This Weekend's Fixtures (5/6/7 April).

[Munchies]

http://i.imgur.com/WDfbbkH.jpg

[Niall_Quinn]

Oh no, no, no. This is just change for the sake of change. This is the Windows 8 version of the GW fixtures.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Newcastle v Man Utd. :lol:

I remember when that used to be televised.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany, Demichelis, Kolarov, Navas, Fernandinho, Toure, Nasri, Silva, Dzeko.
Subs: Pantilimon, Lescott, Richards, Garcia, Milner, Jovetic, Negredo.

Southampton: Gazzaniga, Chambers, Fonte, Lovren, Shaw, Cork, Schneiderlin, S. Davis, Lallana, Rodriguez, Lambert.
Subs: Cropper, Clyne, Wanyama, Ward-Prowse, Guly, Hooiveld, Gallagher.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Come on Southampton you wonderful bunch :pray:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty to Citeh. Fonte. :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City 1-0 Southampton, Yaya.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nasri shoots wide.

Southampton. :rose:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

:doh:

Fuck sake.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

That is a brainless tackle from Fonte.


Lots of empty seats at the Etihad, by the looks of things.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Poor touch from Lallana, great ball from Lambert.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kolarov heads way over.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lallana ruins another move.

[dazthegooner]

Lallana ruins another move.

Excuse me he is England's next saviour how very much dare you :sulk:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Rodriguez might have done his knee here.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

England's 29888849th saviour of the season.

Rodriguez in a bad way, horrible landing.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rodriguez stretchered off, Ward-Prowse on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everyone claps him off, except Woy. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lambert freekick, piss poor not to even get it on target.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Didn't realise it was Pochettino who "fouled" Owen in 2002 :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dzeko. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty to Southampton!

[Munchies]

:doh: pen to soton

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City 1-1 Southampton, LAMBERT!!!

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Get in.

City have been terrible.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Southampton, football needs saving.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

"Where's your famous atmosphere?"

Where are the fans? :blink:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lallana nearly there.

Citeh. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City 2-1 Southampton, Nasri. :sick:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

:doh:

3-1 Dzeko.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City 3-1 Southampton, Dzeko.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Impressive from City in the end, I guess.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Fuck's sake.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Silva was a mile offside for the second. BT kept pausing it at the wrong pass :doh:


Maybe NQ was right...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City and offsides. :lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BkdXgvaCMAASjiR.jpg

Granted, it was a flick from Dzeko. But even so.

It's as offside as Sterling was onside.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fernandinho hauled off for Javi Garcia.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Toure seems to be honing his diving skills of late.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yaya. :haha:

Pathetic.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dzeko draws a save from Gazza but then sends the other one...well I'm not even sure. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dzeko hauled off, Negredo on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Javi Garcia booked. Scrote.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Negredo. What has happened to him?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lambert fires wide, should have done better.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Davis off, Gallagher on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yaya booked for diving. :lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Second yellow :pray:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City 4-1 Southampton, tap-in for Jovetic.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Southampton's goalie is abit crap.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Negredo. :haha:

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Negredo. :haha:

Talk about a regression.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yaya hits the post.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Toure denied by the upright.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Send him off!

[Munchies]

Toure is a scrote, good to see him get that

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City 4-1 Southampton, FT.

Football. :rose:

[Munchies]

Don't mind, I don't want Liverpool to win it. Cunt owner, shit fans.

Cmon Citeh

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Bit harsh.

And that was before the edit.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Don't mind, I don't want Liverpool to win it. Cunt owner, shit fans.

Cmon Citeh

Hard to disagree.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Disallowed goal for Jones. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Norwich 0-1 WBA, Amalfitano!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Youngy off injured, Januzaj on.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Januzaj.

England's saviour for 2018...

[Niall_Quinn]

Negredo. What has happened to him?

Same as happens to every flash in the pan, he had his moment, had the press frenzy and all that shit about him being a super hero. But he was always just a battering ram, ball bounces his way great, ball bounces off him, not so great.

That's not to say he isn't the best striker in the world, because plainly he is.

Wenger :doh:

[Niall_Quinn]

Was it just the one offside goal for city today? Maybe it's down to yardage. They can have 6 dodgy half yarders, 3 dodgy yarders but just the one miler. Anyway, this will even itself out when Flamini gets sent off in our next match.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cardiff 0-1 Palace, Puncheon!

Solskjaer. :wave:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcodes 0-1 Man Utd, Mata.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hull 1-0 Swansea, Boyd.

[Globalgunner]

Newcastle are truly shit. If the season started this January, they would be relegated for sure.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcodes 0-2 Man Utd, Mata with his second.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Fuck off Maureen.

Mancs were well on their way to being a proper shit outfit this season, hovering in and around 10th place.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa 0-1 Fulham, Richardson!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcodes 0-3 Man Utd, Hernandez. :lol:

[fakeyank]

I like Hernandez.. we should sign him.

[GP]

No thanks.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa 1-1 Fulham, Greedy Grant Holt!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cardiff 0-2 Palace, Ledley. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lowton clears off the line to deny Holtby. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa 1-2 Fulham, Rodallega.

Villa at Villa Park. :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cardiff 0-3 Palace, Puncheon with his second!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcodes 0-4 Man Utd, Januzaj.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa 1-2 Fulham, FT. Dear god.

Chelsea losing at VP. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hull 1-0 Swansea, FT.
Barcodes 0-4 Man Utd, FT.
Norwich 0-1 WBA, FT. Pepe Mel. :bow:
Cardiff 0-3 Palace, FT.

[Globalgunner]

We should consider bringing Tony Pulissimo in to replace e Wenger. Turn our fortunes around, he can

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Well if we crave midtable, he's the man.

Chelsea: Cech, Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Azpilicueta, Lampard, Matic, Willian, Schurrle, Salah, Torres.
Subs: Cole, Luiz, Oscar, Hazard, Ba, Schwarzer, Kalas.

Stoke: Begovic, Cameron, Wilson, Shawcross, Pieters, Odemwingie, Whelan, Palacios, Nzonzi, Arnautovic, Crouch.
Subs: Muniesa, Adam, Walters, Guidetti, Etherington, Wilkinson, Sorensen.

Referee: Lee Probert (Wiltshire)

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Stoke :sick: it is to save football then.

[Globalgunner]

Stoke to break Mourinho s home record. I'm putting a tenner on it

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Salah shot, easy for Begovic.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Odemwingie. :rolleyes:

[Munchies]

Torres is shit :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Honest Frank. :lol:

I'm going to cry so much if he is prominent in the World Cup.

[GP]

Terrible dive :lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

You'd think it would be something like

Henderson Gerrard ... maybe one of Barkley/Lallana/Oxlade.

It'll probably be Lampard Gerrard Carrick

[GP]

ffs

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 1-0 Stoke, Salah.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It'll probably be Lampard Gerrard Carrick

The dreamteam.

[Munchies]

Closed the game now.

Fuck sake.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Disallowed goal for Ivanovic. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Matic plays a one-two off the ref.

[Niall_Quinn]

That was dreadful. Two anti-football outfits hacking around.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Adam is disgusting.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty to Chelsea.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 2-0 Stoke, Honest Frank. Had the pelanty saved though.

[Niall_Quinn]

Stoke are so bad. Can't even hoof it properly.

[GP]

Adam is unbelievably shit.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 3-0 Stoke, Willian.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Pressure on, as they say.

:sick:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Big Andy to ruin it all?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I've been having nightmares about it all week.

Downing, lovely cushioned header for CARROLLLLLLL.

:sick:

Seriously though, it's ready-made to be a giant slip up.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

And Joe Cole too. Maybe.

Chelsea 3-0 Stoke, FT. Chelsea top, what a disgusting sight.

[Munchies]

6 games left, man it's close.

[Munchies]

Fulham winning :bow:

Where was Rodagella all this time? First time I've seen him this season

[Munchies]

Norwich up now :rose:

[Munchies]

United look far better without RVC/Rooney, and Kagawa/Mata in instead.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Naah. Nothing special about those lightweights Kagawa and Mata.

Newcastle have been utter tripe since midway the season.

That's about it, really.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I think Mata and Kagawa would be pretty good behind a proper striker, it's something approaching what Kagawa is probably used to with Dortmund.

As it is RVP and Wazza will only spoil that from happening so not much to worry about really.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

If there is ever a phrase that should be outlawed, it is "entitled to go down".

Savage is an idiot as well. "Is there contact? Then it's a penalty"

And people wonder why players dive.

[Munchies]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bkh9r3jIcAAAN4p.jpg

Rooney, doesn't even play but still there.

The sun :bow:

--
Feo on Goals on sunday right now too

[McNamara That Ghost...]

If there is ever a phrase that should be outlawed, it is "entitled to go down".

Savage is an idiot as well. "Is there contact? Then it's a penalty"

And people wonder why players dive.

Man City just had to lose at the Camp Nou. Worth hating them for the rest of time just for that.

[Niall_Quinn]

Oh well, we are mathematically shit so it has to be Liverpool for the title now. Anyone bar the criminal comedy clubs.

[Munchies]

hd stream: http://sportz-hd.eu/

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Suarez can stop this now. Alright so that one went over but it's only a matter of time.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Suarez hits the bar!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sturridge. :lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Bloody hell, Tyler.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sturridge sends one out to the Andromeda galaxy.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty to Liverpool. Suarez's appeal is so annoying. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

'Ammers 0-1 Liverpool, Stevie Me.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

'Ammers 1-1 Liverpool, Demel! :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Carroll's slap :bow:.

[Munchies]

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Big Andy fouls Mignolet.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-1 HT.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

The officials were cowards there.

[GP]

How can she slap??

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fat Sam outtactic'd you.

[Master Splinter]

The monster inside of me wants to see Fat Sam take over at Stoke, taking Big Andy with him.

It could be disgusting beyond belief.

[Munchies]

How can she slap??

:haha:

God this was hilarious

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Coutinho off, Lucas on.

[Marc Overmars]

How can she slap??

:haha:

[Master Splinter]

Carroll is playing a different sport.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Big Andy can't believe going in with a high foot on someone can be given as a foul.

[Munchies]

Big Andy can't believe going in with a high foot on someone can be given as a foul.

joke really

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Carroll. :haha:

All action.

[Munchies]

ffs Caroll!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

There he is again. :bow:

[Master Splinter]

Big Andy heads against the bar!

[Niall_Quinn]

Don't tell me Liverpool are going to bottle it too and let one of those cunt clubs buy their way to the title.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sturridge can't shoot on target today.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nolan off, Nocerino on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Another pelanty to Liverpool.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Tell you what.

This ref is shite.

[Munchies]

CHEATING CUNTS

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-2, Stevie Me with his second.

[Munchies]

Not watching the game, fuck Liverpool and fuck this shit ref. Fucking prick.

:getcoat:

Hope City destroy the scouse cunts.

[GP]

Who's the ref?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Oh holy mary mother of god no.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Agent Kolo on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kolo looking for the OG!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Downing. :haha:

Pathetic.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-2 FT, Liverpool win again.

[Niall_Quinn]

So anyway - some people were saying the refs wouldn't decide this title. Unfortunately there's not a shred of evidence to support their theory.

This is just the start of what will be a farce. Title will be decided randomly by incompetent refs.

One factor, GHEL count, that could be critical too.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I'm not much more than a giant puddle of piss right now.

[Niall_Quinn]

Does Gerard really believe any of the shit he is talking? Burning injustice? How about somehow avoiding 483 cards over the season because you are for some reason immune in the eyes of the ref?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Some good news, United can't win the league. :ninja:

[Niall_Quinn]

Well lets hope the shitbags from the other half of that dump don't win it either.

[Munchies]

Chris Hughton sacked

:wave:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

:rose:

That probably is one that should have been done weeks/months ago.

Their run in is horrific.


Although they seem to have replaced him with some random youth coach. Bold.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Tottenham: Lloris, Naughton, Chiriches, Kaboul, Rose, Lennon, Chadli, Paulinho, Eriksen, Adebayor, Kane.
Subs: Townsend, Sigurdsson, Friedel, Sandro, Fryers, Bentaleb, Veljkovic.

Sunderland: Mannone, Brown, Cuellar, Vergini, Bardsley, Cattermole, Ki, Bridcutt, Alonso, Johnson, Borini.
Subs: Larsson, Gardner, Wickham, Colback, O'Shea, Scocco, Ustari.

Referee: Lee Mason


And Rodriguez does indeed have a bad injury; ruptured his ACL. 6 months. Shame.

[Munchies]

Didn't even realise this was on :lol:

Come on Sunderland

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Yeah, need them to win this really so they keep hope of staying up, going into the games against City and Chelsea. :pray:

[Munchies]

http://mkerala.com/n/di/4LOY/Tim.gif

[Munchies]

Sunderland nearly score, Brown should hit the target

http://sportz-hd.eu/

^ Stream if anyone looking for the game.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ade. :lol:

[Munchies]

CATTERMOLE !!!

Spurs :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

CLATTERMOLE!!!

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Tragic defending.

[Munchies]

Kane misses a sitter , probably tired from last night :lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I missed the first part of it, was Lloris at fault for going walkabout again?

Cattermole of all people.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Very similar to Bale's first time strike this weekend. Lloris is always to blame tbf.

Naughton. :lol:

[Munchies]

Adebayor :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kane understandably distracted after last night.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Very similar to Bale's first time strike this weekend. Lloris is always to blame tbf.

Naughton. :lol:

But he's the BKitBLitW!

[Munchies]

ffs 1-1 Ade

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-YciDGmzkVcU/U0L6MnAo0OI/AAAAAAAACCk/LVgoAv-HILA/s0/07-04-2014-GifNumber-264.gif

[McNamara That Ghost...]

But he's the BKitBLitW!

Very true. Although I thought that about Ches for a time this season. :(

Lloris looks as though he has been possessed by a phantom.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rose looking for a fluke again.

[Munchies]

Paulinho is abit shit isn't he ?

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-ouPRjRjcXeE/U0L8lSCnVbI/AAAAAAAACX8/u9UhVElkfiI/w426-h237/ade.gif

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bardsley somehow saves himself by being shit. Impressive.

[Munchies]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I299Xrryhbc&feature=player_embedded

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Johnson. :doh:

Useless oaf.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good dive from Kane.

[Munchies]

wtf is Sherwood doing ? :haha:

[Munchies]

Fuck sake

2-1

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kane with the goal. :(

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

"Kane shows he's Able"

Seriously?

[Munchies]

Thought Sunderland's Asian player wasn't allowed to play ?

[Munchies]

Stream taken down, oh well, Spuds have won it now.

Sunderland for now :wave:

Sunderland have 3 very winnable home games though, whereas Norwich have an awful run in.

First Ade goal was handball aswell

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/04/07/article-2597826-1CEA803400000578-737_964x390.jpg

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Thought Sunderland's Asian player wasn't allowed to play ?

That was Ji, not Ki.

[Munchies]

That was Ji, not Ki.

Oh, fair enough :haha:

hd stream back up, Come on sunderland ffs

[McNamara That Ghost...]

3-1 Eriksen deflected shot.

Sunderland. :wave:

[Munchies]

Thats that then

Sherwood in ?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

4-1 Ade tap-in.

Sunderland. :lol:

[GP]

Sunderland are fuckin shit

[McNamara That Ghost...]

5-1 Sigurdsson. :rolleyes:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Spurs' GD is still only 0 :lol:

[Munchies]

Spurs' GD is still only 0 :lol:

:lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/74097000/jpg/_74097935_74097789.jpg

[Munchies]

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/74097000/jpg/_74097935_74097789.jpg

Gonna be a shame that Sherwood will not be in the league next season, what a man :bow: :haha: