This Weekend's Fixtures & Everton v QPR (13/14/15 Dec).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Saturday, 13th December 2014
Burnley v Southampton, 15:00
Chelsea v Hull, 15:00
Crystal Palace v Stoke, 15:00
Leicester v Man City, 15:00
Sunderland v West Ham, 15:00
West Brom v Aston Villa, 15:00
Arsenal v Newcastle, 17:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

Sunday, 14th December 2014
Man Utd v Liverpool, 13:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif
Swansea v Totteham, 16:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

Monday, 15th December 2014
QPR v Aston Villa, 20:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

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[Globalgunner]

C`mon Burnley,
C`mon City,
C`mon Palace,
C`mon Hull,
C`mon Sunderland
W Brom v Villa Don't care

of course C`mon Arsenal

Also....
C`mon Pool
C`mon Swans
C`mon QPR

[adzzzbatch]

Lampard level with Henry on goals :sick:

[Globalgunner]

Lampard level with Henry on goals :sick:

Now we have to get ol `Enery back in January. Cant let fat frank overtake our legend.

[Master Splinter]

Chelsea 1-0 Hull City

Controversy! Willian was booked for diving in the first half, and Gary Cahill has just done the same thing inside the penalty area. He's already on a booking, could be looking at a red card, but gets away with it this time.

Inconsistency which drives the Hull team crazy. Understandable too.

Ridiculous inconsistency?

Ref making up rules as he goes along?

Chelsea player avoiding punishment yet again?

Cahill avoiding punishment yet again?

Just another day in the Best League In The World.

[Master Splinter]

Costa now booked for diving! :haha:

Foy will probably book Cech for a miskick in the 96th minute just to avoid suspicion.

It's all beyond a farce. Football is a blight on sport.

[Master Splinter]

Hundredstone sent off for a stamp on Filipe Luis. Well done Foy, you're work here is done.

[Master Splinter]

Tadic misses a pelanty for Southampton.

[Master Splinter]

Chelsea 2-0 Hull, Costa.

Chelsea live to cheat another day as football weeps it's penultimate tears of anguish.

[Master Splinter]

West Brom 1-0 Villa, Gardner.

[Master Splinter]

Burnley 1-0 Southampton, Barnes!

Top four certs Southampton :haha:.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

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:pointlessnailstothemastprediction:

[Master Splinter]

Full time scores:

Burnley 1-0 Southampton
Chelsea 2-0 Hull
Crystal Palace 1-1 Stoke
Leicester 0-1 Man City
Sunderland 1-1 West Ham
West Brom 1-0 Villa

[Master Splinter]

Former Stoke and Tottenham striker Garth Crooks

"A bog-standard result for Chelsea, but the diving is disappointing for a class side. In Spain, Jose Mourinho received criticism for taking them down a path of win-at-all-costs. Real Madrid wanted their image protecting. Chelsea have an image that they too will want to protect."


I think Chelsea's image of being a disgusting, vile, cheat-at-all-costs, plague of a club, which was mostly created by Mourinho, is completely in tact Crooks, you utter imbecile.

[Niall_Quinn]

Foy won the match for the chavs today.

He let them off THREE clear red cards, allowed the first goal which should have never stood following a filthy foul by the Neanderthal Mikel. But he did get the red out for Huddlestone, legitimate if he applied the same standards to the chavs - which he didn't. Luiz's pathetic screaming and howling was embarrasing. Mourinho is a piece of shit. He tries to pretend he doesn't send his teams out to kick the opposition, cheat by diving all over the place. But you don't have a team so extreme at all the worst aspects of the game if the manager is not on board.

I wonder how many points these dirty chavs have won from cheating or from being the beneficiaries of bent refs? 10? 20? They are a horrible team with a horrible manager. It'd be an indictment of this league and football in general if these cunts steal the title.

[Letters]

It looks like they'll win/buy the title at a canter and I'm sure the press and Mourinhophiles on here will jizz themselves silly.
The ref completely bottled it yesterday, booked every Chelsea player who dived bar the one already on a yellow.
Arguably the worst dive, too.

Meh. Cheats do prosper. Well done them.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Burnley. :bow:

Hull in the relegation zone; yet again Steve Bruce doing what he does.

[Xhaka Can’t]

I wish NQ was a ref.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Just saw Cahill's 'tackle'. Horrific. Of course Pearce said no intent. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pearce's sign off line about Tom Jones and the Green, Green Grass of Home. What the fuck?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Just saw Cahill's 'tackle'. Horrific. Of course Pearce said no intent. :haha:

To be fair, he is used to Sergeant Bash blowtorching the face off Diotoir. I guess anything is tame compared to that.

[Munchies]

Come on Liverpool! :scarf:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

To be fair, he is used to Sergeant Bash blowtorching the face off Diotoir. I guess anything is tame compared to that.

Oh this is absolute carnage!!!!

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Jones, Skrtel, Lovren, Johnson, Moreno, Henderson, Allen, Gerrard, Coutinho, Lallana, Sterling.

Why drop Mignolet now?

:arry:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Er yeah not the greatest game to risk Jones in, although it'd be a risk starting Mignolet as it is.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jones, Skrtel, Lovren, Johnson, Moreno, Henderson, Allen, Gerrard, Coutinho, Lallana, Sterling.

Why drop Mignolet now?

:arry:

Subs: Mignolet, Toure, Lambert, Lucas, Can, Balotelli, Markovic.

Man Utd: De Gea, Valencia, Jones, Evans, Young, Carrick, Fellaini, Mata, Rooney, van Persie, Wilson.

[Munchies]

Strong Liverpool team

#YNWA

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

No one bothering to defend then. Without Lucas our midfield will make about 3 tackles all game.

They'll make about 759 fewer fouls, but still.

[Munchies]

fuck off cunt RVC

[Munchies]

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[McNamara That Ghost...]

Breath of fresh air. :haha:

Used every season.

Neville is going to be commentating on this game. :sick:

[Niall_Quinn]

Breath of fresh air. :haha:

Used every season.

Neville is going to be commentating on this game. :sick:

Getting my umbrella so I don't get drowned if Rooney flukes one in.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The Sky team are down in the tunnel before the game. :rolleyes:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Well done Neville for working out why Wilson starts. LVG said why in his interview you berk.

[Munchies]

Why is Falcoa still on the bench? :shrug:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Because he can barely walk.

It does seem like a battle of managers-who-are-trying-to-be-clever with the whole 3 at the back.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Skrtel scuffs a volley, cleared away by Fellaini.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fellaini booked. It'd be nice to see that absolute scrote sent off for once.

[Munchies]

Because he can barely walk.

It does seem like a battle of managers-who-are-trying-to-be-clever with the whole 3 at the back.

:lol:

£350k p/w though ...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Johnson trying the Hollywood ball.

:haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Embarrassingly bad football from both teams at the moment. Real PL fayre.

[Niall_Quinn]

:lol:

£350k p/w though ...

Yeah but he'll only cost another £45mill in the summer if they want him on their bench permanently.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I'm pretty sure United weren't mocking us for getting knocked out.

Listening to the words gave that away...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Too many Liverpool players looking for the glory pass.

Man Utd play dreadful football.

[Niall_Quinn]

:doh: Passing? If one of the teams tries it they may get the upper hand.

[Niall_Quinn]

100% Dive.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sterling needs to stop going for finesse and just knock the cover off the ball - his dainty shots rarely work.

Man Utd 1-0 Liverpool, Wazza.

Sterling. :doh:

[GP]

:rolleyes:

[Niall_Quinn]

With defending like that, was that technically an OG?

[GP]

Top goalkeeping as well

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Allen and Lallana. :haha:

Players letting themselves get beat and then just jogging back annoys the hell out of me.

[Munchies]

Fuck off Sterling!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lovren. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

It's such a pisser that Liverpool will no way play like this against us.

[Niall_Quinn]

Morena definitely shouldn't be getting wages for this outing. That's a joke at this level.

[Niall_Quinn]

Henderson :doh:

Some composure please?

[Niall_Quinn]

That should be a booking for Carrick.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stevie Me shot. :rolleyes:

[Globalgunner]

Allen and Lallana. :haha:

Players letting themselves get beat and then just jogging back annoys the hell out of me.

Beyond pathetic, the pair of them. If I was manager id crack their knuckleheads together

[Niall_Quinn]

Stevie Me :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Coutinho. :haha:

Composure. :rose:

[Niall_Quinn]

Holy shit - this is bad stuff. How much do these guys get paid again?

[Niall_Quinn]

Classic Rooney dive.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jones booked, what was that?

[Niall_Quinn]

What a pathetic dive by Loo Brush.

Jones booked for being an oaf.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sterling does it again.

[Niall_Quinn]

Sterling Me.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Johnson off injured, Kolo on. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Kolo warming up :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

There needs to be a system of fines introduced for playing the ball backwards more than 100 times in a minute.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stevie Me. :lol:

What is this old codger doing on the pitch?

[Niall_Quinn]

Van Cunt having a moan.

[adzzzbatch]

Arsenal :doh: really set man u off on a role :ilt:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Allen booked. Scrote.

[Niall_Quinn]

Retarded challenge by Allen. Booked.

[Niall_Quinn]

Arsenal :doh: really set man u off on a role :ilt:

Hard to comprehend how we lost to such a useless bunch of clog dancers.

[Globalgunner]

Arsenal :doh: really set man u off on a role :ilt:

Thats what we do, Wenger claims Fergies last title as a joint share seeing as Van Persie single-handedly won it for them

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Woeful control from Moreno.

Or Mor-reinho if you're Neville.

[Niall_Quinn]

Carrick for England - in defence. Great idea.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Grand Slam fixtures. :rolleyes:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Evans booked, one of these pubbers has to get sent off surely.

[Niall_Quinn]

Evans doing what he does. Booked.

[Globalgunner]

Rooney sputtering to the ref asking for Skrtl to be shown a yellow. Yesterday the co commentator was all over himself when Sanchez was waving for one with his hand. What is the difference?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd 2-0 Liverpool, Mata.

:rolleyes:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Obviously offside. :lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Well offside :rolleyes:

[Niall_Quinn]

Super defending again.

Mile offside but no way the refs going to ever blow against Utd.

[GP]

About 4 furlongs offside :rolleyes:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gary Neville says he missed it so that proves how difficult it is for the offcials.

[Niall_Quinn]

Utd have been shit, but still 1-0 up plus a bonus goal from the linesman. Liverpool need a defence, they'd definitely concede less if they had one.

[Niall_Quinn]

About 4 furlongs offside :rolleyes:

It will even itself out when Arteta gets red carded for not playing today.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wazza booked.

[Niall_Quinn]

Shrek booked for being slime that lies at the bottom of a sewer.

[Globalgunner]

Officials have obviously decided where the wind is blowing and have gone back to being on Uniteds employ.

[Marc Overmars]

Liverpool. :lol:

Don't worry, we'll help you out next week. Season of goodwill and all that.

[Niall_Quinn]

Stevie Me :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Morano.

[Niall_Quinn]

Moreno is a waste of space. Nothing player.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

No Gary, it's because you're a fucking idiot.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd 2-0 Liverpool, HT.

[Niall_Quinn]

HT 1-0 plus the linesman got a goal too.

If you got the world's fastest tractor, stuck the accelerator down, cut the brakes and stuck a chimp behind the wheel that would be a decent metaphor for what we've seen in that first half.

[Globalgunner]

Pool should do their best to get Hannibal Lecter back on loan from Barca till end of the season. Send Gerrard the other way.

[Niall_Quinn]

Balotelli warming up. At least he might do something bizarre.

Balo, Falcoa, Alexis - who go the best deal there I wonder?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lallana hauled off, Balotelli on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good clearance from Henderson, would have been dangerous otherwise.

[Niall_Quinn]

Henderson :doh:

[Niall_Quinn]

Fellaini starts the time wasting regime.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sterling. :haha:

What a twat.

[GP]

That's fucking shit.

[Niall_Quinn]

Holy hell - that's a miss and a half.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wazza shoots, tamely, Jones saves.

"He's in"' Shut the fuck up Gary.

[Niall_Quinn]

Rooney backpass after a Utd break.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Balotelli avoids the yellow due to services for football. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Balotelli already making a dick of himself. ridiculous diving and screaming.

[Niall_Quinn]

Forgot Wilson was playing. What a non-entity.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wilson is another hit and hoper.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

"Brush of the hair"? :sarcy:

Yeah it's called a header, Martin.

[Niall_Quinn]

Why buy Lambert if you don't use him in situations like this? Get him on and lump the fucker into the box, Stevie Me is ideal for that.

[Niall_Quinn]

Woeful from Balotelli.

[Niall_Quinn]

Falcoa testing his legs out on the touchline. They seem to be working so far.

[Globalgunner]

Liverpool are woeful. They can only keep possession by passing the ball backwards.

[Niall_Quinn]

Amazingly Utd are worse. But they can stick the ball in the net when it's on a plate and they take good advantage of their refs.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

RVP. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

van Cunt :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

They are really trying to convince people van Cunt is back on form.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tyler. :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

De Gea save from Balotelli on to the bar!

[Niall_Quinn]

De Gea in full on fluke mode. Somehow it stays out.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Moreno off, Markovic on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Some bloke called Markovic coming on, the appalling Moreno off.

[Niall_Quinn]

Falcoa must have broken down during the warm up. No sign of him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wilson off, Herrera on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Wilson now officially off having done absolutely nothing, Hernia on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

3-0 RVP.

[Niall_Quinn]

Effectively another OG. 3-0, van Cunt

[Niall_Quinn]

Balotelli is a stupid player.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Lovren can fuck off.

They all can.

[Globalgunner]

Commentator asking if United are now part of the title race?

2 weeks ago they were ready to hand the title over to Chelsea

[Niall_Quinn]

Fuckow coming on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Commentator asking if United are now part of the title race?

Yes, surely they are. Please, please, please. Could be just like the good old days of being impartial and not creaming in their pants at everything connected to utd.

[Niall_Quinn]

Shrek off. Not his best performance, didn't really need to cheat that much.

[Niall_Quinn]

Rodgers response to being 2-0 down, go down to 10 men by bringing on Balotelli.

[Niall_Quinn]

Balotelli misses another one.

[Niall_Quinn]

Stevie Me booked.

[Niall_Quinn]

This should be 3-9 - it's a whole string of missed chances that have kept utd in the lead here. Nothing to do with De Gea, despite all Neville's sticky fisted jerking about, just terrible finishing.

[Niall_Quinn]

Dea Gea, MotM - but no funny noises from Neville as he gushes.

[Niall_Quinn]

Jones' save no good, at the right height where they like it, save he should make. In other words, he's not called De Gea.

[Niall_Quinn]

Jones the oaf off, McNair on.

Who?

[Niall_Quinn]

3 mins added time. Pool need 4, probably won't do it.

[Niall_Quinn]

FT 3-0

Utd were pure shit. But with finishing like that from Liverpool...

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Liverpool :haha: :haha: :haha:

[Globalgunner]

Swansea. You are our only hope.....Make it a better end to the week

[Ernesto]

My goodness, that was awful finishing from Liverpool. If they go out to Bournemouth in the cup midweek, could we face a managerless club next Sunday? Should surely work in our favour..

As for the Manc scum, they're surely catchable being only 5 points ahead. It's a shame we're the cause of their reconnaissance (the Kingmakers) but they should come unstuck over the festive period. Playing five games in 14 days (including the FA Cup tie) should be the undoing of them.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea: Tremmel, Rangel, Bartley, Williams, Taylor, Britton, Ki, Routledge, Sigurdsson, Montero, Bony.
Subs: Amat, Shelvey, Emnes, Dyer, Cornell, Gomis, Richards.

Tottenham Hotspur: Lloris, Walker, Fazio, Vertonghen, Davies, Mason, Bentaleb, Lamela, Kane, Eriksen, Soldado.
Subs: Rose, Chiriches, Vorm, Townsend, Dembele, Chadli, Stambouli.

Referee: Robert Madley (West Yorkshire)

[Globalgunner]

My goodness, that was awful finishing from Liverpool. If they go out to Bournemouth in the cup midweek, could we face a managerless club next Sunday? Should surely work in our favour..

As for the Manc scum, they're surely catchable being only 5 points ahead. It's a shame we're the cause of their reconnaissance (the Kingmakers) but they should come unstuck over the festive period. Playing five games in 14 days (including the FA Cup tie) should be the undoing of them.

A certain Spanish manager currently jobless is waiting in the wings. Hes a shoo in unless they can convince Simeone to come to hubcap central.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 0-1 Spuds, Kane.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

A certain Spanish manager currently jobless is waiting in the wings. Hes a shoo in unless they can convince Simeone to come to hubcap central.
Benitez?

He's still at Napoli.... for now.

Normally I'd say "never go back", but right now... Well I'm not sure Rodgers will last the season, put it that way.

[Master Splinter]

United and the The Fergie are well and truly back.

Completely shit in every aspect, but winning games and getting ridiculous decisions in their favour.

It's beyond a cliche to mention it, but it's inevitable we will revive Liverpool's season next week.

Well, at least for one game.

[Master Splinter]

Benitez?



Juande Ramos tbh.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How didn't Bony get a shot away there? :blink:

[Master Splinter]

Kane for England!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lloris saves from Bony, poor finish though really, just stabbed at it with the outside of his foot. :wacko:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Juande Ramos tbh.
Ah.

In that case, Rafa In!

In all seriousness though, he probably would be favourite. The bookies' favourite is AVB. Who else is there? Simeone, no chance. Klopp, even more cursed than Rodgers this season. De Boer?

So no doubt it'll be between Koeman, Monk and Pardew.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

John Barnes. :bow:

[Master Splinter]

Spuds are the cut-price United. Consistently outplayed but pubbing through and getting wins somehow.

[adzzzbatch]

What is swansea's record since they fucked us over?

[Master Splinter]

Williams is such an oaf.

[Niall_Quinn]

You won't see a more ridiculous dive that that, until Rooney next plays. Pathetic. No booking either.

[Master Splinter]

What is swansea's record since they fucked us over?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/teams/swansea-city/results

[Master Splinter]

You won't see a more ridiculous dive that that, until Rooney next plays. Pathetic. No booking either.

Arteta red carded on his way home from the chippy.

The world evened itself up again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bony is finding lots of different ways to scuff his shots.

[adzzzbatch]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/teams/swansea-city/results

Oh not as bad as I thought.

[Master Splinter]

Bony's value decreasing today. Swansea should be comfortably ahead.

[Master Splinter]

Come on Brody. Sort it out in the second half.

Swansea always seem to get shit results against Spurs though.

[Niall_Quinn]

Arteta red carded on his way home from the chippy.

The world evened itself up again.

Do you remember that dive by Eduardo when he got fouled in the box and we stole the result 5-1?

[Globalgunner]

Really thoight Benitez had ditched that awful Italian league where the pub side Juve win at a canter even with the worst managers available in charge.
For Pool really he is a must get. It would also be fun to see him an Jose wind each other up all over again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 1-1 Spuds, Bony!

Finally.

[Niall_Quinn]

GET IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Master Splinter]

Do you remember that dive by Eduardo when he got fouled in the box and we stole the result 5-1?

Remember when Pires invented diving? Before that the honest British players had never done anything dishonest at all.

[Master Splinter]

Really thoight Benitez had ditched that awful Italian league where the pub side Juve win at a canter even with the worst managers available in charge.
For Pool really he is a must get. It would also be fun to see him an Jose wind each other up all over again.

I think you're getting Juventus mixed up with Inter when Mancini was in charge. Juve are decent team.

[Globalgunner]

What about when henry handled the ball and prevented Ireland winning the WC. Same ol Arsenal.

[Master Splinter]

Dembele coming on to beat a few players in midfield and then do nothing with the ball.

[Globalgunner]

I think you're getting Juventus mixed up with Inter when Mancini was in charge. Juve are decent team.

I hear you, but there is always something fishy about them in a league where 1 team wins despite all reason. They now have the former Milan coach who seemed clueless at best and still winning it again at a canter. They were not that great in the CL group stages either. But I digress....

C`mon Swans!

[Master Splinter]

Ryo should have scored there.

Swansea missing more chances than Arsenal versus CSKA today.

[Niall_Quinn]

That would have been an amazing goal by Kane if he hadn't hit it a mile wide.

[Master Splinter]

I hear you, but there is always something fishy about them in a league where 1 team wins despite all reason. They now have the former Milan coach who seemed clueless at best and still winning it by miles. They were not that great in the CL group stages either. But I digress....

C`mon Swans!

Yeah, the Italian League was permanently damaged after the scandals and it's been pretty poor ever since. Roma are only a few points behind them this season though. Juve should definitely do better in Europe. They're solid but unspectacular. They won't thrash teams but they won't get beaten easily either. It's hard for Italian teams to attract the big names that could help them challenge on the big stage now. They pick up the best of the rest, like Tevez, Higuain and Llorente or scraps like Torres, Robinho and Gervais.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Voldermort you berk.

[Niall_Quinn]

Swansea a bit clueless as to where the goal is.

[Master Splinter]

Shelvey and Montero go close now.

Come on Swansea FFS.

WPOTY Kane to bundle one in.

[Niall_Quinn]

If they aim to miss right by 10 yards they'll score a hat full.

[Master Splinter]

Park off-target with a header again.

78 chances, 1 goal so far for Swansea.

[Niall_Quinn]

Swansea struggling to keep it out of the spuds net.

[Master Splinter]

Lamela is a nasty player. He should have at least two red cards and about 8 yellows by now.

Is Mason the ref?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The Big Red Monster misses another one.

[Niall_Quinn]

That would have been a superb header by Kane if he hadn't completely missed the goal.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Taylor booked.

[Master Splinter]

Swansea really are treated as badly as Arsenal by refs.

Spurs have somehow avoided 20 yellow cards.

Swansea player to be sent off for taking a corner.

And Arteta to be banned for wearing a full-length shirt.

[Globalgunner]

Spuds are all over these ugly Swans

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stambouli booked, what a clumsy oaf.

[Master Splinter]

There it is! :haha:

Swansea player gets booked while Spurs player doesn't.

[Master Splinter]

What's the point of taking Bony off?

Gomis is a bit shit.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bony off, one half of Milli Vanilli on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 1-2 Spuds, Eriksen. :doh:

[Niall_Quinn]

:sick:

[Niall_Quinn]

Swansea have only themselves to blame for not scoring 10.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Could do with Spurs being Spurs now.

Kane just dropped the Ashes.

[Globalgunner]

Swans have been looking like conceding for a while. Who knew that birds normally seen on water cant stand a little rain.

[Niall_Quinn]

That would have been a wonder goal by Kane if he didn't hit it straight at the keeper.

[Master Splinter]

Spurs nick another win. They really are a mini-United.

Swansea missing a thousand chances, fucked over by the ref then contributing to their own downfall with basic errors and not clearing an easy ball. They really are a mini-Arsenal.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kane MotM. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

I think Kane is overrated enough to be a regular for England.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 1-2 Spuds, FT. How do these idiots keep being relatively high in the table with a negative goal difference?

[Niall_Quinn]

Horrible day of football.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Khaleesi. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Khaleesi :bow:

And it's the snatch splitting series too, when she still needed the shameless publicity.

[Master Splinter]

Swansea :doh:. An absolute fuck-up from them.

Poor management by Sgt. Brody to take Bony off too. Why not play with two strikers if Gomis has to come on?

I know it's been torturous watching Arsenal recently, but at least we have players like Sanchez, Ramsey, Cazorla, Oxlade who can produce magic when everything clicks. Spurs are genuinely terrible. Unless you're Manchester United you can't possibly continue to play that badly throughout a season and expect to pick up wins.

Another huge :doh: for Swansea.

[adzzzbatch]

Oh fuck off sp*rs why can't they just fucking lose.

[Master Splinter]

Kane MotM. :haha:

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Khaleesi :bow:

And it's the snatch splitting series too, when she still needed the shameless publicity.

Before she got prudish.

[Letters]

Oh fuck off sp*rs why can't they just fucking lose.

They are massively riding they're luck right now. They'll get found out.

[Letters]

Lovren can fuck off.

They all can.

Don't worry. Banker home win next week :(

[Niall_Quinn]

They are massively riding they're luck right now. They'll get found out.

You said they're :haha:

[Letters]

I must fall on my Grammar Nazi sword for that one :(


:ilt:

[Niall_Quinn]

Next week it's the Movable Object vs the Resistible Force! Hope to see some impressive Sky graphics of collapsing buildings and vicious attacks using feathers.

[GP]

I must fall on my Grammar Nazi sword for that one :(


:ilt:

Grammar Nazi's :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Grammar Nazi's :haha:

You said Nazi's :haha:

[GP]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk

[Niall_Quinn]

Fully aware of that, but no need to pass up an opportunity.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton 1-0 QPR, Barkley.

Lashed in one from 20 yards so he is the best English midfielder going I say.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton 2-0 QPR, Barkley and Mirallas.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton 3-1 QPR, FT. Naismith and Zamora with the other goals.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Neville and Carragher are about to impart some wisdom on the weekend's fixtures.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea win comfortably, sign of a great side.

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Neville's favourite ever Man Utd goal is a header.

:haha: