Midweek Fixtures, The Weekend's Fixtures & Man City - Chelsea (28/29 Jan & 01/02/03 Feb).

[Ollie the Optimist]

so the master of mind games mourinho is playing a blinder tonight.


properly cracking up

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hysterical reaction from Mourinho.

You can't blame him. Simeone and Guardiola have both damaged his confidence. :rose:

[Niall_Quinn]

Surprised roman didn't pay for the 'can take the opposition goal-kicks' option while buying his Fergie time package. That stingy move might just let sheikh mansour to win it.

It's the result of them respecting FFP, to be fair.

[Niall_Quinn]

:haha:

Coz he's never done that

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfLcEXYIAAAJbiL.jpg

Only 9 shots on target when you had the majority of possesion ? :haha:

38 Attempts? :haha:

Boring old Fat Sam :bow:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

so the master of mind games mourinho is playing a blinder tonight.


properly cracking up

I'm sure the excuse will be some bullshit about taking the pressure off his players or something.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

This is lifting my spirits....this Chelsea result, lol.

Far be it for me to revel in the misfortune of City...but Aguero might be out for a few too....

[Niall_Quinn]

I hope Wenger was watching so he can learn how to handle himself like Maureen just did - and by handle himself, I mean handle himself.

[Munchies]

City v Chelsea next

City 8-0

:coffee:

MOurinho to play 1-9-0 for the draw.

[Niall_Quinn]

This is lifting my spirits....this Chelsea result, lol.

Far be it for me to revel in the misfortune of City...but Aguero might be out for a few too....

I can do a bit of revelling for you (for free) if you don't fancy doing it yourself.

[Niall_Quinn]

City v Chelsea next

City 8-0

:coffee:

Scott Ledger again?

[Munchies]

SHL 10 mins b4 FT

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfLaiKAIUAAHlSk.jpg

:haha:

[Munchies]

Allardyce on Mourinho's claims, as he laughs: "I couldn't give a shite!"

As Allardyce leaves: "Good old Jose, moaning again."

:lol:

Fat Sam :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Allardyce on Mourinho's claims, as he laughs: "I couldn't give a shite!"

As Allardyce leaves: "Good old Jose, moaning again."

:lol:

Fat Sam :bow:

Fat Sam, unbeatable in mind games because he doesn't have a mind. :bow:

[Munchies]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfLiR4UCcAA1BV2.jpg


:haha: :haha: :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Allardyce on Mourinho's claims, as he laughs: "I couldn't give a shite!"

As Allardyce leaves: "Good old Jose, moaning again."

:lol:

Fat Sam :bow:

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/west_ham_utd/178630/big-sam-allardyce-literally-laughs-in-chico-flores-face-after-pitiful-dive-video.html

[Munchies]

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/west_ham_utd/178630/big-sam-allardyce-literally-laughs-in-chico-flores-face-after-pitiful-dive-video.html

Pagenot found

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Re-done.

[Munchies]

http://fat.gfycat.com/EmotionalEasyArrowcrab.gif

Second yellow for Nzonzi :haha:

[Syn]

http://i.minus.com/i4uh4UNs22F7r.gif

[Munchies]

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/west_ham_utd/178630/big-sam-allardyce-literally-laughs-in-chico-flores-face-after-pitiful-dive-video.html

Fucking hell LOL

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hansen and Keown in the studio.

Spuds - Citeh on first.

[Munchies]

Thank fuck he's injured now

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Walker is so bad.

[Munchies]

Wat a save !

[Munchies]

Fucking diving cunt

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ka-poo. :lol:

[Munchies]

This ref is corrupt

Great tackle

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It's just stupid from Rose, whether he got the ball or not a tackle from the side or close to being from behind - not very clever.

Perhaps it's better to recognise it's worth just allowing the opportunity to concede in that situation rather than make a red card situation appear.

[GP]

Rose is a terrible player.

Their whole defence is shit, really.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I hope Mowbray doesn't mean Man City ripped Tottenham apart for the last goal. :lol:

[Munchies]

Jovetic copying Bale's 'Heart'

Sue him Gareth ! :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kompany a perfect 10.

:unsure:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Possibly the BtitW. Come on, bit early for that talk.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa - West Brom's craziness now.

[Niall_Quinn]

Hansen - "Best team in the world", what a grovelling toad.

[Munchies]

Possibly the BtitW. Come on, bit early for that talk.


What does BtitW stand for ?

edit , answered above !

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a goal from Brunt. :blink:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Delph. :haha:

Clinical finish at the nearpost.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:haha:

It came off Olsson, Brotherton!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bacuna. :haha:

What a stunning finish!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fucking hell Delph. :blink:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good move from West Brom for Mulumbu's goal.

[Niall_Quinn]

Face it, everyone is waiting for this match to be over so we can get on to Maureen's meltdown.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bentekkers is the new Balotelli.

[Niall_Quinn]

Offer £15mill for Benteke and do it tomorrow please. Call me when it's all arranged.

[Niall_Quinn]

Eh? Villa 2 attempts on target but 4 goals? How did that happen?

[Niall_Quinn]

GET ON WITH IT FFS! Get Maureen on!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea - Victorian Ham United on now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Oscar hit the bar. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Diame. :haha:

[Munchies]

Waiting for the Mourinho interview :popcorn:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Carroll. :doh:

Wonderful technique.

[Niall_Quinn]

Downing should have dived.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Spoilers, Pearce!

[Munchies]

Eto u cunt

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Eto'o. :haha:

How did he not get booked for that?

Honest Frank. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Suck it up Mourinho.

[Munchies]

'Not that foolish'

GOAT

FAT SAM :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Er you have more experience in this league than anybody else? Shut up Fat Sam.

[Niall_Quinn]

So they're going to whitewash the whole Maureen thing?

[Munchies]

Maureen was crying :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

BBC are delaying MotD2 until Monday again.

0-0 at the Etihad then.

[GP]

Maureen was crying :lol:

Still crying after 17 years :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mannone with a lot of saves. Like his ridiculous performance at Fulham for us. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Altidore misses a chance to score, most surprising.

[footloose, the wanderer]

Still crying after 17 years :lol:

What a 100 carat whining cunt! Loved it! What a Moron-iho

[AFC Leveller]

City are the best team in the country, no doubt about that.

LOl at Chelsea, unlike City, i think we can finish above them this season.

[Marc Overmars]

City are good. Very good.

However the topic on SSN today is 'Man City - best team on the planet?'

:rolleyes:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bayern Munich. :lol:

World Champions for no good reason.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bayern Munich. :lol:

World Champions for no good reason.

In a straight comparison between Bayern and the gypos in the CL, for me that bloke the gypos have on their bench, what's his name... Navas, Jovetic, Jones, Atkinson, no Negredo I think. One of those guys anyway. I think he/ she/ whoever tips it in the gypo's favour. Plus Bayern have quite a few dodgy results under their belt, weird shit that always goes in their favour. So has to be the gypos, best team ever tbf.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Mourinho as a clinical narcassict is unable to publically accept any short coming on his part, narcassism is essentially a reaction to a deat seated self-loathing and thus the morbid self love is a way of proving one's worthiness and therefore we see the antagonism towards anyone who might perforate the bubble of perceived perfectionism built around ones self.

[Niall_Quinn]

Mourinho as a clinical narcassict is unable to publically accept any short coming on his part, narcassism is essentially a reaction to a deat seated self-loathing and thus the morbid self love is a way of proving one's worthiness and therefore we see the antagonism towards anyone who might perforate the bubble of perceived perfectionism built around ones self.

You mean he's a cunt?

[Letters]

City are good. Very good.

However the topic on SSN today is 'Man City - best team on the planet?'

:rolleyes:
That was because of Sherwood calling them that. I saw the highlights last night, they looked pretty scary even before the sending off.
Aguero is ridiculous, the goal was amazing and that one that hit the post :blink: He goes off and Jotevic comes on and looks just as good.
Wenger should have bolstered us up from IMO but I honestly don't think anything he does could make us compete with City.
That's what a billion quid does for you I guess. Chelsea showed you can buy success, City have showed you can do it with any team if you pump enough money in for long enough. They were a mid-table side at best before the takeover.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sky's tagline for Man City - Chelsea...

SHOWDOWN

:haha:

Clearly they expected those two to be the top two by now.

[Marc Overmars]

Aguero out for a month with a hamstring injury.

Not that it will affect them too much.

[Niall_Quinn]

Aguero out for a month with a hamstring injury.

Not that it will affect them too much.

That'll be 2 weeks (in real time, not Arsenal time)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

And he'll injure his hamstring, again.

[Niall_Quinn]

Danny Rose red overturned. So does that mean the blatant cheat linesman will be suspended instead?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The Ameobi Bros. start for Newcastle. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Newcastle: Krul, Debuchy, Steven Taylor, Williamson, Santon, Sissoko, Tiote, Anita, Sammy Ameobi, Shola Ameobi, Ben Arfa.
Subs: Yanga-Mbiwa, De Jong, Haidara, Elliot, Marveaux, Dummett, Armstrong.

Sunderland: Mannone, Bardsley, Brown, O'Shea, Alonso, Bridcutt, Ki, Colback, Johnson, Altidore, Borini.
Subs: Scocco, Ustari, Vergini, Larsson, Gardner, Wickham, Giaccherini.

Referee: Phil Dowd (Staffordshire)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

West Ham: Adrian, Demel, Collins, Tomkins, McCartney, Noble, Taylor, Downing, Nolan, Jarvis, Carroll.
Subs: Borriello, Nocerino, Reid, Morrison, Jaaskelainen, Carlton Cole, Johnson.

Swansea: Tremmel, Tiendalli, Chico, Williams, Ben Davies, Amat, de Guzman, Routledge, Shelvey, Dyer, Bony.
Subs: Britton, Hernandez, Cornell, Lamah, Rangel, Pozuelo, Ngog.

Referee: Howard Webb (S Yorkshire)

[Master Splinter]

Newcastle have lost their most (perhaps only) creative player and Remy is suspended. Sunderland in good form and unbeaten away from home for a while. Sunderland should win. Hope it's another mental one.

Fat Sam has almost assembled his dream team there. Six GHELs in the front six. Hard-working, honest lads. Two classic wingers. One big man up front. Just needs a few more disgusting thugs like Paul Robinson to make it perfect.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sunderland and the 'Ammers win, Stoke are in the relegation zone.

I don't think the 'Ammers will win though. I have faith in Ngog to take them down.

Pardiola shied away from playing Ben Afri due to the minimal defensive contribution he gets from him but now he has no choice but to play him so I'm not sure I see them winning a huge amount of games without having to score boatloads.

[Master Splinter]

Was Ben Afri a Kinnear special?

Shame we can't use Kebab as much anymore. :(

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yeah it was.

Kebab will be in the Champions League though. :bow:

Shot from Debuchy, wide.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a chance for Alonso!

[Master Splinter]

Alonso :doh:.

[Master Splinter]

Krul :lol:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

O'Shea booked. :rolleyes:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Easy save for Mannone on that freekick. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bardsley. :haha:

Wonderful freekick.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty to Sunderland!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Anita. :doh:

What was he thinking?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Newcastle 0-1 Sunderland, Borini smashes it in!!

Or David Santon as Kammy said. :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Great pel.

Borini :bow:.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Why the fuck did we send this guy out? :doh:

Miles better than Aspas and Moses.

[Master Splinter]

Koscielny interview coming up on Sky.

Koscielny :bow:.

"Rememeber when he made that rash tackle two years ago?"

"Mertesacker is slow."

Although I suppose they're not quite as bad as the BBC Old Boys.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Newcastle 0-2 Sunderland, JOHNSON!!!

:haha:

[Master Splinter]

Johnson for England!

It's beyond on!!

Pardew :haha:.

[Master Splinter]

Anita :haha:.

[Master Splinter]

Why the fuck did we send this guy out? :doh:

Miles better than Aspas and Moses.

Assaidi is better than those two too. Probably.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Important to communiclate. Kos. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

'Ammers 1-0 Swansea, Nolan!

Stoke. :haha:

:wave:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Santon booked. :lol:

Champagne Charlie is a bit of a whiner really.

[Master Splinter]

Fucking hell Altidore.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Arsenal. :lol:

Back to 20th in the league for us.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Assaidi is better than those two too. Probably.
Well I doubt he would have been worse.

[Master Splinter]

Villa overtaking us was the worst. It's been downhill since then. :(

[McNamara That Ghost...]

No, Flamini is suspended for three games Charlie.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shola goes for it, easy for Mannone.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shola. :haha:

I think he and Altidore might be as bad as each other.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sissoko smashes it across goal for some reason.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

'Ammers 2-0 Swansea, Nolan.

Stoke. :haha:

Newcastle 0-2 Sunderland, HT. BOOOO.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sammy Ameobi hauled off, De Jong on.

[Syn]

No, Flamini is suspended for three games Charlie.

4 innit? http://news.arseblog.com/2014/01/flamini-to-be-suspended-for-4-games/

[McNamara That Ghost...]

De Jong shoots, absolute scuffer. Mannone saves.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

4 innit? http://news.arseblog.com/2014/01/flamini-to-be-suspended-for-4-games/

Three. The FA Suspensions list says three. I believe it'd be four had he be sent off earlier in the season, not an additional game because he received five yellows.

[Syn]

Three. The FA Suspensions list says three. I believe it'd be four had he be sent off earlier in the season, not an additional game because he received five yellows.

I see. Good news.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Johnson freekick, not even close.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tiote curler, easy for Mannone.

De Jong really should have done better, needed to turn to the outside.

[Syn]

Flores threw an arm back too. He's such a little shit.

[Syn]

At least the game should be more exciting now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Big Andy sent off eh? :popcorn:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cardiff: Marshall; Fabio, Caulker, Turner, John; Whittingham, Medel, Mutch, Noone; Bellamy, Jones.

Norwich: Ruddy; Martin, R Bennett, Bassong, Olsson; Snodgrass, Tettey, Johnson, Gutierrez; Elmander, Hooper.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shola. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Johnson hits the post!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton: Howard, Baines, Jagielka, McGeady, Mirallas, Distin, McCarthy, Barry, Barkley, Osman, Stones

Villa: Guzan, Bertrand, Vlaar, Clark, Baker, Bertrand, Westwood, Delph, Weimann, Benteke, Holt.

Bertrand is playing twice according to the BBC.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fulham: Stekelenburg; Riether, Hangeland, Burn, Richardson; Duff, Sidwell, Kvist, Parker, Holtby; Bent.

Southampton: Boruc, Chambers, Fonte, Yoshida, Shaw, Wanyama, Schneiderlin, S. Davis, Lallana, Rodriguez, Lambert.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Altidore blows the chance to bury it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke: Begovic; Cameron, Shawcross, Wilson, Pieters; Odemwingie, Whelan, Adam, Arnautovic, Walters; Crouch.

Man Utd: De Gea; Smalling, Jones, Evans, Evra; Young, Cleverley, Carrick, Rooney, Mata, van Persie.

Anita off, Marveaux on.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

United not really bothering with defending then.

Stoke :rose:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Johnson off, some scrote on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Control it Larsson!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Newcastle 0-3 Sunderland, COLBACK!!!

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hull: Harper, Rosenior, Figueroa, Davies, McShane, Huddlestone, Meyler, Elmohamady, Brady, Jelavic, Long.

Tottenham: Lloris; Walker, Dawson, Vertonghen, Rose; Lennon, Bentaleb, Paulinho, Eriksen; Adebayor, Soldado.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ben Afri was caught dawdling in midfield for that third goal.

BOBN. :doh:

[Syn]

Great effort from Wham to see this out. Hope big Sam brings out the troll face for Flores at the final whistle.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sissoko is embarrassing.

[Master Splinter]

Sunderland are playing really good footy. And not just for a pub team.

They keep it simple, calm and composed and if not for an oaf like Altidore up front, would be even more incisive with their attacks. Ki has to be one of the signings of the season. Laudrup had the shocker to end all shockers there.

Poyet :bow:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great effort from Wham to see this out. Hope big Sam brings out the troll face for Flores at the final whistle.

http://i39.tinypic.com/29mar0i.gif

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Newcastle 0-3 Sunderland, FT! Again!

Pardiola. :haha:

0-6 in their next home game?

[Master Splinter]

Great effort from Wham to see this out. Hope big Sam brings out the troll face for Flores at the final whistle.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9k4zvAEFc0

[Master Splinter]

FFS Maccy.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

West Ham 2-0 Swansea, FT! Fat Sam. :bow: :sick:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

FFS Maccy.

Post the one he did to Mourinho in the post-match press conference.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cardiff 0-1 Norwich, Snodgrass!

Solskjaer. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hull 1-0 Spuds, LONG!!

:haha:

[Syn]

Sam Allardyce - 'Chico Flores was squealing. Centre halves are not supposed to squeal'

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Was Allardyce in Deliverance?

[Xhaka Can’t]

Frimpong sent off!!!! :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton 0-1 Villa, Bacuna Matata! :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Soldado feels like he should have his goal tally raised, by a pelanty of course.

Boruc makes a great save for Southampton says Merse.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke 1-0 Man Utd, ADAM!! :haha:

[Munchies]

MOYES IN :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Carrick OG says Cottee. :lol:

[Munchies]

Wazza :pal:
Mata :wave:
RVC :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jones KTFO, courtesy of challenging Walters.

Carrick in defence, hope it works out as well as it did against Fulham a few seasons ago.

Welbz on for Man Utd.

[Master Splinter]

Stunning finish from Carrick.

[Master Splinter]

The wind has made this the pub fest to end all pub fests.

Pulis must be dying inside.

It's one of those games where Wazza will kick out, swear at the ref, go in two-footed but will come out with barely a yellow.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sounds like any Man Utd game you could care to mention.

[Munchies]

Phil Jones injured

:haha:

Great scores so far, but come on Everton ffs, want them to get 4th

[McNamara That Ghost...]

No chance of that, they're Neverton for a reason.

Cardiff 1-1 Norwich, Bellamy!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cardiff 2-1 Norwich, Jones!

Norwich. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke 1-1 Man Utd, RVP. :sick:

[Munchies]

Fuckign CUNT

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Fucks sake.

[Master Splinter]

Mata assist. :sick:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mourinho. :lol:

[Master Splinter]

Fuckign CUNT

You should probably take a break from the internet. :lol:

Munchies' Angry Week :bow:.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Finish was quality, has to be said.

We've missed that.


Also fuck off Mourinho.

[Darknight02]

He's a prick. But the Dutch skunk certainly knows where the goal is .

Won United a title and now will surely bring them back up the table.

Lovely piece of business from AW there.

When you look at how Liverpool held firm with Suarez, you only have to compare the standard of our club.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke 2-1 Man Utd, ADAM!!!

:haha:

[Master Splinter]

Adam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Master Splinter]

What a fucking goal :bow: :bow: :bow:.

[Munchies]

You should probably take a break from the internet. :lol:

Munchies' Angry Week :bow:.

Ah you saw the edit.

:coffee:

He's a cunt though, fucking hate him.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

:haha::haha::haha:

[Munchies]

2-1 ???

GET IN!!!!!!!!!!

[Master Splinter]

Rafael :haha:.

[Master Splinter]

2-1 ???

GET IN!!!!!!!!!!

Munchies' recovery :bow:.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Fucking mongs on RedCafe were going on about overtaking us after the midweek results. :haha:

[Munchies]

Watching the game now.

Fuck off ref, clear red for Wazza.

[Master Splinter]

Shrek booked for a swipe.

Send the fat bastard off for once please.

[Master Splinter]

Rafael nearly takes Walters' head off.

Accidental though.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fucking mongs on RedCafe were going on about overtaking us after the midweek results. :haha:

It's hilarious how after talking about our 'easy fixtures' at the beginning of this season, they get all excited from a few results against the pub team sides, at home.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

That's got to be a pelanty? It would be a foul outside the box.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Straight red for Wazza of violent conduct to miss our game. :pray:

[Master Splinter]

Now Smalling nearly kills Walters!

He slipped and caught him on the head.

Walters somehow survives.

[GP]

He's a prick. But the Dutch skunk certainly knows where the goal is .

Won United a title and now will surely bring them back up the table.

Lovely piece of business from AW there.

When you look at how Liverpool held firm with Suarez, you only have to compare the standard of our club.

Except Suarez was under a long term contract.

You can't compare the 2.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hull 1-1 Spuds, Paulinho.

Hull. :doh:

[Munchies]

Send him off , bloody hell.

Also
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfUTxemIcAAZIH8.jpg

[GP]

Shrek booked for a swipe.

Send the fat bastard off for once please.

He's matured, you know?

[Master Splinter]

Walters booked! :haha:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Thank fuck Swarbrick is a decent ref.

If that was Webb, Mason or Dean, Walters would have been off.

Mind you playing with 10 men may be preferable to playing with Walters.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fulham 0-1 Southampton, Lallana! :bow:

[Master Splinter]

Walters finally goes off. :lol:

[Master Splinter]

Welbz tackled in the box as a tap-in beckoned. :haha:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Suicidal defending from Stoke :doh:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Arnautovic really should have scored.

[Master Splinter]

Smalling passes straight to Arnautovic, but he misses. :doh:

Smalling is truly awlful.

This game is a glorious mess.

[Munchies]

Rafael needs to his punched in the face, what a cunt

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Rafael needs to his punched in the face, what a cunt

Are you trying to be the NQ of Redcafe? :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lloris denies Jelavic. Come on Hull.

Fulham 0-2 Southampton, Lambert! :bow:

[Munchies]

Are you trying to be the NQ of Redcafe? :lol:

:lol: No

But he's squaring up to Adam for no reason, trying to act like a hardman

[The Emirates Gallactico]

:lol: No

But he's squaring up to Adam for no reason, trying to act like a hardman

World's best Right Back :bow::bow:

[Munchies]

When did Odemwingie join Stoke ?

[The Emirates Gallactico]

When did Odemwingie join Stoke ?

Swap with Cardiff for Kenwyne Jones.

[Munchies]

:haha: Young diving

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton 1-1 Villa, Naismith.

[Munchies]

Swap with Cardiff for Kenwyne Jones.

:good:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fulham 0-3 Southampton, Rodriguez!

Oh dear Meulensteen. :wave:

[GP]

Sacked in the morning.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Fulham 0-3 Southampton, Rodriguez!

Oh dear Meulensteen. :wave:

But he was at United. He must be good.

[Munchies]

Fulham 0-3 Southampton, Rodriguez!

Oh dear Meulensteen. :wave:

Didn't they hire loads of coaches ? :haha:

Wilkins, Meulensten, Curbishley

:wave:

Ron Jeremy :bow:

[Master Splinter]

Assaidi you moran. :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

But he was at United. He must be good.

As good as Queiroz.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Didn't they hire loads of coaches ? :haha:

Wilkins, Meulensten, Curbishley

:wave:

Ron Jeremy :bow:

Wilkins. :haha:

Back on Sky soon. :(

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Assadi you fucking mong!!

[Munchies]

Assaidi you moran. :doh:

This, was a 3 on 2 , player free on the RHS aswell

[Master Splinter]

De Gea saves from Assaidi!

Stoke should have killed this off now.

RVC equaliser and winner coming up. :sick:

[GP]

Utd are a fucking shambles.

[GP]

rvc off, out for the season.

[Munchies]

RVC out for the season :pray:

[Master Splinter]

RVC hauled off.

Thank fuck.

[Munchies]

rvc off, out for the season.

:bow:

[Syn]

Fucking love Moyesy.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton 2-1 Villa, stunning freekick from Mirallas apparently!

[Syn]

Champagne Charlie :haha:

[Munchies]

Everton 2-1 Villa, stunning freekick from Mirallas apparently!

Good.

[Munchies]

Stoke are awesome, they're not letting the cunts have the ball

[Master Splinter]

Describing United as a shambles could actually be construed as quite the complement on today's showing.

[LDG]

Munchies has used the word cunt more times than Ray Winston on speed.

[Xhaka Can’t]

The feelgood factor is back at United.

Amazing what a big transfer can do to pump everyone up.

[Syn]

Describing United as a shambles could actually be construed as quite the complement on today's showing.

complement :bow:

[Munchies]

Stoke player wasting time :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hundredstone nails a freekick but wide.

[Master Splinter]

Fucking love last-ditch Stoke defending me.

[Munchies]

Rooney trying to rake the Stoke player's balls out ala 06

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Thank god Ashley Young is shit.

[Syn]

Get in cardiff. Massive win.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hull 1-1 Spuds, FT! :dance:

Cardiff 2-1 Norwich, FT. Hughton. :lol:

Everton 2-1 Villa, FT!

[Munchies]

7 mins ?

Wtf

[GP]

7 mins??

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke you useless orcs, stop missing!

[Munchies]

Oh shit !!

Asmir :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fulham 0-3 Southampton, FT! :bow:

[Syn]

Dim Sherwood effect wearing off. Spuds losing hope.

Everton, Liverpool or Man Utd for 4th spot.

[Master Splinter]

Shrek hits the post, a scramble, then over!!!

:haha:

[LDG]

7 mins ?

Wtf

Old red nose has used a few quid from his books sales.

Also, you didn't say cunt.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

7 Mins?


Jones' injury was in the first half!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hold on Stoke!