Weekend + Midweek Fixtures (22/23/25/26 March)

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Saturday 22nd March 2014

Chelsea 6-0 Arsenal 12:45 http://www.arsenal.com/assets/images/tv/btsport.png Match Thread. Match Reaction.
Cardiff City 3-6 Liverpool 15:00
Everton 3-2 Swansea City 15:00
Hull City 2-0 West Bromwich Albion 15:00
Manchester City 5-0 Fulham 15:00
Newcastle United 1-0 Crystal Palace 15:00
Norwich City 2-0 Sunderland 15:00
West Ham United 0-2 Manchester United 17:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

Sunday 23rd March 2014

Tottenham Hotspur 3-2 Southampton 13:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif
Aston Villa 1-4 Stoke City 16:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

Tuesday 25th March 2014

Arsenal v Swansea 19:45
Manchester United v Manchester City 19:45 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif
Newcastle United v Everton 19:45

Wednesday 26th March 2014

West Ham United v Hull City 19:45
Liverpool v Sunderland 20:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif


Current Table:
http://i.imgur.com/9ZFL6QE.png

[Marc Overmars]

Wow.

Time for Old Man Maccy to pass the torch on to one of his apprentices tbf.

[Heisenberg]

Maccy :haha:

Coutinho Is Boss :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

CIB. :bow:

Me. :lol:

Time to put me out to pasture. Or I'll come up with something special next Thursday.

[GP]

Maccy :lol:

Awful Maccy

[Munchies]

The layout, the aligning, the links and that line break :bow:

CiB :bow:

[Munchies]

Hopefully United win too.

Random Moyes gif:
http://giant.gfycat.com/NastyJampackedEasternnewt.gif

:haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Decent enough effort, but the links to the various TV sites could have been clickable with my account details pre-filled and the pizza and beer order placed. But not a bad effort. Shows potential.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Leonardo and Russell Brand will be on MotD on Saturday :blink:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

If it makes you feel any better, 1-0 Cardiff.

[Munchies]

:lol:

Still think you'll win this

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

We've started in the same way you guys did.

I'm half expecting Sturridge to be sent off for a Johnson foul.

[Xhaka Can’t]

If it makes you feel any better, 1-0 Cardiff.

I'd rather you win the League than the other two options - by a country mile.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I'd rather you win the League than the other two options - by a country mile.

In that we're Italy to Nazi Germany and Impe... 1-1. It was a shit analogy anyway.

[Munchies]

I'd rather you win the League than the other two options - by a country mile.

My feelings exactly.

1- Liverpool
2- City
3- Tottenham :haha: Anyone but Maureen the cunt

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Thundercunts.

[Munchies]

2-1 :lol:

[Master Splinter]

The Cardiff v Liverpool game is a good cleanser so far. Awful defending, great fun. Cardiff playing really well.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

2-2 Skrtel.

What was Marshall doing? :lol:

[Munchies]

Cardiff are shit.

Liverpool will win this.

[Master Splinter]

Half time scores:

Cardiff 2-2 Liverpool (Mutch, DREAM GOAL/Suares, Skrtel)
Everton 1-1 Swansea (Baines pel/Bony)
Hull 2-0 West Brom (Rosenoir, Long)
Man City 1-0 Fulham (Yaya pel)
Newcastle 0-0 Palace
Norwich 2-0 Sunderland (Snodgrass, Tettey)

[Master Splinter]

Tettey's goal:

http://giant.gfycat.com/HopefulImpracticalGarpike.gif

:blink:

[Master Splinter]

Skrtel makes it 2-3! He's gone mental.

Cardiff only had 9 on the pitch though.

[Master Splinter]

Everton 2-1 Swansea, Lukaku.

Citeh 2-0 Fulham, Yaya with another pel. Amorebieta sent off.

[Master Splinter]

Everton 3-1 Swansea, Barkley.

[Master Splinter]

Cardiff 2-4 Liverpool, Suarez.

Strikers :cloud9:.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Damned fine goal.

We need a few more though.

[Master Splinter]

Citeh 3-0 Fulham, Yaya hat-trick.

Reliable scorers :cloud9:.

[Master Splinter]

Why would someone buy Kenwyne Jones?

And yes, we know he's better than Giroud, Munchies.

[Xhaka Can’t]

What a super fantastic weekend.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Why would someone buy Kenwyne Jones?

And yes, we know he's better than Giroud, Munchies.
He's got all the attributes to be a top, top striker.

He's big, he's powerful and he's got pace.

There are question marks over his attitude but he gives you something different. On his day he's absolutely unplayable.

[Master Splinter]

Cardiff 2-5 Liverpool, Sturridge.

So quick. And so easy. And clinical, tbf.

[Master Splinter]

On his day


:bow:

[Munchies]

Liverpool are favourites for the title.

Chelsea and City both have to play at Anfield too.

Suarez and Sturridge are lethal. Defence is shaky, but having an attack like that can bail you out.

[Master Splinter]

Citeh 4-0 Fulham, Fernandinho.

Cardiff 3-5 Liverpool, Mutch.

[Master Splinter]

Citeh 5-0 Fulham, Demichelis :bow:.

[JonasTC]

Anybody know if this round has the most goals scored ever??

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

That was just ludicrous.

[Master Splinter]

Everton 3-2 Swansea, Williams.

Newcastle 1-0 Palace, Cisse!! :faint:

Cardiff 3-6 Liverpool, Suarez hat-trick. It's just devastating when Suarez is up there alone with a defender. He always comes out on top. Positivity is paying off for Liverpool though.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

And there is Sky Sports' new promo for the next 5 years.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

1-0 Southampton, Rodriguez.

Spurs XI: Lloris; Naughton, Kaboul, Vertonghen, Rose; Lennon, Bentaleb, Chadli, Dembele, Eriksen; Soldado

Saints XI: Boruc, Clyne, Fonte, Lovren, Shaw, Cork, Ward-Prowse, S. Davis, Lallana, Rodriguez, Lambert.

BBC couldn't be bothered doing the subs.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

2-0! Lallana :lol:

Spurs are getting torn apart. Their full backs are hilarious.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

2-1 Eriksen :wacko:

Awful defending all round.

[Niall_Quinn]

You aren't as much fun to have around now we can't laugh at your team. We need a spud on here so the merriment can be restored. But Letters banned him.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Sorry.

2-2 Eriksen.

[Niall_Quinn]

Told you - no fun at all.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Sorry.

3-2 Sigurdsson.

[Munchies]

fuck sake

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

FT.

Aston Villa: Guzan, Bacuna, Vlaar, Baker, Bertrand, El Ahmadi, Westwood, Delph, Weimann, Benteke, Agbonlahor. Subs: Bennett, Clark, Albrighton, Steer, Sylla, Holt, Robinson.

Stoke: Begovic, Cameron, Shawcross, Wilson, Pieters, Whelan, Odemwingie, Nzonzi, Palacios, Arnautovic, Crouch. Subs: Muniesa, Shea, Guidetti, Wilkinson, Sorensen, Shotton, Ward.

Referee: Mark Clattenburg (Tyne & Wear)

Sadly I'm not like Maccy, so I'm sure as hell not watching this one.

[Letters]

Sorry.

3-2 Sigurdsson.
You're the worst Maccy ever <_<

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I'm the Arsenal Suzuki Swift of Maccys.

[Letters]

:lol:

Swift by name...

[Niall_Quinn]

Seriously though - your car is shit.

[Letters]

I'm sure your dad could beat my dad up too.

[Niall_Quinn]

I'm sure your dad could beat my dad up too.

And obviously when it comes to dicks - well we all know who's biggest.

[Letters]

Yes, it's definitely you...

[Niall_Quinn]

Didn't even put up a fight, victory is mine!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa 1-4 Stoke.

Good call CIB.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I did watch the first half tbf.

Villa were crap. Stoke were a bit less crap.

[Marc Overmars]

He's even edited in the results. Incredible effort.

Just a shame the thread is for such a disgusting weekend of football.

[Injury Time]

He's even edited in the results. Incredible effort.

Just a shame the thread is for such a disgusting weekend of football.
Burn him, then ban him tbh :coffee:

[Özim]

Why doesn't Pochettino learn English?

[Munchies]

Moyes :pray:

[Munchies]

Scholes in studio

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Come on United! :sick:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

AND IT'S LIVE!

Manchester United: De Gea; Rafael, Ferdinand, Jones, Evra; Carrick, Cleverley, Fellaini; Mata, Welbeck, Rooney.

Man City: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany, Demichelis, Clichy, Yaya Toure, Fernandinho, Nasri, Silva, Navas, Dzeko.

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Newcastle: Krul; Yanga-Mbiwa, Williamson, Coloccini, Dummett; Sissoko, Anita, Tiote, Gouffran; de Jong, Cisse

Everton: Howard, Baines, Distin, Stones, Coleman, Barry, McCarthy, Deulofeu, Barkley, Osman, Lukaku.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I'll be the designated Derby watcher then.

Dzeko 1-0 already.

Jesus Christ.

[Rors]

Oh dear :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I have it on TV too tbf.

What a pass from Kompany to Nasri, before he hit the post and then Dzeko tapped it in.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kompany. :lol:

Scrote.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Welbz absolutely clatters Zabaleta, both down injured.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcodes 0-1 Everton, Barkley.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fellaini booked. Disgusting.

[Globalgunner]

Our beloved 4th place trophy being pinched from under our noses.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wazza and Mata. :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

As calamitous as United have been in defence, City don't exactly look rock solid either.

[Xhaka Can’t]

We need Everton to get beat tonight or this could be curtains for us.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcodes 0-2 Everton, Lukaku.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kompany heads over.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd 0-2 Man City, Dzeko with his second.

Moyes. :lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Utterly useless bastarding twats.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rafael. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Welbz hauled off, Hernandez on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd fans loud again, probably because they don't have anything else left anymore.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcodes 0-3 Everton, Osman. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd 0-3 Man City, Yaya.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

And I hate sayin that!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fuck football.

[Marc Overmars]

United. :lol:

Sign of the times really that this result isn't much of an eyebrow raiser or talking point.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fuck football.

And the little horse it rode in on.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Fuck football.

Only we can save it now!



:unsure:

[Marc Overmars]

Would rather Liverpool than the moneybags.

Although saying that, anything they do we can deem to be null and void, however if Liverpool do it it would be a genuine achievement.

So yeah, fuck football.

[AFC Leveller]

The way City started the game was frightning and very very confident. I immediatly thought "shit, we'll get spanked on Saturday".

[Munchies]

Part of me wanted Liverpool to win the league, but I like the fact that I can use the 'how long has it been since you won it' line whenever the few LFC fans I know get over the top.

City to win it I guess, don't really care. :coffee: As long as it's not Maureen.

Hope Sunderland can get something tonight

[Munchies]

Liverpool: Mignolet, Flanagan, Johnson, Skrtel, Agger, Gerrard, Allen, Henderson, Coutinho, Suarez, Sturridge. Subs: Jones, Sterling, Aspas, Sakho, Lucas, Cissokho, Moses.

Sunderland: Mannone, Bardsley, Dossena, Brown, O’Shea (c), Vergini, Cattermole, Bridcutt, Giaccherini, Altidore, Wickham. Subs: Ki, Larsson, Johnson, Colback, Roberge, Scocco, Ustari.


Will be checking over this (as long as it's either a draw), and watching if Sunderland take the unlikely lead.

Come on sunderland :pray:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

West Ham: Adrian, McCartney, Nolan, Tomkins, Carroll, Taylor, Noble, Collins, Demel, Diame, Downing.

Hull: McGregor, Figueroa, Bruce, Chester, Davies, Meyler, Huddlestone, Livermore, Jelavic, Long, Elmohamady.

BBC. :lol:

Nolan in defence indeed.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nolan booked.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Sturridge up to his horrible cheating ways already.

Freekick to the victims in a dangerous area.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

McGregor sent off for Hull. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

And from that 'Ammers 1-0 Hull, Noble pelanty.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Ffs.

Liverpool 1-0 Sunderland, Stevie Me.

Good freekick.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

'Ammers 2-1 Hull, Jelavic with the equaliser, then a Chester OG. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 2-0 Sunderland, Sturridge.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Liverpool 2-1 Sunderland, Ki.

[Master Splinter]

Ki.

Bit of a Must Get tbh.

The Chinese Xavi.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a chance! Altidore is pathetic.

[GP]

Altidore is actually quite shit.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

O'shea. :doh:

Free header inside the 6 yard box to level it and he fucks it up.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Three minutes added on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 2-1 Sunderland, FT.

Football. :lol:

Bye.

[Ernesto]

Rather ironic how YNWA is an anagram for yawn

[GP]

Do liverpool fans even know that song has more than one verse?

[Munchies]

FFS, come on City, win this fucking league.

Don't want Liverpool to win it anymore.

Put 10 past us if you have to :coffee: , it'd be funny seeing Wenger call it an accident again.

[GP]

There is truly something wrong with you.

[Master Splinter]

Is Munchies a fakeyank tribute act?

[Munchies]

I was kidding about the 10-0 , I don't see us having any chance of winning the game, but I do want them to win it now :coffee:

Chelsea- cunts
Liverpool- their fans will go mad. (the few that I know, won't stop going on about it)
City - Who cares.

[Niall_Quinn]

Liverpool winning it is incalculably preferable to the gypos buying it. It will also piss Utd off massively so a double hit for mancland. Don't know why any self respecting footie fan wouldn't want that if his own team can't win it.

The chavs though. Let us pray.

[Ernesto]

I'm kinda with Munchies on this one. Scouse Liverpool fans don't tend to be a problem. Historically, there isn't even à rivalry with Arsenal, either. (If the news is true, Liverpool FC were one of the clubs that elected to have us back in the top flight from the old second division and we've been there ever since!)

It's the ones from London and the Midlands that are the most irritating. Facebook status updates would suggest Liverpool have won the title already.

Add to that the fact that John Henry was being a complete arsehole about selling Suarez to us and made disrespectful comments about the club last summer, and it sort of puts me off them.

I'm indifférent to all things Manchester City. Their fans are still salt of the earth. Half-expecting relégation every season!

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

The referee needs string up by his bollocks.

Absolute bastard of a ref.

And Altidore really is shit. Complete donkey. Petulant donkey as well.