This Weekend's Fixtures & Stoke v Newcastle (27/28/29 Sept).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Saturday, 27th September 2014
Liverpool v Everton, 12:45 http://i44.tinypic.com/5bpl5u.png
Chelsea v Aston Villa, 15:00
Crystal Palace v Leicester, 15:00
Hull v Man City, 15:00
Man Utd v West Ham, 15:00
Southampton v QPR, 15:00
Sunderland v Swansea, 15:00
Arsenal v Tottenham, 17:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

Sunday, 28th September 2014
West Brom v Burnley, 16:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

Monday, 29th September 2014
Stoke v Newcastle, 20:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

[Thierrymon]

Gutted our game is the late one as thats 2:30am here. Looking forward to the Merseyside derby though. I think Liverpool will win it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool: Mignolet, Manquillo, Moreno, Lovren, Skrtel, Gerrard, Henderson, Markovic, Lallana, Sterling, Balotelli.
Subs: Jones, Jose Enrique, Kolo Toure, Lucas, Coutinho, Lambert, Suso.

Everton: Howard, Hibbert, Baines, Jagielka, Stones, Barry, McCarthy, Besic, Mirallas, Naismith, Lukaku.
Subs: Robles, Gibson, McGeady, Osman, Browning, Eto'o, Alcaraz.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

They've got a Ryder Cup update in the bottom corner on Soccer Saturday. :rolleyes:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Not looking forward to this one.

The only plus point is that we're both pretty crap at the moment.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hibbert is playing, that'll help.

And yes it's very odd Martinez may be treating the Europa League with importance - when the winner goes to the Champions League this season.

[Master Splinter]

With how Everton are defending (yes, even worse than Liverpool) and the history of the fixture, you can't look beyond a Liverpool win.

Hope it's mental and high-scoring though.

Hibbert starting :(.

[Syn]

Not looking forward to this one.

The only plus point is that we're both pretty crap at the moment.

Liverpool will win. Anything other than a win would make you join Arsenal in the crisis league. Home advantage is the only thing that matters in derbies. I hope.

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Welbz interview on later. :bow:

Always rated his lovely smile tbf.

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Was Ramsey trying to smash the ball in the net after Welbeck's goal? As he messed that up more than that pass.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Liverpool will win. Anything other than a win would make you join Arsenal in the crisis league. Home advantage is the only thing that matters in derbies. I hope.

Logically we probably should. They haven't won at Anfield for something like 15 years. 15 years today...

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Lukaku goes down in the area, nothing given.

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Moreno with an armbar takedown on Lukaku. :bow:

[Master Splinter]

That was almost brilliant from Everton.

Should have been a pel too.

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Sterling shot, easy for Howard.

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Naismith an important part of the Everton machine this season.

Machine? :lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Atkinson was playing advantage for that offside. So shouldn't it go back for the freekick?

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Huge appeal for handball on Barry, not given.

Everton's abysmal defending. :haha:

Arsenal got ripped apart.

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That idiot Barry should be off.

[Master Splinter]

Barry should be off.

1-1 in awlful decisions then.

Evening out :bow:.

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Balotelli freekick from distance, Howard saves.

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Howard saves from Lallan's header!

Neverton are here.

[Master Splinter]

Howard doesn't throw one in, thankfully.

[Master Splinter]

Howard saves from Lallan's header!

Neverton are here.

Lallan :bow:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Howard is back in USA Mode. :bow:

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Balotelli shot, Stones blocks.

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Decent ish run from Lukaku, went past Stevie Me easily. Mignolet saves the shot from distance, not that it was too troubling.

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How did Baines get to the byline with nobody near him? :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Use your right foot Baines!

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Henderson smacks it, Howard flaps it away.

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Mirallas' hamstring. :rose:

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Mirallas off, McGeady on.

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Lukaku shot, easy for Mignolet.

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Balotelli. :lol:

[Master Splinter]

Time for Kolo :bow:.

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Skrtel down. Time for Kolo! :cloud9:

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Skrtel is soldiering on.

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Balotelli going for a comber, Howard has it easy again.

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Good save from Howard to stop Sterling.

Barry having a stinker.

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Liverpool 0-0 Everton, HT.

[Master Splinter]

Final ball poor from both sides.

Everton need to get more players forward.

Barry has to be taken off. He's asking for a red and he's been misplacing passes.

Markovic has literally been hiding.

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Besic's touch. :doh:

Balotelli goes down, nothing given.

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Markovic. :lol:

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That could have been nasty from Hibbert.

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Lolvren.

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Stones embarrassing himself on the ball.

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This is pub level.

[Master Splinter]

The passing in this match has been abysmal.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Markovic hauled off, Coutinho on.

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Liverpool 1-0 Everton, Stevie Me. :sick:

[Master Splinter]

And Howard does throw one in.

[Penguin]

Lukaku is such an average player. How do we manage to make him look decent when we play against him? <_<

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Liverpool 1-1 Everton, JAGIELKA!!!

What a goal!!

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

What a hit that was.

Hats off. He'll probably never do it again.

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Barry nearly nicks it at the end.

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Liverpool 1-1 Everton, FT!!!

Great result. :bow:

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Southampton: Forster, Clyne, Fonte, Alderweireld, Bertrand, Wanyama, Schneiderlin, S. Davis, Tadic, Mane, Pelle.

QPR: Green, Isla, Ferdinand, Caulker, Traore, Sandro, Phillips, Fer, Kranjcar, Vargas, Austin.

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Crystal Palace: Speroni, Ward, Delaney, Dann, Kelly, Jedinak, Ledley, McArthur, Bolasie, Puncheon, Campbell.

Leicester: Schmeichel, De Laet, Morgan, Moore, Konchesky, Hammond, Cambiasso, Nugent, Drinkwater, Vardy, Ulloa.

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Sunderland: Mannone, Jones, Vergini, O'Shea, van Aanholt, Cattermole, Larsson, Rodwell, Johnson, Buckley, Wickham.

Swansea: Fabianski, Rangel, Fernandez, Williams, Taylor, Ki, Shelvey, Dyer, Sigurdsson, Routledge, Gomis.

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Hull City: McGregor, Rosenior, Davies, Dawson, Robertson, Huddlestone, Livermore, Diame, Elmohamady, Jelavic, Hernandez.

Manchester City: Caballero, Zabaleta, Kompany, Mangala, Clichy, Milner, Fernandinho, Toure, Silva, Aguero, Dzeko.

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Chelsea: Courtois, Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Azpilicueta, Matic, Fabregas. Willian, Oscar, Hazard, Diego Costa.

Aston Villa: Guzan, Hutton, Cissokho, Baker, Senderos, Westwood, Delph, Richardson, Cleverley, Weimann, Agbonlahor.

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Man Utd: De Gea, Rafael, McNair, Rojo, Shaw, Blind, Herrera, Di Maria, Rooney, Van Persie, Falcao.

West Ham: Adrian, Reid, Cresswell, Tomkins, Downing, Sakho, Demel, Amalfitano, Poyet, Song, E Valencia.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd 1-0 'Ammers, Wazza.

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Valencia should have made it 1-1. :doh:

[Niall_Quinn]

Rooney :haha:

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Hull 0-1 Man City, Aguero.

Chelsea 1-0 Villa, Oscar.

Pub teams. :lol:

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Hull 0-2 Man City, Dzeko.

Hull. :wave:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Oh well, looks like no lolworthy scores this week. :(

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Mannone and Fabianski. :bow:

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Hull 1-2 Man City, Mangala OG! :haha:

No team can defend in this league. :lol:

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Man Utd 2-0 'Ammers, RVP.

[Globalgunner]

Song still playing his part as a midfield liability, I see.

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Hands to the pump, backs to the wall.

McInally reciting Sherwood's book of cliché's today.

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Pelanty to Hull!

Mangala gave it away and booked. Having an absolute stinker.

£23 million. :haha:

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Hull 2-2 Man City, HERNANDEZ!!!! :bow:

Citeh's defending. :haha:

So good, so powerful, so strong.

:Neville:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Pelanty to Hull!

Mangala gave it away and booked. Having an absolute stinker.

£23 million. :haha:

£32 million. :wacko:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great save from Fabilanski says Merse.

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£32 million. :wacko:

What? :haha:

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Man Utd 2-1 West Ham, Sakho!

It's happening again. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Rooney :haha:

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Palace 1-0 Leicester, possibly Campbell.

DREAM GOAL! Possibly.

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Palace 2-0 Leicester, Jedinak!

Leicester's Top Four hopes. :rose:

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Southampton 1-0 QPR, Betrand.

Southampton for the title tbf.

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WAZZA SENT OFF!!!

:haha:

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Chelsea 2-0 Villa, Diego Costa.

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Falcao hauled off, Fletcher on.

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Hull 2-3 Man City, Dzeko with his second.

Hull. :doh:

All up to the Man Utd Comedy Club now then.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Southampton 1-1 QPR, Austin, Austin, Austin!

[Master Splinter]

Captain Wazza :bow:.

What a fat liability he is.

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Southampton 2-1 QPR, PELE! :bow:

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Chelsea 3-0 Villa, Willian.

Another pub goal apparently.

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Rangel sent off for Swansea. :doh:

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Champagne Charlie is drunk.

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Hull 2-4 Man City, Honest Frank. :sick:

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Disallowed goal for the 'Ammers.

[LDG]

Dagnammit.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Results:

Chelsea 3-0 Aston Villa.

Crystal Palace 2-0 Leicester City.

Hull 2-4 Man City.

Man Utd 2-1 West Ham.

Southampton 2-1 QPR.

Sunderland 0-0 Swansea.

[Master Splinter]

Southampton :bow:.

[LDG]

Fuckin' hate saints.

Moncow.

Benali

Shearer

Flowers

Bale

Redknapp

Ruddock

Bunchacunts.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

West Brom: Foster, Wisdom, Lescott, Dawson, Pocognoli, Dorrans, Morrison, Gardner, Brunt, Sessegnon, Berahino.
Subs: Myhill, Gamboa, McAuley, Yacob, Mulumbu, Blanco, Samaras.

Burnley: Heaton; Trippier, Shackell, Duff, Mee; Arfield, Wallace, Reid, Kightly; Boyd; Jutkiewicz.
Subs: Gilks, Chalobah, Sordell, Barnes, Ward, Keane, Long.

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WBA 1-0 Burnley, Dawson.

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2-0, Berahino.

Burnley. :wave:

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3-0, Berahino with his second.

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4-0 Dorrans and FT. :lol:

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Stoke 1-0 Barcodes, Crouch.

Pardiola. :wave:

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And that is how it finished.

Pardew. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Is that what journalists do, go to the monitor and record the interview they didn't have themselves?

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I don't know if it has shown before but I really quite resent the way Neville talks:

Riviere and Cabella...ooo it was risky buying them, being foreign and from another league. No mention of Colback being utter crap of course.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cabella is a midfielder, Neville you berk.

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Neville. :haha:

Now he says Stoke are never criticised on MNF because they always play to their maximum.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

MotD2 was pretty hilarious, I thought.

In their "inspiration" section, defending ROOOOONEY of course, it was just a montage of hideous tackles, fouls and eventually plain old assaults from various "leaders" like Keane, Gerrard and Vieira. Not the times where they actually picked a team up and led them, but where they kicked the shit out the opposition. All in the name of glossing over and for all intents and purposes justifying the red card.

They also showed ROOOOONEY'S rousing Gladiatorial motivational speech against Leicester.... ignoring the fact everyone was ignoring him and they fucking lost. Brilliant leadership that.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Vieira for me was more of an example on how to play and infuence a game then neccesarily being a 'great' captain. My abiding memory of Vieira is picking the ball up from midfield and just motoring past everybody.

It's no surprise though, this is what a captain is expected to be in England. The idea of captaincy is way overdone anyway I say.

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Neville criticised Mignolet for that Jagielka goal...what? :lol:

I don't understand how Mignolet was supposed to know Jagielka would strike it in that way and combined with how it curls away from him anyway.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Why should anyone listen to a right back on goalkeeping anyway? He uses a stylus. He must be innovative. Lets listen. The guy talks utter bollocks.


Saying that, Mignolet has definitely regressed and it's all-but certain we'll be getting a new keeper at some point. But shot stopping is easily his strongest point. It's quite odd how one cross he'll scream and collect it. Then next one that comes in he'll hide. Picking out that goal of all goals to criticise him though is just weird. An ugg swipes a leg with a gazillion in one chance of it hitting the target swerving like a Roberto Carlos wet dream. Must be his fault. And then about how he held his tongue last season when "he noticed" other examples of it. 'Course you did.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

He's one of our national coaches I'll have you know. :angry:

[Injury Time]

He's one of our national coaches I'll have you know. :angry:

Is the swear filter back? He's certainly one of the nations biggest "coaches" that's for sure...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

A new GW meme is born.

[Munchies]

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