Euro 2016 Qualifiers.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Germany v Scotland about to start.

Germany: Neuer, Rudy, Howedes, Boateng, Durm, Kroos, Kramer, Gotze, Reus, Schurrle, Muller.
Subs: Zieler, Grosskreutz, Ginter, Podolski, Sam, Rudiger, Gomez, Weidenfeller.

Scotland: Marshall, Hutton, Whittaker, Martin, Hanley, Morrison, Fletcher, Mulgrew, Naismith, Bannan, Anya.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Schurrle. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a miss from Muller, offside or not.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Germany 1-0 Scotland, Muller! :rose:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Schurrle. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Neuer is such a mentalist.

McGregor just about saves from Reus' deflected shot!

[The Emirates Gallactico]

lol Poland losing to Gilbratar currently.


Chesney :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Naismith hits the post!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

lol Poland losing to Gilbratar currently.


Chesney :doh:

Poland are winning. :unsure:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Poland are winning. :unsure:


Everyone loves a fairytale in football right? The underdog triumphing, David beating Goliath. Well, sadly, that is not looking like it will be the case with Gibraltar, they trail Poland 1-0 thanks to Kamil Grosicki's strike.


Me :doh:

Read that incorrectly.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Schurrle. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Portugal 0-1 Albania. :haha:

Bannan hauled off, S. Fletcher on.

D. Fletcher hauled off, McArthur on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Me :doh:

Read that incorrectly.

Gibraltar 0-5 Poland now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Naismith. :haha:

OMG.

[GP]

Gibraltar 0-5 Poland now.

A rocky start for them.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Germany 1-1 Scotland, Anya! :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Germany 2-1 Scotland, Muller with his second!

Scotland's defending on that corner. :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Durm should have been sent off.

Scotland. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Schurrle off, Poldoi on. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mulgrew sent off.

[GP]

Poldoi :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Germany 2-1 Scotland, FT.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gibraltar 0-7 Poland, FT.

Portugal 0-1 Albania, FT. :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Germany :bow:.

Poldoi :bow:.

Muller :bow:. What an unstoppable fucking machine.

Reus injured again. :doh:

Scotland :haha:.

[Master Splinter]

Gibraltar 0-7 Poland, FT.



The Emirates Gallactico :haha:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great win for Gibraltar in my opinion.

1-1 at Newcastle.

[Syn]

Apparently Delph starts today and Henderson is injured according to the Mail.

---------------Hart-----------------

Stones---Cahill---Jones----Baines

---------Milner--Wilshere----------

Chamberlain---Sterling------Rooney

--------------Welbeck---------------

[Niall_Quinn]

---------------Rooney-----------------

Rooney---Rooney---Rooney----Rooney

---------Lampard*--Gerrard*----------

Rooney-------Rooney---------Rooney

--------------Rooney---------------


* Both announce their International comeback at the same time and swoop to the rescue. All three, all conquering super heroes on the same pitch again.

[Syn]

Rooney's a good player NQ, just needs to rediscover his spark and passion. A weekend at centre parks might do the trick.

[Niall_Quinn]

Rooney starts again :haha: You couldn't make it up.

Hart

Stones Cahill Jones Baines

Delph Henderson Wilshere Sterling

Welbeck

Some bald fat cunt who'll hang around doing fuck all

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Some bald fat cunt who'll hang around doing fuck all

I'm fairly sure Letters isn't playing.

[Niall_Quinn]

Wilshere playing holding role :haha:

Hodgson - what a clueless cunt he is.

[Injury Time]

Rooney starts again :haha: You couldn't make it up.

Hart

Stones Cahill Jones Baines

Delph Henderson Wilshere Sterling

Welbeck

Some bald fat cunt who'll hang around doing fuck all


I'm fairly sure Letters isn't playing.

Lettuce isn't bald or fat tbf

[Niall_Quinn]

Everything is being fit around that waste of space Rooney. Everyone else has to play out of position just to accommodate the useless fat fuck.

[Niall_Quinn]

Whole ITV pitchside team gets soaked by the pitch sprinklers. And if you missed it, you just missed the best bit.

[Niall_Quinn]

Rooney :haha:

[LDG]

Rooney :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Rooney rescues the Swiss there.

[Niall_Quinn]

Absurd formation by Hodgson. Just so he can shoehorn that flop Rooney into the team. Sterling playing along the back line at the moment looking for the ball.

[Niall_Quinn]

Delph's going to get sent off. Out of his depth.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Delph needs to be taken off.


Horribly out of his Delph.

[Maestro]

Danny Boy keeps drifting wide right of midfield, you're the centre forward ...fuck making way for Rooney, stay up top

[Niall_Quinn]

Danny Boy keeps drifting wide right of midfield, you're the centre forward ...fuck making way for Rooney, stay up top

It's deliberate. That loon Hodgson is using the front men to press their full backs. Just leaves a gaping hole in the middle with zero option for Sterling when(if) he gets the ball.

[Niall_Quinn]

Nothing wrong with that cross - Sterling missed it.

[Maestro]

It's deliberate. That loon Hodgson is using the front men to press their full backs. Just leaves a gaping hole in the middle with zero option for Sterling when(if) he gets the ball.

Igurland all over

[Niall_Quinn]

Jones puts tyhe Swiss in but Hart saves with his legs.

England's defenders are pretty crap really.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

So Welbeck makes a mistake and it's LVG justified according to the BBC. :rolleyes:


Yet no mentioned of the numerous fuck ups by Wazza so far which have prevented goal scoring chances. Was Van Genius wise to keep him and make him captain then?

[Marc Overmars]

Wheelchair and Welbz the best players on the pitch so far. Of course.

[Niall_Quinn]

Good save but huge miss by Jones. Should be 1-0

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I will never be convinced that Baines is half decent.

[Niall_Quinn]

HT 0-0

Poor from both teams.

Couple of good saves, one quality moment from Welbeck. Otherwise bland. Jones will be eaten alive by better strikers and I'm not sure Baines is a defender. The Henderson, Wilshere, Sterling thing is ludicrous, Wilshere looks a liability back there sometimes, Henderson anonymous, Sterling wasted so the worst player on the pitch (again), Wayne Rooney can get a game. Goes without saying the England captain has been awful.

[Maestro]

I will never be convinced that Baines is half decent.

He's a tabloid left back. I'd take Gibbs over Baines and Shaw any day

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Danny Boy keeps drifting wide right of midfield, you're the centre forward ...fuck making way for Rooney, stay up top

too fucking right, rooney playing how he looks...like someone with down's syndrome

and i think switzerland are just proving how fucked up the Fifa ranking system is

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Recorded this. Guess I can skip the first half then.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

He's a tabloid left back. I'd take Gibbs over Baines and Shaw any day

if Gibbs had stayed fit, i'm convinced Baines wouldn't get a sniff

[Maestro]

There is a "captain to the rescue" headline feeling about this game

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Jones dives in HEROICALLY.

Misses the ball like but still heroic.

[Injury Time]

There is a "captain to the rescue" headline feeling about this game

Who's the Swiss captain?

[Injury Time]

if Gibbs had stayed fit, i'm convinced Baines wouldn't get a sniff

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wheelchair. :bow:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Wonderful dummy from Sterling.

[GP]

Sterling quite wasteful.

[Syn]

Sterling quite wasteful.

Easily England's worst performer so far. Hardly got anything right tonight.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

From BBC live text:


Steve via Twitter: How is Jones still on the pitch? What about Stoke man Ryan Shawcross?

:haha:

[Maestro]

Easily England's worst performer so far. Hardly got anything right tonight.

the kid is a wideman no business playing the number 10 role ...woy woy woy tabloid tabloid tabloid

[GP]

WELBZZZ!!!

[Maestro]

From BBC live text:



:haha:


:haha: it's gonna get hilariously worse before it gets better

wellllbbbbbbbbzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Marc Overmars]

WELBZ!!!

[Letters]

Always rated him
:dance:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

16 million

What a bargain :bow::bow:

[Maestro]

that's where sterling should be, doing what he's just done

[McNamara That Ghost...]

LOVELY SMILE!!!!

:bow:

Van Gaal. :haha:

[Maestro]

come on woy, can you sub our danny boy for milner now please, fanx

[Power n Glory]

He almost missed! :lol: That was a shin.

But well done Welbeck. He'll be deadly on the counter for us.

[Letters]

He was in the right place. He scuffed it a bit but at least he was there which is more than most of our 'strikers' are right now.

[Power n Glory]

the kid is a wideman no business playing the number 10 role ...woy woy woy tabloid tabloid tabloid

He hasn't got the space. Not with two strikers and three midfielders behind him. It's a role for a typical number 10 or someone like Wilshere. Srerling through the middle would work better as a false 9 but Woy wants to play Wazza through the middle. We already saw that during the World Cup.

[Power n Glory]

He was in the right place. He scuffed it a bit but at least he was there which is more than most of our 'strikers' are right now.

He'll be good for us. He hasn't had much to work off today.

[Niall_Quinn]

Milner :haha: It's pathetic, 50 caps for that piece of shit.

Btw, I think Rooney got the last touch on the goal.

[Niall_Quinn]

Engurlung going nowhere with that defence. Baines particularly worthless.

[Maestro]

swiss cheese

[Niall_Quinn]

Rooney is total shit. But they'll never, ever, admit it.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Welbeck's lovely smile just took one hell of a beating.

[Niall_Quinn]

No red? Why ever not?

[Niall_Quinn]

Pen as well. Not given. Awful ref, as usual.

[Niall_Quinn]

Rooney :haha:

[Power n Glory]

Rooney is a disgrace! Awful player.

[Injury Time]

What pictures are the commentators looking at, pen all day long :blink:

Headline will be "Rooney leads England to Victory"- a true Captains performance and a world class assist for the assist for the goal scored by a lucky deflection by some guy who was shit.

[Niall_Quinn]

The captain can't even be bothered to jump. Shocking performance from him again.

[Niall_Quinn]

Really poor by Sterling. Plenty of options to sew it up there.

[Niall_Quinn]

Delph has pretty serious problems with technique.

[Injury Time]

Pen as well. Not given. Awful ref, as usual.
Özil was poor, Arsenal was robbed...oops sorry wrong thread ;)

[Power n Glory]

Danny Welbeck!!!

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Welbeck :bow::bow:


LVG :haha::haha:

[Maestro]

smile danny smile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

[Niall_Quinn]

ROON-EEHHHHHHHH!

Fabulous finish!

[Marc Overmars]

Welbz. :bow:

What a man.

[Injury Time]

ROON-EEHHHHHHHH!

Fabulous finish!

This :bow: what a captain :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Two games, two wins for Captain Rooney. Three goals. Three assists. 100% record. Can't knock it.

[GP]

Welé :bow:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

It would be interesting to see if Welbeck started scoring for you guys and both Sterling and Sturridge continues playing well for us, what it would take to drop Rooney.

My guess is a miracle.

Rooney is/was a good player. But he does rather stick out in a fast, fluid attack.

Wilshere isn't a holding player. Not yet anyway. Maybe never. I'm not clever enough to make those predictions.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Goal Machine Welbeck. :bow:

WUMger knows.

Or Dick Law does.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Big Man was one of the pundits for Spain v Macedonia. :doh:

Spain won 5-1.

[Niall_Quinn]

Matt Law :haha:


Danny Welbeck
In front of Arsenal chief executive Ivan Gazidis, Welbeck wasted a great situation by passing to nobody after racing into the penalty area. But he made up for it by getting on the scoresheet from Sterling’s cross and killed the game with a late second. 7

Wayne Rooney
Wasted two first-half chances by shooting straight at Sommer and heading wide from a Baines cross. The striker saw another shot well saved, but made the breakaway from which England went ahead. 7

Can you imagine if shrek had bagged two? But that's not even the funniest rating.


Gary Cahill
Superb saving block to stop Drmic equalising after he had rounded Hart. Cahill was dominant in the air against Seferovic and cool in possession. An impressive performance from the Chelsea defender. 9

Cahill MOTM then. But only just because...


Joe Hart
Once again showed his class by making a wonderful save with his foot from Seferovic that stopped Switzerland taking the lead. Hart also kept out a powerful volley from the striker. 8/10

[Niall_Quinn]

John Cross :haha: :haha:


Danny Welbeck: 7 His pace is such a threat and priceless opening goal lifted the whole mood for England.

Wayne Rooney: 8 Full of energy, work rate and desire. Led counter attack for Welbeck's opener. Man of the match.


This is getting like politics. Reality happens in plain view then the reverse becomes official.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

i don't hate to admit this, Welbeck was the best player on the pitch for England, not just the two goals that were really well taken as neither of them were easy opportunities but actually must made to look easy. But his general play, he was strong, won the ball well, distributed the ball well and after starting too deep pushed himself forward and put himself in great positions where Raheem Sterling should have found him.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Also yes i think Cahill was excellent too, we really missed a trick in not signing him....

[Niall_Quinn]

The Daily Fail is a bit handicapped by having a footballer doing the ratings. Two goals sways it in this case - what does Martin Keown know that the experts don't?


WAYNE ROONEY: Showed good touches, reliable in possession and did well to drive forward and release Sterling for the goal. 6.5
DANNY WELBECK: Seems like his move to Arsenal has instantly given him the confidence to be the main striker. 8

[Niall_Quinn]

Also yes i think Cahill was excellent too, we really missed a trick in not signing him....

He was the best of a bad bunch at the back, barring Hart who was (gulp) pretty decent. Stones out of his depth completely, Baines can't defend anyway and is a winger, Jones was a disaster. Cahill made some strong challenges but several errors too, including a shank into his own six yard box that fortunately didn't fall to the opposition.

[Niall_Quinn]

The Independent (LOL) has Rooney tops as well, level with Welbeck who (you know) did that cross that didn't find its target. The only cross in the game that wasn't accurate. Two goals and 3 points in the hardest game England will face in the group almost makes up for it. Almost.

Meanwhile, Rooney did that pass to some player who passed to some other player ended up scoring. It was the pass that was key (if you exclude the other goal), so top marks for Wayne and a MOTM captain's performance.

Well done Wayne. Brilliant stuff as always. Let's build a team around him. A team for the future.

[Injury Time]

What pictures are the commentators looking at, pen all day long :blink:

Headline will be "Rooney leads England to Victory"- a true Captains performance and a world class assist for the assist for the goal scored by a lucky deflection by some guy who was shit.
So how do I go about getting paid, a case of blatant plagiarism by these "journos"-it was supposed be a joke you dumb cunts :sulk:

[Niall_Quinn]

More ratings...

Jimmy Saville - Despite his problems off the pitch Utd's new stalkerstriker looks up for it and is the ideal man to groom this new batch of kids. 9/10 MOTM

Mahatma Gandhi - Arsenal's new boy looks frail and poorly suited, doesn't look the part, even so struggled on and eventually brought down the opposition single-handedly. 763/10

[Master Splinter]

Welbz :bow: :bow:.

What a player.

He was genuinely the best outfield player though. He, much like Sanchez, just harries and presses the whole backline constantly. It was obviously headless chicken stuff at United, but is now definitely great play. I hope we take advantage of his pressing and PACE and POWER.

Will Woy use Wilshere at right-back in the next match?

[Niall_Quinn]

Neil Ashton finally learns how to be restrained (by his standards)


When Sterling spins off his marker, dropping deep to demand the ball off his centre-halves you know that he is comfortable playing at this level. These deep-lying missions are reminiscent of Zidane or Maradona, the little nuances that separated these two superstars of world football from the mere mortals they counted for team-mates.

Build him up...

Knock him down...

Them's column inches.

[Niall_Quinn]

Sturridge - Sterling - Welbeck

Rooney dropped.

Has to happen, but won't. Instead...

Some Playa - Rooney - Some Playa

He was the MOTM last night, after all.

John Cross :haha:

[Syn]

Wales qualifier against Andorra - Gareth Bale will play at CF and Ramsey at no.10 apparently. Might be worth watching.

Also a friend who was at St. David's hotel last Tuesday said she met some of the Welsh team after training. Apparently Bale, Ramsey and Ashley Williams were sticking together away from the rest of the peasant squad. But on the plus side Bale actually bothered to explain what the international break was and how it's different from club football. Worst gossip ever but there you go.

Can't wait to get a world record fee for Ramsey.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Andorra one nil up :haha:

[Power n Glory]

Rosicky is such a good player. Such an influential player when setting up attacks.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Andorra 1-1 Wales, Bale.

Even so; Wales. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Still 1-1. Dear me.

This one result could be enough to stop Wales qualifying.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Watching a stream of this.


Bale is such an incredibly selfish player. He always looks to do things on his own rather than pass to a teammate in a better position.

[Özim]

Wales a one man team it seems, Bale saves them again, got to say he's some player.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Hennessy is a twat for falling back down in the ball like that.....

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Fucks sake, Ramsey down.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Kicked in the ankles by some Andoran builder. Hobbling off.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bloody pubbers.

[Niall_Quinn]

https://vine.co/v/OzHitexFUzx

Dirty bastard. Deliberate. Red cards need to be given out for shit like this. Currently estimates for the layout range from fit by Saturday to 4-6 weeks. In other words nobody knows yet. Fingers crossed.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Czech Republic 2-1 Netherlands.

Rosicky. :bow:

RVP. :haha:

Also, Janmaat's header for the Czech Republic's winner. :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

England vs San Marino tonight.

20-0 I reckon.

[Marc Overmars]

Didn't even know this was on tonight.

England. :lol:

8-0 for me.

[LDG]

Are we playing tonight?

Fuck that.

I'm putting some tunes on and opening a bottle of wine.

[Niall_Quinn]

What a stupid waste of time. Hope none of our lads are playing but assume they all are, even the injured ones.

[Injury Time]

What a stupid waste of time. Hope none of our lads are playing but assume they all are, even the injured ones.
Welbeck and Ox to get crocked, guaranteed :crying:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-0 Goal Machine Jagielka and Wazza.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

3-0 Welbeck! :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

4-0 Townsend. He's back!

[Injury Time]

5-0 defenders face

Oh My! Rooney is an ungrateful selfish wasteful cunt, Captain my arse.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Slovakia 2-1 Spain, only a few minutes of added time left. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Santi booked for being a cynical scrote. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Slovakia 2-1 Spain, FT!

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

England 5-0 San Marino, FT.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wilshere got a San Marino shirt? :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Milner has to be one of the shittiest players ever to appear in an International.

[Niall_Quinn]

Wayne Rooney - 7 - MOTM :haha:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2787103/Wayne-Rooney-England-s-star-man-against-San-Marino-giving-captain-s-performance-comfortable-Wembley-win.html

[Injury Time]

Slovakia 2-1 Spain, FT!

:haha:

Spain, just like watching Arsenal :pal:...oh hold on :crying:

[Injury Time]

Wayne Rooney - 7 - MOTM :haha:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2787103/Wayne-Rooney-England-s-star-man-against-San-Marino-giving-captain-s-performance-comfortable-Wembley-win.html
Wasteful when through on keeper, didn't acknowledge any of the great passes from team mates, but scored a pen is a 7!? :rolleyes: chocolate starfish rather than star man FFS.

[Marc Overmars]

Expect more of the same from Wazza, he's after Bobby Charltons record and given the level of opposition in this group he's probably going to break it soon enough.

[Injury Time]

Expect more of the same from Wazza, he's after Bobby Charltons record and given the level of opposition in this group he's probably going to break it soon enough.

Best comb over record? :unsure:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Poland 2-0 Germany from yesterday. :haha:

[Injury Time]

Poland 2-0 Germany from yesterday. :haha:

Germany without Özil :rose:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pretty much.

Poldi. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Estonia: Pareiko, Jaager, Morozov, Klavan, Pikk, Mets, Antonov, Vunk, Vassiljev, Zenjov, Anier.
Subs: Aksalu, Lindpere, Barengrub, Kruglov, Dmitrijev, Saag, Hunt, Ojamaa, Kams, Artjunin, Teniste, Londak.

England: Hart, Chambers, Cahill, Jagielka, Baines, Henderson, Wilshere, Delph, Lallana, Welbeck, Rooney.
Subs: Foster, Clyne, Gibbs, Shelvey, Milner, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Townsend, Sterling, Lambert, Forster.

Referee: Marijo Strahonja (Croatia)

Good ball in from Chambers, Welbz unable to control it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wheelchair down, face injury though I think.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good pass by Wilshere, Wazza unfortunately clears it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wilshere has been very good, Rooney has been his usual self.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dreadful pass from Rooney.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Estonia have decided to kick the shit out of England. Too many Arsenal players out there. :(

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What is Rooney doing?

Wilshere setting things up again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cross-shot from Welbz, nothing comes of it, though it was only partially saved.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Rooney keeps fucking everything up.

The sheer number of chances he's getting though means he's bound to score at least one.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wilshere shoots, side-netting.

[Syn]

The real Wilshere's coming back this season. Who would've thought a long injury-free spell with regular games is what he needed. He has played Rooney through a few times so far but that pass for the Rooney volley was incredible.

Him and Henderson have potential to be a brilliant partnership.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chambers' first touch there. Eek.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wilshere got Tyldesley'd there.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good shot from Henderson, Parelko saves ISS style.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Baines booked.

If that's a foul, it has to be a red, surely?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-0 HT. Wazza has defended well for Mart Poom (no idea who their head coach actually is).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rooney has been energetic, enthusiastic but a slightly mixed half in front of goal.

Mixed in front of goal would have been scoring and missing I'd have thought.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hoddle: More movement from Welbeck. Every chance we've had has come from Rooney.

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Klavan sent off!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rooney's freekick. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Henderson booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Delph off, Ox on. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Henderson off, Sterling on.

[Maestro]

the hype and bias around rooney is revolting, and shall be the undoing of this team

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ox. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Estonia 0-1 England, Rooney freekick. :sick:

Goalkeeper OG I reckon.

[Letters]

Well. This has been convincing.

[Letters]

Rooney :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wazza played through by Wilshere again and again he somehow doesn't score.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Estonia 0-1 England, FT.

Stunning.

Wilshere MotM.

[GP]

Rooney is genuinely shit.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

He's also genuinely fat.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

There's also a genuine attempt being made to make him out to be the greatest English player of an entire generation.

How much longer the myth will continue to be purported remains a bit of a mystery, as regardless of how often he stinks up the pitch, he always inexplicably comes out closer to the top of the ratings scale than the bottom end.

[Injury Time]

Rooney is genuinely shit.

Rooney never really bothered me much, but his lack of acknowledging for any great pass (followed by him fucking up), is really starting to boil my piss.

[Injury Time]

Wellbeck turned his ankle, Woy in full back peddle, Jack not sure if he's passing to Rooney or fucking him...

[AFC Leveller]

DailyCrap saying Rooney was the saviour again!

[selassie]

I have a geniune interest in watching England again now that half of the team is full of Arsenal players.

Yesterday was dire, really dire...but we did what we had to do.

One positive was the performance of Jack, I thought he played really well and geniunely think he's getting back to playing at quite a high level. :)

[Marc Overmars]

half of the team is full of Arsenal players.

Yesterday was dire, really dire...but we did what we had to do.


That figures. :ninja:

[Master Splinter]

I must say, Lallana is Hleb with even less end product.

If he was foreign, they'd be calling him a fancy, poncy, foreigner. Or Ozil.

He should never be ahead of Sterling or Oxlade.

Wazza is simply awlful. He gets every touch, pass, finish wrong. But then he scores. Therefore undroppable.

Chambers has had the two worst games of his career against villagers for some reason. But still put in some excellent crosses. Conserving his energy for Arsenal tbh.

Wilshere has easily been England's best player recently. Seems to have mostly sorted his life out. But he'll have to score four hit-and-hopers in one game before the lazy, pre-determined criticisms of his game become extinct.

[Niall_Quinn]

DailyCrap saying Rooney was the saviour again!

For me, Rooney was also MOTM in the Germany Poland game. Hell of a player. Do you remember that goal he scored against Arsenal?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wales 2-1 Cyprus, FT.

Iceland 2-0 Netherlands, FT. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Poland 2-2 Scotland.

Germany 1-1 Ireland, FT! :lol:

Germany. :lol:

[Ralpheroo72]

Arsenal could learn from Irelands efficiency, 1 shot on target=1 goal! Great result for the Boys in Green!!!!

[Injury Time]

Arsenal could learn from Irelands efficiency, 1 shot on target=1 goal! Great result for the Boys in Green!!!!
Opposition been schooling us on that all season tbf <_<

[fakeyank]

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/12016/9517817/european-qualifiers-roy-hodgson-branded-a-dinosaur-over-raheem-sterling-tiredness-row

Hodgson! :haha:

[Injury Time]

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/12016/9517817/european-qualifiers-roy-hodgson-branded-a-dinosaur-over-raheem-sterling-tiredness-row

Hodgson! :haha:
Yeah we should tell him how to avoid injures, send him our fitness team :pal: ...oh right :getcoat:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2794307/mesut-ozil-heard-crack-left-knee-against-chelsea-reveals-arsene-wenger.html

[Lucas]

Being a Londoner living in Scotland, I would love to to see the Scottish national team reach a tournament since "France 98"

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Goalkeepers: Fraser Forster, Ben Foster and Joe Hart

Defenders: Leighton Baines, Gary Cahill, Calum Chambers, Nathaniel Clyne, Kieran Gibbs, Phil Jagielka, Luke Shaw and Chris Smalling.

Midfielders: Ross Barkley, Michael Carrick, Stewart Downing, Jordan Henderson, Adam Lallana, James Milner, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Raheem Sterling, Andros Townsend, Jack Wilshere and Theo Walcott.

Forwards: Rickie Lambert, Wayne Rooney, Daniel Welbeck and Saido Berahino.

England play Slovenia on 15th November and then Scotland on 18th November.

Please leave Theo alone. :(

Woy left Rodgers a message regarding Sturridge which has yet to be replied to apparently. :haha:

[Marc Overmars]

Don't really mind if Theo gets some game time tbh.

But of course knowing our luck he'll pick up an injury within minutes.

[Master Splinter]

Surely Townsend and Lambert are just mascots at this point?

Downing back to finally solve England's legendary left-sided problem again?

His place will be taken by Adam Johnson/Aaron Lennon/Wright-Phillips/Matt Jarvis in the next squad.

[Syn]

-------------------------Hart----------------------------

Clyne----------Cahill---------Jagielka------------Gibbs

------------------Milner---Henderson------------------

Chamberlain----------Sterling-----------------Downing

------------------------Welbeck------------------------

[Master Splinter]

Don't really mind if Theo gets some game time tbh.

But of course knowing our luck he'll pick up an injury within minutes.

Wenfer won't play him regularly until an important player/s get injured. He's too faithful to his malfunctioning midfield obsession to play both Sanchez and Walcott. So yeah, he'll probably find some game time useful.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I'm not sure Theo having a change of training style is a good thing so early on but when has Woy ever been reckless with a player recovering?

Woy was seriously asked about Harry Kane in the press conference. :haha:

[Marc Overmars]

6 Arsenal players in the squad.

we dnt do well coz clubs like arsenal av all dem foreigners

[Syn]

Wenger was asked about Walcott potentially joining up with England before the Anderlecht game. Wenger said he wanted Walcott to be called up because Theo needed competitive games now and with nobody left at the club for training (harsh on Arteta and Mertesacker tbf) training games would be light.

Agree with MS - don't think Wenger will play both Walcott and Sanchez soon. But plenty of games and injuries to go around so should get starts for us.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

England 0-0 Slovenia, HT.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-1, Henderson OG then a Wazza pelanty equaliser.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

WELBECK!!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

3-1 Welbeck with his second. :bow:

Ox is on for him now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wheelchair MotM. :bow:

[Syn]

beautiful game from Wilshere. Beautiful. Few things better than a 90 minute JW19 performance. Still lacking a little bit of the old silk but it was smooth enough. JW10 can go fuck himself tbf.

Clyne looks a fantastic prospect. Welbeck and Rooney always link up well.

Henderson :haha:

Hope someone made a YouTube compilation for his performance.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Belgium vs Wales on at 5pm today. :popcorn:

[Syn]

Looking forward to that. Bale and Ramsey V 11 proper footballers. Going to be a mauling.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

beautiful game from Wilshere. Beautiful. Few things better than a 90 minute JW19 performance. Still lacking a little bit of the old silk but it was smooth enough. JW10 can go fuck himself tbf.

Clyne looks a fantastic prospect. Welbeck and Rooney always link up well.

Henderson :haha:

Hope someone made a YouTube compilation for his performance.

Sums it up tbh.

https://vine.co/v/O5nHMQtYl06

:unsure:

[Syn]

:lol:

Are they showing the Wales game anywhere? Can't find it on sky sports.

[Syn]

:lol:

Are they showing the Wales game anywhere? Can't find it on sky sports.

Sky Sports 5 you photogenic bastard.

[Syn]

Only 20 mins in but doesn't look like Ramsey's form is improving. Joint worst player on the pitch so far with Robson-Kanu. Getting out muscled by Fellaini, destroyed by Hazard and then on the ball fucks up a great opportunity to feed Bale in.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ramsey really became Beckham when he became Beckham.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Belgium just let Bale run through! Bale shoots wide though.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chadli hauled off, Benteke on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Taylor sends it out the stadium.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ramsey. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Courtois saves from Robson-Kanu.

[Syn]

The lazy media stereotype actually works for today. It really has been Hazard V Bale. And Hazard has won this quite easily.

Mertens looks seriously hurt here.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mertens knocked out. :sick:

[Syn]

Fucking hell that's a horrible injury. His eyes were gone straight away.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Six added minutes.

[Syn]

Joe Allen's had a tidy game in the middle.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Balefail.

[Syn]

:haha:

That's some quality bus parking.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-0 FT!

Wales. :bow:

[Syn]

Great result for Wales. They've got a decent chance to go through now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ramsey interview. As charismatic as ever. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Delph is playing for England again. Odd, isn't it?

[Niall_Quinn]

LOL - the great Shrek misses a sitter. MOTM performance so far. He almost rescued England there. It was almost Captain Courageous leading from the front.

[Niall_Quinn]

Cuntface scores after Welbz set it up. Shitbag was there to mop up after the keeper saved.

Woy's Boys 1-0 Littlemania

[Niall_Quinn]

Welbz pubs one in, Shrek tries to claim it. Could be an OG. Welbz leading scorer in tournament if he keeps that one.

[Niall_Quinn]

HT debate is whether Welbz is a natural goalscorer :doh:

Apart from being the top scorer in the tournament, no he doesn't really score goals.

They top it off with the usual tribute to Shrek. Closing in on Charlton's record, scored, could have had a hattrick (if only he hadn't missed).

[Letters]

:lol: dive by Wellbeck? But I don't mind, he gave us that lovely smile.
Oh, and 3-0

[Niall_Quinn]

Oh fuck, that cunt Kane has scored. ITV going crazy.

[Niall_Quinn]

4-0 btw.

Also btw, you won't see a team worse than Lithuania if you live to be 100. It should really be 32-0, but the natural finisher Shrek has missed a few.

[Niall_Quinn]

Wally coming on, Welbz off.

Welbeck is limping off. Hopefully just a knock he picked up diving.

[Niall_Quinn]

Some bloke called Andrea being stretchered off after colliding with the brick shithouse Raheem Sterling.

[Niall_Quinn]

Welbz gets MOTM. Shrek's going to be pissed, at least until the Daily Mail writes up the match and corrects this oversight.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Welbz. :bow:

What a man.

[AFC Leveller]

Rooney is so overrated and fat and ugly.

The media love him even though he is a fat ugly scouser who is the biggest money whore in the league.

[fakeyank]

Hate to see Arsenal players snuggle with cunts like Rooney, Kane, Hart, Cahill etc..

[Maestro]

Hate to see Arsenal players snuggle with cunts like Rooney, Kane, Hart, Cahill etc..

...and they are such infectious cunts

[Niall_Quinn]

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:


ADAM SHERGOLD AT WEMBLEY: Danny Welbeck was excellent for England in their 4-0 win over Lithuania. Direct and deadly, this was Danny at his game-changing best. So why does he not play like this for Arsenal? There, he is often aloof, slow and ineffective but Roy Hodgson may have provided Arsene Wenger with the blueprint of how best to deploy Welbeck on the flanks.

So this is how it's going to be? Media darling when he plays for England, flop when he's playing for that other lot? Fast when he's with England, "sluggish" for Arsenal. White when he plays for England, black the rest of the time. Is this the same Welbeck that scored the winner against their beloved Utd? The same Welbeck who adds pace to the Arsenal team and tends to be involved in most of the action when he's on the pitch even if he's not always sticking the ball in the net? But hey, who am in to get in the way of a new media myth?

[Niall_Quinn]

Arsenal forward Danny Welbeck has pulled out of the England squad because of a knee injury he suffered in Friday's 4-0 win over Lithuania. Welbeck sustained the injury in the second half of the victory at Wembley and was replaced in the 77th minute. The Football Association confirmed on Saturday that Welbeck had been sent back to Arsenal.

You're welcome. Thanks for sending our players back in pieces as usual.