This Weekend's Fixtures (30/31 Aug).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Saturday, 30th August 2014
Burnley v Man Utd, 12:45 http://i44.tinypic.com/5bpl5u.png
Man City v Stoke, 15:00
Newcastle v Crystal Palace, 15:00
QPR v Sunderland, 15:00
Swansea v West Brom, 15:00
West Ham v Southampton, 15:00
Everton v Chelsea, 17:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

Sunday, 31st August 2014
Aston Villa v Hull, 13:30
Tottenham v Liverpool, 13:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif
Leicester v Arsenal, 16:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

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I'm not posting the league table until it is no longer defiled.

Also, it's an international break following these fixtures. Great.

[Munchies]

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I'm not posting the league table until it is no longer defiled.

Also, it's an international break following these fixtures. Great.

ffs :doh:

[Munchies]

Come on Burnleh :scarf:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Burnley 2-3 Man United
Aston Villa 0-0 Hull
Man City 2-0 Stoke
Newcastle 1-0 Palace
QPR 2-1 Sunderland
Swansea 1-1 West Brom
West Ham 2-2 Southampton
Everton 1-1 Chelsea
Tottenham 2-1 Liverpool
Leicester 1-3 Arsenal

[Syn]

Seems reasonable.

Thinking of going for a Tottenham, Man Utd, Arsenal treble at 7.92 (betfair).

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Don't think Van Gaal will lose another game especially against a poor Burnley side.

Comfortable 2 - 0 win for them.

Pool vs Spurs a 1 - 1 draw.

Hoping Everton do the chavs in the late kick off. I imagine Mourinho will park his bus as usual and aim to get something form the counter - Martinez should be wise enough to prepare for it.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

0-3.

Balotelli hat trick.

[Syn]

Di maria starts.


-------------De Gea---------------

----Jones---Evans---Blackett-----

Valencia---------------------Young

-----Mata---Fletcher--Di Maria------

--------Rooney--Van Persie---------

[The Emirates Gallactico]

That midfield seems pretty light defensively.

[Munchies]

Di Maria, Mata, Rooney , RVC.

Thank fuck there's a pile of shit behind that

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Merse says United's defenders aren't "singing from the same hymn sheet".

Them being utterly fucking shit probably doesn't help either.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Di Maria, Mata, Rooney , RVC.

Thank fuck there's a pile of shit behind that

Looks like a classic too many cockscooks situation.


Mind you even if they don't gel together as a unit I can still see them scoring a hatful just from flashes of individual brilliance from them.

[Niall_Quinn]

Di Maria - fair cop, good player.
Mata - off form, can he get it back playing in that crappy midfield?
Rooney - :haha: The most overrated player in the modern game
RvP - decent of course, but hopefully he'll do his injury thing

What they've paid for that foursome is ludicrous.

Alexis
Cazorla
Ozil
Giroud (Walcott)

For the first time in a long time, I know which 4 I'd rather have.

[Syn]

Will be interesting to see how defensive Di Maria's role is and whether he can cope with getting battered. In theory players like Alexis, Di Maria, Costa - being physically powerful players in La Liga - should cope in England. But the transition isn't always smooth. I won't include Fabregas because he was always made for English football.

[adzzzbatch]

Come on burnley you fucks!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dobby will cope with the league fine.

Burnley: Heaton; Trippier, Duff, Shackell, Mee; Arfield, Jones, Marney, Taylor; Ings, Jutkiewicz.
Subs: Gilks, Ward, Reid, Long, Wallace, Sordell, Barnes.

Man Utd: De Gea; Jones, Evans, Blackett; Valencia, Young, Fletcher, Di Maria, Mata; Rooney, Van Persie
Subs: Januzaj, Hernandez, Welbeck, James, M. Keane, Anderson, Amos

Fuck off Owen.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Burnley Jones's freekick hits the bar!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd. :haha:

What a bunch of pubbers.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Johnny Evans so close to playing a suicide backpass. Just a pathetic player.

Burnley hit the bar form a free kick as well. De Gea didn't move.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great pass from Di Maria to Heaton. :bow:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Not sure Burnley will get too many chances. Needed to put that away.

[Munchies]

Anyone foul Di Maria yet?

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Henri Lansbury :bow::bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Awful toepoke cross from Valencia.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Heaton saved football by stopping RVP scoring.

[Syn]

Hmm...what a pass.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Great save to deny RVC!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mata. :haha:

[Munchies]

That pass :bow:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Mata :haha:


Still, that was some neat play.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

No kid should wear that scarf thing.

[Munchies]

Di Maria looks a quality playa

[The Emirates Gallactico]

lol that stat.


Burnley in their entire history have spent 45 million on transfers, which is less than the Di Maria fee.

[adzzzbatch]

Doesn't sound like it's going well :(

[Munchies]

Doesn't sound like it's going well :(

Can Gaal is managing.

They'll lose/drop points

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Doesn't sound like it's going well :(

Man Utd seem a lot sharper and Burnley are starting to regress into their half now. Only going to be a matter of time before they score really.

Oh well, it was fun whilst it lasted.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good defending by Arfield, could have been dangerous for Man Utd.

[Niall_Quinn]

Doesn't sound like it's going well :(

Lots of Utd huff and puff but they haven't made much. Burnley look just as dangerous with their long ball. Di Maria having a good first game though, that's a downside.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jones smacks another one, De Gea saves!

[GP]

Utd all over the place.

[Niall_Quinn]

De Gea would have had no chance if that hadn't been straight at him.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Excellent defending. Utd were nearly in there.

[Munchies]

'You've only got one Song...' - West Ham v Southampton (15:00 BST)
West Ham have been linked with Barcelona midfielder Alex Song, and here's what Jack Sullivan, son of Hammers' owner David, has just tweeted...

"We have just made a MAJOR INTERNATIONAL SIGNING, he'll be introduced to the crowd at 2.52pm today!"

That's pretty precise timing - we'll keep our eyes peeled for you.


:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Trippier. :doh:

Well struck pass, except for it going out to nobody.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

'You've only got one Song...' - West Ham v Southampton (15:00 BST)
West Ham have been linked with Barcelona midfielder Alex Song, and here's what Jack Sullivan, son of Hammers' owner David, has just tweeted...

"We have just made a MAJOR INTERNATIONAL SIGNING, he'll be introduced to the crowd at 2.52pm today!"

That's pretty precise timing - we'll keep our eyes peeled for you.


:haha:
Not Douglas Carswell is it?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Arfield. :bow:

[Syn]

Trippier. :doh:

Well struck pass, except for it going out to nobody.

Think it just went straight through Rooney :lol:

Di Maria has been firing passes and he's very accurate, but only Van Persie has the quality to control them.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Arfield :bow::bow:


Eat your heart out Di Maria

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Merse thinks we should sign Ings from Burnley. :doh:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Blackett looks like proper filth.

[Syn]

Have any long term injuries restricted Rooney's movement? He used to be rapid. His movements are so much slower now. Still a quality player but had the potential to be better.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fletcher booked. :lol:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Scrote Fletcher booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Any mention of why Chelsea were so open against Leicester at 0-0, no?

Arsenal. :lol:

Still can't defend.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Youngy. :lol:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Young :haha::haha:

Every.Fucking.Week.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Burnley 0-0 Man Utd, HT.

[Niall_Quinn]

Burnley have done okay. One pubby break and they could get a result here. Depends if they can keep the pace up for 90 mins.

[Niall_Quinn]

Young :haha::haha:

Every.Fucking.Week.

If Young keeps this up we'll have to start calling him Pires, or the new new Eduardo.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Burnley have done okay. One pubby break and they could get a result here. Depends if they can keep the pace up for 90 mins.

Think they'll start to fade around the 70 minute mark at which point Man Utd's quality up front should be enough to carve out one or two clear chances which they'll take. Hope they do hold out but just can't see as things stand.


Can't see Burnley scoring from open play either. Either will be a set piece or a mistake from Utd.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Burnley. :bow:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Great pass by Di Maria ..................................... to the goalkeeper.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tripper block to deny Di Maria.

[Syn]

Januzaj on for Wazza please.

[Munchies]

What does Mata do?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

RVP volley, Shackell clears off the line.

[Syn]

Di Maria flop dive was embarrassing.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

RVP. :lol:

What a moron.

[Syn]

What does Mata do?

When he's not scoring or assisting he's a liability. Contributes nothing defensively and isn't a good link player for one-twos or creative play in general.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

This is bloody awful.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City: Hart, Sagna, Kolarov, Kompany, Demichelis, Fernando, Nasri, Yaya Toure, Silva, Jovetic, Aguero.

Stoke: Begovic; Bardsley, Shawcross, Wilson, Pieters; Whelan, Nzonzi; Diouf, Walters, Moses; Crouch.

Sagna. :haha:

[adzzzbatch]

Oh dear sagna :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I'm no expert by any means (obviously) but should a professional athlete, match fit or not, really be cramping after an hour?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Taylor shot, weak and straight at De Gea.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

West Ham: Adrian, O'Brien, Cresswell, Reid, Tomkins, Kouyate, Noble, Vaz Te, Downing, Zarate, Cole.

Southampton: Forster, Clyne, Fonte, Yoshida, Bertrand, Schneiderlin, S. Davis, Ward-Prowse, Tadic, Long, Pelle.

[Syn]

No goal, no assist. Useless. Wasn't up for the fight. Stealing a living. Rather have Conor Wickham. La Liga lightweight.

[Munchies]

Sagan :haha:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

70 mins ..... here comes the spell of Man Utd pressure.

Need to hold out. Park the Burnley bus.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Welbz on. :bow:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

De Gea :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That fatty Anderson is on too? :lol:

[Munchies]

Anderson coming on...LOL

[Globalgunner]

United bringing on all the rejects now. Anderson, Welbeck, . All they need now is Kagawa to complete the troika

[Niall_Quinn]

Why are we laughing at the cunt Sagna? He's in the team isn't he? Or are we just laughing at him because he's a cunt?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Marney booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Why are we laughing at the cunt Sagna? He's in the team isn't he? Or are we just laughing at him because he's a cunt?

The latter. Only comes in to play against the pubbers.

[Niall_Quinn]

United bringing on all the rejects now. Anderson, Welbeck, . All they need now is Kagawa to complete the troika

Kagawa has gone to Dortmund

[Niall_Quinn]

The latter. Only comes in to play against the pubbers.

Sagna :haha:

[Munchies]

Why are we laughing at the cunt Sagna? He's in the team isn't he? Or are we just laughing at him because he's a cunt?

I posted that laugh icon as I thought he wasn't in the team :getcoat:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good header away by Taylor.

[Niall_Quinn]

ROOOOON - EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Missed as usual.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Our future striker Ings off, Barnes on.

[Niall_Quinn]

We should sign Ings tbh.

And I need a drink and a bet.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

West Ham: Adrian, O'Brien, Cresswell, Reid, Tomkins, Kouyate, Noble, Vaz Te, Downing, Zarate, Cole.

Southampton: Forster, Clyne, Fonte, Yoshida, Bertrand, Schneiderlin, S. Davis, Ward-Prowse, Tadic, Long, Pelle.

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Swansea: Fabianski, Rangel, Amat, Williams, Taylor, Ki, Shelvey, Dyer, Sigurdsson, Routledge, Bony.

West Brom: Foster, Wisdom, Dawson, Olsson, Davidson, Gardner, Mulumbu, Berahino, Dorrans, Brunt, Ideye.

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Newcastle: Krul, Janmaat, Coloccini, Williamson, Haidara, Colback, Sissoko, Cabella, De Jong, Gouffran, Riviere.

Crystal Palace: Speroni, Mariappa, Dann, Delaney, Kelly, Puncheon, Jedinak, Ward, Bolasie, Chamakh, Gayle.


Mata. :haha:

That's landing on my roof.

[Syn]

We should sign Ings tbh.

And I need a drink and a bet.

Currently 'working' with a beer in hand and I put a tenner on a accy involving Man Utd winning.

I am Paul Merson.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Only going to be a Mata of time till United sneak the winner here.


Burnley look turd up front. They really need more quality there if they plan on scoring this year, let alone staying up.

[Niall_Quinn]

Why does Owen have to speak? It's ridiculous.

[Niall_Quinn]

Mata injured. Hamstring.

[Syn]

That's good news for Man Utd. £37m fucking hell.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mata off, Januzaj on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Appeal for handball against Barnes, probably was in fairness.

:haha:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

That's not a handball. Guy was turning away and his hand was close to his chest.

[Niall_Quinn]

What did we get Santi for - £16mill?

We really would have gone out of business if we'd have done the chav, gypo, Utd thing. Even Liverpool have been crazy compared to us. And we're slooooooowly building the most talented team.

Utd screaming for a pen. Foy says fook off.

[Syn]

Fair play, he basically caught that.

[Niall_Quinn]

The rule has always been it has to be intentional handball. Commentators are the ones who do that "touched his hand" shit.

[Syn]

Back injury for Welbz?

[Niall_Quinn]

Fair play, he basically caught that.

I didn't see it. Certainly wasn't a pen from what I saw.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Reid booked.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Brilliant foul by Reid.

[Niall_Quinn]

+4 mins

[Syn]

I didn't see it. Certainly wasn't a pen from what I saw.

Turned but his arms were out. Seemed like he knew what he was doing.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

4 mins??

Van Gaal time is the new Fergie time.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fletcher. :lol:

What a pubber.

[Niall_Quinn]

Turned but his arms were out. Seemed like he knew what he was doing.

Couldn't prove it in court. No pen.

[Niall_Quinn]

David Jones MOTM - apparently

[Globalgunner]

I just told my son (supports United, don't ask). They would have got that call if SAF was still in charge

[Niall_Quinn]

GK - that should be it :haha:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

lol Welbz. Gk.

[Niall_Quinn]

FT 0-0 GENIUS!

Utd :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Van Gaal is fucked without extra time and pelanties.

Where's your sub goalie now you twat?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Burnley 0-0 Man Utd, FT. :haha:

Well that was dreadful.

Van Gaal. :haha:

£130 million. :haha:

Moyes in! :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

£400mill to get that 0-0

[adzzzbatch]

I'll take that.

Brilliant from the genius gaal.

[Niall_Quinn]

3 months to turn around a £400mill squad - genius.

[Syn]

The attacking quality is great on paper but they're still so reliant on Van Persie. And he seems to have slowed down a bit.

[fakeyank]

I just told my son (supports United, don't ask). They would have got that call if SAF was still in charge

And you are ok with continuing to have faulty genes run in your family? You gotta nip the problem in the bud..

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Time for Man Utd to spunk another 100 million on players they don't need.

[Globalgunner]

3 games 2 points. At this rate United should just about avoid relegation.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Old Man Van Persie I would say.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

"She canee take the strain capt'n!"

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:haha::haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

3 games 2 points. At this rate United should just about avoid relegation.

As Jeff Powell pointed out, there's nothing between us and Utd at the moment. Just a few wins for them and avoiding a hammering against MK Dons and us going out of the CL and losing our opening games and Utd would be better than us.

[Niall_Quinn]

Mancs are complaining they don't get pens. Welcome to the club, at least they got those 200,000 pens beforehand.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Utd :haha:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

The really funny thing is that this was supposedly meant to be an easy start for them.

After another two games against promoted teams it's all hard games.

[adzzzbatch]

The really funny thing is that this was supposedly meant to be an easy start for them.

After another two games against promoted teams it's all hard games.

We'll still lose to them like we did last year.

[Niall_Quinn]

They look toothless without Webb.

[Syn]

Weekly bump: https://vine.co/v/M6Xm3KrD5mq

[Munchies]

Weekly bump: https://vine.co/v/M6Xm3KrD5mq

What a cunt :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcodes 0-1 Palace, Gayle!

[Munchies]

Lol, what's the difference between a triangle and Man U? A triangle has one more point

ROFLZZZZ

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 1-0 West Brom, Dyer!

[Globalgunner]

And you are ok with continuing to have faulty genes run in your family? You gotta nip the problem in the bud..
I've tried the threat of disowning him. But his mother won't let me amend the will. He's 17 so there's still hope. I sent him to boarding school and he came back with the contact disease.

[Munchies]

Alex Song joined West Ham on a loan.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Alex Song joined West Ham on a loan.

Arsenal to Barcelona to West Ham. :lol:

[Globalgunner]

Alex Song joined West Ham on a loan.
West ham. aka the Arsenal retirement home. At 26?

[Heisenberg]

United :lol:

Song :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty appeal for Stoke, nothing given.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 2-0 West Brom, Routledge! :lol:

[Injury Time]

Alex Song joined West Ham on a loan.

Expect him to kill Ramsay / Wilshire / Alexis or Chambers then <_<

[McNamara That Ghost...]

'Ammers 1-0 Southampton, Noble deflected goal.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcodes 1-1 Palace, Janmaat.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cattermole should have been sent off. :lol:

Fernando off injured, Fernandinho on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

'Ammers 1-1 Southampton, Schneiderlin. :bow:

[Heisenberg]

Fernando off injured, Fernandinho on.

:wacko:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

QPR 1-0 Sunderland, Stone Cold, Stone Cold, Stone Cold!

[Niall_Quinn]

Clattermole.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcodes 1-2 Palace, Puncheon.

Pardiola. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City 0-1 Stoke, DIOUF!!!

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Yes!! Come on you orcs!! We'll give you middle earth if you pull this off!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Diouf shot through Hart's legs. :haha:

Dreadful keeper.

[Munchies]

What a goal!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Just saw it, great run but Hart beaten at his near post letting it go through his legs. :haha:

[Syn]

Kompany got nutmegged for the goal as well. Awful defender.

[Syn]

https://vine.co/v/OBh9t1v0i17

Hart might as well not be there. You can't be able to pass it in to the middle of the goal.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Empty seats galore at the Etihad.

:rolleyes:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

'Ammers 1-2 Southampton, goal machine Schneiderlin!

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Sign him up!

[GP]

https://vine.co/v/OBh9t1v0i17

Hart might as well not be there. You can't be able to pass it in to the middle of the goal.

He's gone full Almunia.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 3-0 West Brom, Dyer with his second.

Swansea for the title.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sort it out Stoke, should be 0-2.

Barcodes 2-2 Palace, Aarons!

[Munchies]

Demechelis > Kompany

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yaya shot, deflects wide.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hold on Stoke you blight on football.

[Niall_Quinn]

Kompany got nutmegged for the goal as well. Awful defender.

You just shut your mouth, talking that way about Ollie Holt's dad!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Moses off, Muniesa on.

Needs more Bojan tbf.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

'Ammers 1-3 Southampton, Pele!

Fat Sam. :haha:

Koeman. :bow:

I knew he was the best Dutch manager in the league.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton: Howard, Baines, Distin, Jagielka, Coleman, Barry, McCarthy, McGeady, Naismith, Mirallas, Lukaku.
Subs: Joel, Gibson, Besic, Osman, Stones, Alcaraz, Eto'o.

Chelsea: Courtois, Azpilicueta, Terry, Cahill, Ivanovic, Matic, Fabregas, Ramires, Willian, Hazard, Costa.
Subs: Cech, Luis, Zouma, Drogba, Mikel, Schurrle, Salah

[The Emirates Gallactico]

So much for Costa's alleged hamstring injury then.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yaya. :haha:

Barcodes 3-2 Palace, Williamson! Palace. :wave:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Neil Warnock :rose:

Puncheon woz rite.

[LDG]

He's gone full Almunia.

No Hart? *coney*

:ilt:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Four added minutes. Come on Stoke! :sick:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 3-0 West Brom, FT. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

West Ham 1-3 Southampton, FT.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sajma's crossing. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City 0-1 Stoke, FT!!!!!

Citeh. :haha:

Hart. :haha:

Kompany. :haha:

Pace. :haha:

Power. :haha:

Pace and power. :haha:

Scrotes. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

FT 0-1 Stoke

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcodes 3-3 Palace, Zaha! :wacko:

[Niall_Quinn]

Manchester, ha, ha, ha
Manchester ha, ha, ha

[GP]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GrV3OZdjP8

[LDG]

49, 49 undefeated!
49, 49 I say!
49, 49 undefeated!
Playin' football, The Arsenal way!

[Niall_Quinn]

They need more playa!!!!

Sagna :haha: (cunt)

[Heisenberg]

City :haha: :haha: :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Man City 0-1 Stoke, FT!!!!!

Citeh. :haha:

Hart. :haha:

Kompany. :haha:

Pace. :haha:

Power. :haha:

Pace and power. :haha:

Scrotes. :bow:

:haha:

Hart is still world class though.

And of course Demichelis made Kompany lose all his superhuman ability again.

[Master Splinter]

'Ammers 1-3 Southampton, Pele!

Fat Sam. :haha:

Koeman. :bow:

I knew he was the best Dutch manager in the league.

Football Focus had a feature about how happy a place West Ham was today. On the basis of one win in three. Now one in four.

:haha:

Song :haha: :haha:.

[Master Splinter]

Zaha was apparently brilliant when he came on.

United :haha:.

LVM :haha:.

Jeff Powell :haha: :haha:.

[Master Splinter]

Forgot:

Sagna :haha:.

Zabaleta just cemented his place further.


Football :bow:.

At it's best when the :haha:s are hearty and widespread.

[Master Splinter]

Yaya booked for diving when he should have had a pelanty?

:haha:

It just gets better.


Need Neverton to destroy Mourinho and his horrible scrotes now. And beat them at the footy to cap off the LOLs.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:haha:

Hart is still world class though.

And of course Demichelis made Kompany lose all his superhuman ability again.

Kompany and his Leader of Men routine instructed Demichelis to make him shit.

[Niall_Quinn]

This has got to be the day where Old Man Eto'o rams it down Maureen's throat. Everton win - Old Man gets the winner.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Or Lukaku. Hopefully both.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Eidur Gujohnsen is so dull.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gary Neville commentating on Chelsea. :sick:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-1 Diego Costa. :sick:

[Munchies]

Fuck!!!

[fakeyank]

Fabregas getting better and better :(

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton 0-2 Chelsea, Ivanovic.

Oh dear.

[Munchies]

FFS

[Munchies]

Fabregas getting better and better :(

:(

[adzzzbatch]

:(

[fakeyank]

Wilshere better though..

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Who hijacked the commentary booth? :lol:

[GP]

Don't pine for fabregas ffs. Cunt weaseled his way out of the club and now plays for a man who physically assaults people who are dying of cancer.

Fuck him.

[Globalgunner]

Don't pine for fabregas ffs. Cunt weaseled his way out of the club and now plays for a man who physically assaults people who are dying of cancer.

Fuck him.
He only plays for Chelsea because we didn't want him. Flamini did worse leaving us and he's back. You should never reject a player who can improve your team.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Disallowed goal for Distin.

Lukaku's header killed the crossbar.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Naismith shoots, wide.

[GP]

He only plays for Chelsea because he weaselled his way out of the club like a cunt

True enough.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hazard. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Why aren't Everton clawing and biting and kicking and spitting and diving like they did against us?

Discrimination?

Gary the horrendous piece of filth Neville manages to get a pop at Ozil in :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Awful shot from McGeady, somehow ends up getting a corner from it though on the deflection.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Power. Power. Power.

It was just well struck FFS, which a striker should be able to do.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mirallas. :bow:

Cesc. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cesc shot, deflects behind.

[Niall_Quinn]

Neville the Tumour said power without saying pace. Is that allowed?

[Injury Time]

Neville the Tumour said power without saying pace. Is that allowed?

He's just warming up, keeping the powder dry for a goal combination of pace, POWER & pace with a POWERful finish!!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good curler from Mirallas, Courtois does well.

[Niall_Quinn]

Whether we wanted that cunt Fabregas back or not, his decision to play for those dirty chavs means he deserves nothing but contempt, hatred and abuse. Plenty of clubs he could have gone to. He chose the enemies of football so now he's one too.

Hope he breaks his leg.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jagielka. :haha:

England regular.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton 1-2 Chelsea, Cesc hater MIRALLAS!!! :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

We likey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Talented attacker failing at playing fullback again. :lol:

Martinez. :haha:

One side of his body celebrating, the other half staying calm.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Howard. :haha:

Should have been off earlier too.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton 1-2 Chelsea, HT.

[Globalgunner]

Co commentator spent the whole half proclaiming that he couldn't see how Everton could score against the wonderfully marshaled Chelsea defence.

[Syn]

Whether we wanted that cunt Fabregas back or not, his decision to play for those dirty chavs means he deserves nothing but contempt, hatred and abuse. Plenty of clubs he could have gone to. He chose the enemies of football so now he's one too.

Hope he breaks his leg.

The sad part is, Arsenal fans still love him more than the Chelsea fans. Ive never missed him since he left. Nobody talked about him last season. I think we missed Van Persie - even now I'd kill to get an ageing Van Persie back because he brings qualities we don't have. We've got Cesc's qualities covered. He's a good player who is playing in a team and league that suits him so of course he'll do well.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Neverton.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Hmm.

Come on Everton.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lukaku. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cesc. :lol:

Not the time for that.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Howard saves football by denying Diego Costa. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Big Man header, Howard saves again.

[Niall_Quinn]

Costa :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Diego Costa begins WUMtime.

Booked.

[Niall_Quinn]

Costa :haha:

He won't last in this league.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ivanovic. :wacko:

[Niall_Quinn]

Costa's another one of those vain cunts (like Hazard) who keeps looking at himself.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lukaku is an expensive cheerleader.

[Niall_Quinn]

Two opportunities in quick succession for a professional footballer to put a decent corner in. Way beyond his abilities. Stealing a living.

Here comes Old Man Eto'o

[Niall_Quinn]

Lukaku is an expensive cheerleader.

Worth £100mill apparently.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ramires booked. :faint: