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McNamara That Ghost...
30-10-2014, 09:37 AM
Saturday, 1st November 2014
Newcastle v Liverpool, 12:45 http://i44.tinypic.com/5bpl5u.png
Arsenal v Burnley, 15:00
Chelsea v QPR, 15:00
Everton v Swansea, 15:00
Hull v Southampton, 15:00
Leicester v West Brom, 15:00
Stoke v West Ham, 15:00

Sunday, 2nd November 2014
Man City v Man Utd, 13:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif
Aston Villa v Tottenham, 16:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

Monday, 3rd November 2014
Crystal Palace v Sunderland, 20:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif


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As it stands:

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Marc Overmars
30-10-2014, 09:47 AM
QPR vs Villa on MNF again?

McNamara That Ghost...
30-10-2014, 10:05 AM
Me. :haha:

Have to leave one Maccy in every week.

Syn
30-10-2014, 01:40 PM
Newcastle 1-2 Liverpool
Arsenal 2-0 Burnley
Chelsea 1-0 QPR
Everton 1-1 Swansea
Hull 2-2 Southampton
Leicester 3-1 West Brom
Stoke 0-1 West Ham
Man City 2-2 Man Utd
Aston Villa 0-1 Tottenham
Crystal Palace 1-3 Sunderland

Munchies
30-10-2014, 02:36 PM
C'mon Citeh

Niall_Quinn
30-10-2014, 05:01 PM
Two weeks in a row having to hope the team playing Utd doesn't win :sick:

Munchies
01-11-2014, 01:56 AM
From autograph hunter to goal hunter... Charlie Austin set to do battle with John Terry years after posing with him as a fan

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/31/1414758156292_wps_61_Queens_Park_Rangers_Charl.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/31/1414757560608_Image_galleryImage_Karen_Austin_aust in293_ka.JPG

:doh:

McNamara That Ghost...
01-11-2014, 12:15 PM
Soccer Saturday can't quite believe that Liverpool may not think of having Stevie Me around anymore. :o

Champagne Charlie suggests him as a Liverpool manager in the future. :unsure:

Newcastle: Krul, Janmaat, S.Taylor, Coloccini, Dummett, Sissoko, Abeid, Colback, Obertan, Cisse, Ameobi.

Liverpool: Mignolet, Johnson, Moreno, Lovren, Skrtel, Gerrard, Allen, Henderson, Coutinho, Sterling, Balotelli.

Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
01-11-2014, 12:15 PM
Newcastle 2-0 Liverpool
Arsenal 4-0 Burnley
Chelsea 3-0 QPR
Hull 1-1 Southampton
Stoke 2-1 West Ham
Leicester 1-0 West Brom
Everton 2-0 Swansea
Man City 2-2 Man United
Aston Villa 0-2 Tottenham
Crystal Palace 2-1 Sunderland

Shaqiri Is Boss
01-11-2014, 12:18 PM
Soccer Saturday can't quite believe that Liverpool may not think of having Stevie Me around anymore. :o

Champagne Charlie suggests him as a Liverpool manager in the future. :unsure:


Friday: Gerrard puts it out that he could leave Liverpool.
Saturday: Liverpool plan contract talks with Gerrard.

It's as if it was all planned somehow...

Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
01-11-2014, 12:42 PM
other than for sentimental reasons, do you actually care if he stays or goes?

McNamara That Ghost...
01-11-2014, 12:45 PM
Friday: Gerrard puts it out that he could leave Liverpool.
Saturday: Liverpool plan contract talks with Gerrard.

It's as if it was all planned somehow...

Footballers. :lol:

Just awlful.

Also, LVG gets a 'pass mark' for the result against Chelsea. :rolleyes:

Shaqiri Is Boss
01-11-2014, 12:46 PM
other than for sentimental reasons, do you actually care if he stays or goes?

Well yeah.

He's still a decent player even if his legs have gone. He doesn't ping every pass into row F as is popular... sometimes they go into row E. Not to mention the whole experience, leading squad figure yadda yadda.

And anyway, with our transfer record we'd probably replace him with Cattermole.

Glen Johnson on the other hand.

Shaqiri Is Boss
01-11-2014, 12:49 PM
Savage as co-commentator :sick:

*mute*

McNamara That Ghost...
01-11-2014, 12:57 PM
Well yeah.

He's still a decent player even if his legs have gone. He doesn't ping every pass into row F as is popular... sometimes they go into row E. Not to mention the whole experience, leading squad figure yadda yadda.

And anyway, with our transfer record we'd probably replace him with Jack Colback.



Colback. :haha:

Like he will ever do anything.

McNamara That Ghost...
01-11-2014, 01:05 PM
This really hasn't been very good.

Shaqiri Is Boss
01-11-2014, 01:06 PM
Ah fuck.

I forgot about Madrid again.

McNamara That Ghost...
01-11-2014, 01:07 PM
Henderson. :haha:

Loses it in the middle of the pitch with players either side of him. Impressive.

McNamara That Ghost...
01-11-2014, 01:11 PM
Obertan. :rose:

McNamara That Ghost...
01-11-2014, 01:23 PM
Johnson clears off the line!

Mignolet. :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
01-11-2014, 01:23 PM
Great dive from Sammy Ameobi.

McNamara That Ghost...
01-11-2014, 01:25 PM
Header from Skrtel, not far wide.

McNamara That Ghost...
01-11-2014, 01:30 PM
Freekick for the Barcodes, Skrtel booked.

McNamara That Ghost...
01-11-2014, 01:30 PM
Steven Taylor booked for being a dick.

Shaqiri Is Boss
01-11-2014, 01:31 PM
The ref can't even count to 10.

7, 8, 9, 11, 12

McNamara That Ghost...
01-11-2014, 01:32 PM
Takes ages for the freekick to be taken and over it goes from Cisse. :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
01-11-2014, 01:33 PM
0-0 HT. That made my eyes vomit.

Niall_Quinn
01-11-2014, 01:36 PM
That was pure shit.

Football :rose:

McNamara That Ghost...
01-11-2014, 02:01 PM
Sissoko booked. Off to Leeds now but I doubt I will miss too much.

Niall_Quinn
01-11-2014, 02:07 PM
An absolute shitfest of hackery and hoofery and suddenly Savage is excited. BLitWtbf.

Niall_Quinn
01-11-2014, 02:08 PM
Sissoko booked. Off to Leeds now but I doubt I will miss too much.

I suppose Balotelli could do something very weird and very stupid, but barring that you're safe.

McNamara That Ghost...
01-11-2014, 02:09 PM
Balotelli doesn't even do that now. He may miss a sitter but plenty do that.

Niall_Quinn
01-11-2014, 02:10 PM
Allen off, Borini on.

Ameobi off, Cabella on

Niall_Quinn
01-11-2014, 02:12 PM
I'm enduring this in the hope our game against Burnley might be ever so slightly more interesting by comparison.

Niall_Quinn
01-11-2014, 02:14 PM
Borini :haha: That's appalling.

Niall_Quinn
01-11-2014, 02:16 PM
Henderson booked.

Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
01-11-2014, 02:16 PM
These players look as hungover and lacking in sleep as I am

Niall_Quinn
01-11-2014, 02:17 PM
1-0 Newcastle

Bit of a scrappy effort.

Niall_Quinn
01-11-2014, 02:18 PM
Perez scored it, Moreno with the assist.

Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
01-11-2014, 02:20 PM
Mixed blessings for Newcastle

Pardews job looks secure

Niall_Quinn
01-11-2014, 02:20 PM
Never a corner in a million year - what dreadful officiating.

Niall_Quinn
01-11-2014, 02:20 PM
Break by NCastle, Caballa one on one but shits his pants.

Niall_Quinn
01-11-2014, 02:21 PM
The new Suarez, Ricky Lambert, getting ready to come on.

McNamara That Ghost...
01-11-2014, 02:23 PM
Spurserpool. :lol:

Niall_Quinn
01-11-2014, 02:23 PM
Colback booked for being in the vicinity of a Stevie Me starfish.

Lambert on. LOL.

Niall_Quinn
01-11-2014, 02:25 PM
No Suarez, no Sturridge, no Liverpool. They look like a completely different team to last season. I;d go as far as to say they are as bad as us in terms of being able to put in a coherent performance.

McNamara That Ghost...
01-11-2014, 02:25 PM
Cabella you idiot, should be 2-0.

Niall_Quinn
01-11-2014, 02:26 PM
Stevie Me with a trademark slip.

Shaqiri Is Boss
01-11-2014, 02:26 PM
No Suarez, no Sturridge, no Liverpool. They look like a completely different team to last season. I;d go as far as to say they are as bad as us in terms of being able to put in a coherent performance.

You could have just said "Shambles".

Niall_Quinn
01-11-2014, 02:27 PM
Cabella you idiot, should be 2-0.

Awful player. Clueless.

McNamara That Ghost...
01-11-2014, 02:28 PM
Old Man Stevie Me having one of his falls again.

Niall_Quinn
01-11-2014, 02:28 PM
Sissoko down after having his hair lightly brushed by a training fingernail.

Niall_Quinn
01-11-2014, 02:29 PM
Sissoko has survived and is back on.

McNamara That Ghost...
01-11-2014, 02:31 PM
Should have been a red shell for Mario.

Shaqiri Is Boss
01-11-2014, 02:33 PM
I think Savage has been wrong on every decision so far.

Impressive really.

Niall_Quinn
01-11-2014, 02:33 PM
Lovren booked following a vicious tickle on Cabella who got a 9.5 for execution and a 10 artistic license.

Niall_Quinn
01-11-2014, 02:34 PM
3 mins stoppage time

Niall_Quinn
01-11-2014, 02:35 PM
Savage's MOTM Abeid.

WHO?

Niall_Quinn
01-11-2014, 02:36 PM
Savage has been woeful but he gets a massive plus for not being Owen.

Niall_Quinn
01-11-2014, 02:37 PM
FT Newcastle 1-0 Liverpool

If our game is as bad as that then WENGER OUT!

McNamara That Ghost...
01-11-2014, 02:41 PM
Liverpool. :haha:

Master Splinter
01-11-2014, 02:59 PM
Liverpool :haha: :haha:.

It woz Balotelli's fault.

McNamara That Ghost...
01-11-2014, 03:08 PM
Hull 0-1 Southampton, Wanyama.

What has Koeman done to them?

McNamara That Ghost...
01-11-2014, 03:32 PM
Chelsea 1-0 QPR, Oscar.

McNamara That Ghost...
01-11-2014, 03:34 PM
Stoke 1-0 West Ham, Moses!

Niall_Quinn
01-11-2014, 03:52 PM
Chelsea 1-0 QPR, Oscar.

How did he score? By punching the keeper into the net?

Maestro
01-11-2014, 04:18 PM
gwaaaan charlie

McNamara That Ghost...
01-11-2014, 04:20 PM
1-1 QPR, Austin!

Ernesto
01-11-2014, 04:21 PM
QPR probably won't hang on, but that's the way.

F***in stick it to em

Ernesto
01-11-2014, 04:32 PM
Bloody hell West Ham. Not quite the flash in Fat Sam's pan.

2-2

Niall_Quinn
01-11-2014, 05:08 PM
Mike Jones with the winner for the Chavs.

Master Splinter
01-11-2014, 05:22 PM
Southampton :bow:.

Niall_Quinn
01-11-2014, 10:32 PM
What a fucking expert cheat that cunt Hazard is. A master.

Niall_Quinn
01-11-2014, 10:38 PM
Keown's become a complete pratt. Apparently these boring chavs are one of the best teams ever seen.

Japan Shaking All Over
01-11-2014, 10:38 PM
Come on.....little Edward had scored all 8 pks in the league he has taken.....8 in 10 games.....refs on payroll?

Niall_Quinn
01-11-2014, 10:47 PM
Should have been 5-0 to Soton, awful finishing.

Munchies
02-11-2014, 11:26 AM
Cmon Citeh

Syn
02-11-2014, 12:40 PM
Man Utd playing about 3 defensive players in the line up including the GK. Valencia's a midfielder, Shaw's a midfielder. This could get very ugly.

------------------De Gea------------------

Valencia----Smalling-----Rogo-----Shaw

--------Di Maria--Blind--Fellaini---------

Rooney--------Van Persie--------Januzaj

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 12:53 PM
Is their injury list that bad, or is van Gaal being a genius again?

McNamara That Ghost...
02-11-2014, 01:17 PM
Come on the laugh at any result.

Syn
02-11-2014, 01:18 PM
Herrera and Carrick on the bench. But Herrera has proven he's shit and Carrick is not fully fit.

Kolorov injured in the warm up - hobbling off. Clichy likely to step in. This game just got a lot more even.

Syn
02-11-2014, 01:27 PM
Forgot Felcoa played for Man Utd - just assumed he wouldn't be playing. Wonder if Man Utd will make the deal permanent.

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 01:29 PM
Reckon this'll be 6-1 to the gypos.

Syn
02-11-2014, 01:30 PM
Hoping for a draw. Man Utd to put in a good performance sometime soon.

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 01:37 PM
Greedy by Aguero.

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 01:45 PM
The quality of passing in this league is just shite.

Syn
02-11-2014, 01:47 PM
Shaw is rapid. Haven't seen a fat player run so quickly since Rooney in Euro 2004.

adzzzbatch
02-11-2014, 01:49 PM
The quality of passing in this league is just shite.

Playing the Arsenal way :scarf:

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 01:51 PM
De Gea keeping them in the game. Utd's defence :haha:

Syn
02-11-2014, 01:52 PM
Incredible pass by Fernandinho/Fernando/Toure. De Gea has made a couple of fantastic saves.

McNamara That Ghost...
02-11-2014, 01:54 PM
Well done De Gea.

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 01:59 PM
Toure :haha:

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 02:00 PM
There needs to be a new rule where you get relegated every time you pass it square.

Syn
02-11-2014, 02:01 PM
Smalling the fucking idiot. Why get a booking like that when you're up against Aguero for the next 60 minutes.

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 02:02 PM
Di Maria :doh:

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 02:05 PM
This is just terrible. How much do these guys get paid????

McNamara That Ghost...
02-11-2014, 02:07 PM
Eight touches for RVP?

:haha:

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 02:07 PM
Wonder will Sagna get a chance to throw a ball back today?

Shaqiri Is Boss
02-11-2014, 02:08 PM
:haha:

Bye bye Smalling.

GP
02-11-2014, 02:09 PM
Smalling the fucking idiot. Why get a booking like that when you're up against Aguero for the next 60 minutes.

:wave:

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 02:09 PM
Smalling off. Ref decides it early. He's been a gypo since kickoff tbf. Stupid booking, but gypos doing the same with no sanctions.

GP
02-11-2014, 02:10 PM
Smalling off. Ref decides it early. He's been a gypo since kickoff tbf. Stupid booking, but gypos doing the same with no sanctions.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B1cRujYIAAAfYib.jpg

Master Splinter
02-11-2014, 02:10 PM
Smalling :haha:.

He is woeful.

You're not going to get anywhere with clowns like Rafael, Smalling and Jones in your defence.

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 02:12 PM
Aguero's cheating might have worked had it not been for the earlier red.

Shaqiri Is Boss
02-11-2014, 02:13 PM
Poor old Adnan.

Wasn't he meant to be better than Jesus by now?

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 02:13 PM
Janujaz off, Carrick on.

Master Splinter
02-11-2014, 02:14 PM
Apart from a lovely goal in an embarrassing loss at Leicester and a few fluky assists, has Di Maria done much worthwhile? They've been playing fodder for the most part too.

Bigger fraud than Ozil tbh.

McNamara That Ghost...
02-11-2014, 02:14 PM
Smalling. :haha:

Wenger knows. :bow:

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 02:15 PM
Apart from a lovely goal in an embarrassing loss at Leicester and a few fluky assists, has Di Maria done much worthwhile? They've been playing fodder for the most part too.

Bigger fraud than Ozil tbh.

I think you're forgetting how long it is taking for Alexis to acclimatise to this league.

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 02:15 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B1cRujYIAAAfYib.jpg

It'll even itself up when the oil runs out.

Shaqiri Is Boss
02-11-2014, 02:18 PM
No penalty? :lol:

GP
02-11-2014, 02:19 PM
This referee is spineless. Utterly useless.

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 02:20 PM
Looked a pen that time but the ref bottles it by blowing the whistle for HT :haha: Ref so far out of his depth I'm embarrassed for him.

Zero quality on display today, particularly from players that have cost £30mill+

Syn
02-11-2014, 02:22 PM
No penalty? :lol:

He was never going to give that - especially since he would've had to send another man off. Man Utd will get a few calls in their favour now but City surely too strong. The only way this match will be worth watching now is if Man Utd collapse and concede 5. Di Maria and Van Persie in their team and they're still playing shit football. Van Gaal and Smalling should be fined for ruining everyone's Sunday lunchtime entertainment.

Master Splinter
02-11-2014, 02:32 PM
Wenger :haha:.

This frog leg-munching paedo almost bought Smalling. What is this £8 million-earning cvnt doing to our club.

Shaqiri Is Boss
02-11-2014, 02:34 PM
Are United just not going to bother with any sort of right back?

Ah, Valencia. That'll be a no then.

Syn
02-11-2014, 02:35 PM
:lol:

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 02:37 PM
How bad was that by Milner :doh:

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 02:38 PM
Zabaletta :doh:

Syn
02-11-2014, 02:38 PM
Rooney's pass :haha:

The cunt really thinks he's Pirlo in this game. Been spraying a few passes on the half turn to blue shirts.

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 02:39 PM
So obvious what Rooney was going to do there, then he played the immunity card as always.

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 02:40 PM
Rojo looks like he wants out.

Syn
02-11-2014, 02:40 PM
Rojo injured of embarrassment. Ridiculous flying out like that.

GP
02-11-2014, 02:41 PM
City are almost as wasteful as we are.

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 02:41 PM
Paddy McNair coming on, apparently.

WHO?

Master Splinter
02-11-2014, 02:43 PM
Rooney's pass :haha:

The cunt really thinks he's Pirlo in this game. Been spraying a few passes on the half turn to blue shirts.

The British media and tragically deluded United fans have decreed he's a great number 10, so he must be. Even though all his best seasons have come when he's played as the main striker and he's actually completely shit as a number 10.

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 02:44 PM
Rojo trussed up like an air crash victim, carted off. McNobody on to replace him.

GP
02-11-2014, 02:44 PM
The British media and tragically deluded United fans have decreed he's a great number 10, so he must be. Even though all his best seasons have come when he's played as the main striker and he's actually completely shit as a number 10.

Still better than that bud-eyed waster we've got.

Syn
02-11-2014, 02:44 PM
Oh Jebus he's actually hurt. So Shaw's their only defender left. The only way this result would be more inevitable is if Mourinho was Man City's manager and brought Drogba on.

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 02:45 PM
Shaw - McNair - Carrick - Valencia the Utd back 4 :haha:

Master Splinter
02-11-2014, 02:47 PM
Navas is Theo without end product.

But obviously better because he plays for champions, is Spanish and quite exotic looking and Hansen didn't question his football brain.

Shaqiri Is Boss
02-11-2014, 02:48 PM
Fucking hell how many are they going to get away with?

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 02:49 PM
The gypo auto-appeal system is awesome, crowd and playas in perfect sync.

Also, Aguero is a horrible cheat.

GP
02-11-2014, 02:49 PM
How much did Shaw cost?

And why?

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 02:50 PM
Great FK by Di Maria but two out of three best strikers in the world didn't fancy it.

Syn
02-11-2014, 02:50 PM
Navas is Theo without end product.

But obviously better because he plays for champions, is Spanish and quite exotic looking and Hansen didn't question his football brain.

He's more Milnery than Theoy - not much quality going forward but puts in a decent shift which is why he seems to get the big games. In this situation I'm not sure why he hasn't been hauled off for Nasri.

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 02:50 PM
How much did Shaw cost?

And why?

Twice as much as Chambers, nobody knows.

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 02:51 PM
He's more Milnery than Theoy - not much quality going forward but puts in a decent shift which is why he seems to get the big games. In this situation I'm not sure why he hasn't been hauled off for Nasri.

Because Nasri has a cunt infection.

Blink 1nce Quince 2wice
02-11-2014, 02:51 PM
So obvious what Rooney was going to do there, then he played the immunity card as always.

Let's call it the impunity card!

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 02:51 PM
The stinky little cheat scores.

Doesn't narrow things down in a game between these two I suppose, so Aguero 1-0

GP
02-11-2014, 02:52 PM
Because Nasri has a cunt infection.

Nasri IS a cunt infection.

An oozing one.

Syn
02-11-2014, 02:52 PM
Fair play Clichy's had a decent game.

Even Sagna might get some minutes now.

Shaqiri Is Boss
02-11-2014, 02:52 PM
6-0 :pray:

Globalgunner
02-11-2014, 02:54 PM
Surprised the ref didn't blow offside or some other shite to rule that off. He shouldn't have been given this game if he can't man up and make pretty simple decisions

Master Splinter
02-11-2014, 02:57 PM
He's more Milnery than Theoy - not much quality going forward but puts in a decent shift which is why he seems to get the big games. In this situation I'm not sure why he hasn't been hauled off for Nasri.

He's quick as fuck, so he has Feo similarities. And was actually quite productive in terms of assists in Spain. But he's basically Aaron Lennon now. He's playing more this season mainly because of Nasri and now Silva being injured.

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 02:57 PM
Di Maria's having a mare.

Munchies
02-11-2014, 02:57 PM
Moyes In?

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 02:58 PM
Lesbo and Barn Door coming on,

Milner :haha: and some other cunt coming off

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 02:59 PM
Good try by van Cash but Hart's face was in the way.

Syn
02-11-2014, 02:59 PM
What a run by RVC. Miss his flailing gay arm (no homo), need to sign Draxler asap

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 03:00 PM
What a dreadful corner by Di Messi

Syn
02-11-2014, 03:03 PM
Is Shaw hobbling? :haha:

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 03:04 PM
Is Shaw hobbling? :haha:

Think he's pretending he got hit in the gob. Players usually limp when they have a sore face.

Syn
02-11-2014, 03:05 PM
The one time for a ROOOOONEYYYYYYY and he decides to pass. :doh:

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 03:05 PM
Why didn't Rooney shoot?????

Shaqiri Is Boss
02-11-2014, 03:06 PM
FELLAINIIIIIII 8 yards wide.

GP
02-11-2014, 03:06 PM
Such a poor quality game.

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 03:06 PM
Fellatio fucks it up right in front of goal.

Syn
02-11-2014, 03:06 PM
Failaini :haha:

Shave your hair off ffs.

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 03:07 PM
Even so, that run by Rooney is good enough for MOTM. Neil Ashton will be relieved.

Master Splinter
02-11-2014, 03:07 PM
Citeh's defence almost as bad as United's.

Apart from Kompany of course.

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 03:08 PM
Di Ronaldo has been shit today.

Syn
02-11-2014, 03:09 PM
Aguero +1 surely on the cards. 7/1 on betfair.

GP
02-11-2014, 03:10 PM
van Pervy well and truly hauled off

Syn
02-11-2014, 03:10 PM
Van Persie off Macheda on.

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 03:10 PM
Wilson on for van Cash.

The Emirates Gallactico
02-11-2014, 03:11 PM
Apart from a lovely goal in an embarrassing loss at Leicester and a few fluky assists, has Di Maria done much worthwhile? They've been playing fodder for the most part too.

Bigger fraud than Ozil tbh.

He's better than Sanchez though according to Redcafe. :rolleyes:


Anyway, travesty if City don't win this. 3 stonewall penalties turned down for them

GP
02-11-2014, 03:11 PM
Aguero +1 surely on the cards. 7/1 on betfair.

Money well spent

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 03:12 PM
Stinky cheat off, big useless midfield cunt on.

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 03:13 PM
He's better than Sanchez though according to Redcafe. :rolleyes:


Anyway, travesty if City don't win this. 3 stonewall penalties turned down for them

Gypos have been utter shit. Playing against 10 and Utd have 1 defender? That's embarrassing.

Munchies
02-11-2014, 03:13 PM
https://38.media.tumblr.com/397d968d74a27c4fb32c6268ab02a739/tumblr_neez9oLWRO1shaydvo1_r1_500.gif

Syn
02-11-2014, 03:14 PM
Money well spent

:lol:

Just call me Van Gaal.

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 03:14 PM
Rooney injured trying to injure Hart.

Shaqiri Is Boss
02-11-2014, 03:15 PM
£47bn to be barely beating a mere £26bn team that has literally no defence.

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 03:16 PM
ROOOONEEEEEEH!

Has come back on having been off the pitch dead.

Syn
02-11-2014, 03:17 PM
Heroic play by Kompany.

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 03:17 PM
Blind is shit.

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 03:18 PM
Wide by Toure, unlike that one time he brilliantly fluked it in to the net.

The Emirates Gallactico
02-11-2014, 03:19 PM
Gypos have been utter shit. Playing against 10 and Utd have 1 defender? That's embarrassing.

True they should be doing better against 10 men especially against Utd's defence, but those penalties would have killed Utd resolve early on and would have resulted in a thrashing.

I rate Michael Oliver but he's had a shocker today. It's like he was afraid to award anything else to City after rightly sending Smalling off.

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 03:19 PM
5 added mins

GP
02-11-2014, 03:19 PM
Toure Yaya

Another 27 chances and he might hit the target.

Syn
02-11-2014, 03:20 PM
http://discoveryourbrilliance.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Wilson_castaway.jpg

Shaqiri Is Boss
02-11-2014, 03:20 PM
Jesus Christ.

£70m, two corners and he can't even get it past the first man.

Angel Di Young.

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 03:21 PM
If van Gall is such a genius why the fuck doesn't he ban Di Maria from taking corners?

Master Splinter
02-11-2014, 03:21 PM
Commentators using this game as a positive for United.

If they'd been given a couple of the pels and Citeh had not been so wasteful, the score would have been 5-0 at least.

Still, Van Gaal is a genius. Remember when he subbed Krul on?

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 03:24 PM
FT 1-0 to the gypo dopers.

So are we going to get the #stealingaliving headlines for Di Maria? He's been pure shit in the last two games.

GP
02-11-2014, 03:24 PM
LOLie van Hahahaal

Syn
02-11-2014, 03:25 PM
That was so shit.

Need some laughs (read: #banter) asap. Tottenham won't let us down.

McNamara That Ghost...
02-11-2014, 03:29 PM
LVG. :haha:

Such a genius.

Munchies
02-11-2014, 03:33 PM
LOLie van Hahahaal

:haha:

GP
02-11-2014, 03:33 PM
Yaya MotM :haha:

Shaqiri Is Boss
02-11-2014, 03:40 PM
United's worst start since 86. 4 points worse off than last season.

£150m spent in order to do so. And it's Fellaini being hailed as their saviour.

And yet Van Gaal is getting off completely scot free, whilst Moyes was already doomed.

What a clusterfuck. Not that I can talk really.

Surely this is the time when you get over your mental block? Surely!

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 03:48 PM
Yaya MotM :haha:

Myths need to be maintained so great choice! Narrowly pipped Roooooneh who was also sublime.

Shaqiri Is Boss
02-11-2014, 03:57 PM
Ronaldo has scored 20 goals since Villa last scored.

:wacko:

Globalgunner
02-11-2014, 04:08 PM
Danny Rose for England. He once scored a wonder goal against some nondescript football team.

Syn
02-11-2014, 04:12 PM
Ronaldo has scored 20 goals since Villa last scored.

:wacko:

Incredible. Don't know what's going wrong there because they have a decent line up.

Adebayor looks like he might be having one of his good games. Hopefully he gets sent off.

Syn
02-11-2014, 04:14 PM
Soldado misses from 8 yards. Worst poacher in world football.

Benteke rattles the post. Great effort even if he did take 4 hours to line up the shot.

GP
02-11-2014, 04:16 PM
WHY MAN!!!

Spurs are so bad.

McNamara That Ghost...
02-11-2014, 04:17 PM
Spuds. :haha:

Globalgunner
02-11-2014, 04:17 PM
Wiemman! !. Spuds, entertainment guaranteed.

McNamara That Ghost...
02-11-2014, 04:19 PM
Aston Villa: Guzan; Lowton, Vlaar, Baker, Cissokho; Westwood, Cleverley, Sanchez; Weimann, N'Zogbia, Benteke.

Tottenham: Lloris; Naughton, Kaboul (c), Vertonghen, Rose; Capoue, Chadli, Eriksen, Mason; Adebayor, Soldado.

McNamara That Ghost...
02-11-2014, 04:20 PM
Chadli weak shot, deflected behind for a corner.

McNamara That Ghost...
02-11-2014, 04:21 PM
"The league doesn't matter for a minute, the Champions League doesn't matter - winning the derby is massive and it gives us our city back."

Those are the words of triumphant City captain Vincent Kompany.

Oh shut up you massive nob.

McNamara That Ghost...
02-11-2014, 04:23 PM
Kaboul nears pub it in, Soldado has no wish to try and score. :lol:

Master Splinter
02-11-2014, 04:23 PM
Louis van Gaal on suggestions Marouane Fellaini spat at Sergio Aguero in the game:
"I have heard that there is a question on social media. When you shout sometimes a little bit of saliva is with it. I don't think he is a spitting figure."


:haha:

One of the funniest quotes I've seen in a while. He's like a pound-shop WUMger.

I must say, he is not a spitting figure.

Syn
02-11-2014, 04:25 PM
Against all odds, Maccy. He would also like to dedicate this victory to the blue half of the fallen servicemen and women of WW1. After the minute silence he knew there was no way Man City wouldn't win the game. #lestweforget #manchesterisblue #fakebelgianmanccunt

McNamara That Ghost...
02-11-2014, 04:27 PM
Goaldado. :haha:

Fucking hell.

McNamara That Ghost...
02-11-2014, 04:27 PM
Against all odds, Maccy. He would also like to dedicate this victory to the blue half of the fallen servicemen and women of WW1. After the minute silence he knew there was no way Man City wouldn't win the game. #lestweforget #manchesterisblue #fakebelgianmanccunt

:haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
02-11-2014, 04:27 PM
Guzan denies Ade one-on-one. :bow:

Shaqiri Is Boss
02-11-2014, 04:29 PM
Oh shut up you massive nob.

But hadn't they won the last 3 derbies?

Got the city back from what?

Master Splinter
02-11-2014, 04:34 PM
But hadn't they won the last 3 derbies?

Got the city back from what?

:haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
02-11-2014, 04:38 PM
But hadn't they won the last 3 derbies?

Got the city back from what?

He likes his grand statements that will impress Gary Neville but mean not a thing to anybody else.

Also, Cissoko booked.

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 04:40 PM
Oh shut up you massive nob.

He probably means the shitty splat masquerading as manchester city football club, rather than the giant cesspit known as the city of manchester.

McNamara That Ghost...
02-11-2014, 04:41 PM
Pathetic control from Weimann.

McNamara That Ghost...
02-11-2014, 04:42 PM
Naughton. :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
02-11-2014, 04:45 PM
Villa 1-0 Spuds, HT.

All the talk about Pochettino being given time. Of course he bloody won't, this is Levy we are talking about, not PHW.

McNamara That Ghost...
02-11-2014, 04:47 PM
Villa 1-0 Spuds, HT.

Villa. :bow:

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 04:48 PM
How many of you reckon you could hit a ball within say 2 yards of a target that's 15-20 yards away, if you weren't being challenged and had plenty of time to measure it up?

Because professional players can't seem to do it that often. Has it suddenly become very hard to do what used to be a piece of piss simple?

Globalgunner
02-11-2014, 04:48 PM
I comfortably predict 'Arry' will be back in charge of Spuds by new year's eve

McNamara That Ghost...
02-11-2014, 05:01 PM
Eriksen hauled off, Lamela on.

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 05:13 PM
Pub league. Fucking useless. All of them are so shit they are neraly as tenth as bad as that cunt Ozil who needs to be killed and his family sold into slavery.

McNamara That Ghost...
02-11-2014, 05:14 PM
Ade off, Kane on.

Ade. :haha:

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 05:14 PM
Whore brought off.

Kane on. WHO?

McNamara That Ghost...
02-11-2014, 05:15 PM
Kane header, easy for Guzan.

Made a difference already apparently. It's still 1-0.

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 05:16 PM
Kane header, easy for Guzan.

Made a difference already apparently. It's still 1-0.

Well it's 1-0, so he's made even less of a difference.

McNamara That Ghost...
02-11-2014, 05:16 PM
Send him off!

Fight fight fight!

McNamara That Ghost...
02-11-2014, 05:17 PM
Vertonghen booked. :lol:

Master Splinter
02-11-2014, 05:17 PM
Not sure Kane will be abel to make the difference.

McNamara That Ghost...
02-11-2014, 05:20 PM
Fight fight fight!

:haha:

Master Splinter
02-11-2014, 05:20 PM
Mason :haha:.

That would fluke it's way in against Arsenal.

McNamara That Ghost...
02-11-2014, 05:21 PM
Benteke sent off! :unsure:

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 05:21 PM
So then, "You can't do that, you can't raise your hands..."

True or false?

McNamara That Ghost...
02-11-2014, 05:23 PM
Hand to the face. :lol:

Master Splinter
02-11-2014, 05:23 PM
He simply caressed his face. :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
02-11-2014, 05:23 PM
Weimann. :lol:

Ok so it was probably deflected (not that the officials picked it up) but why go for goal there?

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 05:24 PM
Guess the spud players didn't do exactly the same thing as Benteke then? Refs are just pathetic.

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 05:25 PM
Well let's see what the spuds can do 14 vs 10

McNamara That Ghost...
02-11-2014, 05:26 PM
Weimann booked.

Villa are just plain stupid.

McNamara That Ghost...
02-11-2014, 05:28 PM
The best Sanchez in the league giving away a stupid foul.

GP
02-11-2014, 05:29 PM
Dross Townsend coming on to assault some people in row Z

McNamara That Ghost...
02-11-2014, 05:29 PM
Capoue off, Townsend on to lash in a hit and hope from 20 yards.

Syn
02-11-2014, 05:29 PM
Dross Townsend coming on to assault some people in row Z

:lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
02-11-2014, 05:29 PM
Lamela. :lol:

Should have tried to 'Lamela' it.

Master Splinter
02-11-2014, 05:30 PM
We give thanks to Lamela for inventing the rabona.

Sorry, the Lamela.

McNamara That Ghost...
02-11-2014, 05:31 PM
N'Zogbia off, Agbonlahor on.

Agbonlahor has pace, I must inform you.

Master Splinter
02-11-2014, 05:34 PM
I fucking hate it when the arrow doesn't disappear when you maximise a video.

McNamara That Ghost...
02-11-2014, 05:36 PM
Chadli booked.

adzzzbatch
02-11-2014, 05:36 PM
That should've been a red

McNamara That Ghost...
02-11-2014, 05:37 PM
I fucking hate it when the arrow doesn't disappear when you maximise a video.

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130418234801/greenarrow/images/b/b3/Green_Arrow_Stephen_Amell-33.jpg

Niall_Quinn
02-11-2014, 05:37 PM
That two footed lunge was a lot less dangerous than Benteke's vicious petting.