Barclays Premier League - Weekend Fixtures (Saturday 15 - Sunday 16 March)

[Master Splinter]

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Saturday 15 March:
Hull City Tigers v Manchester City (http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/matchday/matches/2013-2014/epl.html/hull-vs-man-city) - 12:45 http://www.arsenal.com/assets/images/tv/btsport.pnghttp://www.premierleague.com/content/dam/premierleague/shared-images/tv-radio/5live-bc.png
Everton v Cardiff (http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/matchday/matches/2013-2014/epl.html/everton-vs-cardiff) - 15:00
Fulham v Newcastle (http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/matchday/matches/2013-2014/epl.html/fulham-vs-newcastle) - 15:00
Southampton v Norwich (http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/matchday/matches/2013-2014/epl.html/southampton-vs-norwich) - 15:00
Stoke v West Ham (http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/matchday/matches/2013-2014/epl.html/stoke-vs-west-ham)- 15:00
Sunderland v Crystal Palace (http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/matchday/matches/2013-2014/epl.html/sunderland-vs-crystal-palace) - 15:00
Swansea v West Brom (http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/matchday/matches/2013-2014/epl.html/swansea-vs-west-brom) - 15:00
Aston Villa v Chelsea (http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/matchday/matches/2013-2014/epl.html/aston-villa-vs-chelsea)- 17:30 http://www.premierleague.com/content/dam/premierleague/shared-images/tv-radio/sky-sports-1-bc.png http://www.premierleague.com/content/dam/premierleague/shared-images/tv-radio/talksport-bc.png


Sunday 16 March:
Manchester United v Liverpool (http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/matchday/matches/2013-2014/epl.html/man-utd-vs-liverpool) - 13:30 http://www.premierleague.com/content/dam/premierleague/shared-images/tv-radio/sky-sports-1-bc.png http://www.premierleague.com/content/dam/premierleague/shared-images/tv-radio/talksport-bc.png
Tottenham Hotspufs v Arsenal (http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/matchday/matches/2013-2014/epl.html/spurs-vs-arsenal)- 16:00 http://www.premierleague.com/content/dam/premierleague/shared-images/tv-radio/sky-sports-1-bc.pnghttp://www.premierleague.com/content/dam/premierleague/shared-images/tv-radio/5live-bc.png


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Current Premier League table: http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/m...gue-table.html (http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/matchday/league-table.html)

[Niall_Quinn]

They actually went ahead and called themselves Hull City Tigers? I thought that was a joke?

And their web site: http://www.hullcitytigers.com/
Fuck, that's as bad as I have seen in a long, long time. That's like shit I'd design.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nice work tbf.

[Niall_Quinn]

I particularly like the abandoned spam advert dump vibe they have going on.

[Munchies]

Wow, all the images, radio info, the links, everything.

MS :bow:

Minus points on there being no image of the table though.

Just kidding, all of the top sides could drop points in these games. Hopefully United win to keep Moyes in.

[Munchies]

They actually went ahead and called themselves Hull City Tigers? I thought that was a joke?

And their web site: http://www.hullcitytigers.com/
Fuck, that's as bad as I have seen in a long, long time. That's like shit I'd design.

To be fair, Hull City is still there in the name, the tiger theme has been with their club, and they're doing it for marketing it to raise more money. It's not like they're changing kit colours, changing the tiger to a pig or something.

Don't see the issue myself.

[Niall_Quinn]

Well, let's start with use of white space and go from there.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Hopefully United win.

I cannot allow that to happen.

[Master Splinter]

Hopefully United win

:gp:

RVC :bow:.

[Master Splinter]

Hull v Man City:

Hull: McGregor, Rosenior, Elmohamady, Figueroa, Chester, Davies, Huddlestone, Meyler, Livermore, Jelavic, Long
Subs: Harper, Bruce, Koren, Fryatt, Boyd, Sagbo, Aluko

Citeh: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany, Demichelis, Clichy, Garcia, Fernandinho, Toure, Nasri, Silva, Dzeko
Subs: Pantilimon, Lescott, Navas, Milner, Kolarov, Rodwell, Negredo

Ref: Lee Mason

[GP]

Come on you Tigers

[Munchies]

Hull v Man City:

Hull: McGregor, Rosenior, Elmohamady, Figueroa, Chester, Davies, Huddlestone, Meyler, Livermore, Jelavic, Long
Subs: Harper, Bruce, Koren, Fryatt, Boyd, Sagbo, Aluko

Citeh: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany, Demichelis, Clichy, Garcia, Fernandinho, Toure, Nasri, Silva, Dzeko
Subs: Pantilimon, Lescott, Navas, Milner, Kolarov, Rodwell, Negredo

Ref: Lee Mason

:yippee:

[Master Splinter]

Kompany sent off!!!

:haha:

[Munchies]

Demechelis > Kompany

lol at the little red card icon that BT put up

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Best defender and greatest leader in the world tbf.

[Master Splinter]

I'm surprised Mason made a correct decision. And against Citeh as well.

Kompany living up to his billing again.

Or more accurately, living down to the billing he correctly gets on GW.

But he's everyone's best friend, so this incident will be glossed over next time he makes a heroic last-ditch tackle which will reconfirm his status as a brave, impregnable colossus.

[Master Splinter]

0-1, Silva. FFS.

Lovely strike tbf.

[Munchies]

ffs, they let the cunt have a free shot

[Master Splinter]

Jelavic fails to connect and misses a good chance.

Hurry up and equalise Hull you morans.

[Niall_Quinn]

Kompany sent off!!!

:haha:

Yeah but have you ever seen a better defender in your life? He's superb. If I had to pick a top 5 of all time it would be:
1. Stam
2. Pallister
3. Ferdinand
4. Vidic
5. Bruce

[Master Splinter]

Zabaleta smashes the bar with a great strike!

[Master Splinter]

Elmohamady booked for a horrible challenge on Silva. Could have been a red.

Hull have been dreadful since the sending off.

[Xhaka Can’t]

I'd rather rub sandpaper on my balls than continue listening to Owen.

[Master Splinter]

Livermore with a decent strike. Just wide.

[Master Splinter]

Hull 0-1 Man City. HT.

Hull :doh:.

[Master Splinter]

Yaya is such a scrote.

And a lazy bastard.

[Master Splinter]

Decent chance for Jelavic again. Not a good enough connection though.

[Master Splinter]

Zabaleta booked.

As a great man would say: "Run at him!"

[Master Splinter]

Shane Long is awlful. Had so much time and space to send Jelavic clear. Instead, he passes it to no-one on the left.

[Master Splinter]

Demichelis :haha:.

Great clearance.

[Master Splinter]

Boyd dives over Hart's legs.

Hart goes mental.

Hart gets booked for his reaction. :lol:

Lesson: diving is fine.

[Master Splinter]

Fernandinho scuffs a sitter. :haha:

Should be game over.

[Master Splinter]

Jelavic heads straight at Hart.

Come on Hull FFS.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Jecko makes it 2.

Hull :doh:

[Master Splinter]

Silva has been awlsome today.

Demichelis and Javi Garcia really solid too. Should be their first choice CB partnership tbh.

Hull have been beyond woeful.

[Master Splinter]

Hull 0-2 Man City. FT.

Hull :doh: :doh:.

[Injury Time]

Hull 0-2 Man City. FT.

Hull :doh: :doh:.

:ilt:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

The sign* of champions. Or something.

*Hallmark. That's the one.

[Munchies]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFAwE0q5ZIQ

Hate the cunt, but wouldn't mind him scoring a few tomorrow. Liverpool are too close to us.

[GP]

Hate the cunt

So why are you watching videos of him?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Swansea 1-0 West Brom.

Lemar.

[Master Splinter]

Everton v Cardiff:

Everton: Howard, Baines, Coleman, Deulofeu, Mirallas, Distin, McCarthy, Lukaku, Barry, Osman, Stones
Subs: Robles, McGeady, Naismith, Barkley, Garbutt, Alcaraz, Browning

Cardiff: Marshall, Caulker (C), Medel, Campbell, Kim, Noone, Mutch, Cala, Theophile-Catherine, Fabio, John
Subs: Lewis; Whittingham, Jones, Gunnarsson, Cowie, Dæhli, Zaha

Ref: Roger East

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Fulham v Newcastle:

Fulham: Stockdale; Heitinga, Hangeland, Amorebieta, Richardson; Kasami, Kvist, Sidwell, Kačaniklić; Holtby; Woodrow
Subs: Stekelenburg, Riise, Rodallega, Dejagah, Roberts, Riether, Burn

Newcastle: Krul; Yanga-Mbiwa, Coloccini, Williamson, Dummett; Sissoko, Anita, Tiote, Gouffran; de Jong; Cisse
Subs: Alnwick, Haidara, S.Taylor, Marveaux, Gosling, Armstrong, Shola Ameobi

Ref: Howard Webb

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Southampton v Norwich:

Southampton: Boruc, Clyne, Fonte, Lovren, Shaw, Schneiderlin, S. Davis, Ward-Prowse, Lallana, Ramírez, Rodriguez
Subs: Gazzaniga, Yoshida, Lambert, Guly, Chambers, Hooiveld, Gallagher

Norwich: Ruddy; Whittaker, Yobo, R Bennett, Olsson; Tettey, Johnson, Howson; Snodgrass, Pilkington, Hooper
Subs: Bunn, Martin, Bassong, van Wolfswinkel, Hoolahan, Elmander, Redmond

Ref: Kevin Friend

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Stoke v West Ham:

Stoke: Begovic; Cameron, Shawcross, Wilson, Pieters; Odemwingie, Nzonzi, Ireland, Whelan, Arnautovic; Crouch
Subs: Sorensen, Muniesa, Palacios, Guidetti, Etherington, Wilkinson, Shotton

West Ham: Adrian, Reid, McCartney, Nolan, Tomkins, Carroll, Noble, Demel, Diame, Downing, Nocerino
Subs: Jarvis, Armero, Taylor, Collins, Jaaskelainen, C.Cole, J.Cole

Ref: Craig Pawson

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Sunderland v Crystal Palace:

Sunderland: Mannone, Bardsley, Alonso, O'Shea (c), Brown, Bridcutt, Ki, Larsson, Johnson, Borini, Fletcher
Subs: Gardner, Colback, Altidore, Vergini, Scocco, Cattermole, Ustari

Palace: Speroni, Mariappa, Dann, Delaney, Ward, Bolasie, Digkacoi, Jedinak, Ledley, Ince, Murray
Subs: Hennessey, McCarthy, Guedioura, Puncheon, Thomas, Gayle, Jerome

Ref: Neil Swarbrick

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Swansea v West Brom:

Swansea: Vorm, Rangel, Amat, Williams, Davies, Britton, Canas, de Guzman, Routledge, Lamah, Bony
Subs: Tremmel, Tiendalli, Taylor, Hernandez, Emnes, Michu, Lita

West Brom: Foster, Dawson, McAuley, Olsson, Reid, Morrison, Mulumbu, Dorrans, Ridgewell, Sessegnon, Anichebe
Subs: Myhill, O’Neil, Vydra, Gera, Berahino, Sinclair, Thievy

Ref: Martin Atkinson

[Master Splinter]

So why are you watching videos of him?

Classic Charlie Munchies.

[Munchies]

I saw that vid on twitter just now , it's not a bad highlight tbf :getcoat:

[Niall_Quinn]

What an awful ref Mason is. Results are completely randomised when that useless bastard is on the pitch. To be fair to shitty, Kompany should never have gone. If the rough and tumble by Long to get the ball off him wasn't a foul then how can the other half of the 50/50 be a foul? Fucking stupid.

Don't know who that greasy bloke playing up front for Hull is, but what a scumbag cheat. He's easily 5% as bad as Robben and I'm not exaggerating. Horrible stuff. Hart should have been sent off, or else stop fucking sending other players off for "harmless tussles".

Lucky Kompany went or that shite Hull outfit would have been done by double figures. Crap team. Thought that when we played them, easiest game of the season. Why are they in the top flight at all? Tigers? LOL.

[Munchies]

Is Kompany missing our game ?

Straight red = 3 ?

[Master Splinter]

Stoke 0-1 West Ham, Carroll.

Big Andy :bow:.

Southampton 1-0 Norwich, Schneiderlin.

[Master Splinter]

Is Kompany missing our game ?

Straight red = 3 ?

He misses one game, against Fulham.

Three games is for violent conduct.

[Niall_Quinn]

Big Andy

SneakyStupid £30mill bid in the summer?

[Munchies]

He misses one game, against Fulham.

Three games is for violent conduct.

Oh, oh well then. He's a bit shit lately, Demechelis is often the scapegoat whenever they concede

[Niall_Quinn]

Aguero misses our game though. Unless he recovers ahead of schedule. Which he will. Unless we sign him before then. Which we can't.

[Niall_Quinn]

Oh, oh well then. He's a bit shit lately, Demechelis is often the scapegoat whenever they concede

Tbf he's also shit.

[Master Splinter]

Stoke equalised through Odemwingie. 1-1 there.

[Master Splinter]

Swansea 1-1 West Brom, Sessegnon. He lives.

Southampton 2-0 Norwich, Lambert.

Everton 1-0 Cardiff, Deulofeu.

[Master Splinter]

Fulham 1-0 Newcastle, Dejagah.

Stoke 2-1 West Ham, Arnautovic.

[Master Splinter]

Everton 1-1 Cardiff, Cala.

Southampton 2-0 Norwich, Rodriguez.

Norwich :wave:.

[Munchies]

As Maccy would say, Mick Jagger !

[Master Splinter]

Crooks is against technology because it makes the correct decision in not allowing a goal.

This imbecile has to be sectioned.

[Master Splinter]

Stoke 3-1 West Ham, Odemwingie.

Fat Sam :doh:.

[Master Splinter]

Southampton 3-1 Norwich, Elmander.

[Master Splinter]

Southampton 3-2 Norwich, Snodgrass! :wacko:

[Master Splinter]

Swansea 1-2 West Brom, Mulumbu.

Swansea :doh:.

[Master Splinter]

Everton 2-1 Cardiff, Coleman!

Cardiff :wave:.

Southampton 4-2 Norwich, Gallagher.

[Master Splinter]

Full time scores:

Hull 0-2 Man City.
Everton 2-1 Cardiff.
Fulham 1-0 Newcastle. Pardew :lol:.
Southampton 4-2 Norwich.
Stoke 3-1 West Ham.
Sunderland 0-0 Crystal Palace.
Swansea 1-2 West Brom. Mel :bow:.

[Master Splinter]

Aston Villa v Chelsea:

Villa: Guzan, Bacuna, Vlaar, Baker, Bennett, Westwood, Delph, El Ahmadi, Weimann, Benteke, Agbonlahor
Subs: Steer, Sylla, Holt, Clark, Albrighton, Lowton, Robinson

Chelsea: Cech; Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Azpilicueta; Ramires, Matic; Willian, Oscar, Hazard; Torres
Subs: Schwarzer, Kalas, Mikel, Lampard, Schurrle, Salah, Ba

Ref: Chris Foy.

[GP]

Come on Villa!

[Rors]

Let's do this. :scarf:

[GP]

Let's do this. :scarf:

You better

[Master Splinter]

Hazard v Bacuna.

Only one winner.

Bacuna :bow:.

[Rors]

Fitful stuff so far. Even worse via Talksport....

[Master Splinter]

Villa holding their own so far. Final ball missing.

It will probably be one of those games where Chelsea capitalise on one mistake and then cruise to victory. Don't do a Spuds, Villa.

[Master Splinter]

Excellent effort with a scissor-kick volley from Benteke.

Bacuna just shat on Hazard previous to that :bow:.

[Master Splinter]

Chelsea pub team goal supreme rule out.

[Munchies]

phew !

[GP]

Benteke is shit

[Master Splinter]

Villa 0-0 Chelsea. HT.

Villa doing a decent job of saving football so far.

Lampard deflected scuffer/Ramires dive/Big Man moment coming up. :sick:

[Master Splinter]

Chaos in the Villa box, but Guzan saves and Villa survive.

[Master Splinter]

Benteke just wide!

So close.

[Master Splinter]

Torres hauled off.

Ba on.

[fakeyank]

Red card Willian!!

[Master Splinter]

Willian sent off!

Second yellow.

:haha:

[Munchies]

LOL AT MAURENN!!!

[fakeyank]

Hope Villa dont do a Hull City Tigers :pray:

[Master Splinter]

LOL AT MAURENN!!!

Maurenn :bow:.

[fakeyank]

DELPH!!!!!!!

[GP]

GET IN!

[Master Splinter]

DELPH!!!!!!!!!

[Rors]

Holy ghost!! :scarf:!

[Munchies]

YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Master Splinter]

I was going to post about how good Delph has been today as well. Thank fuck I didn't Maccy it up.

Sublime finish from Delphinho :bow:.

Albrighton assist :bow:.

[Master Splinter]

Even Bacuna has looked good today. What's going on?!

[Master Splinter]

Cech saves from Benteke!

[fakeyank]

Benteke is a MUST get. Man's a beast!

[Master Splinter]

Delph hits the bar!

[fakeyank]

RAMIRES :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Ramires sent off!!

:haha:

[Munchies]

LOL

RAMIRES FUCKIN CUNT

FUCK OFF MAURENIO

[fakeyank]

Mou off too! :haha:

[GP]

Mourinho is a dickhead.

Where has the myth that he's entertaining come from?

[Master Splinter]

Someone finally sent that scrote off.

It seems it is in fact Sir Chris that is saving football today.

[Rors]

Never in doubt :D:D

[Master Splinter]

Villa 1-0 Chelsea. Full time!!

Chelsea :haha:.

Mourinho :haha:.

Willian :haha:.

Ramires :haha:.

Delph :bow:.

Sir Chris Foy :bow:.

Football :bow:.

[Özim]

I heard there was milk shortage today.

[Munchies]

http://voltronranger.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/master-splinter.jpg


MS :bow:

[fakeyank]

Ramires, Willian and Mou miss our match!

[Özim]

Great result for Villa, poor result for Chelsea, lack of decent strikers for them.

Ball back in Man City's court.

[Munchies]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BiypyRkIAAAbm5s.jpg

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

That was a disgusting tackle from Ramires. Knew exactly what he was doing.

Mourinho is a dick. Simply can't fathom how a rival fan could admire or even like him. Just a monumental fucknuckle.

Villa :bow:

[Master Splinter]

Chelsea couldn't handle the pressure City put on them.

Mourinho's mind games coming to the fore again :bow:.

Rors :bow:.

Prince William :bow:.

David Cameron :bow:.

Tim Lovejoy :haha:.

Pat Nevin :haha:.

Ray Wilkins :haha:.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

The empire is collapsing.

Liverpool for the league it is!

[Marc Overmars]

Great result!

Come on Arsenal, time to haul yourselves back into contention.

[Injury Time]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BiypyRkIAAAbm5s.jpg

Outrageous #8 getting in the way of that stamp :sulk:

[Letters]

Mourinho :bow:

What a genius, more brilliant mind games. Good thing his sides never bottle it.

[Ernesto]

Woop woop!

This is purely without doing the math, but are we now in a position that should we win every game, we're champions?

[Injury Time]

Great result!

Come on Arsenal, time to haul yourselves back into contention.
2nd is back on! (?) :unsure:

[GP]

Mourinho :bow:

What a genius, more brilliant mind games. Good thing his sides never bottle it.

Mourinho was on his way to the bottle bank...

[Master Splinter]

Ramires would be banned all season if other refs did their job properly.

He's possibly overtaken Essien in the disgusting tackle stakes.

At least he can't maim one of our players next week.

[Munchies]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BiyrjAUIYAAdfHL.jpg

Another angle

[Master Splinter]

Come on Arsenal, time to haul yourselves back into contention.

Never out of it tbh.

If Dids can Dids Chelsea in midweek and we can beat them next Saturday, it would be a stunning week.

Fucking love Dids me.

[Master Splinter]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BiyrjAUIYAAdfHL.jpg

Another angle

He really is a nasty piece of shit.

Just like his manager.

Should be at least 8 games for stuff like that.

[fakeyank]

Woop woop!

This is purely without doing the math, but are we now in a position that should we win every game, we're champions?

In the very unlikely scenario that we win against city, chelsea, spurs and Everton in consecutive weeks, city wud still be 1 point ahead of us, assuming they win all their games bar the game against us.

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[Munchies]

Maureen's interview :haha:

[GP]

Mourinho :bow:

He's just sooooo entertaining.

[GP]

'I prefer not to speak'

First time for everything.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Well that's not very entertaining, is it.

[Özim]

Shocking tackle by Ramirez, probably deserves a longer ban than 3 games, Willian should have never got a second yellow though, not even sure that was a foul.

[Özim]

Ref was right to disallow Chelsea goal.

[GP]

Jamie looks more and more like 'Arry every day.

[Maestro]

Finally Ramires and Moaning Maureen get punished for what they are, anti-football cuntish thugs!

Football won today and I for one am very happy, hope the rest of you are!

Settling in for a very "entertaining" bottle of brandy...... MOTD on the horizon :-)

[Munchies]

Randomly watching the MLS game, weird seeing Henry and Wright's son upfront together :lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Finally Ramires and Moaning Maureen get punished for what they are, anti-football cuntish thugs!

Football won today and I for one am very happy, hope the rest of you are!

Settling in for a very "entertaining" bottle of brandy...... MOTD on the horizon :-)
:gp:

Maccy needs to sod off more often.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Willian's second yellow was farcical. Which makes it all even better!

[Xhaka Can’t]

That was a disgusting tackle from Ramires. Knew exactly what he was doing.

Mourinho is a dick. Simply can't fathom how a rival fan could admire or even like him. Just a monumental fucknuckle.

Villa :bow:

Fucknuckle :lol:

[Ollie the Optimist]

its only taken until march for Ramies to finally be sent off for being a disgusting little scrote. he is just like charlie adam in the sense that they are the type of players who mean to hurt their opponents.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ramires sent off.

I will not speak about this. I say nothing. I do not want to speak. If I speak I will bring my pants into disrepute.

[Munchies]

Willian deserved his second yellow.

The villa player was getting away, and he stopped his run when he was already on a yellow.

Good decision and about time.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I don't know about everyone else, but I am shitting bricks.

[Injury Time]

I don't know about everyone else, but I am shitting bricks.

Try http://http://www.ocado.com/product/42594011?name=DulcoEase_Stool_Softener&source=PLA&gclid=CIm4z9eJl70CFdShtAodOQEAUQ

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mourinho. :haha:

Chelsea. :haha:

Willian. :haha:

Ramires. :haha:

Still haven't watched MotD yet but I definitely will. :whistle:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Merse and Souness pitchside.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Arsenal. :lol:

Worst team in the league.

[Munchies]

Man Utd XI: De Gea; Rafael, Jones, Vidic, Evra; Mata, Fellaini, Carrick, Januzaj; Rooney, van Persie


Subs: Lindegaard, Ferdinand, Cleverley, Kagawa, Valencia, Young, Welbeck


Liverpool XI: Mignolet, Johnson, Skrtel, Agger, Flanagan, Gerrard, Allen, Henderson, Sterling, Suarez, Sturridge


Subs: Jones, Sakho, Cissokho, Lucas, Coutinho, Moses, Aspas

[Munchies]

Arsenal. :lol:

Worst team in the league.

Maccy back :bow:

MS deserves a promotion too, great job from him

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I'm not in charge of that tbf.

I'm away again next weekend. :lol:

[Özim]

I wonder whether Carragher thinks Inbigarini's will play a part in today's game.

[Munchies]

I'm not in charge of that tbf.

I'm away again next weekend. :lol:

:wave:

Hopefully we can end Maureen's record then !

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It's nearly time for Liverpool to make sure Moyes stays in a job. It's what all football fans want.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

My obligatory pre-big-match pessimism: I'm not confident of winning this one.

Eek.

[Munchies]

Suarez handshake ? :popcorn:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

You know if it wasn't for the commentator I wouldn't know this was LIVE!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

AND IT'S LIVE!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good chance for Sturridge. Thought it had hit the bar. It didn't.

[Munchies]

Awful shot

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shit your pants time with Suarez running in to the box. Bit clumsy from Fellani, Suarez stays up. :bow:

[Globalgunner]

Fellaini attempts to give a penalty away. Twice

[McNamara That Ghost...]

RVP stumbles at the vital moment for the cutback.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sterling's running power. :blink:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Flanagan avoids a booking for being a cynical scrote.

[Globalgunner]

Sterling's running power. :blink:

Sterling to show Fellaini and Co how to boss midfield

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Neville baffled by Welbz's exclusion.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sterling to show Fellaini and Co how to boss midfield

Diaby could show Fellaini how to boss a midfield and he is very dead.

[Munchies]

Fellaini is one of the worst players I've seen, he does nothing.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Two efforts blocked from Allen on RVP.

[GP]

Fellaini was a terrible signing. What does he even do?

[GP]

:lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sturridge. :haha:

Just needed a simple pass and completely scuffed the greed shot on goal.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wazza bulldozer. :bow:

[Globalgunner]

Fellaini is one of the worst players I've seen, he does nothing.

He blocks out the sun with his big hair and allows other players to operate in the shade

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Flanagan booked.

Now Rafael booked, ridiculous challenge. Taken Stevie Me out in the process.

[Globalgunner]

Welbz, Cleverley and Young. England talent pool.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty to Liverpool, Rafael handball. :doh:

[Munchies]

PEN???

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd 0-1 Liverpool, Stevie Me.

Moyes. :wave:

[Munchies]

FUCK SAKE

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fellaini and Sterling taken out by Gerrard. :lol:

[Globalgunner]

Rafael handles it. Seems to have forgotten that Fergie is no longer running English football.

Time for some Phil Jones ugly faces

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stevie Me booked. :lol:

Only two away from a two game ban.

[Marc Overmars]

Come on United you fucks.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Skrtel blocks RVP's seemingly out the stadium bound effort.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

It shows you how bad they are that I've resorted to cheering for Man Utd. Come on you useless sack of shits, get an equaliser.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Every single game he tries that. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mignolet saves from Wazza, then Skrtel blocks him!

[Munchies]

ROONEY!

Oh..

[McNamara That Ghost...]

RVP outskilled by Skrtel. :rose:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Moyes seems to come from the school of thought where just putting out top quality players without giving them a clear direction on how to play is enough to win matches. Tactically inept.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Januzaj. :haha:

What a mug.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd 0-1 Liverpool, HT.

Our glorious defending Champions.

[Master Splinter]

RVC has regressed beyond recognition. Could have been the next Bergkamp. Will instead be remembered as a slightly more prolific Ricky van Wolfswinkel.

When will we see the hatchet job on Mata? He's as big a flop as Screech so far.

[Globalgunner]

Rafael should have had a 2nd yellow for the handball. But since it's United. The ref gives them a bye. Glad they did t send him off but it's double standard refereeing

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I actually think a second yellow would have been quite harsh.

But I do think someone is getting sent off today. Probably Gerrard.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

RVC has regressed beyond recognition. Could have been the next Bergkamp. Will instead be remembered as a slightly more prolific Ricky van Wolfswinkel.

When will we see the hatchet job on Mata? He's as big a flop as Screech so far.

Hate to say it but looks like Mourinho was right.


If Utd weren't in complete shambles with many more pressing areas to focus on I'm sure the gutter press would be all over it like they have been for Ozil.

[Niall_Quinn]

I actually think a second yellow would have been quite harsh.

But I do think someone is getting sent off today. Probably Gerrard.

He doesn't get sent of in any of the other games he plays so why would it be different today?

[Munchies]

RVC has regressed beyond recognition. Could have been the next Bergkamp. Will instead be remembered as a slightly more prolific Ricky van Wolfswinkel.

When will we see the hatchet job on Mata? He's as big a flop as Screech so far.

Winning the fa cup (had he stayed and we win it this year) , being remembered as a legend, adored by all the fans > One league medal, everyone forgets about you one day after you leave

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Man Utd you idiots.

[Globalgunner]

They say no one player can make a team but the only player that can save United and Moyes is Cristiano. United will offer Madrid 100 and pay CR7 400000 pw. Only solution. It could be possible if, as I hope ,Madrid win the CL this season

Micheal Owen would make a few billion if he made an audio tape and marketed it as a sleeping pill

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Another pelanty to Liverpool. Jones, dear god.

[Munchies]

LOL

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd 0-2 Liverpool, Stevie Me with his second.

[Niall_Quinn]

If we're giving pens for that then I expect 20 pens a game. Ludicrous. The refs and the divers are driving this whole season.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Jesus, Man Utd are a horror show.

Liverpool are actually going to win the league. Fucking hell, we won't here the end of this if they pull it off.

[Master Splinter]

United's performance so far: http://s30.postimg.org/fnoxmmzst/Jones_Face.png.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

3rd Place :rose:

[Munchies]

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Kevin-Garnett-Reaction-at-2013-Dunk-Contest.gif

[Marc Overmars]

Fuck this shit.

[Niall_Quinn]

How did Fergie walk the league with a team inferior to the one Moyes has now?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Johnson handball, nothing given. :lol:

[Munchies]

Wait for all the Moyes pics now..

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bi2xeeZIEAAkd--.jpg

[Master Splinter]

If this situation doesn't stir the players and the crowd into action, then nothing will.

It's as if everything United were about was sucked out of the place as soon as Moyes walked in.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Wait for all the Moyes pics now..

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bi2xeeZIEAAkd--.jpg

"Where will you be when diarrhoea hits?"

[Globalgunner]

And we still couldn't beat this shower of shit, that have since been smacked down by the likes of Olympiakos. Boo Arsenal

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Januzaj is a bit shit.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Skrtel booked. Run at him!

[Master Splinter]

The silver lining is that Wazza is going to go mental.

But probably escape with a finger wag.

[Niall_Quinn]

How is that not a FK? Outside the box so no pen, but if the pool one is given then why the sudden rule change?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Agger has a shiner!

[Niall_Quinn]

Moyes has really lost the refs hasn't he? Utd's biggest asset up in smoke.

[Özim]

I actually think a second yellow would have been quite harsh.

But I do think someone is getting sent off today. Probably Gerrard.

Deliberate handball (won't see more deliberate than that) should be a yellow, he should have been off IMO.

[Globalgunner]

Agger looking groggy . Time for Toure.?

[Munchies]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bi2zbGTIgAMOsB2.jpg

[Özim]

Liverpool getting some great results recently, admittedly Man U are dogshite, they're really in the title hunt.

I agree with TEG, won't hear the end of it if they win it, they've been wanting to get back to the big time for almost 25 years now and if they do expect them to invest to stay there.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Deliberate handball (won't see more deliberate than that) should be a yellow, he should have been off IMO.

This. Rafael should have been off.



He's a bit shit tbh. That best right back in the world tag from Redcafe must be getting to him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Suarez. :haha:

[Özim]

Suarez :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Make a change Moyes FFS.

[Niall_Quinn]

Carrick :haha:

[Globalgunner]

Deliberate handball (won't see more deliberate than that) should be a yellow, he should have been off IMO.

CIB is only saying that cos the are winning. If it had been 0.0 he would be apoplectic

[Munchies]

de de de de de Aaron Ramsey :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wazza needs to sort his life out too.

[Niall_Quinn]

Wazza needs to sort his life out too.

300K a week sounds pretty sorted to me. I'd have my feet up too if I'd have landed that.

[Master Splinter]

Sterling is stupidly fast.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Liverpool getting some great results recently, admittedly Man U are dogshite, they're really in the title hunt.

I agree with TEG, won't hear the end of it if they win it, they've been wanting to get back to the big time for almost 25 years now and if they do expect them to invest to stay there.

Granted they haven't had to worry about Europe like the rest of us, but unlike the Chavs and the Gypos it'd be a proper well earned win for them. I haven't been alive to see any of Liverpool's past title wins but I guess this would feature near the top. Massive underdogs.

I said it before but we really need the vultures to swoop in this summer to dismantle them otherwise they're going to be even more dangerous next season.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

CIB is only saying that cos the are winning. If it had been 0.0 he would be apoplectic
:lol:

Pretty much.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Danny Welbeck getting ready.

He's definitely going to make a difference.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Send him off!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fellaini. :haha:

How can you not hit a low strike from there?

[Niall_Quinn]

Fellaini, oh deary deary me.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Fellani :haha::haha:

28 million :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

RVP. :lol:

I remember when he used to score against Liverpool.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fellani :haha::haha:

28 million :haha:

Sick isn't it? All that money for a pub leaguer.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a turn from Suarez.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Sick isn't it? All that money for a pub leaguer.

Harsh on pub team football tbh.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Vidic booked, Rafael very lucky. Again.

[Niall_Quinn]

What's happened to the utd plastics in the stand? Being ole'd on their own patch?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sterling off, Coutinho on.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

FFS is Rafael Clattenberg's long lost brother or sumfin? That was another yellow.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Even WUMger makes a sub by now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stevie Me shot, deflects wide.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gerrard. :lol:

Here comes Welbz and Clevz. :bow:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Might as well make it a rout then.


Actually scratch that, may mean that Moyes actually gets sacked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

RVP. :haha:

Lost all sense of his anticipating movements.

Fellaini hauled off for Cleverley.

Januzaj off, Welbeck on. Neville has only been clamouring for that change since about the first minute.