This Weekend's Fixtures & Burnley v Chelsea (16/17/18 Aug).

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Thanks Munchies. I'll try to catch the first 30 mins before I leave the office.

[Munchies]

No worries

teams coming out nnow

Fuck Cesc!

[Munchies]

Oh dear, Jose Mourinho chants already :doh:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Richard Mist: If Diego Costa does well Chelsea will be contenders.

Fucking genius.

[Munchies]

Where's Maccy?

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Epic through ball by Cesc. Used to do that all the time for us. :(

[Injury Time]

Chelsea do have a freakishly good Football Manager squad. Suppose that's what a trillion pounds gets you.

Think the stream is being fucked with as Chelsea appear to playing along the floor with zip, "pace n power" TM Neville

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

:haha:

1-0 Burnley.

[Munchies]

Omfg!!!!!!!!!!!

http://sportz-hd.eu/

[Injury Time]

HD Sky Sports

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/18730340
User banned <_<

[Master Splinter]

What a strike!

Park the biggest bus of all time Burnley.

Or bring on Robbie Blake.

[Munchies]

User banned <_<
http://atdhe.sx/soccer/watch-burnley-vs-chelsea-6de1i

[Munchies]

fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Emirates Gallactico]

FFS

1 - 1


Costa Coffee scores.

[Master Splinter]

Burnley :doh:.

[Injury Time]

:rolleyes: give up on streams time to put kids to bed <_<

[The Emirates Gallactico]

2 - 1


Fuck. What a ball from Cesc!

[Munchies]

fuk you fabregas!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

That's probably the worst defensive line I've seen.

Mainly because it wasn't really a line.

Atrocious defending.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

That's probably the worst defensive line I've seen.

Mainly because it wasn't really a line.

Atrocious defending.

Agree. Was an amazing goal but Burnley were all over the place for that.

Chelsea will rack up 6 or 7 at this rate.

[Power n Glory]

That was a silly goal!

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Want to see Ozil play a similar ball in for Sanchez against Everton.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Costa booked for diving :haha::haha:


Classical Mourinho team, always cheating.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Michael Oliver :bow::bow:


Second best ref in the league behind Blattenberg.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It can't be long before Diego Costa surpasses Suarez as despised foreigner of the BLitW.

[Munchies]

fuck

turning this off

goodbye

[The Emirates Gallactico]

3 - 1

Ivanovic.

This is going to be a rout. Why couldn't we have had this type of defending against Palace last weekend?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I think Burnley will rack up fewer points than they did last time they were here.

They're not horrific if the ball is played in front of them, they're organised decently enough. But once there is any sort of speed in the passing and the ball is moving between them in the gaps, they'e screwed.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Never seen a newly promoted Championship get duffed up by one of the top teams before.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

It wouldn't be the first weekend of the season without wild, kneejerk predictions.

But I do think their defence just looks a little.... too pubby.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Does Cesc ever shut up?

[Japan Shaking All Over]

BBC drooling over Cesc, questioning why we LET him go to Chelsea!

[Niall_Quinn]

Fucking gypos, forgot they were raping football tonight. Also forgot about their new cuntface midfielder - what a scrote he is, perfect chav, the sort of cunt who'd wear a hoody. Fuck him.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Which in a way I suppose we did by not taking up the option but Wenger obviously has put all his eggs in Jacks basket

[Niall_Quinn]

Well we know Courtois, or whatever the cunts name is, is your bog standard keeper who has been hyped a la Hart. But let's pretend he's as a amazing as they are making out. I'll go first...

Fucking hell, that Courtois bloke is amazing. Best keeper I've ever seen in my life.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fabregas playing for the gypos. What the fuck is wrong with football?

[Niall_Quinn]

What a horrible cunt that Hazard is. Yes, a foul. But then he puts the groundsman out of a job.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Robbie Savage: "We are watching the champions tonight. What a second goal as well. That goal will take some beating this year! Better than Arsenal's last year."

I assume everyone here will be in agreement? :popcorn:

[Niall_Quinn]

Robbie Savage: "We are watching the champions tonight. What a second goal as well. That goal will take some beating this year! Better than Arsenal's last year."

I assume everyone here will be in agreement? :popcorn:

Absolutely. No doubt about it. Ask anyone here and they'll instantly tell you savage is an utter cunt.

[Master Splinter]

Well we know Courtois, or whatever the cunts name is, is your bog standard keeper who has been hyped a la Hart. But let's pretend he's as a amazing as they are making out. I'll go first...

Fucking hell, that Courtois bloke is amazing. Best keeper I've ever seen in my life.

No. Courtois is genuinely worth the praise he gets. Sometimes, you can admit a player is brilliant. He is to Hart what Pires is to Adam Johnson.

[Niall_Quinn]

No. Courtois is genuinely worth the praise he gets. Sometimes, you can admit a player is brilliant. He is to Hart what Pires is to Adam Johnson.

Ramsey is brilliant. When did I ever say different?

[Master Splinter]

Options, options....if Jose Mourinho wants to change things at any point in the second half he certainly has plenty of quality on the bench, particularly in midfield and going forward. Willian, Jon Obi Mikel, Fernando Torres and one Didier Drogba - take your pick Jose.


One good half against the mighty Burnley and Mikel, Torres and a 94 year-old Drogba are elevated to amazing options from the bench.

[Niall_Quinn]

Burnley really are shit. Up and straight back down.

[Master Splinter]

Burnley just keep hoofing it up into a backline of giants.

Stupid.

[Niall_Quinn]

Willian and now Mikel. Maureen can't help himself.

[Niall_Quinn]

Drogba coming on.

He's down.

Injured.

Has to go off on a stretcher.

But he's back on now.

[Master Splinter]

Willian and now Mikel. Maureen can't help himself.

Drogba on at centre-back now too.

[Master Splinter]

Best thing Sordell has ever done.

Sadly, that's perhaps his only talent.

[Niall_Quinn]

Pitiful half of football. Chavs have no incentive to play and Burnley aren't capable.

[Master Splinter]

Chelsea to beat Burnley 2-0 and every pundit to declare the title race over because of Chelsea's unstoppable squad for the thirtieth season in a row?




Close enough.

[Syn]

Solid win for Chelsea. They've got the chance to go 8 points clear next week when they play Leicester at home.

Despite getting thrashed by Crystal Palace by -1 goals, we have to keep believing.

We go again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Neville and Carragher bot initiated.

Power and strength. :sleep:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It's funny how all the Championship promoted sides automatically have 'spirit'.

[Niall_Quinn]

It's funny how all the Championship promoted sides automatically have 'spirit'.

Easier to say than inebriated thugs.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

More difficult to say than Northerners. :ninja:

You know what I really resent? How football is presented in this country; getting sick of it yet I still pay for it. Total buffoon.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

And there we go again, Neville on Man City - power and strength.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Costa brilliant

PnG :haha:

[Ernesto]

More difficult to say than Northerners. :ninja:

You know what I really resent? How football is presented in this country; getting sick of it yet I still pay for it. Total buffoon.

I understand where you're coming from. I'm sick of the game after only one round of fixtures! The last three televised games have been sickeningly dour.

[Munchies]

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collymore says he'll leave broadcasting for good if Neville finds a clip.

Come on Neville lol