This Weekend's Fixtures & QPR v Villa (25/26/27 Oct).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Saturday, 25th October 2014
West Ham v Man City, 12:45 http://i44.tinypic.com/5bpl5u.png
Liverpool v Hull, 15:00
Southampton v Stoke, 15:00
Sunderland v Arsenal, 15:00
West Brom v Crystal Palace, 15:00
Swansea v Leicester, 17:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

Sunday, 26th October 2014
Burnley v Everton 13:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif
Tottenham v Newcastle, 13:30
Man Utd v Chelsea, 16:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

Monday, 27th October 2014
QPR v Aston Villa, 20:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

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As it stands:

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[Munchies]

Want United to win

[Niall_Quinn]

Want United to win

So you've given up on a meteor hitting the stadium and vaporising everything within a mile? No ambition.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

So you've given up on a meteor hitting the stadium and vaporising everything within a mile? No ambition.

:haha:

:gp:

[Xhaka Can’t]

So you've given up on a meteor hitting the stadium and vaporising everything within a mile? No ambition.

You're the one that lacks ambition.:coffee:

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/dir/Old+Trafford,+Sir+Matt+Busby+Way,+Manchester+M16+0 RA,+United+Kingdom/Etihad+Stadium,+Ashton+New+Rd,+Manchester+M11+3FF, +United+Kingdom/@53.4762563,-2.3176054,12z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m14!4m13!1m5!1m1!1s0x487bae72e7e47f 69:0x6c930e96df4455fe!2m2!1d-2.29134!2d53.463059!1m5!1m1!1s0x487bb10dcc950ae3:0 x549a8dcce67a876a!2m2!1d-2.200395!2d53.483138!3e0

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Soccer Saturday on now.

Kompany makng a mistake, that's unusual for him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

This is a massive test for Man City today, if they go to West Ham and win then you have to say 'fair play'.

Merse. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

West Ham: Adrian, Jenkinson, Collins, Reid, Cresswell, Noble, Song, Amalfitano, Downing, Valencia, Sakho.

Man City: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany, Mangala, Clichy, Fernando, Toure, Navas, Silva, Aguero, Dzeko.

This should be an easy decision on who I want to win but with us being a bit shit at the moment, a draw would suffice.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Stelling finds it incredible that £30m players can play good football without another £30m player. :rolleyes:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

This Chelsea love-in needs to stop. Sadly the Van Gaal one would take over if they win.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Up next. Crisis club Liverpool.

Ignore that they're above resurgent United and Emperor Van.

[Niall_Quinn]

Switched this on for a quick watch. Owen commentating :doh: Switched it off.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool. :lol:

Got done over by the European Champions. :haha:

Embarrassing.

Aguero shot, deflects, Adrian scrambles to it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Switched this on for a quick watch. Owen commentating :doh: Switched it off.

I have Drury and Beglin.

[Niall_Quinn]

What's Sagna doing these days?

[Niall_Quinn]

I have Drury and Beglin.

Feed please :pray:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ambitiously aiming for most consecutive minutes on the bench.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

David Silva freekick, wide.

[Niall_Quinn]

I'll delete it in a couple of minutes.

No, I meant I'm hungry!

(thanks)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Amalfitano booked, ridiculous challenge.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kompany and Mangala. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Kompany and Mangala :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dzeko is not a very good starter, great sub though.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Aguero hits it from a ridiculous angle, Goal of the Century doesn't come off.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Can Sky still not think of a better way to cover BT matches than having Alan McInally sitting alone in a studio?

[Niall_Quinn]

WH might get more joy if they started passing to their own players.

[Niall_Quinn]

Atkinson's such a shit ref.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hart saves from Valencia.

Hart layed out. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Can Sky still not think of a better way to cover BT matches than having Alan McInally sitting alone in a studio?

And now for an update on the West Ham - Man City we go to our intrepid reporters on Goonersweb...

[Niall_Quinn]

What a shit ref! If all a keeper needs to do is pretend to be injured then it's pretty easy to keep a clean sheet. Fucking joke. Play on!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Courageous from Joe Hart. :haha:

Shut up Drury.

[Niall_Quinn]

Oh look - Hart has somehow recovered.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

West Ham 1-0 Man City, AMALFITANO!!! :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Clichy, Kompany and Mangala. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a ball by Song :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Clichy :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Actually, Zabaleta. :haha:

He deserves one too.

[Niall_Quinn]

Actually, Zabaleta. :haha:

He deserves one too.

Erm no actually. He's in Carragher's best team ever as well you know.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dzeko clears another one.

[Niall_Quinn]

Whisper it (or shout if you want) but Song is 368 times better than Flamini.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Russell Brand. :lol:

Come on Citeh.

[Niall_Quinn]

REF! Foul just as he was about to shoot. Not given of course.

[Niall_Quinn]

Arsenal style break by the gypos, therefore comes to nothing.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Downy heads over. :rolleyes:

[Niall_Quinn]

Downing :doh: Should be 2

[Niall_Quinn]

Isn't it depressing how much faster and more direct WH are going forward than we are?

[Niall_Quinn]

How many FKs can the ref bail the gypos out with today? Is it:

A: 56 - B: 72
C: 93 - D: 23,734

Final answer?

[Niall_Quinn]

Silva too weak, muscled out of it. Clear evidence he's a flop.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Corporal Jenks taking them all on. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Song busts up Toure good and proper.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ref can't take it, gets his whistle out again. What a cunt.

[Niall_Quinn]

What a pussy Silva is. Tapped and he goes down like he's dead. He's a flop.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Another freekick for Citeh.

[Niall_Quinn]

All the gypos need to do is hit the deck and Atkinson springs into action. Absolute fucking cheat.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yaya hits the wall, twice. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Unlucky Atkinson - better luck next time, and the next, and the next, and the next....

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Valencia scuffs one on the turn.

[Niall_Quinn]

Valencia just wide. By a mile.

[Niall_Quinn]

Song is immense. He's dominated the midfield this half.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kompany booked. :lol:

He is a twat.

[Niall_Quinn]

Filthy by Kompany. Booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Amalfitano right across goal!

Citeh's defending. :doh:

And then they give it to Sakho. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Flashed across the face of the goal. Gypos sprawled everywhere. Should have been 2.

[Niall_Quinn]

Gypos can't handle it when the opposition get at them. Sit back and tippy-tappy against them and of course they love it. Are you watching Arsene Wenger?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How did Adrian keep that out? :blink:

In fact, how did it even get to him.

[Niall_Quinn]

About 8 fouls by the gypos - nothing given.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-0 HT. Citeh fluke it in not being 2-0 down.

[PGFC]

Good game, loving the Alex Song show...

[Niall_Quinn]

HT 1-0

WH much the better team. Pacey attacks, strong in the middle, they've hustled the gypos out of the game. Pretty entertaining match actually, a rarity.

Song controlled the middle, the two WH forwards ran at Kompany and Magled time and again and they just couldn't handle it. Myths exposed.

[Niall_Quinn]

1-0 HT. Citeh fluke it in not being 2-0 down.

3-0 really, two great chances missed.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Win today and we could move out of the bottom 3.

[Niall_Quinn]

Second half. Come on WH, don't just hang on go and twat these twats.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Second half is on. Come on the 'Ammers.

[Niall_Quinn]

Song booked for handball. A much worse offence than Aguero's red card challenge earlier that the ref saw and did nothing about.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Johnson. :lol:

Wake up.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

"Set pieces are Britain's bread and butter. It's what we're good at. Other countries don't look at them."

Maybe that's why we're so shit.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Valencia header, offside though.

[Niall_Quinn]

Good break by WH again, but offside.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That won't be a worry, it's exactly what Liverpool need.

Stevie Me. :wave:

[Niall_Quinn]

Another foul by Kompany. No yellow of course, and there's no chance of a yellow at all. He can foul with impunity now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How has Downing missed the target?!

[Niall_Quinn]

Fuck.... Downing is so shit.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Does Stelling think the rabona was invented by Lamela?

[Niall_Quinn]

600 billion quid worth of subs warming up for the gypos. But tbf, they need more playa.

[Niall_Quinn]

Song way too strong for the gypos.

[Niall_Quinn]

Jenks :bow:

Too strong for Dzeko.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Does Stelling think the rabona was invented by Lamela?

Yes. He probably hasn't worked out how it already had a name attached to it though.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sakho scuffer looped one on the volley.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dzeko well and truly hauled off, Jovetic on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Sakho blasts it over. All the chances going to WH, which probably means the gypos will steal it.

Dzeko (who is shit) subbed, Jovetic on.

Sagna not on, in case anyone was wondering what the ambitious fellow is up to.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Aguero denied by Adrian, then the second shot blocked.

[Niall_Quinn]

Great double save by Adrian. Thought Aguero (who should be off) was bound to score.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Song. :bow:

Aguero needs to go back to being the pubber we saw at the World Cup.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ref has been the gypos best playa by miles. He's retained possession so well.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Aguero hits the bar, Yaya has his saved by Adrian!

[Niall_Quinn]

How have they missed that??????????

Aguero blasts it onto the bar from right in front of goal, then a good save again on the follow-up.

Aguero shouldn't be on the pitch of course.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yaya goes for the curler, over it goes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Amalfitano off, Wil.E Coyote on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Toure :haha:

Remember that one time in his career that one of those wild lashes went in? Amazing, best playa ever.

WH going one up top to beef up the midfield. Probably a mistake.

[Niall_Quinn]

Good chance again for WH, better cross and they were in.

[Niall_Quinn]

GOT TO BE RED FOR KOMPANY????????????

You fucking cheating bastard Atkinson.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kompany should be off, again.

This guy is a cynical scrote.

Also, Yaya trying to locomotive his way through the game now, after doing 55 minutes of strolling about.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Southampton: Forster, Clyne, Fonte, Alderweireld, Bertrand, Cork, Schneiderlin, S. Davis, Mané, Tadić, Pellè.

Stoke: Begovic; Bardsley, Shawcross, Wilson, Pieters; Cameron, Nzonzi; Walters, Adam, Moses; Crouch.

[Niall_Quinn]

That's two reds the ref has just ignored now. Aguero and Kompany. Easy to win when the ref changes the rules to suit you.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

West Brom: Foster, Wisdom, Dawson, Lescott, Pocognoli, Brunt, Gardner, Dorrans, Morrison, Sessegnon, Berahino.

Crystal Palace: Speroni, Kelly, Mariappa, Hangeland, Ward, Jedinak, Ledley, Zaha, Bolasie, Chamakh, Puncheon.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sakho shit.

Song. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Brilliantly controlled play by Song. Sakho fucked up the finish. But what a great break.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Brilliant from Song there.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yaya smacks the bar!

:faint:

[Niall_Quinn]

Toure missed again.

Remember that one time in his career he brilliantly hoofed it in? Great playa. Hasn't stolen a living for 60 mins today.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

West Ham 2-0 Man City, SAKHO!!!!!!

Hart. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

GOAL 2-0 S A K H O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hart can't keep it out. Goal line tech :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Clichy murdered again :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Is Jonathan Pearce commentating on this game for the BBC?

[Niall_Quinn]

Cole on for Valencia.

[Niall_Quinn]

Oh what a cunt - Silva flukes one in. 2-1

[McNamara That Ghost...]

West Ham 2-1 Man City, David Silva. Fuck, what a goal.

[Niall_Quinn]

Clichy well and truly dragged off. Kolorov on.

Milner on for some pubber too.

[Munchies]

ffs!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jesus. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Navas :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

No chance the 'Ammers are holding on here.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yaya. :haha:

That's landing on Chips Keswick's head.

[Niall_Quinn]

Toure :haha: blasts it over

remember that time he mishit that screamer into the net? Magic.

[Niall_Quinn]

Hammers much deeper now. Why do managers do that? It just invites pressure.

[Niall_Quinn]

Noble with the shot, hits Hart.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Noble with a weak volley.

Hart. :haha:

Courageously shit.

Mangala is horrific.

[Niall_Quinn]

Pen for WH. Not given by that cunt Atkinson.

[Niall_Quinn]

100% would have been given at the other end. No doubt about it. Mangala (who is shit) well beaten again so haul the man down. That's another red as well, three reds ignored by the cheating cunt ref now.

[GP]

Mangala is rrrrrrubbish.

I hope he was at least cheap.

[Niall_Quinn]

Board goes up and reads, "Until they score"

[McNamara That Ghost...]

£32 million bargain tbf, discounted from £100 million Porto said.

[GP]

£32 million bargain tbf.

Mangala??

£32 million?

:lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Mangala??

£32 million?

:lol:

Monopoly money. Nobody can outbid them on buying refs either.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sakho off, Nolan on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Nolan on for Sakho.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yaya going for glory again, again doesn't work.

[Niall_Quinn]

No sign of the board yet - must be hard negotiating going on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Five added minutes.

[Niall_Quinn]

5 mins :haha:

In a game that's hardly stopped.

[Niall_Quinn]

Song has been head and shoulders the best player today. Immense.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a save from Adrian to deny Jovetic!

[Niall_Quinn]

Good save Adrian!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kompany. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Adrian. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Well in to cheated extra time. Hold on!

Can Atkinson grab a draw here?

[Marc Overmars]

Chelsea are going to walk it this year. Plunged into the dark days of 04-06.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jenks with a hero's contribution. :bow:

West Ham 2-1 Citeh, FT! :haha:

Pellegrini. :haha:

Kompany. :haha:

Pace and power. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

FT 2-1

Pellegrini :haha:

Toure's shooting :haha:

Sagna's ambition :haha:

Clichy's defending :haha:

Kompany, just :haha: what a fucking myth

£32mill Mangala :haha:

Song :bow:

Jenks :bow:

Atkinson you fucking cheating cunt! :doh:

[Munchies]

Allardyce in?

[PGFC]

Jenks with a hero's contribution. :bow:

West Ham 2-1 Citeh, FT! :haha:

Pellegrini. :haha:

Kompany. :haha:

Pace and power. :haha:

:gp: enjoyed that one.

[Niall_Quinn]

Great match to watch and topped off with a great result. Football :bow:

If I can avoid seeing Arsenal today then football's back :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool: Mignolet, Manquillo, Skrtel, Lovren, Moreno, Allen, Gerrard, Can, Sterling, Balotelli, Lallana.

Hull: Jakupovic, Bruce, Davies, Chester, Elmohamady, Huddlestone, Diame, Livermore, Brady, Ben Arfa, Hernandez.

[Niall_Quinn]

Allardyce in?

He almost fucked it up by taking all the pressure off creaky old Kompany and his mate the clown Mangala.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/b/blackburn_rovers/8313313.stm

[Munchies]

Liverpool: Mignolet, Manquillo, Skrtel, Lovren, Moreno, Allen, Gerrard, Can, Sterling, Balotelli, Lallana.

Hull: Jakupovic, Bruce, Davies, Chester, Elmohamady, Huddlestone, Diame, Livermore, Brady, Ben Arfa, Hernandez.

:haha:

[GP]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/b/blackburn_rovers/8313313.stm

Happy Hanukkah!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

WBA 0-1 Palace, Hangeland!

Super 6. :haha:

£500 K. Up in smoke.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Southampton 1-0 Stoke, Mane!

Koeman. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

WBA 0-2 Palace, Jedinak!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

WBA 1-2 Palace, Anichebe.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea: Fabianski; Rangel, Williams, Fernandez, Taylor; Ki, Shelvey; Montero, Sigurdsson, Routledge; Bony.

Leicester: Schmeichel; De Laet, Morgan, Moore, Konchesky; Mahrez, Drinkwater, Hammong, Vardy; Ulloa, Nugent.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty to WBA!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

WBA 2-2 Palace, Berahino!

Southampton 1-0 Stoke, FT!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hold on Hull!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Balotelli misses a sitter! :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 0-0 Hull, FT!

:haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Balotelli misses a sitter! :haha:

Wenger :doh:

[GP]

Balotelli misses a sitter! :haha:

Again??

[Master Splinter]

BaLOLtelli :haha:.

Wenger :doh:.

Southampton :bow: :bow:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Again??

He refuses to score unless it is a pelanty.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 1-0 Leicester, Bony!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 2-0 Leicester, Bony with his second.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

And Swansea 2-0 Leicester, FT.

Swansea up to sixth. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The worst counter-attack of all time made it on to the highlights? Impressive.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Alexis. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wenger interviewed by a female reporter again, this one a bit friendlier than the last though. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

It's a bit scary if Wenger really does believe we are performing at 99.5% Surely that was a joke? If not then it means we're half a percent away from the best we can be :yikes:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jedinak should have let Chakma take that.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It's a bit scary if Wenger really does believe we are performing at 99.5% Surely that was a joke? If not then it means we're half a percent away from the best we can be :yikes:

Half a degree, it was about boiling points. :geek:

Even so, why are we paying attention to what Wenget says again?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jedinak you berk, diving in behind, inside the pelanty area. What a great idea.

[Niall_Quinn]

Half a degree, it was about boiling points. :geek:

Even so, why are we paying attention to what Wenget says again?

Because Eduardo robbed Celtic in that match we won 5-1 on aggregate.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Warnock needs to think of a different plan if he is hoping to a win a game relying on getting decisions from Clattenburg.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Disgusting elbow from that pubber Dawson on Speroni though.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

His first real goal. :lol:

Shut up Motty.

Great finish though from Mane.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The answer is yes?

Based on the one goal scored.

Murphy. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Schmeichel. :haha:

Bloody hell.

Sigurdsson really messed it up though too.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Throw-in hits the crossbar. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cambiasso somehow hits the post.

Another cleansheet for Fabianski. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool - Hull on now.

Agent Mario. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Hope it's not 0-0 this time.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ben Afri. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What the hell? How didn't Balotelli head that one in? :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Diame you scrote.

[Niall_Quinn]

Balotelli :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Henderson's dive. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Brilliant play from Coutinho.

Balotelli, OMG. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

What a miss by Balotelli :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Safe as houses says Murphy on Hull.

A point away from the relegation zone if the Barcodes win. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Motd2 Extra on soon.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Schmeichel, Winter and Wilson in the studio.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Judge me after 3 months.

Why are you judging me? It's only been 3 months.

:lol: Twat.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I can't work out who I would rather win, disgusting prospect whatever happens.

Clearly Winter is in love with Chelsea.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I didn't need to see that :sick:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Neville, Souness and Carragher sat in the Man Utd dug out. :haha:

Bet Souness and Carragher are loving it.

[Munchies]

I want United to win.

I hate Chelsea more so than any other team.

I'd rather see Spurs win the treble if it meant Chelsea were liquidated

HOpefully Falcao/Di Maria produce the goods today

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Is it fair to say Mourinho has taken the Van Gaal-ness and taken it to another level?

What.

The.

Fuck.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Neville thinks Man Utd will win the league within three seasons.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Burnley: Heaton, Trippier, Shackell, Duff, Ward, Kightly, Jones, Arfield, Boyd, Jutkiewicz, Ings.

Everton: Howard, Baines, Jagielka, Alcaraz, Coleman, Naismith, McCarthy, Barry, Osman, Eto'o, Lukaku.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Neville talks quite a lot of shit. But he made that noise a couple of years ago so he must be good.

Everything Winter has just said about Koeman was said about Laudrup...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Burnley. :bow:

What a haven of football.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Neville talks quite a lot of shit. But he made that noise a couple of years ago so he must be good.

Everything Winter has just said about Koeman was said about Laudrup...

Southampton have been quite fortunate with their fixture list really. Mostly all the pubbers before mid-November.

Neville just annoys me, all the time now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yeah you're right Souness, Dyche should just jack it in and play like pubbers, just to save his own skin.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/512/mcs/media/images/78541000/jpg/_78541915_everton_dog.jpg

:unsure:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Burnley 0-1 Everton, Old Man Eto'o!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tottenham: Lloris, Dier, Kaboul, Vertonghen, Rose, Capoue, Mason, Chadli, Eriksen, Lamela, Adebayor.

Newcastle: Krul, Janmaat, S.Taylor, Coloccini, Dummett, Sissoko, Anita, Colback, Obertan, Perez, Gouffran.

Still 0-0 in this one.

Come on the Barcodes. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good defending from Eto'o. And that actually was defending.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Burnley 1-1 Everton, INGS finally scores!!!

Lukaku. :haha:

How much?

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Spuds 1-0 Barcodes, Ade.

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Good strike on the volley from Arfield, not too far wide.

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Lukaku booked. :lol:

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Burnley 1-2 Everton, Lukaku well and truly scuffs one in.

Me. :haha:

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Boyd booked.

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Jutkiewicz you idiot. Play it across for the FIFA goal.

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Freekick to Burnley, just outside the area.

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Jones hits the wall.

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Why do Roberto Carlos and Cafu get a free pass in terms of mentioning their defending?

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Naismith heads on to the bar, then falls kindly for Heaton.

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Another good effort from Arfield but again wide.

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Burnley 1-2 Everton, HT. :popcorn:

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Spuds 1-1 Barcodes, Sammy Ameobi! :haha:

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Alcaraz trying to play Jutkiewicz in, lucky for Everton that he is absolute crap.

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Arfield booked, scrote.

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Naismith booked, just as big a scrote.

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Spuds 1-2 Barcodes, PEREZ!!!!

:haha:

[Globalgunner]

Spuds losing.....At least something to cheer us up..

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The Spuds conceded the first goal 7 seconds after the start of the second half I think. :wacko:

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Ward booked. The first half was ok, the second half has been a real pub affair.

Baines nearly flukes in a curled freekick.

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Lukaku off, Barkley on.

Jutkiewicz hauled off, Barnes on.

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https://cdn.mediacru.sh/5A1Fq3U4MTsG.mp4

:lol:

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Why do Roberto Carlos and Cafu get a free pass in terms of mentioning their defending?

Roberto Carlos is the rich man's Leighton Baines. But worse.

A few free-kicks and thunderous shots masked the fact that he was actually a bit shit. I can barely recall him having a really good game.

Also, Spufs :haha:.

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Six seconds. :haha:

Wonderful teamtalk.

Also, Spuds had a goal disallowed.

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Roberto Carlos is the rich man's Leighton Baines. But worse.

A few free-kicks and thunderous shots masked the fact that he was actually a bit shit. I can barely recall him having a really good game.

Also, Spufs :haha:.

QED tbf IMO.

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Roberto Carlos is the rich man's Leighton Baines. But worse.

A few free-kicks and thunderous shots masked the fact that he was actually a bit shit. I can barely recall him having a really good game.

Also, Spufs :haha:.

Best full back in the world according to my Everton-supporting colleague.

Second best.... Coleman.

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De Gea, Rafael, Smalling, Rojo, Shaw, Blind, Fellaini, Januzaj, Di Maria, Mata, van Persie.

Courtois, Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Felipe Luis, Fabregas, Matic, Willian, Oscar, Hazard, Drogba.

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Carragher? :ninja:

Ah no wait, he'd have Zabaleta there.

Also, Dids starts for Chelsea.

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Danny Murphy tearing in to Danny Rose. :lol:

Or maybe it was Lamela. Either way, they're both shit.

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Perez off, Haidara on.

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Old Man Osman off, Pienaar on.

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Ade hauled off, Goaldado on.