordpress.com/2014/11/05/the-f1-financial-structure-explained-in-four-sentences/

[GP]

What's the point?

[Niall_Quinn]

Marussia :bow:

Ferrari :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

What's the point?

My Logo is "Fuck Ecclestone!" - saving up to get it on the car. I wish.

[GP]

My Logo is "Fuck Ecclestone!" - saving up to get it on the car. I wish.

His daughter is a whore.

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Q3 on soon for the Brazilian GP.

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Rosberg on pole! Well done to him, Hamilton second, Massa third.

Then Bottas, Button, Vettel, Magnussen, Alonso, Ricciardo and Raikkonen.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ferrari :haha:

Ferrari :haha: :haha:

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:lol:

Money well spent.

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20 minutes to go. :popcorn:

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Track temperature is 53C. :wacko:

[Niall_Quinn]

Don't want to speak too soon, but all streams are great quality today. Has Sky* given up?

(*cunts)

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I fon't think they will ever give up in destroyting people's fun.

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Formation lap under way.

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Massa's dad in the garage. :lol:

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No contact in any of the corners. Wow.

Red Bull having a stinker.

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Here come the tyre changes. :lol:

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5 second stop/go pelanty for Massa - speeding in the pit lane. :doh:

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Hamilton span off the track, back on now though.

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Vettel up to fifth.

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Ricciardo has to retire the car. :rose:

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This has been really poor for a Brazilian GP.

[Niall_Quinn]

This has been really poor for a Brazilian GP.

You should see the Arsenal game. This is an all time classic by comparison.

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Massa did a Button!

:haha:

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Hamilton within a second of Rosberg now.

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Alonso and Raikkonen going at it.

[Niall_Quinn]

Kimi let him past there - that's not right is it, considering Alonso is fucking off?

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Two laps to go.

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I am a berk.

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Rosberg nearly has it.

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Rosberg wins! Well done to him, Hamilton second, Massa third. Then Button, Vettel, Alonso, Raikkonen, Hulkenberg, Magnussed and Bottas

[Niall_Quinn]

I am a berk.

:gp:

[Niall_Quinn]

On we go to lucky dip in Abu Dump.

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The title to be decided on an anomaly of a race doesn't feel right.

[Niall_Quinn]

The title to be decided on an anomaly of a race doesn't feel right.

Will probably make a lot of cash for a handful of greedy bastards though. So you can't knock it.

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Yeah maybe that could be used to keep F1 teams afloat so we aren't only having 17 starters.

Sorry I drifted out of reality for a bit. I'm back now.

Arsenal. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Nope, not quite back yet. Think of the extra cash as a new yacht or a pad in Monaco or that tasty whore who won't do viagra cases without a substantial deposit. And when I count backwards from 666 you'll be wide awake and back with the program...

[Niall_Quinn]

Caterham have announced that they will take part at the final Formula One race of the season in Abu Dhabi. The British team, who entered into administration in October, launched a ‘crowdfunding’ scheme last week in a bid to raise more than £2million to make the race. And despite still coming up £500,000 short of their target on Friday afternoon, the administrators acting on behalf of Caterham, have announced that they will race next weekend.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/formulaone/article-2834713/Caterham-tribute-fans-confirming-race-Abu-Dhabi-Grand-Prix-team-claim-need-cash.html

[GP]

Final qualy of the season about to start.

[GP]

GRO, GUT, MAL, KOB and STE eliminated in Q1

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Rosberg on Pole, then Hamilton and Bottas. That would be enough for Lewis to win it.

[GP]

Both Red Bulls are excluded from qualy for an illegal front wing and will start last :lol:

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Vettel should just do doughnuts for the whole race.

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Final formation lap of the season under way!

[GP]

Here we go in Abu Double

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Hamilton leads. :wacko:

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Maldonaldo is racing today according to Ben Edwards.

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Sort your life out Nico, at least make it interesting by the tenth lap.

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Five second pelanty for Hulkenberg.

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Great racing from JEV and Ricciardo.

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Kyvat making it interesting. :bow:

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Rosberg nearly fucked it.

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ERS has gone for Rosberg. :rose:

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Massa in second.

:rose:

What a bust.

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Rosberg will keep driving with the steering wheel apart in the hope Hamilton has to retire.

Maldonado on fire!

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Rosbeg struggling to keep his tin can going.

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Rosberg isn't even in the points now.

Double points. :haha:

What a waste of time.

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Hamilton wins and wins the World Championship for the second time! Congrats to him.

Massa second, Ricciardo third. Then Bottas, Ricciardo, Button, Hulkenberg, Perez, Vettel, Alonso and Raikkonen.

[Syn]

Everyone was very respectful in the interviews etc. And then there was Hamilton/Theo's dad. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Rosberg isn't even in the points now.

Double points. :haha:

What a waste of time.

They now have a chance to drop that shit without it having done any damage. Which is why I think they'll introduce random points next season. The drivers will open a lucky bag on the podium to see how many points they win.

[Syn]

Won't be the only helmet Nicole Scherzinger's kissing tonight

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B3Il-FpIQAAAkk9.jpg

lol.

[Niall_Quinn]

Vettel testing new Ferarri
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/formulaone/article-2854023/Sebastian-Vettel-wears-day-Ferrari-helmet-test-drive-new-Formula-One-team.html#v-3917099513001

Proper engines are back :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Double points for final race SCRAPPED!

Of course it's fucking scrapped. What a stupid fucking rule that was. Whoever thought of it should be murdered.

[Niall_Quinn]

Alonso and Button will be driving for McClaren in 2015.

What they will be driving is another matter.

[Niall_Quinn]

Silverstone owners saying the ludicrous, scandalous, criminal £155 minimum cost of a ticket for the Sunday at the Grand Prix is too much and that's not what fans want to see :bow:

So they are lowering the price to £99 :bow:

For 2016. CUNTS!

That gives them a whole year to find an excuse to not pull the ticket prices out of the stratosphere.

[GP]

Blame Bernie.

[Niall_Quinn]

Blame Bernie.

Always, because invariably it's appropriate.


As one of only two privately run circuits on the Formula One calendar, Silverstone faces a major challenge to remain in profit, despite the revamped facilities and ‘Wing’ paddock opened in 2011. It faces an annual fee thought to be around £11.5 million to Bernie Ecclestone’s Formula One Management, which rises every year.

We'll go to Goodwood this year instead, probably wait until Bernie dies before going back to Silverstone. Trying to make Le Mans happen too, but I'm 2% away from confirming it.

[GP]

https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10942741_10153087435294903_3517630451366817768_n.j pg?oh=f6d9d28996189ad9647a3e3324f28989&oe=5522D761

[Niall_Quinn]

Doesn't get much cooler than that (according to his mum)