Capital One Cup 2014/2015

[Marc Overmars]

MK Dons 1-0 Man Utd currently. :haha: :bow:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Van Ego :haha::haha:


KVGAU - Keep Van Gaal At United

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

How many times will we hear the name "Mark Robins" during this match?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Mike Riley, Howard Webb and Dermot Gallagher all sitting together.

What a sight.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

2-0!

:haha:

That was a fucking awesome finish tbf.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

:haha::haha:


Van Gaal :bow::bow:

Best Man Utd manager since Sir David Moyes.

[adzzzbatch]

:haha: what a genius!! :bow:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Maintaining squad freshness by ensuring United on course for a 40 game season.

What genius!

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

:faint:

Wow. 3-0.

That is some awful defending.

[Marc Overmars]

Van Genius. :bow:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Arsenal player scores as well :haha::haha:


Van Gaal :bow::bow:


Letting the rest of the PL get complacent by losing to MK Dons in a meaningless cup. What a strategy.

[adzzzbatch]

Ooooo nearly 4!

[adzzzbatch]

They're not even that under strength!

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Hope Addidas and Cheverolet built escape clauses into their sponsorship deals.

[Syn]

Emmanuel Y Frimpong. ‏@IAMFRIMPONG26 4 mins
Might turn up at United tomorrow for trials

:haha:

#hesnotleavingityeah

[The Emirates Gallactico]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bv_b_F4CMAAUN2s.png:large


Howard Webb thinking of a way to sub himself on.

[adzzzbatch]

WOOOOOOOOO!!!

4-0 Afobe!! :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

:haha:

This is just silly.

[Munchies]

:haha:

[adzzzbatch]

Such genius on display here!

[The Emirates Gallactico]

:haha::haha:


Give Van Gaal the keys to Manchester at once!

[Ollie the Optimist]

:haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Not the best team in Manchester and now not even the best team in Milton Keynes.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Probably could do with recalling Afobe based on this performance.

[Xhaka Can’t]

I thought Moyes was good, but Van Gaal is the real deal.

[adzzzbatch]

United fans have hardly had that far to travel from the south.

[GP]

van Hahahaal

[Munchies]

I thought Moyes was good, but Van Gaal is the real deal.

Should've listened to Fergie!

[Munchies]

van Hahahaal

ROFLZ

[Marc Overmars]

United fans have hardly had that far to travel from the south.

Everyone in the stadium over the age of 16 is a United fan. :lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Bloody hell Anderson is playing :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

http://www.pix123.com/footballtips/201406/Jun05/2014Jun05094658_495619299.jpg

[Syn]

If Man Utd get knocked out of the FA Cup too, imagine all the rest they'll have. Guaranteed to win the title.

[adzzzbatch]

Everyone in the stadium over the age of 16 is a United fan. :lol:

Most of the fans in the stadium are gutted! :lol:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Genius!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd. :haha:

Agent Fergie. :bow:

Afobe. :bow:

Time to come back home.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Edin Džeko
‏@EdDzeko
Hahahaha

:haha:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Utd :haha: :haha: :haha:

[Marc Overmars]

They have no defenders or midfielders.

Yet they spunked 60m on Di Maria. Impressive.

[Heisenberg]

:haha: :haha: :haha:

[Xhaka Can’t]

People need to get things into perspective. United fielded a team that was largely made up of reserves.

If they had played their first team, MK would only have won by a couple.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Edin Džeko
‏@EdDzeko
Hahahaha

:haha:

:lol:

Trolltastic.

[adzzzbatch]

People need to get things into perspective. United fielded a team that was largely made up of reserves.

If they had played their first team, MK would only have won by a couple.

:lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/08/26/1409089987807_wps_2_MK_Dons_English_striker_B.jpg

[Niall_Quinn]

"His [LVG] second-string side were outplayed by the Dons, a club with a playing budget which amounts to less than £3million a year on wages, approximately a quarter of the wage Di Maria is set to be paid."

[Xhaka Can’t]

Genius!

[Letters]

Everyone in the stadium over the age of 16 is a United fan. :lol:
Not everyone. MrsL is from MK and my father in law was there tonight. :d
He texted me the score. I lol'd

[Niall_Quinn]

From Red Cafe


Our midfield is being overrun by a fecking 18 year old carpenter


That's to be expected considering how much dead wood we've put in front of him.

[Niall_Quinn]

"What formation are we even playing??"


False XI

[Niall_Quinn]

Shit, Afobe is coming on now!

:haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

http://giant.gfycat.com/DefenselessOptimalGrackle.gif

[WMUG]

God, as a defender I'm absolutely cringing at that. It's like they've forgotten the basics of defending. Just unbelievable from professionals.

Get goal side FFS :lol:

[Letters]

Alright, Hansen.

[Injury Time]

Alright, Hansen.

Nastiest thing anyone has been called on here :sulk:

[WMUG]

Alright, Hansen.

True though! It's unbelievably inept stuff.

[Master Splinter]

LVM :haha:.

Afobe :bow:.

[GP]

Arsenal will play Southampton in the Capital One Cup.

I didn't catch who Man Utd are playing...

[Niall_Quinn]

Fuck - tough game. Could have done with an easy game like the MK Dons got.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Full third-round draw:

Chelsea v Bolton
Arsenal v Southampton
West Brom v Hull
Crystal Palace v Newcastle
Leyton Orient v Sheffield United
Cardiff v Bournemouth
Sunderland v Stoke
Derby v Reading
Liverpool v Middlesbrough
MK Dons v Bradford
Manchester City v Sheffield Wednesday
Burton Albion v Brighton
Swansea v Everton
Shrewsbury v Norwich
Fulham v Doncaster
Tottenham v Nottingham Forest

No :haha: ties, sadly.

[Munchies]

C'mon the underdogs :coffee:

[I am invisible]

No :haha: ties, sadly.

MK Dons v Bradford is still kind of funny...

[Master Splinter]

Afobe with another goal for MK Dons against Bradford :bow:.

[Injury Time]

Afobe with another goal for MK Dons against Bradford :bow:.

SIGN HIM UP!!!

[Master Splinter]

Leonard Rossiter puts Liverpool 1-0 up against Boro.

Altidore scores for Sunderland against Stoke. :faint:

[Master Splinter]

Swansea 1-0 Neverton, Dyer.

[Master Splinter]

Muniesa equalises for Scrote.

[Master Splinter]

Boro equalise. Reach makes it 1-1.

Sigurdsson makes it 2-0 to Swansea.

[Master Splinter]

Sunderland 1-2 Stoke, Muniesa again.

[Master Splinter]

Afobe scored again :bow:.

Emnes made it 3-0 to Swansea. Neverton :lol:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

ET for Liverpool - Boro.

:popcorn:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Markovic decided not to shoot with the goal gaping. Weirdo.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 2-1 Boro, Suso.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

PELANTY!!!

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sterling and Kolo. :doh:

Liverpool 2-2 Boro, BAMFORD!!! :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Time for pelanties!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Balotelli first up. :popcorn:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Balotelli makes it 1-0.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stays 1-0, Bamford has it saved. :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-0 Lucas, great pelanty.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-1 Clayton.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

3-1 Lallana.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a pelanty from Reach. :blink:

[Injury Time]

Boooooooo lol #meh

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sterling to win it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sterling has it saved!!!

:haha:

What a bottlejob.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Vossen makes it 4-4, on it goes!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Williams makes it 5-4 to Liverpool.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

5-5, Friend. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Time for Agent Kolo.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kolo blasts it in. :bow:

6-5.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ayala roofs it! Wow.

6-6.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sakho makes it 7-6. :wacko:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mignolet gets his hands to it but still 7-7. Poor keeping.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Manquillo makes it 8-7. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

8-8. :popcorn:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jose Enrique up.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

9-8.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

9-9. Time for the keepers! :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mignolet make it 10-9, stunning technique.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Blackman makes it 10-10!

Round we go again.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

ROTATE THE BOARD!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Balotelli makes it 11-10.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bamford's third pel of the night. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

11-11. This is absolutely ridiculous.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lucas makes it 12-11. I'm not sure how many times Blackman guesses the right way to dive but it seems quite low.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Clayton strokes it in. 12-12.

What's the record?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lallana makes it 13-12.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Reach with another stunning pelanty. 13-13.

:bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

14-13. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool finally win 14-13! What a ridiculous shootout.

[Injury Time]

:yikes:

[Injury Time]

Liverpool finally win 14-13! What a ridiculous shootout.

Booooooo!

[adzzzbatch]

Booooooo!

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I totally agree with you though, it's definitely liverpools year.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/48167000/jpg/_48167670_mahutisnerscoreboard.jpg

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://library.creativecow.net/articles/kaufman_debra/Lawrence-of-Arabia-Restoration/assets/Lawrence-of-Arabia_R6before_0006309.jpg

[Injury Time]

:handbags:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 1-1 Bolton. :lol:

Palace 1-1 Barcodes.

WBA 1-1 Hull.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Citeh 3-0 Sheffield Wednesday, Honest Frank, Dzeko and Jesus Navas.

Chelsea 2-1 Bolton, Oscar.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Spuds 0-1 Forest, Grant! :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Spuds 2-1 Forest, Mason and Soldado with the goals. :rolleyes:

Palace 1-2 Barcodes, Riviere pelanty for this second.

Citeh 5-0 Wednesday, Yaya pelanty and Dzeko.

Burton 0-3 Brighton.

WBA 1-2 Hull, Brady.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

6-0 Citeh, Pozo. :unsure:

Spuds 3-1 Forest, Kane.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Citeh 7-0, Honest Frank with his second.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Time for the Fourth Round Draw. :popcorn:



1. Bournemouth
2. Derby County
3. Fulham
4. Liverpool
5. MK Dons
6. Sheffield United
7. Shrewsbury Town
8. Southampton
9. Stoke City
10. Swansea City
11. Brighton and Hove Albion
12. Chelsea
13. Crystal Palace or Newcastle United
14. Manchester City
15. Tottenham Hotspur
16. West Bromwich Albion or Hull City

Matches take place week commencing 27 October.

WBA 3-2 Hull, McAuley and Berahino! :wacko:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Spuds vs Brighton.

:rolleyes:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke vs Southampton. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bournemouth vs West Brom or Hull.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shrewsbury Town vs Chelsea.

FFS.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool vs Swansea. :popcorn:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

MK Dons vs Sheffield United.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Shock Chelsea get a good draw in a cup competition

Those hot balls working wonders.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City vs Crystal Palace or Newcastle.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fulham vs Derby.

And that concludes the draw.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It's the Premier League, Hoddle. How hard is it to remember the name?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Palace 2-3 Barcodes, Dummett.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fulham 1-0 Derby.

0-0 in all the other games.

[GP]

Fulham 1-0 Derby.

0-0 in all the other games.

Even at Shrewsbury?

[Master Splinter]

1-1 at Shrewsbury!

Chelsea :haha:.

Liverpool 0-1 Swansea, Emnes!

Liverpool :haha:.

[Master Splinter]

1-2 Chelsea now, an own goal. Shrewsbury :doh:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Even at Shrewsbury?

At the time!

Also, Liverpool. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fulham 2-5 Derby!

:haha:

[Master Splinter]

Balotelli on for Lambert.

Shit for Shit.

[Master Splinter]

Bony on to finish Liverpool off :bow:.

[Master Splinter]

1-1. Balotelli. FFS.

Swansea :doh:.

[Master Splinter]

Bournemouth 2-1 West Brom. FT. West Brom :lol:.

Shrewsbury 1-2 Chelsea. FT. Chelsea's mighty squad crushing League 2 Shrewsbury.

MK Dons 1-2 Sheff Utd, FT.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Kolo might just be the worst player I have ever seen.

Hopefully someone made a GIF of him confusing himself and ending up on his arse. It was extraordinary.

[Master Splinter]

Fernandez sent off. Terrible decision.

[Injury Time]

Kolo might just be the worst player I have ever seen.

Hopefully someone made a GIF of him confusing himself and ending up on his arse. It was extraordinary.

No we've all seen the headless chicken, but at least he's YOUR headless chicken now :pal:

Sry :run:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Mario has just done a full-on Lehmann against [Drogba] Shelvey :haha:

Lovren!!!

[Master Splinter]

Lovren scores the winner. Tremmel fucks up.

Ref gets his desired result.

[Master Splinter]

Ref 2-1 Swansea.

Corruption :bow:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Classified results:

Bournemouth 2-1 West Brom, FT. :haha:

MK Dons 1-2 Sheffield United, FT. Afobe bows out. :bow:

Shrewsbury 1-2 Chelsea, FT.

Fulham 2-5 Derby, FT.

Liverpool 2-1 Swansea, FT.

[Syn]

1. If not used for giving reserve players practice it's a pointless comp. 2. Not even the 3rd world teams go full pelt in this. 3. Capital One is a joke corporation.

[Xhaka Can’t]

I got so much junkmail from Capital One, it was a joke.

Took to shredding my mail and accumulating other junk mail and stuffing it into their postage paid return envelopes and sending it to them.

[Marc Overmars]

I got so much junkmail from Capital One, it was a joke. Took to shredding my mail and accumulating other junk mail and stuffing it into their postage paid return envelopes and sending it to them.I'm always getting credit card application forms from them, so I think I'll use your idea now!

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Seems like a lot of effort,

95% of my post goes in the shredder. I use the works one so I don't have to even tear anything up, this thing can eat CDs

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Citeh 0-1 Barcodes. :lol:

Stoke 1-2 Southampton
Spuds 0-0 Brighton.

[Master Splinter]

Really strong Citeh team too. Newcastle have a really inexperienced side out.

Silva went off injured early on. Mangala is really dodgy. United to win on Sunday and ruin Citeh's season completely?

Probably not.

[Master Splinter]

Nasri hauled off for Segrio.

The sub has been subbed.

Nasri was Denilsoned :haha:.

[Master Splinter]

0-2, SISSOKO!!!!!!

[Master Splinter]

Citeh's defending. Dear God. :haha: :haha:

Newcastle could have had a pelanty a bit earlier too.

Former Nice Guy Pellegrini :wave:.

[Master Splinter]

2-2 at Stoke, Diouf equalising. Southampton :doh:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Citeh. :haha:

Pardiola to tell Pellers to shut his noise again?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sagna was nutmegged?

:haha:

[Master Splinter]

Merchant sent off! :haha:

And Pele makes it 2-3! :bow:

[Master Splinter]

Dzeko and Navas both miss sitters.

[Master Splinter]

2-0 Spuds, Kane.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Spuds 2-0 Brighton.

Lamela and Kane with the goals.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mangala. :doh:

What a buy.

[Master Splinter]

Citeh 0-2 Newcastle. FT. :haha:

Pellegrini :haha:.

Out of the COC. Almost out of the CL again. Losing ground in the PL.

Money well spent :bow:.

Fernandinho :haha:.

Mangala :haha:.

£32 million :haha:.

Sagna :haha:.

Willy :haha:.

Pardiola :bow: :bow:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Citeh. :haha:

What an embarrassment.

[Injury Time]

Citeh :.

Pellegrini :haha:.

Out of the COC. Almost out of the CL again. Losing ground in the PL.

Money well spent :bow:.]

Fernandinho :haha:.

Mangala :haha:.

£32 million

Sagna :haha:.

Willy :haha:.

Pardiola :bow: :bow:.
The return of Shiteh :pal:
Piddlelower meh :coffee:

[Master Splinter]

Liverpool playing Newcastle on the back of three good wins. :popcorn:

Pardiola out again if they lose?

[Master Splinter]

Also, Stoke :haha:.


I hate Arsenal and they embarrass my very being on a daily basis and Wanker the baguette-chomping, £8 million-earning, not-seeing pedo has damaged me beyond repair so I will support Southampton for some easy 3-month glory. Get in.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

QF Draw:

Derby vs Chelsea. Fuck off.

Spuds vs Barcodes

Bournemouth vs Liverpool

Sheffield United vs Southampton

[Master Splinter]

League Cup quarter-final draw:

Derby v Chelsea
Tottenham v Newcastle
Bournemouth v Liverpool
Sheffield United v Southampton

The only shock is Chelsea didn't get a home game. The day they get even a mildly tough draw the internet will freeze.

[Niall_Quinn]

Citeh 0-2 Newcastle. FT.

They need more playa.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Derby 1-2 Chelsea currently.

Chelsea get another opposition player sent off.

Mourinho demanding a red card against a Championship team. How can anybody respect that absolute weapon?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Derby 1-3 Chelsea, Schurrle.

Disgusting.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sheffield United 1-0 Southampton, FT.

Koeman. :haha:

Never rated him tbf.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bournemouth 1-3 Liverpool, FT.

Gosling for Bournemouth, Sterling with two and Markovic for Liverpool.

Spuds 4-0 Barcodes, FT.

Pardiola. :haha:

Bentaleb, Chadli, Kane and Soldado with the goals.

Semi-final draw is on soon.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml334re9LVA

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Semi-finals:

Liverpool v Chelsea
Spuds v Sheffield United

[Marc Overmars]

Erm, come on Sheffield United. :unsure:

[Niall_Quinn]

Erm, come on Sheffield United. :unsure:

Bad, isn't it?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool: Mignolet, Can, Skrtel, Sakho, Henderson, Gerrard, Lucas, Moreno, Markovic, Coutinho, Sterling.
Subs: Jose Enrique, Lambert, Manquillo, Lallana, Borini, Rossiter, Ward.

Chelsea: Courtois, Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Luis, Matic, Mikel, Willian, Fabregas, Hazard, Costa.
Subs: Cech, Zouma, Ramires, Oscar, Drogba, Remy, Azpilicueta.

Referee: Martin Atkinson (W Yorkshire)

Stevie Me already leading by example says NQ. :unsure:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stevie Me goes for glory from 35 yards out, Courtois tips it over.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty to Chelsea.

Great dive from Hazard.

Martin Atikinson. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 0-1 Chelsea, Hazard.

[Syn]

Get the feeling Liverpool needed to score first to make this interesting. Will give it until the end of the first half.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

All these funny little Carribean islands are the same to NQ.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Henderson. :haha:

Pub.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stevie Me booked.

[Niall_Quinn]

What a warrior Big Man is, awesome!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Coutinho shot, deflects over.

[Niall_Quinn]

I wonder if we'll have a whole media backlash against that diving, cheating cunt Hazard?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lucas booked.

Classic reducer. :bow:

Felipe Luis booked.

[Syn]

This is shit refereeing. Neither should've been yellows.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Did NQ just call the ref Martin Luther?!!

[Niall_Quinn]

Talking of diving cunts, that was embarrassing. A flick of a fingernail and the guy drops dead.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Huge appeal for a pelanty to Liverpool, nothing given.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How the fuck was that not given?

Martin Luther. :haha:

[Syn]

There's a good chance Liverpool will get a penalty for nothing in the second half. Weak ref will be gagging to even it up and the crowd turning on him is making him cry.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-1 HT.

Football dying again.

[Master Splinter]

The guy doing the BBC live text is a bigger Chelsea cultist than Nevin, Wilkins and Taaaaaansend.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

One day Chelsea will get injuries.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Weird from Can.

[Niall_Quinn]

Nice.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 1-1 Chelsea, Sterling!

Brilliant from him.

Sterling for England.

Captaincy.

[Master Splinter]

STERLING!!!!!!!

[Niall_Quinn]

Super defence by the chavs. They really are the best ever.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rodgers has to stop celebrating like that.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

NQ thinks Liverpool may be confident.

Brave call.

[Niall_Quinn]

Another dive by Costa.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Oh fuck off Atkinson you blind tit.

[Niall_Quinn]

NQ thinks Liverpool may be confident.

Brave call.

I'm such an arsehole it's unreal.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Cheeky bid for Sterling this summer?

I'm sure he'd want to join a club with CL football.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Diego Costa offside. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cesc hit that a bit too hard to Hazard.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I'm such an arsehole it's unreal.

I pay a lot of money to hear your views.

[Niall_Quinn]

Mikel has started to "fend off" players.

[Niall_Quinn]

I pay a lot of money to hear your views.

Which goes to show there's always a bigger arsehole out there.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Costa gets double teamed :lol:

[Master Splinter]

Costa the new Ade?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stevie Me drops the Ashes again!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Coutinho smacks it, Courtois saves.

Chelsea. :lol:

Please hammer them Liverhoof.

[Niall_Quinn]

Hazard has GOT to dive better than that! Lazy.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gerrard hauled off, Lallana on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Skrtel clears one.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mikel booked.

[Niall_Quinn]

Mikel booked for more of his fending off antics.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Henderson shoots, Courtois saves near post.

Sterling shoots, Courtois saves near post.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Diego Costa. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

LOOOOL - Costa :haha: What a diving cunt. Would rather dive then go for goal.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Courtois took that out of his area didn't he?

[Master Splinter]

More momentum-halting continuous fouling from Chelsea.

But they always get away with it.

The day a ref stands up to it, he'll be hammered by Mourinho and his cronies in the media and it will go back to normal.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Curtis lucky.

[Niall_Quinn]

Courtois took that out of his area didn't he?

Just cleared his hands as his slid out. Good keeping by the cunt.

[Niall_Quinn]

Gash goes down screaming.

Meanwhile the fake NQ is trying to apologise for Costa's horrendous diving. He's worse than Monreal. And who can forget that dive by Pires? Scandalous.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lallana smashes it, Courtois saves again!

Great save.

[Niall_Quinn]

Sterling :doh:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

What's the Diego Costa chant the Scousers are singing? :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

1 attempt from the chavs after 80 mins, the pen. They are the new Barcelona btw.

[Niall_Quinn]

Is it Quinn's job to explain away all the gypo diving? If so, he's very diligent.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Filipe Luis. :lol:

[Syn]

What's the Diego Costa chant the Scousers are singing? :lol:

"the elephant man, the elephant man, Diego Costa, the elephant man."

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Willian off, Azpilicueta on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Costa must be exhausted, he forgot to dive.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

"the elephant man, the elephant man, Diego Costa, the elephant man."

Harsh on the elephant man tbh. :lol:

[Master Splinter]

Ramires coming on to break some ankles.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 1-1 Chelsea, FT.

Still grim prospects for football I fear.