What are you eating and drinking?

[GP]

You had me at 'Meat Tornado'

[Xhaka Can’t]

http://blackdogballroom.co.uk/nq/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2015/04/Jack-Daniels-Drinks.jpg

Only £15 at Asda!

[Letters]

WHO :pal:

http://www.someecards.com/life/health/susannah-mushatt-jones-oldest-person-bacon/

:dance:

[LDG]

WHO :pal:

http://www.someecards.com/life/health/susannah-mushatt-jones-oldest-person-bacon/

:dance:

She's black, a woman, and 6 foot tall.

Your polar opposite.

You may want to stop eating bacon.

[Letters]

But... it's lovely :(

[GP]

Bacon is overrated.

[Marc Overmars]

Wouldn't go that far because I do enjoy a fry up now and then, it's not something I overindulge in though. I know people who eat it more of less every other day if not more which seems a bit nasty to me. You don't need scientists to tell you how bad it can be for you.

[Letters]

Bacon is overrated.

Wrong. Steak is though.

[GP]

I do like a steak but I never order it in a restaurant.

I'll tell you what is great though; ribs.

[Marc Overmars]

Yes, ribs are sensational.

[Master Splinter]

Sick fucks.

[Xhaka Can’t]

You know that Quorn is just as good as meat.

[Letters]

Peanuts.



Peanuts :bow:

[GP]

Good grief

[Letters]

:)

Also.

Cheesecake.


Cheesecake :bow:

[GP]

http://gfycat.com/SoreHardGourami

[Xhaka Can’t]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrSsjdzlUSw

A one dollar McRib - courtesy of Carla.

[Letters]

Silica gel

[Coney]

I do like a steak but I never order it in a restaurant.

I'll tell you what is great though; ribs.

Close. Not ribs though. Now rib-eye steak. THAT is how to eat it - the marbling of the fat in the steak gives it flavour and stops it being dry. Dead easy to cook, dead easy to eat with mushrooms, tomatoes, big chips and a couple of glasses of Bordeaux red (preferably St Emillion) to wash it down. Luxury.

[The Wengerbabies]

Creme Egg

[Niall_Quinn]

http://blackdogballroom.co.uk/nq/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2015/04/Jack-Daniels-Drinks.jpg

[GP]

https://img.thewhiskyexchange.com/540/rum_red4.jpg

[Xhaka Can’t]

http://dubaidutyfree.s3.amazonaws.com/images/2378781_t1_1200x1200.jpg

[GP]

McChicken sandwich.

[Marc Overmars]

Best thing about Christmas is all the awesome little pop-ups that appear in London.

So far this week for lunch I've had Bratwurst, Hog Roast and Smoked Salmon. :cloud9:

[LDG]

Hershey's kisses :bow:

[Letters]

Best thing about Christmas is all the awesome little pop-ups that appear in London.
Going to the Ferrero Rocher one tomorrow :dance:

[GP]

Lemsip

[Niall_Quinn]

Lemsip

Lemon, or one of the newfangled flavours?

[GP]

Lemon, or one of the newfangled flavours?

Actually, I lied.

It's a Beechams Flu Plus. Blackcurrant.

[Niall_Quinn]

Actually, I lied.

It's a Beechams Flu Plus. Blackcurrant.

So the equivalent would be Blacksip? Or EthnicMinoritySip if you want to be all PC about it.

[GP]

SamboSip?

[GP]

Ham and Pineapple pizza

[LDG]

Stilton and crackers :bow:

[Letters]

We have mince pies but no cream :(

[GP]

two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[Marc Overmars]

two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

What a game. :cloud9:

[Marc Overmars]

Crosstown Doughnuts. :bow:

[Goonermerree]

Cough sweet after cough sweet after cough sweet... And Lemsips

[Letters]

Cake :dance:

https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/business/north-of-scotland/1160706/when-you-go-will-you-send-back-some-lettuce-from-america-plead-north-east-greengrocers/

[Letters]

Mmm...doughnuts

http://nypost.com/2017/04/03/man-who-choked-on-doughnut-is-latest-competitive-eating-fatality/

:lol:

[GP]

Muller light.

[GP]

All the rum and most of the tequila.

[GP]

Steamed hams

[GP]

Chicken, medium rare.

[GP]

https://www.cscassets.com/recipes/large_cknew/large_60836.jpg

[Letters]

That's a paddling <_<

[Letters]

Salted Caramel :bow:

[GP]

Tea.

Camomile and spearmint.

[Letters]

Gaaaay!

[Niall_Quinn]

Gaaaay!

Eating and drinking gays? :sick:

:threaten:

[Letters]

Nothing wrong with that (these days) :sulk:

[GP]

https://i.imgur.com/Eoc2Afj.jpg

[Cripps]

Sea salt crackers and butter

Nomnom

[Niall_Quinn]

Famous Grouse

:-(

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Yeastless bread baked with the blood of gentile children

[Cripps]

:unsure:

[Niall_Quinn]

Yeastless bread baked with the blood of gentile children

Sainsbury's and not that cheap Asda shit, I assume?

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Sainsbury's and not that cheap Asda shit, I assume?

Home made

[Niall_Quinn]

The Real McCoy's Cheddar and Onion (very similar and possibly identical to Cheese and Onion) in a GREEN packet.

I honestly don't know what the fuck Walker's were thinking.

[Letters]

MrsL's vegetable soup.

Actually quite good, given the lack of meat.

[Niall_Quinn]

MrsL's vegetable soup.

Actually quite good, given the lack of meat.

Don't beat yourself up about it.

[Marc Overmars]

I actually prefer vegetable soup to the meat varieties.

[Letters]

Weirdo.

Big Soup Chicken and Vegetable ftw. :bow:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

MrsL's vegetable soup.

Actually quite good, given the lack of meat.

It’s payback for the lack of meat she gets

[Marc Overmars]

Weirdo.

Big Soup Chicken and Vegetable ftw. :bow:

I love most soup anyway but a big hearty bowl of fresh vegetable soup is my go to. :cloud9:

[Letters]

To sum up:

Soup :bow:

[GP]

I don't like soup.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Wonton Soup

[Cripps]

Soup :sick:

[Cripps]

Ben and jerrys chocolate brownie :bow:

[Cripps]

Dominos nom nom

People that cook on Friday night's :pal:

[Niall_Quinn]

Dominos nom nom

People that cook on Friday night's :pal:

Agreed. I had a lovely salt pie in an expensive restaurant. Sure beats cooking cheap and edible food at home.

[GP]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAZXfJq31tc

[Letters]

Some Millionaire...something.
Anyway, it's chocolate and salted caramel and crunchy bits and addictive as crack.

:dance:

[GP]

COCK!

[Letters]

Yumma, yumma, yumma.

[GP]

:goodpost:

[GP]

Faggots

[Letters]

Five Guys

[GP]

lol

[Letters]

Actually did have Five Guys for lunch (stop it)

Burgers :bow:

[GP]

I haven't had a burger in ages.

Might go and have Five Guys tonight.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Went with my son to Harry Potter and the Cursed Child Thurs and Fri. Had Five Guys first night and Leon second night.

Thursday was a damn good night.

[LDG]

Quality Street

All the toffees, more specifically.

[Letters]

Weirdo

Orange Cream :bow: and, to a lesser extent
Strawberry Cream :bow:
EDIT: And Green Triangle :bow:

[LDG]

Weirdo

Orange Cream :bow: and, to a lesser extent
Strawberry Cream :bow:
EDIT: And Green Triangle :bow:


:doh:

Everyone knows the green triangle is a pointless chocolate (in the non-geometric sense).

However, Quality Street > Roses by a fucking mile.

[Letters]

Celebrations > Either, tbh.

[GP]

You idiot.

Celebrations are just small versions of chocolates you can get all year.

[Letters]

Are you under the impression that Quality Street is only available at Christmas?

[LDG]

You idiot.

Celebrations are just small versions of chocolates you can get all year.

:gp:

Some people just don't get it.

[Niall_Quinn]

Are you under the impression that Quality Street is only available at Christmas?

He's having a nightmare this past week :doh:

[GP]

Are you under the impression that Quality Street is only available at Christmas?

I'm under the impression that people only buy them at Christmas.

What sort of freak is buying Quality Street when it's not christmas?

[Marc Overmars]

Celebrations are shit.

[GP]

Correct.

[Letters]

:blink:

Little Bounty, little Snickers, little Maltesers, little Milky Way.


What is not to like about that?
You people are idiots.

[LDG]

:blink:

Little Bounty, little Snickers, little Maltesers, little Milky Way.


What is not to like about that?
You people are idiots.


Nobody likes snickers, or milky way.

[Marc Overmars]

My sister in law introduced her new boyfriend to us recently and he brought round a tub of Celebrations for us. Told me everything I needed to know about him.

[Letters]

That he's a legend? Who is banging your sister-in-law?
Snickers is top, top quality.

[LDG]

My sister in law introduced her new boyfriend to us recently and he brought round a tub of Celebrations for us. Told me everything I needed to know about him.

:lol:

What a cunt.

[GP]

Proper red flag, that.

[Niall_Quinn]

:blink:

Little Bounty, little Snickers, little Maltesers, little Milky Way.


What is not to like about that?
You people are idiots.

They're average, at best.

[Letters]

They're average, at best.

http://adage.com/article/news/snickers-surging-top-global-candy-race/237349/

Wenger :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

http://adage.com/article/news/snickers-surging-top-global-candy-race/237349/

Wenger :bow:

Euromonitor Ranking :haha:

#fakeNews

[Globalgunner]

Correct.

Absolutely correct

[Globalgunner]

My wife just came back from the US.
Bought a bag of Kit Kat and a back of Hersheys. Told us to choose, the other going to her office mates.

Hersheys: American chocolate=shit
No wonder they call anuses, Hersheys highways.

[Niall_Quinn]

My wife just came back from the US.
Bought a bag of Kit Kat and a back of Hersheys. Told us to choose, the other going to her office mates.

Hersheys: American chocolate=shit
No wonder they call anuses, Hersheys highways.

They basically eat corn syrup with assorted condiments such as hormone pumped meat and GM fried veggies.

[GP]

Hersheys "chocolate" tastes like vomit.

[Niall_Quinn]

And they're fat.

[GP]

Yeah well, so am I.

[Niall_Quinn]

Yeah well, so am I.

Stupid yank.

[Marc Overmars]

My wife just came back from the US.
Bought a bag of Kit Kat and a back of Hersheys. Told us to choose, the other going to her office mates.

Hersheys: American chocolate=shit
No wonder they call anuses, Hersheys highways.

Indeed. American chocolate is some nasty shit.

[Niall_Quinn]

Indeed. American chocolate is some nasty shit.

tbf, The Euros think that about our chocolate. Which goes to prove the more a nation spends on weapons the worse its chocolate gets.

[Globalgunner]

Selling Cadburys was a tragic mistake. Worse than Brexit.

[Cripps]

Brexit :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Selling Cadburys was a tragic mistake. Worse than Brexit.

Maybe our anti-democratic parliament can vote to nullify the lawful Cadbury sale?

[Cripps]

Monster :bow:

[Cripps]

Sushi tonight

Apprehensive :popcorn:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Sushi tonight

Apprehensive :popcorn:

Apprehensive? Will this be your first sushi experience

What with burritos and now this you seem to have led a very sheltered culinery existence

[Cripps]

Apprehensive? Will this be your first sushi experience


Yes

Any recommendations?

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Yes

Any recommendations?

Depends on where you’re going

I like a nice tuna roll with a dab of wasabi myself

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Also at the risk of a serious reply. There is a great documentary film called Jiro dreams of Sushi

This guy is a god of Sushi preparation.

[Marc Overmars]

Love a bit of Sushi. Spicy Tuna Rolls and California are my favourites, though I would happily eat any variety put in front of me.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Love a bit of Sushi. Spicy Tuna Rolls and California are my favourites, though I would happily eat any variety put in front of me.

In terms of quality of fish and the way it’s prepared. Asians are the go to people with Fish

[Cripps]

Brexit :pal:

[Marc Overmars]

In terms of quality of fish and the way it’s prepared. Asians are the go to people with Fish

Absolutely.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Brexit :pal:

That’s quite the conversational non sequitur

[Cripps]

Sushi :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

What did you have?

[Xhaka Can’t]

Can't you read?

She had sushi.

[LDG]

Can't you read?

She had sushi.

I pulled out from the same comment to save face.

[Cripps]

What did you have?

Chicken gyoza, ebi tempura, salmon nigiri, salmon maki, katsu curry, a duck sushi set and spicy tuna maki after your recommendation.

The duck was absolutely insane. Katsu curry a bit of a let down, mainly because there's a food market near work that does insane katsu wraps so wasn't as good as that.

But overall very good.

[Xhaka Can’t]

I had duck gyoza for lunch.

[Marc Overmars]

Chicken gyoza, ebi tempura, salmon nigiri, salmon maki, katsu curry, a duck sushi set and spicy tuna maki after your recommendation.

The duck was absolutely insane. Katsu curry a bit of a let down, mainly because there's a food market near work that does insane katsu wraps so wasn't as good as that.

But overall very good.

Impressive choices. Duck sushi is great, it’s like all of the goodness from a normal crispy duck pancake but without the inconvenience of having to put it together yourself.

[Cripps]

Impressive choices. Duck sushi is great, it’s like all of the goodness from a normal crispy duck pancake but without the inconvenience of having to put it together yourself.

Also chicken skewers. They were top top qualitee.

Luckily they had pictures on the menu otherwise we would have been screwed :lol:

[GP]

https://www.poundstretcher.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/686x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/2/6/266039-domestos_2l_bleach_1000x1000.jpg

[GP]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DXWsLt3X4AAgB0e.jpg

[Niall_Quinn]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DXWsLt3X4AAgB0e.jpg

Wenger's summer transfer targets.

[Letters]

Chinese

Chinese :bow:

[LDG]

Chinese

Chinese :bow:

Boneless pork rectums in sweet and sour sauce.

[Niall_Quinn]

Boneless pork rectums in sweet and sour sauce.

Disgusting.

Sweet and sour sauce FFS :doh:

[GP]

Aren't all rectums boneless?

I mean, at first?

[LDG]

Aren't all rectums boneless?

I mean, at first?

:lol:

More like over-cooked calamari

[Letters]

That’s good eating :cool:

[GP]

https://i.redd.it/xtgvq53wovq01.jpg

[Niall_Quinn]

LOL - Afro Caribbean Groceries :haha:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Every once in a while, I appreciate a spot of fine dining.

I’ve just won a sausage and egg McMuffin, a £20 CeX voucher and a 3 month Now TV pass

[Letters]

Living. The. Dream.

[GP]

McMuffins :bow:

[Cripps]

Used a gas barbecue for the first time yesterday :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Every once in a while, I appreciate a spot of fine dining.

I’ve just won a sausage and egg McMuffin, a £20 CeX voucher and a 3 month Now TV pass

The sausage and egg McMuffin delivers better bandwidth than NOW (or sometime soon, maybe) TV.

[GP]

Oatcakes.

Extra salt.

[GP]

Chocolate Starfish

Hotdog flavoured water

[Letters]

5 Guys :bow:



Ow, my chest :(

[Cripps]

Ramadan over

Food :bow:

[Letters]

Eid Mubarak


Fish and chips from the work canteen.
Why do I ever go there? It is bloody awful. And today it wasn't even fish and chips, it was their usual awful chips with a game of "find the fish in this mass of batter".

:sick:

[GP]

Have you considered a salad?

[Letters]

Stop being ridiculous.

[Cripps]

Eid Mubarak




Thanks :good:

[Marc Overmars]

Eid Mubarak


Fish and chips from the work canteen.
Why do I ever go there? It is bloody awful. And today it wasn't even fish and chips, it was their usual awful chips with a game of "find the fish in this mass of batter".

:sick:

You work in Central London bro, we have the biggest choice on offer when it comes to food.

Our canteen is terrible as well, I wouldn't be seen dead in there.

[GP]

Steamed hams

[Letters]

Living the dream.

[Letters]

http://newsthump.com/2018/11/13/you-can-have-a-freakshake-when-you-stop-being-so-fcking-fat-confirms-government/

:(

[Letters]

Sausage Roll and Cauliflower :doh:

Our work canteen... :ilt:

[GP]

Hot gravel.

Just getting used to a post-Brexit world.

[GP]

https://www.whisky.fr/media/catalog/product/cache/4/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/m/1/m13368_2.jpg

[GP]

https://img.thewhiskyexchange.com/540/dalob.15yov5.jpg

[GP]

https://img.thewhiskyexchange.com/900/lgvob.09yo.jpg

Lagavulin is wonderful.

[GP]

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/17/bull-semen-explosion-yarram-herd-services-fire-rips-building-10757047/

[Letters]

A strawberry lollypop :d

[GP]

https://assets.sainsburys-groceries.co.uk/gol/2421773/1/640x640.jpg

[dazthegooner]

And at the unbelievable price of £1 :good:

[GP]

Monkey shoulder.

[Niall_Quinn]

Monkey shoulder.

Yeah. It actually works. No amount of snobbery stopped it form doing the trick.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bleach, I mean.

[GP]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rzFjHXknyE

[The Wengerbabies]

Eating: everything, drunk eating is a bitch

Drinking: water and Gatorade I think I'm getting old if I don't do this I'll feel like shit in the mañana and all.day it used to be I'd be fine

[Letters]

Mince pies :cool:

[GP]

Shit

[GP]

A megapint of red wine.

[Mac76]

Happy hangover tomorrow...

[GP]

7up

[FootieJohn909]

Tonight I'm going to have some wine while chewing down some dark chocolate

[FootieJohn909]

At moment I am eating some grapes with a glass of water next to me. I know basic but so what

[mandela8]

At moment I am eating some grapes with a glass of water next to me. I know basic but so what

Should try freezing the grapes.

Just makes them better for some reason.

[Letters]

...do you eat them from frozen? :unsure:

I've never heard that before.

[mandela8]

...do you eat them from frozen? :unsure:

I've never heard that before.

Aye, eat them frozen. I hadn't either until someone suggested it. They're just....better. hard to explain. Just try it.

Obviously destalk them first. Just put in a food bag. They don't harden like ice either, so don't worry about cracking you teeth.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

He's right you know.

[The Wengerbabies]

Mince pie