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McNamara That Ghost...
18-12-2014, 09:18 AM
Saturday, 20th December 2014
Man City v Crystal Palace, 12:45 http://i44.tinypic.com/5bpl5u.png
Aston Villa v Man Utd, 15:00
Hull v Swansea, 15:00
QPR v West Brom, 15:00
Southampton v Everton, 15:00
Tottenham v Burnley, 15:00
West Ham v Leicester, 15:00

Sunday, 21st December 2014
Newcastle v Sunderland, 13:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif
Liverpool v Arsenal, 16:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

Monday, 22nd December 2014
Stoke v Chelsea, 20:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

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As it stands:

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AFC Leveller
19-12-2014, 07:17 PM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/12/19/242AD5F500000578-2880865-image-m-5_1419007576105.jpg

Oscar with his wife and sister!

dunno about touching his sisters bum like that...

Niall_Quinn
19-12-2014, 09:48 PM
Nah, it's fine. He's a fucking homo.

McNamara That Ghost...
19-12-2014, 10:07 PM
To be fair, Big Man was probably nearby.

McNamara That Ghost...
20-12-2014, 12:29 PM
Come on Palace. :bow:

Blink 1nce Quince 2wice
20-12-2014, 12:38 PM
Skinny chicken arses...

McNamara That Ghost...
20-12-2014, 12:57 PM
Milner up front. :bow:

McNamara That Ghost...
20-12-2014, 12:59 PM
Nasri shoots but wide.

McNamara That Ghost...
20-12-2014, 01:03 PM
No foul from Demichelis?

McNamara That Ghost...
20-12-2014, 01:05 PM
Campbell overhead kick, wide. Good chance.

McNamara That Ghost...
20-12-2014, 01:08 PM
Yaya blazes it over.

McNamara That Ghost...
20-12-2014, 01:11 PM
David Silva. :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
20-12-2014, 01:13 PM
Another solid clearance from Yaya.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 01:15 PM
Turned it on and immediately Owened at full volume. Fuck BT - I'm not going to do what they want, I'm going to keep watching.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 01:19 PM
What's up with Dowd? He seems to be reffing according to the rules. Weird.

McNamara That Ghost...
20-12-2014, 01:21 PM
,Kolarov booked.

McNamara That Ghost...
20-12-2014, 01:22 PM
Bolasie you tit.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 01:26 PM
Campbell :doh:

McNamara That Ghost...
20-12-2014, 01:27 PM
Campbell is crap.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 01:28 PM
LOL - What a miss by Zabaleta :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
20-12-2014, 01:29 PM
Zabaleta. :haha:

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 01:30 PM
I think what Owen meant to say was good clearance by the defender. He was too busy wanking over Kolorov to do his job though.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 01:32 PM
Bolasie is pure randomness. He'll need around 900 opportunities to do something useful.

HT. What's more exciting, PL footie or chess?

McNamara That Ghost...
20-12-2014, 01:33 PM
Citeh 0-0 Palace, HT.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 01:39 PM
Palace 1 attempt on target
Gypos - none :haha:

673 trillion billion quid spent since lunchtime and they can't muster an attempt on target.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 01:40 PM
Zabaletta's miss was a "lovely little finish" according to McManaman.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 01:51 PM
Massive fluke - huge deflection off the defender. 1-0 to scummy gypo cunts. Silva will probably try to claim it.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 01:53 PM
Toure :haha:

Remember that one time in his whole career where he lashed at the ball and it actually went in by accident? No such luck today, another one miles over.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 01:58 PM
Palace attack like toddlers trying to master their first pair of lace-up shoes.

McNamara That Ghost...
20-12-2014, 02:02 PM
Another scroted goal by pubbers at the top of the league. Eurgh.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 02:07 PM
Missed it. Game over. Was over before it started really. Palace offer zero threat.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 02:08 PM
Zaha warming up.

WHO?

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 02:08 PM
Zaha on Campbell off.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 02:09 PM
Goal ruled out for Palace. Offside.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

He was a MILE onside.

That is an absolutely disgraceful decision.

Master Splinter
20-12-2014, 02:10 PM
Palace without Chamakh :rose:.

Time to bring Sanogo in on loan.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 02:10 PM
Judas Lampard on for Silva

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 02:11 PM
Refs and linesmen might as well write in the results and save everyone the trouble.

Master Splinter
20-12-2014, 02:13 PM
Refs and linesmen might as well write in the results and save everyone the trouble.

They'll even their "errors" up when Arteta is sent off for shaking their hands in the pre-match preamble.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 02:17 PM
They'll even their "errors" up when Arteta is sent off for shaking their hands in the pre-match preamble.

To be fair you should get a red if you shake their hands. A punch in the balls would be more appropriate.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 02:19 PM
This is sooooooooooooo boring. The gypos are worse than us even when we are at our most tippy tappy.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 02:19 PM
Owen can't see Palace getting a goal. Little wonder with that linesman.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 02:21 PM
Milner should be off by now. Ref waits until the last 10 mins to card him. Left him with 80 mins to do what the fuck he wanted.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 02:23 PM
Puncheon :doh:

What a crap player. Turns attack into a goal for the opposition.

Toure shuts his eyes, swings a boot and statistics go his way. 3-0. Lots of cum dripping down the commentators window. 500 misses then he manages to get one - It's Toure, AGAIN! Typical Toure! It's a Toure Special!

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 02:24 PM
Jerome Thomas coming on.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 02:25 PM
Another clean sheet for Hart :bow:

Thanks Mr Linesman! You're really spoiling me.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 02:30 PM
Fernandinho with a crystal clear and deliberate elbow on Jedinak.

Looked, elbowed him, ref plays on.

Owen thinks it's okay because there was no intention to hurt anyone. Same happened to me when I blew that guy's head off with a shotgun. I never meant to hurt the cunt FFS!

Gypos get so many breaks - even when they are winning easily.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 02:31 PM
Lesbo off, some cunt on. Sinclair, another one of the gypo's ambitious players.

Master Splinter
20-12-2014, 02:31 PM
Scott Sinclair coming on to make sure Citeh pass the homegrown rule that has been ferociously and fervently altered for them even though they're not remotely close to meeting the regulations.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 02:32 PM
3 mins extra time in this dire trudge.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 02:33 PM
Two teams with billionaire dopers top of the table, level on points. Now that's a hell of coincidence.

Master Splinter
20-12-2014, 02:36 PM
Two teams with billionaire dopers top of the table, level on points. Now that's a hell of coincidence.

It will even itself up when we get thrown out of the Champions League by Platini for doing everything correctly and respectfully and because Platini hates Wenger.

And Arteta will be fined.

McNamara That Ghost...
20-12-2014, 02:36 PM
Citeh. :sick:

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 02:36 PM
FT 3-0

Stroll for the gypo trash. Even so, that's one of the most boring 90 mins you'll see.

Linesmen bent as hell. Ref played his part too by ignoring persistent gypo fouling.

Ambitious gypos tied top. What an achievement.

adzzzbatch
20-12-2014, 03:18 PM
I wonder how many villa will roll over by today.

McNamara That Ghost...
20-12-2014, 03:22 PM
QPR 0-2 WBA, Lescott and Varela.

Spuds 1-0 Burnley, Kane.

McNamara That Ghost...
20-12-2014, 03:23 PM
Villa 1-0 Man Utd, Bentekkers!

McNamara That Ghost...
20-12-2014, 03:25 PM
QPR 1-2 WBA, Austin pelanty.

'Ammers 1-0 Leicester, Big Andy!

McNamara That Ghost...
20-12-2014, 03:27 PM
Spuds 1-1 Burnley, BARNES!

Munchies
20-12-2014, 03:28 PM
Spuds :pal:

McNamara That Ghost...
20-12-2014, 03:39 PM
Spuds 2-1 Burnley, Lamela.

Southampton 1-0 Everton, Lukaku OG. :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
20-12-2014, 03:47 PM
Villa 1-0 Man Utd, HT.

Hold on!

Master Splinter
20-12-2014, 04:06 PM
Guzan saves from RVC.

McNamara That Ghost...
20-12-2014, 04:07 PM
QPR 2-2 WBA, Austin, Austin, Austin!

Master Splinter
20-12-2014, 04:07 PM
RPQ 2-2 West Brom - Charlie Austin!

Austin to Liverpool in January?

Master Splinter
20-12-2014, 04:08 PM
Guzan holds Mata's shot.

Master Splinter
20-12-2014, 04:09 PM
Falcao scores.

Villa :doh:.

McNamara That Ghost...
20-12-2014, 04:09 PM
1-1 Falcao.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 04:15 PM
Falcao scores.

Villa :doh:.

Damn, he's now level with Sanogo :doh:

Well worth the money.

McNamara That Ghost...
20-12-2014, 04:17 PM
'Ammers 2-0 Leicester, Downing.

This nonense needs to stop. 'Ammers for the top four now. :lol:

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 04:18 PM
Stream2Me calls football "soccer" :haha:

Stupid yank scum.

McNamara That Ghost...
20-12-2014, 04:19 PM
In the last few minutes on Final Score I have heard:

Get stuck in.
Fire in the belly.
Lit the blue touch paper.

:haha:

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 04:20 PM
Two useless efforts from the best player ever of all time, Di Maria.

McNamara That Ghost...
20-12-2014, 04:21 PM
Agbonlahor sent off. :doh:

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 04:21 PM
Villa have just been Masoned.

The cheating is being ramped up.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 04:21 PM
Is Mason more notorious than Dean now?

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 04:22 PM
Not a red in a thousand years.

That is a scandalous decision. Pure cheating designed to give utd the advantage. Anyone who says otherwise just isn't paying attention.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 04:23 PM
COME ON VILLA! Twat these twats and make utd waste the money they have splashed on Mason.

McNamara That Ghost...
20-12-2014, 04:23 PM
Southampton 2-0 Neverton, Pele.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 04:24 PM
DI MARIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cunt missed again, go figure.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 04:25 PM
"you're not fit, you;re not fit, you;re not fit to referee... you're not fit to be alive..."

Master Splinter
20-12-2014, 04:25 PM
Mason is quite simply a villain.

Not in the sense he's a Villa fan; in that he's a piece of cheating, cowardly scum.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 04:27 PM
Utd SOMEHOW survive.

"Ashley Young, you're a wanker, you're a wanker!"

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 04:27 PM
Rooney :haha:

Fat useless fuck.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 04:28 PM
BTW - Sagna

:haha: :haha: :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
20-12-2014, 04:29 PM
BBC Final Score:

All in the melting pot now.

:haha:

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 04:29 PM
Valencia off, the wildly overrated Wilson on.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 04:31 PM
Same challenge as Abonglahor, but this time it's a yellow... because it's a utd player. Simple as.

Mason is a blatant cheat.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 04:32 PM
Commentator is ridiculous - he reckons the player "kicked onto Blackett's studs" despite the fact he didn't kick at all. If the last one was red that was 2 reds. But utd have Mason.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 04:34 PM
Villa fans taking the piss - they have the right after reffing like this. Commentators don't like it.

Cheating utd scum claiming pens for anything they reckon Mason will give. Trying to get value for money.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 04:36 PM
Mason cheats again. It's right in your face.

Master Splinter
20-12-2014, 04:36 PM
the wildly overrated Wilson on.

Is that epiteth being used with one look to the future, when he'll hit-and-hope one in from 30 yards and will instantly become England's next hope whom the team should be built around for some inapparent reason?

McNamara That Ghost...
20-12-2014, 04:37 PM
Hold on Villa you berks.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 04:38 PM
"be good if you could make up your own scoreline", laughs the commentator.

That's what Mason is trying hard to do. Will he be successful?

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 04:39 PM
Two Mancs matches, two corrupt refs.

Now you understand why technology is frowned on.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 04:40 PM
Ashley Young absolutely shit when he has to do anything other than dive about the place. Can't pass a ball to save his miserable, worthless life.

McNamara That Ghost...
20-12-2014, 04:40 PM
Southampton 3-0 Neverton, Yoshida.

:haha:

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 04:41 PM
Ashley Young absolutely shit when he has to do anything other than dive about the place. Can't cross a ball to save his miserable, worthless life.

Master Splinter
20-12-2014, 04:41 PM
Hold on Villa you berks.

They've been Masoned.

Don't fully deserve the berk tag tbf imo.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 04:42 PM
Wilson's dive doesn't get the desired result. Maybe Mason feels he's earned his fee already.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 04:43 PM
Good effort Villa. Just over.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 04:43 PM
Ashley Young :haha:

Two more shit crosses from a shit nothing.

Master Splinter
20-12-2014, 04:44 PM
I think Young has been transferred back to Villa.

McNamara That Ghost...
20-12-2014, 04:45 PM
QPR 3-2 WBA, Stone Cold hat-trick!

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 04:45 PM
Young down holding his face - nobody was near him.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 04:45 PM
Young with a shit cross.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 04:45 PM
Shrek with a shit corner.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 04:47 PM
Sanchez with a tame shot. Utd defence :haha:

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 04:48 PM
Commentators have resorted to praying for a utd late goal.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 04:49 PM
Wilson handballed it and then shot. Ref missed it.

McNamara That Ghost...
20-12-2014, 04:49 PM
Villa 1-1 Man Utd, FT.

Man Utd. :haha:

Couldn't beat 10 men.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 04:49 PM
Villa close! Doesn't look like a 10 vs 11.

FT.

Mason MotM - again.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 04:50 PM
The cheating that has gone on for mancs clubs today is beyond the pale.

McNamara That Ghost...
20-12-2014, 04:52 PM
'Ammers 2-0 Leicester, FT.

QPR 3-2 WBA, FT.

McNamara That Ghost...
20-12-2014, 04:52 PM
Southampton 3-0 Everton, FT. :lol:

Master Splinter
20-12-2014, 04:52 PM
United :haha:.

Couldn't beat Villa with a two-man advantage and everything else in their favour. Villa had the better chances at the end.

Mason MOTM again. He showed great grit and determination to deny Villa time and time again.

McNamara That Ghost...
20-12-2014, 04:54 PM
Spuds 2-1 Burnley, FT.

Hull 0-1 Swansea, FT.

Master Splinter
20-12-2014, 05:09 PM
Steve Bruce doing a wonderful job again.

Brucey deserves huge credit.

Brucey doesn't get the credit he deserves.

What a job Brucey has done.

Why doesn't Brucey get considered for the top jobs?

What a lovely guy Brucey is.

Brucey's been sacked again for being a shit Premier League manager.

What a wonderful job Brucey is doing at Millwall.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 06:47 PM
All those years of laying down for Utd, tbf he should get some sort of reward.

Niall_Quinn
20-12-2014, 06:52 PM
I'm about to write to the Daily Mail urging them to make Rooney MotM after another typical non-performance today. But I have run short if ideas on how to persuade them he's in the same world class bracket as Messi and Pele and those other Johnny types. Does somebody have a decent suggestion? Unfortunately it can't be, "Because he's Rooney, because he plays for Utd and because he's English". I have used that one too many times.

adzzzbatch
21-12-2014, 11:21 AM
I'm about to write to the Daily Mail urging them to make Rooney MotM after another typical non-performance today. But I have run short if ideas on how to persuade them he's in the same world class bracket as Messi and Pele and those other Johnny types. Does somebody have a decent suggestion? Unfortunately it can't be, "Because he's Rooney, because he plays for Utd and because he's English". I have used that one too many times.

tenacious, persistent and determined?

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 12:41 PM
Newcastle: Alnwick, Janmaat, Coloccini, S Taylor, Dummett, Sissoko, Colback, Tiote, Gouffran, Perez, Ameobi

Sunderland: Pantilimon, Vergini, Reveillere, O'Shea, Brown, Cattermole, Larsson, Gomez, Johnson, Wickham, Fletcher.

Sky's build-up to our game: Reasons to be optimistic for Liverpool after beating Bournemouth - Arsenal, a shambles.

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 01:21 PM
Robbie Savage was being a complete dick to Keown, hope Keown has lamped him after MotD2 Extra finished.

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 01:23 PM
Robbie Savage was being a complete dick to Keown, hope Keown has lamped him after MotD2 Extra finished.

Just to Keown? So he's improved, because usually he's a complete dick in general. One of the biggest pubbers to befoul the game.

Munchies
21-12-2014, 01:35 PM
All newcastle so far

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 01:38 PM
Just to Keown? So he's improved, because usually he's a complete dick in general. One of the biggest pubbers to befoul the game.

Just to him in this case, so maybe that's an improvement but he made me want to throw my laptop at the TV, so maybe not.

He is a scrote that is true.

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 01:41 PM
Ah NQ commentating.

Great determination!

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 01:41 PM
Just to him in this case, so maybe that's an improvement but he made me want to throw my laptop at the TV, so maybe not.

He is a scrote that is true.

Just so you know, he's not really in the TV (none of them are), so you wouldn't have hit him.

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 01:43 PM
Ah NQ commentating.

Great determination!

Sky can't afford me so the settle for him. Cheap imitation.

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 01:44 PM
Adam Johnson is just crap.

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 01:44 PM
Just so you know, he's not really in the TV (none of them are), so you wouldn't have hit him.

He wouldn't be on my screen anymore though; in the absence of being able to inflict harm.

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 01:46 PM
Ah I almost forgot.

Sky's build-up: Cattermole is playing the best football of his career. :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 01:48 PM
Fletcher. :haha:

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 01:49 PM
It's easy to forget that Cattermole is such a great player, particularly if you watch him play. This is why it's useful to have Sky around.

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 01:53 PM
Wickham???? Was harder to miss that than score.

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 01:53 PM
What a miss from Wickham!

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 01:54 PM
Tiote booked. He's not protected by the "don't like it up em Arsenal clause" today. Careless.

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 01:54 PM
Tiote booked, misses the game against Man Utd.

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 01:55 PM
Sammy Amoebi embarrassing professional sport there.

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 01:56 PM
Colback booked too. I didn't realise Coloccini was also booked.

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 01:57 PM
Colback booked. And it's not even the last 10 minutes of the game yet. Incredible stuff here at St James' Pk.

Mackems missing again. Could have gone either side of a gaping goal, decided to hit it at the keeper. Didn't pay off.

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 01:57 PM
Fletcher hits the bar!

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 01:57 PM
Colback booked too. I didn't realise Coloccini was also booked.

Yep, we aren't playing them today so it's ok to get the card out at any time.

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 01:58 PM
Arteta booked.

AFC Leveller
21-12-2014, 01:59 PM
How can the ref not give a pel to Saints when the Everton defender clearly lumps the saints striker...5 yards from where the ref was standing??

Refs are corrupt.

AFC Leveller
21-12-2014, 02:00 PM
Arteta booked.

Deserves it, his lack of pace was evident.

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 02:00 PM
Coates booked?

:haha:

Taylor must be on a bet to get all 20 outfield players booked.

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 02:02 PM
Coates booked?

:haha:

Taylor must be on a bet to get all 20 outfield players booked.

He's trying to apply the wild inconsistency that everyone has been demanding.

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 02:05 PM
This game is really highlighting everything that's great about the British pub.

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 02:06 PM
Perez combs one wide.

Pantititmilon didn't see it says NQ.

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 02:06 PM
If they tried shooting before they got tackled they might have more change of scoring.

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 02:07 PM
Alan Parry is senile.

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 02:08 PM
Wickham calmly heads it back to the opposition keeper. Good defending.

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 02:08 PM
Was that Ameobi blocking Tiote's shot? Although it's not like that hit and hoper will score against any other team than us.

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 02:09 PM
Keeper pretends to be injured. Booking for Wickham.

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 02:10 PM
Wickham booked.

Although tbf that was deserved. Suspended against Hull.

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 02:10 PM
Sissoko??? What could that have been? A shot maybe?

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 02:12 PM
This is dreadfully entertaining stuff - it's so awful it's good :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 02:12 PM
What a waste from Wickham.

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 02:14 PM
What a bottle job - hoof comes in, all set up for the volley at goal, bottles it and tries to play it backwards giving it away in the process.

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 02:15 PM
Johnson. :haha:

Twice.

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 02:16 PM
2 mins of extra time to endure.

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 02:18 PM
Newcastle 0-0 Sunderland, HT.

What was that?

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 02:19 PM
HT 0-0. Over to the Sky lads to turn that sad indictment into a classic.

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 02:19 PM
Ray Winstone again - it's a joy to listen to him.

AFC Leveller
21-12-2014, 02:21 PM
Shite game, but Sky will let us that the 2nd half promisses to be a cracker.

Master Splinter
21-12-2014, 02:31 PM
If they tried shooting before they got tackled they might have more change of scoring.

You said "change" instead of "chance". :haha:

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 02:34 PM
You said "change" instead of "chance". :haha:

That wasn't me, it was my cousin.

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 02:35 PM
I reckon Sky should have a vote in this circumstance asking whether we want to watch this or decide to watch a classic match instead.

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 02:35 PM
This is torture, waiting for this shit to be over so the proper game can start.

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 02:36 PM
I reckon Sky should have a vote in this circumstance asking whether we want to watch this or decide to watch a classic match instead.

You really want to give them an excuse to run episodes of the Best of Stevie Me?

Shaqiri Is Boss
21-12-2014, 02:37 PM
:sick:

Surely a bust cheekbone for Taylor.

Above the eye actually.

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 02:38 PM
Good cross from Wickham, jesus wept that's sickening on Steven Taylor.

:sick:

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 02:38 PM
Taylor injured - collided with the post. Looks dead.

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 02:38 PM
You really want to give them an excuse to run episodes of the Best of Stevie Me?

That's coming up soon anyway.

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 02:39 PM
This is a huge opportunity for Taylor to play with a bandage.

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 02:40 PM
An eye patch could be on the way I think. :bow:

Shaqiri Is Boss
21-12-2014, 02:40 PM
Ah no he's fine.

What a man.

Shit player, but what a man.

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 02:41 PM
Are lions really brave? They are huge cats, with massive teeth, massive paws and claws. Plus they can run quite fast.

And they often go for weak prey.

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 02:41 PM
Fucking hell - Gomez????

How can a professional footballer be that bad?

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 02:41 PM
Jordi Gomez. :haha:

Munchies
21-12-2014, 02:43 PM
What a miss

Place that in the bottom corner ffs :lol:

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 02:43 PM
Why is it so important for Taylor to come back on? He's been off the pitch for 5 mins. Why not bring on a sub?

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 02:44 PM
Clattermule booked.

Taylor back on, but no bandage :doh:

Master Splinter
21-12-2014, 02:44 PM
Anthony Taylor thinks there are 22 Arsenal players on the pitch.

Master Splinter
21-12-2014, 02:46 PM
12-year old Armstrong coming on.

Cisse :haha:.

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 02:46 PM
Gouffron off - Armstrong on - WHO??????

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 02:46 PM
Gouffran hauled off for Lance Armstrong.

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 02:47 PM
If Armstrong is as good as Utd's Wilson then :doh:

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 02:48 PM
Taylor surely has a concussion, hate seeing players carrying on after getting a smack anywhere on their face/head.

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 02:51 PM
First bit of quality from Perez. Good save from pantsman.

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 02:51 PM
Good save from Pants to deny Perez.

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 02:52 PM
Newcastle starting to sober up, taking control.

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 02:54 PM
Cattermole playing the best kicking of his career.

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 02:56 PM
LOL - O'Shea booked for assault.

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 02:56 PM
O'Shea booked.

Scrote.

Master Splinter
21-12-2014, 02:57 PM
Necastle keep passing it to Pantillimon.

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 02:58 PM
Cattermole off, Bridcut on.

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 02:58 PM
Cattermole hauled off, Bridcutt on.

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 02:59 PM
Armstrong fluffs it. He's definitely as good as Wilson.

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 02:59 PM
Another Armstrong disgrace.

Munchies
21-12-2014, 03:00 PM
Sissoko... Pace and Power :bow:

Master Splinter
21-12-2014, 03:00 PM
Armstrong should have squared it to Sissoko.

It's weird seeing Sissoko playing consistently well. Cheeky bargain bin raid in January?

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 03:01 PM
From BBC's live text:


Mathew Brown: Fletcher is too good for Sunderland. Great hold up play

:unsure:

Master Splinter
21-12-2014, 03:01 PM
Newcastle trying to be as profligate as Arsenal.

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 03:02 PM
Perez. :lol:

Crap finish.

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 03:02 PM
Cisse on for Tiote

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 03:02 PM
Tiote off, Cisse on.

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 03:03 PM
This match is fascinating - apparently.

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 03:05 PM
Johnson :haha:

That's terrible.

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 03:05 PM
Johnson. :haha:

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 03:08 PM
Wickham has missed enough for the day, subbed for Buckley.

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 03:10 PM
Arteta lucky not to get a second yellow for that non-foul by Cisse. Just a FK though,

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 03:11 PM
How does a player overcontrol something? :unsure:

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 03:16 PM
2 more mins. Don't see any reason why there should be added time.

Ameobi off Cabella on.

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 03:17 PM
Pants saves from Sissoko. Good effort.

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 03:18 PM
Johnson 0-1

Hit them on the break.

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 03:18 PM
Barcodes 0-1 Sunderland, Johnson!

Me. :haha:

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 03:18 PM
That's why you need a scrote like Tiote. He'd have stopped Johnson, probably permanently.

Master Splinter
21-12-2014, 03:19 PM
Adam Johnson for England!

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 03:19 PM
Larsson fucks up the chance to kill it.

Master Splinter
21-12-2014, 03:19 PM
Larsson :haha:.

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 03:20 PM
Adam Johnson for England!

In place of Kane? I think not.

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 03:20 PM
Larsson just dropped the Ashes.

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 03:21 PM
The fake NQ thinks history is going to be created here? Why?

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 03:21 PM
Damn, 5 mins of added time. This is pure pain.

Niall_Quinn
21-12-2014, 03:24 PM
FT

Geordies 0-1 Mackems

Thank fuck it's over.

McNamara That Ghost...
21-12-2014, 03:24 PM
Newcastle 0-1 Sunderland, FT!

Pardiola Out!

McNamara That Ghost...
22-12-2014, 07:31 PM
Stoke: Begovic, Bardsley, Shawcross, Muniesa, Pieters, Cameron, Nzonzi, Walters, Bojan, Arnautovic, Crouch.

Chelsea: Courtois, Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Azpilicueta, Matic, Mikel, Fabregas, Willian, Costa, Hazard.

Shaqiri Is Boss
22-12-2014, 07:35 PM
Hopefully Fabregas scores an OG and gets sent off.

Not for any footballing reason, just that I forgot to put him back into my fantasy team.

McNamara That Ghost...
22-12-2014, 07:45 PM
Cesc. :lol:

Dropped in a fantasy team, how galling.

McNamara That Ghost...
22-12-2014, 08:00 PM
Come on Stoke you disgusting scrotes.

McNamara That Ghost...
22-12-2014, 08:02 PM
0-1 Big Man.

Shaqiri Is Boss
22-12-2014, 08:07 PM
And a Fabregas assist. Git.

McNamara That Ghost...
22-12-2014, 08:10 PM
Diego Costa. :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
22-12-2014, 08:11 PM
And a Fabregas assist. Git.

Another one from a set-piece. :sleep:

McNamara That Ghost...
22-12-2014, 08:20 PM
Bardsley assault on Hazard. Only booked. :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
22-12-2014, 08:21 PM
Courtois saves from Nzonzi's deflected pub!

McNamara That Ghost...
22-12-2014, 08:24 PM
Great interception from the ref. :bow:

McNamara That Ghost...
22-12-2014, 08:26 PM
Ivanovic. :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
22-12-2014, 08:32 PM
Diego Costa. :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
22-12-2014, 08:38 PM
Mikel. :lol:

Scrote.

McNamara That Ghost...
22-12-2014, 09:09 PM
Willian cross, easy for Begovic.

McNamara That Ghost...
22-12-2014, 09:16 PM
Matic's shot. :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
22-12-2014, 09:24 PM
This is awful.

McNamara That Ghost...
22-12-2014, 09:28 PM
Pah come on Walters you footballing god.

McNamara That Ghost...
22-12-2014, 09:30 PM
Adam on. :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
22-12-2014, 09:36 PM
0-2 Cesc scuffer.

Shaqiri Is Boss
22-12-2014, 09:39 PM
Of course it is.

McNamara That Ghost...
22-12-2014, 09:48 PM
Get up Hazard.

McNamara That Ghost...
22-12-2014, 09:57 PM
0-2 FT. Joyless football.