Papers are at it , Giroud Affair

[Munchies]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bf_I6SMCYAARD9z.jpg

[GP]

This is not worthy of a thread.

[Syn]

http://www.abload.de/img/giroud_smilejdjv6.gif

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Don't blame her.

[Letters]

ROMP!

:lol:

Does anyone romp outside of the Tabloid press?

[GP]

ROMP!

:lol:

Does anyone romp outside of the Tabloid press?

You have to use words your average Sun reader will understand.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Put it in punjabi too so Cripps understands.

[Gooner23]

To be fair he was shit, might explain it

[Power n Glory]

No wonder why his legs were gone.

[Niall_Quinn]

And the Daily Troll has chipped in with its own special from the gutter. The headline story no less. The alleged "journalist" is called Drayton and hopefully somebody will kick him in the nuts and take a few snaps as he crawls around the floor.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2554827/Arsene-Wenger-falls-Liverpool-Lime-Street-Station-Arsenals-5-1-defeat.html

[fakeyank]

Put it in punjabi too so Cripps understands.

Giroud ne nangi bachi ki fuddi mar di!

[Özim]

Don't know about this, but his play is sh*t and has been for quite a while.

[Munchies]

Don't know about this, but his play is sh*t and has been for quite a while.

Get rid in the summer imo

[RomfordPele]

We'd certainly win the trophy for poisonous, small-minded press vitriol. Tossers.

[KSE Comedy Club]

Get rid in the summer imo

:lol: oh dear

[GP]

Same old Giroud

Always Scoring.

[Xhaka Can’t]

She needs to lose that zero and get herself a Hero!

[GP]

She needs to lose that zero and get herself a Hero!

http://www.aux.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/sassy-gif.gif

[Marc Overmars]

Olivier Giroud ‏@_OlivierGiroud_ 15m

I apologise to my wife, family and friends and my manager, team-mates and Arsenal fans.


Olivier Giroud ‏@_OlivierGiroud_ 13m

I now have to fight for my family and for my club and obtain their forgiveness. Nothing else matters at the moment.

:haha:

What a fag.

[Syn]

What happened? Why is he dropped from the squad and why is he apologising to Arsenal?

[The Emirates Gallactico]

So he's admitted it finally. Right before a big game as well.


Apart from breaking the club rules it's not really a big deal anyway. At least it wasn't with prostitutes like Wazza.

[GP]

What happened? Why is he dropped from the squad and why is he apologising to Arsenal?

He's shit.

[Syn]

He's shit.

Ok, that explains the first question, but what about the second?

[The Emirates Gallactico]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgmLtALIEAAfDQ4.jpg

[Marc Overmars]

Ok, that explains the first question, but what about the second?

Had an all nighter with this bint when he should have been resting for the Liverpool game I guess.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Had an all nighter with this bint when he should have been resting for the Liverpool game I guess.

It was the Crystal Palace game, not the Liverpool match.


Not that it excuses him breaking team rules but that match was at 4 pm so he had plenty of time to rest up after having his all night sex session.

[GP]

You mean his ALL NIGHT ROMP?

[Marc Overmars]

Either way, if you're going to be a sleazebag just STFU and get on with it. Don't deny it then admit it and beg for forgiveness. No one gives a shit.

Big Man, Cashley and Giggs know the score.

[Globalgunner]

Snarky snidey, sneaky bitch. Lesson learned, confiscate the phones before letting them take off any clothes. Or, insist on seeing the phone gallery before parting with cash

[Globalgunner]

You mean his ALL NIGHT ROMP?

I'm pretty sure he managed to hit the target more than once, this time

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Big Sexy gonna Big Sexy.

[Niall_Quinn]

It's fucking outrageous to take all that money and then fail to live up to the other side of the deal. Wanker. No wonder he's looked half dead in the last few matches. Couldn't give a shit about his private life, but I expect him to be 100% when he hits the pitch.

[Letters]

It's fucking outrageous to take all that money and then fail to live up to the other side of the deal. Wanker. No wonder he's looked half dead in the last few matches. Couldn't give a shit about his private life, but I expect him to be 100% when he hits the pitch.
Yeah, if only he was a model professional like Adams and Merson.

[Syn]

I wonder how much of an impact it makes anyway. On that subject, Ian Botham on ITV life stories yesterday was quite interesting. Recalled a couple of times he was basically drunk walking out to bat and managed to get some runs. Tbh I haven't noticed any considerable drop in Giroud's performances.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Don't blame her.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Yeah, if only he was a model professional like Adams and Merson.

:haha:

[LDG]

I wonder if he does that puffy outty cheek thing, followed by the big tongue, when he blows his load too early.

[Syn]

:lol:

FFS.

[Letters]

I wonder if he does that puffy outty cheek thing, followed by the big tongue, when he blows his load too early.

Little bit premature.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I wonder if he does that puffy outty cheek thing, followed by the big tongue, when he blows his load too early.

Could be worse.

He could do http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view8/20140204/4970488/kolo-toure-o.gif

followed by http://s3.amazonaws.com/br-cdn/temp_images/2013/12/01/toure.gif

followed by https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-B9Kd1Oot8IA/Uvwvv2IneRI/AAAAAAAAARo/w-qvIcJKzfo/s500/KOLO-LEVELS-PHIL-DOWD.gif

followed by http://cdn.pappzd.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Kolo-Toure-shower.jpg

[McNamara That Ghost...]

You missed out his own goal.

[Master Splinter]

#sorryguys #bigmistake #apologies #forgiveness #shithotel #fuckingslag

[Ollie the Optimist]

not supporting giroud at all in this, but some of the moral outrage from fans is a bit odd. we have a statue of a guy outside our stadium who went to prison for drink driving. a far worse thing then cheating.


also what kind of person shags a celebrity and makes sure they get proof to sell the story to the papers?

[KSE Comedy Club]

All joking, vitriol and general hatred aside, it explains why he hasn't been performing on the pitch for a while.

My guess is that he's had a bit on the side for sometime and his personal life is filling his head whilst he's on the pitch.

Naughty boy Bigsexy!

Time to fucking knuckle down again.

[KSE Comedy Club]

not supporting giroud at all in this, but some of the moral outrage from fans is a bit odd. we have a statue of a guy outside our stadium who went to prison for drink driving. a far worse thing then cheating.


also what kind of person shags a celebrity and makes sure they get proof to sell the story to the papers?
It happens all the time Ollie.

It may have been a one off, but I think its gone on for a longer period.

It could be that she wanted him to leave his missus for her and he wouldn't so she sold her story.

Who knows tbh.

Either way, his performances of late have clearly been affected by his 3am romps

[Ollie the Optimist]

It happens all the time Ollie.

It may have been a one off, but I think its gone on for a longer period.

It could be that she wanted him to leave his missus for her and he wouldn't so she sold her story.

Who knows tbh.

Either way, his performances of late have clearly been affected by his 3am romps



as i said, I'm not supporting him in what he has done. personally i couldn't give a shit who he is shagging but if its hours before matches then it impacts arsenal. I thought though the team spent the night before matches in a hotel together? impressive to get away from it then.

[Marc Overmars]

Not sure there's much moral outrage. I don't think any of us give a shit about who he is shagging.

It's the emo tweets he sent out today which are a bit soft.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mrloganrhoades/meet-olivier-giroud-the-really-really-ridiculously-good-look

[Ollie the Optimist]

Not sure there's much moral outrage. I don't think any of us give a shit about who he is shagging.

It's the emo tweets he sent out today which are a bit soft.

perhaps not on here, but there was a lot on twitter etc.

[KSE Comedy Club]

as i said, I'm not supporting him in what he has done. personally i couldn't give a shit who he is shagging but if its hours before matches then it impacts arsenal. I thought though the team spent the night before matches in a hotel together? impressive to get away from it then.

I know mate, I agree.

It's his playingshit that most people are pissed off at though and when things like this come to light it goes some way to explaining why.

[KSE Comedy Club]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mrloganrhoades/meet-olivier-giroud-the-really-really-ridiculously-good-look

Fucking brilliant! :lol:

Big Sexy :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Yeah, if only he was a model professional like Adams and Merson.

Exactly right.

[Özim]

Yeah, if only he was a model professional like Adams and Merson.


Adams shagged Caprice you know.

[Niall_Quinn]

Adams shagged Caprice you know.

Is that the same Caprice Johnathon Woss used to call Capweese?

[Letters]

Adams shagged Caprice you know.

He did too. Lucky bastard <_<

[Xhaka Can’t]

He did too. Lucky bastard <_<

I think she was born within wedlock.

[Özim]

What he's done not that unusual to be honest, doesn't mean it's right and feel sorry for his wife but it happens.

That hairstyle though, that's a crime to society, AW should make him cut it as it will affect his heading ability by causing an inbalance of weight distribution of his head.

Talk is he earns £100k a week, is that right, we're paying this guy that much, if it's true I'm shocked to be honest as he came from some small French club where he would have been earning a pittance and isn't exactly a big star.

[Globalgunner]

What he's done not that unusual to be honest, doesn't mean it's right and feel sorry for his wife but it happens.

That hairstyle though, that's a crime to society, AW should make him cut it as it will affect his heading ability by causing an inbalance of weight distribution of his head.

Talk is he earns £100k a week, is that right, we're paying this guy that much, if it's true I'm shocked to be honest as he came from some small French club where he would have been earning a pittance and isn't exactly a big star.

That's Wenger doing his best to help out a moribund French economy. He's on to a knighthood over there if and when he ever quits at Arsenal

[selassie]

I wonder if he does that puffy outty cheek thing, followed by the big tongue, when he blows his load too early.

:haha: