This Weekend's Fixtures & Palace v Sunderland (01/02/03 Nov).

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Good physical presence shown there by Chadli. What a pointless player.

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Weimann is a less talented, angrier version of Ljungberg.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa 1-1 Spuds, Chadli.

Villa. :doh:

[adzzzbatch]

Oh fuck off villa

[Syn]

Fuck. I guess that one's on me. Sorry fellas.

[Niall_Quinn]

Cunts, they've made the extra 4 men count.

[adzzzbatch]

Cunts, they've made the extra 4 men count.

It was only gonna go one way once they stepped up.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good effort from Cissokho. Wasn't going to score as he is terrible but kudos for trying.

[Niall_Quinn]

Sissoko you useless cunt! Can't even hit the target you useless shit.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Weimann off, Richardson on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wonderful teamplay from Villa.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

#FreeMason

Sorry.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa 1-2 Spuds, Kane freekick. What a fluke.

[Niall_Quinn]

Football :rose:

How the hell did that go in?

[adzzzbatch]

:ilt:

[Niall_Quinn]

Refs are so bad they can even engineer a spuds win.

[Master Splinter]

Spufs above United.

United :haha:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Or maybe it was just a fluke deflected freekick.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cissokho off, Bent on.

[Syn]

Thanks a lot Benteke.

Meh, Spurs look awful this year. Won't finish near the top 4.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kane MotM. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Kane is Smith's MOTM :haha:

It's fucking ludicrous.

[Master Splinter]

Get it in the mixer!

[Niall_Quinn]

That's a cynical foul by Kaboul - no card. These refs are fucking outrageous.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa 1-2 Spuds, FT.

Villa have some very dumb players.

[Niall_Quinn]

FT Villa 1-2 Incompetent ref and his cheating linesman

[Master Splinter]

Kane for England!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sky shilling other programmes is embarassing.

[Niall_Quinn]

Kane for England!

Performance of the weekend, apart from Kompany, Toure, Rooney and Silva

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Neville not in the studio? :scarf:

[Niall_Quinn]

That linesman was just delighted to be involved in the whole thing. Was so busy calling red he missed all the other shit. #fuckingincompetentmorons #stealingaliving

[Niall_Quinn]

Kane, Messi or Ronaldo?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

https://s.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/SRdpJ8w6EkNEO8MXrY3JJA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NQ--/http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/sports/2014-11-02/ffd64450-629c-11e4-a1d4-03a9bb439e24_Hart-oliver.jpg

WTF?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kane, Messi or Ronaldo?

Messi. :haha:

Ronaldo. :lol:

Neither of those have scored a deflected freekick this season.

[Niall_Quinn]

https://s.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/SRdpJ8w6EkNEO8MXrY3JJA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NQ--/http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/sports/2014-11-02/ffd64450-629c-11e4-a1d4-03a9bb439e24_Hart-oliver.jpg

WTF?

Never happened, just move on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sounds about right.

Citeh vs Man Utd reaction and nonsense coming up soon.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Don't apologize NQ!

He cut you off.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Smalling. :doh:

Woy will have a tale to tell about him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ah Neville will tear in to Di Maria forevermore now he didn't do the role of a fullback, despite not being a fullback.

Fellaini. :haha:

How much?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

LVG. :lol:

Another genius interview.

He said he didn't see the first Smalling yellow - I bet that quote will be used for him all the time now, right?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Ah Neville will tear in to Di Maria forevermore now he didn't do the role of a fullback, despite not being a fullback.

Fellaini. :haha:

How much?

Now here are two irrelevant examples that don't back up my point but give me a chance to use the SkyPadTable

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Arrows. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Why is this Poyet interview on now? :unsure:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

MotD2 on in a minute.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pride in Battle? :haha:

I bet Kompany came up with that slogan.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Januzaj needs to show his talent at some point.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great work from De Gea.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Smalling. :lol:

What a daft idiot.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What's Fellaini complaining about to Aguero? It was a pub from behind.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rojo kicking Yaya down to the ground. The refs are funny.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fellaini. :haha:

A walking foul.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Why didn't Wazza shoot?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Classic LVG restraint in an interview. It's bound to end in tears, he's just too abrasive.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Not fortunate, going head-to-head with the ref is absolutely fine in the Premier League. :lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

That Lallana goal is actually better than it initially looks because it started all the way back with Mignolet a good while earlier.

Pretty much the only good bit of play we've done all season.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I like seeing the entire move for a goal, shame they don't show that.

I think that might be one of the lower quality GotM's for quite some time though.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

That slo-mo of the Villa fans :haha:

http://lifecameraction.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/darth-vader-nooooo.jpg

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nine goals for Kane, eight of them in the cups. :lol:

Friedel is a full-on Spud now.

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Nine goals for Kane, eight of them in the cups. :lol:

Friedel is a full-on Spud now.

At least Danny Murphy just destroyed him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I am not sure what Moreno was trying there.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Austin, Austin, Austin!

Fuck off Hazard.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ramsey. :haha:

So boring.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Downing needs to stop this.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great finish from Cambiasso.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

No Shelvey for our game.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

David Silva's goal shouldn't win it just for Pearce's reaction.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barkley. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

MNF on now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The league table:

First
Second
Third
Arsenal

:bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Crystal Palace: Speroni, Kelly, Dann, Hangeland, Ward, Zaha, Jedinak, Ledley, Bolasie, Chamakh, Campbell.
Subs: Mariappa, Doyle, Hennessey, Gayle, McArthur, Bannan, Puncheon.

Sunderland: Pantilimon, Vergini, O'Shea, Reveillere, Van Aanholt, Cattermole, Buckley, Larsson, Gomez, Wickham, Fletcher.
Subs: Bridcutt, Brown, Johnson, Altidore, Mavrias, Graham, Mannone.

Referee: Phil Dowd (Staffordshire)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Neville has no idea how Carragher is interpreting this body language.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Borini, Balotelli and Lambert.

Deadly strikeforce. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Agent Mannone got the chop then. Doesn't matter, his work is already done.

Mannone :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

RVP. :lol:

Past it.

[Niall_Quinn]

Agree with him on Blind - he's shit.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

"These are the things that wouldn't be noticed unless we highlighted them".

What an arrogant cunt.

I have to be honest, I noticed Song's assists to RVP in 2011/2012.

[Injury Time]

RVP. :lol:

Past it.
:pal: could've mediocre with us...oh :(

[Niall_Quinn]

Neville has just highlighted two instances and criticised van Cash for not doing what he actually did. First one he was fouled or else he was coming short to run back in. Second and he ran straight through into the space. Neville is now brazenly telling people that what they are seeing with their own eyes isn't happening.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Palace Cheerleaders. :bow:

[Globalgunner]

Crystal Palace cheerleaders:bow:
How come we don't have cheerleaders?
Letters could certainly do a job there?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How haven't Palace got a pelanty?

Ridiculous challenge from Vergini.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Crystal Palace cheerleaders:bow:
How come we don't have cheerleaders?
Letters could certainly do a job there?

That's why.

[Niall_Quinn]

Wonder why that penalty wasn't a penalty? Must have happened too early in the game for it to be a penalty.

[Globalgunner]

Wonder why that penalty wasn't a penalty? Must have happened too early in the game for it to be a penalty.
You forget who the ref is. Dowd.....lost 30 pounds last season. Found them all back this season..... and then some

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wonder why that penalty wasn't a penalty? Must have happened too early in the game for it to be a penalty.

Ah, Phil Dowd. Forgot about him stealing a living.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Why pick up the ball to protest against a foul? If it wasn't a foul you've just made it handball you idiot.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stunning air control from Chakma.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bolasie. :haha:

Worst shot of all time.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Much better from Bolasie, still miles wide but at least it went out for a goal kick this time.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Palace 0-1 Sunderland, Fletcher!

[Niall_Quinn]

0-1 Mackems

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Another pelanty appeal for Palace, nothing given.

Van Aanholt is dead.

[Niall_Quinn]

Dowd is such a great ref.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Van Aanholt off injured, highly suprising if it isn't a dislocated shoulder.

Wes Brown on.

[Globalgunner]

Van Aanholt off injured, highly suprising if it isn't a dislocated shoulder.

Wes Brown on.

Ah Wes. Doesn't look a day older than when he was 19. His defending however.....has gone from bang average to drop dead diabolical.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-1 HT.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-1 Wes Brown OG! :haha:

Clinical finish.

Great save from Speroni just before that.

[Syn]

HB Maccy :cheers:

what a pussy header by Chamakh. Had half the goal to aim at and he headed it straight back. How has the guy not been put down yet.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Thanks Syn.

Speroni saves from Vergini.

Bolasie trying to make up for his shot in the first half, still hasn't done it yet.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Brown is a little bit shit.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Buckley booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bolasie. :haha:

Give it up mate.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pantilimon booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jedinak booked.

The Australian Cattermole. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Right on cue, Cattermole booked. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stunning touch from Vergini.

Chakma hauled off, Puncheon on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Not enough lack of talent on display so here comes Altidore.

Wickham off for him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Palace 1-2 Sunderland, Jordi Gomez!

[Niall_Quinn]

Not sure about not being able to blame the keeper. With all the dives in the box these days there's no reason the Palace keeper shouldn't get in on it.

[Niall_Quinn]

Good effort by Cattermole. Wrong goal though.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Buckley off, Bridcutt on.

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Closing down too slow by the Palace player with no name on the back of his shirt.

Warnock :haha:

Sunderland are a better value Spurs. At least these slow, stocky 6ft 2 pubbers didn't cost £15m each.

[Niall_Quinn]

Why can't PL players take corners? How hard can it be?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hangeland off, Gayle on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Buckley off, Bridcutt on.

Bridcutt, really impressed with him, good engine, knows where the ball is, he won't be phased.

Apart from that, I've never heard of him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dowd is an abysmal referee.

[Niall_Quinn]

Head injury :haha:

He got flicked on the chin.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jedinak sent off. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Thick shit.

[Niall_Quinn]

Dowd is really coming to the fore in this game. Imposing performance.

[Niall_Quinn]

Palace needs to score to get back into this.

[Niall_Quinn]

Mike Jones explaining the gypos aren't playing so he couldn't give a shit either way. Warnock not impressed.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Palace needs to score to get back into this.

You're highlighting the things we otherwise wouldn't know.

[Niall_Quinn]

What a greedy bastard Zaha is.

+5 mins

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Five added minutes of this quite entertaining shitfest.

[Niall_Quinn]

You're highlighting the things we otherwise wouldn't know.

If Shearer can do it then why can't I?

[Niall_Quinn]

LOL, PaddyPower has hired the Mackem keeper.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

If Shearer can do it then why can't I?

You don't have his charisma.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Palace 1-3 Sunderland, Fletcher with his second!

All three promoted teams in the relegation zone. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

1-3 Mackems

That could well be that, but never say never in this league!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Palace 1-3 Sunderland, FT.

Warnock. :lol:

[Syn]

Fletcher alexised that in beautifully. Great win for Sunderland. Love teams that are shit against us but annoying otherwise.

[Niall_Quinn]

And that's why the PL is the best league in the world to be fair.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

A wonderful advert for the Premier League.

Time for Neville and Carragher's proper bantz now.

[Niall_Quinn]

A wonderful advert for 22 Jump Street - that well know footie movie. Can't wait to buy that from the Sky Store.

[Syn]

Don't watch it, it's shit. Funny people is the only good film that short, fat guy has starred in.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Two guaranteed questions for a manager after getting their first win in a while:

How important was that win?

How much confidence can you take from that win?

:rolleyes:

[GP]

Don't watch it, it's shit. Funny people is the only good film that short, fat guy has starred in.

#Letters

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I don't think Warnock is very pleased.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I don't think Warnock is very pleased.

http://www.thevervoid.com/media/ftimg/ft7.1.jpg

Is he ever?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

This is true. He isn't cut out for managing in the Premier League - he will get sacked again and then some pub team from his past will pick him up again when they get promoted.

Time for Neville and Carragher's review of the weekend.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It's clumsy. :haha:

Yeah Vargas clumsily letting Hazard jump in to him.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

The fucking week I take Chambers out of my fantasy team.

Need to find a way to get Sanchez in. Bye bye Raheem...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Alexis. :bow:

Making the captain choice pretty easy at the moment tbf.

Neville seems to think a cross doesn't count unless it's in the air.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Doesn't make mistakes, just got sent off against Palace.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

:lol:

As if Carragher doesn't know what will happen with Gerrard.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That's because you are a horrible shithead Neville.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dunne on 10 own goals. :bow:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Hours per OG :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

No contact, well that's alright then. What's the point asking Neville about current England players.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Yes, that was the question Carra :lol:

Now you're meant to answer it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That was not very insightful.