Barclays Premier League - Weekend Fixtures (Saturday 15 - Sunday 16 March)

[Munchies]

RVC :haha:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

RVC misses a sitter :haha:

I remember when he was good.

[Niall_Quinn]

So not only has Moyes taken them out of the CL, but it looks like he's missed the Europa league too. This is a stunning crash. Can't wait to see Monday's papers. Will be wall to wall coverage of Arsenal and Ozil collapse.

[Globalgunner]

Welbz and Cleverley on to save the day

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Another pelanty to Liverpool. Vidic sent off. :haha:

[Marc Overmars]

What a shambles.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Another pelanty.

Vidic off!!!


:haha::haha:

[Munchies]

LOOL

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stevie Me hits the post!

:haha:

[Marc Overmars]

Gerrard. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

3 pens. Lol. That was legit although I wouldn't have given it as punishment for the terrible dive. Vidic off. Never a goalscoring opportunity but new made up rules kick in. Funny because it's Utd, but hope we don't see the same shit later.

Stevie me misses out on hattrick of pens.

[Munchies]

:haha:

[Master Splinter]

Vidic :haha:.

Stevie Me :haha:.

[JonasTC]

Seriously, FA should be able to go in and give a diver like Sturridge a penalty of some sorts... Diving for a red card and penalty, should seriously be punished hard, when the cameras clearly show there was no contact. Disgusting divers those liverpool strikers.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

3 pens. Lol. That was legit although I wouldn't have given it as punishment for the terrible dive. Vidic off. Never a goalscoring opportunity but new made up rules kick in. Funny because it's Utd, but hope we don't see the same shit later.

Stevie me misses out on hattrick of pens.

It was a second yellow card.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Come on you Utd scum, get two quick goals to dent Liverpool's confidence!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Phil Neville on the coaching staff. :lol:

Moyes is bad enough.

[Niall_Quinn]

Got a bad feeling about this result. Moyes could be in trouble. Thanks a lot Liverpool!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Should be a pelanty again. :haha:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Got a bad feeling about this result. Moyes could be in trouble. Thanks a lot Liverpool!

If Rodgers has a brain, he'll let Utd get a hard fought consolation in the 90th minute.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

That's another penalty.

Just too quick for the old men of their defence.

[Niall_Quinn]

It was a second yellow card.

Really. Me bad. Thought it was a wild decision.

Proper pen turned down there. Ref too scared to give a 4th.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Liverpool should have had five pelanties this game!!!

[Munchies]

Another clear pen :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

RVP. :haha:

I remember when he used to score volleys against Liverpool.

[Globalgunner]

It was a second yellow card.

THE to Clattenburg. From his perspective. It looked a pen. Sturridge on the other hand......United should be down to 9 and goals behind

[Niall_Quinn]

van Cash machine can't cash in at the other end.

Oh dear, it's all going wrong for the little boy inside him.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

RVC :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great save from De Gea to deny Suarez.

Jones completely embarrassed.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Should have been three!!

[Niall_Quinn]

Moyes is gone. Out of CL, out of Europa, smashed at home by the old enemy, no sign anywhere of an upturn.

So might as well settle in and hope for an absolute rout.

Here we go 4-0, Suarez.

We want 8.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd 0-3 Liverpool, Suarez.

Moyes is a goner, surely.

[Marc Overmars]

:doh:

[Özil's Panoramic View]

:haha: :haha: :haha:

[Özim]

How lucky was that goal.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

It is three now!!

FFS, Moyes is surely out by tommorow morning now!

[Özim]

Moyes is avin' a mare

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Evra was playing him on as well!

[Munchies]

:haha:

Rodgers :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

LOL, oh yes 3-0, forgot steve me missed.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

:haha:

Rodgers :bow:

If Wenger decides to pack it in I hope we go in for him. Him, Simeone and Klopp are the three most promising up and coming managers right now.

[Master Splinter]

Disgusting performance from Ozil.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rio on to save it.

[Niall_Quinn]

Rio Zimmerframe on for Mata

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Was hoping for a manc result, but fuck it, I can't control myself revelling in their downfall.

Being smashed at home to your oldest and fiercest rivals. :haha:

[Power n Glory]

United are bloody useless!

[Niall_Quinn]

Disgusting performance from Ozil.

His heat map - might as well have not been on the pitch :haha:

Wenger out! Don't spend some fucking money!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Coutinho nearly makes it 0-4.

Maybe Moyes should get sacked, there might be a vague chance Man Utd can actually get a point against Citeh then.

[Niall_Quinn]

Need the 4th to make it psychologically punishing.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

The Scousers with the Moyes banner :haha::haha:

[Heisenberg]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTVspy43xxI

[McNamara That Ghost...]

We just need a 0-17 win to go back above Liverpool.

[Master Splinter]

Aspas on.

The ultimate embarrassment.

[Power n Glory]

What the heck was Fergie thinking appointing Moyes?

[Niall_Quinn]

What the heck was Fergie thinking appointing Moyes?

Payback for Glaziers?

[Master Splinter]

Welbz and Clevz :haha:.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Welbz runs into Clevs and gets a FK.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What the heck was Fergie thinking appointing Moyes?

Cement his legacy.

[GP]

Sacked in the morning?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd 0-3 Liverpool, FT! :haha:

Man Utd completely shat on. They're so poorly coached, they might have a lot of crap in their team but they can still be a lot better coached than the Great British hope Moyes can seemingly muster.

Agent Moyes. :bow:

Your time has finished now.

[Marc Overmars]

Thanks for that United. Dicks.

Liverpool. :sick:

[Niall_Quinn]

I suppose Moyes can claim it hasn't collapsed. You have to build something before it can collapse.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

We should be looking to entice some of Man Utd's sponsers over here. Epson, DHL, Toshiba etc etc.

They're going to jump ship first chance they get if this keeps up.

[Master Splinter]

United :haha: :haha:.

RVC :haha: :haha:.

Wazza :haha:.

Moyes :bow:.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

So anybody up for a trip to Redcafe then?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I may have been shitting one before the game, but by Christ were United terrible.

If he has the temerity to go on about luck, or getting to the by-line, or crossing, or penalties then he should be sacked just for that. They were unspeakably bad.

[Niall_Quinn]

You got to say Pool are looking favourites for this with home games against their biggest rivals coming up. Injuries mean we'll do well to hang on for 4th.

If the gypos don't walk this title - LOL, massive, massive failure. Biggest choke in the history of the league?

[Niall_Quinn]

So anybody up for a trip to Redcafe then?

You mean the "She canna take the strain" web site?

[Master Splinter]

The scary thing is it should have been at least 0-5, with United down to 9.

As impressive as Liverpool have been recently, this is more down to Moyes being beyond useless and the players just not giving a damn at the moment.

[Niall_Quinn]

RvC - so happy for him.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

You mean the "She canna take the strain" web site?

It's actually working fine for me now. It seems a lot of their plastics have already abandoned ship.

[Power n Glory]

Cement his legacy.

:lol:

But it must sting to watch a total collapse. Maybe I'm wrong, but I'm starting to question how good Fergie really was. He had a very good back staff team around him. If Moyes hadn't changed things so much would the results be as bad?

[Niall_Quinn]

The scary thing is it should have been at least 0-5, with United down to 9.

As impressive as Liverpool have been recently, this is more down to Moyes being beyond useless and the players just not giving a damn at the moment.

Moyes needs to be given time. Some people seem to forget he is Scottish and therefore a great manager by default. He'll keep them up, have no doubts about it.

[GP]

That was dreadful.

If you're the chairman, how can you justify not sacking Moyes? He's been a disaster and it was always obvious he would be.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:lol:

But it must sting to watch a total collapse. Maybe I'm wrong, but I'm starting to question how good Fergie really was. He had a very good back staff team around him. If Moyes hadn't changed things so much would the results be as bad?

Ferguson's biggest strength was to get players motivated to attack effectively, all the time. Whether that's through fear or encouragement or by whatever means. Tactically he was never particularly great but he never needed to be.

[Marc Overmars]

There was always going to be some teething problems with Moyes, but to just look like flat out midtable shit I didn't see coming.

What a man.

#keepmoyes

[Niall_Quinn]

Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on you
Fool me three times, shame on me
Fool me four times, shame on me...
Fool me five times (still playing same system), shame on me...
Fool me six times... oh for feck sake change it please moyes

Red Cafe not melting down as badly as I thought. I think when you have been Moyes'd you get a kind of solidarity to tough it out until the nightmare ends.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

It's been said so many times already, but for the love of god how the fuck did we not beat this shower of shite this season?

[Marc Overmars]

It's been said so many times already, but for the love of god how the fuck did we not beat this shower of shite this season?

Or score against them. :rolleyes:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That was dreadful.

If you're the chairman, how can you justify not sacking Moyes? He's been a disaster and it was always obvious he would be.

I couldn't trust Moyes to compose a side to make the Champions League, no matter how much time he is given. Ok so he did it with Everton but that was a season when the team finished fourth with 61 points, that's nowhere near enough now.

[Power n Glory]

Ferguson's biggest strength was to get players motivated to attack effectively, all the time. Whether that's through fear or encouragement or by whatever means. Tactically he was never particularly great but he never needed to be.

Yeah, I agree with that and think Fergie saw the same sort of qualities in Moyes. It's an old way of thinking. He's got it badly wrong and it will take much more than that for a coach to survive in this league.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yeah, I agree with that and think Fergie saw the same sort of qualities in Moyes. It's an old way of thinking. He's got it badly wrong and it will take much more than that for a coach to survive in this league.

It's ok to manage in that way when you can command respect from your players but how can Moyes with nothing to back his career up with achieve that from players who have won trophies consistently? Obviously, he can't.

[Munchies]

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[Power n Glory]

It's been said so many times already, but for the love of god how the fuck did we not beat this shower of shite this season?

That's frustrating. To see Ferguson looking on so helplessly whilst we hand out a complete ass whooping would have been beautiful. Let's hope Moyes is given more time.

[Niall_Quinn]

Think Fergie saw a lot of Scottishness and post match red wine grovelling advantages in Moyesie. Plus there was a lot of positive pro-Brit media evidence to offset the stunning mediocrity at Everton.

[Power n Glory]

It's ok to manage in that way when you can command respect from your players but how can Moyes with nothing to back his career up with achieve that from players who have won trophies consistently? Obviously, he can't.

Exactly. He was on the backfoot before he stepped in the door. He has no credentials. Not a revolutionary mind in football and tactics, has no new philosophy, wasn't a great player so he's got no clout there, no trophies...how can they respect him? What was he bringing to the table?

[Ollie the Optimist]

i don't think you can blame everything on Moyes, clearly he is out of his depth but that team is last seasons champions with fellaini and mata added to the squad. the players, like judas, have failed to perform and gone missing. they have to take a lot of the blame too.

[Niall_Quinn]

i don't think you can blame everything on Moyes, clearly he is out of his depth but that team is last seasons champions with fellaini and mata added to the squad. the players, like judas, have failed to perform and gone missing. they have to take a lot of the blame too.

Other players are getting in judas' way tbf.

[Munchies]

http://sportz-hd.eu/

hd stream if needed

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

http://media.giphy.com/media/NB2lt0slxKafS/giphy.gif

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Moyes is turning in to the less jovial Strachan.

[Marc Overmars]

So does anyone think he'll actually be sacked?

They spoke about giving him time but I very much doubt the powers that be expected them to be this bad.

[GP]

They've lost 9 in the league. He's got to go, sadly.

[Niall_Quinn]

He's done a good job all things considered. Yes he's lost a few and maybe he can be accused of turning the champions into mid table dross. But.

1- he s Scottish
2- he is Fergies mate
3- the media love his Britishness

On balance he's been fergies Scottish mate on more occasions than not.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

It's not even that they're losing, it's that they're losing whilst playing terribly. At the start of Rodgers' time with us we had some pretty poor results, but it was clear that he was getting us to play a certain style. Moyes is just getting the Champions (!) to smash it up field and hope for the best. He got his tactics horribly wrong today but even when everyone could see what was wrong, not least Neville, he carried on regardless.

People said off hand that him buying Mata wasn't a problem because he wouldn't know what to do with him... that's not looking far wrong.

Playing Januzaj and Mata as wingers was just odd; Mata had no chance of getting on the ball and creating when shoved out on a by line, and Januzaj only had glimpses of decency when he managed to get an overlap. Otherwise they were both anonymous and were given the run around by Allen and Henderson. Rooney ran around a bit without actually doing anything, Carrick was a coward. Afraid to do anything himself or take responsibility. There's a difference between keeping possession ticking over and actually refusing to run into 30 yards of space with the ball in favour of a sideways ball to [I think] Evra who had defenders to get past. Fellaini is a bumbling oaf, but he was doing the work of two. Even then, playing two midfielders who can barely run against the likes of Sterling, Henderson and Allen is asking for trouble. They'll run rings round you and won't get tired of doing it. The only thing Fellaini brought to the game was being able to win the headers from goal kicks. It wouldn't surprise me if that was part of the reason Moyes bought him... apart from the obvious panic.
Most of the service to Van Persie ended up being crosses. Shit, aimless crosses. How does he still think this is a viable tactic? Though his only contributions to the match were to smash it into the side netting, when he wasn't flagged offside of course. Little boy etc.

They can whinge about the 3rd penalty all they like, but it made absolutely no difference to the game. And yes I did think it was a flop from Sturridge. But equally Fellaini could quite easily have had one given against him in the first half, Sturridge had one turned down which was the clearest of the lot and Rafael should have been sent off about 8 times. In any case, we did them a favour by getting Vidic sent off. Ferdinand coming on was the icing on the cake. Never have I seen two players so far past it. It's actually quite sad to see. Hilarious too.

He commands no respect from the players. He has no aura with the fans, instils no confidence. It doesn't even seem like he has a plan. Just "we've got decent players, if we just play them all, they'll figure it out"..... as it turns out, no they can't.

[Letters]

Cannot BELIEVE we failed to beat that lot this season :doh:

[IBK]

It's not even that they're losing, it's that they're losing whilst playing terribly. At the start of Rodgers' time with us we had some pretty poor results, but it was clear that he was getting us to play a certain style. Moyes is just getting the Champions (!) to smash it up field and hope for the best. He got his tactics horribly wrong today but even when everyone could see what was wrong, not least Neville, he carried on regardless.

People said off hand that him buying Mata wasn't a problem because he wouldn't know what to do with him... that's not looking far wrong.

Playing Januzaj and Mata as wingers was just odd; Mata had no chance of getting on the ball and creating when shoved out on a by line, and Januzaj only had glimpses of decency when he managed to get an overlap. Otherwise they were both anonymous and were given the run around by Allen and Henderson. Rooney ran around a bit without actually doing anything, Carrick was a coward. Afraid to do anything himself or take responsibility. There's a difference between keeping possession ticking over and actually refusing to run into 30 yards of space with the ball in favour of a sideways ball to [I think] Evra who had defenders to get past. Fellaini is a bumbling oaf, but he was doing the work of two. Even then, playing two midfielders who can barely run against the likes of Sterling, Henderson and Allen is asking for trouble. They'll run rings round you and won't get tired of doing it. The only thing Fellaini brought to the game was being able to win the headers from goal kicks. It wouldn't surprise me if that was part of the reason Moyes bought him... apart from the obvious panic.
Most of the service to Van Persie ended up being crosses. Shit, aimless crosses. How does he still think this is a viable tactic? Though his only contributions to the match were to smash it into the side netting, when he wasn't flagged offside of course. Little boy etc.

They can whinge about the 3rd penalty all they like, but it made absolutely no difference to the game. And yes I did think it was a flop from Sturridge. But equally Fellaini could quite easily have had one given against him in the first half, Sturridge had one turned down which was the clearest of the lot and Rafael should have been sent off about 8 times. In any case, we did them a favour by getting Vidic sent off. Ferdinand coming on was the icing on the cake. Never have I seen two players so far past it. It's actually quite sad to see. Hilarious too.

He commands no respect from the players. He has no aura with the fans, instils no confidence. It doesn't even seem like he has a plan. Just "we've got decent players, if we just play them all, they'll figure it out"..... as it turns out, no they can't.

Pretty much. TBH.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

MotD2 on in five minutes.

[Niall_Quinn]

It's not even that they're losing, it's that they're losing whilst playing terribly. At the start of Rodgers' time with us we had some pretty poor results, but it was clear that he was getting us to play a certain style. Moyes is just getting the Champions (!) to smash it up field and hope for the best. He got his tactics horribly wrong today but even when everyone could see what was wrong, not least Neville, he carried on regardless.

People said off hand that him buying Mata wasn't a problem because he wouldn't know what to do with him... that's not looking far wrong.

Playing Januzaj and Mata as wingers was just odd; Mata had no chance of getting on the ball and creating when shoved out on a by line, and Januzaj only had glimpses of decency when he managed to get an overlap. Otherwise they were both anonymous and were given the run around by Allen and Henderson. Rooney ran around a bit without actually doing anything, Carrick was a coward. Afraid to do anything himself or take responsibility. There's a difference between keeping possession ticking over and actually refusing to run into 30 yards of space with the ball in favour of a sideways ball to [I think] Evra who had defenders to get past. Fellaini is a bumbling oaf, but he was doing the work of two. Even then, playing two midfielders who can barely run against the likes of Sterling, Henderson and Allen is asking for trouble. They'll run rings round you and won't get tired of doing it. The only thing Fellaini brought to the game was being able to win the headers from goal kicks. It wouldn't surprise me if that was part of the reason Moyes bought him... apart from the obvious panic.
Most of the service to Van Persie ended up being crosses. Shit, aimless crosses. How does he still think this is a viable tactic? Though his only contributions to the match were to smash it into the side netting, when he wasn't flagged offside of course. Little boy etc.

They can whinge about the 3rd penalty all they like, but it made absolutely no difference to the game. And yes I did think it was a flop from Sturridge. But equally Fellaini could quite easily have had one given against him in the first half, Sturridge had one turned down which was the clearest of the lot and Rafael should have been sent off about 8 times. In any case, we did them a favour by getting Vidic sent off. Ferdinand coming on was the icing on the cake. Never have I seen two players so far past it. It's actually quite sad to see. Hilarious too.

He commands no respect from the players. He has no aura with the fans, instils no confidence. It doesn't even seem like he has a plan. Just "we've got decent players, if we just play them all, they'll figure it out"..... as it turns out, no they can't.

How can you continue to stick up for Moyes after a performance like that?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chappers keeping it together well.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Immense control from Suarez to get Rafael's Hand of er God.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

ROOONEEEEYY.

[Niall_Quinn]

That's as bad as it gets by Sturridge. He should be hounded out of football for cheating like that. But he won't be because his name isn't Eduardo and it wasn't actually a pen.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Suarez sacks Moyes.

[Munchies]

Moyes coming up :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Troll from Rodgers there. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Small of Rodgers to defend Sturridge. All managers have to stand up against this so it can be kicked out of the game. Liverpool won it easily, they didn't need to cheat and somebody needs to have a word with Sturridge rather than defend him.

[Munchies]

Fuck off Spurs :pal:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

ROSICKY!!! :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ox. :lol:

Dear me, what a miss.

[Munchies]

Sherwood :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Ox. :lol:

Dear me, what a miss.

Did it on purpose. Mind games.

[Niall_Quinn]

Pat Rice - legend :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

LOL - Sherwood thought they'd scored. He was wrong.

[Munchies]

Kosc :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ches tried his best to make the game interesting but the Spuds gonna Spuds.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Clothesline from Vertonghen.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ha, can't get a clearer pen than that.

[Niall_Quinn]

Sagna cool about Shrwood tantrum. That's because he knows he could knock the silly spud out with his little finger.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Arsenal. :bow:

Sherwood is an embarrassment.

[Munchies]

Tim Sherwoods a gooner :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

He'll surely be sacked in the summer. A nothing manager.

[Munchies]

If Moyes does get sacked in the end, hopefully he ends up at Spurs :lol:

[Munchies]

Maureen sent off :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

This red card business is getting silly. It's being used as entertainment, should it be red, shouldn't it be red.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The mentalities would mesh well in that scenario I think though.

[Munchies]

Haven't seen MOTD2 till the end in a long time. Forgot about 2good2bad :lol:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Cannot BELIEVE we failed to beat that lot this season :doh:

Five points dropped against them - in the state they're in is hugely disappointing. I accept that we were down with the lurgy at OT, but to not have beaten them at home has been extremely costly.

[AFC Leveller]

Moyesy will be given time until at least Chrsitmas time according to most Man ure fans and as long as they beat the drop he should be fine this season!

If anyone is gonna win the league besides us i hope its Liverpool. They have done it with their own (ish) money and play attacking football, not to mention that they are less cunty than Chelsea or City. The way they attacked man ure and showed no fear should be a lesson to AW as he seems scared of them recently.

LOL LOL LOlza.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

David Marshall is a little bit awlsome.

[Munchies]

Five points dropped against them - in the state they're in is hugely disappointing. I accept that we were down with the lurgy at OT, but to not have beaten them at home has been extremely costly.

And even at home, they more or less had the best chances to win the game, RVC at the start when he was 1 on 1 and fucked it up, and the header which Ches tipped onto the bar.

[Munchies]

Moyesy will be given time until at least Chrsitmas time according to most Man ure fans and as long as they beat the drop he should be fine this season!

If anyone is gonna win the league besides us i hope its Liverpool. They have done it with their own (ish) money and play attacking football, not to mention that they are less cunty than Chelsea or City. The way they attacked man ure and showed no fear should be a lesson to AW as he seems scared of them recently.

LOL LOL LOlza.

I really hope he is in charge of overseeing the summer spending :pray:

[GP]

I really hope he is in charge of overseeing the summer spending :pray:

Baines, Barkley, Coleman.

that'll be the height of his ambition.

[Munchies]

Baines, Barkley, Coleman.

that'll be the height of his ambition.

:lol:

To be fair though, they're all better than what he has right now.

United will obviously spend their way out of this, and if he wastes it all on shit again like Fellaini, and with the loss of CL, big wages etc, the demise will be truly on!

MoyesIn :pray:

[GP]

:lol:

To be fair though, they're all better than what he has right now.

United will obviously spend their way out of this, and if he wastes it all on shit again like Fellaini, and with the loss of CL, big wages etc, the demise will be truly on!

MoyesIn :pray:

All good players, but the calibre of player he really needs?

Not even close.

[Niall_Quinn]

He desperately needs Anicebe. That 80 yard hoof into the box or the aimless crossing is never going to work if you don't have Anichebe up there. Has Duncan Ferguson retired? He'd be ideal.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

David Moyes spent 11 years trying to get Everton above United, now he's finally achieved it.

[Marc Overmars]

My Manc mate doesn't even want them to finish 6th and qualify for the Europa League. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Why not? They can make the Champions League via that competition next season. :whistle:

[GP]

David Moyes spent 11 years trying to get Everton above United, now he's finally achieved it.

That's handy...

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

That's handy...

FORM GUIDE:
Arsenal: WWWWW
Liverpool: WWDLW
Spurs: WLWWD
Chelsea: WDLWD
Man City: LWDWL
Man United: LMFAO

[GP]

ROFLMAO!

[Niall_Quinn]

Setting aside the obvious delight at Utd falling off a cliff (having pushed themselves by hiring Moyes), even the Hapless One will eventually get a few results at such a big club if they persist with him. He'll learn as he goes and he'll change. He has to or he's out. Fergie almost got the boot early on and it was one of the most momentous decisions in football to keep him despite the fans screaming for his head. So Moyes will eventually come good, to a degree. What manager wouldn't given time and the resources at Utd? The sickening thing will be when he's spent enough money and hit on a formula some will be saying - told you so. No. Just means you can teach a chimp to play the piano if you spend enough time and effort. But it really is hilarious how out of his depth he is at the moment.

[AFC Leveller]

I know they gave Fungus nose time but that was almost 30 years ago and football has lost patience. He'll get until the end of the calendar year but i dont think he'll be given 4 years like Fungus. The guy has no track record, no idea what he;s doing and the players, from the outside anyway, dont look like they believe in him.

Frankly i hope he stays there for as long as possible.

[Marc Overmars]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy8LdGQt_6Y#t=65

[Niall_Quinn]

Three things about that vid.

1. That guy has a huge nose.
2. WTF with the incredibly irritating yank who keeps butting in?
3. Why does that twat in the background want everyone to see his nipples?

[Niall_Quinn]

I know they gave Fungus nose time but that was almost 30 years ago and football has lost patience. He'll get until the end of the calendar year but i dont think he'll be given 4 years like Fungus. The guy has no track record, no idea what he;s doing and the players, from the outside anyway, dont look like they believe in him.

Frankly i hope he stays there for as long as possible.

Fuck, shut up with the 30 years already. Really? 30 years. I must be an old bastard.

[Letters]

Rubbish. You're not old...

[LDG]

Rubbish. You're not old...

You are

[Letters]

I know :upset:

[Niall_Quinn]

You are

Good point, well made. Truth is, you're only as old as the pain in your knees and back.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

My Manc mate doesn't even want them to finish 6th and qualify for the Europa League. :lol:

I can't decide if I want them to qualify for the Europa.


On the one hand it may buy Moyes a bit more time. "At least we got something from the season." On the other hand, it isn't as funny.

Spurs' results after playing in the Europa have tended to be pretty bad, something like 6/7 defeats in games directly after, not least having to play mostly Sundays in the first place. Though you'd think United would cope better than Spurs. Then again... Moyes.