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AKBapologist
20-08-2014, 10:38 PM
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The folks at The Daily Mail have compiled a graphic that conveys the average height and weight of every Premier League team on the opening weekend of the 2014/15 season.

According to their calculations, Arsenal are the shortest team in the English top flight, with the likes of Jack Wilshere and Alexis Sanchez both clocking in well under 6', contributing to a lowly average height of 5'9".

Santi Cazorla, meanwhile, is the league's shortest player at just 5'6".

Across London, meanwhile, most of Chelsea's players will have no trouble reaching the top shelf at the supermarket, as their average height is a lofty 6'1".

Thibaut Courtois (6'6"), Nemanja Matic (6'4"), Gary Cahill (6'3") and John Terry (6'1.5") all raise the mean height, making up for Cesc Fabregas (5'10") and the pint-sized Eden Hazard (5'8").

The Blues were also the second-heaviest team of the weekend at an average 12st 4lbs. Their west London neighbours QPR, meanwhile, carried the most weight, tipping the scales at 12st 7lbs.

Arsenal shared the honour of being the lightest team with new boys Burnley, both averaging out at just 11st.

Niall_Quinn
20-08-2014, 11:06 PM
Starting team vs Palace just under 5'11'' and this article is bullshit.

Ches 1.98
Gibbo 1.78
Kos 1.86
Chambo 1.82
Debu 1.77
Arts 1.76
Jack 1.72
Rambo 1.78
Santi 1.65
Alexis 1.69
Yoyo 1.91

Avg 1.79m ~ 5'11'' (http://www.height-converter.com/)

That's without Merts who would push it on towards 6' avg.

I am invisible
21-08-2014, 08:21 AM
I swear Gary Cahill grows an inch every time I check his stats? He was 6'2 when we were being linked with him a couple of years ago, this Daily Mail 'article' has him at 6'3, and I've just checked his wikipedia page and he's shot up to 6'4?

Özim
21-08-2014, 08:24 AM
Starting team vs Palace just under 5'11'' and this article is bullshit.

Ches 1.98
Gibbo 1.78
Kos 1.86
Chambo 1.82
Debu 1.77
Arts 1.76
Jack 1.72
Rambo 1.78
Santi 1.65
Alexis 1.69
Yoyo 1.91

Avg 1.79m ~ 5'11'' (http://www.height-converter.com/)

That's without Merts who would push it on towards 6' avg.

Doesn't change the fact we're a smallish team by today's standards and that isn't going to help us defending set pieces.

Letters
21-08-2014, 08:27 AM
If only we'd signed Peter Crouch :(

GP
21-08-2014, 08:37 AM
Starting team vs Palace just under 5'11'' and this article is bullshit.

Ches 1.98
Gibbo 1.78
Kos 1.86
Chambo 1.82
Debu 1.77
Arts 1.76
Jack 1.72
Rambo 1.78
Santi 1.65
Alexis 1.69
Yoyo 1.91

Avg 1.79m ~ 5'11'' (http://www.height-converter.com/)

That's without Merts who would push it on towards 6' avg.

And Giroud is 6'4".

Power, pace, etc, etc, :yawn:

Letters
21-08-2014, 08:56 AM
Doesn't change the fact we're a smallish team by today's standards and that isn't going to help us defending set pieces.

I was struggling to find some stats on that but I don't think conceding goals from set pieces was a big issue last year.

KSE Comedy Club
21-08-2014, 09:03 AM
Typical daily fail article really.

I'm surprised they didn't find a way to write about how Ozil is stealing his height stats :rolleyes:

McNamara That Ghost...
21-08-2014, 09:26 AM
I have no idea what this article is supposed to show.

And again, post links!

Niall_Quinn
21-08-2014, 09:38 AM
And Giroud is 6'4".

Power, pace, etc, etc, :yawn:

And if Santi lies down he's 6'4'' too. So we're actually the tallest team in the league.

Niall_Quinn
21-08-2014, 09:40 AM
I have no idea what this article is supposed to show.

And again, post links!

I think it shows the first day of the season seriously fucked with their van Gaal the genius campaign.

Letters
21-08-2014, 09:42 AM
And again, post links!
Although those links should come with a warning if they're to the Daily Mail in case people accidentally go to the Daily Mail website.

Özim
21-08-2014, 09:44 AM
I was struggling to find some stats on that but I don't think conceding goals from set pieces was a big issue last year.

It might not have been but if you have smaller players generally it will mean you'll find it tough against taller teams in the air at set pieces.

McNamara That Ghost...
21-08-2014, 09:44 AM
We are closer to genius than Chelsea are.

Niall_Quinn
21-08-2014, 09:46 AM
Doesn't change the fact we're a smallish team by today's standards and that isn't going to help us defending set pieces.

The facts:


Set-pieces and lofted balls into the box used to be a sure-fire way of scoring against Arsenal. Not any more. With a settled back four of Bacary Sagna, Per Mertesacker, Laurent Koscielny and Kieran Gibbs, the Gunners have the third best defensive record in the league. Only Southampton and Tottenham have shipped fewer goals.

Against the Saints, Arsenal were successful with all 34 of their attempted clearances. Of that total, 24 came with the head. They made 17 interceptions, 4 blocks and won 28 of their 32 aerial duels. Mertesacker was immense, making 7 clearances – bettered only by his central defensive partner, Koscielny.

Unsurprisingly, the German was unbeatable in the air. Five times he went up against an opponent, five times he came out on top.

The Daily Fail:


SIGN FOR THE SEASON
Arsenal’s chronic set piece problems look likely to continue. New full-back Mathieu Debuchy was guilty of completely losing scorer Brede Hangeland for the opening goal, with the Palace defender ending up five yards off his marker. It remains an area of concern for Arsene Wenger particularly when Per Mertesacker is unavailable.

Daily Fail - #stealingaliving

Niall_Quinn
21-08-2014, 09:48 AM
Although those links should come with a warning if they're to the Daily Mail in case people accidentally go to the Daily Mail website.

Use a VPN and anti-AIDS software

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
22-08-2014, 12:35 AM
Who has the biggest penis?

WMUG
22-08-2014, 08:25 AM
Use a VPN and anti-AIDS software

Adblock would be more effective, Shirley?

Blink 1nce Quince 2wice
22-08-2014, 08:47 PM
Doesn't change the fact we're a smallish team by today's standards and that isn't going to help us defending set pieces.

I hear we actually have the best record defending set pieces based on last season. Not a surprise give our position in the league, leading it for so long and not least the CB partnership including the tallest 1st team player in the league.

We could do with a little more 'presence' in midfield.