This Bank Holiday Weekend's Fixtures & Midweek Fixtures (03-07 May).

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Looks like a bloke in a fat suit like big mamma's house.....

[Munchies]

:lol: yeah, it looks weird as hell


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Full time whistle, Carragher/Neville and the full Liverpool fan reaction again:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptF89E-MEAs&feature=player_embedded

(Skysports uploaded it, so you may need Hola/proxtube to view it if outside UK)

[Letters]

Thoroughly enjoyable.
What?! :blink:

You can't enjoy a season if you don't win any trophies. Any WUMidiot knows that.
Unless you do win a trophy, then you can shift the goalposts and point to other reasons why you didn't enjoy it and still call the manager a massive c***.
WUMming :bow:

[KSE Comedy Club]

Luis was getting Kolo cuddles

Kolo cuddles :bow:

[KSE Comedy Club]

That guy is real?

I thought he was a photoshop job.
:lol: the guy with the glasses looks like he doesn't know what's going on at all....and then it sudden clicks! :lol:

[GP]

http://abload.de/img/safrjy5w.gif

[Munchies]

http://abload.de/img/safrjy5w.gif

:haha:

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

What was Gerrard doing... waving the camera away like they were the Beatles around some idiotic paparazzi.... Does he know how many camera's are at the ground? Or notice Suarez had been doing his turtle impression for some time by that point.

[GP]

Plot twist:

Suaraz was hiding his face because he was actually laughing.

[Munchies]

Giggs has put himself on the bench :lol:

And playing 2 reserve team players

[Munchies]

Fellaini assists the goal! Wilson scores on his debut

He's playing like a second striker like he used to at Everton, isn't playing too bad :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hull well and truly seem to be on their holidays hopefully they find it very hard to snap back out of.

[Munchies]

Hull well and truly seem to be on their holidays hopefully they find it very hard to snap back out of.

Let's hope they get a few more injuries or something

And it seems Giggs goal scoring league record is going to go, unless he goes on, takes a penalty and scores.

Giggs :rose: Seems like he's finally going to retire now.

My main Giggs football memory (not the Arsenal goal lol ) is when we played United in the fa cup in 2003, I watched the game and he missed an open goal, and I remember just sitting there thinking how did he miss :lol: . We went on to win, and Fergie kicked the boot at Beckham :haha:

Here it is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xSfwcI8wsMY

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sadly his goal against the Spuds in 1992/1993 is always forgotten in exchange for the 99 goal.

Also, Wilson for England!

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Sadly his goal against the Spuds in 1992/1993 is always forgotten in exchange for the 99 goal.

Also, Wilson for England!

Wow just saw it, you're right, you hardly see this one ever mentioned. I remember seeing it ages ago but its been a long time

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I still don't get what Seaman was doing for that goal.

He just seemed to dive right under it and jumped without actually going higher than he was when crouching.

That and someone should have just taken him out, like I was screaming for someone to do to Walcott in 2008.

[Munchies]

I still don't get what Seaman was doing for that goal.

He just seemed to dive right under it and jumped without actually going higher than he was when crouching.

That and someone should have just taken him out, like I was screaming for someone to do to Walcott in 2008.

:lol: Yeah I know, the worst which happens is that you get sent off, and if you do it well, you can escape without a booking.

Even the other day, someone in the Liverpool team should've just taken out Bolasie before the 2nd goal

[McNamara That Ghost...]

BiB, are you Jim Beglin?

Keane pointed out that Dixon should have killed Giggs but easier to think about defending if you aren't programmed to thug it up.

[Munchies]

Fellaini :haha:

WILSON !! :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Get on that plane Wilson.

[Munchies]

What a goal :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd 2- 1 Hull, Fryatt. :lol:

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Fellani skies over a shot :haha:

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cunt scores

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Hull player, David Meyler, stamps on Januzaj.

Could be banned.

Any good or shit ?

[Slacker]

cunt scores

And what an example of the species!!! Please don't come back slimeball.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Well done Man Utd.

They're back!

[Munchies]

RVP: TRUST ME, WE WILL BE BACK!

https://vine.co/v/M6Xm3KrD5mq

Cunt is confident, 'Save? this interview' :haha:

Hope they finish lower than this season

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KnZXVY7H8dI

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

There must be something going on outside the Etihad because there are fucking loads of empty seats.

Indeed, traffic problems.

I'll update since I assume Maccy will be around soon.

Man City: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany, Demichelis, Kolarov, Javi Garcia, Toure, Milner, Silva, Nasri, Dzeko. Subs: Richards, Lescott, Negredo, Clichy, Fernandinho, Pantilimon, Jovetic.
Aston Villa: Guzan, Lowton, Vlaar, Baker, Clark, El Ahmadi, Westwood, Delph, Weimann, Bowery, Bertrand. Subs: Bacuna, Steer, Sylla, Tonev, Holt, Robinson, Grealish.
Referee: Michael Oliver (Northumberland)

Sunderland: Mannone, Vergini, O'Shea, Brown, Alonso, Cattermole, Johnson, Larsson, Colback, Borini, Wickham. Subs: Bardsley, Altidore, Ba, Giaccherini, Bridcutt, Scocco, Ustari.
West Brom: Foster, Reid, Lugano, McAuley, Brunt, Anichebe, Yacob, Morrison, Dorrans, Sessegnon, Berahino. Subs: Olsson, Sinclair, Myhill, Vydra, Mulumbu, Dawson, O'Neil.
Referee: Lee Mason (Lancashire)

[Munchies]

Toure nearly scores!

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

1-0 Sunderland, Colback.

That would effectively relegate Norwich.

I can't see the City game being goalless at HT either.

[Globalgunner]

There must be something going on outside the Etihad because there are fucking loads of empty seats.

Indeed, traffic problems.

I'll update since I assume Maccy will be around soon.
Man City: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany, Demichelis, Kolarov, Javi Garcia, Toure, Milner, Silva, Nasri, Dzeko. Subs: Richards, Lescott, Negredo, Clichy, Fernandinho, Pantilimon, Jovetic.
Aston Villa: Guzan, Lowton, Vlaar, Baker, Clark, El Ahmadi, Westwood, Delph, Weimann, Bowery, Bertrand. Subs: Bacuna, Steer, Sylla, Tonev, Holt, Robinson, Grealish.
Referee: Michael Oliver (Northumberland)

Sunderland: Mannone, Vergini, O'Shea, Brown, Alonso, Cattermole, Johnson, Larsson, Colback, Borini, Wickham. Subs: Bardsley, Altidore, Ba, Giaccherini, Bridcutt, Scocco, Ustari.
West Brom: Foster, Reid, Lugano, McAuley, Brunt, Anichebe, Yacob, Morrison, Dorrans, Sessegnon, Berahino. Subs: Olsson, Sinclair, Myhill, Vydra, Mulumbu, Dawson, O'Neil.
Referee: Lee Mason (Lancashire)

Will you actually tell us if City score?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Inbetween crying and cutting myself.

2-0 Borini.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Borini. :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

Looks like we have a dead rubber with Norwich then.

[GP]

Nasri :doh:

What a sitter.

[Niall_Quinn]

Lesbian cunt :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Football half way to being saved.

It's embarrassing how ordinary and uninspiring the team in pole position to win this league is. A billion quid and they can't provide even a minute of decent football.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Well a draw is not really any good for us since our heroic collapse. Hopefully City get desperate and Villa can hit them on the counter.

Hopefully Big Andy, Medium Downing and Little Joe Cole still like us enough :pray:

[Marc Overmars]

Football half way to being saved.

It's embarrassing how ordinary and uninspiring the team in pole position to win this league is. A billion quid and they can't provide even a minute of decent football.

Draw is fine for them unfortunately because of the GD. :sick:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Looks like we have a dead rubber with Norwich then.

Like the rest of the BLitW!

[Niall_Quinn]

Well a draw is not really any good for us since our heroic collapse. Hopefully City get desperate and Villa can hit them on the counter.

Hopefully Big Andy, Medium Downing and Little Joe Cole still like us enough :pray:

Fat Sam is lying in wait. He'll do them over.

[Niall_Quinn]

Like the rest of the BLitW!

I'm taking your late arrival as a sign you haven't sorted out the sacking yet?

[Niall_Quinn]

A billion quid, one shot on target. It's laughable.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I'm taking your late arrival as a sign you haven't sorted out the sacking yet?

Getting there. A mini fuck up each week.

[Munchies]

Inbetween crying and cutting myself.

2-0 Borini.

:console:

Need more updates though, this board is dead quiet without Maccy :(

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Villa.

[Munchies]

:bow:

Dzeko messes up a good chance to be clean through

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Kompany trying an overhead kick :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dzeko. :lol:

This is all setting it up for Chelsea to brutally murder football on Sunday.

[GP]

Well a draw is not really any good for us since our heroic collapse. Hopefully City get desperate and Villa can hit them on the counter.

Hopefully Big Andy, Medium Downing and Little Joe Cole still like us enough :pray:

Joke Hole :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Horrible greasy little cunt silva goes down screaming like a knifed whore.

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Boring Milner off

Jovetic on

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I can't see that catching on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Jovetic gets a little break from his bench for cash career.

[Niall_Quinn]

Gypo cunts.

[Munchies]

DZEKO!!!

[GP]

JECKOOOOOO!

[Heisenberg]

Football :rose:

[Özim]

NAAAANAAAA NA NANANANA NANANANA Liverhoof
NAAAANAAAA NA NANANANA NANANANA Liverhoof

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NAAAANAAAA NA NANANANA NANANANA Liverhoof
NAAAANAAAA NA NANANANA NANANANA Liverhoof

:rimshot:

[fakeyank]

I think it'd have hurt liverpool more if they lost on GD :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Ain't over yet, as we saw last night.

[Özim]

:rimshot:

:lol: We can start to relax, Liverhoof aren't going to be back in the big time after all!

[Özim]

Ain't over yet, as we saw last night.

Gerrard isn't playing today, it's over.

[Niall_Quinn]

NAAAANAAAA NA NANANANA NANANANA Liverhoof
NAAAANAAAA NA NANANANA NANANANA Liverhoof

Hmmm, happiest I have ever seen you in a match thread.

[Özim]

I think it'd have hurt liverpool more if they lost on GD :lol:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bm52MLOIgAA7GJ9.jpg

[Niall_Quinn]

Shame Abonglahor isn't playing, he would have annihilated their shitty CBs

[Munchies]

lol at the Gerrard chants, it wont ever stop!

[Özim]

Hmmm, happiest I have ever seen you in a match thread.

I'm happy to see Liverpool bottling it yes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mourinhlol. :lol:

Another trophyless season in the offing. :wave:

[Özim]

Shame Abonglahor isn't playing, he would have annihilated their shitty CBs

What the guy who scores about 2 goals a decade?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Mourinhlol. :lol:

Another trophyless season in the offing. :wave:

You can't say that here!

[Munchies]

DZEKOOOOOO :haha:

[Özim]

Ain't over yet, as we saw last night.

It's over, scousers can start crying in their milk now, or nick hubcaps of course.

[Özim]

DZEKOOOOOO :haha:

:lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa you weirdos.

[Munchies]

Mourinhlol. :lol:

Another trophyless season in the offing. :wave:

Thought this was a post by GP at first :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Lol, pellegrini almost bursting with relief. Looks like his billion quid mercenary outfit is going to scrape over the line. Guess he keeps his job.

[GP]

Thought this was a post by GP at first :haha:

LMAO

[Niall_Quinn]

It's over, scousers can start crying in their milk now, or nick hubcaps of course.

Nice work trying to disguise your (season long) pro gypo agenda as anti Liverpool.

[Niall_Quinn]

Greasy little cunt silva off, formerly best player of all time but now kind of neglected also ran fernandinho on.

[Globalgunner]

Steven Gerrard, Gerrard
You won us the league, the league
You slipped and let Demba in
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard

Or words to that effect

[Munchies]

'STEVE GERRARD GERRARD' :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Modern players and mud :haha:

Ruining their hairdos

[Özim]

Steven Gerrard, Gerrard
You won us the league, the league
You slipped and let Demba in
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard

Or words to that effect



http://us.cdn001.fansshare.com/photos/stevengerrard/steven-gerrard-1429896508.jpg

[GP]

THIS DOES NOT FUCKIN SLIP NOW!

[Niall_Quinn]

Lol, what a miss. Lucky gypsies.

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Steve Gerrard, Gerrard.
He slipped on his fuckin arse.
He gave it to Demba Ba.
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard

[Munchies]

THIS DOES NOT FUCKIN SLIP NOW!

ROFL :haha:

[Özim]

http://www.krank.ie/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Luis-Suarez-crying.jpg

[Niall_Quinn]

http://www.krank.ie/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Luis-Suarez-crying.jpg

Lucky we didn't sign him or you'd be in misery now.

[Özim]

Lucky we didn't sign him or you'd be in misery now.

Very lucky, can't stand him.

As I said the other day, he's got his comeuppance.

[Niall_Quinn]

Dzeko off, formerly best striker in the world (Wenger :doh: ) but now "hasn't scored since" commentators afterthought on.

[Munchies]

All the scouse hopes are on this man:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnD0fZnIYAAemnc.jpg

:bow:

[Özim]

It's the hubcaps I feel sorry for.

[Niall_Quinn]

Zabaletta MOTM, that's who Sagna wants to go and clean boots for.

[Munchies]

:haha: THREE!!

[Özim]

3-0 Jovetic.

Villa need a manager like Pulis now.

[Niall_Quinn]

Little bit queer celebration from jovetic there.

[Munchies]

Zabaletta MOTM, that's who Sagna wants to go and clean boots for.

Best RB in the league

[Niall_Quinn]

Somebody taught the gypos how to spell charming. Proves perseverance pays off.

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TOURE!!!

[Özim]

That's what 1 billion quid buys you.

[Niall_Quinn]

Surprised the racists didn't stop him scoring that.

[Özim]

Surprised the racists didn't stop him scoring that.

They didn't think he was world class.

[Niall_Quinn]

Oh well, up to Fat Sam to save football. You couldn't make it up (TM)

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Oh well, up to Fat Sam to save football. You couldn't make it up (TM)

It's up to Simeone and Atleti now.

[Özim]

Norwich down

Delia :wave:

[Marc Overmars]

:rose:

[Niall_Quinn]

They didn't think he was world class.

Topped things off nicely for you. Will make licking your posters and stickers all the sweeter.

Whole week now to slag Wenger in a relaxed and confident manner.

[Özim]

Topped things off nicely for you. Will make licking your posters and stickers all the sweeter.

Whole week now to slag Wenger in a relaxed and confident manner.

Yeah it's great to see Liverpool bottle it, means they aren't going to be back in the big time which makes it easier for us when a new manager eventually comes in (2039 maybe?)

Don't really need much to be able to criticise Venga, just some common sense really.

[Niall_Quinn]

It's up to Simeone and Atleti now.

Could happen. Amazing it has gone so close. Three games going the right way is all it would take to dump the dopers in a ditch.

[Niall_Quinn]

Yeah it's great to see Liverpool bottle it, means they aren't going to be back in the big time.

Don't really need much to be able to criticise Venga, just some common sense really.

:lol:

This new anti Liverpool kick is fascinating.

[Özim]

:lol:

This new anti Liverpool kick is fascinating.

I only became anti Liverpool when it looked like they could win it, never wanted them to, I remember the late 80's. Plus they have that toerag Suarez. hope he never wins a thing in his entire career.

[Niall_Quinn]

I only became anti Liverpool when it looked like they could win it, never wanted them to, I remember the late 80's.

You mean before the doped up gypsies who you cheer for arrived? Yeah, them was the days.

[Özim]

You mean before the doped up gypsies who you cheer for arrived? Yeah, them was the days.

No, they days when the only club in England, the club with the best fans, who played the best football and had the best players and had a god given right to win everything.

[Niall_Quinn]

No, they days when the only club in England, the club with the best fans, who played the best football and had the best players and had a god given right to win everything.

Nah, you're still confusing media shite with real life. If any of that was true then whole towns wouldn't have been dancing in the streets when we pipped them to the title.

[Munchies]

Off to RAWK , expecting to see:

'Still believe, they will slip up, Downing/Carroll are there for us, we will win it'

[Özim]

Nah, you're still confusing media shite with real life. If any of that was true then whole towns wouldn't have been dancing in the streets when we pipped them to the title.

They weren't we were hated in those days.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Off to RAWK , expecting to see:

'Still believe, they will slip up, Downing/Carroll are there for us, we will win it'

"Football fans hold on to faint hope their team will still win the league"

I'm gonna say it's pretty likely.

[Munchies]

"Football fans hold on to faint hope their team will still win the league"

I'm gonna say it's pretty likely.


Nolan, Andy, Big Sam.

All people who would love to win for different reasons! BELIEVE.
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=312377.10560
:bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

They weren't we were hated in those days.

No, YOU hated us in those days, not the same thing as everyone. Some things don't change.

[Özim]

No, YOU hated us in those days, not the same thing as everyone. Some things don't change.

NO, I've never hated us and if anything I loved us more back then, when Wenger hadn't brought his poncey tip tap sh*t and players gave a sh*t.

Let's clear this up, I don't hate us, don't like the manager or most of the thing he does however, there lies the difference, the manager is just a man, he's not the club and one day (hopefully soon) he'll leave and the club will still be here.

[GP]

Gus :bow:

MotY tbh

[Niall_Quinn]

NO, I've never hated us and if anything I loved us more back then, when Wenger hadn't brought his poncey tip tap sh*t and players gave a sh*t.

Let's clear this up, I don't hate us, don't like the manager or most of the thing he does however, there lies the difference, the manager is just a man, he's not the club and one day (hopefully soon) he'll leave and the club will still be here.

Bored now. Lets play a game instead, who said...

I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Wenger out!

[GP]

Bored now. Lets play a game instead, who said...

I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Wenger out!

George W Nixon?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

BLitW's Judgement Day. :lol:

Only one issue to resolve and that's pretty much done.

Also, Mourinho. :haha:

The Specialist One. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

MotD on in five minutes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Green Party Political Broadcast. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Citeh - Villa on first. :o

Shearer and Kilbane in the studio.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great save from Guzan.

[Munchies]

Citeh - Villa on first. :o

Shearer and Kilbane in the studio.

didn't realise they'd have it on now, just put it on :good:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bowery. :lol:

Very apt name.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That was a dreadful touch from David Silva.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great clearance from Nasri.

[Munchies]

When did Delph start tackling people ? Before this season, he was nowhere to be seen :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

He always tackles, a proper scrote.

Steve Wilson needlessly talking us through the processs of how a goal is scored.

[Munchies]

Woah, Negredo was on the pitch ? :doh:

I didn't even realise that when I was watching the game :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What utter bollocks from Shearer.

[Munchies]

Zabaleta best RB, those runs and the final pass are great

Sagna probably being brought in as a CB too

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Us. :bow:

128 days at the top of the table. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shearer, what a cunt.

[Munchies]

Us. :bow:

128 days at the top of the table. :haha:

United , 2 .

Moyes :bow:

[Munchies]

Shearer, what a cunt.

He's a fuckin idiot

[McNamara That Ghost...]

United , 2 .

Moyes :bow:

The Chosen One. :bow:

Poyet's celebration. :lol:

I don't think Sunderland make preperations for league seasons, they tend to just bring 12 players in during the summer I think.

[Munchies]

Poyet :bow:

Steers Brighton away from relegation & takes them about as far as they could go.

And now rescues Sunderland

[Munchies]

Borini :bow:

Too good to be a backup at Liverpool.

Then again, they should get rid of Aspas and keep Borini instead

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Altidore's sexy control.

Vergini. :haha:

How can he miss?

[Munchies]

Altidore :haha: :haha: :haha:

[GP]

Borini :bow:

Too good to be a backup at Liverpool.

Then again, they should get rid of Aspas and keep Borini instead

A Spas :lol:

[Munchies]

Altidore's sexy control.

Vergini. :haha:

How can he miss?

right into the corner flag that :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Poyet. :bow:

Not sure where this guff about Palace being down in November comes from given where Sunderland were a few weeks ago!

[Munchies]

Norwich beat us 16-0, and they stay up.

If the price is right :jumpnana:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

West Brom on their holidays.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Save of the Season up. :popcorn:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Has to be Ches'.

Or if I wasn't a biased idiot, Krul's. :whistle:

[Munchies]

Wow, it's been ages since we played in the away kit

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wilson. :bow:

Dream debut goal!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

You're not RVD, Wilson.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fellaini. :haha:

What a mug.

[Munchies]

Fellaini. :haha:

What a mug.

£30m :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Most expensive toiletbrush of all time.

RVP. :lol:

Enjoy seventh.

[Munchies]

Most expensive toiletbrush of all time.

RVP. :lol:

Enjoy seventh.

u see his post match interview ?

https://vine.co/v/M6Xm3 KrD5mq

Hope they finish worse off :lol:

Looks like a fucking idiot too

I bet his mate Van Gaal has told him how much money there is/ probable signings

[McNamara That Ghost...]

"Your job now is to stand by the new manager".

[McNamara That Ghost...]

u see his post match interview ?

https://vine.co/v/M6Xm3 KrD5mq

Hope they finish worse off :lol:

Looks like a fucking idiot too

I bet his mate Van Gaal has told him how much money there is/ probable signings

Van Gaal can be an oddbal. Can set future success up for the next manager or, argue with everybody and have it end in acrimony.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bm-1sJaCQAEmOOC.jpg:large

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Citeh unstoppable now according to the papers. :lol:

[Munchies]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnEHneFCQAEzCIU.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnEQyr5IYAAMZmS.jpg