This Weekend's Fixtures (08/09 Nov).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Saturday, 8th November 2014
Liverpool v Chelsea, 12:45 http://i44.tinypic.com/5bpl5u.png
Burnley v Hull, 15:00
Man Utd v Crystal Palace, 15:00
Southampton v Leicester, 15:00
West Ham v Aston Villa, 15:00
QPR v Man City, 17:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

Sunday, 9th November 2014
Sunderland v Everton, 13:30
Tottenham v Stoke, 13:30
West Brom v Newcastle, 13:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif
Swansea v Arsenal, 16:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

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As it stands:

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[Syn]

If Chelsea win they would've gone away to Man City, Liverpool, Everton and Man Utd and got results, and be at least 6 points clear of Man City.

Only Man City could've caught them. So unless Liverpool get something I'm calling it. Title race is over. 11 games in. They've been ridiculously prolific. Against all odds though.

[Niall_Quinn]

We have two Saturdays this weekend. Get in!

Maccy :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Maccy. :bow:

One every week.

[Injury Time]

We have two Saturdays this weekend. Get in!

Maccy :haha:

:woohoo:

[Marc Overmars]

If Chelsea win they would've gone away to Man City, Liverpool, Everton and Man Utd and got results, and be at least 6 points clear of Man City.

Only Man City could've caught them. So unless Liverpool get something I'm calling it. Title race is over. 11 games in. They've been ridiculously prolific. Against all odds though.

Think it's already a forgone conclusion tbh. As I said the other week we've been plunged into the dark days of 04/05. They won't let up.

[Syn]

Think it's already a forgone conclusion tbh. As I said the other week we've been plunged into the dark days of 04/05. They won't let up.

Definitely seems that way.

I've also had similar thoughts in previous seasons - especially with Scolari's teams that made a flying start. Things can change quickly and IMO Man City have the strongest squad. They're used to tailing by 3-6 points before they wait for things to go their way at the end. But Chelsea are going through the tough games and pulling even further clear. Chelsea don't seem very dependent on specific players - not fabregas, hazard, costa or anyone....so not even sure injuries could derail them.

But I still think this Liverpool game is key. Momentum is important if their unbeaten run is ended, suddenly they're only 3 ahead of Man City. Even if it makes our challenge more difficult with Liverpool competing with us for the CL spots, I want them to win. The league season will be really boring if Chelsea end up Bayerning up the league by 15 points.

[Syn]

Liverpool are in bad form but David Brent has to justify resting Gerrard, Coutinho, Sterling and basically throwing the CL game. After all that Slippy G stuff hopefully they use their victim mentality to make this into a proper cup final. #shankley #jft96 #makeusdream

[Master Splinter]

#justice4suarez #inthenameofrafabenitez #prayforspearingsface

[Niall_Quinn]

Hope the scousers cunt the chav cunts. Stevie Me to starfish for the winning pen in the last minute of an uncalled for 7 mins of extra time following on from 3 chav goals disallowed for no good reason and Maureen to end up gouging out the ref's eyes with Drogba leaping up and down in front of the cameras screaming obscenities.

[LDG]

Hope the scousers cunt the chav cunts. Stevie Me to starfish for the winning pen in the last minute of an uncalled for 7 mins of extra time following on from 3 chav goals disallowed for no good reason and Maureen to end up gouging out the ref's eyes with Drogba leaping up and down in front of the cameras screaming obscenities.

You've ruled out a natural disaster which swallows the pitch whole in front of a baying Kop?

Unusual restraint from you.

[Niall_Quinn]

You've ruled out a natural disaster which swallows the pitch whole in front of a baying Kop?

Unusual restraint from you.

Maureen getting robbed and losing it would be even more hilarious.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Liverpool.

[Munchies]

Come on Liverpool.

:pray:

[Munchies]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B1xOadFCYAEwOCw.jpg

:lol:

[Injury Time]

Come on Liverpool.

Nah, they'll concede within 5 mins, bus parked-job done. Blow jobs from the media, Maureen presents his cum face and complains that should've battered them 20 nil but he managed to get best out of his playa to win it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

You're usually so positive about Liverpool, what's happened?

Also, fuck Paddy Power.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Maureen getting robbed and losing it would be even more hilarious.

And invariably questioning the motives of that fine body of men in the match officiating profession and ending up with a touchline ban and a fine that won't even make a dent on his bank account?

[Niall_Quinn]

And invariably questioning the motives of that fine body of men in the match officiating profession and ending up with a touchline ban and a fine that won't even make a dent on his bank account?

Or falling into a deep hole that opens up in the pitch after the final whistle and swallows him, his rotten team and the filthy gangster that bankrolls them with his stolen cash.

[Niall_Quinn]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B1xOadFCYAEwOCw.jpg

:lol:

I'd be too embarrassed to turn up. I'd take the hit and learn a lesson.

[Injury Time]

You're usually so positive about Liverpool, what's happened?

Also, fuck Paddy Power.
I lost the house and the car betting on them winning the quadruple <_<

[Munchies]

So LVGenius has gone from 'judge me in 3 months' to 3 years now. :lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29949390

[Munchies]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/11/07/1415363582062_Image_galleryImage_3_NOV_2014_CHESHI RE_UK_EX.JPG

Daily Mail :bow:

[GP]

Jesus titty fucking christ.

Does anyone even care?

[Niall_Quinn]

Decaf diet coke? What's that, water?

[GP]

Decaf diet coke? What's that, water?

Far worse

[Niall_Quinn]

Far worse

Piss?

[Marc Overmars]

San Pellegrino Lemonade is awesome tbf.

[GP]

Piss?

Piss would be preferable.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool: Mignolet; Johnson, Skrtel, Lovren, Moreno: Can, Henderson, Gerrard; Coutinho, Sterling, Balotelli.

Chelsea: Courtois; Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Azpilicueta; Matic, Fabregas; Ramires, Oscar, Hazard; Diego Costa.

[GP]

Come on LOLerpool.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Don't get hammered. Don't get hammered. Don't get hammered. Don't get hammered. Don't get hammered. Don't get hammered. Please.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hardest league in the world says Merse, no 'give-mes' in this league says Merse.

:haha:

[Master Splinter]

Come on the victims.

On the other hand, a loss would also provide some LOLs, ROFLs and MEGALOLZ @ a sinking Liverpool, Brenton and Stevie Me.

#keepthefaith #spiritofshankley #mindofmellor #heartofhenchoz #desireofdjimi #ynwa #carousel

[Marc Overmars]

1-1 I'm going for.

[Master Splinter]

http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/0/7888/255062-slippy1.jpg

Will we see him today?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Can goes for it very early on, deflects not far wide.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Does that count as a shot on target from Coutinho? :unsure:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Shot on target from Coutinho.

Ish.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/0/7888/255062-slippy1.jpg

Will we see him today?


I miss playing it. :(

I still have it for the N64 but with no game save, not really going to find the time to play it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hazard is a world class winner of pelanties.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Balotelli is looking pretty good early on today.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

CAN!!!! :bow:

Assist from Cahill.

[Xhaka Can’t]

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssss

[Master Splinter]

CAN!!!!!!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That's a Cahill OG I reckon.

[Master Splinter]

A Lampard special.

Can is now the greatest defensive midfielder in Europe.

And best attacking midfielder tbf.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo114/TheRedFather/The%20Best/Kirk.gif

:bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea's magnificent, impregnable defence have conceded the same amount as we have in the league now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-1, Ghost Goal returns.

Cahill with it.

What a pubby, scrub of a goal.

[Master Splinter]

Fucking second-rate hawkeye.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hazard shot on the turn, goes wide.

[Master Splinter]

Chelsea's magnificent, impregnable defence have conceded the same amount as we have in the league now.

As a great man once said on Football Focus earlier:



"Any weaknesses for Chelsea? Absolutely not."

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Disallowed goal for Balotelli.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a scuffer from Henderson! :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fight fight fight!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Diego Costa with a scrote push in the back on Skrtel.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good run and shot from Coutinho, Courtois saves.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Not sure what Sterling was thinking there.

[Master Splinter]

Coutinho Hollywoods around too much.

The new Ramsey.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ivanovic. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mignolet is going to lose this for Liverpool.

[Master Splinter]

Mignolet is just a really poor keeper.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Johnson blocks to deny Hazard.

Moreno lost his mind.

[Niall_Quinn]

We need red cards for scrotes who leap into the air whenever they are touched.

Fabrecash, for instance.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Diego Costa and Skrtel. :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Just fucking clear it you dumb fucks.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Johnson blocks from Hazard again!

Brilliant pass by Oscar in the build-up to that.

[Niall_Quinn]

HAZZZZZZZZZZZAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Misses.

[Niall_Quinn]

Costa :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Liverpool keep giving the ball away.

Thankfully, Hazard is not a confident finisher.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tame shot from Diego Costa, Mignolet saves.

Liverpool brainfarting at the moment.

[Niall_Quinn]

Liverpool keep giving the ball away.

Thankfully, Hazard is not a confident finisher.

What you don't realise is if Alexis keeps performing all season he could work himself into the Hazard class. Maybe. Perhaps.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Low ball across goal from Sterling, only one person going for it.

Stevie Me. :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Liverpool are needlessly sloppy in every area.

Why are teams so technically deficient these days?

[Niall_Quinn]

Henderson :doh:

[Niall_Quinn]

Liverpool are needlessly sloppy in every area.

Why are teams so technically deficient these days?

If they were paid more money there would be an incentive for them to be fit to lace the boots of players from a bygone era.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pub run from Ivanovic, nearly got him in though.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What are Liverpool doing?!

Mignolet saves from Hazard.

[Niall_Quinn]

HAZZZZAHHHHHH!!!!

Misses. Again.

[Globalgunner]

Liverpool doing their very best to throw this game.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sterling booked.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

How have we not worked out that Mourinho is targeting us when we fuck about with it in defence?

And how have we not worked out that when it gets booted up field we win the first ball?

All we're doing is panicking because we're too slow with it.

[Niall_Quinn]

Anthony Taylor :haha:

Books Sterling for being punched by Ramirez.

[Master Splinter]

Ramires attacks Sterling.

Sterling booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ridiculous flick from Henderson.

[Niall_Quinn]

Henderson :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 1-1 Chelsea, HT.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Diego Costa and Skrtel still going at it! :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

About time.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Can :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Diego Costa overhead kick, over. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sterling goes for goal, could have gone for the cutback. Courtois saves.

Stevie Me heroically blocking.

[Niall_Quinn]

HAZZAAAHHHHHH!

Another miss.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ramires hauled off, Willian on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Willian the clogger on for Ramires the clogger.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lovren nearly ruined it, Moreno covers to stop Oscar getting in.

[Niall_Quinn]

Balotelli is such a lazy player.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Willian. :lol:

[Master Splinter]

Willian :haha:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lovren. :haha:

Jesus wept.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stevie Me slip! :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

West Ham: Adrian, Reid, Cresswell, Kouyate, Downing, Sakho, Noble, Jenkinson, Collins, Song, Valencia.

Aston Villa: Guzan, Lowton, Vlaar, Baker, Cissokho, Sanchez, Westwood, Cleverley, Weimann, N'Zogbia, Agbonlahor.

[Niall_Quinn]

Courtois is simply the best keeper ever in the world. Never tested, achieved nothing, simply the best.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fight fight fight!

[Niall_Quinn]

Ivanovic with a fake injury.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Balotelli booked. Daft foul.

[Niall_Quinn]

Balotelli is an idiot of a player.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 1-2 Chelsea, Diego Costa.

:sick:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd: De Gea, Valencia, McNair, Blind, Shaw, Fellaini, Carrick, Januzaj, Rooney, Di Maria, Van Persie.

Palace: Speroni, Mariappa, Delaney, Dann, Ward, Puncheon, Ledley, McArthur, Bolasie, Chamakh, Campbell.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fuck awful defending - who was it, Johnson?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Matic booked.

King of the Scrotes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fuck awful defending - who was it, Johnson?

Coutinho.

Coutinho off, Borini on.

Can off, Allen on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Southampton: Forster, Clyne, Fonte, Alderweireld, Bertrand, Steven Davis, Wanyama, Schneiderlin, Mane, Pelle, Tadic.

Leicester City: Schmeichel; De Laet, Wasilewski, Morgan, Schlupp; Cambiasso, James, Drinkwater, King; Vardy, Ulloa.

Come on Leicester!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Burnley: Heaton, Trippier, Duff, Shackell, Ward, Marney, Jones, Arfield, Boyd, Barnes, Ings.

Hull: Harper, Chester, McShane, Davies, Elmohamady, Huddlestone, Livermore, Brady, Diame, Hernandez, Aluko.

[Niall_Quinn]

Cool - today we are playing the "whole ball over the line" rule for throw-ins. Last week it was the opposite. Random refereeing :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Surely Balotelli has to come off? Get Lambert on and lump it into the area 50 times. He'll batter one of them in.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Henderson belted it on the volley, Matic flukes it clear.

[Niall_Quinn]

Zero composure from Henderson. Awful effort.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Send him off!

[Niall_Quinn]

Corners and crossing in this league WTF????

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Balotelli off, Lambert on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Balotelli off, Lambert on. Like for like (poor for poor), but maybe he can crash one in off his shin?

[Niall_Quinn]

What a fucking diving cheat Hazard is.

[Niall_Quinn]

Lambert :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Oscar booked.

[Niall_Quinn]

Oscar booked for being a shit filled scrotum.

[Niall_Quinn]

If we've been slagging Ramsey - then just how bad is Henderson? He's been the chavs most effective destroyer today.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Henderson. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Fucking hell, Henderson :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Abysmal from Old Man Lambert.

Diego Costa booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool appealing for handball, nothing given.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

And it did hit his arm. :o

[Niall_Quinn]

Pretty clear handball by Cahill. No chance of it being given.

Costa faking injury.

[Niall_Quinn]

He's a fucking poof that Costa bloke, falls over in a light breeze.

[GP]

Remy :lol:

What a pointless signing

[Niall_Quinn]

5 mins extra time

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Five added minutes. Come on Liverpool.

[Niall_Quinn]

Owen just has to name costa as MOTM now.

[Niall_Quinn]

He goes for Matic. Fair play. Best midfielder ever in the history of the world, provided Courtois doesn't switch to that position.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Borini you moron.

[Niall_Quinn]

Hazard the cheating cunt off, some chav fuck slimes his way on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mignolet. :haha:

Liverpool 1-2 Chelsea, FT.

Football ruined for another season.

[Niall_Quinn]

Maureen having a fit for some reason. Maybe he's spotted a cancer patient.

FT - fithy chavs bore their way to another win.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Oh well.

Not a horrific game I guess.

We are utterly toothless though.

[Niall_Quinn]

Oh well.

Not a horrific game I guess.

We are utterly toothless though.

Can't cross a ball, can't take a decent corner, can't take a decent free kick.

Join the club.

[Master Splinter]

Liverpool woz robbed at the end.

It will even itself up when Hazard is awarded a pelanty for a dive, Ramires is not sent off for a two-footer and Arteta is red carded for sitting on the bench next week.

[Marc Overmars]

Go away Chelsea.

:sick:

[adzzzbatch]

Those cunts have every chance of going the season unbeaten don't they? :-(

[Niall_Quinn]

To be fair to the chavs, they don't have absolutely unlimited cash like the gypos. They only have a billion trillion thousand billion quid to buy the title. The gypos have that much times infinity. So it's quite impressive shopping from the chavs.

[Niall_Quinn]

Those cunts have every chance of going the season unbeaten don't they? :-(

None whatsoever. Same thing happens every year - the season results are written after 10 games and then everything looks different come Feb/ Mar

[Marc Overmars]

They won't go unbeaten but only complacency will stop them winning it.

Shit league.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

To be fair to the chavs, they don't have absolutely unlimited cash like the gypos. They only have a billion trillion thousand billion quid to buy the title. The gypos have that much times infinity. So it's quite impressive shopping from the chavs.

Despite the money though, at least Mourinho has a plan. He knows exactly the type of player he wants (coincidentally all utter bastards), he knows where on the pitch he needs them and he goes out and gets them. No fuss, no fucking about. And he knows who he doesn't want, who is expendable and he gets rid of them. Granted there are some randomers like Salah bought just to stop them going elsewhere and their squad including loanees is bigger than a small city.

I don't get that sense with most other teams, including ourselves (duh) and you could probably say the same about yourselves. For us it just seems like pictures on a dartboard and half the time we don't even end up with them.

[selassie]

Despite the money though, at least Mourinho has a plan. He knows exactly the type of player he wants (coincidentally all utter bastards), he knows where on the pitch he needs them and he goes out and gets them. No fuss, no fucking about. And he knows who he doesn't want, who is expendable and he gets rid of them. Granted there are some randomers like Salah bought just to stop them going elsewhere and their squad including loanees is bigger than a small city.

I don't get that sense with most other teams, including ourselves (duh) and you could probably say the same about yourselves. For us it just seems like pictures on a dartboard and half the time we don't even end up with them.

Yep. People can say what they like about Mourinho but the facts are that he improved his team with a - net spend.

[Niall_Quinn]

Negative net spend? Are you serious? Yes, if measured over one season he's a genius in the transfer market. But then look at his total transfer record and he's spent 1x10^39 billion quid. Easy to have a net spend season when you are getting rid of shit the club has already blown a fortune on. He deserves no credit at all for his transfer record. A monkey could match him given unlimited funds and a string of feeder clubs in which to dump purchases he'll never use.

Getting his pubbers to perform as a team, well I accept that. He's one of the best in the business at organising his thugs and cheats so they can snuff out any football the opposition might try to play. Then he has his battering ram up top to barge it into the net on the break. Sprinkle in reffing decisions that never ever even up and it's a formidable set up. A club with one purpose - to buy success and do it without the slightest trace of style.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Guzan saves for Villa. Not sure much else has happened so far.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Champagne Charlie has reached orgasm. :unsure:

[Niall_Quinn]

Despite the money though, at least Mourinho has a plan. He knows exactly the type of player he wants (coincidentally all utter bastards), he knows where on the pitch he needs them and he goes out and gets them. No fuss, no fucking about. And he knows who he doesn't want, who is expendable and he gets rid of them. Granted there are some randomers like Salah bought just to stop them going elsewhere and their squad including loanees is bigger than a small city.

I don't get that sense with most other teams, including ourselves (duh) and you could probably say the same about yourselves. For us it just seems like pictures on a dartboard and half the time we don't even end up with them.

You're overlooking the fact Maureen is a stinking lump of shit.

[GP]

Negative net spend? Are you serious? Yes, if measured over one season he's a genius in the transfer market. But then look at his total transfer record and he's spent 1x10^39 billion quid. Easy to have a net spend season when you are getting rid of shit the club has already blown a fortune on. He deserves no credit at all for his transfer record. A monkey could match him given unlimited funds and a string of feeder clubs in which to dump purchases he'll never use.

Getting his pubbers to perform as a team, well I accept that. He's one of the best in the business at organising his thugs and cheats so they can snuff out any football the opposition might try to play. Then he has his battering ram up top to barge it into the net on the break. Sprinkle in reffing decisions that never ever even up and it's a formidable set up. A club with one purpose - to buy success and do it without the slightest trace of style.

Truth

[selassie]

Negative net spend? Are you serious? Yes, if measured over one season he's a genius in the transfer market. But then look at his total transfer record and he's spent 1x10^39 billion quid. Easy to have a net spend season when you are getting rid of shit the club has already blown a fortune on. He deserves no credit at all for his transfer record. A monkey could match him given unlimited funds and a string of feeder clubs in which to dump purchases he'll never use.

Getting his pubbers to perform as a team, well I accept that. He's one of the best in the business at organising his thugs and cheats so they can snuff out any football the opposition might try to play. Then he has his battering ram up top to barge it into the net on the break. Sprinkle in reffing decisions that never ever even up and it's a formidable set up. A club with one purpose - to buy success and do it without the slightest trace of style.

He's not a genius but he identified the weaknesses in his team and rectified them.

Sure Chelsea have a headstart in as much as having a very expensively assembled squad but to be fair to Maureen he has organised them and moulded them into a very good team, they have definitely gone up a level this season.

I personally don't think a monkey could match them with unlimited funds, it's what you do with it tha counts and it's about spending it in the RIGHT areas of the team, buying what you need, not what you like.

I hate everything that they stand for too but to say they are thugs and cheats and are anti-football clearly isn't true, they play better football than us FFS!

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

:sleep:

Bring back the Cheese!

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

You're overlooking the fact Maureen is a stinking lump of shit.

Is that even possible?

I mean he is such a rancid turd, one cannot help but notice

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Still 0-0.

BLitW. :bow:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

The Hammers could go above West Ham with a win today....

I wouldn't mind there's no real distraction like Goals to prevent such basic fundamental fuck ups

[Master Splinter]

Why do we keep hearing about United being a brilliant and exciting attacking team?

They're hardly scoring loads and look barely cohesive. Never mind all their big-name attackers being woefully off-form for most of the season.

I suppose every myth must be complied with until it is completely extinguished by the eventual cold hard truth.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The Hammers could go above West Ham with a win today....

I wouldn't mind there's no real distraction like Goals to prevent such basic fundamental fuck ups

Do you mean above us? :unsure:

[Master Splinter]

Should have been a DREAM GOAL.

Campbell fucks up.

United's defence :haha:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Campbell you prat.

[Master Splinter]

Mega dive from Januzaj.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Do you mean above us? :unsure:

Direct copy and paste from BBC Sport

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Di Maria having a stinker with his set-pieces apparently.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Direct copy and paste from BBC Sport

I should have guessed really.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

You'd think someone would have the decency to put into their own net to relieve the monotony

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-0 HT in all four games. Stunning.

[Master Splinter]

Former Portsmouth striker Steve Claridge

Chelsea already champions?

"The Premier League title race should be over already. And If Chelsea hadn't conceded late goals against Manchester United and Manchester City it would be. They are the most complete side. They have brought in quality players with a specific purpose in mind, and as a team they can do it physically, they can pass the ball, they can play any way you like.

"They are way ahead of the competition. I've never known a team to have such good odds with the bookmakers to win the Premier League at this early stage of the season. City will have to win 10 games in a row to get anywhere near Chelsea."


If Burnley had scored 60 goals this season, they'd be top. And they should have scored 60 goals. It should be over.

Some of these fuckwits are going to cut themselves when Chelsea lose their first game.

[Master Splinter]

Di Maria having a stinker with his set-pieces apparently.

The whole team is having a stinker. Fellaini's chest might be the best player on the basis it's kept possession and not given the ball away.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Second best chest in the business tbf.

[Master Splinter]

Sagan's chest :lol:.

Not even top 2 anymore.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Simon, York: Why is everyone complaining about the lack of goals? I watch the Premier League for gritty, hard-nosed defending. If you want to watch the bigger club win 5-0 every game then move to Spain.

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Burnley 1-0 Hull, BARNES!!!!

A GOAL!!!!

:bow:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Super6 knackered fro another week :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I completely misheard Thommo.

Southampton 0-0 Leicester still. Disallowed goal for Southampton.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cleared off the line at Old Trafford, Merse wasn't making much sense as to what team cleared it off the line though.

[Master Splinter]

Januzaj hauled off.

Mata on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Januzaj doesn't do a huge amount for a wonderkid.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Merse's report on the game: All Palace at the moment, end-to-end. :blink:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd 1-0 Palace, Mata.

Speroni. :haha:

[adzzzbatch]

FFS Palace

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City: Hart, Sagna, Clichy, Demichelis, Mangala, Fernando, Fernandinho, Nasri, Navas, Yaya, Aguero.
Subs: Caballero, Zabaleta, Milner, Dzeko, Jovetic, Lampard, Boyata.

Sajma starts. :faint:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Southampton 1-0 Leicester, Long. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kammy. :haha:

:bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Southampton 2-0 Leicester, Long with his second!

Koeman. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Guzan saves from Big Andy!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd 1-0 Palace, FT. LVG's genius is back.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Southampton 2-0 Leicester, FT.

'Ammers 0-0 Villa, FT. :lol:

Burnley 1-0 Hull, FT!

Burnley get their first win of the season! :bow:

[Master Splinter]

Southampton :bow:.

Long :bow:.

Always rated him. As you can see here: http://www.goonersweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=610&page=5&p=31887&viewfull=1#post31887

[Master Splinter]

Burnley :bow:.

Hull :haha:.

But Steve Bruce is so great and he's turned Hull into a real Premier League force and he should be the next England manager.

No, he's a manager who can get the most out of pub-teamers and get them promoted but beyond that he always falls short and struggles to threaten the top 15 of the PL. Pulis will replace him soon and then he'll come back up with Ipswich or Wolves next season.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ruud Gullit in the studio, what a whore.

[Niall_Quinn]

Utd are back. I always knew the maestro van Gaal would take them to the next level. Following on from this excellent win I still don't think they'll win the title or the CL this year, although they'll go very close in both competitions. Next year they'll be unstoppable though. What a result though!

van Gaal
:bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Interview with the West Ham manager 'Arry now apparently.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City: Hart, Sagna, Clichy, Demichelis, Mangala, Fernando, Fernandinho, Nasri, Navas, Yaya, Aguero.

Subs: Caballero, Zabaleta, Milner, Dzeko, Jovetic, Lampard, Boyata.

Sajma starts. :faint:

QPR: Green; Isla, Caulker, Dunne, Yoon; Vargas, Sandro, Henry, Fer; Austin, Zamora.

Subs: Hill, Phillips, Barton, McCarthy, Onuoha, Kranjcar, Hoilett.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nasri. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Aguero runs across the pitch, whacks it but only over.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gary Neville commentating. :sick:

[GP]

Haha Toure

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Disallowed goal for Stone Cold. :(

He was only 84 miles offside.

[Master Splinter]

Onside!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

And another disallowed for Austin.

Hart is so lucky.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How does Hart profit from being a technically deficient goalkeeper?

Fucking mental.

[Master Splinter]

Hopefully it fires up RPQ.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good block from Dunne to deny Aguero, though you can never be sure if Dunne fancies a goal or not.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It's not a Man City game without NQ ranting.

Also, Clichy gets away with a yellow because it's raining a bit?!

Neville agrees this is the right decision.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hart saves from Austin!

Zamora giving them a torrid time.

Mangala. :haha:

[Master Splinter]

He's still world class!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Huge appeal for handball, nothing given.

Mike Dean should have given it as it was against Sagna. Well that and it was possibly handball.

[GP]

Ref's on the payroll

[McNamara That Ghost...]

QPR should have had an indirect free-kick after Hart's fuck-up.

Refs not knowing the rules of the game. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sandro booked. :haha:

Mike Dean.

Another embarrassment.

[GP]

Ref's on the payroll

:gp:

[Master Splinter]

AUSTIN!!!!!!!!!

Citeh are just awlful.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

QPR 1-0 Man City, AUSTIN, AUSTIN, AUSTIN!!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mike Dean is putting up a stern resistance to QPR though.

[Munchies]

Just give the trophy to the cunts already

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yaya. :haha:

Dreadful.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yaya tries to Hollywood his way out of trouble again, over it goes.

[GP]

Yaya. :haha:

Dreadful.

"That's a brilliant strike"

[adzzzbatch]

3:16

[McNamara That Ghost...]

"That's a brilliant strike"

Drop goal. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Please bring in J.R to commentate on a QPR game.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City are absolutely dreadful. Clichy is hilarious.

[adzzzbatch]

We could go to 3rd tomorrow :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

QPR 1-1 Man City, Aguero.

Great goal but handball?

Mike Dean. :haha:

[GP]

Ref's on the payroll

:gp:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Clear as fucking day handball - can't take it away from him says Neville.

[Master Splinter]

:gp:

:gp:

[adzzzbatch]

FFS

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yaya Gerrard.

Aguero giving Yaya a bollocking.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Aguero with a scuffed first-time shot in to the ground, Green saves.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Isla booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yaya. :haha:

Just saw the video of his shot from earlier hitting a kid in the face, her head snapped back. :sick:

[Master Splinter]

Dixon just said Mike Dean hasn't got much wrong.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dunne booked, Nasri is dead.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mangala. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Zamora takes Sagna out.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fernando misses the ball, Austin's shot is saved by Hart.

[GP]

Dixon just said Mike Dean hasn't got much wrong.

Did he at least qualify it with a 'haha lol jk' ?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

No cards for Man City today.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dixon just said Mike Dean hasn't got much wrong.

He's still a Man City boy at heart.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Vargas booked.

Nasri booked! Hurrah!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

QPR 1-1 Man City, HT.