28 hours to go: Strikers. Who could we get? Who will we get?

[cheesy bites]

Keeping it somewhat realistic, a list of strikers that could possibly be available by 11PM tomorrow:
Chicharito
Wellbeck
Cerci
Falcao
Jackson Martinez
Abel Hernandez
Benzema
Llorente
Bony

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bacca.

Realistically Falcao, Benzema and Jackson Martinez would have to be knocked off that list. Jackson Martinez because he will have some third party nonsense that would take us ages to sort out.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Internal solution.

[cheesy bites]

Internal solution.

:ilt:

[Penguin]

Wenger wont buy a striker now because he believes it will make him look weak. He doesn't want people to think he's panic buying because of today's result.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Yeah, he has no history of panic buying.

[Bumble]

Sanogo is terrible.

Good job United are poor otherwise 4th place would be under threat.

If we sign anyone it will be so underwhelming that most wouldn't give a shit.